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I have to go to work. 15 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:49,440 -So, okay, alright. -Yeah, no, that's okay. 16 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:50,746 Good try. 17 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,099 [Sighs] -Do you wanna try again tonight? 18 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,753 -Maybe? I don't know. 19 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,537 I'm -- I'm supposed to meet with Doug later, 20 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,539 so I don't really know what kind of mood I'm gonna be in. 21 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,194 -Sorry, I always forget you have a parole officer. 22 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,109 -He's a probation officer. It's not a parole -- 23 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,937 I didn't go to jail. That's the difference. 24 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,287 I keep explaining that, and you don't... 25 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,116 -Do you wanna try this weekend? 26 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,291 -Maybe! 27 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,864 [Shower running] 28 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:31,569 ♪ 29 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,919 [Exhales, grunts] 30 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,312 ♪ 31 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,532 [Grunts] 32 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:38,924 [Knock on door] 33 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,404 Hi. My name's Jack Brown. 34 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,014 I was curious if I could talk to you 35 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,886 about saving the planet today. -Uh, no, no. 36 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:53,025 ♪ 37 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,071 -Oh, hi. Oh. Did you want a fitting room? 38 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,377 Or should I wrap it up for you? 39 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,422 -Just ring it up, please. -Okay. 40 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,642 -Can you put me on the list? -Yeah, sure, of course. 41 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,384 -For, like, not to come back? -To not come back? 42 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,212 -I wanna -- I wanna be on the list that's, like, 43 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:09,128 never come here again for you and your peers. 44 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,826 -I'll take this, too. 45 00:02:10,955 --> 00:02:13,133 -Oh, um, off the mannequin? 46 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:15,396 -Just -- I'll take it. 47 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:16,397 -Okay. 48 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:17,833 [Knock on door] 49 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:20,444 -Yo! -Hey, my name's Jack Brown. 50 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:23,534 -Yeah, you're from Titty Bingo. 51 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:24,622 -Excuse me? 52 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,236 -You know what? N-Never mind. 53 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,238 -Wait, no, what's -- what's Titty Bingo? 54 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,457 -That's from the Spring Resort collection. 55 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:36,634 ♪ 56 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,332 -Yes. -Okay. 57 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:42,553 ♪ 58 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:43,902 -Why? 59 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,601 ♪ 60 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,385 [Door closes] 61 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:49,778 -Oh, hey, welcome to the store -- 62 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,432 -Just looking. 63 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,608 [Liquid pouring] 64 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:10,668 -[Laugh] -Caught you! [Laughs] 65 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,017 -Um... -Where's that from? 66 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,455 -Um, the -- Sorry? 67 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:17,675 -The wine. -Oh, uh...the bottle? 68 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:20,243 [Laughs] -You're fun. 69 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,071 You're fun. That's a fun answer. 70 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,814 Hm. Mmm! 71 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,469 Ugh. Who serves room-temperature rosé? 72 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,254 -Ugh, my boss. [Chuckles] 73 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,911 -That dress is good on you. -Uh, it -- it's not mine. 74 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:40,132 We, you know -- We have to wear stuff from the store, so... 75 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:44,049 I mean, I...I would love to show you something similar, 76 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,790 or you could even -- you could try this one on. 77 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,836 -Why'd you do that? 78 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,142 -Well, I work here, so... 79 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:53,058 -No, why'd you deflect when I gave you a compliment? 80 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,277 -Oh, I -- 81 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,279 -Is that something you normally do? 82 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,498 -Um... 83 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,456 -You shouldn't do that. 84 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:00,936 No, we would never talk to anyone else 85 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,546 the way we talk to ourselves. 86 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:03,895 My friend Brené Brown says that. 87 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,375 -Oh -- -Come with me. 88 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:10,467 Oh, my God, you're so tall. 89 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,728 -I know. 90 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,992 -No, it's amazing. [Gasps] 91 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:17,213 You're like a Valkyrie or an Amazonian. 92 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,692 -What? -You look like Wonder Woman. 93 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:21,478 [Gasps] Look at you. You're so powerful. 94 00:04:21,608 --> 00:04:24,351 You look amazing, right? 95 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,744 Say it. 96 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,485 You look amazing. 97 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:31,096 Say it. -No, it's -- No. 98 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:34,186 -You look amazing. -I... 99 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,493 -[Whispering] "I look amazing." 100 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,321 Now you. 101 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,584 -I look amazing. -Yeah, one more time. 102 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:43,587 -I look amazing. -Okay, one more time. 103 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:46,024 -I look amazing. -Now I believe you. 104 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,591 [Both laugh] 105 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,812 We're just having fun. [Laughs] I love that. 106 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,161 I'm Catherine. People call me Cat. 107 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,076 -I'm, uh, Lindsay. People just... 108 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,947 -Lindz? -...call me Lindsay. 109 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,167 -I'm gonna call you Lindz. 110 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,734 You're about to go on break, right? 111 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,431 -Oh, I don't -- 112 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,346 -I feel like you're about to go on break. 113 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:04,826 -In the back of my mind, I just -- 114 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,916 I've always wanted to be a designer, 115 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,831 and then I got -- I don't know. 116 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:14,270 Here I am working at a store, and Jack is -- 117 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,576 I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed. 118 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,186 I'm just -- I'm rambling on and on. 119 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,188 -No. No, no. -I-I -- We should -- 120 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,407 Let's just stop talking about me. 121 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:24,541 -Lindz, honestly, I'm just happy 122 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,369 to be talking to another person who's married. 123 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,023 -Oh, are your friends not married? 124 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:31,026 -Well, I don't really have a lot of friends. 125 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,376 -Oh, my God. I don't either. 126 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,812 -Well, who has time, you know? -Right? 127 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,901 -Work, kids. Blah. 128 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,425 -Oh, you have kids? 129 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,427 -Twins. You don't? 130 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:41,993 -Oh, no, no. 131 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,517 No twins, no kids. 132 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,823 Um, we -- you know, we talked about it, 133 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:48,652 and it's -- it's not like we're not -- not trying. 134 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,612 We're just not trying, you know? -Well, good for you. 135 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,962 We need more wine. What's her name? 136 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:55,616 -Um, Georgia? 137 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:56,834 -Georgia! 138 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,575 Hey, Georgia! -Oh, God. 139 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,142 -Yeah, you. 140 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,841 -Is there something I can help you with? 141 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,626 -My friend Lindz is entertaining me, 142 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,279 and we would just love another bottle 143 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,933 of that delicious rosé you're pouring. 144 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:11,283 -Oh, Lindz is it now? 145 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,285 Well, Lindz, if your friend isn't going to buy anything, 146 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,853 I'm going to have to ask her to leave. 147 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,638 -Is she talking to me? -Yes, I am. 148 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:20,205 -I'm sorry. -You're going to be. 149 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,338 -Oh, okay. 150 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,296 I -- Okay, I think she's mad. 151 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:27,038 Um, Lindz, you get commission, right? 152 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:30,346 -Yeah. -Yeah, great, okay. 153 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,131 Georgia? I'm gonna take care of this. 154 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,046 Have you ever thought about meditating? 155 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,875 -So, then Cat points to an entire rack and says, 156 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:39,877 "I'll take all of that in a size 2." 157 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,226 Points to another rack and says, 158 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:42,619 "I'll take all of that in a size 4," 159 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,752 because she gains weight when they go to France. 160 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,102 And then she says, "I'll take all of the boots in a 7 161 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,886 and then whatever Lindz likes." 162 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,585 -Ooh, "Lindz." -Yeah, "whatever Lindz likes." 163 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,500 -You fucking hate when people call you Lindz. 164 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,676 -What? No, I -- Sorry, what was I saying? 165 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,460 You just threw me off track. 166 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,507 -Uh, boots and then whatever Lindz likes. 167 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,813 -Yes, whatever Lindz likes from the jewelry. 168 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,249 "You know what, actually, 169 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,729 I'm just gonna take all of the jewelry." 170 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,339 -Oh, fuck. -Yeah! 171 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:11,909 "And I want it hand-wrapped, individually, by you." 172 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:12,997 -She said that to Georgia? 173 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,825 -To Georgia. 174 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,827 -And you're not fired? -No! 175 00:07:16,957 --> 00:07:18,350 I sold more in 10 minutes 176 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,396 than that boutique has sold in six months. 177 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,877 -Nice. -Then she takes my phone. 178 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,749 She puts her number in it and says, "You and Jack 179 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,274 haveto go to Sonoma next weekend with Matt and I." 180 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,537 -Sonoma. 181 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,627 -Yeah, Cat says it's the new Napa. 182 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,237 [TV turns on, baseball game playing] 183 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,369 Did you hear what I just said? 184 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,546 -What? Yeah, no, yeah, it's wild. 185 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:43,071 Do we not get the MLB Network anymore? 186 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,899 -Do you wanna go? -What? 187 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,117 -Do you wanna go? 188 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,032 -What, to Napa? -Sonoma. 189 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,686 -Well done by Eovaldi. 190 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,427 -Jack. 191 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,820 -Bottom of the third. Red Sox leading... 192 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,082 -I mean, you don't think that's kind of weird? 193 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,606 -Uh, no. Do not cross-examine. 194 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,565 -I'm not. I'm not. I just -- You don't know this Kate. 195 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,305 -Cat. -Right. 196 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,177 But this person just, like, blows into your store, 197 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,352 apparently buys everything in it, 198 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,484 and then you get a huge commission, 199 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:05,920 which, like, you know, awesome. 200 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,748 And then she just invites you to Sedona? 201 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:08,705 -Sonoma. -What did I say? 202 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,751 -Sedona. 203 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,796 -My point being, you know, this could be some weird 204 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,756 rich-person sex thing or, like, purge thing or -- 205 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,322 -Purge? -Yeah, like the movies. 206 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,802 Like -- Like maybe they wanna hunt us for sport. 207 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,761 Did you think about that? -No, I didn't, Jack, 208 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,153 because I'm not an idiot. 209 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,068 -Nice, nice, that's good. 210 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,462 That's good. -[Sighs] 211 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,768 I'm sorry. 212 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,944 [Baseball game continues] 213 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,164 -[Sighs] [Remote thuds] 214 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,472 -I would really like to go. 215 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,216 -And I would like to understand why you want to spend a weekend 216 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,957 with people you don't know. 217 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:46,961 -Okay, because she was fun and funny and interesting, 218 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,920 and she and her husband own their own businesses. 219 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,705 And they have a house and they have a family. 220 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,533 They have their shit together. 221 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,015 I thought this could be really good for us. 222 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,367 -When is it? 223 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,717 -Next weekend. -Next weekend! 224 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,023 It's next weekend. You said that. Sorry. 225 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,988 Okay. 226 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,164 -Really? -Yeah. 227 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,079 Yeah, I mean, you know, I gotta get the time off 228 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:20,298 and then clear it with Doug. 229 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,823 -[Chuckles] -But, uh... 230 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,172 Yeah, it'll be fun. 231 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,216 -Yeah? 232 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,566 -I think. 233 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,959 -Yeah? -Yeah, yeah. 234 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,005 -Yeah? -Yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,397 -Okay. -Okay. 236 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:33,616 -I'm gonna text her. -Great. 237 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,313 -Okay. 238 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,664 -If they purge us, though, I get to be super pissed off. 239 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:38,795 -I mean, it could be the sex thing. 240 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,927 -No. 241 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:46,281 ♪ 242 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,936 I knew we should've printed the directions. 243 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,286 -Well, I mean, I didn't know that there would be no service. 244 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:52,635 -This is what rich people do. 245 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,506 They go off the grid for vacation. 246 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,378 -Because you know so many rich people? 247 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,814 -No, but I do watch "Billions," 248 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,208 and this is -- this is a total Axe move. 249 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,037 -Okay. 250 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,995 -Where the fuck are we? 251 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,215 -We're in wine country. -So why are there cows? 252 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,696 There should be grapes. Read the invite again? 253 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,523 -"You are cordially invited to a weekend 254 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,874 of wine and whimsy at Vlas Vineyard, 255 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:17,007 71166 Leewise Road." [Cow moos] 256 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,443 Oh, my God. 257 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,229 And there's a star and picture of cow. 258 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,796 -So we are clearly close. 259 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,581 [Lucius's "Dusty Trails"plays] 260 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:30,760 ♪ 261 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:34,242 -♪ We've been gone for such a long time ♪ 262 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,896 -That's a murder house. -What? 263 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,463 -Yeah. That's a house where murder happens. 264 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,856 -What are you talking about? 265 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,162 -My mom always said you would kill me, 266 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,293 and you've finally done it. 267 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,775 This is great. -Alright, Purge. 268 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:49,474 Look, they're obviously very, very wealthy. 269 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,303 Are you gonna hit the call button? 270 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:55,611 We're just gonna sit here like weirdos. 271 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:59,702 Hi! It's Jack and Lindsay! 272 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,704 -♪ I know I'm no doctor 273 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,272 ♪ But if I was guessing 274 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,926 [Knock on door] ♪ I'd say it was 275 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,797 ♪ Just growing pains 276 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,712 ♪ 277 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,149 ♪ Painful as growing is 278 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:18,503 ♪ We can't forget it's our ticket to taking the reins ♪ 279 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,506 -No, Jack! -Hello? 280 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:22,507 -Don't be rude! 281 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,248 Hello? 282 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,169 -[Scoffs] 283 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,304 ♪ 284 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:43,746 -♪ We'll be okay 285 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,574 -[Whispering] This man is made of dicks. 286 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,749 -[Whispering] Jack! -What? He's -- 287 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,577 -No, I need you to be cool, okay? 288 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,448 -I am cool. -No, listen to me. 289 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,407 I really like her, and she's been really nice 290 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,930 to invite us up here, and I'm not really great 291 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,715 at making friends, so I just need you to -- 292 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,455 -I-I will keep it tight. 293 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,763 -Tightest. 294 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:01,808 -[Exhales sharply] 295 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,679 -♪ Penny for her thoughts 296 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,203 ♪ Leave me broke 297 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:11,382 ♪ 'Cause everyone's around and I'm still alone ♪ 298 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,342 -Okay. -Yeah. Yeah. 299 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,386 -...two and... [Cork pops] 300 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,649 -Aah! -Oh. Oh, whoa. 301 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,565 Let's get the birthday weekend started! 302 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,916 Alright! Cheers. 303 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,744 -Hey! -Hi. 304 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,223 -You made it! -Hi! 305 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,225 -Hey, can we get Jack and Lindsay some drinks? 306 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,532 -Hi. -Daniel. Hi. 307 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,273 -Thank you. -Oh, thank you. 308 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,579 -He's got the champagne there. Great. 309 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,799 -I am so grateful you're here. 310 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,975 [Whispering] I have been losing my mind. 311 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,282 Jack, it is so nice to finally meet you. 312 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,850 You are so lucky to have her. She's so special. 313 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,504 -Oh, yeah, no, th-thank you. -Yeah, 'course. 314 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:50,160 Jack and Lindz, these are our friends Kerry and Carrie. 315 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,814 -We know. It's okay to laugh. 316 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,077 -I didn't know his name was Kerry when we met. 317 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,297 -Yeah, she was modeling at this World Wildlife fundraiser, 318 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,951 fashion show, interactive theater 319 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,387 sort of thing that Jared was doing. 320 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,563 -Leto, not Kushner. -Yeah, of course. 321 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,043 That Jared was doing at Dumbo. 322 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,001 -We were all playing the emotions of penguins 323 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,481 that were killed for their scales. 324 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,222 -Right, right, and the girls were only allowed 325 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,267 to show what emotion they were. -Sad. 326 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,748 -Which was super convincing, 'cause I thought her name was... 327 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,229 -Sad. -...Sad for like a week. 328 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,405 But, in my defense, I was pretty fuckin' banged up, so... 329 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:21,235 -[Laughs] He spent $65,000 on champagne. 330 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,714 -Yeah, and then we did a couple of grams 331 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,499 of Bolivian marching powder in the bathroom. 332 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,066 -And we tried to have sex. 333 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,981 -In the bathroom. -But he couldn't get hard. 334 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,460 -Because of the blow. -Because of the blow. 335 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,462 [Laughter] 336 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,682 And we've been together pretty much ever since. 337 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,903 -Ah! Classic Kerry, right, babe? 338 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,469 -Can I steal her for a sec? 339 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,820 -Oh, yeah, by all means. -Great. 340 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,473 I've heard that story a million times. 341 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,127 -[Chuckling] 342 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,825 -Welcome. 343 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:46,695 -My man. 344 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,914 -Yeah. -Matt Flax. 345 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,654 -Jack Brown. -Pleasure there, bud. 346 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,786 -Good to meet you. -Yeah, nice to meet you, too. 347 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,092 Thank you. -Thanks for coming out. 348 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,267 -Yeah, no, my -- my -- This is -- 349 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,659 Hey, can I -- Do you mind? 350 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,096 -Oh, yeah, that's great. Thank you, Becca. 351 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,227 -Thank you, Becca. 352 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,447 -Hi. -Hi. 353 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,665 God, I hate those people. 354 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,886 -Really? They seem nice. 355 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,323 -Oh, they're not. They're such assholes. 356 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,456 -Really? -Yes. 357 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,240 So, how's Jack doing? 358 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,286 He thinks we're crazy, right? 359 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,550 -What? No. 360 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,813 I mean...he thinks you're gonna murder us. 361 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,684 [Both laugh] 362 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,339 I mean, he's -- he's joking. 363 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,775 -Oh, my God, I know. I totally get it. 364 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,603 I'm just, like, this crazy stranger 365 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,953 who stumbles into your store 366 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,346 and then invites you to Healdsburg. 367 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,175 [Chuckling] Who -- Who does that? 368 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,264 Actually, that would make a really good horror movie. 369 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,919 Should we write that? 370 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,355 I love that idea. 371 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,706 -I-I'm sorry. I thought we were in Sonoma. 372 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:45,406 -Oh, we are, but it's actually Healdsburg, technically Windsor, 373 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,190 but it's all in the Sonoma region. 374 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,584 -Oh, okay. You know what? 375 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,586 Um, Jack and I were talking on the way up, 376 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,109 and we were thinking that -- 377 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,331 -I just felt an immediate connection to you. 378 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,724 You seem so... 379 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,379 -Sad? -[Laughs] 380 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,164 That's a good callback. 381 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,296 No, just... 382 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,342 undervalued. 383 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,998 You're not supposed to be selling other people's clothes. 384 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:15,740 -Well, I-I mean, I don't want to be. 385 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,917 -Then why are you? 386 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,790 -Student debt. 387 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,360 -Oh. 388 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,970 -You enjoying the brew? 389 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,063 -Oh, shit, you can't -- you can't get this in California. 390 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,719 -Pause. You buy the distributor, you can do whatever you want. 391 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,025 [Laughs] -You buy the -- 392 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,896 You bought the distributor? 393 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,550 -Anyway, let me tell you a quick story 394 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,466 so that you don't have to hear it from Kerry later. 395 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,034 His grandfather invented Tater Tots. 396 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,861 -Get the fuck out of here. -No, it's an epic story. 397 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,255 He was working KP, kitchen duty, in World War II. 398 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,301 Not in the shit, he was in, like, Mississippi or something, 399 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,042 and there were all these little extra pieces of potato 400 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,913 that they weren't using, so the guys in the kitchen 401 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,264 started frying 'em up, and the grunts loved 'em. 402 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,441 So the war ends, and this guy has got the foresight 403 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,790 to trademark the thing. 404 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:08,750 The rest of the KP guys were pissed. 405 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,099 -He didn't cut 'em in? 406 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,406 -No, man, the guy was a fuckin' killer. 407 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,147 You know? -Yeah. 408 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,845 -[Whispering] Killer. Killer instinct. 409 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,241 Oh, wow. -Yeah. 410 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,852 -[Sniffing] 411 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,159 -Uh, so, how many more people are coming up this weekend? 412 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,812 -Oh, this is it. 413 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,292 Cat wanted to keep it pretty intimate for her birthday. 414 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,599 We're gonna blow it out for 30, so [Sniffs] 415 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,905 she wanted to keep it simple for 29. 416 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,864 -It's Cat's birthday? -What, 69?! 417 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,648 -[Laughing] My guy! 418 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,085 -It's -- It's her birthday? 419 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261 -I feel like I might know the waiter. 420 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,611 -Mm, which one? -The guy. 421 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,265 -Daniel? 422 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,875 -Daniel. -Yeah. 423 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,617 -Huh. Uh... 424 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,532 -Do you know him? -Where are the twins? 425 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,708 -Oh, they're back with the au pair in the city. 426 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,188 We wanted to get away this weekend. 427 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,450 -Oh, hell yeah. Good for you. 428 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,278 -Yeah, it's my birthday. 429 00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,931 I didn't want to think about it. 430 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,760 Them. They're obvious-- They're people. I love them. 431 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,414 -Did you just say it was your birthday? 432 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,460 -Yeah. -Your birthday?! 433 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,939 -Yeah. -Oh, my God! 434 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,507 I didn't bring anything! -Oh, that's okay. 435 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,074 -No, I'm so sorry. 436 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:15,730 -Trust me, you being here is enough. 437 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,906 -I really want you to let me cook you dinner. 438 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,733 -Oh, my -- Ew, no! -Clean or something? 439 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,127 -No? -Ew, no, no, no. 440 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,433 We have -- We have people who do that. 441 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,131 You just be our guest. 442 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,307 Just relax, enjoy. 443 00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:29,918 -Okay. -Yeah. 444 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,311 I'm just happy you're here. 445 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,268 -Mmm. 446 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,487 -Hey. 447 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,358 -Hi. -Hi. 448 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,490 -Hi. -Hi. 449 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,534 -You know -- Hi. 450 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,275 I think Lindsay and I would love 451 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,582 to take a moment to just go check out our room real quick. 452 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,887 Just get situated. 453 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,324 -Oh. 454 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,239 Yeah, I'm -- I'm so sorry. 455 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,720 I-I forget that being up here makes people... 456 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,374 -Oh -- -Yes, no, no, no. 457 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,550 You two go unload. 458 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:57,032 Wink-wink. Sorry. I'm -- I'm so inappropriate. 459 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,513 Sometimes I have to -- Becca! 460 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,648 Could you please show our guests to their room? 461 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,389 -Hi. -Of course. 462 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,783 We took the liberty of putting your bags in your room. 463 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,567 -I'm just gonna assume it's that one there 464 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,178 at the end of the hallway, right? 465 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,614 So I think we can probably get there on our own. 466 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,137 Thank you. 467 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,356 -You're welcome. 468 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,362 -Holy shit, this is a guest room? 469 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,888 -He bought my favorite brewery. 470 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,108 -What? -He bought -- 471 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,413 Well, he bought the distribution -- 472 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,372 How did he know that's my favorite beer? 473 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,808 -Oh, I mean, I don't know. 474 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,157 He probably, like, Instagrammed you 475 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,767 or Facebooked you or whatever. 476 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,160 -So he stalked me? 477 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,771 -No, he Googled you. We all do it. 478 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,643 We all Google each other, and then we act surprised 479 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,646 when people tell us shit that we already know about ourselves. 480 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:46,734 -Did you know it was her birthday? 481 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,388 -Mm... 482 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,172 -That's kind of weird she wouldn't tell us 483 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,565 that we were up here for her birthday. 484 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,696 -Well, I think that -- 485 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,395 -Where are our bags? 486 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,919 -Um... 487 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,313 They're in here, in a closet. 488 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,663 -Jesus. -They're unpacked. 489 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,839 -They are definitely gonna kill us. 490 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,973 Hey, what are these? 491 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,279 -I don't know. 492 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,110 Gift bags! 493 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,418 Oh, my God! 494 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,769 -Jesus. -Jack, these are so nice! 495 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,988 -I've got face wash. 496 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:24,989 -Hangover kit. 497 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,600 -Beard trim lotion. 498 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,775 -Massage oil. 499 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:28,776 -I have lube. 500 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,604 -Really? -Yes. 501 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,388 There's, like, a tremendous amount of sex stuff in here. 502 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,737 -Oh, my God. 503 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,391 -And I have Viagra. 504 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,871 -[Gasps] 505 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,960 I told you it was a sex thing. 506 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,789 -Yes, yes, you did. -[Laughs] 507 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,791 Gum. 508 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,227 -Hey. 509 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,664 -Hey. 510 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,362 -Can -- Can we not do any drugs this weekend? 511 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,624 -Who's doing drugs? 512 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,103 -I mean, the first thing that guy said -- 513 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,975 -Which guy? -Kerry, the tall guy. 514 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,455 He said he does a lot of blow. 515 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,804 -Okay? 516 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,849 -And there are joints in my bag. 517 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,286 -Which are totally legal. 518 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,157 -They are, for people that aren't on probation 519 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,593 and have to piss in a cup every week. 520 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,248 -Well, I mean, well, that's not their fault. 521 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,774 -Okay. 522 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,434 There are six people here. -Okay. 523 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,349 -Mm-hmm, and there's an itinerary. 524 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:25,920 -Wine tasting, karaoke, brunch, yoga, massages! 525 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,444 Jack, this is like a resort. 526 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,054 -"Jumpin' Jack Flash." 527 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,230 -What? 528 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,189 That's so rad. 529 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670 What does mine say? 530 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,585 -"Lazy Lindz." 531 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,935 -Oh, well... 532 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,459 -You still hate when people call you "Lindz," right? 533 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,939 -Oh, yeah. -But they -- 534 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,115 -Don't know that. -Right. 535 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,514 -You wanna...unload? 536 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,039 -Now? 537 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,306 You don't really seem like you want to. 538 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,264 -Yeah, I don't. 539 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,439 [Both laugh] 540 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:12,706 ♪ 541 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:16,013 [Indistinct conversations] 542 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,451 -Fuck, I should've changed. -No, no, no, you look fine. 543 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,104 -I look fucking homeless. -Jack, you look fine. 544 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,193 -Jack, Lindz, you guys get situated? 545 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,805 -Yeah, yeah. Somebody unpacked our stuff. 546 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,546 -Oh, yeah, that was Milton. 547 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,896 He is the fucking best. 548 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,290 -Milton? -Well, I say Milton. 549 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,422 I mean Daniel and Becca. But yeah. 550 00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,946 -Okay, you know, by the way, thank you for the bags. 551 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,253 They're incredible. -Oh, did we do bags? 552 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,037 Hey, babe, what's in the bags? -I don't know. 553 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,430 I told Milton to do the kits again 554 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,693 and then just to do something comfy but fun. 555 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,914 -Guys, seriously... 556 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,916 are they comfy but fun? 557 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,265 -Very. 558 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,006 -Great. -Great. 559 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:55,139 -So I'm -- I'm still not getting any cellphone reception. 560 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,532 -Yeah, and you won't. -What? 561 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,925 -No Internet, either. 562 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,927 -Only way I can keep him off the grid. 563 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,755 -She calls it a digital detox. 564 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:05,585 -We just get to be here together without any interruptions. 565 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,283 -Wow, that's -- that's crazy. 566 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,286 -S-So, what are we doing for dinner? 567 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,810 -I'm -- I'm -- I'm -- I'm happy to help in the kitchen 568 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,421 with the vegan -- -Oh, no, no, no. 569 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:16,552 -Come here, I wanna show you something. 570 00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:17,814 Ker, come here. -You boys go away. 571 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,120 I want Lindz to myself. -Okay. 572 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,340 -Come here. -Hey, have fun. 573 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,167 -[Sighs] -Jack? 574 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,821 -Yeah. -What are you drinking? 575 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:27,128 -Uh, just whatever you got there is perfect. 576 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,130 Thank you. -Tequila. 577 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,914 -Oh. 578 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,612 -Bing. 579 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,396 Bang. 580 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,398 Bong. -Boom. 581 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:39,140 Cheers. -Cheers, yeah. Thanks, guys. 582 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,624 Fuck me, that's good. -Right? Yeah? 583 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,365 -What -- Is this -- Is this Casa? What is this? 584 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:48,454 -It's from me and Matt's place in Jalisco. 585 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,977 -Jalisco? 586 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:53,981 -Yeah, the tequila capital of the world, Jack. 587 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,112 -Is this your tequila? 588 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:56,418 -Well, mine and Ker's, but yeah. 589 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,333 -Oh, my God, that is cool. 590 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,682 -Yeah, we don't sell it, though. 591 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,467 -Yeah, it's just for personal consumption. 592 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,599 -Mm-hmm. Do you love it? Or do you love it? 593 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:04,905 -You love it. -Kerry? 594 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,733 -Yes? -I fucking love this tequila. 595 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,343 -I knew it. 596 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,214 We'll -- We'll send you a case, huh? 597 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:11,433 -Thank you, man. That's really -- 598 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,087 That's really sweet. Thank you. 599 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,436 That's really nice of you guys. -Of course. 600 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,263 -Hey, come on. I wanna show you the view. 601 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,699 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 602 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,093 -Hey, actually, you gotta finish your drink. 603 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,922 No man refills till every man is refueled. 604 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,358 It's a house rule. 605 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,142 -I told my wife I wasn't gonna drink too much, 606 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,361 so I'm probably just gonna, like -- 607 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,884 I'll just sip it a little bit, 608 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,320 maybe, like, a water in there, maybe a juice -- 609 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,452 -How are we gonna drink too much? 610 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,149 We're not going anywhere. [Laughs] 611 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,413 -I-I -- -Bottoms up! 612 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,414 -Okay, okay. 613 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,894 -[Chanting indistinctly] 614 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,505 Let's go! -It's really nice, though. 615 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:41,332 It's kind of oaky. 616 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,030 -Becca had our chef prep everything 617 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,336 and then run it up here this morning. 618 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,991 [Whispering] Don't tell anyone. -No. 619 00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,036 -Wine? -Yes, please. 620 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,125 -Okay. 621 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,822 Here you go. -Thank you. 622 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,128 -You're welcome. 623 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,695 -These are beautiful glasses. 624 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,262 -Oh, thank you. 625 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,308 Yeah, they're kind of one of a kind. 626 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,227 Um...whoo. 627 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,451 Okay, and... 628 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:15,366 here you go. 629 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,283 Oh, sorry, it's just about out, so... 630 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,242 -That's fine. -Awesome, okay. 631 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,814 -Um... 632 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,033 -I mean, I can't even imagine having to do another trip 633 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,295 with just the four of us. 634 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,558 I mean, the boys are inseparable. 635 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,951 And then it's just me and... 636 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:39,782 -[Laughs] -I mean, I just get drunk. 637 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,088 There's nothing else to do. 638 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:43,264 -Well, cheers. -Thank you. God. 639 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:44,961 -It's the fucking best, right? 640 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,270 -[Laughs] 641 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,187 -I can't believe you're here, Jack. 642 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,102 -I can't believe it, either, man. 643 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:56,582 -Oh, no, no, no, you misunderstand me. 644 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:59,802 Cat doesn't like people. 645 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:02,239 Not certain people. People. 646 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:03,502 I thought she was joking 647 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,416 when she said she invited you up here. 648 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,593 -Honestly, dude, I-I thought Lindsay was -- 649 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,203 Like, I still -- I still think this is a joke. 650 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,726 I'm, like, waiting for fucking Ashton Kutcher 651 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,902 to pop out of the couch or something. 652 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,730 -Dude, is Ashton coming? 653 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,036 -He's just joking, Kerry. 654 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,472 -Wait, you guys know Ashton Kutcher? 655 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,126 -Fuck, we used to. -They had a big... 656 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,780 -It doesn't matter. -...thing. 657 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,216 -What, were you guys, like -- 658 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,783 The house rules thing -- Were you guys in a frat? 659 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:25,611 -No, we went to prep school together. 660 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:28,135 -Yeah, go, Cavs, whoo! -And I was a first-gen. 661 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,616 And Kerry was not an old-money dickbag 662 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,443 like the rest of those guys. 663 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,315 -So you got a lot of these guys coming to these schools 664 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,012 who are, like, deep old money. 665 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,145 Like, fucked-up industrial revolution money. 666 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,799 -Yeah. -Yeah. 667 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,583 Matt was one of the first hedge fund guy's kids 668 00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,193 -to roll through. -Mm. 669 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,108 -Your dad was a hedge fund guy? 670 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,546 -Yeah, yeah, he was. 671 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,504 And then he was an insider trading guy. 672 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,506 And then he was a jail guy. -Whoa. 673 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:54,030 -We lost everything, and my mother had to... 674 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:58,208 go back to waiting tables at age 45 at a shitty restaurant, 675 00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,470 and I had to drop out of school 676 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,950 and take a job bagging groceries, 677 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:05,651 and then kind of the cherry on top of it all... 678 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,653 my dad killed himself when he was in prison. 679 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,393 -Oh, Jesus Christ, man, I'm sorry. 680 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,439 -And it kind of ruined my mom, and... 681 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,094 she couldn't work anymore, and... 682 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:17,880 so I decided to start working nights at Blockbuster, and... 683 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,013 when I was there, I pretty quickly identified 684 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:23,625 that their whole market share was just gonna crumble 685 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,192 with the way that the Internet was gonna be going 686 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,846 with streaming services. -You were how old? 687 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:28,717 -Oh, 17? -17. 688 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:30,719 -Yeah, 17, but it wasn't rocket science, right? 689 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,287 Everybody had big-screen TVs because the Korean tech 690 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:37,117 finally caught up to the need or want of Japanese TVs. 691 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,206 Thanks to an investment from my guy here 692 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:40,686 and some money over at Netflix 693 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:44,167 and a few other well-placed investments... 694 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,648 here we are. 695 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,998 -You did this by yourself? 696 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,305 -What? No. -No, no. 697 00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:52,872 -Did you listen to anything I just said? 698 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:56,049 My life was a Rube Goldberg machine of privilege. 699 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:57,877 It was like [Whistles] 700 00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:01,881 boarding school, bing, university, boom, investment. 701 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,796 No, man, come on. 702 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,885 No, you don't -- you don't get this by yourself. 703 00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:08,235 You -- You get this with a little bit of capital 704 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:10,411 and a fuck-ton of luck. 705 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,847 -Mm. Mm-hmm. 706 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,457 -Hey, to luck. -To luck. 707 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:14,850 -Yeah. -Yeah? 708 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,723 [Glasses clink] 709 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,595 -God, it is so nice to have another adult to talk to. 710 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,771 I mean, Kerry just runs through these girls. 711 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,774 This one's clearly nearing her expiration date. 712 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,558 And they've obviously stopped fucking, right? 713 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,256 -[Chuckles] How -- How can you tell? 714 00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:32,215 -[Laughs] Stop! 715 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,391 "How can you tell?" 716 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,089 Oh, you're hilarious. 717 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,699 Do you ever do stand-up? 718 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,962 -No. -You should. 719 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:42,617 You could be, like, Sarah Silverman's little sister. 720 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:43,923 -[Bell dings] Oh! 721 00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:45,664 Time to rotate the mung bean balls. 722 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:46,969 Becca! 723 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,319 -Thank you, Becca. 724 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,626 -You're so cute. -[Humming] 725 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,715 -No, no, no! 726 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,199 -So, what business are you in, Jack? 727 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:02,332 -Oh, I'm -- It's -- It's boring. It's renewable energy. 728 00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,987 -Oh, dope! Dope. So, like, design or infrastructure? 729 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:06,946 -No, again, it's solar. It's not-- 730 00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:08,817 -Oh, beta, okay, alright. 731 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:11,559 So, are you enjoying that Tesla tax write-off, then? 732 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,953 -[Chuckles] I s-- Uh... 733 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,957 I sell them. 734 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:20,699 The solar panels. I go -- I go door to door. 735 00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,701 And I-I-I try to sell them to people. 736 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,746 -Jack is being bashful. 737 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,009 He was a lawyer. -Oh, sick! 738 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,750 -Yeah, but then he got hit with an assault charge. 739 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,578 -Oh, misdemeanor or felony? 740 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,319 -Was a felony, but he got it kicked down to a misdemeanor, 741 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:36,062 and now he's serving probation for three years? 742 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,498 -Five. H-- 743 00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:42,503 How do you know that? 744 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,244 -Got a guy at the FBI. 745 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,811 And he feeds me information 746 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,247 whenever I have anybody over to the house. 747 00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:51,381 It's stupid, but it's -- it's all about safety. 748 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:58,127 [Laughing] Oh, my God, you should see your face. 749 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,216 Come on! Oh, my God. 750 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,392 No, man, that was, uh -- 751 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:03,654 That was -- That was good. 752 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,396 Uh, no, your wife told my wife, man. 753 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,615 -She -- She told Cat that? 754 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,182 -Yeah, man, this is what they do. 755 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:11,314 They get alone and they just take us down a peg. 756 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,751 So what happened? 757 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:15,449 -I -- [Chuckles] 758 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,364 I have anger management issues. 759 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:18,669 -Oh, cool, me too! 760 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,715 -Oh, so that's why you're in therapy. 761 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:21,890 -Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. 762 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,458 -Lindsay -- Lindsay told Cat that? 763 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,460 -Oh, no, that was Milton's guy at the FBI. 764 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,114 He told us that. -[Laughs] 765 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,124 It's weird you know that, man. 766 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,473 -What? 767 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,214 -You know, the therapy. That's -- 768 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,433 -Dude, I fuckin' love therapy. What are you talking about? 769 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:45,696 -No, it's great. Just I -- 770 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,263 You just -- You know, like, a lot about me, 771 00:29:47,394 --> 00:29:48,830 and I don't really know anything about you. 772 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,659 -Well, if we're keeping track, my man, 773 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,834 you know that my father went to prison 774 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,793 and that he killed himself. -I -- 775 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,969 -Hey, that was a super-vulnerable thing 776 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,274 to tell a stranger. 777 00:29:58,405 --> 00:29:59,536 -Thanks, bud. -You're welcome, bro. 778 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:02,844 -Yeah, okay, so, um, Lindsay -- 779 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,411 -Who? -My wife. 780 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:05,412 -Lindz. 781 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,153 -Yeah, Lindz. -Oh. 782 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:11,897 -Lindz. Lindz got into an argument with this guy in a bar. 783 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,116 And, uh... -So you hit him. 784 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,901 -No, I mean, it's not -- it's not that simple. 785 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,380 -But you hit the guy. -Yeah, but -- 786 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:18,512 -So it is. -What? 787 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,035 -That simple. -That simple. 788 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,603 -No, I mean, you know, this fucking guy -- 789 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,257 this fucking asshole, you know, 790 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:25,998 he's fucking -- he's getting into it with my wife. 791 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,435 And he has the fucking balls. He calls her a fucking... 792 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,132 -A wh-- A what? 793 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,004 -[Whispering] Cunt. 794 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,396 -Cuh-- What is he saying? -I don't have any idea. 795 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,050 -A cunt. -Oh. Oh. 796 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,617 -Yeah, no, this fucking asshole calls my wife -- 797 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,749 -Lindz. -Yes, Lindz, Lindz, 798 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,316 a fucking cunt, you know, so I fucking -- 799 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,101 I get really in the guy's face. He fucking shoves me. 800 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,754 And I-I just -- I fucking hit him, man. 801 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,147 I just fucking hit him across his fucking face. 802 00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:47,149 -Yeah, fuck, yeah, dude. -Fuck, yeah. 803 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,108 -And this motherfucker, he ends up being the fucking son 804 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,500 of a prominent state senator, and I'm fucking... 805 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:54,635 -Oh, fuck. -Oh, fuck. 806 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,332 -Jackie. 807 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:02,077 That's a -- That's a hell of a break, man. 808 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,516 -Sometimes you don't have any capital, 809 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:08,301 and you're really fucking unlucky, 810 00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:10,999 and you end up disbarred, on probation, 811 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,133 selling fucking solar panels door to door, so... 812 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,525 -Yeah. 813 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,223 -Hey, here's to bad luck, too, right? 814 00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:19,268 'Cause what's the fucking good without the bad, yeah? 815 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,792 -Yeah. Yeah. -To Jack. Oh. 816 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,578 -And -- And -- And -- And for what it's worth, 817 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,536 I'd have hit the guy, too. 818 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,538 -To Jack. -Thanks. 819 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:31,063 -Let's get some mung bean bowls. -[Laughs] 820 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,282 -Then we can all go throw up. It'll be great. 821 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:38,157 ♪ 822 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,680 -Who's ready for karaoke?! 823 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,638 [All cheer] 824 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:47,688 ♪ 825 00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:53,694 ♪ 826 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:56,305 -Yeah! Whoo! 827 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:59,830 -Jack attack! Jack attack! 828 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:03,443 -[Slurring] ♪ They call the rising... 829 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:06,359 [Singing indistinctly] 830 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:07,926 -Rock 'n' roll! 831 00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,405 [Both laugh] 832 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,407 Your husband is so funny! 833 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,583 -Oh, he is definitely having fun. 834 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:15,498 -Guys, take the microphone. 835 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,370 Bum-bum-bum-bum yah! 836 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,153 [Glass shatters] 837 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:19,589 -No, Jack! 838 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,417 [Laughter] -Oh, my God! 839 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:23,463 -Oh, what? -Jack. 840 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,856 -Oh, no, I broke -- I got it! 841 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,815 -You guys, it's -- it's okay. -Yeah, Jack! 842 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,469 -We'll have someone clean it up tomorrow. 843 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,166 Don't -- Don't worry about it. -Whoo! Gotta do it again. 844 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:33,255 -No, I did not keep it tight. -No, honey. 845 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:35,301 -My son made that one, and it was not his best one. 846 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,042 -So mad at me. 847 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:39,479 Oh, man, Kerry kept making me take shots, 848 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:41,176 and I said no, but then I did 'em. 849 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,743 So... 850 00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,049 -Hey, Jack? -Hmm? 851 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:44,919 -Honey? -Yeah? 852 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,573 -This way. -Mm-kay. 853 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:47,835 -Okay. -Here we go. 854 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,315 Yeah, okay, that's good. Thank you. 855 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:50,664 -Okay. 856 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:55,625 -What are you gonna do? -Um, I'm going to go to bed. 857 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,541 -What? No, go have fun. 858 00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:01,457 -Really? -Um, yeah. 859 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:02,893 You're having fun, right? 860 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:05,026 -I mean, yeah, I'm having a lot of fun. 861 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,810 -You go. 862 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,464 -Okay. -Okay. 863 00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:10,249 -Alright. -Mm. 864 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:11,380 -Mnh. 865 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:12,642 -[Laughs] -Good night. 866 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:15,471 -Matt. [Laughing] 867 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,604 -What? -Matt, he said -- 868 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:20,694 Guy is so smart, so smart. 869 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:22,609 He was talking Korean technology, 870 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:25,612 Japanese green energy, money. 871 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:28,484 [Scoffs] He's the best. 872 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:32,488 -He's really smart. Jack, you should talk to him. 873 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,099 You should talk to him over the weekend about business. 874 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,797 I mean, maybe he could help you find a job. 875 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,320 -I mean, I have a job. 876 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:41,410 -I just -- I meant maybe something that you liked, 877 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,499 because you don't love your job. 878 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:47,025 And maybe there could be something there, 879 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,809 like a different career or something. 880 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,293 -Okay, good night. 881 00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:56,817 -Good night. There's water by the bed. 882 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:04,694 [Rock music playing, indistinct singing] 883 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:08,045 Uh, hi. Um, can I get a tequila? 884 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,659 -Lindsay. -Um, Daniel, right? 885 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:15,053 -Lindsay. 886 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:17,098 You don't recognize me? 887 00:34:17,228 --> 00:34:18,839 -Dan. 888 00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:20,710 Dan Bishop. 889 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,234 -Lindsay Simpson. -[Laughs] 890 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:23,713 -Yes. -Holy shit. 891 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:25,324 -I know. -Oh, my God. 892 00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:27,369 [Both laugh] 893 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,936 What are you doing here? 894 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,591 -Uh, I work for the Flaxes. 895 00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,071 Well, I work for Milton. 896 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,811 But, uh, yeah. I, uh -- 897 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,335 -Oh, my God, that -- 898 00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:40,339 I mean, wow, you -- you look so different. 899 00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:43,168 -I know. Well, I was a trainer at SeaWorld. 900 00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:45,344 And I quit that when it stopped being cool 901 00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:47,607 and, you know, started fighting the fires up here 902 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:49,783 and went to Burning Man, met these folks. 903 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,132 It was like -- -Oh, my God! 904 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,655 -It all fell into line. 905 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:55,745 -That is truly wild. 906 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,704 Um, I just -- Oh, thank you. 907 00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,097 Um, so... 908 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:03,318 -And, uh, your husband, he was what, a... 909 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:04,928 -He's a lawyer. -...lawyer? 910 00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:06,191 -He's a lawyer. -He is? 911 00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,541 -And, uh -- And I work in fashion. 912 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:10,934 -What? That's amazing. -Yeah. 913 00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:12,719 Thank you. Um, can I just -- 914 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,155 -Lindsay Simpson. -Can I get a little -- 915 00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,939 Just a refill. My song's about to come up. 916 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,158 So I gotta, um... 917 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,725 -Well, let's get you warmed up, girl. 918 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,858 -I gotta go, but you -- you look great. 919 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:23,164 It's so good to see you. 920 00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:24,818 I'll see you. We'll be seeing you. 921 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:25,949 -Yeah, I'll be here all weekend. -I'll see you around. 922 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,081 -Don't worry. 923 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,562 ♪ 924 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,172 [Sighs] 925 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,347 ♪ 926 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,957 Wow. 927 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,568 -Hi. 928 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,091 -You're back. -I am. 929 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,919 -I was hoping you would come back. 930 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,008 -Oh, my God. -Is Jack okay? 931 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,575 -Mm-hmm. Jack is fine. -Did he throw up or anything? 932 00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,011 -No, no, no, no, he's sleeping. 933 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,665 Um, do you remember earlier 934 00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,667 when I said that I thought I recognized the waiter? 935 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,756 -Oh, Daniel. -Yeah, Dan. 936 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,410 -Daniel, his name is. -Dan, Dan Bishop. 937 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,107 I went to high school with Dan. -Daniel Bishop. 938 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,327 Shut up. -Yeah, no, I went -- 939 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:56,806 -What are the odds? 940 00:35:56,937 --> 00:36:00,027 -The odds that I, uh, would be a person 941 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,247 who had a lot of sex with someone 942 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:03,726 who works in your house... -You did sex -- 943 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,206 -...are very small! 944 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:08,340 -Wow! -Yeah. 945 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,776 -That is so hot. 946 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,604 -Well... -[Chuckles] 947 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:14,737 -That's not all. 948 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:15,912 Dan had a nickname. 949 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,349 -What was his name? 950 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,785 -Big Dick Dan. 951 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,656 -Big Dick Daniel? -Dan has a massive dick. 952 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:22,397 -[Laughs] -Yes! 953 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:23,659 -I love that. -Okay. 954 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,661 -I love that so much. -Well, yeah. 955 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,924 -Oh, my gosh. -It would be so fun 956 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,318 and such a fun story if it wasn't for the fact 957 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,102 that all my sorority sisters knew about it. 958 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,409 When I started dating Jack, they would tease him. 959 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,063 -Does Jack not have a big dick? 960 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,065 -No, Jack has a great dick. He has a great dick. 961 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,414 It's just like -- It's like husband dick. 962 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,286 Like, he's my husband. You know? 963 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,593 -Yeah, I do know, unfortunately. -So he's pretty cool about it. 964 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,378 It's just that... 965 00:36:46,508 --> 00:36:48,728 I-I don't know how he's gonna react. 966 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,947 -Mm. -It's an old wound. 967 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,035 -You know what I mean? -Why does it -- 968 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,299 Why does it need to be a thing? 969 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,257 -Well, because I'm gonna be a terrible person 970 00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:57,476 if I don't tell him. 971 00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,042 -You don't have to tell him shit. 972 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:00,261 -What? 973 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:01,741 -Why do you have to tell him that? 974 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,351 You could just not tell him. -I mean -- 975 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:05,875 In what world do I just ignore Big Dick Dan 976 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:06,833 for the rest of the week? 977 00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:08,182 -I don't want you to. 978 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,010 But maybe you kind of have to. 979 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,751 Or I could just fire him. 980 00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:13,187 Because then... -What?! 981 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:14,754 -...you don't have to think about it, 982 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,712 Jack doesn't have to get upset, and then we can just... 983 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,105 -Are you messing with me? -Daniel! 984 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,889 -No! Cat, seriously. -Yes, Mrs. Flax? 985 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,935 -I feel like you -- -No, tequila's great! 986 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,632 Thank you! [Whispering] Stop it! 987 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:26,156 -I'm sorry. I just want you to have a good time, okay? 988 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:29,682 Okay, so then maybe for tonight, we can just... 989 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:30,770 forget about it? 990 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,903 -Hey, can you keep a secret? 991 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,644 -Yeah. -Keep it a secret. 992 00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:45,219 ♪ 993 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,875 [Laughter, cheering] 994 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:52,052 ♪ 995 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:55,098 -[Vomiting] 996 00:37:55,229 --> 00:38:00,887 ♪ 997 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:06,588 ♪ 998 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,548 -Oh. 999 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:10,766 Oh, my -- 1000 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:22,038 Oh, fuck. Oh. 1001 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,606 -Babe, this doesn't even have to be an argument. 1002 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:28,044 I can take the plane and be back in time from Dubai 1003 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:29,698 to see his art installation. 1004 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,265 -Except I-I don't believe you. 1005 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,658 You're not gonna make it back in time, 1006 00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:34,268 and then I will end up having to console him. 1007 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,313 -Why does he wear so much eyeliner to those things? 1008 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:37,837 -Because it's part of his look. 1009 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,491 He's establishing himself as an artist. 1010 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,275 -Well, I don't wanna raise a weird kid 1011 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,755 who dresses in black all the time. 1012 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,278 -If he's weird, then he's gonna be -- 1013 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,149 -Jack, hey, morning! You sleep okay? 1014 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,195 -Hi. Is Lindz up? 1015 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,718 -Uh, no, no. 1016 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:52,591 She, um... 1017 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,158 I'm -- I am like -- Uh, we -- we -- we -- we -- 1018 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:56,638 we got after it last night, huh? 1019 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:58,684 -You definitely took it up a notch, my man, 1020 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:01,295 but, hey, when you work hard, you get to play hard. 1021 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,905 Am I right? 1022 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:04,690 You going for a run? 1023 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:07,954 -Yeah, yeah, no, gonna, you know, try to sweat it out 1024 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:08,998 before I put it back in. 1025 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,044 -Detox, retox, circle of life. 1026 00:39:11,174 --> 00:39:12,654 You should use the gym. -The gym? 1027 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,177 -There's one downstairs and then another one down below 1028 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:15,657 by the pool. -The pool? 1029 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:17,485 -Yeah, the one downstairs is kind of sterile. 1030 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:18,791 -Mm. Agreed, I prefer the one at the guest house. 1031 00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:20,401 -The guest house? 1032 00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,620 -Also, Kerry's in the gym downstairs, 1033 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,273 and he is a lot in there. 1034 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:24,971 -At the guest house? -No, downstairs. 1035 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:26,799 -But I think Carrie's at the sauna. 1036 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,104 -Oh. -Where? 1037 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,236 -By the pool. -Which is? 1038 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,803 -Down below. -Down below. 1039 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,154 -Great. 1040 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:36,635 -[Clicks tongue] 1041 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,245 There it is. -[Chuckles] 1042 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,551 -[Imitates gunshots] 1043 00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:40,987 -Have fun. 1044 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,597 -Sweat it out. 1045 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,904 -He's gonna get lost. -Yeah. 1046 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,602 -[Grunting] 1047 00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:53,739 Hey, buddy! 1048 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,480 [Grunts] 1049 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,046 I miss you, Daddy! 1050 00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:58,918 I miss you, Daddy! 1051 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,310 I hate you, Daddy! 1052 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,009 [ "The Swimming Song" plays] 1053 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:11,452 ♪ 1054 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,281 -♪ This summer I went swimming 1055 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,675 ♪ This summer I might have drowned ♪ 1056 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:19,242 ♪ But I held my breath and I kicked my feet ♪ 1057 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:22,071 ♪ And I moved my arms around 1058 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,334 ♪ Moved my arms around 1059 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,902 ♪ This summer I swam in the ocean ♪ 1060 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,514 ♪ And I swam in a swimming pool ♪ 1061 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,211 ♪ Salt my wounds, chlorine my eyes ♪ 1062 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:32,952 -Hey. -Hey. 1063 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,519 -How you doing? -I'm good, brother. 1064 00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,303 Just enjoying the bounty of a beautiful day. 1065 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,697 -Right on. -Hey, you're Jack, right? 1066 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:41,221 Lindsay's husband. -Yeah, yeah, man, you guys -- 1067 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,571 -Man, it is great to meet you. 1068 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,921 -[Panting] Yeah. You guys -- You guys, too. 1069 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,489 I'm looking for the -- the guest house. 1070 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,926 -Which one? -The, um... 1071 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,841 The one with the pool? 1072 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,495 Oh, yeah, it's just right down that way. 1073 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:55,409 -You're heading there, right? 1074 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,497 -That way? -Yeah. 1075 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:57,933 -So I just -- Okay. 1076 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,587 -Follow the path, brother, you'll get there. 1077 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:06,899 ♪ 1078 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:09,945 -Oh, hey! Whoa. I'm here. Sorry. I'm -- I'm here. 1079 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,731 -[Laughs] You almost saw me naked. 1080 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:14,820 -I almost did. -Almost. 1081 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,778 -Almost. Oh! 1082 00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,868 [Both laugh] 1083 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:22,088 -One more! -Oh, please stop doing that. 1084 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,872 -I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that. 1085 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,134 -Okay. 1086 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,484 -Maybe I would. -I -- 1087 00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,224 [Both laugh] 1088 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,879 -Oh, my God, how fucking absurd is this place? 1089 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,751 -Thank you. Thank you. This is like -- 1090 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,970 I've never seen anything like this. 1091 00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,885 -I, like, need this to work out with me and Ker. 1092 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,583 I can't go back to being poor. 1093 00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,410 -Back to -- Back to being a model, yeah? 1094 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,108 -I'm an actress. -Oh, that's cool. 1095 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,284 Have I seen you in anything? -Do you watch "Murderer Minds"? 1096 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,721 -No. -I was murdered on it. 1097 00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:48,375 -Cool. 1098 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,552 -I also sing, dance, paint. 1099 00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,815 Run a wellness Instagram account with over 50,000 followers. 1100 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,209 -Oh, wow. You got a lot going on, huh? 1101 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,038 -Not really. I just try to speak it into existence. 1102 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,431 -Like "The Secret." 1103 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:03,564 -No, it's not a secret. I just don't wanna work hard. 1104 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:09,744 Okay. 1105 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:13,748 I'm bored. 1106 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,624 -Cool. 1107 00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:22,365 [Johnnie Frierson's "Have You Been Good to Yourself"plays] 1108 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:28,023 ♪ 1109 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:32,680 -♪ Have you been good to yourself? ♪ 1110 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:37,511 ♪ Have you been getting your proper rest? ♪ 1111 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:41,820 ♪ Have you been sleeping at least eight hours? ♪ 1112 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:45,867 ♪ Have you been eating the right kind of food? ♪ 1113 00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:55,877 ♪ 1114 00:42:56,008 --> 00:43:00,621 ♪ Have you been good to yourself? ♪ 1115 00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:02,754 ♪ Oh 1116 00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:05,234 ♪ Have you been good 1117 00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:11,676 ♪ Have you been good to yourself? ♪ 1118 00:43:11,806 --> 00:43:14,156 ♪ If you're not gonna be good to yourself ♪ 1119 00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:16,071 -[Retching] 1120 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:21,163 -♪ Then you're not gonna be good to others ♪ 1121 00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:23,165 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 1122 00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:24,602 -[Speaking indistinctly] 1123 00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:26,865 -What are you getting? -Mischief. 1124 00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:28,518 -Alright, okay. 1125 00:43:28,649 --> 00:43:32,131 How about a little -- Ooh, this one has some secrets. 1126 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:37,092 -Did you guys know that nearly 3% of Atlantic glaciers 1127 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:39,181 is penguin urine? 1128 00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:43,316 -Care, who told you that? 1129 00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:44,665 -I learned it at Harvard. 1130 00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:46,841 -[Laughs] 1131 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:51,237 That's awesome. You went to Harvard. 1132 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:52,891 -Yeah, you didn't know? 1133 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,241 -No, no, I didn't. 1134 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:58,157 -Lindz, just have one. 1135 00:43:58,287 --> 00:44:00,550 Come on, we're wine tasting in like 30 minutes. 1136 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,030 This'll get you back in the game. 1137 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:04,467 -I know. I just -- I feel like I'm dying right now. 1138 00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:07,122 -Did you drink the electrolytes? -Yeah. 1139 00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:10,299 -Oh. I'll text Milton and have him put another kit in the room. 1140 00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:11,649 -Okay. -Just for what -- 1141 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:15,609 I'm sorry. Hey, who -- who is Milton? 1142 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:16,654 -He's Milton. 1143 00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:19,091 -What would you say his job is? 1144 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,267 -Jack. -Um... 1145 00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:23,312 I think he was, like, a party planner 1146 00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:25,184 or maybe an interior designer. 1147 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:28,056 Um, Matt, babe, how would you describe what Milton does? 1148 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:30,276 -Uh... 1149 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:32,757 he's, uh -- he's Milton. 1150 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:35,150 -Okay, and then the, uh -- the -- the guys -- 1151 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:37,500 I met the guy watering the plant today with the mullet. 1152 00:44:37,631 --> 00:44:39,415 -Uh, that is Daniel. 1153 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:41,548 -Dan-- And -- And Daniel is-- -Oh, Dan! 1154 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,376 Yeah, Brother Dan. Dan is the man! 1155 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:48,120 -Daniel is Daniel, and I don't want to talk about it anymore. 1156 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,599 -It's high acid. 1157 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,907 -What I do want to talk about is my -- Babe? 1158 00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,343 Babe, I'm trying to -- 1159 00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:55,693 I'm having a moment. -What, babe, what? 1160 00:44:55,823 --> 00:44:57,172 -Please. -I'm talking. 1161 00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:59,566 -I'm talking, too! 1162 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:04,397 What I do want to talk about is my friend Lindz. 1163 00:45:04,527 --> 00:45:06,965 Matt, did you know that Lindz was studying at FIDM 1164 00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:09,228 before Jack got disbarred and her mother died? 1165 00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:11,143 -Oh, no, I didn't know that. -Yeah. 1166 00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:12,971 -Jack didn't get disbarred. He's just -- 1167 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:16,191 -She wanted to make upscale sustainable clothing. 1168 00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:19,194 -You want to make upscale sustainable clothing? 1169 00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:22,632 -I've been thinking about it, and I wanna help Lindz 1170 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:26,158 realize her dream of becoming a girlboss. 1171 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,029 -Yes, girlboss. 1172 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,858 -Wait, what? -Wait, what? 1173 00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,252 -I think we should invest in our friend Lindz 1174 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:35,950 and help make her dream a reality. 1175 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,778 -Hey. 1176 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:40,346 Sure, yeah. Right on. Congrats, Lindz. 1177 00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:41,521 Let's do it. -Yeah! 1178 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:44,045 -Let's do it. -Congratulations! 1179 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:45,960 Yes. Cheers. -What -- 1180 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,135 -Jackie. -Cheers! 1181 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:48,615 -Yeah, no, wh-- -Congratulations. 1182 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:52,619 -How generous. Thank you! 1183 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,838 Oh, my God. -Of course. Yeah. 1184 00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:57,798 -So, I-I mean, what -- 1185 00:45:57,929 --> 00:45:59,887 So do you wanna do the store? Or do you wanna do a line? 1186 00:46:00,018 --> 00:46:01,106 -Oh, well, I haven't really thought about it. 1187 00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:02,847 Let's talk about it later, okay? -Okay. 1188 00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,239 -We gotta do wine tasting first, remember? 1189 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:05,501 -What just happened? 1190 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:07,460 -Wine tasting is happening. -Whoo! 1191 00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:09,679 -It's this cute little place down the road. 1192 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,159 All the workers who pick the grapes 1193 00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:13,466 are given insurance and livable wages. 1194 00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,598 And we have to support them. 1195 00:46:15,729 --> 00:46:17,513 -Matt, do you wanna -- do you want me to pitch in? 1196 00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:18,950 I could just sell my car or something. 1197 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,213 It'll probably... [Laughter] 1198 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:22,867 -This guy! -We got it. 1199 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,651 -He's so funny. -You know... 1200 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,740 Jack, I will take payment from you 1201 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,437 in karate-chopping my enemies. 1202 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,396 -Kerry, Kerry, did you hear that? 1203 00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:31,266 It was so funny. -Hilarious. 1204 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:33,051 -Finish your drinks. 1205 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:34,617 Finish your drinks, dummies. -Let's go, come on. 1206 00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,315 -Okay, okay, bottoms up. -Okay. 1207 00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:38,491 -Yes. -Jack, are you gonna drive? 1208 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:39,709 -Yeah, I'll drive Lindsay and I separate, 1209 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,363 and we'll meet you guys there, yeah? 1210 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:47,717 What the fuck just happened? -I know. 1211 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:50,590 Okay, this is now not just a fun weekend, 1212 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,200 this is also a business weekend. 1213 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,289 She could become my colleague. 1214 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:55,987 Keeping it tight, 1215 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:59,425 maybe not joke about us being poor at the dinner table? 1216 00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:01,601 -But we're -- we're not poor. 1217 00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:02,950 -No, I know that we're not poor, 1218 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:05,953 but compared to them, we definitely are. 1219 00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:09,087 -Right, but compared to them, 99.9% of the world is. 1220 00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:11,872 I mean, Kerry's grandfather invented Tater Tots, 1221 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:13,656 and Matt's worth like a billion dollars. 1222 00:47:13,787 --> 00:47:15,093 -How do you know? 1223 00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:16,746 -I had service in the restaurant and Googled him. 1224 00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:19,097 -Wait, why -- why'd you Google him? 1225 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,881 -Why'd I -- He ran a background check on me. 1226 00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:22,752 I can't Google him? -No, I just -- 1227 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:25,668 -You said everybody Googles. -Okay, just stop saying Google. 1228 00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:31,892 ♪ 1229 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,025 -Get your nose in the glass. 1230 00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:36,462 Get it in there. Further, further. 1231 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,116 Come on, let's go ask Georges. 1232 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:40,770 Get it in there. 1233 00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:44,905 Georges, am I on pills, or does this taste more like a Burgundy? 1234 00:47:45,036 --> 00:47:46,602 -[Laughs] No, you're not. 1235 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,605 Actually, it's because it has a lower alcohol content 1236 00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:51,172 than most California Pinots. 1237 00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:55,002 -Mm. -It's because we're biodynamic. 1238 00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:57,570 -Obviously. -Now, correct me if I'm wrong, 1239 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,746 um, but aren't you only one of four 1240 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,661 biodynamic vineyards in California? 1241 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,184 Am I right? 1242 00:48:03,315 --> 00:48:05,143 -One of four certified by the French government. 1243 00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:06,709 -Ah. -Yes. 1244 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,276 -I love France. 1245 00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:10,670 -Yeah, she does! -Yeah, baby! 1246 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,715 -That's a great place. 1247 00:48:12,846 --> 00:48:14,979 -I love France. 1248 00:48:15,109 --> 00:48:17,938 -Honestly, I would love to go to Provence. 1249 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:19,592 -Oh, we're going. 1250 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:22,247 After you set up the line. 1251 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:25,946 -You're -- You're really serious about this, aren't you? 1252 00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,948 -Be pretty fucked up if I wasn't. 1253 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:29,428 -[Laughs] 1254 00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:31,386 -Hey, babe? -Yeah, babe? 1255 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,519 -What -- What do we like? 1256 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,608 -Oh, what do you like? 1257 00:48:35,738 --> 00:48:37,305 -Um, oh, I like the white. 1258 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:39,525 -Which? -Oh, um... 1259 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:41,396 a-all of them. 1260 00:48:41,527 --> 00:48:42,920 -Get all the whites! 1261 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:46,010 -[Clicks tongue] -You can spit the wine. 1262 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,098 You don't have to swallow it every time. 1263 00:48:47,228 --> 00:48:49,404 -Oh! No, I like swallowing. 1264 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:53,756 -You heard the lady. Why don't we do a case of each? 1265 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,367 -Oh. 1266 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,151 Okay. [Laughs] 1267 00:48:57,282 --> 00:49:00,024 Okay, um, why don't I bring those to the car? 1268 00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,851 And you can finish up your glasses here? 1269 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,636 -Actually, Georges, you know what? 1270 00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,768 Why don't you just, uh -- Why don't you just double it? 1271 00:49:05,899 --> 00:49:09,163 -Oh. [Stammers] Double it? 1272 00:49:09,294 --> 00:49:11,383 -Yeah, two cases of each. -Each. 1273 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:14,212 -[Laughs] Okay, um, well, sorry. 1274 00:49:14,342 --> 00:49:16,214 I went to Berkeley, so we did -- 1275 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:17,955 Numbers were just shapes. -Sure, sure, sure. 1276 00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:22,002 -So, you want two of both varietals 1277 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:24,483 or four of both varietals? 1278 00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:28,791 -Yes, both. -Yes, both. 1279 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:31,620 -Each. -Each. 1280 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:32,882 -Wonderful. 1281 00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,580 -That's white. Yeah. -Oh. Oopsies. 1282 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:36,103 It's rosé. 1283 00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:37,887 -I don't think -- Is that how they make rosé? 1284 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:39,585 -Mm-hmm, you just mix red and white. 1285 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:40,847 -Okay. Hi, hi. 1286 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,241 -Hi. Um, which one did you like? 1287 00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,416 -I, uh... 1288 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:45,634 -Hi. Thank you. -Try the rosé. 1289 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:47,027 -No, it's -- we're great. 1290 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:49,160 Which -- Which wine did I like, Carrie? 1291 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:51,205 -Jackie likes the penis noir. 1292 00:49:51,336 --> 00:49:53,294 [Laughs] 1293 00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:56,036 -[Laughing] Pen-- Pinot Noir. 1294 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:58,734 -'Cause he likes the penis! -Okay. 1295 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:01,476 -Okay, hey, so I think we should get some wine. 1296 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:03,087 Can you take care of that? -Yeah. 1297 00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,914 Yeah, no, I'll -- I'll get some wine. 1298 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:07,569 That's -- That's good. Can you maybe just -- No, okay. 1299 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:08,657 -Bye. 1300 00:50:08,788 --> 00:50:10,355 -Excuse me, sir? -Yeah? 1301 00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:14,620 -I guess I need a bottle of, um, the -- the Pinot Noir. 1302 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,925 -Okay, just a bottle? 1303 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:19,277 -Yeah, just -- just a bottle, please? 1304 00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:21,322 Can I see the price sheet? -No. 1305 00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:24,499 I'm sorry. I -- It's market price. 1306 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:27,502 So it just kind of like is what I feel at the moment. 1307 00:50:27,633 --> 00:50:28,851 -Whoa! -Oh, my God. 1308 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,549 -Oh! Okay. -There she goes. 1309 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,638 -Okay. Just -- -There she goes. 1310 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,074 -Oh, boy. -She's fun. 1311 00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,945 -You okay? -She's fun. 1312 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:38,644 -Ooh, maybe we -- maybe we get to some water there, Care-Bear. 1313 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,515 -No water. [Muttering] 1314 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,952 -Hey, Kerry, do you wanna help me out here, bud? 1315 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,519 -Dude, she's like 11 pounds. You got it. 1316 00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:46,086 -Okay. -You're doing great, Jack. 1317 00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:48,436 -Okay. -Whee! 1318 00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:51,309 -Okay, I'm just gonna... -Ballet! 1319 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:54,007 -Turn her on her side. -Oh, that's sweet. 1320 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,356 That's sweet. -No, well, I just don't want her 1321 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,097 to throw up on those hair extensions. 1322 00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:59,099 Take off those shoes. They're very expensive. 1323 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,884 -I have those. My wife has those. 1324 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:03,712 Yeah. 1325 00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:04,713 -Carrie is drunk. -Yeah. 1326 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,454 -Maybe we ought to, like... 1327 00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:07,586 Yeah? 1328 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:08,891 -Yeah, yeah. 1329 00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:10,502 -Okay. -Sure. 1330 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,547 -[Laughs] You're terrible. 1331 00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:14,723 -I know. So bad. 1332 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,551 She's the worst, though. 1333 00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:20,294 [Laughter] -No, you did not say that. 1334 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:21,774 You didn't. -Hey. 1335 00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:24,820 -Oh, my God. -Uh, we may need to Uber home. 1336 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:27,301 -Ooh, we don't have room? -Yeah, no. 1337 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,824 -Hey, I got the wine. 1338 00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:31,131 -Hey, um... -Yeah, what? 1339 00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:36,136 -Just -- Why did you only get a bottle? 1340 00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:37,833 -Well, because Carrie said it was my favorite. 1341 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,574 It's the penis noir, 1342 00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,272 and then Matt said it would go with the BBQ tonight. 1343 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:43,143 -Okay, but why didn't you get a case? 1344 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:44,797 -'Cause they're, like, really expensive. 1345 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,060 -Like how expensive? -Like -- Like, a lot. 1346 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:49,628 -What's a lot? -Like $50 a bottle. 1347 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:52,674 -Oh. Okay, well, just put it on the Mastercard. 1348 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,198 We can afford that. 1349 00:51:54,328 --> 00:51:57,070 -You wanna waste $300 on six bottles of wine? 1350 00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:58,637 -A case is 12. -A case is six. 1351 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,421 -A case of beer is 12. -A case of beer is 24. 1352 00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,206 -What is a case of 12? -I have no idea, White Claw? 1353 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:04,425 -Just buy it. -Lindsay, that's a car payment. 1354 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:06,166 -Hey, Georges, I'm so sorry. 1355 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,428 Uh, hi. -Hi. 1356 00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:09,300 -My husband made a mistake. 1357 00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:12,129 We are actually going to take a case of the pinot grigio. 1358 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:15,001 -Pinot Noir. -Of the Pinot Noir. 1359 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,524 Absolutely. And you know what? 1360 00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:20,267 Actually, we're gonna get two cases, right? 1361 00:52:20,398 --> 00:52:22,791 Because we can have one with dinner tonight, 1362 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:25,054 and then we can take one home, right, Jack? 1363 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:26,969 It's gonna go great with the dinner. 1364 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,842 -Yeah, you know, you do get a discount if you buy a case. 1365 00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:31,931 -That's great. -So just charge the same card? 1366 00:52:32,061 --> 00:52:33,541 -Yes, absolutely. -Okay. 1367 00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:37,197 -Thank you so much. -That is...so thoughtful of you. 1368 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:39,417 -Ugh, oh, my gosh. It's the least we could do. 1369 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,680 Right, Jack? -Yeah, yeah. You know, I just -- 1370 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,072 I just had a thought. 1371 00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:44,857 What if -- What if we take the Tesla back 1372 00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:46,685 since we're waiting for the rest of the wine to show up, 1373 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:48,077 and you guys just take my car, 1374 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,427 and we'll see you back there, yeah? 1375 00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:50,776 -You sure? -Yeah. 1376 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:53,213 -Do you know how to drive a Tesla, Jack? 1377 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:54,954 -Do I... 1378 00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:57,348 I think the real question, Ker, 1379 00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,654 is do you know how to drive a Corolla? 1380 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:02,875 -[Laughs] So funny. 1381 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,442 -You -- You put it in drive? 1382 00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,227 -Yep, just start it, drive, you're good to go. 1383 00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:10,230 Alright. Okay. -Okay. 1384 00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:12,885 -Okay, cool, we'll just do a little switcheroo. 1385 00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:13,973 -Cute, love it. -Right. 1386 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:16,845 -Thanks, Jackie. -Okay. 1387 00:53:16,976 --> 00:53:19,196 -Definitely sitting up here. 1388 00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,501 -Thank you. -Watch your head, Carrie. 1389 00:53:20,632 --> 00:53:21,850 -Ooh! -Good work. 1390 00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:23,722 -Oh, she lost her little crown. 1391 00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:24,984 -Yeah, that's okay. 1392 00:53:27,378 --> 00:53:28,683 Yeah. 1393 00:53:28,814 --> 00:53:30,903 It's like origami. 1394 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,214 [Car door closes, tires screech] 1395 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,998 -Bye! 1396 00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:42,436 -We need to get rid of this fucking wine. 1397 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:43,872 -What? Why? 1398 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,178 -Because we can't afford it. 1399 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,441 -Why? -Because... 1400 00:53:47,572 --> 00:53:49,182 [Grunts] 1401 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:52,054 ...it's $300 a bottle. 1402 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:53,491 -What? -Yeah. 1403 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,144 You said that it was $50. 1404 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,755 -Because I didn't want you to get pissed off at me 1405 00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:58,757 for spending $300 on a bottle of wine. 1406 00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:02,282 -So, you lied to me. -I -- No. 1407 00:54:02,413 --> 00:54:03,544 No, not doing this right now. 1408 00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:04,763 Georges, hi! 1409 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:06,330 Hi, you know what, I think my wife 1410 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,548 is actually the one who made a mistake here. 1411 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,420 We need to return this wine please. 1412 00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:11,683 -Oh, no, we don't do that. -You don't do what? 1413 00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:14,512 -We don't do refunds. [Scoffs] 1414 00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:16,949 -Okay. Okay. [Laughter] 1415 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:18,690 -We're good. Look, hey, hey. 1416 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:19,865 -Yeah? -I work in sales, okay? 1417 00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:21,170 I get it, right? 1418 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:22,563 You gotta get your nut here, right? 1419 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,348 -Okay, no-no-no-no-no. I got my nut. 1420 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:26,480 And I got their nut, and I got your nut, 1421 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:30,092 and I got all your nuts all over my face, okay? 1422 00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:33,139 And we still don't do refunds. 1423 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,271 -No, wait, look -- fuck, come on. 1424 00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:35,750 Come on, hey, hey, look -- -Jack? 1425 00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:36,838 It's still in the box, right? 1426 00:54:36,969 --> 00:54:37,970 It's still organic. 1427 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,580 -Biodynamic. -And overpriced. 1428 00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:41,582 You can take this back -- -No, no, that's okay. 1429 00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:43,323 -Jack? -He needs to take this back! 1430 00:54:43,454 --> 00:54:45,673 -Jack! -What? 1431 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,588 -We have to keep it. -Why? 1432 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,330 Because we said we would drink it at dinner tonight. 1433 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:53,290 -Fuck! 1434 00:54:53,420 --> 00:55:03,256 ♪ 1435 00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:04,953 -You do not get to be mad at me about this. 1436 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:06,955 -I don't get to be mad at you about this. 1437 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:08,305 -Don't do that, Jack. 1438 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,132 -Do what? -Don't do the thing. 1439 00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:12,004 -What thing? -The lawyer thing. 1440 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:14,702 -I'm not doing a lawyer thing, I'm just... 1441 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:16,661 making a counterpoint. -Oh, there it is. 1442 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:20,404 You lied to me. It's as simple as that. 1443 00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:23,363 -Okay, um, I'd just argue that I lied to you 1444 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:25,844 because you're really embarrassed of me. 1445 00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:27,411 -I am not embarrassed of you. 1446 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:30,283 -I -- mm, see, you want us to be these people, 1447 00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:33,242 and we're just not, and, like, that's okay. 1448 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:36,898 These people are miserable and drunks. 1449 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:38,465 -They're drunks? 1450 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:40,511 -They haven't stopped drinking since we got here. 1451 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:43,383 -It's her birthday weekend. -Which she didn't tell you. 1452 00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:45,690 -Because she didn't want it to be weird. 1453 00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:58,485 -We are currently sitting in a car that is worth $100,000. 1454 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:03,621 Inside of that car, there is $150,000 worth of wine. 1455 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,451 This isweird. 1456 00:56:07,581 --> 00:56:10,367 [Piano playing discordantly] 1457 00:56:10,497 --> 00:56:16,590 ♪ 1458 00:56:16,721 --> 00:56:17,983 -Hi. 1459 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:20,768 -Hey! -Hi! 1460 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,901 -You changed. 1461 00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:24,555 -Oh, it's murder mystery night. 1462 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,644 Milton made it a Roaring '20s theme. 1463 00:56:26,774 --> 00:56:29,255 -Oh, um, I just -- 1464 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:30,865 I didn't bring anything to wear. 1465 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:32,693 -Oh, that's okay, Milton took care of it all. 1466 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:35,000 There's some stuff in your room, go get changed, 1467 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:36,871 and then come back up here whenever you're ready, 1468 00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:39,134 and we're all gonna go down to the farmhouse. 1469 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:42,181 -Okay -- Oh, we brought the wine. 1470 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:44,618 -Wine? -From, um... 1471 00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:47,708 from the tasting. -Oh, right! 1472 00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:50,015 Great, um, yeah, you can just put that downstairs 1473 00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:51,930 in the cellar and then go get changed. 1474 00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:54,411 We're gonna kill each other! [Laughter] 1475 00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,108 -Hey, Jack, tonight... -Yeah? 1476 00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:59,677 -...why don't you pick on a vase your own size, see?! 1477 00:56:59,807 --> 00:57:00,634 -Argh, ya see? 1478 00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:02,375 [Chuckles] 1479 00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:09,034 ♪ 1480 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:15,910 ♪ 1481 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:17,216 -Well, good thing we bought two. 1482 00:57:17,346 --> 00:57:18,478 -Okay. 1483 00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,612 ♪ 1484 00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,222 [Scoffing] 1485 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:27,531 ♪ 1486 00:57:27,661 --> 00:57:31,056 -They know my sizes? How do they do that? 1487 00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:32,753 -God, I want a Milton. 1488 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:36,148 ♪ 1489 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,279 [Discordant piano notes play] 1490 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,281 -[British accent] Listen up! 1491 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,110 It seems there be a murderer in our midst. 1492 00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:43,547 -[Gasping] 1493 00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:45,984 -My name is Police Chief Danny O'Sullivan! 1494 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:48,160 And if there's one thing I won't stand, 1495 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,336 it's murderers in Chicago. 1496 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,730 -Ooh! [Italian accent] Manila! 1497 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:56,734 -Now, it seems that someone's been feeding me intel 1498 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:57,996 on the inside. 1499 00:57:58,126 --> 00:57:59,867 Isn't that right, Becca Brasco? 1500 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:01,739 -Yeah, see?! 1501 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,175 Me and my crew, 1502 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133 we've been taking over the South Side, see?! 1503 00:58:05,264 --> 00:58:07,092 When there was one person 1504 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:09,050 standing in our way... 1505 00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:13,794 Jack, that's -- that's your turn. 1506 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:15,187 -Yeah, you go. -It's your turn. 1507 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:16,754 -Read the card. -I just read it? 1508 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,712 -Just read the card. -Just the card? Okay, um... 1509 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,192 -Where did these cards come from? 1510 00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:21,802 -"I'm Michael O'Malley from the South Side. 1511 00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:23,587 My brother Patrick was murdered..." 1512 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:26,328 -Okay, now, Jack, can you please commit to the character? 1513 00:58:26,459 --> 00:58:28,113 -Do an accent. -Can you give a -- 1514 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,810 It's so freeing when you just read it 1515 00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:32,204 with an accent. -Okay, yeah, okay. 1516 00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:33,597 Okay, um -- [Clearing throat] 1517 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:36,034 [High-pitched Irish] "I'm Michael O'Malley 1518 00:58:36,164 --> 00:58:37,688 from the South Side. 1519 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:40,386 My brother Patrick was murdered. 1520 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:43,868 People think I did it to take control of the potato trade, 1521 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:47,219 but that's impossible because I was on the North Side 1522 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:49,917 with Don Kerryon--" That's Kerry. 1523 00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,310 -Ahh, that's-ah me! 1524 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,704 [Overlapping chatter] 1525 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,444 Ker-leone! 1526 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:58,317 -"While I was on the North Side with Don Ker-leone!" 1527 00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:00,667 -True, true, he tells the true. 1528 00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:02,930 -Because there's not one person in this room 1529 00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:06,325 that didn't stand to gain from Patrick's death. 1530 00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:09,154 Especially...the wife! 1531 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,938 [All gasping] -You did it! 1532 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:13,027 -Oh! -You did it. 1533 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:14,507 You did it. -Let's just pick up the cues. 1534 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,291 Just pick up the cues, everyone. 1535 00:59:16,422 --> 00:59:18,250 -Seriously, take this. -Becca was a Fulbright scholar. 1536 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,426 She's completely wasting her life here. 1537 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,472 Love you, Becky. -Okay, sorry, Becca. 1538 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,605 Total respect. -Yeah, that's embarrassing. 1539 00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,476 -[Clearing throat] -You got it, babe, go. 1540 00:59:27,607 --> 00:59:29,304 You got it. -"It couldn't've been me. 1541 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:31,219 I loved my husband. 1542 00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:33,570 We immigrated here together from Kilkenny. 1543 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,659 On that ride across the Atlantic, 1544 00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:38,705 we would talk about the better life America would show us. 1545 00:59:38,836 --> 00:59:41,969 We heard that there are no cats in America, 1546 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,971 and the streets are made of cheese. 1547 00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:46,408 -Is she going off script? -Yeah, it's brilliant. 1548 00:59:46,539 --> 00:59:48,846 -"Upon arriving in New York, 1549 00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:50,630 Patrick took me in his..." -Chicago! Chicago. 1550 00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:54,678 -"Chicago, Patrick took me in his arms and said, 1551 00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:57,681 'We will never want for anything again.' 1552 00:59:57,811 --> 01:00:01,206 And then one of you monsters murdered him!" 1553 01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:05,210 [Screaming, cheering] 1554 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,778 [Up-tempo rock] 1555 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:15,786 ♪ 1556 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:23,794 ♪ 1557 01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:31,889 ♪ 1558 01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,238 -Dude's got cryptocurrency. 1559 01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:34,500 Secret currency. 1560 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,285 Right? It's just -- it's an idea. 1561 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,026 Where do we put the crypto? 1562 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:40,549 In storage. 1563 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,900 Is it a fuckin' crypto bank? I don't know yet. 1564 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,597 You alright, bud? 1565 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:46,860 -I'm just in a dark -- a dark hole right now. 1566 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,253 -Come here, come here, come here, come here... 1567 01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:49,297 -Then come sit, come sit, come sit. 1568 01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:50,734 -[Sobbing] 1569 01:00:50,864 --> 01:00:52,605 -This is how we come out the other side. 1570 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:55,042 He goes in here... -[Sobbing] 1571 01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:56,696 -Just give it -- watch, watch. 1572 01:00:56,827 --> 01:01:01,875 Five, four, three, two, one. 1573 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:03,529 -[Inhales deeply] 1574 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,662 What's up, guys? Alright. Crypto? 1575 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,098 So what you're gonna want... -He's good. 1576 01:01:07,228 --> 01:01:08,752 -...is you're gonna want cold storage. 1577 01:01:08,882 --> 01:01:09,970 Cold storage can make it so it can't be encrypted 1578 01:01:10,101 --> 01:01:11,798 by other people. -That's it right there. 1579 01:01:11,929 --> 01:01:14,192 -So you have a passcode which is gonna break it up... 1580 01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:19,023 -And the Boner Award... [Laughter] 1581 01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:22,896 ...for Worst Job Keeping Their Facts Straight goes to... 1582 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,289 -Oh, I know who that is. 1583 01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:25,551 -Jack! 1584 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:30,077 -Oh, Jack! There you go. -Yay, Jack! 1585 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,209 -[Growling] 1586 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,298 Ah! [Laughs] 1587 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:34,342 -Uh -- fuck you. 1588 01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:35,866 [Laughter] -Yay! 1589 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,519 -Oh, my God. -You have to use that, Jack. 1590 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,086 -He's a good sport. 1591 01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:41,306 And last but not least, 1592 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:44,570 the award for Finest Performance goes to... 1593 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,441 -[Imitates drumming] -...Lindsay! 1594 01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:50,054 [Cheering] 1595 01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:52,404 -Oh, my God! 1596 01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:54,406 I would like to thank all of you, blah-blah-blah, 1597 01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:57,235 this is amazing! [Laughter] 1598 01:01:57,365 --> 01:02:02,588 -Oh, my God, of course you think Lindz gave the best performance. 1599 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:03,763 [Snorts] -What are you talking about? 1600 01:02:03,894 --> 01:02:05,025 Lindz was great. 1601 01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,635 -Thank you. -Oh, no, she's amazing. 1602 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:10,422 I -- Becca was -- pfft! -- wet. [Chuckles] 1603 01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:14,426 But -- But Daniel knows Lindz from high school, so... 1604 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:15,514 -She rocked it, she was in all the plays. 1605 01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,298 -I think he's a little biased. 1606 01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:19,344 -Wait, high school? 1607 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,259 -Yeah. -Daniel... 1608 01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:22,913 Daniel and Lindz went to high school together. 1609 01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,436 [Chuckles] 1610 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,568 And they used to, you know, they used to... 1611 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,048 -Cat. -...whatever. 1612 01:02:28,179 --> 01:02:30,181 -Oh. 1613 01:02:30,311 --> 01:02:32,096 -They used to what? 1614 01:02:32,226 --> 01:02:35,316 -No, well, we just -- we went to high school together. 1615 01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:37,275 It's not a big deal. 1616 01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:38,363 You knew that. -I didn't. 1617 01:02:38,493 --> 01:02:40,887 I didn't know that, Dan. 1618 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,149 -Oh. 1619 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,151 Yeah, well...oh. 1620 01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:46,763 -Dan? 1621 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,072 Dan... 1622 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:54,771 Dan, oh... 1623 01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:56,598 You're Dan. 1624 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,339 -Yeah, brother. 1625 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,393 -May I speak to you privately over there please? 1626 01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,787 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1627 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:17,184 -Uh, anybody want a refill? -Blue penis. 1628 01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:18,707 -Over here. 1629 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,622 -Babe, they called him Big Dick Dan 1630 01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:22,189 'cause he's very well-endowed. 1631 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,191 -[Laughing] Oh! 1632 01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:26,454 Brother Dan's packing a real ham cannon, huh? 1633 01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:28,543 -I see that for Dan, yeah. 1634 01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:30,676 -But it's, like, a -- it's like a thing for Jack 1635 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,243 because he doesn't have -- well, he's -- 1636 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,245 -'Cause -- 'Cause, is Jack not packing a ham cannon? 1637 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,681 -No, he has... 1638 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,988 -[Whispering] Is that Big Dick Dan? 1639 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,554 -Okay, can we just -- -No, yes or no question. 1640 01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:40,642 Is that Big Dick Dan? 1641 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:44,037 -Yes. 1642 01:03:46,387 --> 01:03:49,086 Yes, it is. -Okay. 1643 01:03:49,216 --> 01:03:51,436 Okay. 1644 01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:54,482 I am not going to point out that you just ripped me a new asshole 1645 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:56,354 in the car for lying to you about a bottle of wine. 1646 01:03:56,484 --> 01:04:02,099 -I -- But you kind of are by saying that, so... 1647 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:05,493 -That is fair. 1648 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,539 So I'm not gonna do that. 1649 01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:11,369 And I am not gonna freak out now that I have met Dan. 1650 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:15,286 -Which, Jack, honey, that really was so long ago. 1651 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:17,505 And it's great that you wouldn't freak out about it 1652 01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:20,944 because it was another person, it was another time, you know? 1653 01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:23,250 -Yeah, yeah, okay. -Okay. 1654 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,295 -Okay, yeah. -Okay. 1655 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,471 -So I'm just gonna... 1656 01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:29,953 I'm just gonna push this, like, deep... 1657 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,650 deep... 1658 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:34,522 down inside. -Okay. 1659 01:04:34,653 --> 01:04:37,134 -And we are just gonna deal with this when we get home, okay? 1660 01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:40,920 -Okay. -Okay. 1661 01:04:41,051 --> 01:04:41,921 -Okay. -Okay. 1662 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,930 -I am so sorry. -Thanks, Cat. 1663 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,932 Not your fault. 1664 01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:55,369 -Hey, bro, if it makes you feel any better... 1665 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,806 Bec and I slept together, like, two months ago 1666 01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:00,853 and Carrie does not care at all. 1667 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,508 [Chuckles] 1668 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:06,337 -Actually, I didn't know that, but... 1669 01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:08,382 I don't care. 1670 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:12,386 And after hearing about Daniel and his ham cannon, 1671 01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:14,562 I'm probably gonna have sex with him, too. 1672 01:05:14,693 --> 01:05:15,650 Is that okay with you, Ker? 1673 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,826 -I seriously do not care. 1674 01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:20,655 -And I'm not judging anyone here. 1675 01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:23,267 -That's beautiful, brother. 1676 01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:27,836 I mean, at the end of the day, it's just sex, right? 1677 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:30,665 Yes, I've had sex with your wife, 1678 01:05:30,796 --> 01:05:33,842 and I've had sex with Becca. 1679 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:35,757 And it sounds like I'm gonna have sex with Carrie. 1680 01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,890 -[Laughs] 1681 01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:40,806 -And that's awesome. 1682 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:46,377 But what you have, brother, that's deeper than penetration. 1683 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:48,553 You have a life. 1684 01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:49,989 And I think it's a great honor 1685 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,992 to be bonded like this to another man. 1686 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,254 Look... 1687 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:56,213 Lindsay taught me so much about sex, 1688 01:05:56,343 --> 01:05:59,042 and I taught her a bunch of cool stuff, too. 1689 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:02,175 And you're still reaping those benefits today. 1690 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:03,785 So... 1691 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,265 thank you. 1692 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:07,224 And you're welcome. 1693 01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:09,878 -I'm welcome? -Yeah. 1694 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:12,794 I mean, obviously, we're gonna have different experiences 1695 01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,405 because we have different body types. 1696 01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:16,102 You're shorter than I am. 1697 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:18,365 -I'm -- are you saying I'm smaller than you? 1698 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:20,628 -Yeah, well, you're like five -- -W-W-What the fuck is that 1699 01:06:20,759 --> 01:06:22,282 supposed to mean? -Jack? 1700 01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:23,892 -It's okay, brother. -That I'm smaller than you? 1701 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,242 I'm fucking shorter than you? -Jack. Jack. 1702 01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:26,591 -No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is very -- 1703 01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:28,462 -Triggering? -Thank you, Ker, 1704 01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:29,681 not really the time right now. -Sounds like we just got -- 1705 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,248 -Don't touch me, man! -Oh, God! Oh! 1706 01:06:31,378 --> 01:06:32,684 -Shit! -Jack! 1707 01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:34,294 -I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 1708 01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:35,774 Are you okay? -Give me that! 1709 01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,384 -No -- whoa -- no, no! 1710 01:06:37,515 --> 01:06:40,213 [Indistinct shouting] -Take his power! 1711 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,607 Grab it! 1712 01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:45,088 [Indistinct shouting] 1713 01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:46,611 -Careful! Careful! 1714 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:50,049 [Thudding] Oh! Oh! Oh! 1715 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,442 -No more! Please! I wanna stop! 1716 01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:53,183 I wanna stop! 1717 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:54,619 I wanna stop! Please stop. 1718 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:56,055 I wanna -- yes! 1719 01:06:56,186 --> 01:06:57,622 -Aah. 1720 01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:00,277 -Well, my thirst for blood remains unquenched. 1721 01:07:00,407 --> 01:07:02,453 -Yeah, yeah -- hey, fellas, this is getting 1722 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,108 "hard-on" to watch. -[Laughs] 1723 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,458 -I have lower back issues. -Oh, me too, man. 1724 01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:11,505 -And the winner of the weirdest fight in history... 1725 01:07:11,636 --> 01:07:15,466 is Jack! [Cheering] 1726 01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:17,816 -[Groans] Oh, God. 1727 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,558 [Door slams] 1728 01:07:20,688 --> 01:07:22,125 -Lindsay? -Dan?! 1729 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,910 You get the fuck outta here now! 1730 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:28,914 Go upstairs, go to bed. Think about what you did. 1731 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,525 -Goddamn it. -I'll see you in the morning. 1732 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:33,919 Hey, thank you for all your hard work tonight, by the way. 1733 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,443 Thank you very much. -I'll see you upstairs, Dan. 1734 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:38,054 -Excellent storytelling. 1735 01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:40,143 -That guy's the best. Really lovely. 1736 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:42,710 -That was impressive. -He is the fucking best, man. 1737 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:45,104 -[Panting] 1738 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:48,847 -♪ I know you're lost 1739 01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:51,850 -Why are you sad? -Because... 1740 01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:54,374 Jack was doing so much better. 1741 01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:56,898 [Coughing] 1742 01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:59,814 You know? 1743 01:07:59,945 --> 01:08:02,861 -But he won the fight. -Oh, my God. 1744 01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:05,124 He's gonna actually go to jail. 1745 01:08:05,255 --> 01:08:09,563 -Why? -Because he assaulted Dan, 1746 01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:11,522 and Dan's gonna press charges. 1747 01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:14,133 -Oh, no, he won't. 1748 01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:17,136 Daniel has signed multiple NDAs -- 1749 01:08:17,267 --> 01:08:20,139 [Inhaling] -- and he gets asshole tax 1750 01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:22,794 every time something like this happens. 1751 01:08:22,924 --> 01:08:25,536 -Oh, what is asshole tax? 1752 01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,191 -Daniel and Becca get an extra ten grand 1753 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:33,283 every time my husband or a guest is an asshole. 1754 01:08:33,412 --> 01:08:36,198 -Wow. 1755 01:08:36,328 --> 01:08:38,636 -This happens a lot. 1756 01:08:38,765 --> 01:08:41,247 -Okay. -He makes way too much money 1757 01:08:41,377 --> 01:08:44,337 to try to... [Blows raspberry] 1758 01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,644 -Yeah. 1759 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:48,471 -I'm gonna get my... 1760 01:08:48,602 --> 01:08:50,343 my girl. 1761 01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:51,562 My girl, Gigi. 1762 01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:53,520 -Gigi? -Yeah. 1763 01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:55,174 She is the solution. 1764 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,654 -Gigi is the solution? -She's a witch. 1765 01:08:57,785 --> 01:08:59,135 She's a good witch. 1766 01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:03,095 [Sighs] 1767 01:09:03,225 --> 01:09:04,401 I have to go to bed. 1768 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:07,881 -♪ You talk about today 1769 01:09:08,013 --> 01:09:09,580 -Good night. 1770 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:12,582 -Pot stickers! 1771 01:09:12,712 --> 01:09:14,193 -God, I hate you. 1772 01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:16,978 -That's okay. 1773 01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:19,633 I suck. 1774 01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:21,983 -Well, you took the fun right out of that. 1775 01:09:22,113 --> 01:09:25,551 Here, let me carry you to bed, come on. 1776 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:31,689 -♪ Feels like a curse, sounds like a dream ♪ 1777 01:09:31,819 --> 01:09:35,127 ♪ Don't know what it means 1778 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:38,564 -[Sighs] -♪ But it means everything 1779 01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:40,176 Mm. 1780 01:09:40,305 --> 01:09:43,265 [Birds chirping] 1781 01:09:43,395 --> 01:09:46,006 [Sighs] 1782 01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:52,448 -Ow! Oh! 1783 01:09:52,578 --> 01:09:55,365 [Both groaning] 1784 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:57,671 God! Why'd you kick me? 1785 01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,499 -[Slurred] She does that. 1786 01:09:59,630 --> 01:10:02,285 -Why were you on the floor? -I... 1787 01:10:02,415 --> 01:10:03,634 I guess I didn't wanna wake you guys up? 1788 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:04,635 I don't... 1789 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:07,725 [Door opening] 1790 01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,466 -Hey, Dan. -Yeah, brother? 1791 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:11,250 -I'm sorry about last night, man. 1792 01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:12,643 -No hard feelings, brother. 1793 01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:13,644 I'm sorry, too. 1794 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,386 [Door closing] 1795 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,170 -"The lady of the house requests your presence 1796 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,693 in the grace garden 1797 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:22,870 for a healing cacao ceremony at 10:00 AM." 1798 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:24,785 -Why is she in our bed? 1799 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,309 -I don't know, Jack, why? 1800 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,659 Do you wanna fight her, too? -No, I don't... 1801 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:34,491 [Sobbing] Fuck! 1802 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:36,667 How do these people fucking live like this? 1803 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,190 It's -- -Jack. 1804 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:40,540 -What the fuck happened last night? 1805 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,847 -Jack, grow the fuck up. 1806 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,240 You could've gone to jail again. 1807 01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,372 -I didn't go -- -I'm going to get coffee. 1808 01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:53,597 [Birds chirping] 1809 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:00,691 Hi. -Good morning. 1810 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:02,519 -Good morning. 1811 01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:04,434 Uh, listen, I... 1812 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,479 I just wanted to talk to you about last night. 1813 01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:10,744 I'm really sorry, and I just... 1814 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:14,052 I don't know, I just feel like it was so -- 1815 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,489 -Very avoidable. 1816 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,578 -Um... 1817 01:11:18,709 --> 01:11:20,363 yeah, yeah, I mean, I... 1818 01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:22,669 definitely could've talked to Jack sooner. 1819 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,062 -Or you could've not told me. 1820 01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:28,762 -Right. 1821 01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:30,329 -There's an espresso if you want coffee. 1822 01:11:33,637 --> 01:11:34,768 -Okay. 1823 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:41,079 [Machine whirring] 1824 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:47,172 [Whirring stops] What the fuck? 1825 01:11:54,919 --> 01:11:57,791 [Machine whirring] Oh, goddamn it! 1826 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,101 [Sighs] 1827 01:12:05,016 --> 01:12:07,714 -You must be Lindz. 1828 01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:10,021 I've heard about you. 1829 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,849 -I'm sorry, have we -- have we met? 1830 01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:13,285 -I'm Gigi. 1831 01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:15,113 Catherine's shaman. 1832 01:12:15,243 --> 01:12:17,594 I'm really looking forward to... 1833 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,204 healing together today. 1834 01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:25,602 Mars... 1835 01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:28,126 is the god of war. 1836 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:30,998 Scorpio is the sign of the self. 1837 01:12:31,129 --> 01:12:33,000 [Sighs] 1838 01:12:33,131 --> 01:12:34,872 You're at war with yourself. 1839 01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,395 [Machine whirring] 1840 01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:38,528 But... 1841 01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,181 we can work on that together. 1842 01:12:40,312 --> 01:12:41,269 Today. 1843 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,142 [Whirring stops, coffee trickles] 1844 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:51,628 [Chuckles] 1845 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,154 See you in the garden. 1846 01:12:57,111 --> 01:13:00,419 [Soft woodwinds playing] 1847 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:05,555 ♪ 1848 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:10,995 ♪ 1849 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:14,346 [Ethereal vocalizing] 1850 01:13:14,477 --> 01:13:20,396 ♪ 1851 01:13:20,526 --> 01:13:26,663 ♪ 1852 01:13:26,793 --> 01:13:28,578 I am incredibly honored 1853 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:32,016 to be sitting with you all in intention today... 1854 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:34,192 at this cacao ceremony. 1855 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:39,502 Please take a moment to thank yourself... 1856 01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:42,113 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1857 01:13:42,243 --> 01:13:43,419 -And please thank one another 1858 01:13:43,549 --> 01:13:45,682 for sharing this time together. 1859 01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:46,813 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1860 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:48,380 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1861 01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:53,124 -We are trying to connect on a deeper level, 1862 01:13:53,254 --> 01:13:57,911 on a human level, so we can see each other. 1863 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:01,567 We have already created our sacred space. 1864 01:14:01,698 --> 01:14:05,136 We each have our own individual bowls of cacao. 1865 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:06,485 Take a sip of the cacao, please, 1866 01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,269 as you're sitting with your intention. 1867 01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:15,625 This world is such a crazy place. 1868 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,061 So... 1869 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,845 hectic. 1870 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:20,499 So... 1871 01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:21,587 ego... 1872 01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:23,502 ic. 1873 01:14:23,633 --> 01:14:25,373 We spend all of this time 1874 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:28,202 traveling through all these years, 1875 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:31,292 trying to get to a certain place of hope, 1876 01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:35,732 up this hill, to a destination? 1877 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:40,824 And then we wake up in the morning, and we step outside. 1878 01:14:40,954 --> 01:14:45,176 We take a deep breath, or we just -- we get really high... 1879 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,398 ...when we want to really be yelling, 1880 01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:55,273 at the top of our lungs, "Hey! What's going on?!" 1881 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:59,016 Wouldn't it be incredible 1882 01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:04,369 if you could just turn to your partner and say... 1883 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,589 "Do you know what I want? What I really, really want?" 1884 01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:08,155 And they could look at you, 1885 01:15:08,286 --> 01:15:09,940 and they would know exactly what you want, 1886 01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:13,683 what you really, really wanted, because it's a safe space. 1887 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:15,815 And you could tell them, without any stuttering, 1888 01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:19,123 no "I want, uh, I may want, uh --" 1889 01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:21,952 You know what you really, really want. 1890 01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:24,171 They know. 1891 01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:27,348 You both want to be... 1892 01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:29,699 friends. 1893 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:31,309 Possibly lovers. 1894 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,792 But you wanna be seen. 1895 01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:37,315 Yes? Yes. 1896 01:15:37,445 --> 01:15:40,927 [Inhales deeply, exhales] 1897 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,581 Please take another sip of the cacao. 1898 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:48,195 Please repeat after me. 1899 01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:52,025 I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1900 01:15:52,156 --> 01:15:56,639 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1901 01:15:56,769 --> 01:16:00,033 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1902 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:04,516 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1903 01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:08,694 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1904 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:12,611 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1905 01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:14,047 -Again! 1906 01:16:14,178 --> 01:16:16,963 -I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1907 01:16:17,094 --> 01:16:18,661 -Again! 1908 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:23,143 -I love you! I'm sorry! Please forgive me! 1909 01:16:23,274 --> 01:16:24,710 -Thank you. 1910 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:29,323 Now that we are done with the cacao ceremony, 1911 01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:30,760 I would like to invite you all 1912 01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:33,806 to take a moment to dance with me in intention. 1913 01:16:35,895 --> 01:16:40,421 [Didgeridoo and drums playing] 1914 01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:45,818 ♪ 1915 01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:47,820 Yes. 1916 01:16:47,951 --> 01:16:50,127 Think about your heart. 1917 01:16:50,257 --> 01:16:51,607 What is it feeling? Is it a give? 1918 01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:54,044 Is it a take? Are you taking too much? 1919 01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,306 Do not be shy. 1920 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,482 Explore what love means for you. 1921 01:16:57,613 --> 01:17:01,225 Nothing is wrong, everything is right. 1922 01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:03,836 We're not dancing, love is moving us. 1923 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:05,359 Incredible. 1924 01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:07,231 Powerful group here. 1925 01:17:07,361 --> 01:17:08,449 Be intentional. 1926 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:09,668 This is what I wanna see. 1927 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,278 Are you guys feeling this? 1928 01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:15,848 I am just so overcome with the whirlwind of love. 1929 01:17:15,979 --> 01:17:17,807 [Up-tempo music playing] 1930 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:27,207 ♪ 1931 01:17:27,338 --> 01:17:36,608 ♪ 1932 01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:45,922 ♪ 1933 01:17:46,052 --> 01:17:47,271 -Mmm. 1934 01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:49,752 So, let's continue. 1935 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,449 From the front of the house are... 1936 01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:52,450 -The pinot. 1937 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,278 -Pinot which? -Noir. 1938 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:57,150 -Good. Good, good, good. 1939 01:17:57,281 --> 01:17:58,369 And what's behind the house? 1940 01:17:58,499 --> 01:17:59,979 -The shiraz. -Very close. 1941 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:01,415 It's actually syrah. 1942 01:18:01,546 --> 01:18:02,634 But you know what's kind of funny? 1943 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:05,158 It's the same thing. -What? 1944 01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:07,595 -Shiraz is just... Australian syrah, 1945 01:18:07,726 --> 01:18:09,162 but the French don't like the Australians, 1946 01:18:09,293 --> 01:18:11,643 so they were like, [French accent] "No, you can -- 1947 01:18:11,774 --> 01:18:13,819 you can't call it 'syrah,'" and they were like, 1948 01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:15,386 [Australian accent] "Well, what do we call it?" 1949 01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:17,344 And they were like, "You call it whatever 1950 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:18,650 you want, but not syrah," 1951 01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:21,131 and they were like, "Fine, we'll... 1952 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:23,002 we'll call it shiraz." 1953 01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:26,832 [Laughter] 1954 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:28,616 It's the same thing as sauvi B and Saint Cyr. 1955 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:30,749 It's just a marketing question, you know? 1956 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,925 -Yeah. 1957 01:18:33,056 --> 01:18:35,406 -Oh, man. -You are great, man. 1958 01:18:35,536 --> 01:18:37,364 -Thanks, man. -No, like, 1959 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:40,411 I cannot wait to get to know you better. 1960 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:41,978 -When are we gonna do that? 1961 01:18:42,108 --> 01:18:44,502 -You know, with Cat and Lindsay working together, 1962 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:45,764 we may hang out all the time. 1963 01:18:45,895 --> 01:18:48,158 -They are? -Yeah, remember? 1964 01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,116 At brunch, she said you'd fund the thing. 1965 01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:52,902 -Oh, my God, so much has happened this weekend. 1966 01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:54,947 -I know. -What's the company? 1967 01:18:55,078 --> 01:18:57,036 Sustainable clothing something. 1968 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:59,125 Oh, that's a pretty good idea. 1969 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:01,127 Can I hit you with a truth bomb? 1970 01:19:01,258 --> 01:19:02,302 -Blow it up. 1971 01:19:02,433 --> 01:19:03,608 -Don't let Lindz... 1972 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,871 get involved with Cat. 1973 01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:09,570 And don't -- And don't you get involved with Cat, either. 1974 01:19:09,701 --> 01:19:13,400 -Why? -[Sighs] 1975 01:19:13,531 --> 01:19:17,796 Cat is my wife and my raison d'etre 1976 01:19:17,927 --> 01:19:20,668 and my light and my path forward, 1977 01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:22,714 and all of that, so if she ever hears that I said this, 1978 01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:24,585 I will deny it to the hill, then I'll say that 1979 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,806 you were fucked up and made it up, but... 1980 01:19:27,937 --> 01:19:29,329 Cat's kind of a... 1981 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:32,985 an experience hoarder. 1982 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:38,904 And she loves to feel like a patron of the arts. 1983 01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:43,517 Like a de Medici from Italy in the Renaissance, 1984 01:19:43,648 --> 01:19:44,910 but this is the problem, right? 1985 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:47,957 Is that she holds on to these experiences, 1986 01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,829 and if you try to take 'em away, she's like, "No! 1987 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,484 This is my stuff!" 1988 01:19:53,614 --> 01:19:54,790 And she forgets that there's people 1989 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,487 on the other end of those experiences, 1990 01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:59,795 and those people inevitably end up on the... 1991 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:02,928 on the trash pile of her hoard. 1992 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:06,323 And I don't want that to happen to you and Lindz. 1993 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:07,759 I mean, just -- let me just -- 1994 01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:08,804 let me just throw something out at you here. 1995 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:10,675 Do you know that last year 1996 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,634 I was funding three nonprofit theater companies in Astoria, 1997 01:20:13,765 --> 01:20:17,856 one alpaca farm in Argentina... 1998 01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:21,773 and two equestrian academies 1999 01:20:21,904 --> 01:20:24,297 in Atlanta and Austin, and that -- 2000 01:20:24,428 --> 01:20:26,865 that was just because she liked the "A" sounds back to back. 2001 01:20:26,996 --> 01:20:29,041 -It's called assonance. -Really? 2002 01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:32,262 -Yeah. 2003 01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:35,569 -Fuck, there is a word for everything. 2004 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:39,922 But this is what I'm saying, okay? 2005 01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:42,663 Cat doesn't follow through. 2006 01:20:42,794 --> 01:20:46,450 All of those businesses I just mentioned? 2007 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:48,756 Guess where they are. 2008 01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:50,671 -I don't know. -[Imitates booming] 2009 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,893 That -- That's them not existing. 2010 01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:56,547 They don't exist anymore. 2011 01:20:56,677 --> 01:20:59,419 They all went under because Cat got bored with them. 2012 01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:01,334 Yeah. 2013 01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:06,122 Cat thinks I lack compassion. 2014 01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:12,780 But she only thinks that because I make so much money. 2015 01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:14,478 Just because I make a lot of money 2016 01:21:14,608 --> 01:21:17,655 does not therefore mean I lack compassion, right? 2017 01:21:19,613 --> 01:21:20,919 Right, Jack? I need you to say "right." 2018 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:24,488 -Yeah, right, no. -[Sighs] 2019 01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:27,752 My biggest fear is that... 2020 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,755 Cat's only with me because I make such a fuck ton of money. 2021 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:34,367 -Fuck. -Does that sound like somebody 2022 01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:37,153 who lacks compassion? -No, I think you feel 2023 01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,589 a lot of stuff. 2024 01:21:38,719 --> 01:21:41,984 -Thank you. Thank you, yes. 2025 01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:43,594 I do. -Can I -- 2026 01:21:43,724 --> 01:21:44,856 Can I tell you something? 2027 01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:47,903 -God, I wish you would. 2028 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:49,643 -I'm afraid Lindsay's gonna leave me 2029 01:21:49,774 --> 01:21:51,776 because I don't make enough money. 2030 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,821 -That's like the yin to my yang. 2031 01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:56,128 -She wants me to ask you about a job. 2032 01:21:56,259 --> 01:21:59,001 -Do you want a job? -I don't know, doing what? 2033 01:21:59,131 --> 01:22:00,698 -Well, what do you wanna do? 2034 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:07,705 -I don't know what I wanna do. 2035 01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:15,582 -Then why would I have a job for you, my man? 2036 01:22:15,713 --> 01:22:17,410 You know? 2037 01:22:20,152 --> 01:22:23,460 My advice -- My advice, Jack, 2038 01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:27,333 you just -- you figure out what you wanna do. 2039 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:29,292 And you go do it. 2040 01:22:29,422 --> 01:22:31,990 -We're not really silly anymore. We're not silly people. 2041 01:22:32,121 --> 01:22:33,383 We're so serious. 2042 01:22:33,513 --> 01:22:36,473 -[Groans] Daniel, I'm sorry, but your -- 2043 01:22:36,603 --> 01:22:38,431 your fingers feel like worms, 2044 01:22:38,562 --> 01:22:40,085 and if we just take a quick little break -- 2045 01:22:40,216 --> 01:22:42,740 I feel like I'm getting buried in the dirt. 2046 01:22:42,870 --> 01:22:45,612 -Absolutely. -Thanks, Becca. 2047 01:22:45,743 --> 01:22:49,616 -Ugh, Lindz... -Hmm? 2048 01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:52,750 not to be serious, but... 2049 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,751 we gotta talk about the line. 2050 01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:56,014 -[Gasps] Yes. 2051 01:22:56,145 --> 01:22:59,104 Okay, okay. Local, sustainable. 2052 01:22:59,235 --> 01:23:01,237 -Local, sustainable, and, yeah, I'm, like, 2053 01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:05,197 I'm thinking about, like, textures and patterns. 2054 01:23:05,328 --> 01:23:07,069 -Mm. -And... 2055 01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:10,942 choreography and rhythms and emotions and thoughts. 2056 01:23:11,073 --> 01:23:13,379 -Well, hemp is overdone. 2057 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:14,554 -Completely. -Mm-hmm. 2058 01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:15,642 -Couldn't agree more. 2059 01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:16,817 -Something strong. 2060 01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:20,473 -Yeah, strong like, um... 2061 01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,519 trees -- mm. -Mm. 2062 01:23:22,649 --> 01:23:24,260 -Could we make it out of bark? 2063 01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,436 I don't know that I've seen that done before. 2064 01:23:26,566 --> 01:23:28,829 -Mm-mm. Hmm. 2065 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,309 -You're right, yeah, no, that's a -- 2066 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:31,745 that's a bad idea. 2067 01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:33,834 [Laughter] That one was the mushrooms. 2068 01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,097 -[Laughs] -I may have gotten 2069 01:23:35,227 --> 01:23:36,620 too much mushrooms. 2070 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,274 -Too much mushrooms. 2071 01:23:38,404 --> 01:23:39,623 -Too much. 2072 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:41,190 -Wait, what? -Too much. 2073 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,236 We were supposed to micro-dose. 2074 01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:46,325 -Micro-dose? -Mm, yeah. 2075 01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:48,501 That's where you do, like, a little bit of... 2076 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:50,938 a little bit of mushrooms over a sustained period so you -- 2077 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:52,505 you don't get, like, super fucked-up, 2078 01:23:52,636 --> 01:23:55,943 you just become, sort of, enlightened and... 2079 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:59,034 -We all micro-dosed on mushrooms? 2080 01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:00,861 -Yes. -When? 2081 01:24:00,992 --> 01:24:02,602 -Um... 2082 01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:06,041 since dinner on Friday. 2083 01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:08,304 -So, all weekend? 2084 01:24:08,434 --> 01:24:09,653 -Well, I don't... 2085 01:24:09,783 --> 01:24:12,656 No, not -- not, like, all weekend. 2086 01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:14,310 -Friday? -It was... 2087 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,835 in the mung bean bowls on Friday, and then the... 2088 01:24:17,965 --> 01:24:20,751 the bloody marys and the BBQ. 2089 01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:23,493 -And today? -And just now at the cacao. 2090 01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:26,670 -So all weekend. 2091 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,714 -Lindz... 2092 01:24:27,845 --> 01:24:29,803 -[Laughs] 2093 01:24:29,934 --> 01:24:30,848 -How dare you. 2094 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,154 -[Laughs] -How dare you 2095 01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:35,853 incept my mind with your time? 2096 01:24:35,983 --> 01:24:38,073 What is...? Time is crazy. 2097 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:39,465 -Oh, my God. 2098 01:24:39,596 --> 01:24:41,772 -Sorry I didn't even realize that we were 2099 01:24:41,902 --> 01:24:44,383 at the end of the weekend. 2100 01:24:44,514 --> 01:24:46,429 -We're on drugs? -Oh, I feel bad. Yes. 2101 01:24:46,559 --> 01:24:48,735 [Laughter] 2102 01:24:48,866 --> 01:24:50,824 We are. -Oh, my God, no. 2103 01:24:50,955 --> 01:24:52,478 I'm having a bad moment. 2104 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:54,350 -Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no. 2105 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:57,004 Let's "sprin" -- spin this straw into gold. 2106 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,181 -No, Jack said we couldn't do drugs. 2107 01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:01,357 Jack said we couldn't do -- Jack can't do drugs. 2108 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:03,707 -He actually can do them pretty well. 2109 01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:07,928 -No, no, like, he can't do them, like, he gets drug tested. 2110 01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:11,541 -Oh. -Yeah. 2111 01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:12,933 -What a twist. 2112 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:16,154 -[Laughs] -No, no. Don't worry about it. 2113 01:25:16,285 --> 01:25:18,504 Gigi has a guy that's -- it'll all get sorted out. 2114 01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,376 We'll take care of it. -Oh, my God, no, 2115 01:25:20,506 --> 01:25:22,073 but he has a guy, he has a -- 2116 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:24,771 he has a guy, his name is Doug, and it's his officer. 2117 01:25:24,902 --> 01:25:26,077 It's his -- It's his... 2118 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:27,513 "he's in trouble" person. 2119 01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:29,385 He has to make sure he's not in trouble. 2120 01:25:29,515 --> 01:25:30,995 -He -- [Chuckles] 2121 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,998 Doug is so irrelevant in this story. 2122 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:36,087 I can't even -- I can't even tell you 2123 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:38,481 how much you don't have to worry about Doug. 2124 01:25:38,611 --> 01:25:41,614 -I don't understand, and the bad feeling is not going away. 2125 01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,138 -No-no-no-no-no. We're above that. 2126 01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:46,053 In fact, we were doing ayahuasca 2127 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:49,405 with Elon and Grimes right before they had the baby, 2128 01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:53,148 -A-Ash-12-17-50,000... -I think... 2129 01:25:53,278 --> 01:25:55,411 I think I -- I need to go. -Jackie. 2130 01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:56,542 -Oh, my God. -Hi. 2131 01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,240 -Hi. -Okay. 2132 01:25:58,370 --> 01:26:00,329 -Okay, yeah, Doug, yeah, this is not a thing. 2133 01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:04,768 [Gentle guitar music playing] 2134 01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:12,993 ♪ 2135 01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:21,132 ♪ 2136 01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:23,961 -♪ Everything is free now 2137 01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:28,922 ♪ That's what they say 2138 01:26:29,053 --> 01:26:31,795 ♪ Everything I ever done 2139 01:26:31,925 --> 01:26:33,666 ♪ Gonna give it away 2140 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:35,451 -Are you feeling okay? 2141 01:26:37,627 --> 01:26:40,630 -Yeah, no, I just -- I'm... 2142 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:43,937 I'm, like, dehydrated or... something. 2143 01:26:44,068 --> 01:26:46,549 Honestly, I've felt off, like, all day. 2144 01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:48,855 -It's been... 2145 01:26:48,986 --> 01:26:50,466 Yeah, it's been an emotional day. 2146 01:26:50,596 --> 01:26:52,294 -[Laughs] That's... 2147 01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:54,774 That's an understatement, yeah. [Chuckles] 2148 01:26:54,905 --> 01:26:56,646 Um... 2149 01:26:56,776 --> 01:26:58,169 I -- -So... 2150 01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:02,304 -No, did you... -No, what were you gonna say? 2151 01:27:02,434 --> 01:27:04,262 -You wanna? -No, what were you gonna say? 2152 01:27:04,393 --> 01:27:06,003 -You sure? -Yeah, no, go. 2153 01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:09,702 -Yeah, okay, I was... 2154 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,226 you know, I was hanging out with Matt by the pool, 2155 01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:12,966 and we were -- we were talking. 2156 01:27:13,097 --> 01:27:15,491 -Oh, my gosh, were you guys talking about work? 2157 01:27:15,621 --> 01:27:17,754 -In a very -- yeah, like, in a roundabout way. 2158 01:27:17,884 --> 01:27:20,365 -Jack! That's incredible. 2159 01:27:20,496 --> 01:27:23,281 You working with Matt, and me working with Cat. 2160 01:27:23,412 --> 01:27:26,676 This is... This is really exciting. 2161 01:27:26,806 --> 01:27:28,199 Like, this could actually happen. 2162 01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:30,941 This -- This could be our life. 2163 01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:34,945 Right? 2164 01:27:37,687 --> 01:27:40,559 -Look, this -- this isn't real, though. 2165 01:27:40,690 --> 01:27:42,735 -Okay, Jack, this is the thing, though. 2166 01:27:42,866 --> 01:27:44,346 This is the thing that you do 2167 01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:47,697 when you are not accepting an invitation to upgrade 2168 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:50,308 because you're scared to take a leap. 2169 01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:51,527 -I don't know what you're talking about right now. 2170 01:27:51,657 --> 01:27:53,093 -I just... 2171 01:27:53,224 --> 01:27:56,706 wanna do it my way for once. 2172 01:27:56,836 --> 01:27:58,795 -Um, taking money from a stranger 2173 01:27:58,925 --> 01:28:00,057 isn't doing it your way. 2174 01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:02,407 -She's not a stranger. 2175 01:28:02,538 --> 01:28:05,845 I'm kind of offended that you think it's taking money. 2176 01:28:05,976 --> 01:28:07,847 She's investing in me. 2177 01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:10,154 She believes in me. 2178 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:13,244 Could you try maybe taking a note from Cat? 2179 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:15,115 Maybe a, "Hey, Lindsay, you're really talented. 2180 01:28:15,246 --> 01:28:16,900 Hey, I would love to support you. 2181 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,467 Hey, I think you're worth it. 2182 01:28:18,597 --> 01:28:20,860 Hey, this could be really good for us." 2183 01:28:24,864 --> 01:28:27,389 No? Okay. Okay. 2184 01:28:27,519 --> 01:28:28,825 -Lindsay? -No, it's fine. 2185 01:28:28,955 --> 01:28:32,132 -Lindsay? Lindsay? 2186 01:28:32,263 --> 01:28:34,396 I love you. We don't know them. 2187 01:28:34,526 --> 01:28:35,701 And you don't know how to run a business, 2188 01:28:35,832 --> 01:28:38,225 so getting into business with these people, 2189 01:28:38,356 --> 01:28:40,358 it's like -- that's a terrible idea. 2190 01:28:40,489 --> 01:28:41,925 You are not... 2191 01:28:42,055 --> 01:28:43,492 physically, mentally, 2192 01:28:43,622 --> 01:28:46,408 and emotionally capable of running a business. 2193 01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:49,193 I'm not either, so, like, taking money from someone -- 2194 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,281 -Hey, Jack? 2195 01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:53,589 Please stop. 2196 01:28:56,722 --> 01:28:58,681 -[Sighs] 2197 01:28:58,811 --> 01:29:00,117 [Door opening] 2198 01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:02,206 -Dinner's almost ready. 2199 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,904 -Great, thank you. -Great. 2200 01:29:05,035 --> 01:29:06,776 You guys doing good? 2201 01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:08,299 You look great. 2202 01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:09,344 -Thanks, see you at dinner. -Okay. 2203 01:29:09,474 --> 01:29:10,997 Okay, I wasn't listening. 2204 01:29:11,128 --> 01:29:13,391 -[Chuckles] No, but the really fucked-up thing is, 2205 01:29:13,522 --> 01:29:16,525 do you know how much I paid Dan this year? 2206 01:29:16,655 --> 01:29:19,310 Like, $250,000. -He takes money from you? 2207 01:29:19,441 --> 01:29:20,572 -And that's on top of his salary. 2208 01:29:20,703 --> 01:29:21,747 That's not the salary. 2209 01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:23,532 -[Sighs] 2210 01:29:23,662 --> 01:29:26,404 -Milton's asked that we all meet down at the barn 2211 01:29:26,535 --> 01:29:28,275 for the weekend finale. 2212 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:31,496 But, hey -- hey, hey! [Chuckles] 2213 01:29:31,627 --> 01:29:35,065 But first I just want to quickly express again 2214 01:29:35,195 --> 01:29:39,504 my deep and sincere appreciation 2215 01:29:39,635 --> 01:29:43,465 to each and every one of you for opening yourselves up to... 2216 01:29:43,595 --> 01:29:45,031 -Blah-blah-blah-blah... -...to each other. 2217 01:29:45,162 --> 01:29:47,207 -Let's get weird! -Let's get it! 2218 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:48,600 [Cheering] 2219 01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,385 -Fuck it, let's get weird, Kerry. 2220 01:29:50,515 --> 01:29:51,821 -Let's fucking get weird. -Let's do this. 2221 01:29:51,951 --> 01:29:54,998 [Droning synths playing] 2222 01:29:55,128 --> 01:30:01,178 ♪ 2223 01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:07,227 ♪ 2224 01:30:07,358 --> 01:30:09,882 [Cheering] 2225 01:30:10,013 --> 01:30:12,058 Everybody put your fucking headphones on! 2226 01:30:12,189 --> 01:30:14,713 -Headphones on! Headphones! 2227 01:30:14,844 --> 01:30:17,412 [Up-tempo synth music] 2228 01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:25,594 ♪ 2229 01:30:25,724 --> 01:30:33,253 ♪ 2230 01:30:33,384 --> 01:30:34,907 -Why do you look so bored? 2231 01:30:35,038 --> 01:30:36,866 -Ugh, I'm not bored, I'm just... 2232 01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:38,345 -Drink. 2233 01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:39,346 -I can't drink champagne right now. 2234 01:30:39,477 --> 01:30:40,696 -Just have a glass of champagne. 2235 01:30:40,826 --> 01:30:42,480 -I don't wanna drink champagne right now. 2236 01:30:42,611 --> 01:30:44,047 -Please, just one. It'll be the best night ever. 2237 01:30:44,177 --> 01:30:46,702 -I'm sorry, I just -- I'm so mad at Jack right now. 2238 01:30:46,832 --> 01:30:48,617 -If you don't have one glass of champagne, 2239 01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:51,750 I will literally kill myself. 2240 01:30:51,881 --> 01:30:53,491 I swear to God, I will jump right out of that window 2241 01:30:53,622 --> 01:30:56,363 like the Kool-Aid Man. -[Chuckles] 2242 01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:58,931 I will eat an entire box of Tide Pods. 2243 01:30:59,062 --> 01:31:01,543 I will drink an entire bottle of bleach. 2244 01:31:01,673 --> 01:31:03,893 Daniel, hit me with the bleach! 2245 01:31:04,023 --> 01:31:04,937 -It's happening. 2246 01:31:05,068 --> 01:31:07,549 -I will drink a sip. 2247 01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:09,246 -Good girl. 2248 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:14,860 That a baby! 2249 01:31:14,991 --> 01:31:17,428 Let's show these fuckers how to dance! 2250 01:31:17,559 --> 01:31:27,264 ♪ 2251 01:31:27,394 --> 01:31:36,839 ♪ 2252 01:31:36,969 --> 01:31:46,457 ♪ 2253 01:31:46,588 --> 01:31:56,293 ♪ 2254 01:31:56,423 --> 01:32:05,868 ♪ 2255 01:32:05,998 --> 01:32:07,130 -[Giggles] 2256 01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:09,045 -Hi. -Hey. 2257 01:32:09,175 --> 01:32:11,787 -Could I get a water? -Yeah! 2258 01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:14,659 -Take those headphones off. -Oh! [Laughs] 2259 01:32:14,790 --> 01:32:16,705 [Music stops] Can I get a water? [Laughs] 2260 01:32:16,835 --> 01:32:18,010 -Yeah. -There you go. 2261 01:32:18,141 --> 01:32:19,795 -Wow, you are flying. 2262 01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:23,755 -Mmm. 2263 01:32:23,886 --> 01:32:26,584 Mmm. 2264 01:32:26,715 --> 01:32:28,847 -You guys are really feeling it already. 2265 01:32:28,978 --> 01:32:31,241 -Yeah. [Giggles] -They wanted us to break 2266 01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:32,808 the pills in half, but they were just... 2267 01:32:32,938 --> 01:32:35,767 too hard, so we just plopped them right in. 2268 01:32:35,898 --> 01:32:38,248 -What? 2269 01:32:38,378 --> 01:32:39,728 -The pills. -In the champagne. 2270 01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:41,338 -Yeah, double-stack Cadillacs. 2271 01:32:41,468 --> 01:32:42,861 -[Whooshing] -Wow! 2272 01:32:42,992 --> 01:32:44,254 [Both laugh] 2273 01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:47,997 -[Indistinct] -Oh, shit. 2274 01:32:48,127 --> 01:32:49,389 -Uh-oh. Okay. 2275 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:50,826 -Hey. -Hey. 2276 01:32:50,956 --> 01:32:53,350 Hi, hi... 2277 01:32:55,744 --> 01:32:59,051 -[Exhales sharply] That is wild. 2278 01:32:59,182 --> 01:33:00,792 -Uh-huh. Hey, can I talk -- 2279 01:33:00,923 --> 01:33:03,012 can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah, let's -- 2280 01:33:03,142 --> 01:33:04,622 Let's connect. 2281 01:33:04,753 --> 01:33:06,885 -Okay. -You are so soft. 2282 01:33:07,016 --> 01:33:08,757 -Oh, thank you. -Your skin is so soft. 2283 01:33:08,887 --> 01:33:09,845 We don't touch enough. 2284 01:33:09,975 --> 01:33:11,542 -I know. -We used to touch more. 2285 01:33:11,673 --> 01:33:13,283 -I love you too. -I love you so much. 2286 01:33:13,413 --> 01:33:14,806 -I love you so much. -I love you. 2287 01:33:14,937 --> 01:33:16,329 -I feel amazing right now. -Hey, Jack? 2288 01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:17,766 Yes, Lindsay. -I know. 2289 01:33:17,896 --> 01:33:19,463 -I feel amazing, I love -- -Listen to me. 2290 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:21,596 -Yeah. -That's because we're on molly. 2291 01:33:21,726 --> 01:33:24,903 -What? -It was in the champagne. 2292 01:33:25,034 --> 01:33:27,427 We were also on mushrooms all day. 2293 01:33:27,558 --> 01:33:29,429 -What?! -Yeah, it was in the cacao. 2294 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,214 -The chocolate? -Uh-huh. 2295 01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:33,303 And a couple of other things. 2296 01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:37,089 -Okay, okay, okay. -Just breathe. 2297 01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:38,874 -I can't do drugs. -No, I think it's a little 2298 01:33:39,004 --> 01:33:41,224 too late, though. -[Sighs] 2299 01:33:41,354 --> 01:33:42,878 These people drugged us? 2300 01:33:43,008 --> 01:33:45,184 Fuck them! Fuck them so fucking hard! 2301 01:33:45,315 --> 01:33:47,230 -Fuck you! -Jack! 2302 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,014 I need you to calm down, okay? 2303 01:33:49,145 --> 01:33:50,276 You need to breathe. -Okay. 2304 01:33:50,407 --> 01:33:52,148 -I see the dragon coming. 2305 01:33:52,278 --> 01:33:54,106 And I want you to stay with me, and I want you to look in me, 2306 01:33:54,237 --> 01:33:55,238 in my eyes. -[Breathing deeply] 2307 01:33:55,368 --> 01:33:56,543 -Okay? 2308 01:33:56,674 --> 01:33:57,719 I told her that you can't do drugs. 2309 01:33:57,849 --> 01:33:59,111 -I can't do drugs. 2310 01:33:59,242 --> 01:34:00,547 -And it's okay because Cat has a guy. 2311 01:34:00,678 --> 01:34:01,897 -Cat has a guy. -Yeah. Well, I mean, 2312 01:34:02,027 --> 01:34:04,682 it's not Cat's guy, it's -- Gigi has a guy. 2313 01:34:04,813 --> 01:34:06,075 And there's something about Elon. 2314 01:34:06,205 --> 01:34:07,380 -Elon? -Yeah. 2315 01:34:07,511 --> 01:34:09,121 It's okay because she has a podcast -- 2316 01:34:09,252 --> 01:34:10,732 -A pod-- what the fuck are you talking about 2317 01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:12,690 right now? -No, listen to me, I'm just -- 2318 01:34:12,821 --> 01:34:14,997 These people do this, it's like, it happens in little doses, 2319 01:34:15,127 --> 01:34:18,565 and listen, I just need everything to be cool because -- 2320 01:34:18,696 --> 01:34:20,480 -Well, I can't be cool right now, Lindsay, 2321 01:34:20,611 --> 01:34:23,179 I'm on drugs, I can't be cool right now! 2322 01:34:23,309 --> 01:34:24,441 -Okay, please -- please stop yelling. 2323 01:34:24,571 --> 01:34:25,964 You're making a scene. 2324 01:34:26,095 --> 01:34:27,444 -I'm sorry that I'm making a scene 2325 01:34:27,574 --> 01:34:28,619 in front of these fucking people 2326 01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,186 who are trying to ruin our lives. 2327 01:34:30,316 --> 01:34:31,578 -Oh, my God. -These fucking people 2328 01:34:31,709 --> 01:34:33,145 you've known for 10 fucking days! 2329 01:34:33,276 --> 01:34:34,930 -These people? These people? 2330 01:34:35,060 --> 01:34:37,367 Jack, Jesus Christ, are you even listening to yourself? 2331 01:34:37,497 --> 01:34:39,064 You just keep repeating yourself, 2332 01:34:39,195 --> 01:34:41,632 over and over and over again! 2333 01:34:41,763 --> 01:34:43,373 You keep saying the same stupid shit, 2334 01:34:43,503 --> 01:34:45,984 and you keep wearing the same stupid shit, 2335 01:34:46,115 --> 01:34:48,508 and you keep watching the same stupid shit, 2336 01:34:48,639 --> 01:34:49,945 and you keep being this... 2337 01:34:50,075 --> 01:34:51,511 shitty version of yourself, 2338 01:34:51,642 --> 01:34:52,861 and I keep waiting for you to change, 2339 01:34:52,991 --> 01:34:54,819 and you're not changing, and I just -- 2340 01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:57,387 I understand that you fell down, and I just need you -- 2341 01:34:57,517 --> 01:34:59,345 I need you to get back up, okay? 2342 01:34:59,476 --> 01:35:00,390 And I know that you blame me. -I don't blame you... 2343 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:01,608 -You do. -I don't blame you. 2344 01:35:01,739 --> 01:35:02,740 -Listen to me. -I don't blame you. 2345 01:35:02,871 --> 01:35:05,482 -I understand that you're angry, 2346 01:35:05,612 --> 01:35:08,224 but I need you to get back up. 2347 01:35:08,354 --> 01:35:10,530 Because this person believes in me. 2348 01:35:10,661 --> 01:35:12,184 -Cat believes in you? -Yes. 2349 01:35:12,315 --> 01:35:14,012 -I don't believe in you, but Cat believes in you? 2350 01:35:14,143 --> 01:35:15,753 We're here because your friend Cat 2351 01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:16,885 believes in you? Yeah? 2352 01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:17,973 -Yes, Jack! She is my friend. 2353 01:35:18,103 --> 01:35:19,322 Why else would we be here? 2354 01:35:19,452 --> 01:35:22,760 -Because they're fucking rich, Lindsay. 2355 01:35:22,891 --> 01:35:24,022 That's it. 2356 01:35:24,153 --> 01:35:25,807 They beckoned. We fucking came, okay? 2357 01:35:25,937 --> 01:35:27,939 And your friend Cat? 2358 01:35:28,070 --> 01:35:30,028 You just wanna be her. 2359 01:35:30,159 --> 01:35:31,813 She fucking sucks. 2360 01:35:31,943 --> 01:35:33,423 She's mean, and she's manipulative, 2361 01:35:33,553 --> 01:35:34,903 and she's a fucking bully, 2362 01:35:35,033 --> 01:35:37,557 and these people -- they're not your friends. 2363 01:35:37,688 --> 01:35:38,950 Alright? We are entertainment to them. 2364 01:35:39,081 --> 01:35:40,822 They think the way we live our life is funny. 2365 01:35:40,952 --> 01:35:43,128 They think the way I dress is fucking funny. 2366 01:35:43,259 --> 01:35:44,695 Okay? 2367 01:35:44,826 --> 01:35:46,653 I understand that I am not giving you 2368 01:35:46,784 --> 01:35:51,136 what you want in life, and I'm sorry, but, like, 2369 01:35:51,267 --> 01:35:53,138 this isn't us. -[Sighs] 2370 01:35:53,269 --> 01:35:55,793 -We are not gonna have this life ever. 2371 01:35:59,623 --> 01:36:03,322 -Well, then maybe I don't want our life anymore. 2372 01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:05,324 -No, no, no. 2373 01:36:05,455 --> 01:36:08,327 What does that mean? 2374 01:36:08,458 --> 01:36:09,633 -I don't know. 2375 01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:13,506 -No, I love you. These people don't love you. 2376 01:36:13,637 --> 01:36:15,204 I love you. I love you. 2377 01:36:15,334 --> 01:36:16,509 -Jack. -I love you. 2378 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:19,861 -Look at me, I love you. -I hear you. 2379 01:36:19,991 --> 01:36:22,864 But you were just yelling at me. 2380 01:36:22,994 --> 01:36:25,170 [Voice breaks] And I'm going outside. 2381 01:36:25,301 --> 01:36:27,346 -Lindsay. 2382 01:36:27,477 --> 01:36:30,045 -Savage, bro. 2383 01:36:30,175 --> 01:36:32,177 -Fuck you, Kerry. 2384 01:36:32,308 --> 01:36:33,309 -That's fair. 2385 01:36:33,439 --> 01:36:34,789 [Chuckles] 2386 01:36:34,919 --> 01:36:39,445 -♪ Happy birthday to me 2387 01:36:39,576 --> 01:36:41,578 [Guitar strumming] 2388 01:36:41,708 --> 01:36:43,188 -Oh, my God. 2389 01:36:43,319 --> 01:36:45,190 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 2390 01:36:45,321 --> 01:36:46,191 I am so embarrassed. 2391 01:36:46,322 --> 01:36:47,627 I am mortified, Jack just... 2392 01:36:47,758 --> 01:36:49,194 -Oh, Lindz, Lindsay -- -I can't believe 2393 01:36:49,325 --> 01:36:52,328 he said those things. -I -- honestly, I loved it. 2394 01:36:52,458 --> 01:36:54,983 I loved it! -What? 2395 01:36:55,113 --> 01:36:59,335 -Nobody ever has the balls to talk to me like that. 2396 01:36:59,465 --> 01:37:01,859 [Chuckles] Like, we pay them too much. 2397 01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:10,433 Even Matt is terrified of me, which I love. 2398 01:37:10,563 --> 01:37:12,522 But it also makes me sad. 2399 01:37:15,003 --> 01:37:17,440 But, like, I'm not the only one who's sad 2400 01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:18,789 and fucked up, you know? 2401 01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:22,662 Like, I -- yeah, I'm an alcoholic. 2402 01:37:22,793 --> 01:37:24,316 My husband's a workaholic. 2403 01:37:24,447 --> 01:37:26,318 Your husband is insecure. 2404 01:37:26,449 --> 01:37:29,452 You lack purpose. 2405 01:37:29,582 --> 01:37:31,584 But so do I, that's... 2406 01:37:31,715 --> 01:37:33,848 that's why I'm an alcoholic. 2407 01:37:33,978 --> 01:37:36,154 It gives me something to do. -No. 2408 01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:42,117 -We're like a clown car on the way to a Chris Gaines concert. 2409 01:37:42,247 --> 01:37:43,466 -No. -Look at us. 2410 01:37:43,596 --> 01:37:45,468 -No -- no! 2411 01:37:45,598 --> 01:37:47,165 It's like, God, I just... 2412 01:37:47,296 --> 01:37:50,386 I just wanted not to be us for, like, a minute. 2413 01:37:50,516 --> 01:37:52,954 Do you know what I mean? -How'd that go? 2414 01:37:53,084 --> 01:37:54,607 [Sighs] 2415 01:37:54,738 --> 01:37:56,348 -My husband's rolling his face off, 2416 01:37:56,479 --> 01:37:58,089 and he just screamed at me. 2417 01:37:58,220 --> 01:37:59,699 -I saw that. [Chuckles] 2418 01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:01,136 I loved that. 2419 01:38:01,266 --> 01:38:03,138 For me -- not -- I didn't love that for you. 2420 01:38:03,268 --> 01:38:05,488 That must have been really embarrassing. 2421 01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:07,229 -Yeah. -Gosh. 2422 01:38:07,359 --> 01:38:10,319 -It was. 2423 01:38:10,449 --> 01:38:12,582 -I'm... 2424 01:38:12,712 --> 01:38:14,845 I'm trying to work on my empathy. 2425 01:38:14,976 --> 01:38:16,673 Did I pass the test? 2426 01:38:18,718 --> 01:38:22,418 Hey, sorry that you thought that I had an answer or something -- 2427 01:38:22,548 --> 01:38:25,900 somehow the missing piece in your heart. 2428 01:38:26,030 --> 01:38:28,554 Most of me is missing, to be honest. 2429 01:38:28,685 --> 01:38:30,034 It doesn't make any sense 2430 01:38:30,165 --> 01:38:33,124 'cause I have everything that I ever wanted, 2431 01:38:33,255 --> 01:38:35,170 and I'm... 2432 01:38:35,300 --> 01:38:36,823 not happy. 2433 01:38:36,954 --> 01:38:40,871 I have a hot husband, and I have two beautiful children, 2434 01:38:41,002 --> 01:38:43,526 and I have... 2435 01:38:43,656 --> 01:38:46,311 12 properties. 2436 01:38:46,442 --> 01:38:50,011 Money doesn't fix your problems, babe. 2437 01:38:50,141 --> 01:38:52,361 It just makes them prettier. 2438 01:38:55,103 --> 01:38:56,800 Oh! Okay. 2439 01:38:58,671 --> 01:39:00,499 Should I write a book? 2440 01:39:00,630 --> 01:39:03,024 Should I be a poet? 2441 01:39:03,154 --> 01:39:05,417 Should we smash John Mayer's guitar, um -- 2442 01:39:05,548 --> 01:39:06,941 -That's John Mayer's guitar? -Yes! 2443 01:39:07,071 --> 01:39:08,420 It's John Mayer's guitar. 2444 01:39:08,551 --> 01:39:10,727 He left it here, and he clearly didn't want it. 2445 01:39:10,857 --> 01:39:12,294 -Oh, my God! 2446 01:39:12,424 --> 01:39:15,558 Oh, God! Stop! 2447 01:39:15,688 --> 01:39:18,604 Stop! -[Chuckles] 2448 01:39:19,910 --> 01:39:21,781 Whoo! 2449 01:39:24,871 --> 01:39:27,048 -What the fuck are you doing? 2450 01:39:27,178 --> 01:39:29,006 -Um, living? 2451 01:39:29,137 --> 01:39:30,834 Let me live, okay? 2452 01:39:33,793 --> 01:39:37,232 Should I call Milton and have him bring us some snacks? 2453 01:39:37,362 --> 01:39:38,798 We're having fun. 2454 01:39:38,929 --> 01:39:41,453 Milton! 2455 01:39:41,584 --> 01:39:42,541 -I'm going to bed. 2456 01:39:42,672 --> 01:39:43,760 -Bye. 2457 01:39:45,153 --> 01:39:47,242 Milton! 2458 01:39:47,372 --> 01:39:49,722 [Soft guitar music playing] 2459 01:39:49,853 --> 01:39:55,293 -♪ Go off to sleep in the sunshine ♪ 2460 01:39:55,424 --> 01:40:01,647 ♪ I don't want to see the day when it's dying ♪ 2461 01:40:01,778 --> 01:40:04,259 ♪ She's a sight to see 2462 01:40:04,389 --> 01:40:05,782 -♪ Sight to see 2463 01:40:05,912 --> 01:40:07,479 -♪ She's good to me 2464 01:40:07,610 --> 01:40:09,177 -♪ Good to me 2465 01:40:09,307 --> 01:40:15,661 -♪ But I'm already somebody's baby ♪ 2466 01:40:15,792 --> 01:40:17,794 -♪ She's a pretty thing 2467 01:40:17,924 --> 01:40:19,013 -♪ A pretty thing 2468 01:40:19,143 --> 01:40:21,493 -♪ And she knows everything 2469 01:40:21,624 --> 01:40:22,842 -♪ Everything 2470 01:40:22,973 --> 01:40:29,284 -♪ But I'm already somebody's baby ♪ 2471 01:40:30,633 --> 01:40:36,421 ♪ You don't deserve to be lonely ♪ 2472 01:40:36,552 --> 01:40:42,297 ♪ But those drugs you got won't make you feel better ♪ 2473 01:40:42,427 --> 01:40:43,950 -[Sighs] 2474 01:40:44,081 --> 01:40:49,521 -♪ Pretty soon you'll find it's the only ♪ 2475 01:40:49,652 --> 01:40:56,485 ♪ Little part of your life you're keeping together ♪ 2476 01:40:56,615 --> 01:40:58,704 ♪ I'm nice to you 2477 01:40:58,835 --> 01:41:00,228 -♪ Nice to you 2478 01:41:00,358 --> 01:41:02,099 -♪ I could make it through 2479 01:41:02,230 --> 01:41:03,796 -♪ Make it through 2480 01:41:03,927 --> 01:41:08,758 -♪ But you're already somebody's baby... ♪ 2481 01:41:12,762 --> 01:41:14,329 -I'm sorry. 2482 01:41:16,026 --> 01:41:17,636 I'm really -- I'm just really sorry. 2483 01:41:17,767 --> 01:41:19,334 -Jack, stop. 2484 01:41:28,778 --> 01:41:29,953 I'm really... 2485 01:41:32,608 --> 01:41:34,305 ...unhappy. 2486 01:41:35,263 --> 01:41:36,916 -I know, and I'm really... 2487 01:41:37,047 --> 01:41:38,353 I'm really sorry, and I... 2488 01:41:41,443 --> 01:41:42,922 -It's not your fault. 2489 01:41:48,972 --> 01:41:50,887 It's nobody's fault. 2490 01:42:05,336 --> 01:42:07,164 [Sighs] 2491 01:42:10,689 --> 01:42:13,170 -I'm really fucking intimidated by these people. 2492 01:42:16,173 --> 01:42:18,567 -I don't want to be these people. 2493 01:42:21,352 --> 01:42:23,441 [Whispering] I love you. 2494 01:42:23,572 --> 01:42:24,573 -I'm sorry. 2495 01:42:24,703 --> 01:42:26,009 [Sniffles] 2496 01:42:33,451 --> 01:42:35,018 -Please forgive me. 2497 01:42:37,803 --> 01:42:39,327 -You're such a fucking dick. 2498 01:42:39,457 --> 01:42:41,372 [Both laugh] 2499 01:42:41,503 --> 01:42:44,375 -Take a sip of the cacao. 2500 01:42:44,506 --> 01:42:46,290 -Daniel! 2501 01:42:46,421 --> 01:42:48,597 -My God, can we please get the fuck out of here? 2502 01:42:48,727 --> 01:42:50,468 -Yes, yes. -Okay. 2503 01:42:50,599 --> 01:42:52,166 -Get your shit, go! 2504 01:42:52,296 --> 01:42:54,690 [Up-tempo music playing] 2505 01:42:54,820 --> 01:43:04,482 ♪ 2506 01:43:04,613 --> 01:43:14,449 ♪ 2507 01:43:16,581 --> 01:43:18,148 There's still no service. 2508 01:43:25,938 --> 01:43:27,070 -We'll figure it out. 2509 01:43:29,028 --> 01:43:31,248 [Soft guitar music playing] 2510 01:43:31,379 --> 01:43:37,167 ♪ 2511 01:43:37,298 --> 01:43:38,342 -We'll figure it out. 2512 01:43:38,473 --> 01:43:46,655 ♪ 2513 01:43:46,785 --> 01:43:49,832 [Up-tempo music playing] 2514 01:43:49,962 --> 01:43:59,058 ♪ 2515 01:43:59,189 --> 01:44:08,154 ♪ 2516 01:44:08,285 --> 01:44:10,983 -You know what? I'm gonna throw in an extra case for you guys. 2517 01:44:11,114 --> 01:44:11,941 -Hey. -Thank you. 2518 01:44:12,071 --> 01:44:13,421 -Yeah, just because I feel 2519 01:44:13,551 --> 01:44:16,424 like we're connecting on a wine level. 2520 01:44:16,554 --> 01:44:18,904 You know, 'cause I see people's wine spirits. 2521 01:44:19,035 --> 01:44:20,732 -Which one am I? -Oh... 2522 01:44:20,863 --> 01:44:22,125 [Inhales sharply] 2523 01:44:25,084 --> 01:44:27,609 -[Chuckles] -The joy. 2524 01:44:27,739 --> 01:44:31,134 The joy, it kind of says to me, just, like, viognier. 2525 01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:32,744 -You know what I mean? -Yeah, Kerry's 2526 01:44:32,875 --> 01:44:34,398 kind of effervescent. -Thank you. 2527 01:44:34,529 --> 01:44:36,444 -Effervescent's kind of a strong word for viognier. 2528 01:44:36,574 --> 01:44:37,967 [Laughs] You know, okay? But that's -- 2529 01:44:38,097 --> 01:44:41,579 that's just really between us wine people. 2530 01:44:41,710 --> 01:44:44,582 -♪ For the first time, baby 2531 01:44:44,713 --> 01:44:46,671 ♪ I'm broke and I don't give a fuck ♪ 2532 01:44:46,802 --> 01:44:48,586 ♪ A-Alright 2533 01:44:48,717 --> 01:44:50,371 ♪ A-A-Alright 2534 01:44:50,501 --> 01:44:52,198 ♪ A-A-Alright 2535 01:44:52,329 --> 01:44:57,334 ♪ I'm alive for the first time, baby ♪ 2536 01:44:57,465 --> 01:45:00,206 ♪ For the first time, baby 2537 01:45:00,337 --> 01:45:02,339 ♪ I'm broke and I don't give a fuck ♪ 2538 01:45:02,470 --> 01:45:08,302 ♪ 2539 01:45:08,432 --> 01:45:10,129 ♪ I don't give a fuck 2540 01:45:10,260 --> 01:45:15,134 ♪ 2541 01:45:15,265 --> 01:45:17,615 ♪ I'm broke and I don't give a fuck ♪ 2542 01:45:17,746 --> 01:45:21,445 ♪ I feel like it's alright that ♪ 2543 01:45:21,576 --> 01:45:27,103 ♪ I feel like I'm alive for the first time, baby ♪ 2544 01:45:28,234 --> 01:45:30,715 ♪ For the first time, baby 2545 01:45:30,846 --> 01:45:32,587 ♪ I'm broke and I don't give a 170165

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