All language subtitles for That.70s.Show.S07E25.BDRip.x264-FGT

All right,
here's your motel.

You're gonna love Chicago.

You never lived near the ocean, but that's all
about to change thanks to good old Lake Michigan.

Yeah, I just wish
I knew someone here.

A friendly face, you know ?

Don't worry. You're
gonna be great.

oh, boy, I got a
long drive back.

You know, that door's kind of
tricky. You gotta actually open it.

All right, Jackie, do you want me to stay
and get a burger with you or something ?

Oh ! Michael, it's like
you're a mind reader.

Okay. Wait. Now keep going.
Guess what I want on my burger.

Lettuce, tomato and ketchup put
on by a waiter born in America.

Eric, you're gonna
love teaching in africa.

I hear the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.

Dad !

You get your shots yet ?

Wait. What shots ?

The vaccines to protect
you against exotic diseases.

I had to get 'em when
I was in the military.

You were in the
national guard.

What exotic diseases were
you afraid you'd catch...

scaredy-cat-eatin'-
pie in-a-jacuzzi fever ?

Hey, I'm proud
of my service.

Somebody had to stay home
and hose down those hippies.

You guys, I leave for
Africa in two days.

How come no one told
me about these shots ?

Oh, goodness gracious. Did I
forget to give you that letter ?

You know, when you get to be my age,
sometimes you forget about things.

And sometimes

you hide them in the rarely used Mexican
soup section of this gigantic cookbook.

Mom, I need these shots.

Africa is very strict
about these things,

and they're not
strict about anything.

I mean, the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.

Kitty,

you have no right to stand in
the way of someone's dreams.

And if you don't let
Eric go to Africa,

you'll crush my dream
of getting rid of him.

Fine.

Eric, I'll give
you the shots.

A mother should
support her son.

Just know... the needles
are big as sausages,

and if I miss the mark by even a
hair, your heart might explode.

But don't worry. It
only hurts till you die.

Donna, look, there's something really
important I need you to do for me.

Eric, I don't care if you're going
to africa. I'm not doing that.

Please don't let my mom plan
this fancy send-off for me, okay ?

I can just see her planning this
embarrassing farewell with, like,

music and banners and, like,

doves.

Oh, man, it's
good to be home.

Jackie was all depressed and crying 'cause
she didn't have any friends in chicago,

so I had to lighten the
mood with some skee-ball.

Um,

jackie hates skee-ball.

I didn't take jackie.

Well, that explains why she's called me
four times since she's been in chicago.

Three of those were to say
that she hates my outfit.

How does she know ?

Eric ?

Jackie's on the phone.
She wants to talk to you.

Jackie wants to
talk to forman ?

Yes. Now pick up, because she's
been blabbering for 20 minutes.

And I never noticed it when she was living
here, but she's not that interesting.

Hello ?

Hey, eric ? It's jackie.

Uh-huh.

Look, I just realized you're about to leave for africa,
and I won't get a chance to say good-bye in person.

That makes me sad.

I mean, you've always
been very special to me.

Okay, jackie, if there's
a gun to your head,

say the word cream cheese.

No, eric, I'm just gonna
miss you is all, okay ?

So just take care of
yourself in africa.

Okay. I will.

Wait, you want
to talk to who ?

You want to tell
him you love him ?

Well, I don't know. You guys didn't
really leave on the best of terms.

Okay.

Dad, telephone !

I don't know eric very well, but
he seems like a heck of a nice guy.

Eric ? Eric is good
people. Is good people, yes.

I'll never forget. It was
the hottest day of summer,

and hyde and kelso dug a hole
then covered it with leaves.

And they said, "hey, fez, "want
to see a pile of dead leaves ?"

So naturally, I ran over.

What happened ?

I fell in,

and I couldn't get out.

And the sun was
beating down.

So hot. So hot.

Finally, eric came over.

And you know what that
magnificent boy did ?

He poured soda all over me,

because that's
what friends do.

And then the ants came.

Hey, guys.

Oh, eric.

about you leaving, uh,

I just want you
to know that, uh...

oh, here comes
the waterworks !

- Hey, hyde, man.
- Hey, man.

Listen, I want some tunes, so
I need to find a record store.

Leo, you're in
a record store.

Whoa, that was fast, man !

So what are you doing here ?

I'm the boss, man,

which is ironic, 'cause I'm also
the least-motivated employee.

So if you have a whole record store, how
come you've been kind of mopey lately, man ?

I'm not mopey. I'm fine.

Well, where's that loud girl
you're always hangin' with ?

Jackie ? She's in chicago.

Loud girl's in chicago !

Hey, that's why
you're sad, man.

You love loud girl.

Maybe I do.

You know what ? The only
reason I'm admitting that

is because you have no short-term memory. You're
gonna forget this conversation when it's over.

Hey, that's not true, man.

Hey, guess what I found out.

What, leo ?

Loud girl's in chicago.

Oh, crap. It's almost time
for me to go get my shots.

Yeah, why do I have
to get shots anyway ?

So I get yellow fever.

I could use a little color.

You guys, this might be
our last circle together.

We're growing up. I mean, these two have
jobs, and eric is off to start his life, and

I'm doing more
shaving than ever.

Eric, I know you're scared of getting
your shots. So I'm gonna be a pal

and get 'em with you, 'cause I owe you for that
time that I chucked that dead raccoon at you,

and then it turned out to not be dead. And
then it bit you, and you kicked it back at me,

and then it bit me, and then we
both had to go and get rabies shots.

Remember on the
way to the hospital,

kelso saw that dog, and he jumped out
of the car' cause he wanted to go pet it,

but he forgot the car was
moving, and he broke his arm ?

That was the funniest, bloodiest,
most rabies-filled day ever.

Look at us.

Best friends offering
to help each other.

You know, we always have
to remember this moment.

What ?

Upstairs ! Now !

I am in huge

trouble.

I can't believe that is what you idiots have
been doing in my basement all these years !

I wish I had 2,000 feet

so I could put 500 of them
in each of your asses !

I'm shocked.

The basement door closes and out
come the lighters and the drugs.

And I am sure donna's down there
bouncing around without a bra.

It's like amsterdam
down there.

Did someone shove a
vacuum up your nose

and suck out your last
lonely brain cell ?

What is going
on in your head ?

I am so disappointed
in you boys.

And here I thought it was my dryer
that made our clothes smell funny.

who taught you
how to do this ?

Was it those damn beatles ?

"All you need is love."

All you need is a
job and a haircut !

And you...

wipe that stupid smirk off
your dopey, dope-fiend face !

Do you know what
drugs do to you ?

They shrink your brain until one day you wake
up, and you think you're superman and you can fly,

and then you wind up jumping
off the roof in your underpants.

Oh, this idiot doesn't
need drugs for that.

He does that every saturday.

Well, this is the worst thing
that you have ever done !

Eric, I am gonna make you...

I am going to...

well, I can't think of anything
worse than sending you to africa.

You're going to africa !

Hey, leo.

So

I decided that tomorrow after I say
good-bye to forman, I'm gonna go to chicago.

Hey, loud girl's in chicago.

You should look her up.

Good idea.

Anyway, what I was thinking is, while
I'm gone, you could run the record store.

It'd be fun, man, like the
old days at the fotohut.

You know, the film
place you used to own ?

Wait. Was it a little blue
house in the middle of a parking

with a drive-up window ?

Exactly.

I don't remember
that at all, man.

Okay,

michael, eric, pull your pants
down and lean over the table.

I'll go get those
gigantic needles.

I just hope somebody remembered
to bring them in out of the rain

so they're not all rusty.

Hey, donna, I'm gonna need you
to help me pull my pants off.

Fine. Turn around.

Wedgie !

Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you say off ?

I thought you
said up your butt.

I still liked it.

I can't believe you're
leaving tomorrow.

Yeah.

And it's kind of weird spending
our last moments together

bent over a table with
our naked butts in the air.

This is how I
always hoped it'd be.

You know,

I was gonna say that
I'll miss you, but

I'm not a nancy-boy.

And, kelso, there's something
I want to say to you...

son of a bitch !

Oh, that hurt like hell !

That was the alcohol swab.

Well, it was freezing.

Well, this is it.

Just have to make it past
mom's farewell ambush, and then

off to africa.

Actually, eric, I wanted
to talk to you first.

I don't know if
you know this, but

I've been looking forward to you
getting out of the house for a long time.

Yeah. I believe your
exact words were,

"it will be more
glorious than d-day."

Yeah. Well,

you're my son, and

I'm your father, so...

here.

That's your pocket
knife from korea.

You said if I ever touched that, I'd meet the
same fate as hundreds of other godless commies.

Well,

I want you to take
it to africa with you.

Really ?

Wow, dad, that means a lot.

And, son, I want
you to know that

I'm gonna miss you, and I
love you, and have a good trip.

Wait a second. What
did you just say ?

I said have a good trip.

No, before that.

You heard me.

Wow, this feels like one
of those moments when,

you know, normal
people would hug.

Thank you, dad.

So really, any
last-minute advice ?

Uh, yeah.

You lose that knife,
don't come home.

surprise.

It's just you ?

Donna, this is the
best surprise ever.

So vista cruiser, huh ?

This is where we
had our first kiss.

I know. I remember.

Wow.

Well, it's gotta last
a really long time.

This is weird.

I mean, me leaving.

It's like it's real.

Yeah, but you're gonna be back before you know it, and
then we're gonna have our whole lives to spend together.

Listen to me, donna.

I love you so much.

You know, you're
my best friend.

And I...

I love you.

And thank you for not letting my
mom plan this, like, going-away

surprise thing.

I love you, too, eric.

And I'm sorry.

For what ?

For this... okay, guys !

Oh...

- Surprise !
- Surprise !

Mom !

Oh, you know, who am I
kidding ? I wanted this.

Oh, eric !

Okay, charlie,

I'm gonna put you in charge of
this. If you ever wantto cheer fez up,

here's a little trick.

I got you ! Who got you ?

- You do, eric.
- Okay.

Here you go, forman.

A little going-away gift.

Oh, thanks, man.

Hyde, this bag is empty.

Yeah. I heard about the stuff
they have over in africa.

Fill that bad boy up,
send it back to me.

Honey,

I'm sorry if I
smothered you.

That's just what
a mother does.

But I've accepted that
you're leaving, and

I'm ready
to let you go.

Oh, mom.

Mom, you... I'm

really only allowed
one carry-on, so...

dad ?

Come on, kitty. Come on.

Eric, I'm not real good with words, so I thought
I'd say good-bye the only way I know how.

Hit it, boys.

so long, point place !

oh, for pete's sake.

Come on.

so long, point place !

come in.

Hey.

Steven ! What, um,

what are you doing here ?

Uh, nothing. Had some free time,
thought I'd check out chicago.

How's it goin' ?

Um, good.

Hey, do you want to go take a
walk, maybe get something to eat ?

Jackie, I checked. No one can see
us doing it from the parking lot !

You're dead.

I'm nude !