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Okay, the game is
"password."
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The box says,
"using one-word clues,
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"get your partner to say the secret word
without using the word yourself."
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- Okay, what if...
- donna, please,
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I already read the box.
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- But, fez...
- I said box !
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Okay, here are your secret
words. And good luck.
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Okay, eric,
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staircase...
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jedi.
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I'm sorry,
that's wrong.
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Hyde ?
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um...
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fat.
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Staircase,
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fat...
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- escalator !
- Yes !
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That is correct !
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- What ?
- What the hell ?
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Jackie, see me later
for your prize.
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Oh, we are
so better than you.
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Eric,
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how did you get "jedi"
from "staircase" ?
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Uh, donna,
the path to becoming a jedi
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has many steps.
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You guys, I just took my baby girl to the
playground, and she's just like her daddy.
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She's way cuter than
all the other babies
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and she eats bugs.
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Wow, michael, you've spent every
weekend this month with betsy.
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The only other thing you've done
this consistently was cheat on me.
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That's not true.
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He also glues himself to stuff
with amazing regularity.
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Whatever.
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Look, brooke is totally starting to
trust me now with betsy.
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And she's letting me
pick out betsy's godparents.
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And she only has one rule...
it can't be fez.
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Well,
that is a smart rule.
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Godparents ? Like we need
any more responsibilities.
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I know, such a burden.
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Okay,
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so I've been thinking about this
a lot, all right ? And it's a big deal. So,
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eric, donna...
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uh-oh...
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please scooch over so I can ask hyde
and jackie if they'll be betsy's godparents.
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- What the hell ?
- Hyde and jackie ?
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We win ! I was voted
most popular,
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best legs and
now godmother ?
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What can't I do ?
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And the password is...
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a burn.
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Oh, my god,
this place is a mess !
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Well, it's obvious.
You've had a break-in.
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And that pizza box
is a clue.
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Yep, they're italian.
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Someone
broke into my store.
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What if
they stole something ?
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Oh, no.
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It's okay.
My stash is safe.
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Not entirely.
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I got into it
a little bit yesterday.
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You guys,
what are we gonna do ?
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What are we gonna do ?
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We don't have to do nothing.
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Nothing big was taken.
Probably some kids having fun.
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Fun ?
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Yeah, you know, fun...
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that thing
you've never had.
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I have plenty of fun,
okay ?
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Michael,
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I'm fun, right ?
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You're good-lookin'.
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Well, I think you would
make a great godparent, eric.
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You were so sweet
with your pet fish.
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Remember ? You'd feed
it potato chips and say,
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"look, everybody,
fish and chips."
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All I remember is flushing
it down the toilet when he killed it.
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Who takes a fish
out of the tank ?
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I just needed
to hug something.
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Why do think kelso
didn't choose us ?
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Well, picking godparents
can be very nerve-racking.
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When laurie was born, we agonized
over that decision for weeks.
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And we chose well. Mike and
cookie were good people.
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Wait, so
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who are
my godparents ?
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Well, they're the...
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the hoffenschloffers.
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I'm sorry, the who ?
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The higgengloopers.
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Okay, I think you just said
the hoffenschnoppers,
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and then you said
the hingengloobers,
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and I'm not sure, but I don't think we know
any hoffenschnoppers or hingengloobers.
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Come on, what's supposed to
happen to me if you guys die ?
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Maybe you'll finally
move out and get a job.
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Ugh.
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You know, the responsibilities
of being a godmother never ends.
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You know, I spent all day
buying matching outfits.
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You know, life is so much more fulfilling
now that I'm shopping for two.
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Okay, being a godmother
isn't all about buying stuff.
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Oh, yeah ?
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What's it about then ?
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Oh, you don't know either.
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You guys,
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great news.
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Brooke is gonna let me have
betsy on the weekends.
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Oh, my god.
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If betsy's coming
here on weekends,
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we're gonna need matching
godmother/goddaughter badminton skirts.
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Now you're just trying
to make me mad.
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Okay, you know what ? We don't have to
stand here and take this. Let's go.
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Yeah. Where are we going ?
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Um, I don't know, but we are just going
to stand outside until they leave !
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Well, I am proud of you, michael,
getting so involved in your baby's life.
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A child needs
a strong, loving father.
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Well, I am glad
you feel that way.
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So you won't mind when betsy visits
if we stay up in laurie's room ?
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No.
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No babies.
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We get enough crying
around here with eric.
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Come on. Laurie's not using it.
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It's a great room
with a very comfortable bed.
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How the hell
would you know that ?
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Uh, laurie always
has such...
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good posture.
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That indicates
a quality mattress.
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What's wrong
with your house, honey ?
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It's not safe.
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If my brothers don't step on her,
one of the dogs probably will.
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You have dogs ?
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We don't know
whose they are.
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Hey, you're here early.
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Not early enough.
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We were broken into again.
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Well, at least these kids
leave more than they take.
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We're not being robbed, man.
We're being cluttered.
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I'm calling the cops.
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No, don't call the cops.
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Why not ?
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Cause then they show up
and they act all cop-py.
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You know what I think ?
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I think you're the one
coming in here at night.
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Why would I come here
when I have a house ?
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Well, a basement.
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Why don't you tell me about the
$10 missing from the register ?
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Are you accusing
me of stealing ?
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Well, you don't want me to call the cops,
and of all the people I know...
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and I know 28 people...
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you are by far
the most likely to burgle.
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Yeah, you know, I don't actually
have to take this from you, angie.
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I thought you didn't
call the cops.
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I didn'T.
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Guys,
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I don't know how
to turn off the siren !
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Hey, fez, let me
ask you a question.
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If you were choosing
godparents,
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wouldn't you choose
donna and me ?
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Well, in my country,
we don't have godparents.
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If something happens
to your parents, tough crap.
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You're a bum.
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You americans
and your safety nets.
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Eric, are your
folks around ?
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Why ?
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Do you wanna bestow some honor
on them that we should rightly have ?
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No. I'm trying to sneak
this crib up into laurie's room,
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and I figure if I get it up there, there's no way
they can get it down 'cause they're too old.
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Kelso, I just can't believe
you picked hyde over me.
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I mean, what exactly was your
criteria in choosing a godparent ? I mean,
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was it the ability
to shoplift a keg ?
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My reasons are complicated.
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Complicated or stupid ?
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There are elements of both.
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Down.
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But...
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Down.
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Well, we were broken into again last night,
but you already know that since it was you.
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Yeah, you busted me, angie,
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sneaking into my own store so I can
eat pizza and listen to Neil Sedaka.
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After the second break-in, I had michael
install a hidden surveillance camera.
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It's the same one he tried
to use in my shower.
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You spied on me ?
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Yep,
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and I thought we could watch
the tape for the first time together.
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Hey, I'm watching
"perry mason."
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Oh, guess what.
Perry mason wins.
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It's not if he wins, it's how.
That's the magic, damn it.
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oh, look, there's michael.
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Even when he's not here,
I have to see his ass.
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I've seen it almost as many times
as I've seen his face.
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Oh, look, someone's coming in.
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- Fez ?
- Fez ?
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Hey, red. Am I late for "perry mason" ?
Ooh, who's that handsome...
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uh-oh.
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Fez, what are you
doing there ?
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It was a secret.
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I- I thought I was alone.
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Okay, I know fez pretty well,
and if he thought he was alone,
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we need to stop
this tape right now.
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fez, man, why were you
staying at the record store ?
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Well, last week my
bible-thumping host parents...
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found out that I already graduated, so they
kicked me out and took all my money as back rent.
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And then they
gave me a bible.
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Well, I wish you had been reading that instead
of the porno magazines I found in my office.
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You know, angie,
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some things you could
keep to yourself.
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I don't understand why you didn't just
ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
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It's my damn latin pride.
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So you're latin.
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No, just my pride is.
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And I also have
a swiss sense of frugality.
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Steven, how could you not
know your friend was a hobo ?
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Well, now that
I think about it,
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some things do make
more sense.
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Man, where the
hell are my keys ?
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Oh, here they are.
I just borrowed them.
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But I didn't
make a copy.
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Why would you
make a copy ?
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Why would I borrow them ?
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To make a copy.
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Why would I make a copy ?
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Okay.
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Did you just take
a shower here ?
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No.
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Why are you
wearing a towel ?
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Because otherwise
I'd be naked.
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Oh,
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there they are.
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Hey, I was just happy he was
wearing underwear again, all right ?
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I can't believe
kelso didn't choose us.
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What could be
wrong with us ?
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Well,
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there's nothing wrong with you.
I love you just the way you are.
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- Yeah, and I love you just the way you...
- although, well...
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it might be that
you don't have a job.
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Oh.
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here it comes. Oh, you've just been
dying to get this off your chest, huh ?
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I don't have a job.
I play with toys.
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Maybe you'd like to talk about how
I didn't show up for the wedding, too ?
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Oh, well, I don't need to talk about that because I
relive it every morning when I wake up alone !
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Oh, really ? Well, you used
to be a redhead !
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You dyed your hair. God, it's like
everything about you now is so fake !
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Whoa !
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You said you
loved my hair.
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I had to say that, donna, to
keep you happy. You trap people.
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You're a trapper. Nobody wants a
trapper for a godmother.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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What are we doing ?
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You know what ?
You're right. Let's back up.
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Why do we wanna
be godparents so bad ?
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00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,280
Well...
249
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,560
I want it for the joy of nurturing
the spiritual growth of a child.
250
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,800
I want it
for the prestige.
251
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,240
Yeah, me too.
I was just saying that.
252
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,560
Hello !
253
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,280
Why does everybody
look so serious ?
254
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,960
did the good
year blimp crash ?
255
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,200
Why ?
256
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,160
No reason.
257
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,600
Some people shoot
bottle rockets at it.
258
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,400
Fez has been living in the record store
because his host parents threw him out.
259
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,440
What kind of parents
would kick a child out ?
260
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,880
And will they teach
me how they did it ?
261
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,120
You wanna be mean,
you don't get a sandwich.
262
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,680
I think what they did
to you is just awful.
263
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,200
He broke
into my store.
264
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,720
Which you accused me
of doing.
265
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,440
Accusing your own brother.
You don't get a sandwich either.
266
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,280
Anyway, fez, maybe you
can stay in laurie's room.
267
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,040
No.
268
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,160
I would rather fill that
room with cement.
269
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,280
Yeah, respect
a man's wishes.
270
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,360
Besides, that room's
for me and betsy.
271
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,600
I don't get a sandwich.
272
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,400
Okay, I have an idea.
273
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,640
You and fez both need
a place to live, right ?
274
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,640
Yeah.
275
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,160
And living alone can
get kind of lonely, can't it ?
276
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,520
Sometimes I cry
myself to sleep.
277
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,600
You see where
I'm going with this ?
278
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,520
I do.
279
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,040
We each get our own apartment and
we call each other on the phone a lot.
280
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,520
Or we could
be roommates !
281
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,160
Roommates ?
282
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,600
That is an awesome idea !
283
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,760
What were you thinking
of, mrs. Forman ?
284
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,360
That...
285
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,800
you two
should be roommates.
286
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,800
- Oh, thanks, but we already thought of that.
- Yeah.
287
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,000
All right,
288
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,800
why did you
choose them over us ?
289
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,720
Is it 'cause
I don't have a job ?
290
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,480
Is it because
I dyed my hair ?
291
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,440
Look, I don't have a job because
hyde turned me into a burnout.
292
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,120
And I dyed my hair because
jackie destroyed my self-esteem.
293
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,920
Also, I rock as a blonde.
294
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,280
Are you beginning to see the influence
that they have on people ?
295
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,680
I'm telling you, if
you stick with them,
296
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,800
your daughter's just gonna be a burnout,
low self-esteem lump with no job.
297
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,240
All right, you're just trying
to make us look bad.
298
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,280
Yeah, they're doing
a decent job of it.
299
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,280
Kelso, why did
you pick us ?
300
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,400
Great. Now I feel awkward.
301
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,600
Look, I picked them because I think
they're gonna last longer than you.
302
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,360
What ?
303
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,760
They just broke up
and got back together.
304
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,280
Well, at least they're
doing somethin'.
305
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,560
What are you guys doin' ?
306
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,640
You don't know.
Nobody knows !
307
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,680
They're just a
safer bet right now.
308
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,120
Oh, my god.
309
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,440
This is better than when
he made us godparents.
310
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,440
We win everything !
311
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:05,960
Wow.
312
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,040
Well...
313
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,640
I don't really have
a speech prepared, but...
314
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,320
I just wanna thank
you guys for sucking.
315
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,440
Look, you guys,
316
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,880
if I knock somebody else up,
you're totally on the list.
317
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,720
I can't believe he doesn't
think we're gonna last. It's...
318
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,360
you don't think
he's right, do you ?
319
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,400
Well, I don't know. We have
kind of been drifting this last year.
320
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,080
No,
321
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,880
no, not drifting.
You know,
322
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960
exploring.
323
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,680
Exploring is drifting, eric.
324
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,080
Oh, you know what ? This is all your fault.
You're always saying that
325
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,200
something is something else.
326
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,320
God, it's like you're a
big, blonde thesaurus.
327
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,600
Well, excuse me
for knowing words, eric.
328
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,080
Okay, you know what ? This fight keeps going
nowhere, and you wanna know why ?
329
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,520
We are actually freaking out
over something that kelso said.
330
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:09,080
Kelso, the guy who doesn't understand
how hot dogs survive in the wild without eyes.
331
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,680
Okay, so you're not...
you're not worried, then ?
332
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,320
No.
333
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,840
I don't know. Maybe a little bit,
but I'll tell you what.
334
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,520
I'm gonna find a job.
335
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640
Great, and I'm gonna
dye my hair back.
336
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,400
No, oh, no, no.
The blonde stays.
337
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,040
I'm still using it.
338
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,240
All right, man, you
accused me of stealing,
339
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,760
so I've thought up a very
clever way of getting you back.
340
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,840
Today you wear
the rainbow afro.
341
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,720
Actually, you know what ?
342
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,840
I don't think so.
343
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,120
Watch this.
344
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,160
luck be a lady tonight
345
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,280
luck be a lady tonight
346
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,800
luck if you've ever
been a lady to begin...
347
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,760
I don't care about that.
348
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,560
Everybody knows
I sing sinatra all the time.
349
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,520
Whoa, shoplifter !
350
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,760
Amateur.
351
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,340
here's two bedrooms
with one and a half baths.
352
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,300
A half bath ?
353
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,340
How does the
water stay in ?
354
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,900
Here's one
with a dishwasher.
355
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:43,220
Ah, I don't want another
foreigner living with us.
356
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,820
We don't need a
dishwasher anyway.
357
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,780
Who's gonna do
the dishes ?
358
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,660
We'll just order in.
359
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:53,900
You never wanna
take me anywhere.
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