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[phone rings]

[ring]

[ring]

[ring]

[answering machine]
Ha, Hi.
Uh, I...I hate myself.

Leave a message.

[beep]

[Man]
Darren, you dumb
son of a bitch,

stop wallowing in self-pity
and wake up.

Christ. All right, look,

I'm on my way to Philly
for the weekend.

Lindsay's being a bitch
about something.

Somebody told her
I banged her older sister,

which I did, but it was
while we broke up for that
week in September.

I don't know why she's
so pissed about it.

I've got to head down there
before she goes ballistic.

But, uh,
back to my point. I--

[beep]

[ring]

[ring]

[answering machine]
Ha. Hi.

I, uh...I hate myself.

Leave a message.

[beep]

Darren, you dip-shit,

I know you're still
sleeping, so wake up.

I found a way for your
ass to stay in school.

[sigh]

Okay, man, look,
I felt kind of bad

about the whole thing

with the alcohol violation
in your scholarship.

You're the one
that threw the party,
asshole.

I'm the one
who threw the party,
and I'm the asshole.

I know. So I guess
you could say

this is my way
of making it up to you.

Okay?

Now look on my desk.

There are 50 pills
of Ecstasy

and one of my pagers.

Now,
you have to remember,

there's no voice mail
on that one,

so the numbers
are gonna come
straight through.

Okay?

Look, exams are over,
my man,

and you know some--

What the fuck are you
talking about, Coleman?

I can't do this!
Sure you can.

I'm not like you. I'm not
a fucking drug dealer.

What are you thinking?
Are you crazy?

Darren, you'll do fine.

But, uh...no! There's--

No. No buts.

I am gonna fucking
get arrested!

Look, man,
it's only one day,

and no one's
gonna notice you.

I have to turn in a paper
on Dante's Infern today.

Look, man, I got to go.

You're breaking up here
really bad.

Listen, hang in there,
buddy. Bye.

Don't you fucking
hang up. Coleman!

I can't do this.
I'm not gonna do this.

Fuck!

[sigh]

Holy shit.

I hate you, Coleman!

* Love song, no end

* So the guilt
is the bi-i-itch *

* Yes, it does end

* Getting hard
to just make ends *

* Oh, I see it workin'

* You and me,
we're hurtin' *

* All the time,
we'll whisper *

* Just a sing song,
sing song sung *

* General bleedin'

* It's this bust
you're feelin' *

* So you're screamin'

* All the words
you're feelin' *

* Can't you see it
workin'? *

* You and me
we're hurtin' *

* All the time
we'll whisper *

* Just the sing song
sing song sung *

* General bleedin'

* It's this bust
you're feelin' *

* So you're screamin'

* What you've been feelin'

* Can't you see it
workin'? *

* You and me,
we've been hurtin' *

* All the time,
we'll whisper *

* Just a sing song
sing song sung *

* Just a sing song
sing song sung *

* Just a sing song
sing song sung *

* Just a sing song
sing song sung *

* Just a sing song
sing song sung *

My first year at college.
It's about damn time.

That's what you're
supposed to say, right?

Within 10 minutes,
I met my roommate Coleman.

From the first time
I saw him,

I knew I'd never
met anybody like him.

Yo, yo. Green Day.

What the fuck?
Does this look
like my bathroom?

What are you
gonna do next,
shit on my bed?

Yo, man, sorry.

Yeah. Don't be sorry.

Just fix it.
It's simple.

Hey, what's up, man?
I'm Coleman.

I didn't know if I wanted
to know anybody like him.

Made me wonder why his
parents sent movers

instead of coming
by themselves.

Now, mine--mine wanted to.

Just they really couldn't
take the time off of work.

[wailing]

Waah!

Do well, son.

[Coleman]
First time away from home?

Yeah. I went to camp,
though, once.

You ever had
international phone sex?

What?

Man, hold that thought.

Uh, do you smoke?

Hell, yeah. I'm from
North Carolina. Come on.

I grew up on these things.

Hmm.

That's okay. Enjoy.

You can't imagine
how rad it is

to get off
while talking

to some chick
on another continent

who's getting off,

and sometimes
in a language

that you don't
even speak.

Kicks ass.

I was impressed.

It was either that moment
or somewhere near it

that Coleman became
my new personal hero.

It's like this:

if you act
like the fuckin' man,

and you think you're
the fuckin' man,

then nothing
is gonna make

that other schmuck
looking up to you

think that you're
not the fuckin' man.

Everything in life
involves a little
creativity.

It literally took Coleman
about five minutes--

No, no, no, no.
Four minutes,
15 seconds, please.

Four minutes, 15 seconds,
to realize

that we had to have
a moving-in party.

The best way to have
a good party is--

To fucking advertise.

New York! I'm here, bitches!

[echo]
Bitches!

Apparently,
summer internships

at his father's
multimillion-dollar
PR firm

really paid off.

Yeah, you know
that's what I'm packin'.

Dude.

What?

Dude, they pretend
they don't like it.

They fuckin' love it.

You know,
I--I--I doubt it.

Why do you think
they come here?

Same reason you did.

To learn?

* The ridiculous one

* San Francisco
guzzle and customer *

* Nicknamed trouble girl

* Tossed
our bubbles are bust *

* Welcome back to the cave

* Where the cavemen bathe

* And the college girls
go wild *

* Nipples
look like erasers *

[knocking]

Yeah. Welcome.

Okay, everybody, let's go!
Party's over. Come on.

Make sure you take cabs.

I know.
It's stupid, really stupid.

This is what I realized

that Coleman should be
no one's personal hero.

See, what we
failed to realize

was that if we write
about the party

on every wipe board
in the dorm,

the R.A.s are gonna
see it, too.

"Darren Giles."
Welcome to college.

We're gonna have to
write you guys up.

No, you don't
have to, um...

Check, check,
three checks.

It's
a lot of checks.

You guys are like
a couple of Germans.

I don't even know
what that means.

You see, what happened
is, uh...

we invited this guy
that lives on our hall

to come over
and just hang out,

and it just got outrageous.
I don't know what happened.

Could this have had
anything to do with it?

"You're not in Kansas
anymore, Dorothy,

"so get your ass
down to Room 315 tonight

and meet the real Tin Man?"

Well,
he--he looks happy.

Ahem.

And how about this?

That, uh, that
belongs to Coleman.

I made that thing
with some friends
in high school.

It's just for show.

I drink
out of glasses.

I would never
use that.

You and your roommate
are going on probation.

On probation?

Probation.

W-What do you want
to do next?

You want
to put a collar
around my nut sack?

[beep]

[Secretary]
Yes, sir?

Felicia,

bring a collar
for his nut sack.

And you're going
on probation today.

You're going on probation

as of two minutes
after you leave here,

and if you try it,
if you have a little
tiny drink,

you are going to lose
that scholarship,

you are going to lose
your financial aid,

and I will personally
make sure

that you never go
to another university

for the rest of your life.

From the second day
of my college existence,

I already had
one strike against me.

So...now all we had to do
was be good.

And we were good...

good at not getting
caught again.

* When will you

* Put a smile on my face

* And lift
all this undecidedness? *

* And when will you

* Go turn it around?

* Can I shoot
while you go to ground? *

* Can I shoot
while you go to ground? *

* Cambodia

* What got you?

* Cambodia

* What got you?

* Didn't I knock
before I came in? *

[Darren]
Believe it or not,

I was actually
looking forward

to Thanksgiving break
with my parents.

Clean sheets,
toilet paper,

a refrigerator
with food in it.

Lorraine, you have
outdone yourself
with that stuffing.

Thank you very much.
Fantastic.

Son, uh, your mother and I
have something

we'd like to tell you.

Yeah.
No need to be alarmed.

Um...um...

You know, honey.

Gee, what's the best
way to put this?

I guess we're going
through a few, uh, changes.

Yeah, we're, uh--

You're not pregnant,
are you?

God!
No!

No, no.

I should be so lucky.

What the hell
does that mean?

Um. Well, Harold,
it's been four months,

and if it weren't
for Mr. Red upstairs,

I'd probably
have lost my mind.

Damn, Mom!
That's disgusting!
We're eating.

Don't say damn
to your mother.

You don't have to bring up
our intimate times.

Well, honey,
A little companionship
in that department

would be very nice.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

I--I--I--I'm allergic
to the Viagra.

What?

Yeah,
it--it makes me sweat

and gives me wet shits.

Oh, I am sorry.

Honey, that was
a little kielbasa.

You sit down.
It's not the kielbasa.

We had to send that carpet
to the cleaners.

It cost a fortune.

Sit. Talk.

Son, I have something
very important

I want to tell you.

Fine.

Son, your father's
been laid off.

They're replacing me
with a damn laptop computer:

Windows 98
or some foul thing.

I'm sorry, Dad.
That's--That's
really screwed up.

It's fucked up
is what it is.

Let's, you know,
call a spade a spade.

[phone rings]

I--I have to
get that.

[ring]

What is with you
bringing up our sex life
in front of him?

[ring]

Hello.

[Young woman]
Mr. Darren.

How did I know
that it would be you?

Gracie was at the party
we threw that first night.

For some reason,
she was talking to me.

Jesus Christ!

Oh, my God.

That wasn't longer
than the wipe board.

Oh, I don't know.
I didn't see.

I didn't mean to.

All right.

Here's to...

new beginnings
and all that shit.

Uh...

I need a refill, though.

Well, maybe next time.

Definitely.

* She sends a letter
every week *

* It reads she loves me

* But my poor brain

* Says trouble
with a capital "T" *

That Gracie chick
is hot, man.

You should tap it.

Dude, she just broke up
with her boyfriend,

like, two days ago.

I don't really think
she was ready

to jump into
another relationship.

Who's talking
about a relationship?

I'm saying she's got
the hot ass is all.

All right.
I'm going to bed.

Mr. Darren.

How did I know
it would be you?

Having fun
in the Bible Belt?

Does hearing about
your parents' sex life

constitute as fun?

Mm, I would think no.

I agree.

Uh, do you, like,
when I get back,

do you want
to go have dinner
or something?

Invitation accepted.

Yeah,
'cause we, you know,

we could bring,
like, friends
and stuff like that.

We could
go in a group.

Okay. Sure.

Well, I'd better get going.

Michelle's
interpretive dance show

is about to start.
Uh, okay.

Good night, Darren.

Uh...bye. See you.

Gracie, Gracie, Gracie.

Gracie?

Uh, I was just curious.

Shit.

* Maybe I've been
too lonely for too long *

* Careful, I have been
craving someone like you *

Bumping uglies is not
appropriate dinner
conversation.

Honey, he's very upset.

Why don't you have
a talk with him?

You have the rapport
with him.

Why don't you establish
a rapport with him

and have a relationship with
somebody in this family?
Go on.

* The way you do,
you drive me insane *

Fine. I'll talk to him.

It's a woman's job
to talk to her son.

* You can come with me

* Come with me,
Oh, oh yeah *

* Come with me

[knocking]

Honey?

[water running]

Darren?

Sweetie?

You know, Dad and I
didn't mean to scare you.

* Let me take you

Honey?

[water running]

Sweetie, we just, uh...

I'd really rather talk
to you face-to-face.

Can I come in?

Yeah.

Okay.

Mom! God!

Aah!

Oh, my God!

You're gay!

Mom, the door!

Oh.

It has nothing to do
with your sex life.

I just have to get home
to protect my room.

Son, be honest with me.

Do you have a boyfriend

you're going back
to New York to see?

It's okay.

I am not gay!
What's wrong with you?

Shh! Keep it down.

Put the window down.
Put it down.

Now, honey--
Come on, come on.

don't leave
like this.

I looked it up
on the internet.

It's okay to be gay.
It's almost natural.

Why don't you stay
a couple more days?

We can work this out, son.

I'll go to a gay bar
with you.

If you have
a special friend,

you can
bring him home.

We'll hang a gay flag
on the house.

Honey, we understand
these things!

Yeah, we do.

We saw Philadelphia.
We loved it!

All I wanted to do

was get home,
have a few beers,

and party with my friends.

But they weren't there.

Coleman
wasn't even there.

Then I saw why.

Apparently, Coleman
had thrown a party

while I was away,

and guess what:
it got busted.

Now, you would think that,
because I wasn't there,

I wouldn't be in trouble,
right?

No. A bottle of vodka
in my refrigerator

made it my responsibility
and my problem.

I was fucked!

My scholarship was gone,

and without that money,

I couldn't even register
for classes next semester.

* Waiting

* Aching

* If I'm feeling alone

* in the dark of the night

* I know you're not
really gone *

* It's just a
trick of the light *

So here I am,
a thousand dollars short,

24 hours to pay it,

50 pills of Ecstasy,

and I'm actually
contemplating doing this.

* Can't bear to write

Hi.
Hey.

Good morning to you,
too.

It's D-Day.

I know.

Sorry.

God, you really
cleaned this place out.

Yeah, I'm just
scraping out the bottom
of the barrel now.

There's nothing left.

But, um...you know...

I could ask my parents.

It's just that
they don't have it,

and my grandparents,

I already tapped
them out, so...

Hey, what's up, Dar?

Uh, you still want
to do that deal, dude?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Deal?
Cool.

10 bucks,
right, dude?

Yeah, you got it, man.

Thanks.

I fuckin' love
David Duchovny.

Mmm!

What?

Nothing.
I just thought--

[door closes]

What?

Nothing. Don't
worry about it.

I just thought
Coleman might be
rubbing off on you

a little bit
too much for
your own good.

Oh, no. That's funny.

God, I can't imagine
this place without you.

Is that weird?

Well, let's not go
getting all sentimental.

I have to run an errand
with Michelle,

but I'll see you
for the Christmas
fundraiser.

Hell, yeah, definitely.
I will be there.

Okay. I'll be there
until 9,

but dress warm, 'cause
it's gonna be cold out.

You're not
gonna believe this,

but I just
sold my jacket.

Um...okay.

Uh, I'll bring blankets.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, don't worry
about this stuff.

Okay?

We'll figure
something out.

'Cause you're good
at this sort of thing.

Yeah.

[knock on door]

Uh, hi. Hi, sir.

Good morning,
Darren.

Something
I can help you with?

I got a call
from the finance
department.

I think you know
what they had to say.

I know.

I mean, uh, what am I
supposed to do?

I mean, can't you help?

I wasn't here when they got
written up. You know that.

My hands are tied.
It's policy.

And if I could do
something, I--

You're a good kid.
I wish I could help.

I'm sorry.

Uh, so there's--there's
nothing you can do.

Look, I'll hold off
on filing the move order
until Monday,

but if you don't get
this straightened out
with them by then,

security will enforce
your removal
from the building,

you understand me?

Yeah. Yeah, thank you.

Wish there was more
I could do.

Yeah. Me, too.

* Just like a summer's day

* I've got nothing
bad to say *

* I've held you
on the line *

* Don't know if I
can make you mine *

[pager beeps]

* Tried it all on you

* Cause you're
like a waterfall *

* There's no stopping
you at all *

* I've felt your charms,
I taste your-- *

[beep beep beep]

* Oh, you've got to stand

Hey. Did somebody
just page me?

[Man]
I heard you, uh,

got some real kickin'
shit.

How much is a double?

Uh, 20. 20. I mean, uh--

Oh, 20.

I think--

Sounds cool, sounds cool.

Let me talk to my boys
real quick.

Okay, but you know what?

Maybe you should
just call back later.

[synthesized voice]
* I am the champion

* Champion

* I am the champion

It's a university
number, yo.

Yeah, man.
What did you say
his name was?

Coleman, man,
like the cooler.

Oh, why are you so
pissed at this guy, Ed?

I can't tell you, man.

Man, but you expect us
to go over there

and bust up
this college prick?

You can't tell us why?

It's embarrassing, Pete.

Man,
we can't justify

crippling some dude
on a whim.

Little Steve's just
not that kind of guy.
Yeah.

All right. Okay.
I was at Vinyl, right?

And I see some super-sharp
Hugo-dressing-looking
motherfucker, right?

But he sells
cocaine, okay?

So, you know,
I buy some, whatever.

I go--you know,
I go to the bathroom.

I start some shit up.

Next thing I know,
I shit in my pants

in the middle
of my Hammer dance!

We heard about that!
That was you?

Now you know why I got
to get this motherfucker.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Put that thing down!

Come on, man!

Put the gun down!
No.

What'choo gonna
do with that?

I'm gonna bust
the motherfuck's ass!

You ain't never
shot a gun before!

Yeah, I have, dude. I fuckin'
know how to use this shit!

I read the instruction,
motherfucker!

* Well, I'm happy
when it's happening *

* And you,
you happen to be here *

* I'm never
gonna get enough *

* But our lives
are complicated *

* There's
not much more to say *

I am technically
a virgin.

Oh.
Yeah.

Whatever.

Don't let her give you
the wrong impression.

Unless you think it might
be the right impression.

All right then.

So let's get right
down to business.

Yeah. Great. Uh...

These are 20 apiece,

And, uh, how many
do you need?

We need four.

80 bucks?

Would you excuse us
for just one second?

Just one second.

[whispering]

Well, we do have
an hour or so to kill.

How about a proposition?

Okay.

Maybe there could
be some other way

of paying
for these pills.

I don't know exactly--
Ha ha!

We could have
a real good time,

if you know
what I mean.

I'm gonna fuck you
with my strap-on.

W--ha ha! Oh.

I am not really
in the position to be--

Ooh, I like
your choice of words.

Position.

So...
what do you say?

Hmm?

No. No, I can't.
I'm sorry.

20 apiece. I'm sorry.

Fine.

Thanks.
Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay. See you later.

[Eduardo]
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.

Ooh, Coleman,
you little fuckin' slut.

Graves Hall.

They don't
give you the fuckin'
room number, though.

I don't know why
you waste your time

with this little bitch.

It's the principle
of the matter, bro.

What are you
talking about?

Tell him. Tell him!

Tell him.

Principle of the matter.

Don't be using my shit
to prove your point.

Something I came up with
a few years back.

You know, it's like a--
like a philosophy.

You know, it kind of, uh...

it's kind of like a force.

A force!

But the principle
of the matter here is,

I don't feel like chasing
some little college
beeyatch around all day.

You know what?
I'm with him.

No, no.
You know what?
You know what?

It's 'cause you
don't understand.

You guys don't
understand.

That's why.

I--I understand fine.

I think Little Steve
understands fine, too.

Yeah.

You couldn't
handle your junk.

You shit in your pants
doing the Hammer dance.

I mean, good God,

who wouldn't blame
somebody else?

I've done the Hammer dance
so many times

and I never shit
in my pants.

It was the coke,
dude.

He was dealing
some bunk shit.

Oh, my God.
Okay?

You don't do that
to other people.

People don't do that
to other people!

"You don't do that
to other people."

What's it,
bad for business?

It's drug dealing,
you asshole!

Not the most ethical
business in the world.

God, what's he
talking about?

Fuck youse!

Fuck, yeah, Jesus.

All we gotta do
is get in the dorm.

I used to date this chick.
She went to school there.

They got, like,
this code of arms shit

where they don't
lock the doors.

Man,
it's honor code.

Yeah, the fucking
honor code!

He says--
You ever
go to college?

Yeah, I went to college.
I went to junior college.

You used to pick me up
every day, remember?

Junior college
for Junior Sanchez!

Ha ha ha!

That's funny, yeah, yeah.

That's funny. That's funny.
Fuck you, man.

Oh, I love you,
Coleman.

Ohh...

I know.

You know what?

Hmm...

I know you love me,

and I really
like you for that.

So say it, then.

I really like you...

a lot.

Oh, my God.

[phone rings]

You know what?

Oh, shit. Uh,
should I get this?

No. I think
you should get out

is more like it.

Don't be irrational.
I drove all the way
down here.

And you won't even
say "I love you."

That's a word I like to save
for very special situations.

I am your girlfriend!

Okay.

Since the ninth grade!

Yeah, I see where
you're going here.

I don't even know why I
put up with this anymore.

Honey, this might
be important.

You know what? I think
you should just get out.

I don't even want
to look at you.

All right. Here
we go again. Okay.

You slept
with my sister.

Yeah, and I thought
we were past that.

Out!

Wait.

Mm-hmm?

You know,

it's not like I slept
with some random girl,
okay?

At least you know her.

Out!

Ahh! Fine.

[ringing]

[door slams]

Fuck!
[ring]

Press pound
for more options.

I hate you, Coleman.

[pager beeps]

[beep beep beep]

[beep beep beep]

* Lies, lies, lies

[Woman]
Come on in, it's open.

Hello.

I'm sorry. I think
I just have the wrong house.

Are you sure?

You're the young man
with the Ecstasy,
aren't you?

I--I guess so.

Well, just, uh,
go on downstairs.

My granddaughter
is, uh, waiting for you.

Go on.

Okay.

[slap]

[Woman]
Yes!
[slap]

[slap]
[Man gasps]

[slap, slap]

[slap]

[Woman]
Yes!

You like that, you little
babushka bitch!

What? What?

What are you looking at?

Fuck you! Fuck you!

You stay and fuck you!

Take it! Take it!
You love it!

Ahh...

Yes! You like that!

What the fuck
do you want?

Uh...
didn't you call me?

I mean, this is--

Shut up!

Come here!

What, do you want to be one
of my little bitches, too?

No, no. I, uh, I'm
not really, uh...

I--I don't--I don't
want to be a--

Bitch! Say it.
It's healthy.
It feels good.

A bitch.

Say it! Scream it!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Good. Now come here.

Uhh!
Shit! Sorry, dude.

Ah, shut up!
He probably liked it!

Do you have what I want?

[faint voice]
They're in my pocket.

And I can't really
talk if your hand
is on my balls.

Fine by me.
No fun for you. Hmph.

How many do you want?

Well, I need one for myself,

three for these
pathetic creatures,

and three for the pathetic
assholes I have coming next,

so...seven.

Yeah.
It's $140, ma'am.

I bind them
so they cannot move.

And then...

and only then
I give them the Ecstasy.

[man moans]

No touch. No movement.

It is the modern future

of the sadomasochistic
torture, if you ask me.

Yeah. Sounds cool.

Yeah, it's cool.
it's really cool!

Stupid!
Here's your money!

[Grandma]
Petunia, honey,

Jessica's
on the phone.

[whiny voice]
Grandma! It's Madam Pia!

In this room, I am
known as Madam Pia!

[Grandma]
All right, honey.

[door closes]

Leave now.

Yes, Petunia--

Madam. Madam.

And you! And you!

You bitch! Shut up!

Shut up, Soul Man,
shut up!

Soul Man?

Uhh!
Yeah, you like that?

Soul Man was something
of a New York legend,

the biggest, baddest,
blackest drug dealer

you'd ever seen
in your life.

I just stepped
on his hand.

[ring]
Hello.

[disguised voice]
Is this Darren,
the Ecstasy guy?

Yeah.

[normal voice]
So it is true.

Gracie?

Wow. Where'd you
hear that from?

Well, darling, it's all
anyone is talking about
these days.

That's just fantastic.

I'm just kidding.

I saw Daniel
in Liquid Sky

a few minutes ago.

Oh.

Meet me in my room
in 15 minutes.

We're just getting back.

Will do. See you then.

Shit.

* Everybody's getting down

God damn it, Michelle,

what the hell
are you doing?

Trust me. It's better.

It used to smell
like 1969 in here.

Relax. Paul is gone
for the weekend.

I know, but Albert
is roaming the halls,

and he's, like,
tougher than a...

tiger.

Tiger?
Yes.

And
speaking of tigers,

I have planned
the ultimate dorm party

for this evening.

What's that have to do
with a tiger?

No idea.

So...

[Michelle]
I have to pee.

Thank you.
That's very helpful.

Hey.

Hey.

She's driving me
up the wall.

I can tell.

So why are you doing
this, seriously?

You know why.

I wish you would have
told me about it
this morning.

I didn't know
I was gonna do it.

Can't you just get
a loan or something?

I tried that.

I'm on probation.
I can't get a loan.

You just--You got
to find something else.

Okay.

I'll try.

I really will try.

[toilet flushes]

[Michelle]
All systems are go.

My turn.

Oh,
I feel left out of this.

Mm, we're doing a cleanse.

My idea.

Go figure.

So I was thinking...

I don't even know
why I would help you,

but I do have
my cousin Ralphie

that might be interested

that I could possibly call.

Oh, thanks. Yeah.

He's a little weird.

Really sweet, though.

He dropped out of B.C.,
like, three years ago

after he inherited his trust
when he turned 21.

And then he won the lottery,
like, a week later.

I would have
dropped out, too.

No, see, that's the thing.

He didn't win,
like, the big lottery.

He just won, like,
20 scratch-off tickets

that he cashed out
for $7,000.

But he said
it was a sign from God.

Anyway, now he's just
a lonely internet trader,

like you'll be someday.

Thanks, pot head.

Mm-hmm.

So call him,
probably, maybe.

Don't tell Gracie
about this, okay?

Just--I kind of want
to keep her out of it.

Sure.

[toilet flushes]

Oh, please, no more.

You are such a cunt.

She's not a cunt.

She's the coolest
girl I know.

Can I be a cunt
when I grow up?

Only if you work really,
really hard at it.

Okay, hey, don't forget.

6:00, homeless kids,
Christmas trees, got it.

[coughing]

[sigh]

Get off my bed.

Fuck you, bitch.

* What if I go blind?

* Who will be the eyes?

* Colorin' my life

* And what if I get sick?

* Well, who is gonna fix?

* And who will pay
the price? *

* 'Cause I know
how to break things *

* It doesn't seem right

Hey. Hey, how's it going?

Come on in. Yeah.
Absolutely.

Hey, hey, you want a beer
or something, man?

Uh...

I've got Karl Strauss,

Southern California's
finest.

You know, and I'm gonna
have one myself right here.

Yeah, thanks, yeah.

Here you go.

Thanks.

So, uh, word is, uh...

you got the E-bombs,
right?

W-Word?

Yeah. Th-That's
what Michelle said.

Yeah, yeah, Michelle, okay.

Yeah.
That's different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here you go.
Awesome, awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Hmm.

Uh, let me get,
uh...eight of 'em.

Eight?
Yeah.

All right.
Yeah.

You know what?

I think I want 10.

Ha ha! All right.
10's even better.

Yeah. I think
10 will be good.

10 is perfect,
yeah.

No. No. That's crazy.

10 is--
10 is absolutely crazy.

That--I'm sorry.
My bad. My bad.

Eight. Eight.
10 is way too much.

You don't want
to kill yourself.

No. Exactly.

Give me 10.

Sure?

Give me 10. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm.

That's, uh,
that's 200 bills, dude.

I just got off work,
man.

God,
what a friggin' day.

You know what?
My laptop?

Completely
just crashed, done.

So I spent the whole day

trading at the copy center
over on Waverly.

And let me
tell you something.

Those people over there,
they got issues. Ooh.

Yeah?
God, yeah, dude.

Yeah.

Look, man, we'll get
to business in a bit.

Do you mind if I,
uh...

Oh, no shit. No, yeah.
You can take--take one.

You sure?
Uh-huh. Yeah.

Awesome. Huh.

I have been waiting
all day for this, man.

Oh, my God. Jesus.

I'm so glad
you got here, man. Mm.

Oh, God.

Ah...ah...ah...

Ahh...

Sit down.
Take it easy.

Yep.

Go ahead.
There you go.

Uh...

Before we go any further,

I got to ask you
a question.

Now, this is totally,
100% serious.

Okay.

Are you into the Strokes?

Oh, well, I saw 'em

down at CBGB's
before they were anybody

with my cousin.

They were awesome.

I'm not talking
about the fucking band.

Oh.

Oh. Dude, contrary
to what many people think,

I am not gay.

Do I give off some kind
of gay vibe or something?

Look, look,
I am not talking

about swabbing
the poop deck,
either, man.

I'm talking about
Diff'rent Strokes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Only the greatest
television show

ever made, yeah?

See, that's
the problem, man.

People don't even know
about it anymore,

'cause the networks,
they don't even
put it on.

And TV Land?

TV Land
can go fuck themselves

putting it on
all late at night,

not showing it
the proper respect
that it deserves.

My dream--my dream--

is to buy the rights
of that show from NBC

and put it on in rotation
at a decent hour.

The show deserves
no less, man.

I mean, that show
was so ahead of its time.

I mean, come on.
Interracial families?

That is some heavy shit
for network TV

back in the day!

Yeah, I remember--

like, uh, "What you
talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

You are so goddamn
right, brother.

And it's--
it's not just Willis.

It was what everyone
was talkin' 'bout.

Hey, let me
ask you something.

So you're down
with the show, right?

Well, I...Yeah.

Oh, I get it, man!

Today
is your lucky day.

Today--Today
is the luckiest day

that you
have ever had!

* Now,
the world don't move *

* to the beat
of just one drum *

* What might
be right for you *

* May not be right
for some *

* When a man is born

* He's a man with...

You know...

I really like you...
a lot.

[door opens]

Really?

Yeah.

Really.

Mm...

[slam]

Ahh!
You dick tease.

Child molestation?

I mean, come on, man.

No other show
even touches on that shit.

[phone rings]

Oh, I got to go take care
of some business right here.

[ring]

Do you think you should
be doing business

in your condition?

Yeah?

Yeah. I know it's
a fucking big deal.

You want an answer? Huh?

You want an answer?

I'll give you
a fuckin' answer.

Why don't you take
those fuckin' papers

and shove them
up your ass, huh?

Yeah!

Yeah I know it's a big deal.

Well, I'll fucking take care
of it tomorrow, okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I know it's all
on the fuckin' line right now.

Yeah. All right.

All right! All right.

It's my mom.

Ah, shit, man.
Ah, shit, I got to go.

Really?
Yeah.

Ah, man. Hey, listen,
hey, just so you know,

you could stay here
as long as you want, man.

It's cool. Chill out.

Uh, just so you know, man,

all that stuff--that had
nothing to do with you, man.

That was between me, her,

and some late fees
on some videos, man.

It had nothing to do
with you, I promise.

Yeah, I know. I just--
I have my business,

and I got to take it
when I can get it.

Hey, I understand, man.
I'm with you.

Let me, uh, let me
give you some scratch,
buddy, okay?

Thank you.

Yeah, dude.

Thank you. Thanks.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Um...

You take a check?

Yeah, I--I--

Is that cool or what?
Is that fine?

That's cool.

All right, man.

Make it out
to Darren Giles.

All right. All right.

Just Giles: G-I-

Darren?

Darren.

Darren.

Giles?
Giles.

G-I...

L.
L...

E--

E and S.

Darren Giles.

All right, man.
All right, buddy.

I got this.

Here you go, man.

Yeah.

That's for you, man.

Thank you.
Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Hey, what are you guys
doing this weekend, huh?

You know, we're probably
just going to have a party.

You know, Michelle--

You guys live close
to each other?

Like two doors down.
That's cool.

All right.
Hey, man, not trying
to hold you back.

You do
what you got to do.

Hey, man, elevator's
right over there.

Hey, it was great
to meet you, man!

This was so awesome!

God!

That kid's great!

Smart. Oh, I like that.

Went to college.
Mm. Yeah. Yeah.

Education.
That's good, good stuff.

It shows.
Kid's got a brain on him.

Yeah.

I'm gonna see that kid again.

Our paths will cross.

* Make a friend--

Ahh! Um, that's good, yeah.

* ...and take you far

* Try and get away

* The reasons
to give up to you *

* A love I never understood

* But now,
two years later *

* I'm readin' every wedding
in my morning paper *

* The future's
getting brighter... *

What'you
talkin' 'bout, Darren?

Shut up.

Why?

Because, bitch.

Did you just
call her a bitch?

No.

Uh, where are
you guys going?

To get some pizza.
You want to come?

I have to do my paper.

Please?

Okay. I can't
say no to that.

Thank you.

How could you do that to me?

Are you sure there isn't
any meat on this?

That's the whole
point of ordering
a vegetarian slice.

Do they use meat when they
make their sauce?

Michelle,
it's vegetarian.

To use meat would defeat
the whole purpose
of using that word.

You know, I heard
that if you don't eat meat,

it, like,
intensifies your high.

Bullshit.

No, it's, like,
scientifically
proven and stuff.

Scientifically, huh?

Mm. Do you have any
documentation on that one?

No, but I bet I could
find some, smart guy.

Mm-hmm.
Well, see,

the Deadheads discovered
it back in the '60s,

and then they passed it on
to the--to the Phish people

after Jerry died,

and that's why they're
all vegans.

That is the most asinine thing
I've ever heard in my life.

I don't have time
for this.

I have to go
meet the tree guys.

Yeah. I have to, uh,
do my paper anyway.

Okay. Well...

but I will see you
at 6?

Oh, yeah. I'll--
I'll see you then.

Well, I have to go...

do something, too.

And in conclusion,
I believe Dante was right

when he said life is hell.

You start at the bottom,

work your way
up to the top,

and when you finally
get there,

you realize it's still hell,

and then you die.

And done. Done.

[phone rings]

Hello.

Heh-heh-hey, Darren.
It's Scott.

Hey, Scott. What's up?

Nothing much, man.

I was wondering
if you were coming to
Long Island this weekend.

Ah, man, I would love to,
but I can't.

I might come on Tuesday
right before I leave.

Cool, cool.

Dude, no offense,
but I got to run.

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Listen, real quick,
one thing.

What's up?
Is everything all right?

Oh, no. Nothing like that.
Everything's fine.

I was just wondering
one quick thing.

You remember that stuff
you bought out

a couple of weeks ago
from your roommate?

Uh, the, uh, the Ecstasy?

I do.

Do you know where I can
get any more of it?

I have, like,

a bunch of friends
that want some, too.

Do you know anybody
that can help us out?

I'll be there in an hour.

Great. Great. Thank you.

I'll pay for your ticket, too.
No problem.

Awesome. See you soon.

[ring]

Party services.

Dear God, honey, he's selling
his body to the queer.

Honey, it's okay.

You don't have to do
this to get revenge on us.

We understand.

Please tell me
you're using condoms.

I am not gay!

We'll see about that.

Look, I love you,
but I have to go,
okay?

I have to go
to Long Island
to see Scott.

Now, is Scott a friend,
or is he more than a friend?

Scott, my cousin,
your nephew Scott!

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna miss my train
if I don't go.

I'll call you
on the weekend. Bye.

Bye.
Bye.

It sounds like our son
is in denial.

Yes, indeedie.

Yes, indeedie.

Sounds like he's a chip
off the old Uncle Greg.

I think I'm gonna
take Number 1 this year.

You coming?
No.

[pager beeping]

Hey, Scott?

You better
make that two hours.

Yes, sir. Me and my friends

are going to this party
later on,

and I promised them

that I could get
enough for all of us.

That sounds
just peachy.

[Man]
Peddling your dirty
drugs in school.

How dare you,
young lady.

This fine institution

will not tolerate
such behavior.

You must be
severely punished.

I understand, sir.

Here's your money,
mister.

Thank you.

Get over here right now,
young lady!

Yes, Principal Myers.

I'll
see you all later.

Who's your principal?

You are, sir!

Who's your principal?

You are, sir!

You are, sir!

You are, sir!

Do as I say!

Oh, God, I'll never
play again!

Yeah!

* All I have's
a journal that I write *

* Sketches
of a 20-something life *

* Glory pieces
shining on a page *

* Boxy nights
of disappointed rage *

* Pleasures never leave
an ounce of flesh *

* Color fades
a memory like death *

* I must talk
with all the strength I had *

* Words, they've done...

Thanks
for coming out here
all of a sudden.

I wouldn't have called,

but things have
just gotten crazy.

How's that?

There's like only one
guy in the whole school

who can hook up some X,
and he knows it, too,

so he upped his price
to $35 a pill.

That's ridiculous.
Yeah.

Does, uh, 20
sound better to you?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. How about
a, um, bag of 10?

Thank you so much.

I'm--I'm sorry I can't
really stay any longer.

I kind of got to go.

Ah, it's cool.

I'll see you Christmas.

All right, Christmas.
Okay.

Yeah.

All right. Thanks, Scott.

Thank you, Darren.
See you.

[Man]
Got your eyes on him?

Yeah, I think this is
the new kid on the block

everyone's talking about today.

Think he's a threat
to the Soul?

Yeah, I think
he's a fuckin' threat.

You fuckin' with me,
bitch?

I'm not trying to step
on anybody's toes here.

This must be one
huge-ass operation

if he's covering Manhattan
and Strong Island in one day.

All right, bitch. I'll
take care of this shit.

Yeah.
Looks like his train's

heading back
to the city right now.

[running footsteps]

[clatter]

* [Deck the Halls]

What the hell is this?

You think you can
fuck with the man

and get away with it.

You think
that Soul Man
doesn't care

about everything
that goes down

in this
motherfucking city.

What?
Where the hell
am I, man?

'Cause he does.

And he knows that
you've been fucking

with his business
today,

and he don't like that
at all, little man.

The Soul may not
be the biggest,

but he'll fuck you up
with a 1-inch punch

just like Bruce.

Shit. You're
the Soul Man?

Uh, I thought
you were black.

What?

[gong]

It's Seoul with an "E,"

like the capital of Korea,
you dumb cracker.

You know what we do
with crackers around here?

I just needed the money
for one day.

Just one day only, man.

My roommate
gave me the pills

just so I can
get a bill paid
for tomorrow.

Just let me go
for this one day.

I promise you'll never
hear from me again.

I promise.

What kind of bitch-ass
nancy boy

you think I am, huh?

Seoul Man don't play
that way, never.

He's up at Score
sipping cognac with Howard,

chillin' Atlantic City,

keeping that Jersey tit.

I ain't no bitch,

and I definitely
don't let no bitch

talk to me that way,
ever!

I put bitches and bitches
like you in their place.

Dude, I would never--
I--I would never--

"I would never"--
Shut the fuck up!

I had enough of this shit.

You pasty-ass
inbred motherfucker.

Cut this fool.

Shut the fuck up,
Seoul Man!

Hold it!

What the fuck
you say to Seoul?

It's the future
of modern torture.

Fuck.

I know who puts who
in whose place, bitch!

Ha ha!

Shit.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Damn.

Let's roll.

Wait.

You guys aren't gonna
fuckin' untie me, are you?

I don't even know
where I am.

* I left as soon
as I was strong *

* Off to see
the land beyond *

* I took a road
way up on high *

* Bodies
lie on either side *

* I stood and wondered
how could I *

* Cross the river
to the other side *

* Cross the river
to the other side *

* A road like this
can be a friend *

* Takin' journeys
home again *

* Or else you give it
one more try *

* Or risk it all
to satisfy *

* Wait until
the clock and I... *

[synthesized voice]
* I am the champion

* Champion

* I am the champion

Well, I'm--I'm here to--
to, uh...

give my cousin some soup.
She's sick.

She's, uh, in need of my,
uh, medical attention

is what it is, okay?

Somebody
has to sign you in

if you want
to go upstairs.

Did you not hear me?
Are you stupid or something?

I said look, man,
this is soup, okay?

This is super soup.

She needs super soup
to get better.

I told you she's sick.

I don't care
if she has malaria.

No one gets upstairs
unless they're signed in.

Don't be copping no attitude
with me, all right?

What kind of higher
education is this, huh?

Maybe I should tell
the administration

about this shit!

I'm sure they would love
if you took their shit
up to them.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Wait, I got something
for you.

It's a big fat bowl
of dicks.

You want to eat 'em,
motherfucker?
Okay.

One time, me and you,
right now.

You take off that gun,
I'm right here.

You think I'm
scared of you, bro?

I'm almost laughing
to you right now.

You know what?
You're so beautiful,

I think you'd like
my new dance.

You like my new dance?

Gaah!

How do you like that,
dick?

That's what
I'm talking about.

You're a Rent-a-Cop.

You ain't shit,
motherfucker!

That's why you're mad.

I'll sign in,
motherfucker. Look!

Let me in the motherfucking
elevator! Right now!

I'm gonna show you--
right now!

I'll kill you!

Chill, chill, chill, chill,
chill, chill, chill, chill.

Jane, you're
gonna sign us in.

That's your roommate.
Oh, yeah?
Okay, good.

Your cousin.
Right, right.

Your cousin,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.
You're beautiful.

Come on. Let's
get out of here.

Whoo!

Let's go. Come on.

Hey, keep the soup.

* [elevator music]

Hey, when I find him,

I'm gonna rip him
a new asshole.

What do you think
about that, huh?

She don't care, man.

It's true.

Yeah? Yeah?

Well, fuck you,
then, all right?

Chill out, Ed.

Listen, um...

I think me and Jane
are gonna head up

to her room
for a little bit.

What?

Little Steve,
how about you, man?

Hey, you got
a roommate, right?

Oh,
that's fuckin' great.

Ooh, that's great,
that's great.

Bros before ho's,
remember that?

Bros before ho's?
It even rhymes.

Fuckers.

[ding]

Excuse me. Uh...

It's your world,
right?

I just live in it?

* Pills and booze

I'll just pee,
and I'll be okay.

* Pills and booze

* At first you win

* Then you lose

* Well, I had money

* And I had fame

Hello?

Hey, man, I got to piss.

You here, man?

Ohh!

Come on,
let's go, man, go!

Uhh! Little Steve,
I told you!

I bruise
like a peach!

Ooh!

You, you, you, you, you.

You know Coleman,
like the cooler?

What?
Coleman,
like the cooler.

Coleman,
like the cooler!

Coleman.

Yeah. he's a royal dick.

He lives on the third floor.
Room 315.

315.

Those guys
are crazy.

Eduardo, the third floor
is downstairs.

Come on,
we better go.

* I wish I was
still dreamin' *

* I've been--

Hey, Chuck.

* Then I'd get away
with how I feel *

* I wish you'd
never come back *

Ahh...

* 'Cause everyone's
the same *

* Joining all they've got
so I don't see them *

* But eyes won't make me
all there was... *

* Now, the world
don't move to *

Sorry.

Oh.

Thanks.

Oh, uh...

um...

What, uh, what was
your name again?

Marla.

Marla?

* G-go-go-go-go-go-go

Why don't you stop
by my room later?

You know what?
Don't worry about it.

* I walk in their face

* I'm a cold
motherfucker from *

Boy!

Aah!

Oh...fuck!

Ohh...

That's not him.

W-W-What'd you say?

You shot me!

I said that's not him.

You shot me, man!

Should I shoot him
again just so he won't
tell anybody? What?

Fuck no, man!

Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.

Fuck!

* Now, the world
don't move *

* To the beat
of just one drum *

* What might be
right for you *

* May not be
right for some *

* When
a man is born *

Hey! What the fuck are you
guys doing at my door?

Oh, shit.

* Pills and booze

* Pills and booze

* Well, first you're high

* And then you're blue

* Well, I had friends

Hey, man.

Hey, man.

Yo, what the fuck
happened to you, dude?

How you doing?

What you need?
You need smoke?

No.

What you need, d-drugs?

I did the drugs.

You look like
you did the drugs.

You need bitches?

Ha ha! And I got bitches.
C-Lo got flavors.

I got blondes
with black hair,

I got black-haired blondes,

I got blondes
with blue eyes,

I got blondes
I gave black eyes,

pistachio ho's,
strawberry dickery,
butter rican pig.

I'm the only motherfucker
with slavery ho's,

mocha choke, good--
don't touch me.

I'll smack the shit
out of you, white boy.

So what can I
help you with?

I need your coat.

Bitch!
This is not a coat!

This is the fur
of the century

with more sexual experiences
than Wilt Chamberlain.

This fur means more to me
than most of my bitches.

I'll give you $300.

And my bitches don't
mean too much to me.

Money talks, bitch.
All right, thank you.

Put it on.
Yeah.

I got to check you out.

Fix your pants, white boy.

What the fuck
happened to you?

Oh, good.
Crack your legs!

Yeah!

Get the fuck
out of here.

Walk like a pimp,
bitch.

* The world
don't move *

* To the beat
of just one drum *

Walk like a pimp, bitch.

Oh, sh--
It's so cold all of a--fuck.

Hey.

Let me get this for you.

I got it.

I'm so sorry.

It's fine.

It's not fine.

I know how much
that meant to you,

and I wanted
to be there.

I was on my way.

I know
what you were doing.

It doesn't make it
any better.

Gracie. Gracie, wait.

Please.

Why?

Look, I can't imagine

how let down
you feel right now.

All I wanted to do
was be there.

But you weren't.

Sometimes it takes
more than just
wanting something.

Darren...

You're just not...
who I thought you were.

Look, Gracie, that's not--

that's not who I--

It was just one day
that I did this, okay?

And you have
to understand that.

I don't have
to understand it.

[pager beeps]

Maybe you should get that.

Are you mad at me?

No.

Just disappointed.

Okay?

[beep beep beep]

[gun cocks]

I'm sure he'll be right here.

Uh-huh.

Do you think we can
put the hardware down now?

Yeah,
we can do that.

Bang!

Ahh...

So, uh...

I'll give you whatever
Ecstasy he has left.

I'll give you my watch.
It's a Tag.

[snicker]

It's a real one.

And, uh...
we'll call it even.

All right.

I think that's
equally beneficial
to both parties.

Huh? What?

Yeah.

I mean, okay,

if that's the way
it's got to be, man.

No, I'm gonna shoot him.

Like, just in the foot
or something.

Give me
the fucking gun.

Get out. Fuck!

Hey. Sorry
about the blood
and stuff, Coleman.

It's not mine.

No harm, no foul, right?

Right.

Hey, uh...just one
more thing, okay?

Hmm.

He got to blow me.

What?

Aah!

You see? He was
thinking about it!

Such a fag!
Such a fucking fag!

Whoo!

Hey, so with that E,

can I get some glow sticks,
you know, so I can dance?

I heard you shit yourself

the last time
you went dancing.

Ha ha ha, motherfucker.

That's funny.
I'll kill you.

Come on. Seriously. Easy.
We're past that now.

[door opens]

Holy shit!

Hey, buddy.

Did you have a good day?

What the hell is this?

Uh...look, Darren,

I'm gonna need
that E back.

I need it.

Darren, I think
it would be a good idea

to give the drugs
to the man

who has a gun pointed
at your fucking head,

don't you?

That's right.

Gimme.

Fucker.

Pleasure doing
business with you.

Oh, and one more thing.

All right, now,

you got to blow
Little Steve.

You blow Little Steve.

Get the fuck
out of my room.

[laughter]

Busted!
Hoo!

What the hell
are you doing?

Packing.

Considering I'm not gonna
be here much longer,

I felt I might as well
get a head start

so I can go
to the party tonight.

There's a party?
Where?

Don't you ever stop, man?

Please.
Stop whining, okay?

Look,
you just had a gun

pointed at your face,
all right?

I don't know about you,
but I could use a drink.

Look, I hope you take
offense to this.

Go fuck yourself!

What do I have left?

I gave up everything today.

I could have got arrested,
I could have got shot,

I could have got killed.

I could have been gang-raped
by a group of Asian men.

Yeah.
It's drug dealing.

There are
consequences.

I should have just
got a job or something.

I could have figured something
out, but no!

I let you bring me into this
world of shit today!

Here I am,
still leaving school.

Well,
I am sorry for that.

That's not good enough!

You and your money
and your bullshit!

I'm done with it.
All right.

All right.
Stop. Stop!

Don't put your hand
around my neck.

Then back off!
Back off.

You're an asshole.
You know that, right?

Yeah.

I'm an asshole.

And you're the nice guy
who usually gets shit on.

That happens to be
the basis of our friendship.

Let me ask you
something, man.

I mean, why do you really
want to stay in school?

Because.

'Cause I don't want to be
a fuckup anymore.

I refuse to let other people
control my life.

I can't.

Not anymore.

Well...

I'm sure there's at least
one girl down the hall

who would really like
to hear you say that.

No. I'm pretty sure
there's not.

You'd be surprised,
man.

You know, sometimes,
people just need

a little shock
to the system

to get 'em to see
what's important.

Right?

You needed
an electric chair.

Personally, I'm amazed

at what one day
can do to somebody.

Wait. Are you
trying to tell me

you did it all
for that?

That--
[laughs]

that you cared
about somebody else?

Everything
is about you!

Everything is always
about you, Coleman!

You did not
do this for me!

How would I know, man?

I'm just an
asshole, remember?

Yes.
You are an asshole.

[phone rings]

After Hours
Answering Service.

[Coleman]
I'd like to schedule
an appointment

to make a tuition payment
tomorrow.

No. Not for me.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

* I've been walking down
a concrete street *

* Stood on the step with
the same two feet as before *

* If you think you can
walk away from love *

* Got a dream about living
in a place of your own *

* Very fast car
on a very long road *

* A smile from you
A hug that leaves no doubt *

* Now the sun is out
warming up between us *

* We've got to
keep the faith *

* So the love
can never leave us *

* Sweet lover, well,
you know what I like *

* Don't stop because
it's gonna be all right *

* We're not friends if
you don't have time *

* It's like Johnny Cash
and the ties that bind *

* If you think you'll
never walk the line *

* You're dreaming

* Yeah, I dream about living
on a tree-lined street *

* Picking up leaves with
the same two feet as before *

* You don't want to be
lonely any more *

* Now the sun's out
warming up between us *

* We've got to
keep the faith *

* So the love can
never leave us *

I know that you
don't even want

to look at me
right now,

but just...
let me say this.

I just screwed
everything up.

I don't know if I just
couldn't see it all together...

all the times
I could have said something.

Doesn't matter.
I'm not talking my way
around it anymore.

I don't know what I'm
gonna do next semester.

I don't even know what
I'm gonna do tomorrow.

I just know
that I made a mistake,

and that you're hurt
because of it.

I am so sorry for that.

* Been walking down
the concrete street *

* Stood on the step with
the same two feet as before *

* You think you can
walk away from love *

Well, what are you gonna do
to make it up to me?

* Now the sun's out
warming up between us *

* We've got to
keep the faith *

* So the love can
never leave us *

* Sweet lover, well,
you know what I like *

* Don't stop, 'cause
it's gonna be all right *

So...

So...

* Now the sun's out
warming up between us *

* We've got to
keep the faith *

* So the love can
never leave us *

* Sweet lover, well,
you know what I like *

* Don't stop, 'cause
it's gonna be all right *

There you go. Good.

[Gracie giggles]

Okay. Wait. Okay.

What is this for again?

Um, let's just say

it'll make my parents
really proud.

Smile.

Thanks.

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* All this time
I've been saying *

* We're amateurs on this
field we're playing in *

* You can count on me
this seat's not taken *

* You can count on me
when your secret's out *

* 'Cause the last time

* I was so in doubt

* Camouflaged
over and out *

* Now I'm just trying
to get home *

* I'm just trying
to get home *

* Until she gets me alone

* Trying to get home

* I get scared

* I know that I'm feeling

* So I sing a song
to help me sleep *

* Yeah, the E Street band,
and Bruce, he's leading *

* Yeah, a guy out here,
he made me a tape *

* 'Cause the last time

* I was so in doubt

* Camouflaged
over and out *

* 'Cause I'm just
trying to get home *

* I'm just trying
to get home *

* Until she gets me alone

* Trying to get home

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* Woooo wooooo

* 'Cause the last time

* I was so in doubt

* Camouflaged
over and out *

* 'Cause I'm just trying
to get home *

* I'm just trying
to get home *

* Until she gets me alone

* Trying to get home

* I'm just trying,
I'm just trying *

* I'm just trying
I'm just trying *

* Don't leave me alone