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- It's Issa!
- Oh, ya'll cool now?
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- Dan knows what it is.
- Okay.
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I am all about what? My ho-tation.
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- Oh, we got a ho-tation?
- And I'm about to add
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- a new one.
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- How could you cheat on mom?
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- He made a mistake.
- And I just feel so fucking
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stupid! Here I am thinking my parents'
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marriage is the thing.
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That doesn't make you stupid.
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You're just trying to find
someone who loves you and
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makes you happy.
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I was driving and then...
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It's all good.
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We're cool, right?
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We were both seeing other
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people, right?
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Yeah.
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I just want to be on the same page.
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I'm cool.
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Cool.
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- Hey, your bumper 'bout to fall.
- Thanks.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Mo, what you doing?
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- Just working.
- Not if you're talking to me.
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No, I'm... I'm really
working late... again.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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I know you work hard.
I was just playing.
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Oh, okay.
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- You watch the game last night?
- I caught some of it.
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Mm, I can't believe D'Angelo
missed that last three.
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I knew we should've drafted Porzingis.
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Oh.
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So, am I the only one
tripping that we...
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had sex?
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You know, whispering doesn't
change the fact that we...
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had sex.
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Hold on, I got another call coming in.
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Yo, I gotta take it. It's my mom.
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Am I still seeing you tomorrow?
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Mm-hmm. Bye.
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_
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I could use a sexplosion.
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Hmm.
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You look great.
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You look great.
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What you gonna ask him?
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Who's gonna get that dick? You.
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You gonna walk in there, you gonna say,
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"Pull down your motherfucking pants
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and show me what the fuck you got."
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Niggas ain't ready.
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You ready to get fucked?
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Fire just like this pussy.
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Oh, I look good in a pattern.
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Mm-hmm, I think this
is African. You like it?
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Now come and get this African pussy.
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Hey, just right.
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Hey, Issa. Hey!
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Wait, wait, did... Did you text me?
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Did I... did I tell
you to stop by? My bad.
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No, no, no, I just...
I saw your light was on
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and I figured I'd come through.
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Oh, um... ahem.
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So...
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Eddie, where's your charger?
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Oh, that's my friend.
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She's from econ class.
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She was tutoring me on
a lot of things I need.
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If I knew we were doing
this, I would've...
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I would've been up them
stairs a long time ago.
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♪ You sloppy-ass young nigga ♪
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♪ You gonna do me like that? ♪
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♪ I'm over here
serving you my finest ♪
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♪ And you gonna send my shit back? ♪
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♪ I could cry right now,
I'm so embarrassed and mad ♪
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♪ I hope you can't get it up ♪
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No, that's... That's cool, you know?
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I mean, that's what's up, right?
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That's what's up.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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_
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Hey, you going to Target?
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What? No, I'm not.
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- Why not?
- Does it... why would I be?
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Just need some "Bleenex"
and some "Blorox" bleach.
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Well, I can't go. I can't.
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And what makes the end
user functionality so great
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is that it aggregates
all of your data...
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Where you shop, where you
eat, where you drink...
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And it makes recommendations
based on that.
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Everything you need at your fingertips.
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Whoo!
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That was great, Lawrence. Thank you.
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Loved the presentation.
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Yeah, and just piggybacking
off what Cameron just said,
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you really did explain
your market thesis well.
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You laid everything out very clearly.
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Your predictive
analytics... Very impressive.
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And I also like how you worked
in the competitive landscape.
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Cool! So do you guys have any questions?
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Honestly, I think it all makes sense.
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- Thanks.
- Hey, what are those shoes?
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Oh, uh, they're Retro Js.
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Man, they are fly.
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I'm just feeling like we
fucked up our friendship.
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Well, you literally fucked your
friend, so that sounds about right.
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- Tsk.
- How they still doing the estimate?
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Like, it's the bumper. Duh.
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Do we even need it?
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How are we supposed to go
back to normal after this?
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Dro is the one nigga in my
life that's seen me at my worst.
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Girl, he took me to prom back
when I was wearing all pink
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like Beyoncé in "Check On It."
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- Ooh, I bet that looked cute.
- It did.
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But, like, no matter what,
he was always there for me.
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I just don't have
another friend like that.
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Um, hello, I'm right here.
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- We can fuck if you want to.
- Tsk, shut your ass up.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna tell him
that I value our friendship
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and it was a onetime thing,
and I was all emotional
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after all the shit that
happened with my parents,
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and we should just
move forward as homies.
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When y'all gonna have
this deep-ass conversation?
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Tonight. We getting
together to watch the game.
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- What game?
- Like you know sports.
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The Los Angeles Wheelers.
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Oh, yeah. I have a hat.
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Mm-hmm, do you?
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Yeah, it got wheels on it.
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Ms. Dee, we're gonna
have to order some parts,
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and we're looking at a couple weeks.
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And the estimate is $5,500.
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55-what?!
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You don't got that kind of money.
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I know! I'm poor!
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I can give you a ride.
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You have to.
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And, girl, maybe if it's not Morocco,
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we could still go to Miami
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or Montego Bay or Monterey.
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There are other places that
start with other letters.
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I'm just, ugh... I was just
getting everything under control,
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and I'm just... ugh!
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Girl, I know, this car shit sucks.
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Remember when I got that flat tire?
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I mean, I just paid for it
and kept it moving, but...
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And the niggas ain't even acting right.
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It's like, it's my hotation.
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I make the rules.
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So when I call you, bring over the dick!
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So, what's the problem?
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Why do these niggas even
need to fuck anybody else?
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Like, I mean, granted,
I know I'm not Rihanna.
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You know, sex with me isn't amazing,
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but it is like, "Huh.
Okay, yeah, I'm satisfied.
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I'd do that again with her."
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But aren't you fucking
other people, too?
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Barely.
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You know where I fucked up? Nico.
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'Cause he distracted me
with his fine-ass face.
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But I'ma tell him, "Shut the fuck up."
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I don't want your conversation.
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"Get in my lineup."
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- Girl, that's the ho spirit.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, maybe you can pick up some toys
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at Tiffany's thing.
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Spice your shit up.
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Ugh, that Sexplosion shit?
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- Stupid-ass name.
- Right?!
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- Don't it sound like an STD?
- It do!
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Welcome. Can I take your order?
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Hi! Can I have a double
cheeseburger meal, please?
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And get whatever you want, girl.
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It's on you.
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So, am I crazy,
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or did that go kind of great?
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What do you think I should
tweak before my next step?
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Uh, your expectations.
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Wait, what?
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I'm sorry, but if I'm just being honest,
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I don't think Woot Woot is viable.
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Based on what?
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It just felt outdated.
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I mean, it's cool if
you don't see the vision.
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Good thing you're not
the one greenlighting it.
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Okay.
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I'm just saying I know
when they're into something.
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Like with the Saddle
pitch, they asked questions,
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they poked holes, they
even scheduled a follow-up.
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It's weird. It's like they
didn't wanna offend you.
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You're entitled to your opinion.
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Randle like a damn bull in a china shop.
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- Huh.
- Like, nigga, calm your body.
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- Hmm.
- Whatever.
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Magic gotta do something.
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- You want a beer?
- No, I'm good.
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- All right, well, I ordered you fries.
- Thank you.
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- Um...
- Mmm.
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What's up, Mo? You okay?
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I'm just feeling like
we're different now.
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What?
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Different?
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Different how? You just got here.
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Okay, first of all, stop laughing at me.
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- Stop being dramatic.
- I'm not being dramatic.
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You're being dramatic and
dumb. Just eat your fries.
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Where the fuck are they?
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Shit, you was late. I had a few.
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- I like the crispy ones.
- Those are the ones I like.
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So, basically, you
just got these for you?
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Nah.
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- Yeah, I'm so good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
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Um, sorry, I've been
running around all day
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and I'm not quite ready.
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But do you wanna sit down?
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Sure. Thanks.
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Um, the skirt that I was
gonna wear is in the dryer,
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so it'll just be a few minutes.
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I mean, I... I like the
one that you have on.
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This? No way. It barely fits.
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And it's so short.
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Isn't it too short?
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I don't know. I kind of like it.
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Well, too bad because it's
coming off in a second.
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- Wine?
- Well, can't say no to that.
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- Mmm.
- I like your place.
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That's cool art. Where did you get it?
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- Cheers!
- Cheers.
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Do you taste the stone fruit?
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Actually, um, I do.
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There's hella stone fruit in there.
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Uh, let me play some music.
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And I downloaded that
album we were talking about.
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Mmm.
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Hey, that was a cool trick.
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That was nice, but, um,
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I think that maybe we
should probably go to dinner.
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Oh, we don't have to.
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I... mm...
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Mm, wait.
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Hey, sweetie. Sweetie, slow down.
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What? Why?
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I just... I just don't think
that we should do this yet.
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Oh, are you okay? Is anything wrong
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with your... just anything?
253
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What? Oh, no.
254
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,676
No, it's...
255
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,145
Look, I really like you,
256
00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:08,848
and I don't want us to
rush past this, you know?
257
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,951
I... I wanna get to know you.
258
00:14:11,953 --> 00:14:13,653
Yeah, I got it. Mm-hmm.
259
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,218
Okay.
260
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,661
So, do you wanna get to the restaurant?
261
00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,329
No.
262
00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:28,242
Okay. Excuse me.
263
00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:43,282
So, I remember a few hours ago
264
00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:47,134
you saying that this supposed
to be a onetime thing.
265
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,155
- I said that?
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,725
Right before we made
it a fourtime thing.
267
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,295
Fuck.
268
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,630
Fuck.
269
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,836
Hey, so, how would this even work?
270
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:08,406
Like, this whole open
thing sounds super messy.
271
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,109
Like, if you're seeing me,
are you seeing other people?
272
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,610
Mm-mm, no, I don't have to.
273
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,479
- But do you want to?
- No, not right now.
274
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,247
- I'm worn out.
- Tsk.
275
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,686
I'm not looking for anyone else, Molly.
276
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,160
Okay, but what if I am?
277
00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:25,389
What if I wanna see other people?
278
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,658
Then you gotta do what you want.
279
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,862
Are there other Mollys out there
280
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,263
that you've been with like that?
281
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,865
I've only been with one Molly
282
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,763
that I've been with like that.
283
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,215
But if you're asking if I've
slept with other women, then...
284
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,340
come on.
285
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,675
Tsk, okay, calm down, nigga.
286
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,880
Wait, does Candice know about all this?
287
00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:53,916
Of course she does. It was actually
her idea we see other people.
288
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,388
Damn.
289
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:58,321
That's kind of boss.
290
00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:03,638
She never wanted either of us to
feel like we're limiting ourselves.
291
00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:14,737
We could keep talking about this...
292
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:17,874
...or choose to be in it.
293
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:22,511
What do you want?
294
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:41,238
What's up, Lawrence?
295
00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:42,630
What can we do for you?
296
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,933
Oh, just thought I'd
swing by, see what's up.
297
00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:48,873
See if you guys had any feedback
about my Woot Woot pitch.
298
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:51,472
Yeah, I know the part
in the presentation
299
00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:52,966
about my front user implementation
300
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,910
wasn't as fully fleshed
out as I would have hoped,
301
00:16:55,912 --> 00:16:58,913
but I had some additional ideas
302
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:00,281
that I would love to
share with you guys.
303
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:01,607
No, we thought that part was good.
304
00:17:01,632 --> 00:17:05,367
Yeah, there was some really
interesting stuff in there.
305
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:12,726
So, you guys don't have
any additional thoughts?
306
00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:14,895
If anything, maybe
some privacy concerns,
307
00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:17,740
but take it or leave it.
308
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:19,632
Oh, okay.
309
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:22,068
Uh, good to know.
310
00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:25,238
We really want to encourage you
311
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,973
to keep the ideas coming.
312
00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:30,910
We love having your perspective
and your energy around here.
313
00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:34,413
And you bring a lot to the
team. You're doing great.
314
00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:37,115
We can't wait for Lawrence 2.0.
315
00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:43,722
Sounds good.
316
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,991
And those sneakers you
had on the other day,
317
00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:47,960
what store did you get those from again?
318
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,796
It's a spot downtown called Nice Kicks.
319
00:17:51,798 --> 00:17:52,864
And those are.
320
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,968
Yeah.
321
00:18:11,317 --> 00:18:13,651
- Ooh, are these condoms free?
- Oh, absolutely.
322
00:18:13,653 --> 00:18:15,553
There's banana split, mint chocolate,
323
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,456
and our top flavor for
women, island punch.
324
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,458
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
325
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,493
Uh, who punching your island?
326
00:18:22,495 --> 00:18:24,061
Dang, can't I be prepared?
327
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,464
- You never know.
- Mm, like a sex-quake kit.
328
00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:29,900
- You smart.
- Oh, look, they give blow job tutorials.
329
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:31,768
Oh, yeah, it's "Blow
Job, Good Job" class.
330
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,204
Runs every 30 minutes.
331
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,006
Sign-up's right here.
332
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,841
Who puts a condom on when
you're giving a blow job?
333
00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:40,911
That's like eating a
Popsicle with the wrapper on.
334
00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:44,781
No, but I only fellate with protection.
335
00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:46,483
- Condoms are important.
- Keep dicks safe.
336
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:48,084
- Okay.
- We're signing up.
337
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,787
- Great.
- Or I could just teach the class myself.
338
00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:53,323
Okay, Tiff, you got it like that?
339
00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:54,690
I love it.
340
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,259
I mean, Derek loves it more, obvi,
341
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,560
but I am stellar.
342
00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:58,995
Well, I don't suck dick.
343
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:01,131
Ever since Jaleel White...
Not the famous one...
344
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,798
And his musty balls in the 11th grade,
345
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,434
never again, not this mouth.
346
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,369
Yeah, I don't really partake either.
347
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:09,705
I have big teeth, and,
honestly, I'm not the best at it.
348
00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:11,974
Exactly why I signed us up.
349
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,777
Plus, the whole eye
contact and the spitting,
350
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,812
it's just too intimate.
351
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:19,415
Like, I have to really fuck with
you to put your dick in my mouth.
352
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,584
But you don't mind if a
guy puts his dick in you?
353
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:24,286
I just don't understand black women
354
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,888
and their hang-ups about oral sex.
355
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,689
Girl, shut your light-skinned ass up.
356
00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:29,691
I just feel like
357
00:19:29,693 --> 00:19:32,961
guys see black women as disposable
after you give them head.
358
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,930
Like you're forever a ho if you do it.
359
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,698
- Oh, so I'm the ho in this situation?
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,068
I blame the church, the black church.
361
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,802
Kelli, you can't use
that for everything.
362
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,004
- Yes, I can.
- You know, I don't mind giving head.
363
00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,974
I don't lead with it, but
if you go down on me first,
364
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,943
I will return the favor.
365
00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:51,780
- Ladies, I'm so disappointed in you.
- Bitch, shut up.
366
00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,715
You went to those
all-white-girl private schools,
367
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:55,750
so you're brain-washed, Becky.
368
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,586
You mean, "Becky With the Good Ring"?
369
00:19:57,588 --> 00:20:00,854
Yeah, why do you think black men are
out here chasing after white women?
370
00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:03,124
Did you know David Oyelowo
is with a white woman?
371
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:05,560
Mm! And he was in "Selma."
372
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:07,661
I'm just saying,
373
00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:10,131
there is so much power
in giving blow jobs.
374
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,933
It's like I'm the one fully in control.
375
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,469
How are you in control?
376
00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:16,404
Every man is controlled by his dick.
377
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:18,305
The closer you get to it,
the more control you have.
378
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,709
And if you're good at
it, sky's the limit.
379
00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:23,343
Honestly, I'd rather go down on a woman.
380
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,979
At least our shit cleans itself.
381
00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:27,848
Hey, why are there two?
Got it. I'm gonna get it.
382
00:20:35,157 --> 00:20:38,525
No, she didn't! Oh, no.
383
00:20:40,762 --> 00:20:42,662
- Hey.
- Hey.
384
00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:46,065
So, um, Woot Woot's dead.
385
00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:51,070
I'm sorry. What happened?
386
00:20:51,072 --> 00:20:53,606
I went to talk to Cameron and Tim,
387
00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:56,342
and you were right,
they were super weird.
388
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,810
They clearly didn't like it,
389
00:20:57,812 --> 00:21:01,547
but they just couldn't
say it to a black dude.
390
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,813
Is that what it is?
391
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:05,328
They asked about my shoes twice.
392
00:21:05,353 --> 00:21:06,885
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
393
00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,487
You know, I had a
feeling it was something.
394
00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:11,357
And they're also really
weird around these.
395
00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:15,294
I mean, I don't know,
deep down I kind of thought
396
00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:17,363
Woot Woot might not still be...
397
00:21:17,704 --> 00:21:21,267
I don't know, it just... it had
been a part of my life for so long.
398
00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:24,202
No, I get it. I was working on this app
399
00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:27,172
that was supposed to
rival Uber and Lyft.
400
00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:30,187
- I called it Drive-By.
- Drive-By?
401
00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:31,796
Yeah, I didn't really
think that one through.
402
00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:32,210
No.
403
00:21:34,288 --> 00:21:35,747
But it's okay.
404
00:21:35,749 --> 00:21:38,984
Sometimes saying goodbye means you're
making room for something better.
405
00:21:39,905 --> 00:21:40,985
Yeah.
406
00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:45,690
Yeah, I guess I'll look
forward to being Lawrence 2.0.
407
00:21:45,692 --> 00:21:47,192
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
408
00:21:47,194 --> 00:21:48,826
I'm at Aparna 6.7.
409
00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:54,899
Yo, let's run this back.
410
00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:57,201
Did people get shot
using your Drive-By app?
411
00:21:57,203 --> 00:22:00,137
How many owls got harmed
in the making of Woot Woot?
412
00:22:00,139 --> 00:22:01,839
Was that, like, your ringer?
413
00:22:01,841 --> 00:22:04,008
- Like...
- You hear that?
414
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,843
- It's the owls dying.
- Oh, for real?
415
00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:07,511
Yeah. Woot woot!
416
00:22:14,052 --> 00:22:17,987
No, he's cool. He's kind of
giving me a black Daft Punk vibe.
417
00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:21,024
Mm, well, when he comes
out, it's about to be a wrap.
418
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,294
Oh, yeah, I can see why you're excited
419
00:22:24,296 --> 00:22:27,764
and why you've been working so hard.
420
00:22:27,766 --> 00:22:30,533
Yeah, I've just been
putting in a lot of hours.
421
00:22:30,535 --> 00:22:33,136
You know, I've been getting
his debut album finished.
422
00:22:33,138 --> 00:22:34,604
No, yeah, I've been busy, too.
423
00:22:34,606 --> 00:22:37,040
Like, just busy, busy, busy, so busy.
424
00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:38,908
"Busy, busy. Oh, busy."
425
00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:41,999
I ain't busy now. I ain't busy. Okay.
426
00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:43,890
You know what?
427
00:22:43,915 --> 00:22:45,615
I need to catch up with you.
428
00:22:45,617 --> 00:22:47,483
You gonna catch up with me?
429
00:22:47,485 --> 00:22:51,153
Oh, shit, I'm three, four in,
so you might have to, like...
430
00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:54,744
Okay, so it's just two
more and, boom, caught up.
431
00:22:54,769 --> 00:22:56,402
I got you something.
432
00:22:56,427 --> 00:22:57,693
- What, for me?
- I got you something.
433
00:22:57,695 --> 00:22:59,862
Chill, chill, chill.
I got you something.
434
00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:02,430
You gonna love it!
435
00:23:02,432 --> 00:23:04,432
Why you got so many matches?
436
00:23:08,072 --> 00:23:09,905
- Bang!
- Aw!
437
00:23:09,907 --> 00:23:11,339
This is...
438
00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:14,409
Can't forget about... Hold that...
439
00:23:14,411 --> 00:23:16,411
- What?
- ...this!
440
00:23:16,413 --> 00:23:18,880
- You remembered? Ugh!
- Come on, now.
441
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:23,251
- It's so good.
- Yeah?
442
00:23:23,253 --> 00:23:26,254
- Try it.
- Okay.
443
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:29,991
- Mm!
- All right, I see you.
444
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:32,594
- Right?
- It's actually not that bad.
445
00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,362
You're not that bad.
446
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:37,131
Mm, you're not that bad.
447
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,400
- I mean, you are that bad.
- Mm!
448
00:24:04,293 --> 00:24:07,561
Wait, let me... I got this.
449
00:24:27,281 --> 00:24:29,882
- Oh, thank you.
- Mmm.
450
00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:33,619
- Feels good.
- Uh-uh, don't get too comfortable.
451
00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:35,688
- I'm next.
- Tsk, whatever.
452
00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:39,058
I can't with that
Rubber Ducky Dick thing.
453
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,093
I think it's just called a Rubber Dicky.
454
00:24:41,095 --> 00:24:43,162
Oh, well, you don't need it...
455
00:24:43,164 --> 00:24:46,265
- Oh?
- ...'cause I can do better.
456
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:48,367
- Oh, can you?
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:51,303
Okay, yeah.
458
00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,482
Ah, shit.
459
00:25:03,484 --> 00:25:06,125
- Uh, I gotta go.
- Why? What's wrong?
460
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:09,521
Candice, she locked herself out.
461
00:25:09,523 --> 00:25:11,656
Okay.
462
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:17,184
- You gonna be okay?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, totally.
463
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,432
No, no, no, no, stay.
464
00:25:19,465 --> 00:25:21,065
Dinner's already on the way.
465
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,742
Room's paid for.
466
00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:24,502
Here.
467
00:25:24,504 --> 00:25:25,970
Mm.
468
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,506
Sorry, babe.
469
00:25:28,508 --> 00:25:30,185
I know this sucks.
470
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:32,910
I'm free next weekend, though,
and I'll call you, okay?
471
00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:34,712
- Okay.
- Okay.
472
00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:42,820
Tsk.
473
00:25:52,431 --> 00:25:54,764
Ah, shit, girl,
474
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:56,499
where did you learn that?
475
00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:58,868
Oh, shit, you about to make me come.
476
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:00,703
Shit!
477
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:03,440
What the fuck?!
478
00:26:03,442 --> 00:26:04,908
Oh, shit, you need a towel?
479
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:06,643
- Are you fucking serious right now?
- What?
480
00:26:06,645 --> 00:26:08,945
Did you really just do
that in my fucking face?!
481
00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:10,980
You were into it. I mean, I was into it.
482
00:26:10,982 --> 00:26:15,952
- I mean, good job.
- What? Are you... what?
483
00:26:15,954 --> 00:26:17,821
- Iss, Iss, calm down, calm down.
- Are you serious?
484
00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:19,856
Don't touch me!
485
00:26:19,858 --> 00:26:21,424
What... What's the problem?
486
00:26:21,426 --> 00:26:23,025
I mean, I thought we were having fun.
487
00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:25,494
Like, you seemed like
you was down for whatever.
488
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:27,529
Really? I didn't ask for this!
489
00:26:28,484 --> 00:26:30,891
I didn't ask you to suck my dick.
490
00:26:33,338 --> 00:26:34,636
Fuck you.
491
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,073
Iss!
492
00:27:08,305 --> 00:27:10,170
Hey. Uh, Is-suh?
493
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:15,275
Is-suh carpool.
494
00:27:15,277 --> 00:27:17,010
I got one more pickup.
495
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,478
Hey, can you change
it to a black station?
496
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,946
- Sure.
- Thanks.
497
00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:23,182
Yes!
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