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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:02,922 Girl, I always wanted to have a hoe phase. 2 00:00:03,645 --> 00:00:04,677 Sorry. 3 00:00:04,688 --> 00:00:06,600 I'm just stuck in my own head. 4 00:00:06,611 --> 00:00:08,663 - Can you teach me how to hoe? - Bitch, that's rude. 5 00:00:08,674 --> 00:00:09,760 And yes. 6 00:00:10,871 --> 00:00:12,246 Green shirt, that's all you. 7 00:00:13,829 --> 00:00:15,777 Girl, will you hurry your slow walking ass up? 8 00:00:15,788 --> 00:00:16,913 It's my sexy walk. 9 00:00:18,038 --> 00:00:20,069 Oh, hey, Candace. 10 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,449 Coming up here next weekend, right, 11 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:22,991 for Kiss-n-Grind, you going? 12 00:00:23,002 --> 00:00:24,412 Maybe. I'll ask Issa. 13 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:26,474 I gotta go do this work thing, 14 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,663 but I'll be right back. 15 00:00:27,955 --> 00:00:29,871 My whole family was here and you just ghosted. 16 00:00:30,788 --> 00:00:32,746 Okay, Eddie, I see you. 17 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:35,282 Oh, I'm so sorry. 18 00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:36,871 I actually like the love rough. 19 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:39,292 See you around. 20 00:00:39,303 --> 00:00:40,595 Yeah, for sure. 21 00:00:50,412 --> 00:00:51,828 Hey! 22 00:00:51,829 --> 00:00:55,245 Kiss-n-Grind, Kiss-n-Grind. 23 00:00:55,246 --> 00:00:57,370 Okay, with your little booty. 24 00:00:57,371 --> 00:00:59,411 I know, right? I was taking the stairs. 25 00:00:59,412 --> 00:01:01,411 Oh, hey, boo. 26 00:01:01,412 --> 00:01:02,473 You still not ready yet? 27 00:01:02,484 --> 00:01:03,735 Girl, you know it's a process. 28 00:01:03,746 --> 00:01:06,328 Well, can you hurry up? 'Cause Kiss-n-Grind starts at 3:00 29 00:01:06,329 --> 00:01:09,745 and there's road closures for some 24-hour bike ride thing. 30 00:01:09,746 --> 00:01:11,620 Girl, I've been drinking to pass the time. 31 00:01:11,621 --> 00:01:13,286 And a lot of time has passed. 32 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:15,328 Well, it's a good thing I brought... ah! 33 00:01:15,329 --> 00:01:16,828 Didn't I bring that to your party? 34 00:01:16,829 --> 00:01:17,995 You really wanna claim this? 35 00:01:17,996 --> 00:01:19,120 Costco is everything to me. 36 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,620 You will not shame me. 37 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:23,182 Ooh, I like that! 38 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:24,794 - You gonna do it with the... ? - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:24,805 --> 00:01:25,833 - And then... ? - Duh! 40 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:27,824 - What about... ? - You know I can't move in those. 41 00:01:27,835 --> 00:01:30,011 - You right. - Today is all about me 42 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:31,283 - and the dance floor. - Hey! 43 00:01:31,294 --> 00:01:33,495 I said me and the dance floor. 44 00:01:33,496 --> 00:01:35,828 - Maybe about you getting ready. - Uh-huh. 45 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,204 - Hey! - You and getting ready. 46 00:01:38,205 --> 00:01:39,578 Hey! 47 00:01:39,579 --> 00:01:41,411 Be singing that all day. 48 00:01:41,412 --> 00:01:44,703 Mm, so, tell me about this guy you meeting up with. 49 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,536 Ooh, let me show you his fine ass. 50 00:01:47,537 --> 00:01:49,954 Oh, he cute. 51 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:52,370 Mm-hmm, and he got a classy name, too. 52 00:01:52,371 --> 00:01:54,123 - Felix. - Like the cat? 53 00:01:54,134 --> 00:01:56,537 - You trying to fuck a cat? - Girl, I'm just trying to fuck. 54 00:01:56,548 --> 00:01:59,293 - Okay, what about neighbor bae? - Oh, I'm still keeping him around. 55 00:01:59,304 --> 00:02:01,485 - That's why I didn't wanna meet Felix. - Cat bae. 56 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,361 Felix one-on-one tonight. 57 00:02:03,372 --> 00:02:05,445 I'm not trying to be stuck with him if he's wack... 58 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:07,328 following me around all night. 59 00:02:07,329 --> 00:02:09,237 - And there's gonna be niggas there... - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:11,453 ... so I might just get a few more. 61 00:02:11,454 --> 00:02:13,620 Oh, shit, this bitch building a roster. 62 00:02:13,621 --> 00:02:15,995 Yep. Molly, like, for real? 63 00:02:15,996 --> 00:02:17,787 Bitch, you're about 40% too pressed. 64 00:02:17,788 --> 00:02:19,370 Calm the fuck down. 65 00:02:19,371 --> 00:02:21,286 - Killing my vibe. - You're killing my vibe. 66 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:23,162 - I'm trying to get down. - All right, nerd. 67 00:02:23,163 --> 00:02:25,787 "Oh, look at me, I'm trying to get home before curfew." 68 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:28,713 No, but, for real, we should go 69 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:30,537 'cause they will actually give our table away. 70 00:02:30,548 --> 00:02:31,995 - So, there's that. - Kelli! 71 00:02:31,996 --> 00:02:34,370 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 72 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:37,995 ♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪ 73 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:41,152 ♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪ 74 00:02:41,163 --> 00:02:43,370 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 75 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,370 ♪ These bitches got some issues I don't need... ♪ 76 00:02:45,371 --> 00:02:48,204 - Yo, I'm still at the house. - Bro, you haven't left yet? 77 00:02:48,205 --> 00:02:50,767 I got held up on the phone with Gerald. He wanted to roll through. 78 00:02:50,778 --> 00:02:52,134 No, no, he always starting fights. 79 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:54,170 I'm not trying to have another Chipotle situation. 80 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:56,619 You ever have they tofu bowl? Low-key, that shit's delicious. 81 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:58,120 - But, yeah, fuck Gerald. - All right. 82 00:02:58,131 --> 00:02:59,705 Yo, I'ma pick up some drinks on the way. 83 00:02:59,716 --> 00:03:01,662 I heard this spot gets crazy. 84 00:03:01,663 --> 00:03:04,620 - Tonight's gonna be lit. - Oh, what, you trying to be out? 85 00:03:04,621 --> 00:03:06,453 'Wrence trying to be in these streets? 86 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,912 Hell, yeah, nigga. 87 00:03:07,913 --> 00:03:09,536 All right, bet. Yeah, good. 88 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,952 I'll see you when you get there. 89 00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:12,370 Hey, I'ma hit up my weed man. 90 00:03:12,371 --> 00:03:15,703 Yo, I blacked out the last time you gave me those drops. 91 00:03:15,704 --> 00:03:16,954 Get some. 92 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:19,995 All right, nigga, yeah. Hey, what up, girl? 93 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:22,204 ♪ This something for you boys who don't understand us ♪ 94 00:03:22,205 --> 00:03:25,495 ♪ There's only one West Side, we about to call you blood ♪ 95 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,578 ♪ And when you hear power, they don't never jam us... ♪ 96 00:03:28,579 --> 00:03:30,453 Yes, that's us. Thank you. 97 00:03:30,454 --> 00:03:33,079 - Oh, I'm about to cash tonight! - Yes! 98 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,120 - Ooh! - Y'all ready to kiss and grind? 99 00:03:35,121 --> 00:03:36,912 This is my motherfucking cheat day. 100 00:03:36,913 --> 00:03:39,162 Y'all remember single Issa? 101 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:41,411 Oh, I remember. Single Issa would've been in that pool. 102 00:03:41,412 --> 00:03:43,995 Uh, yes, she would've, and she might be tonight. 103 00:03:43,996 --> 00:03:45,912 Give me a couple more drinks, bitch! 104 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:48,662 You better be ready to get fucked up is what I'm saying. 105 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:52,245 Oh, I'm ready to get fucked. 106 00:03:52,246 --> 00:03:54,286 - ♪ I think she love me... ♪ - Okay! 107 00:03:54,287 --> 00:03:56,578 - ♪ 'Cause I got the check on me... ♪ - Kiss-n-Grind. 108 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:59,745 ♪ Wanna spend the day and flex on me... ♪ 109 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:02,495 I was right... There's hella niggas. 110 00:04:02,496 --> 00:04:03,745 And the bouncer cute. 111 00:04:03,746 --> 00:04:05,495 I might fuck a bouncer tonight. 112 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,370 Sorry, not sorry. 113 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:09,370 Our table's over there. 114 00:04:09,371 --> 00:04:11,578 Damn, we might as well be on the sidewalk. 115 00:04:11,579 --> 00:04:13,266 Yo, why are we so far from the dance floor? 116 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:15,303 Nah, it's ideal. We gonna get our steps in 117 00:04:15,314 --> 00:04:16,913 and then we gonna get our steps in. 118 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:22,912 Okay, it is never that serious. 119 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,287 I saw her coochie! 120 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,245 - Ladies! - Aw, you got me Prosecco! 121 00:04:29,246 --> 00:04:30,897 Don't drink it straight. It's hella cheap. 122 00:04:30,908 --> 00:04:33,620 Selfie! Uh-uh. 123 00:04:35,412 --> 00:04:36,638 I'm fine as fuck. 124 00:04:36,649 --> 00:04:38,183 So y'all over here in the cheap seats? 125 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,636 Wanted to be closer to the speakers? 126 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,880 - Shut the fuck up! - I'm getting my steps. 127 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:44,213 Well, I'm glad y'all made it. Looking like Destiny's Child. 128 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:46,621 - Oh, okay! - Uh, who Michelle? 129 00:04:48,829 --> 00:04:50,495 It's you. 130 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,286 You know what? Where's Candice? 131 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,620 Oh, she's in San Diego at a meditation seminar. 132 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:56,495 Basically, she's paying to nap with strangers, 133 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,370 but, you know, wifey into it. 134 00:04:59,638 --> 00:05:02,662 See, that's what I love about y'all. Y'all can just do your own thing. 135 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:04,286 I gotta get back to my table 136 00:05:04,287 --> 00:05:06,037 before my boys eat my chicken fingers, so... 137 00:05:06,038 --> 00:05:08,370 Wait, you got food? I'll holla! 138 00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:10,621 - That's what's up. - Okay. Look at you. 139 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:14,912 - Uh-uh! Get. - Oh, no, no, no. 140 00:05:14,913 --> 00:05:17,787 - Get! - Your table sucks anyway. 141 00:05:17,788 --> 00:05:20,079 At least we have one. Bye, bye, bye! 142 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,996 - Fashion all nasty. - Mm! 143 00:05:23,996 --> 00:05:25,745 You see cat bae? 144 00:05:25,746 --> 00:05:27,703 Oh, not yet, but he better hurry up 145 00:05:27,704 --> 00:05:30,038 'cause I see a lot of potentials. 146 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:33,703 I see you, nigga in the baseball cap. 147 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:34,871 You can hit. 148 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,453 You know what? I'm gonna let them meet me. 149 00:05:38,454 --> 00:05:40,328 - You know what I mean? - I made that for me. 150 00:05:40,329 --> 00:05:42,536 Mm, hey, how you doing? 151 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:43,870 You separated from the pack. 152 00:05:43,871 --> 00:05:45,870 That means I'm gonna get you. 153 00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:48,037 ♪ Oh, girl, you're running me dry ♪ 154 00:05:48,038 --> 00:05:49,703 ♪ Cried my last teardrop ♪ 155 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,536 ♪ Saw bad when I told her "Bring it here" ♪ 156 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:53,787 ♪ Drop down, pick it up, up, up ♪ 157 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,204 ♪ Swing it around, I'ma go, go, go ♪ 158 00:05:56,205 --> 00:05:58,079 ♪ Drop that, down, I'ma pick it up... ♪ 159 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,703 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 160 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:03,745 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 161 00:06:03,746 --> 00:06:05,703 ♪ At the moment, I'm doing me ♪ 162 00:06:05,704 --> 00:06:08,037 ♪ But, but it could go down if it's you and me ♪ 163 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,453 ♪ You can bring your girls, we can do the threes... ♪ 164 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,411 ♪ Bad bitch, this is right where you need to be ♪ 165 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:15,662 ♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪ 166 00:06:15,663 --> 00:06:18,204 ♪ I'm livin', I'm livin' ♪ 167 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:20,620 ♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪ 168 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:22,662 ♪ I, I, I, I'm livin' ♪ 169 00:06:22,663 --> 00:06:25,411 - ♪ Look, they get everything... ♪ - Come on! 170 00:06:25,412 --> 00:06:27,703 ♪ A few shots, a few blunts, and some "Max Payne" ♪ 171 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:30,037 ♪ They from the Valley, so they skirred up in a Camry ♪ 172 00:06:30,038 --> 00:06:32,245 ♪ Poppin' Xannies with no panties in this damn thing ♪ 173 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:34,536 ♪ Damn shame, you will never live this life, buddy ♪ 174 00:06:34,537 --> 00:06:37,037 ♪ Damn lames, always trying to fight, buddy ♪ 175 00:06:37,038 --> 00:06:39,954 ♪ But I'm so chill, got your girl rollin' flight, buddy... ♪ 176 00:06:43,121 --> 00:06:45,621 - Fuck. - Pull over. 177 00:06:57,579 --> 00:07:00,411 10-21. 178 00:07:00,412 --> 00:07:01,955 Copy that. 179 00:07:03,913 --> 00:07:07,787 - You in a rush? - Uh, no, sir. 180 00:07:07,788 --> 00:07:10,787 You must be, making the illegal U-turn. 181 00:07:10,788 --> 00:07:12,954 Oh, I... I thought I could make a turn 182 00:07:12,955 --> 00:07:15,204 when I saw the other cars do it. 183 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:16,621 Is this your car? 184 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,286 - Yeah. - Where are you going? 185 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:22,121 The grocery store. 186 00:07:23,996 --> 00:07:25,913 License and registration. 187 00:07:31,704 --> 00:07:33,663 Get my license. 188 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:37,996 Uh, here you go. 189 00:07:42,788 --> 00:07:44,704 Keep your hands where I can see 'em! 190 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:57,996 I'm gonna let you off with a warning today, hot rod. 191 00:08:00,163 --> 00:08:01,828 Thank you, sir. 192 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,762 I should give you a ticket just for being a Hoya. 193 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:04,822 A what? 194 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,484 Your license plate. It says Georgetown. 195 00:08:06,495 --> 00:08:08,019 I'm a Villanova guy. 196 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,778 We beat the shit out of you guys last year. 197 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:15,612 Yeah, you did. 198 00:08:15,613 --> 00:08:17,071 You beat us. 199 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:20,361 Let's go. 200 00:08:20,362 --> 00:08:22,945 ♪ Yeah ♪ 201 00:08:22,946 --> 00:08:25,154 ♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign ♪ 202 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:26,820 ♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign, whoo ♪ 203 00:08:26,821 --> 00:08:28,695 ♪ I brought them bottles on bottles ♪ 204 00:08:28,696 --> 00:08:30,320 ♪ I fuck with models on models ♪ 205 00:08:30,321 --> 00:08:31,945 ♪ I'll take that molly with molly ♪ 206 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,528 ♪ I got the racks on racks... ♪ 207 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,278 Guess who I just saw. 208 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:37,612 Is it the girl who plays Ninny? 'Cause I think she's here. 209 00:08:37,613 --> 00:08:38,904 - Daniel. - Where?! 210 00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:40,321 - Don't look for him! - Ow! 211 00:08:41,779 --> 00:08:43,695 - Did he see you? - I mean, maybe. 212 00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:46,421 Depends on how good that nigga's peripheral vision is. 213 00:08:46,432 --> 00:08:49,004 I bet it's good, though, because he got Lasik a year ago, so... 214 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:50,612 So, do you wanna leave? 215 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,820 No, I'm just annoyed that I gotta deal with this shit. 216 00:08:53,821 --> 00:08:56,361 See, that's why we gotta get out of LA. 217 00:08:56,362 --> 00:08:58,070 Ooh, what about Morocco? 218 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,945 Okay, sure, let's go to Morocco. 219 00:08:59,946 --> 00:09:03,486 But right now, we're right fucking here and this is happening. 220 00:09:03,487 --> 00:09:06,862 All right, so are you trying to talk to Daniel or are you trying to avoid him? 221 00:09:06,863 --> 00:09:09,154 'Cause I just wanna know how sober I need to be. 222 00:09:09,155 --> 00:09:12,320 Tsk, nah, girl, he ain't gonna turn down my turn up. 223 00:09:12,321 --> 00:09:14,695 Let me be the fucking adult in this situation 224 00:09:14,696 --> 00:09:16,486 and go deal with this drama. 225 00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:17,571 You got this. 226 00:09:19,696 --> 00:09:21,653 Here I go. 227 00:09:23,071 --> 00:09:24,403 ♪ Unh... ♪ 228 00:09:27,571 --> 00:09:29,862 ♪ Oh, yeah, mmm, I know a thing, go ♪ 229 00:09:29,863 --> 00:09:32,114 ♪ Shea Butter Twitter be callin' shawty a queen, go ♪ 230 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:34,318 ♪ Head game silly, might give her the Don C, go ♪ 231 00:09:34,329 --> 00:09:36,304 ♪ Hair game killin', I get her a new McQueen... ♪ 232 00:09:36,315 --> 00:09:38,195 Daniel, hey. 233 00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:39,487 Hey. 234 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:43,361 Hi. Uh, can we... ? 235 00:09:43,362 --> 00:09:44,389 Yeah. 236 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:50,445 - What's up? - Oh, you know, just chillin'. 237 00:09:50,446 --> 00:09:52,987 ♪ Heard about me, what they say about you? ♪ 238 00:09:52,988 --> 00:09:55,070 Do you usually come to these parties? 239 00:09:55,071 --> 00:09:56,695 Nah, I came to see the DJ. 240 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,445 Oh, yeah, he's good. 241 00:09:58,446 --> 00:10:00,320 It's a girl. 242 00:10:00,321 --> 00:10:04,486 Right, right, right. I think I marched with her. 243 00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:08,987 ♪ Walk by, on fire, baby, can't douse it... ♪ 244 00:10:08,988 --> 00:10:11,236 You know, the last time I saw you... 245 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:13,236 - You ain't gotta get into it. - No, I know. 246 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,737 But I just feel like 247 00:10:15,738 --> 00:10:17,904 I shouldn't have said what I said or... 248 00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:20,612 did what I did... We did... and... 249 00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:25,361 You know, I should've just handled the whole situation better, and... 250 00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:27,613 It was months ago, you know? It... it happened. 251 00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:31,113 I'm good. 252 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,862 - You good? - I'm very good. 253 00:10:35,863 --> 00:10:37,446 You know, I'm here with my girls. 254 00:10:38,325 --> 00:10:40,778 Out here doing my thing, just... 255 00:10:40,779 --> 00:10:44,487 ♪ Living single. ♪ 256 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,613 - Cool, that's what's up. - No, that is what's up. 257 00:10:51,794 --> 00:10:54,794 All right, then, um, have fun. 258 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,378 You, too. 259 00:10:58,502 --> 00:11:01,085 Good seeing y'all again. 260 00:11:01,086 --> 00:11:03,335 ♪ On fire, baby, can't douse it ♪ 261 00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:05,475 ♪ That body bangin', what set that? ♪ 262 00:11:05,486 --> 00:11:07,377 ♪ You should model, girl, who do your booking? ♪ 263 00:11:07,378 --> 00:11:10,043 Okay, what about dude right there? 264 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:13,043 Uh, maybe. You know, he's not that... 265 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:14,626 Oh, never mind. Kelli got him. 266 00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:17,918 Mmm, mmm. Which Running Man is that? 267 00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:19,906 - I don't know. - My goodness. 268 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,499 Oh, what about my man over here 269 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,207 with the Usher fade? 270 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,958 You mean the one with the elbow patches and the pigeon toe? 271 00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:27,833 Buttoned up and bougie. That's your type. 272 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,124 He looks like a strip mall dentist. 273 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:33,165 Damn, I gotta warn my niggas out here... you ice cold. 274 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:36,582 Shut up. Every dude I mess with ends up the same way, 275 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,249 so I'm just trying not to be pressed these days, 276 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,624 taking things as they come. 277 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,083 Yeah, like how you came over here and took my chicken fingers? 278 00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:44,734 - Basically. - Ah. 279 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,190 - Got something in my teeth? - Nah, get that shit out of here. 280 00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:49,408 Have the dentist come over here and check that mess out. 281 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,667 Uh, just looking for my card. Sorry. 282 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:10,374 Uh, oh, they have these at my doctor. 283 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,958 It's a Dum Dum, like me today. 284 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,290 Oh, we could... 285 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,861 We could just, like, cover it for you. 286 00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:20,124 No. No, you don't have to do that. 287 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,791 I just, uh... sorry just... You know what? 288 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,624 Can you just hold this for me and I'll run home... 289 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,499 It's okay, he can put his on ours. 290 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,666 What is it, like, $15 or something? 291 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,666 - $46.92. - No, I can't. 292 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,959 No worries. We've got it. 293 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,834 Hey, Dum Dum! 294 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,499 Where you going with all that drank? 295 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,791 Uh, I'm just going to my boy's to pre-game. 296 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,208 Does he look like Craig to you? 297 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,833 Oh, my God! He does. 298 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:57,000 I know, right? 299 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,165 So, what are y'all getting into? 300 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,999 We're probably just gonna be chilling at the house, 301 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,874 drinking some wine, 302 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,124 trying to stay out of trouble. 303 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:13,374 So, y'all are trouble. 304 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,750 Depends. 305 00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,627 Man, it sucks 306 00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:20,041 that you're gonna be hanging out with your boy tonight. 307 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,958 What? Uh, no, I don't have to. 308 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,582 I don't have to see him. 309 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,999 You know, we play in a rec league together. 310 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,290 We're not even really that close, you know. 311 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:33,874 And, technically, you guys bought the alcohol, so. 312 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:40,624 ♪ Hey, hey, I just want a bad bitch to make me feel good ♪ 313 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,124 ♪ Make me feel good, make me feel great ♪ 314 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,874 ♪ Girl, motherfuck your boyfriend ♪ 315 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:50,165 ♪ Oh, he do not matter at this moment ♪ 316 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,582 ♪ She gonna ride that thing like she stole it ♪ 317 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,332 ♪ Working like a Mexi, baby, call me sexy ♪ 318 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,332 ♪ Yo, freaky little thing, throw in my direction ♪ 319 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,833 ♪ Yeah, make this shit feel like a vacay... ♪ 320 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:04,249 - Issa? - Hey! 321 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,791 Oh. 322 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,749 - How you doing, Folix? - Huh? 323 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,958 No, 'cause you... you had that typo in your profile. 324 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,000 Oh, yeah. 325 00:14:15,011 --> 00:14:16,141 You okay? 326 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,291 Yeah, I... I just didn't recognize you at first. 327 00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:20,547 Really? 328 00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:23,582 Yeah, your hair is different than your picture. 329 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,207 Oh, um, I like to switch it up. 330 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,707 You ever switch it back? 331 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,291 Sometimes. Yeah, I guess. 332 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,290 Have you heard the DJ, though? She is so dope. 333 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,697 Does your voice always sound like this? 334 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,290 I just thought your voice would sound different. 335 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,290 Oh, ahem, you know what? 336 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,457 I had a cold a few months ago, 337 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,499 so it's probably still in there somewhere. 338 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,916 I might try and make it high. 339 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,374 Are you looking for your friends? 340 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:58,541 Yeah, actually, I think I'm gonna go catch up with them. 341 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,083 - Uh, but I'll find you. - Okay, yeah, mm-hmm. 342 00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,649 ♪ Been a fiend, her and I, king and queen, how she got in them jeans? ♪ 343 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,779 ♪ I'm tryin' to get in between... ♪ - 344 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,707 ♪ And when we pull up to the crib ♪ 345 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,249 - ♪ Oh, then it's going down... ♪ - Y'all going this way? 346 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,666 ♪ Popping dog niggas, they be lyin' on their brother dick ♪ 347 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,332 ♪ Everybody scared of "Lil' Linky," man, it's evident ♪ 348 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,457 ♪ Feeling like 50 way back in '03... ♪ 349 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,666 But look, look, no matter what I did, 350 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,041 my waves wouldn't dip back then. 351 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,749 No, and you always used to have 352 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,499 this, like, deep wave cap crease right there on your forehead. 353 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,582 - Oh, word. That's how we doing? - That's what we doing, yep. 354 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,916 Oh, shit! Oh, this was your song. 355 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,249 What you mean "was"? 356 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,624 - Yeah! - Oh, there it is. Okay. 357 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:40,541 ♪ Put a hump in your back and shake your rump... ♪ 358 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,999 ♪ Let's go, bounce that ass up and down to the floor ♪ 359 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,217 ♪ Shake that shit till you can't no more ♪ 360 00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,197 ♪ Twerk that monkey, let me see you get low... ♪ 361 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,833 Yo, remember when we used to battle back in the day? 362 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,083 Back when every song had dance instructions? 363 00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,999 Yeah, like, "Drop it low, bitch! Shake it fast, trick!" 364 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,290 And you'd dance so hard, and I'd always beat you anyway. 365 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,499 - Youse a motherfucking liar. - Hey, cuidado, niña. 366 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,749 My moves been fine ever since Lucas sold mangoes, my nig. 367 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,833 Wow, so you're gonna just rewrite history on me? 368 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,624 You're gonna act like I didn't teach you the Pony and the Train? 369 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:13,041 - Here we go, here we go. - What? Ooh-ooh. We can settle this. 370 00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,698 - Battle right now. - What? 371 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:17,581 Let me introduce you to tie-dye, nig, 'cause I get down out here. 372 00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:19,531 - Mega-Mega Man. What? Nigga, what? - Wow! Okay. 373 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:21,781 I got something for you. 374 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,196 - Oh, sh... okay. Look at you. - You don't know. 375 00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:26,025 Then don't let this go all the way through... 376 00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:27,567 - Let it go. - ... 'cause you in trouble 377 00:16:27,578 --> 00:16:30,125 - when I do that shit, girl. - What you know about this? 378 00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:31,707 You ain't... oh. 379 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:34,833 You gonna... You just gonna... ? 380 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,374 Okay, look at you out here. 381 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,083 - You still got it. - I... oh, I never lost it! 382 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,541 Shh! Out here losing. 383 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,874 - Okay. - ♪ Slow motion for me... ♪ 384 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,582 - Oh-ho! - They done fucked up now. 385 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,415 - DJ, what are you doing? - Blessing us, that's what. 386 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,833 ♪ Slow motion for me, slow motion for me ♪ 387 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,916 - ♪ Move in slow motion for me... ♪ - Come on. 388 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:58,207 ♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪ 389 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,833 - ♪ She working that back... ♪ - Oh! 390 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,499 ♪ I don't know how to act ♪ 391 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,707 ♪ Slow motion for me, slow motion for me ♪ 392 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:07,041 ♪ Slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me ♪ 393 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,021 ♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪ 394 00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:11,054 ♪ She working that back... ♪ 395 00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,666 ♪ I don't know how to act ♪ 396 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,791 ♪ Slow motion for me, slow motion for me ♪ 397 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,833 ♪ Slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me ♪ 398 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,290 ♪ I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurting... ♪ 399 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,708 Okay. 400 00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,221 We should probably stop 401 00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,290 'cause I'm sure Candice would not be too thrilled 402 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,457 with all this high school grinding. 403 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,124 Plus, she got them mollywhoppin' arms 404 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,124 and I can't fight like I used to, so. 405 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,457 Nah, she'd be fine with it. 406 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,457 No, she would not. 407 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,249 Molly, it's... It's cool. 408 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,792 Candice and I, we're... 409 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,541 we're open. 410 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,958 - Open? - Mm-hmm. 411 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,053 Open how? 412 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,041 Like we're in an open marriage. 413 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,791 We're allowed to be with other people. 414 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,958 What? Since when? 415 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,874 A year ago. 416 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,497 I'm serious, I'm serious. 417 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,806 Traditional marriage, that shit just didn't work for us. 418 00:17:57,817 --> 00:17:59,083 You got married in a church. 419 00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:00,875 I didn't expect things to go this way either. 420 00:18:01,945 --> 00:18:03,833 Look, look, it's a lot of pressure. 421 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,541 To be all things to one person? 422 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,276 - Come on. - Well, then make friends! 423 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,738 You just can't be out here cheating... 424 00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:11,016 But it isn't cheating. We're very honest with each other. 425 00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:12,426 Isn't that how relationships work? 426 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,749 - I mean, I guess. - Yeah. 427 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,083 It's not like we out in these streets, hoing around. 428 00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:21,708 But if something happens, yo, it happens. 429 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,332 I don't know. 430 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:30,165 Look, people just need to figure out what works for them. 431 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:34,958 And this works for us. 432 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,416 Why are you on the phone? 433 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,707 Who are you texting? 434 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,290 Uh, it's just my boy that I was supposed to meet up with. 435 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,486 Oh, really? 436 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,582 ♪ Let me tell the truth ♪ 437 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,749 ♪ Baby, let me tell the truth... ♪ 438 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,583 This nigga stupid. 439 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,124 ♪ Hate it when you cry ♪ 440 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,041 ♪ You're scared to be lonely... ♪ 441 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,707 Do you like The Weeknd? 442 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,874 ♪ I'm scared that I'll miss you... ♪ 443 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,791 Yeah, he's cool. 444 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:51,374 I love The Weeknd. 445 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,249 He's so... mm. 446 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,165 ♪ It ain't workin' 'cause you're perfect ♪ 447 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,791 ♪ And I know that you're worth it ♪ 448 00:19:56,792 --> 00:20:00,707 ♪ I can't walk away, oh ♪ 449 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,833 ♪ Even though we're going through it ♪ 450 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:06,624 ♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪ 451 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,541 ♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪ 452 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,582 ♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪ 453 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,190 ♪ The distance and the time between us... ♪ 454 00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,451 I like you. 455 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,833 Yeah, me, too. 456 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,374 ♪ I would die for you... ♪ 457 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,290 ♪ Baby, I would die... ♪ 458 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,290 I'm not sure what you said there. 459 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,124 Sorry. Siri. 460 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,958 Sorry. 461 00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,958 ♪ Even though we're going through it ♪ 462 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,791 ♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪ 463 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:42,707 ♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪ 464 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,958 ♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪ 465 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:50,624 ♪ The distance and the time between us ♪ 466 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,124 ♪ It'll never change my mind ♪ 467 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:56,874 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I would die for you ♪ 468 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,207 ♪ Yeah, babe ♪ 469 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,290 ♪ Die for you. ♪ 470 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,281 - Mm-mm, not your table. - You didn't pay for this. Get up. 471 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,207 Y'all, my motherfucking life. 472 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,374 Dro hit on me, hard. 473 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,198 - Like he's trying to fuck. - What?! 474 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,707 What the fuck? Why would he do that? 475 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,698 He said he and Candice are in an open marriage. 476 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:24,332 Dro? Like, Dro, Dro? Dro who we know? 477 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,361 Shit, I didn't even know, and I do their taxes. 478 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,600 - So, they both step out? - Damn, that's progressive as fuck. 479 00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:29,629 Or is it messy as fuck? 480 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,332 I thought that was some white people shit. 481 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,666 I know! 482 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,582 Mm. 483 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,207 Well, as long as they're both being honest. 484 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,083 He said they are. 485 00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:44,749 I mean, I guess it's better than doing shit behind your person's back... 486 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,542 Lying, cheating, moving out. 487 00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:48,691 You talking about you. 488 00:21:48,702 --> 00:21:50,456 I'm not talking about anybody specifically. 489 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,961 You talking about you specifically. 490 00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:55,823 Damn, is anyone married like my parents anymore? 491 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,541 - Derek and Tiffany are. - Mmm. 492 00:21:57,542 --> 00:22:00,541 Maybe, but how do we know what happens in their marriage? 493 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:03,165 Tiffany said that Derek lived in a hotel last year. 494 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,541 Could I fuck Derek? Would I fuck Derek? 495 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:07,999 Should I fuck Derek? 496 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,833 So, are you considering this? 497 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:15,083 No! Girl, it's Dro. 498 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,749 Like, we grew up together 499 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,415 and, yes, we kissed in middle school, but, like, that's it. 500 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,833 And if it was ever gonna happen, it would not be like this. 501 00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,426 Yeah, but if he were some guy on the street... 502 00:22:24,437 --> 00:22:25,466 Like Derek. 503 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,847 - ... would you consider it then? - But he's not just a guy. 504 00:22:27,858 --> 00:22:30,249 He's married, so that's not even on the table. 505 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,750 Well, now he wants to fuck you on this table. 506 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,958 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah? 507 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,124 Your black cock feels so good in my white pussy. 508 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,749 You like that? 509 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,624 Oh, fuck, yes. It's so fucking huge. 510 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:52,165 Oh, I'm so wet. Make me squirt. 511 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,083 Oh! I'm coming! 512 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,749 Yes, yes! 513 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,791 Oh, fuck me good! 514 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,124 Fuck me long! Fuck me numb! 515 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,791 - Ah, right there, right there. - Yeah! 516 00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:06,366 Right there, right there. 517 00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:07,749 Oh, yeah. 518 00:23:10,042 --> 00:23:12,916 Oh, shit. 519 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,624 Oh, fuck, yeah. 520 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:17,165 Oh, fuck, that was good. 521 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:21,707 My turn. I want some, too. 522 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,624 Yeah, okay. 523 00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:36,083 Ugh, he's soft. 524 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:39,791 Wait, I can't just go right again. 525 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,499 Well, then why'd you come? 526 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,165 Because we were fucking? 527 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:47,499 This is bullshit. 528 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,750 Wait, no, no, no, no! Look, look, look, look. 529 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,716 I just need a breath, you know, just a minute, and I can get him back up. 530 00:23:52,727 --> 00:23:54,499 Just give me a second. 531 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,334 You... you're just gonna stare at me like that? 532 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:06,956 What's the problem? We've been with a bunch of other black guys 533 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,155 who can come and keep going. 534 00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:10,499 A bunch? 535 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,833 You know who could fuck? 536 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,582 LaMarcus. 537 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,332 Oh, my gosh. 538 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,875 That night was fucking crazy. 539 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:27,290 Remember that pad thai place that we went to after? 540 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:30,041 Oh, my God, yeah. Let's Postmates it. 541 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:33,124 Shit, today's Saturday. 542 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,809 They'll probably have a surge charge. 543 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,728 Well, let's just go to the place on the corner. 544 00:24:36,739 --> 00:24:37,950 - It'll be faster. - Mm-hmm. 545 00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,704 Oh, we could still make Michelle's party. 546 00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:41,582 If Debbie is there, I'm not speaking to her. 547 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,833 - Ugh, she's such a bitch. - She's so fat. 548 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:44,999 Oh, I know. 549 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,707 This looks like me, right? 550 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,833 I mean, your face is your face, 551 00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:52,165 but you have the hair of another person. 552 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:55,624 Best night of my damn life! 553 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,958 Mine was the exact opposite. 554 00:24:57,959 --> 00:24:59,916 Oh, so my guy, John? 555 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,332 James... you know what? Let's just call him Sweetie. 556 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,833 Sweetie and his friends are going to Swingers, and so are we. 557 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,415 Great, 'cause I'm starving. 558 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,124 Molly, can you put this on my tab? 559 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,084 - Yeah, no, I got it. - Yes! 560 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:16,750 - Hey, I'll catch up with you guys. - All right, hurry up. 561 00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:24,666 - Hey. - Uh, we're about to head out. 562 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:26,583 Yeah, yeah, me, too. 563 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,750 So, what's next? 564 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:37,917 Um, I'm about to go grab some food with Issa and Kelli. 565 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,416 Okay. 566 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,805 Then what? 567 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,332 I guess home. 568 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,000 Maybe I'll text you later. 569 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:51,084 Okay. 570 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:05,791 Uh-uh. 571 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,916 Kelli, does your boy already have a table? 572 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,260 'Cause this right here, I can't. 573 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,290 Bitch, we just got here. Don't fuck this up for me. 574 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:15,290 - Ooh, he's in the back. - Thank God. My feet hurt. 575 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,458 These goddamn wedges. I hate these shoes. 576 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:21,666 There they go. 577 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,457 - Hey, Sweetie! - Girl, I gotta go to the bathroom. 578 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,999 Thanks for saving us seats. 579 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,457 Absolutely. No worries. 580 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,492 You're very welcome. And here is a menu. 581 00:26:29,503 --> 00:26:31,637 You know what? I don't need that. I know what I want. 582 00:26:31,648 --> 00:26:33,374 It's my cheat day. I want a root beer float. 583 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,125 - Mm-hmm. - Nothing but float! 584 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,167 So, do you clap after all your sentences? 585 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,999 You know what? I do what I want. 586 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,374 Girl, I like it. 587 00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,322 - Wait, let's get a selfie. - Let's do it. 588 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,791 I gotta send it to my mom. She's scared. 589 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,916 But, like, what food are you gonna order? 590 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,415 - Like... Yeah! - Oh, food! 591 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,041 Can't go wrong with your first choice. 592 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,332 Yo, is it still going down? 593 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,874 If it were, would I have answered the phone? 594 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,627 Nigga! I can't believe you just met two bitches at the grocery store. 595 00:27:12,638 --> 00:27:14,116 Did y'all fuck with any of the food? 596 00:27:14,127 --> 00:27:17,004 I told you you was gonna be the man, smashing random bitches and shit. 597 00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:18,374 Was it great? It was great, right? 598 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,084 Yeah, it was... 599 00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:23,124 Yeah, it was great. 600 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,207 Shit, nigga, I knew it, I knew it! 601 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,207 Yeah, yo, we were kicking it and drinking. 602 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:31,541 Then I started making out with one of 'em, 603 00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,124 then we were all fucking. 604 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,791 Then they started doing coke, 605 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,916 and then, you know, they were hella hungry. 606 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,290 Oh, nigga, you wore 'em out! 607 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,999 My man, 'Wrence! 608 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,624 'Wrence wearing that ass out! 609 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,874 - Yeah. - Yeah, man. 610 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:47,791 - I am pretty worn out. - All right, for sure. 611 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,041 You know we got that rec basketball game tomorrow, 612 00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:52,583 so better stretch tonight, nigga. 613 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:26,290 Did you get any other girls' number at Kiss-n-Grind? 614 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,999 No! Once I saw you, baby, it was a fajita. 615 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,332 That's a wrap! 616 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,060 You make that look so delicious. 617 00:28:33,071 --> 00:28:35,193 - It's so good. - I really want some. 618 00:28:35,204 --> 00:28:37,990 No, it's my cheat day. You touch my food, it's over. 619 00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:42,958 ♪ Sometimes I feel like flying away ♪ 620 00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:48,124 ♪ When I feel like my love didn't change ♪ 621 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:53,958 ♪ There's a void that faces galaxy spaces ♪ 622 00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:57,457 ♪ Time couldn't measure ♪ 623 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,624 ♪ You broke my love... ♪ 624 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,457 This gonna sound crazy, right? 625 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:05,332 What I wanna talk to you about is the seriousness 626 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,041 of "Lion King" in this day and age. 627 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:12,458 So, if you were gonna make me dinner, what would you... ? 628 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,834 Mm. 629 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Girl. 630 00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,582 It's my cheat... It's cheat day. 631 00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,042 - It's cheat day. - Cheat day, yeah. 632 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:07,582 Thank you. 633 00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:15,422 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 634 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:20,290 ♪ It's a long, long ♪ 635 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,874 ♪ Long, long ♪ 636 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:26,332 ♪ Journey to the middle ♪ 637 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,207 ♪ Welcome to the middle ♪ 638 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:33,290 ♪ Yeah, my soul bleeds over the keys of this piano ♪ 639 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,290 ♪ I'm in trouble, need more treble ♪ 640 00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:40,250 ♪ My brother ran base, I rock like heavy metal, yeah ♪ 641 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:46,249 ♪ We ain't talk much since '99 ♪ 642 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:49,415 ♪ We have problems, like, 99 ♪ 643 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,791 ♪ "I'm comin' home", I know he lyin' ♪ 644 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:56,083 ♪ But that's my brother, so that was fine ♪ 645 00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:59,457 ♪ He in the pen, I'm independent ♪ 646 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,874 ♪ I used to pen shit, but never send it ♪ 647 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:06,207 ♪ He was like my pen pal, I pawned his pendant ♪ 648 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:09,582 ♪ Then cop a pistol, no cop protection ♪ 649 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,916 ♪ He had potential, the times was tense ♪ 650 00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:15,083 ♪ In those tense times, crime pays quicker ♪ 651 00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:18,415 ♪ The grind takes time, so no Tim Tebow ♪ 652 00:31:18,416 --> 00:31:20,290 ♪ He in the field, no God ♪ 653 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:23,290 ♪ Dope boy lifestyle, a car, no job ♪ 654 00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:26,499 ♪ He had a chain, now he chained ♪ 655 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,958 ♪ Calling collect with some change ♪ 656 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:33,332 ♪ My mother cryin', I hate it ♪ 657 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:36,749 ♪ I know she snitched on my brother ♪ 658 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:40,124 ♪ So that's a family divided ♪ 659 00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:43,415 ♪ Another Christmas, no brother ♪ 660 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:46,791 ♪ I jail visit my brother ♪ 661 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:50,290 ♪ I'm tired of missin' my brother, yeah ♪ 662 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,333 ♪ I hope you listenin', brother, yeah. ♪ 50009

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