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Girl, I always wanted
to have a hoe phase.
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Sorry.
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I'm just stuck in my own head.
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- Can you teach me how to hoe?
- Bitch, that's rude.
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And yes.
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Green shirt, that's all you.
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Girl, will you hurry your
slow walking ass up?
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It's my sexy walk.
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Oh, hey, Candace.
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Coming up here next weekend, right,
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for Kiss-n-Grind, you going?
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Maybe. I'll ask Issa.
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I gotta go do this work thing,
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but I'll be right back.
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My whole family was here
and you just ghosted.
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Okay, Eddie, I see you.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I actually like the love rough.
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See you around.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Hey!
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Kiss-n-Grind, Kiss-n-Grind.
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Okay, with your little booty.
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I know, right? I was taking the stairs.
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Oh, hey, boo.
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You still not ready yet?
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Girl, you know it's a process.
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Well, can you hurry up?
'Cause Kiss-n-Grind starts at 3:00
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and there's road closures for
some 24-hour bike ride thing.
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Girl, I've been drinking
to pass the time.
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And a lot of time has passed.
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Well, it's a good thing I brought... ah!
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Didn't I bring that to your party?
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You really wanna claim this?
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Costco is everything to me.
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You will not shame me.
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Ooh, I like that!
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- You gonna do it with the... ?
- Mm-hmm.
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- And then... ?
- Duh!
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- What about... ?
- You know I can't move in those.
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- You right.
- Today is all about me
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- and the dance floor.
- Hey!
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I said me and the dance floor.
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- Maybe about you getting ready.
- Uh-huh.
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- Hey!
- You and getting ready.
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Hey!
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Be singing that all day.
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Mm, so, tell me about this
guy you meeting up with.
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Ooh, let me show you his fine ass.
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Oh, he cute.
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Mm-hmm, and he got a classy name, too.
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- Felix.
- Like the cat?
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- You trying to fuck a cat?
- Girl, I'm just trying to fuck.
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- Okay, what about neighbor bae?
- Oh, I'm still keeping him around.
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- That's why I didn't wanna meet Felix.
- Cat bae.
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Felix one-on-one tonight.
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I'm not trying to be stuck
with him if he's wack...
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following me around all night.
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- And there's gonna be niggas there...
- Mm-hmm.
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... so I might just get a few more.
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Oh, shit, this bitch building a roster.
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Yep. Molly, like, for real?
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Bitch, you're about 40% too pressed.
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Calm the fuck down.
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- Killing my vibe.
- You're killing my vibe.
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- I'm trying to get down.
- All right, nerd.
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"Oh, look at me, I'm trying
to get home before curfew."
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No, but, for real, we should go
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'cause they will actually
give our table away.
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- So, there's that.
- Kelli!
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♪ I'm on my way ♪
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♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪
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♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪
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♪ These bitches got some
issues I don't need... ♪
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- Yo, I'm still at the house.
- Bro, you haven't left yet?
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I got held up on the phone with Gerald.
He wanted to roll through.
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No, no, he always starting fights.
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I'm not trying to have
another Chipotle situation.
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You ever have they tofu bowl?
Low-key, that shit's delicious.
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- But, yeah, fuck Gerald.
- All right.
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Yo, I'ma pick up some drinks on the way.
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I heard this spot gets crazy.
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- Tonight's gonna be lit.
- Oh, what, you trying to be out?
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'Wrence trying to be in these streets?
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Hell, yeah, nigga.
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All right, bet. Yeah, good.
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I'll see you when you get there.
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Hey, I'ma hit up my weed man.
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Yo, I blacked out the last
time you gave me those drops.
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Get some.
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All right, nigga, yeah.
Hey, what up, girl?
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♪ This something for you boys
who don't understand us ♪
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♪ There's only one West Side,
we about to call you blood ♪
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♪ And when you hear power,
they don't never jam us... ♪
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Yes, that's us. Thank you.
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- Oh, I'm about to cash tonight!
- Yes!
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- Ooh!
- Y'all ready to kiss and grind?
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This is my motherfucking cheat day.
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Y'all remember single Issa?
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Oh, I remember. Single Issa
would've been in that pool.
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Uh, yes, she would've,
and she might be tonight.
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Give me a couple more drinks, bitch!
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You better be ready to get
fucked up is what I'm saying.
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Oh, I'm ready to get fucked.
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- ♪ I think she love me... ♪
- Okay!
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- ♪ 'Cause I got the check on me... ♪
- Kiss-n-Grind.
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♪ Wanna spend the day
and flex on me... ♪
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I was right... There's hella niggas.
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And the bouncer cute.
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I might fuck a bouncer tonight.
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Our table's over there.
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Damn, we might as well
be on the sidewalk.
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Yo, why are we so far
from the dance floor?
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Nah, it's ideal.
We gonna get our steps in
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and then we gonna get our steps in.
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Okay, it is never that serious.
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I saw her coochie!
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- Ladies!
- Aw, you got me Prosecco!
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Don't drink it straight.
It's hella cheap.
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Selfie! Uh-uh.
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I'm fine as fuck.
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So y'all over here in the cheap seats?
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Wanted to be closer to the speakers?
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- Shut the fuck up!
- I'm getting my steps.
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Well, I'm glad y'all made it.
Looking like Destiny's Child.
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- Oh, okay!
- Uh, who Michelle?
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It's you.
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You know what? Where's Candice?
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Oh, she's in San Diego
at a meditation seminar.
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Basically, she's paying
to nap with strangers,
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but, you know, wifey into it.
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See, that's what I love about y'all.
Y'all can just do your own thing.
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I gotta get back to my table
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before my boys eat my
chicken fingers, so...
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Wait, you got food? I'll holla!
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- That's what's up.
- Okay. Look at you.
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- Uh-uh! Get.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- Get!
- Your table sucks anyway.
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At least we have one. Bye, bye, bye!
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- Fashion all nasty.
- Mm!
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You see cat bae?
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Oh, not yet, but he better hurry up
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'cause I see a lot of potentials.
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I see you, nigga in the baseball cap.
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You can hit.
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You know what?
I'm gonna let them meet me.
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- You know what I mean?
- I made that for me.
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Mm, hey, how you doing?
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You separated from the pack.
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That means I'm gonna get you.
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♪ Oh, girl, you're running me dry ♪
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♪ Cried my last teardrop ♪
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♪ Saw bad when I told
her "Bring it here" ♪
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♪ Drop down, pick it up, up, up ♪
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♪ Swing it around, I'ma go, go, go ♪
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♪ Drop that, down, I'ma pick it up... ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ At the moment, I'm doing me ♪
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♪ But, but it could go
down if it's you and me ♪
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♪ You can bring your girls,
we can do the threes... ♪
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♪ Bad bitch, this is right
where you need to be ♪
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♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪
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♪ I'm livin', I'm livin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪
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♪ I, I, I, I'm livin' ♪
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- ♪ Look, they get everything... ♪
- Come on!
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♪ A few shots, a few blunts,
and some "Max Payne" ♪
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♪ They from the Valley,
so they skirred up in a Camry ♪
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♪ Poppin' Xannies with no
panties in this damn thing ♪
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♪ Damn shame, you will never
live this life, buddy ♪
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♪ Damn lames, always
trying to fight, buddy ♪
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♪ But I'm so chill, got your
girl rollin' flight, buddy... ♪
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- Fuck.
- Pull over.
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10-21.
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Copy that.
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- You in a rush?
- Uh, no, sir.
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You must be, making the illegal U-turn.
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Oh, I... I thought I could make a turn
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when I saw the other cars do it.
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Is this your car?
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- Yeah.
- Where are you going?
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The grocery store.
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License and registration.
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Get my license.
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Uh, here you go.
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Keep your hands where I can see 'em!
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I'm gonna let you off with
a warning today, hot rod.
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Thank you, sir.
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I should give you a ticket
just for being a Hoya.
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A what?
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Your license plate. It says Georgetown.
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I'm a Villanova guy.
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We beat the shit out
of you guys last year.
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Yeah, you did.
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You beat us.
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Let's go.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign,
Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign ♪
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♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign, whoo ♪
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♪ I brought them bottles on bottles ♪
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♪ I fuck with models on models ♪
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♪ I'll take that molly with molly ♪
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♪ I got the racks on racks... ♪
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Guess who I just saw.
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Is it the girl who plays Ninny?
'Cause I think she's here.
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- Daniel.
- Where?!
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- Don't look for him!
- Ow!
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- Did he see you?
- I mean, maybe.
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Depends on how good that
nigga's peripheral vision is.
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I bet it's good, though,
because he got Lasik a year ago, so...
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So, do you wanna leave?
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No, I'm just annoyed that I
gotta deal with this shit.
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See, that's why we gotta get out of LA.
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Ooh, what about Morocco?
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Okay, sure, let's go to Morocco.
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But right now, we're right fucking
here and this is happening.
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All right, so are you trying to talk to
Daniel or are you trying to avoid him?
221
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'Cause I just wanna know
how sober I need to be.
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Tsk, nah, girl, he ain't
gonna turn down my turn up.
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Let me be the fucking
adult in this situation
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and go deal with this drama.
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You got this.
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Here I go.
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♪ Unh... ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, mmm, I know a thing, go ♪
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♪ Shea Butter Twitter be
callin' shawty a queen, go ♪
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♪ Head game silly,
might give her the Don C, go ♪
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♪ Hair game killin',
I get her a new McQueen... ♪
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Daniel, hey.
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Hey.
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Hi. Uh, can we... ?
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Yeah.
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- What's up?
- Oh, you know, just chillin'.
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♪ Heard about me,
what they say about you? ♪
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Do you usually come to these parties?
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Nah, I came to see the DJ.
240
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Oh, yeah, he's good.
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It's a girl.
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Right, right, right.
I think I marched with her.
243
00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:08,987
♪ Walk by, on fire, baby,
can't douse it... ♪
244
00:10:08,988 --> 00:10:11,236
You know, the last time I saw you...
245
00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:13,236
- You ain't gotta get into it.
- No, I know.
246
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,737
But I just feel like
247
00:10:15,738 --> 00:10:17,904
I shouldn't have said what I said or...
248
00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:20,612
did what I did... We did... and...
249
00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:25,361
You know, I should've just handled
the whole situation better, and...
250
00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:27,613
It was months ago, you know?
It... it happened.
251
00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:31,113
I'm good.
252
00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,862
- You good?
- I'm very good.
253
00:10:35,863 --> 00:10:37,446
You know, I'm here with my girls.
254
00:10:38,325 --> 00:10:40,778
Out here doing my thing, just...
255
00:10:40,779 --> 00:10:44,487
♪ Living single. ♪
256
00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,613
- Cool, that's what's up.
- No, that is what's up.
257
00:10:51,794 --> 00:10:54,794
All right, then, um, have fun.
258
00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,378
You, too.
259
00:10:58,502 --> 00:11:01,085
Good seeing y'all again.
260
00:11:01,086 --> 00:11:03,335
♪ On fire, baby, can't douse it ♪
261
00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:05,475
♪ That body bangin', what set that? ♪
262
00:11:05,486 --> 00:11:07,377
♪ You should model, girl,
who do your booking? ♪
263
00:11:07,378 --> 00:11:10,043
Okay, what about dude right there?
264
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:13,043
Uh, maybe. You know, he's not that...
265
00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:14,626
Oh, never mind. Kelli got him.
266
00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:17,918
Mmm, mmm. Which Running Man is that?
267
00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:19,906
- I don't know.
- My goodness.
268
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,499
Oh, what about my man over here
269
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,207
with the Usher fade?
270
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,958
You mean the one with the elbow
patches and the pigeon toe?
271
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:27,833
Buttoned up and bougie.
That's your type.
272
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,124
He looks like a strip mall dentist.
273
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:33,165
Damn, I gotta warn my niggas
out here... you ice cold.
274
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:36,582
Shut up. Every dude I mess
with ends up the same way,
275
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,249
so I'm just trying not to
be pressed these days,
276
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,624
taking things as they come.
277
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,083
Yeah, like how you came over here
and took my chicken fingers?
278
00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:44,734
- Basically.
- Ah.
279
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,190
- Got something in my teeth?
- Nah, get that shit out of here.
280
00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:49,408
Have the dentist come over
here and check that mess out.
281
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,667
Uh, just looking for my card. Sorry.
282
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:10,374
Uh, oh, they have these at my doctor.
283
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,958
It's a Dum Dum, like me today.
284
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,290
Oh, we could...
285
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,861
We could just, like, cover it for you.
286
00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:20,124
No. No, you don't have to do that.
287
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,791
I just, uh... sorry just...
You know what?
288
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,624
Can you just hold this for
me and I'll run home...
289
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,499
It's okay, he can put his on ours.
290
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,666
What is it, like, $15 or something?
291
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,666
- $46.92.
- No, I can't.
292
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,959
No worries. We've got it.
293
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,834
Hey, Dum Dum!
294
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,499
Where you going with all that drank?
295
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,791
Uh, I'm just going to
my boy's to pre-game.
296
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,208
Does he look like Craig to you?
297
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,833
Oh, my God! He does.
298
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:57,000
I know, right?
299
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,165
So, what are y'all getting into?
300
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,999
We're probably just gonna
be chilling at the house,
301
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,874
drinking some wine,
302
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,124
trying to stay out of trouble.
303
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:13,374
So, y'all are trouble.
304
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,750
Depends.
305
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,627
Man, it sucks
306
00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:20,041
that you're gonna be hanging
out with your boy tonight.
307
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,958
What? Uh, no, I don't have to.
308
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,582
I don't have to see him.
309
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,999
You know, we play in a
rec league together.
310
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,290
We're not even really
that close, you know.
311
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:33,874
And, technically,
you guys bought the alcohol, so.
312
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:40,624
♪ Hey, hey, I just want a bad
bitch to make me feel good ♪
313
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,124
♪ Make me feel good,
make me feel great ♪
314
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,874
♪ Girl, motherfuck your boyfriend ♪
315
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:50,165
♪ Oh, he do not matter at this moment ♪
316
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,582
♪ She gonna ride that
thing like she stole it ♪
317
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,332
♪ Working like a Mexi,
baby, call me sexy ♪
318
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,332
♪ Yo, freaky little thing,
throw in my direction ♪
319
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,833
♪ Yeah, make this shit
feel like a vacay... ♪
320
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:04,249
- Issa?
- Hey!
321
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,791
Oh.
322
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,749
- How you doing, Folix?
- Huh?
323
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,958
No, 'cause you... you had
that typo in your profile.
324
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,000
Oh, yeah.
325
00:14:15,011 --> 00:14:16,141
You okay?
326
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,291
Yeah, I... I just didn't
recognize you at first.
327
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:20,547
Really?
328
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:23,582
Yeah, your hair is different
than your picture.
329
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,207
Oh, um, I like to switch it up.
330
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,707
You ever switch it back?
331
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,291
Sometimes. Yeah, I guess.
332
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,290
Have you heard the DJ, though?
She is so dope.
333
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,697
Does your voice always sound like this?
334
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,290
I just thought your voice
would sound different.
335
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,290
Oh, ahem, you know what?
336
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,457
I had a cold a few months ago,
337
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,499
so it's probably still
in there somewhere.
338
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,916
I might try and make it high.
339
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,374
Are you looking for your friends?
340
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:58,541
Yeah, actually, I think I'm
gonna go catch up with them.
341
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,083
- Uh, but I'll find you.
- Okay, yeah, mm-hmm.
342
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,649
♪ Been a fiend, her and I, king and
queen, how she got in them jeans? ♪
343
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,779
♪ I'm tryin' to get in between... ♪ -
344
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,707
♪ And when we pull up to the crib ♪
345
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,249
- ♪ Oh, then it's going down... ♪
- Y'all going this way?
346
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,666
♪ Popping dog niggas, they be
lyin' on their brother dick ♪
347
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,332
♪ Everybody scared of "Lil'
Linky," man, it's evident ♪
348
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,457
♪ Feeling like 50 way back in '03... ♪
349
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,666
But look, look, no matter what I did,
350
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,041
my waves wouldn't dip back then.
351
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,749
No, and you always used to have
352
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,499
this, like, deep wave cap crease
right there on your forehead.
353
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,582
- Oh, word. That's how we doing?
- That's what we doing, yep.
354
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,916
Oh, shit! Oh, this was your song.
355
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,249
What you mean "was"?
356
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,624
- Yeah!
- Oh, there it is. Okay.
357
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:40,541
♪ Put a hump in your back
and shake your rump... ♪
358
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,999
♪ Let's go, bounce that ass
up and down to the floor ♪
359
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,217
♪ Shake that shit till
you can't no more ♪
360
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,197
♪ Twerk that monkey,
let me see you get low... ♪
361
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,833
Yo, remember when we used
to battle back in the day?
362
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,083
Back when every song
had dance instructions?
363
00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,999
Yeah, like, "Drop it low, bitch!
Shake it fast, trick!"
364
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,290
And you'd dance so hard,
and I'd always beat you anyway.
365
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,499
- Youse a motherfucking liar.
- Hey, cuidado, niña.
366
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,749
My moves been fine ever since
Lucas sold mangoes, my nig.
367
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,833
Wow, so you're gonna just
rewrite history on me?
368
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,624
You're gonna act like I didn't
teach you the Pony and the Train?
369
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:13,041
- Here we go, here we go.
- What? Ooh-ooh. We can settle this.
370
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,698
- Battle right now.
- What?
371
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:17,581
Let me introduce you to tie-dye,
nig, 'cause I get down out here.
372
00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:19,531
- Mega-Mega Man. What? Nigga, what?
- Wow! Okay.
373
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:21,781
I got something for you.
374
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,196
- Oh, sh... okay. Look at you.
- You don't know.
375
00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:26,025
Then don't let this go
all the way through...
376
00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:27,567
- Let it go.
- ... 'cause you in trouble
377
00:16:27,578 --> 00:16:30,125
- when I do that shit, girl.
- What you know about this?
378
00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:31,707
You ain't... oh.
379
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:34,833
You gonna... You just gonna... ?
380
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,374
Okay, look at you out here.
381
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,083
- You still got it.
- I... oh, I never lost it!
382
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,541
Shh! Out here losing.
383
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,874
- Okay.
- ♪ Slow motion for me... ♪
384
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,582
- Oh-ho!
- They done fucked up now.
385
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,415
- DJ, what are you doing?
- Blessing us, that's what.
386
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,833
♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪
387
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,916
- ♪ Move in slow motion for me... ♪
- Come on.
388
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:58,207
♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪
389
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,833
- ♪ She working that back... ♪
- Oh!
390
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,499
♪ I don't know how to act ♪
391
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,707
♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪
392
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:07,041
♪ Slow motion for me,
move in slow motion for me ♪
393
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,021
♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪
394
00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:11,054
♪ She working that back... ♪
395
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,666
♪ I don't know how to act ♪
396
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,791
♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪
397
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,833
♪ Slow motion for me,
move in slow motion for me ♪
398
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,290
♪ I'm a dick thrower,
her neck and her back hurting... ♪
399
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,708
Okay.
400
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,221
We should probably stop
401
00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,290
'cause I'm sure Candice
would not be too thrilled
402
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,457
with all this high school grinding.
403
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,124
Plus, she got them mollywhoppin' arms
404
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,124
and I can't fight like I used to, so.
405
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,457
Nah, she'd be fine with it.
406
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,457
No, she would not.
407
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,249
Molly, it's... It's cool.
408
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,792
Candice and I, we're...
409
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,541
we're open.
410
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,958
- Open?
- Mm-hmm.
411
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,053
Open how?
412
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,041
Like we're in an open marriage.
413
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,791
We're allowed to be with other people.
414
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,958
What? Since when?
415
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,874
A year ago.
416
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,497
I'm serious, I'm serious.
417
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,806
Traditional marriage,
that shit just didn't work for us.
418
00:17:57,817 --> 00:17:59,083
You got married in a church.
419
00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:00,875
I didn't expect things
to go this way either.
420
00:18:01,945 --> 00:18:03,833
Look, look, it's a lot of pressure.
421
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,541
To be all things to one person?
422
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,276
- Come on.
- Well, then make friends!
423
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,738
You just can't be out here cheating...
424
00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:11,016
But it isn't cheating.
We're very honest with each other.
425
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:12,426
Isn't that how relationships work?
426
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,749
- I mean, I guess.
- Yeah.
427
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,083
It's not like we out in
these streets, hoing around.
428
00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:21,708
But if something happens,
yo, it happens.
429
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,332
I don't know.
430
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:30,165
Look, people just need to
figure out what works for them.
431
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:34,958
And this works for us.
432
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,416
Why are you on the phone?
433
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,707
Who are you texting?
434
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,290
Uh, it's just my boy that I
was supposed to meet up with.
435
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,486
Oh, really?
436
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,582
♪ Let me tell the truth ♪
437
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,749
♪ Baby, let me tell the truth... ♪
438
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,583
This nigga stupid.
439
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,124
♪ Hate it when you cry ♪
440
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,041
♪ You're scared to be lonely... ♪
441
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,707
Do you like The Weeknd?
442
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,874
♪ I'm scared that I'll miss you... ♪
443
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,791
Yeah, he's cool.
444
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:51,374
I love The Weeknd.
445
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,249
He's so... mm.
446
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,165
♪ It ain't workin'
'cause you're perfect ♪
447
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,791
♪ And I know that you're worth it ♪
448
00:19:56,792 --> 00:20:00,707
♪ I can't walk away, oh ♪
449
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,833
♪ Even though we're going through it ♪
450
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:06,624
♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪
451
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,541
♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪
452
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,582
♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪
453
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,190
♪ The distance and the
time between us... ♪
454
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,451
I like you.
455
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,833
Yeah, me, too.
456
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,374
♪ I would die for you... ♪
457
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,290
♪ Baby, I would die... ♪
458
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,290
I'm not sure what you said there.
459
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,124
Sorry. Siri.
460
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,958
Sorry.
461
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,958
♪ Even though we're going through it ♪
462
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,791
♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪
463
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:42,707
♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪
464
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,958
♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪
465
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:50,624
♪ The distance and the time between us ♪
466
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,124
♪ It'll never change my mind ♪
467
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:56,874
♪ 'Cause, baby, I would die for you ♪
468
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,207
♪ Yeah, babe ♪
469
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,290
♪ Die for you. ♪
470
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,281
- Mm-mm, not your table.
- You didn't pay for this. Get up.
471
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,207
Y'all, my motherfucking life.
472
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,374
Dro hit on me, hard.
473
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,198
- Like he's trying to fuck.
- What?!
474
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,707
What the fuck? Why would he do that?
475
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,698
He said he and Candice
are in an open marriage.
476
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:24,332
Dro? Like, Dro, Dro? Dro who we know?
477
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,361
Shit, I didn't even know,
and I do their taxes.
478
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,600
- So, they both step out?
- Damn, that's progressive as fuck.
479
00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:29,629
Or is it messy as fuck?
480
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,332
I thought that was some
white people shit.
481
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,666
I know!
482
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,582
Mm.
483
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,207
Well, as long as they're
both being honest.
484
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,083
He said they are.
485
00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:44,749
I mean, I guess it's better than doing
shit behind your person's back...
486
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,542
Lying, cheating, moving out.
487
00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:48,691
You talking about you.
488
00:21:48,702 --> 00:21:50,456
I'm not talking about
anybody specifically.
489
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,961
You talking about you specifically.
490
00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:55,823
Damn, is anyone married
like my parents anymore?
491
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,541
- Derek and Tiffany are.
- Mmm.
492
00:21:57,542 --> 00:22:00,541
Maybe, but how do we know what
happens in their marriage?
493
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:03,165
Tiffany said that Derek
lived in a hotel last year.
494
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,541
Could I fuck Derek? Would I fuck Derek?
495
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:07,999
Should I fuck Derek?
496
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,833
So, are you considering this?
497
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:15,083
No! Girl, it's Dro.
498
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,749
Like, we grew up together
499
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,415
and, yes, we kissed in middle
school, but, like, that's it.
500
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,833
And if it was ever gonna happen,
it would not be like this.
501
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,426
Yeah, but if he were some
guy on the street...
502
00:22:24,437 --> 00:22:25,466
Like Derek.
503
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,847
- ... would you consider it then?
- But he's not just a guy.
504
00:22:27,858 --> 00:22:30,249
He's married, so that's
not even on the table.
505
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,750
Well, now he wants to
fuck you on this table.
506
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,958
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
507
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,124
Your black cock feels so
good in my white pussy.
508
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,749
You like that?
509
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,624
Oh, fuck, yes. It's so fucking huge.
510
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:52,165
Oh, I'm so wet. Make me squirt.
511
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,083
Oh! I'm coming!
512
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,749
Yes, yes!
513
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,791
Oh, fuck me good!
514
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,124
Fuck me long! Fuck me numb!
515
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,791
- Ah, right there, right there.
- Yeah!
516
00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:06,366
Right there, right there.
517
00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:07,749
Oh, yeah.
518
00:23:10,042 --> 00:23:12,916
Oh, shit.
519
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,624
Oh, fuck, yeah.
520
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:17,165
Oh, fuck, that was good.
521
00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:21,707
My turn. I want some, too.
522
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,624
Yeah, okay.
523
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:36,083
Ugh, he's soft.
524
00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:39,791
Wait, I can't just go right again.
525
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,499
Well, then why'd you come?
526
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,165
Because we were fucking?
527
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:47,499
This is bullshit.
528
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,750
Wait, no, no, no, no!
Look, look, look, look.
529
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,716
I just need a breath, you know, just
a minute, and I can get him back up.
530
00:23:52,727 --> 00:23:54,499
Just give me a second.
531
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,334
You... you're just gonna
stare at me like that?
532
00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:06,956
What's the problem? We've been
with a bunch of other black guys
533
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,155
who can come and keep going.
534
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:10,499
A bunch?
535
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,833
You know who could fuck?
536
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,582
LaMarcus.
537
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,332
Oh, my gosh.
538
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,875
That night was fucking crazy.
539
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:27,290
Remember that pad thai place
that we went to after?
540
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:30,041
Oh, my God, yeah. Let's Postmates it.
541
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:33,124
Shit, today's Saturday.
542
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,809
They'll probably have a surge charge.
543
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,728
Well, let's just go to
the place on the corner.
544
00:24:36,739 --> 00:24:37,950
- It'll be faster.
- Mm-hmm.
545
00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,704
Oh, we could still
make Michelle's party.
546
00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:41,582
If Debbie is there,
I'm not speaking to her.
547
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,833
- Ugh, she's such a bitch.
- She's so fat.
548
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:44,999
Oh, I know.
549
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,707
This looks like me, right?
550
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,833
I mean, your face is your face,
551
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:52,165
but you have the hair of another person.
552
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:55,624
Best night of my damn life!
553
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,958
Mine was the exact opposite.
554
00:24:57,959 --> 00:24:59,916
Oh, so my guy, John?
555
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,332
James... you know what?
Let's just call him Sweetie.
556
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,833
Sweetie and his friends are going
to Swingers, and so are we.
557
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,415
Great, 'cause I'm starving.
558
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,124
Molly, can you put this on my tab?
559
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,084
- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Yes!
560
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:16,750
- Hey, I'll catch up with you guys.
- All right, hurry up.
561
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:24,666
- Hey.
- Uh, we're about to head out.
562
00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:26,583
Yeah, yeah, me, too.
563
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,750
So, what's next?
564
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:37,917
Um, I'm about to go grab some
food with Issa and Kelli.
565
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,416
Okay.
566
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,805
Then what?
567
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,332
I guess home.
568
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,000
Maybe I'll text you later.
569
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:51,084
Okay.
570
00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:05,791
Uh-uh.
571
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,916
Kelli, does your boy
already have a table?
572
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,260
'Cause this right here, I can't.
573
00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,290
Bitch, we just got here.
Don't fuck this up for me.
574
00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:15,290
- Ooh, he's in the back.
- Thank God. My feet hurt.
575
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,458
These goddamn wedges.
I hate these shoes.
576
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:21,666
There they go.
577
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,457
- Hey, Sweetie!
- Girl, I gotta go to the bathroom.
578
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,999
Thanks for saving us seats.
579
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,457
Absolutely. No worries.
580
00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,492
You're very welcome. And here is a menu.
581
00:26:29,503 --> 00:26:31,637
You know what? I don't need that.
I know what I want.
582
00:26:31,648 --> 00:26:33,374
It's my cheat day.
I want a root beer float.
583
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,125
- Mm-hmm.
- Nothing but float!
584
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,167
So, do you clap after
all your sentences?
585
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,999
You know what? I do what I want.
586
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,374
Girl, I like it.
587
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,322
- Wait, let's get a selfie.
- Let's do it.
588
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,791
I gotta send it to my mom. She's scared.
589
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,916
But, like, what food
are you gonna order?
590
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,415
- Like... Yeah!
- Oh, food!
591
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,041
Can't go wrong with your first choice.
592
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,332
Yo, is it still going down?
593
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,874
If it were, would I have
answered the phone?
594
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,627
Nigga! I can't believe you just met
two bitches at the grocery store.
595
00:27:12,638 --> 00:27:14,116
Did y'all fuck with any of the food?
596
00:27:14,127 --> 00:27:17,004
I told you you was gonna be the man,
smashing random bitches and shit.
597
00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:18,374
Was it great? It was great, right?
598
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,084
Yeah, it was...
599
00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:23,124
Yeah, it was great.
600
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,207
Shit, nigga, I knew it, I knew it!
601
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,207
Yeah, yo, we were
kicking it and drinking.
602
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:31,541
Then I started making
out with one of 'em,
603
00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,124
then we were all fucking.
604
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,791
Then they started doing coke,
605
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,916
and then, you know,
they were hella hungry.
606
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,290
Oh, nigga, you wore 'em out!
607
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,999
My man, 'Wrence!
608
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,624
'Wrence wearing that ass out!
609
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,874
- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.
610
00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:47,791
- I am pretty worn out.
- All right, for sure.
611
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,041
You know we got that rec
basketball game tomorrow,
612
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:52,583
so better stretch tonight, nigga.
613
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:26,290
Did you get any other girls'
number at Kiss-n-Grind?
614
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,999
No! Once I saw you,
baby, it was a fajita.
615
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,332
That's a wrap!
616
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,060
You make that look so delicious.
617
00:28:33,071 --> 00:28:35,193
- It's so good.
- I really want some.
618
00:28:35,204 --> 00:28:37,990
No, it's my cheat day.
You touch my food, it's over.
619
00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:42,958
♪ Sometimes I feel like flying away ♪
620
00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:48,124
♪ When I feel like my
love didn't change ♪
621
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:53,958
♪ There's a void that
faces galaxy spaces ♪
622
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:57,457
♪ Time couldn't measure ♪
623
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,624
♪ You broke my love... ♪
624
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,457
This gonna sound crazy, right?
625
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:05,332
What I wanna talk to you
about is the seriousness
626
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,041
of "Lion King" in this day and age.
627
00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:12,458
So, if you were gonna make me
dinner, what would you... ?
628
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,834
Mm.
629
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Girl.
630
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,582
It's my cheat... It's cheat day.
631
00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,042
- It's cheat day.
- Cheat day, yeah.
632
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:07,582
Thank you.
633
00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:15,422
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
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634
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:20,290
♪ It's a long, long ♪
635
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,874
♪ Long, long ♪
636
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:26,332
♪ Journey to the middle ♪
637
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,207
♪ Welcome to the middle ♪
638
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:33,290
♪ Yeah, my soul bleeds over
the keys of this piano ♪
639
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,290
♪ I'm in trouble, need more treble ♪
640
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:40,250
♪ My brother ran base,
I rock like heavy metal, yeah ♪
641
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:46,249
♪ We ain't talk much since '99 ♪
642
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:49,415
♪ We have problems, like, 99 ♪
643
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,791
♪ "I'm comin' home", I know he lyin' ♪
644
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:56,083
♪ But that's my brother,
so that was fine ♪
645
00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:59,457
♪ He in the pen, I'm independent ♪
646
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,874
♪ I used to pen shit,
but never send it ♪
647
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:06,207
♪ He was like my pen pal,
I pawned his pendant ♪
648
00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:09,582
♪ Then cop a pistol, no cop protection ♪
649
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,916
♪ He had potential,
the times was tense ♪
650
00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:15,083
♪ In those tense times,
crime pays quicker ♪
651
00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:18,415
♪ The grind takes time,
so no Tim Tebow ♪
652
00:31:18,416 --> 00:31:20,290
♪ He in the field, no God ♪
653
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:23,290
♪ Dope boy lifestyle, a car, no job ♪
654
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:26,499
♪ He had a chain, now he chained ♪
655
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,958
♪ Calling collect with some change ♪
656
00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:33,332
♪ My mother cryin', I hate it ♪
657
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:36,749
♪ I know she snitched on my brother ♪
658
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:40,124
♪ So that's a family divided ♪
659
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:43,415
♪ Another Christmas, no brother ♪
660
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:46,791
♪ I jail visit my brother ♪
661
00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:50,290
♪ I'm tired of missin'
my brother, yeah ♪
662
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,333
♪ I hope you listenin', brother, yeah. ♪
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