All language subtitles for Below Deck Adventure S01E06 (1080p)_track3_eng

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

- I feel like a real biker!
[yelling]

- I want to give you
an option of resigning.

- The next charter's gonna be
without another deckhand?

- Yeah, the best we can
hope for is someone arriving.

Two out of four.

- Are you waking up
or going to bed?

- Been on all day.
I go to bed late.

- It's hard being
a man down, huh?

- I'll have another one
of these.

- Lewis, Lewis, can you send
somebody to the stew pantry?

- Shot, shot.

- Can you help
in the stew pantry, please?

- I'll have a refill.
- We need a bit of help.

- Faye already knows
I'm a deckhand down,

and it's presumptuous
of her to think that

she can keep stealing my
deckhands whenever she wants.

- Hey, I'm ordering
new epaulets.

Mine were wrong.
- Mine only have one stripe.

- I'll order us both
the right ones.

- Lewis.
- Faye.

- I just quickly read an
email from the uniform guy.

- Oh, I know.
We're getting new epaulets.

Oriana said
she only had one stripe.

Isn't she your second?

- I don't know why Oriana
is asserting herself

as if she's, like,
second stew.

Her and Kasie are equal.

- Just watch.

- [laughs]

- She could have said,
"I want second epaulets,"

but she went behind my back
and went to Lewis.

I'm a nice person,
but don't (BLEEP) with me.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Do you think Oriana's okay?

- No.

- She could have said,
"I want second epaulets,"

but she went behind my back
and went to Lewis.

But whatever,
she made her own choices.

- You're gonna
gain a stripe tomorrow

- No. No, babe.
- Yeah.

- No, no, no.

- I'm voluntary--I'm--

I'm giving--bas--
I'm giving you a stripe.

- Mm. No.

- Lewis is a very--
I call him a beige person.

I know she's not
interested in him.

- But people do things
unlikely when

they're feeling a certain way.

- Yeah, exactly.

- That was fun.

- Oh, they're coming down.

- Yeah, I can see you.

I've been a manager for years,
and there's always

someone that you can't trust.

But at this point, I think I'm
pissed off with her audacity.

- Come on.

- That's this dude's problem,
not mine.

- We should have tea.
Do you want tea?

- Yes.

Just five, just five,
is all I'm asking.

- Let's have some tea.

- She's clearly too drunk.

Just take it slow
down the stairs.

- I need to deal
with it another time.

- Wha--wha--what?

- You need a jumper.

- ----ing sick babysitting
these children.

- Oh, is Santa gonna be upset
with you?

- Santa's scared of Kasie.

- He doesn't even
come to my house. [laughs]

- I don't--yeah, sure.

- Chamo-mile or mint?

- Are you saying chamomile?
- "Chamo-mile."

- You're pronouncing it wrong.
- Ugh.

- How about two chamo-miles?

- If you pronounce it
"chamo-mile" one more time,

I'm gonna throw up.

- Just ----ing cleaning up
all that sh--.

- Thank you.
[laughs]

- I'm sober, she's not.

I didn't want to
take things too far.

I need gel.
- Bro, you don't.

- Can I just...
[clicks tongue]

A little bit?
- No way.

- You know that I'm gonna do it
in, like, a non-creepy way.

- You're right.
That's not creepy.

- I don't know what--
[laughs]

What girls are looking for.

I don't understand
how their minds work.

- Good night.

♪

- [laughs]

♪

- [snoring]

- All crew, all crew,

just received information
from ashore.

We'll be departing,
pick up the guests at 5:00,

guests arriving at 5:30.

- Copy.

- Toasty.

Last night was really fun.

Don't know how Oriana's
feeling about it.

- What a beautiful morning.

♪

- Someone should probably
clean this hot tub.

- This is yours?
- Yeah.

- How much milk?
- Um, just a bit.

What's up?
- I can smell coffee.

- Oh, yeah.

- I just would love
an espresso.

- Yeah, exactly what
I need this morning.

- You don't feel too hungover?

- Uh, you can't be hungover

when you still feel like
you're drunk.

Do you want
the rest of this or no?

- Uh, yeah, go on.

- That means keep it?

- Yeah, it does.
- Okay.

- I mean--
- Bye.

- Seeing as
it's there already.

I'll have it.
- All right. I'm leaving now.

- Heads of department,
meet me in the wheelhouse,

please, for a preference
sheet meeting.

Hot off the press.

- Thank you.

Oh, a younger group.
- Oh, they look quite fun.

- Primary guest,
Heather Gay and her friends

are celebrating her
recent business success.

These ladies of Utah
are no strangers

to top-notch adventure
and will go hard in Norway.

- So they've
requested ziplining.

- There's some wicked
waterfalls there.

- This ziplining adventure
is one of the most

scenic spots in Norway.

They're going to enjoy
panoramic views of the forest

and the waterfalls.

- Think about theme parties.
Viking.

- Viking is cool.
- Fire and ice theme.

- I actually want
to meet with Lewis.

If we can use some of your boys
some nights for these parties,

that would be really cool.

But I'll talk
to you about that.

- Okay.

The stews need help.

That is one thing I don't think
we can keep giving

at the same level, especially
when we're a man down.

I can make no promises.

It's too much.

- All right, well--
- We can plan it.

- Let's get back to work...
- Yeah.

- And then you guys can
make an arrangement later.

- Okay.
- All right?

- Yep.
- All right. Thanks, team.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I have to drink it all--

- He has to drink it
upside down all by himself.

- How many liters is that?

- We threw out the--uh,
the box is out there.

- I think you can do it.
I have faith in you.

- I would never
actually take that bet.

I don't desire that much
apple juice in my system.

- [laughs]

- There's no such thing
as can't, man.

- Are these the guests?

- Yeah, Heather Gay.

She was once married
to Mormon roy--

uh, what does that mean,
Mormon "royal-ity"?

- Mormon royalty.

- I mean, I grew up Mormon.

There's no Mormon royalty.

- I think they look
like a fun bunch.

- If you've ever seen
a freed Mormon before,

we are so much fun.

I bet they're,
like, the Mormons

that, like,
leave the church and then

just party really hard.

I left the church when I was 15
when I moved to Costa Rica.

I think growing up
in the Mormon church,

you feel like you have
so many expectations,

rules, and limitations.

So when you escape
from the religion,

you just get to
express yourself

fully without any inhibit--

inibition--inabatations--
I don't know the word.

- They want to go ziplining.

- Interior, Interior,
we've got some supplies

out on the dock.

- Thank you.

That needs to go
to the walk-in.

- Oh, damn.
- Who's packing these bad boys?

- Oh.

Ugh. Excuse my butt.

- I can take the axe.

- Let's just be
super careful, huh?

[laughs]

- What the hell?
I thought this was like--

- It's the real deal, bro.

- There's only one shield?

- [imitates shield
being struck]

- How am I supposed
to defend myself?

- Lewis, Lewis, can you meet me
in the pantry, please?

- Are you living
your best life?

- Best life, fishing for pubes.

- Lewis, if I was
to borrow Nathan for dinner...

- Not possible.

Nathan's up at 4:00 a.m.,
so he can't be awake.

- Nathan's just better
with the guests than Mike.

- You know, it's not fair
to leave Mike getting up

at 4:00 a.m.
every single charter.

- Well, we're working
17 hours a day.

- Yeah, and I--

- So I'm just saying
I need you guys--

- I'm not telling you
I'm not gonna help.

I'm just telling you, don't--
I'm not making promises.

- I need a bosun that
knows how to communicate.

He's, you know,
the head of department.

He should start acting like it.

- You're waking up Nathan now?

- He said that
I could wake him up.

He was gonna do
an hour with me.

- Because he's got
to be up pretty soon.

- Mike shouldn't be
telling me what to do.

I rank higher than him.
Know your place.

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

[upbeat music]

- Oriana, Kasie, let's meet
at the round table in five.

Thank you.

- Okay.

- Let me move
so you can scrub that.

- Oh, I don't know.

Maybe I just woke up
on the wrong side of the bed.

Even though me and Oriana
do have some unresolved issues

with this whole epaulets
situation, for me,

I let it go over my head.

I always have done
as a manager.

My one thing is just
to get the job done

and make my guests happy.

I don't care about
the feelings or emotions

of my staff right now.

[laughs]
Oops.

Well, I don't.
But just do your job.

So these guys,
they want two themed parties.

They want to include
local culture

and to get dressed up
as Vikings.

I did some looks here.

- Ooh.

- They're not great,
but they're just ideas.

- Are the boys planning
on helping us...

- Out of all of them,
who's the--

- This trip?

- I had a meeting
with Lewis about it,

and the only guy that
is available is Mike.

And Mike's like a handbrake
on a canoe for me.

He's useless.

- There's a puddle
on the cover.

- All right.
Get it all off now.

[water splashing]
Oh!

- You said now!

- I thought you were
over there!

It was all coming down
in one spot.

- We'll figure it out.
So pantry's done.

I want you
to double-check the cabins,

be ready for the guests.

- All crew, it's game time.

Let's get into our whites.

- They just radioed for me.
I just feel like I--just ETA.

- You look hot.
- Thanks.

- Who do I ask, Kerry?

- Lewis, your boyfriend.

- Oh, my God.
One ----ing time.

I don't know if I like Lewis,
but I like him more than,

like, any of the other guys.

No one fantasizes
about a deckhand.

Like, I just don't want to
sleep with someone who, like,

I'm, like, more superior to.

(BLEEP) the captain
above all else,

but at least Lewis
is the bosun.

And I mean, if I close my eyes,

he kind of sounds
like David Beckham.

- Lewis, Lewis, Oriana?
- Oriana, go ahead.

- Uh, do you guys know
guest arrival time?

- In 30 minutes.

- Okay. Run along.
- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

Did you walk around cabins,
or do you want me to do that?

- I did, but do it again.

Thanks.
- Yeah, of course.

- What's going on, mate?
How we looking?

- Pretty good.
- This door needs wiping.

It's got fingerprints
all over it.

- All crew, all crew, 15 out.

I'm gonna do another
walk around

and make sure everything's
in shape.

Just grab something
and give that a--

- For sure.

- What are you doing here,
so I know?

- Just smoked salmon,
crème fraîche,

and a little bit of caviar.
Just simple, beautiful.

- All right, boys.
We're good to go.

- Sir Lewis, knight of England.

- All crew, all crew,

ten to departing
to collect guests.

- What about the white tray?

Is that a bit old fashioned?

It'll go well
with our scrunchies.

- Oh, look at that hat.

That is a fancy hat.

- Ow, white glove service.
- How we doing?

- Hello, guys.
- Hi. You guys look good.

- Oh, guys, we all
kind of color coordinate.

- Good job, team.

- Yes, team. Way to go.

- All crew, all crew,
I have the guests.

- Guests, guests are here.

- Guys, there it is.
- Holy--

- Oh, my goodness.

- Act like you've done this
a million times.

[laughs]
Oh--oh, this yacht?

This is a Thursday.

- This is the yacht we do on
the Great Salt Lake, y'all.

[humming nervously]

- I'm good.
- Thank you.

- Welcome aboard
- Hi.

- Oh, my God.

- Hi. Hi.

- G'day, I'm Kerry.
Welcome aboard.

- Hi, I'm Heather.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, Heather. I'm Jess.

- I love your hat.

- Thank you.

It's my Norwegian nod
to Norway.

- Thank you, ma'am.
- Cheers, you guys. Welcome.

- Skol.
all: Skol.

- Ladies and gents,
my name is Kerry.

I'll be your captain
for the next few days.

On behalf of the
"Mercury" crew, welcome aboard.

This is Chief Steward Faye.
She'll show you around.

- Ah, thank you, Faye.

- You guys are
a beautiful crew.

We'd like you to all
take your shirts off.

[laughter]

Hey.

- We're gonna start
with the bridge deck.

This is where you're mainly
gonna be having your dinner.

Norway has been voted the
happiest country in the world.

- Oh, yeah.

- We have a Norwegian
amongst us.

- Oh, yeah.
- No pressure, Carl.

- Let's move to the interior.

This is the sky lounge.

- I want to listen
to her just talk.

- I know, she could read me
the phone book.

Is there a phone book anymore?

- We're gonna find one
so she can read it.

- She can read me
a Google search. [laughs]

- Okay, let's go.
Let's get these bags on.

- Are you ready to see
your guest's quarters?

- Yes, of course.

- What's the best room?
- She's the queen.

That's her room.
- Right here?

- Yeah.
- This one's calling to me.

So I'm going to mark
my territory with my mink.

- Oh, I love it.
- Queen bee.

- There's one more level
that I want to show you.

The hot tub level.
- Oh, my gosh.

This is where we hot tub
and have anonymous sex?

I love it.

- Interior, Interior,

the luggage
is in the lower guest.

- Honey, I'm home.

- Little Norwegian flags.

- That's actually reindeer,
for those that don't like fish.

- Well, I promised Rudolph

that I would never
eat his family.

- We're gonna have
a Viking-themed

night time tonight.

[all cheering]

[drink mixer rattling]

- There has to be a
quicker way than doing

all of them shaking one by one.

Know what I mean?

- Um, there is not.

[drink mixer rattling]

- Deck crew,
prepared for departure?

- Yes, we're ready.

- We've got some
Norwegian mojitos for you.

- Okay, let's go bow
to stern, please.

- Cheers.
- Cheers!

- Go. Pull, pull, pull, pull.

- All lines on board.

All lines on board.
- Copy.

[ship horn blows]

[cheering]

- All crew, tenders up,
lines away.

- Does that lighthouse
say the word fart on it,

or am I buggin'?

- It does say fart.
- [laughs]

- Let's go get changed.

- Jessica!
- What's the vibe? Give me--

- They're just happy.

They're chilling,
and all about dinner tonight.

You swapped with Mike.

And Mike's not looking forward
to being a Viking.

- It's gonna be us too?

- Mm-mm.
- You're off at 8:00.

Until 9:00, 9:30 at the latest.

- I know you want to be
a Viking tonight,

but do you know what time
you're waking up?

- As long as you know that.

[dramatic music]

- Uh-oh.

King of the world!

That's how a lot of women die.

Their husbands take them
on cruises and just boop.

Maritime law is really
difficult to prosecute.

You'd be surprised.

- All right.
Lewis, anchor ready to go.

- Copy that.

- Release, release, release.

[anchor chain rattling]

- That's three shackles
to the waterline.

- One shackle, please.

- One more shackle,
please, Nathan.

- That's four shackles
to the waterline, Kerry.

- All right, guys,
happy with that.

- Nathan, let it go.

- This is bananas.

- Yeah.

- Page me at 9:00,
and then I'll come up there.

- Interior crew, can you change

into your Viking outfits,
please?

♪

- I feel like this
isn't the vibe.

I really think
I need to cut this.

- I'm here.

- I fully look like Shrek.
- [laughs]

- Put your belt on.
Jazz it up a little bit.

Do what you want. Make it sexy.

- Dinner tonight is gonna be
kind of Viking vibes.

I mean, I don't even know.
What did Vikings even eat?

- I like this,
a little bit of spice.

- It's gonna
be like raw food.

- I don't know how
you're actually

standing on that floor.

It's very slippery there.

- My feet are more seasoned
than your ravioli.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna go change.
I'll be back.

- Are we dressing for dinner?
Oh, sh--.

- Uh, I'm going to bed now.

- Good night.

- [indistinct].
Whatever these are.

- I just feel like this
is very Viking, you know?

- I do too.

- Like, kill them, murder them,
drink their blood.

- Ouch.

Is that a real axe?

- Guests are arriving.

- I want some make-up
or some hair or something fun.

- All right,
that looks good, huh?

- Hi, Viking.

Oh, it's all over.

- So cool.

- It's fantastic.

- This is per--no, Ang.
What you're doing is perfect.

That's a little severe.

What you were doing before
was better.

- Stunning.

I just need a lipstick now,
and I'm golden.

- Fresh Viking women.
[cheering]

- We need drinks.
- Drinks.

- I need Nathan to be woken up.

Can you go wake him up and say
we need him to entertain?

- Hey, babe. Nathan?

Hey, when you are decent,
it's time to come out

and help with the dinner.

Try to come out in, like,
five minutes, if you can.

- Is Nathan still up?
- I just woke him up.

- Why--to do what?

- Why are you asking us?
- Are you waking up Nathan now?

- He said that I could
wake him up

because he was gonna
do an hour with me.

- Because he's gotta be up
pretty soon.

- Mike shouldn't be
telling me what to do.

I'm not sure how it works
on container ships,

but I rank higher than him.

So know your place.

[upbeat music]

- Are you waking up Nathan now?

- He said that I could
wake him up

because he was gonna do
an hour with me.

- Because he's gotta be up
pretty soon.

- It's too ----ing late.

I heard Lewis.
He said he could stay up.

He didn't say
he could be woken up.

You're off at 8:00.

Until 9:00, 9:30 at the latest.
- As long as you know that.

- Yo, Nathan.

- Hey.

- Dude, don't worry about it.
I'll--I'll do it.

- I'm already up.

So, like, you can do still two?

- Yeah, he's gonna say "yeah"
because he's a good guy.

But this is kind of bullsh--.
I'm right here.

I might not be, like,
the number one Viking,

but let the kid sleep.
She should have came to me.

- I'm just gonna do an hour
and then fall back to sleep.

- So we have
porn star martinis.

- To the blood of pagans.

- I'm gonna go do this,
and then I'm going back to bed.

- Nathan, do you feel strong?

Because this is really heavy.

- Oh, this looks really nice.

- Yeah?
You're digging this?

So we need to get this
over your head.

- Valhalla.
- Ugh.

Strong man.

- Oh, my God.
It looks fantastic.

- It looks really good, though.

I've got a proper
Viking hat for you.

- When I put that on,
my eyes start to dim.

- It's perfect.

- [in gruff voice] How are you?
- Oh, boy.

[all cheering]

- Well, I'm here
to party up with you guys.

- My goodness.

I've never seen a Viking
with an iPad that big.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna start prepping
the plates for starter.

- I feel like I read somewhere
that Vikings

were into screamo.

- Like the...
[imitates heavy metal singer]

Heavy metal sh--?
- Like heavy metal. Yeah.

- Weren't Vikings, like,
before electrical music?

- Well, but it's, like,
without the electric part.

[indistinct chatter]

- Whenever you're ready, you
can take a seat at the table.

Do you want to read out
some facts?

- Me and him can take turns.

- No, I want you
to do it on your own

because you're in costume
and he's not.

It just doesn't look right.

- I could be like,
did you know, Vikings,

we don't wear horns
on our helmet?

And then he can come--
- Yeah.

- Okay, whatever.
Do what you got to do.

- Time to serve, ladies.

Service time.
- Coming.

- This looks delicious.

- Oh, snap.

- Oh, my goodness.
- So good.

- To start, we have a rustic
homemade lobster ravioli

with a crema arrabiata.
- Smells delicious.

Thank you.
- Thank you, chef.

How do you say, bon appétit?
- Velbekomme.

all:
Velbekomme.

- Skol.

- That's what I was thinking.

- So Nathan has
some facts for you.

- We have a fact checker.

- Yeah, you're ready to tell me
if I'm right or wrong, huh?

- Bring it.
- All right.

The first fact is,
did you guys know that

Vikings actually
don't wear the helmet?

They actually drink out
of the helmets, right?

- Horns--they don't have horns
on their helmet.

- It's safer that way
without no horns.

- It's safe. It's real safe.

I'm not gonna die
from it, all right?

- I have a question for them.

Do you think any of the
single girls right here

are pretty enough to kiss?

[laughter]

- Nathan does.

[laughter]

- Sorry, us Vikings do not kiss

unless we drink
from our horns, right?

[all groan]
- We're gonna ask you again.

- Well, fill me up.

- Heather, which one
would you kiss?

- No one, unless I
had an emotional,

spiritual, religious
connection.

- We can make that happen.

- I've set that bar
pretty high.

- To the Skols.

- You guys enjoy, okay?
- Thank you, my friend.

- There are dishes to be washed
in the galley.

- Can you go and help Jess
in the galley?

- Sure.

All of you, step back
when I do this

because this is gonna be messy.

So watch out.
- Oh, wow.

- I warned you guys.

- But why?

- Why not?
- Why not?

I could think of, like,
four great reasons why not.

- It's Viking, bitches.

- [laughs]

- I'll see you guys.
- Good night. Thank you again.

Let's serve the same people
we did before, yeah?

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my goodness.

- For the main course
this evening,

we have a veal chop on beetroot
purée with sweet potatoes,

salsa verde,
and a sweet potato chip.

Viking style.

- The artwork is--
- I'm taking a picture.

- That looks amazing.
- Bon appétit.

- Thank you so much.
- That looks so good.

- You guys want to know
a dirty, funny secret about me?

all:
Yes.

- All right,
therapy has started.

- When I was married,
we had like little,

you know, like,
funny sex names.

And it was Captain Woodrow
and Julie

from "The Love Boat,"
the cruise director.

I've since--I've since
dissolved that name.

[laughter]

And if--when I meet
a Julie, I cringe.

[laughter]

- Thank you, Michael.
I love you.

- You're welcome.
I appreciate it.

- You're amazing.

- Someone dropped some basil
on the chair.

- Oh, I'll lick that up.

- Wasn't me. Wasn't me.
- Oh, ha.

- What time do you want me up?
- Uh, 6:00.

- Okay, bye.
- Good night, babe.

Are you gonna be okay?
- Yeah.

- Can I get you anything?

- No.

- Go.

- "Sandlot?"

- Oh, sh--.

- Good night, babe.

- Three words.

- Jaw?
- Jaw?

- Chomp?
- Chomp?

- Chew?

- Alligator? Gator? Crocodile?

Gator? Gator? Gator?

- Croc? Crocs?
- Croc, croc, croc?

- It's been
a long couple hours.

- Nobody do Mesa or polygamy.

- How's everyone doing? Good?
- Great.

- There's a lot of Mormon jokes
flying around here.

[laughter]

I call myself ex-Mormon,
but don't hate me.

[laughs]

- L. Ron Hubbard, eat your
heart out, am I right?

[laughs]

- Perfect.

- Thank you, dear.
- You're welcome.

- Can you believe it's 1:30?

- Ready to get cozy.

- Sleep well.

- We'll just switch into our
jammies and go to sleepskies.

[alarm clock beeping]

- I like helping out the girls,
but, you know,

I'm missing out on my sleep.

♪

- Normally,
we meet in the bridge,

and we have a talk
about the night.

But Nathan wasn't there.

- [snoring]

- [snoring]

- Try and stay up
near the front, Nathan.

- We'll have five ziplines
all the way to the bottom?

- This is scary.
- Yeah.

- 90% of the people survive.

- It doesn't feel solid.

I'm actually scared.

- Are you waking up Nathan now?

- Did you sleep, mate?

- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did.
Thank you.

You know what time
Nathan went to bed?

[sheep bleating]

- I think I heard a goat
just then, or a sheep.

Did you hear that?
- Yeah, there's a few.

- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Incredible, right?

- Yeah, that's what
that is, that sound.

- Yeah.
- I was wondering.

They kind of blend in
with the rocks.

- Oh, yeah.

- Lewis, we can
start hauling anchor.

- Kerry, I copy.

[anchor chain rattling]

- That's two shackles
on the waterline.

Anchor's in the pocket.

- Copy, copy.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Would you like any eggs
this morning?

- I'll just do a medium well
eggs Benedict.

- Okay, absolutely.

- Just like my
pioneer ancestors.

- Same?
- Same, yep.

- Same style all around?
- I want two--yeah.

- How many eggs Benny?

- So there's four total
eggs Benedict.

One of them is
hollandaise on the side,

scrambled eggs with bacon
and gluten-free toast,

and then one egg whites.

- Is it too late
to change my order?

- No, absolutely.
- Okay.

Can I just do the same thing
as my husband,

scrambled with, um--

- Bacon and gluten-free?
- Gluten free.

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah. Thanks, hon.

- Of course.

- Okay, so what I need from you
is to do the toast.

- All right.
Give me one second.

- Don't overthink it.

- I'm not.
It's not really that hard.

♪

- Nathan, Mike, Lewis,
please come to the bridge.

- You can't take
so long with that.

- Okay, here you go.

- You gotta focus on what's
important in the morning.

- I don't normally tell people
that I have dyslexia when

I start a job because being
vulnerable in front of people

while trying to get
their respect is scary.

Where do you want these ones?

- On a plate, preferably.

- Okay, there you go.

When I can't slow
things down enough,

I get nervous because maybe
I'm gonna duplicate the order

that was just told to me.
I start to fail.

- Is it still one eggs
over medium or not?

- Yeah,
that's a different order.

- Yeah, just checking.

- Yeah, no worries.

- To start with, Mike?
- Yeah?

- Did you do everything
on this list?

- By the time I went down, no.

- Instead of washing the dishes
for the chef,

the swim platform could have
been rinsed and bladed,

the fuel levels could
have been checked.

- I got caught up
way too much with--

- Yeah, to be honest,
at the moment, I feel like

the interior crew
and the chef are vultures,

and they're trying to take--
- A few hours go by and--

- Take bites out of us.

What time'd you finish
this morning?

- Like 5:00.

- You don't finish until 6:00.

- What?

Probably, like, 5:30.

Because I was still out there
after, like, 5:00.

- I thought you'd gone to bed
at 6:00 without handing over.

It makes it
a little bit worse now

because that means
for a straight hour,

there was no deck crew up.

Never go to bed unless you
hand over with the next guy.

And anchor watch.

So there was no one checking
the boat's position.

If we would've dragged anchor
and gone ashore, hit somebody?

Who's in the sh--?

- The captain.
- I am.

- I really thought
Lewis would speak to me

one on one instead
of throwing me

underneath the bus with Cap.

- We are a deck crew down.
It's a team effort.

Don't let the chef grab you.

Don't let the stewardess
grab you.

- I'm mad because it's a
complete misunderstanding.

- Chat over. Thanks, guys.

- Chris does not like his
personal space being invaded.

- Are you a germophobe, Chris?
- No, no, I'm just germ aware.

- Yeah, no, fair enough.
[laughter]

- You would not enjoy
scissoring.

I'll tell you right now.

- There's your over medium
with bacon.

- This is regular toast.

- Yes, that's what
she just ordered.

That's what she came
in here and changed.

- I thought she ordered
the scrambled eggs.

- Because we did
two orders of this.

- You're pushing me
over the edge.

- Okay, what's wrong?

- This one's the one that
changed her order

to the husband.
- Okay.

- Just--can we just
go slow for a second?

- No, we're not going slow.

We need to focus.
It's actually irritating.

Use your ----ing words.
Seriously.

- Jess, I'm trying to focus,
but I can't

when you're yelling at me.
So I need you to just go slow.

- Yeah, giving us stress
is not gonna help.

- Because you don't know
what's been going on,

just stay out of it.

- I don't get how
this can get so fudged up.

- Everything's fine.
- She doesn't use her words.

I don't understand
what she's doing.

- Babe, I gave you all
the orders verbally,

and then I wrote them down.
- Okay, It doesn't matter. Shh.

Just shh. What are you doing?

- I'm waiting for the toast
because these came out

before the other one.

- I just can't stand any more
of Oriana's drama right now.

- We need to just settle down.

There's only so much room
in the toaster.

- From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds
where you should be actually.

- Did you sleep, mate?

- She doesn't use her words.

I don't understand
what she's doing.

- Babe, I gave you all
the orders verbally,

and then I wrote them down.
- Okay, it doesn't matter. Shh.

From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds,
where you should be actually.

Trust is absolutely
everything for me.

I have my girl's back.

But the fact that Oriana
has gone to Lewis,

ordered second epaulets,

and now she's ----ing
with my chef.

That's not a team.
That's not trust.

- Literally have no idea
how it's so hard.

- Eggs Benedict?
- Thank you so much.

What I want to talk about
is how we didn't get

Kasie on our charades team.

- I know, because she had
to clean our messy room.

So tonight, we're
keeping all our rooms--

- Everybody, make your own bed.
- Make your own beds.

- How's breakfast?
Are they finished, or...?

- Oh, my God.

- Don't take it personally.
That's all I have to say.

- Thank you
for breakfast, Chef.

It was delicious.

[upbeat music]

- Check this out, Mike,
this waterfall right here.

I just want you to see it.

Can you have your guys
ahead of the game,

get into position soon?
- Yeah.

- Ooh, it's actually
kind of semi-warming up.

- Yeah, it's nice.

- Nathan?
Can you get the anchor line--

the controller for me?

- Release, release, release.

[anchor chain rattling]

- That's four shackles
to the waterline.

- Direction of chain?

- Chain is up and down.

- Okay, guys.
Anchor ball up.

- Any deck towels? No?

- How are you guys doing?
- Yeah, we're all right.

Is that a pocket?

- Yeah, a little one.

I keep all my notes in it.
- Cool.

- I think there's tension
between the departments.

- You mean Faye?
Yeah, for sure.

- Don't be mad if I'm short
with you and tell you

to (BLEEP) off and do pantry.

I'm just trying to not
get you yelled at.

- Hey, I just wanted
to talk to you guys

about the schedule for today.
- What's happening?

- So as your request,
we're gonna do ziplining.

- Oh, we're excited.

- I think we should be leaving
at about 12:30.

And that's it.

And if you have any other
questions, just let me know.

- Thanks, Faye.
- Thank you, Faye.

- I need this
to get to the gazebo.

- I'll do a run real quick...
- Thank you.

- And I'll bring it with me.
No problem.

- Listen.
- Yeah?

- I think you need
a change of scenery.

- All right, I get that.

- So why don't
you come and help

set the picnic up with me?
- Thank you.

I appreciate that.
- All right.

- The side bow
looks a little flat.

- It's not.

- Morning, Mike.
- Morning, Nathan.

- You excited to do
the ziplining thing, excursion?

- Yeah.

I'm still in a position
where I sort of kind of

pissed off with Lewis
for throwing me

underneath the buss with Cap.

- You're upset
that you're not coming?

- I don't know. You know what?
I feel like it'll come around.

- Like, he wouldn't
do that with Mike.

Don't be sweet talking when
they're inside of the room

and then be like, hey,

don't do it again anymore,
baby boy.

- I'm not upset.

- Did you bring boots
or do you just

have, like, regular shoes?

- I'm just bringing
my Balenciaga speedies--

- Oh, that'll work.

- Just, like, little trainers.

Is it hiking the mountain?

- I think ziplining.
- You know what?

If I'm gonna trash a pair
of shoes in the Norwegian soil,

I think I'm gonna go
with the Montclair's.

Will this weigh me down?

- You'll go the slowest.
[laughter]

Why can't I go?
You'll just be--

- I don't care if
I'm the slowest.

Be like, "Eh!"
- Err-err.

- What are these
three little scones

doing up here like this?

- You can taste one.

And tell me.
- Amazing.

- Those are the
mini croissants.

And on the side,
there's two gluten-free ones

for the people
that want gluten free.

- I'm doing the cream,
do the hot chocolate.

Let's get the show on the road.

I'm not in the mood
to be ----ing around.

[upbeat music]

- All right, lads.
Pass me towels first, please.

- Okay, so we're gonna get
on the tender in a minute,

and the journey
is literally ten minutes.

- I'm so happy Faye's
coming on the excursion.

- Whoo-hoo!
- I think we're ready.

- Okay, come on down.

- Hi, Captain.
- G'day. How are you today?

- I'm wonderful. Thank you.

Hi. Thank you.

Everybody get in. Whoo!

- We're here, Mike.
- All right.

Let's do this.
Thank you.

- Wow.
That is a great picture.

One more.

Okay, say "friendship kiss."

all:
Friendship kiss.

- That was a video.
- Oh.

[laughter]

- I brought my own
rappelling gear.

- This is amazing.

- Is it possible for me
to take a rucksack

and someone to bring it down?

- You can--you can do that.

- Because I'm meant
to be serving drinks

all the way to the top.
- Oh.

- Oh, baby.

Let's rappel.

- The guests are
clearly excited.

They're gonna be ziplining
down cliffs, over waterfalls.

Definitely the most scenic
zipline I've ever seen.

It's gonna be sick.

- Did you find Lewis
attractive in his harness?

- Oh, God.
I'm trying not to look.

♪

[line trills]
- Hi.

- Hey. Hi.

I haven't heard from you
in a long time.

- I know.
I'm just eating really quickly.

Everyone's off the boat.
They're going ziplining today.

- Fun.
- I know, so jealous.

And these guests
are really fun.

They're ex-Mormons, so they
have so many Mormon jokes.

- Oh, do they?

- They were trying to do,
like, words of wisdom

for a cha-rahd.

- [laughs] We call it
"charades" in English.

- I'm speaking English.

Kim will always be
my mother first,

but she's also one
of my best friends.

- Did you tell them that
you were raised Mormon?

- Yeah, no, we had, like, this
whole conversation about it.

There's a part of me that
still feels like I haven't

forgiven my parents
for pushing me

to be in that Mormon culture.

But they never had to deal
with it like I did

because I grew up
in that society.

They still had their own
voice, and I felt like mine

was always held back.

So it took me a long time to,
like, kind of move past that.

I wouldn't say
our relationship

is strained anymore,

but I finally get
to participate

in my own life that I choose.

- Okay, have a good one.
I'm glad you checked in.

Bye. Love you.

♪

- It is so pretty.

- Fantasy and folklore, Megs.
- [laughs]

- Fire and ice tonight.

- Try and stay up
near the front, Nathan.

- What you guys will do,
you'll just follow me.

- So you keep it connected.
Just slide it over.

- Ahh!

[laughs]

I'm afraid of heights.

- Oh!
- Okay.

Oh, this is scary.
- Yeah.

- So we'll have five ziplines
all the way to the bottom.

- Okay, we're ready.

- 90% of the people survive.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Great, I'm hoping
to be the one.

It doesn't feel solid.

I'm actually scared.

- This is yours?
- Oh, yeah.

[thud]
- Whoa, (BLEEP)!

[groaning]

- She doesn't use her words.

[dramatic music]

- Is it okay to be second,
or you want to be first?

- I have to be first
because we gotta

meet you guys down there.

You want to start there.
So you put it on the line.

- Yep.
- You only live once, right?

Zig and zag and zig and zag
and let's go!

I'm ----ing scared!

[screaming]

- Oh, my gosh.

♪

(BLEEP)!

- Keep reminding me
it's not scary.

- I made it!

- Whoo-hoo!

- I like to live on the edge.

So I'm gonna go the fastest,
craziest way I can.

♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- (BLEEP) damn!

- Oh, (BLEEP) me, man.

- [screaming]

- Can you do me
one favor quickly?

- Yes.

- Can you stick
your elbow in there

just for like 30 seconds?

It's, like,
my headache is extreme--

it's--there you are.

- Yeah.

- You're getting granola.

Now we're getting serious.

- What's up?

- I'm not here
to (BLEEP) spiders.

- What are you here to do?
- Not (BLEEP) spiders.

- [laughs] I don't even know
what that means.

- What happened with the whole
Oriana thing?

- She doesn't
communicate clearly.

I hate it when I get snappy,
but it's just like,

I don't like people to be
waiting with breakfast.

- Yeah, but if you can manage
that, then it's a breeze.

My job, being as
stressful as it is,

you kind of find
yourself drawn to people

that are soft and caring
and have that gentle energy.

Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- You want to be cute,
or you want to be alive?

- [screaming]

- Yeah, girl.

- Lewis, let me know
how long you're gonna be.

- That was real fun.

- Perfect.

- Mate, I can't catch you.

- Whoo!

- Boo-yah, baby!

Whoo-hoo!

[all screaming]

[upbeat music]

- Coming in hot! Yeah!

- We did it.

Now death doesn't
seem so scary.

[laughter]

- Cute.
- Chamomile, green tea.

- Beautiful.

Guests inbound, guys,

if you've not received
any already.

- I can see the guests.
All good.

- Hi.
- We're back.

- How was it?

- [rolling tongue]
- Viva la divas!

- Did it scare you?

- It was so fun.
- It was so fun.

I was terrified too.
- Make your way in.

We've just got some tea.

- I feel amazing now.

- Just beautiful.
- Oh, it's pretty.

- This is your
little afternoon tea.

- How cute.
- Oh!

- You've all got your own
little bottle

of champagne there,
apple spritz.

So we've got scones.
We've got hot toddy.

Just help yourself.
- Amazing.

Compliments to the chef.

You guys look hot,
and those outfits...

- Really?

- Those outfits
are hard to pull off,

but you so can.
- Aw, thanks, guys.

- Can you guys do
the splits in those?

- Kasie can.
- Kasie can.

- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

[laughter]

- Rock star.

Thank you.

- I got to find
less round stones.

- Okay, so if you need any more
drinks or snacks, let me know.

Other than that,
we're ready to take you guys

whenever you're ready
to go back to the boat.

Kasie, guests are
about 25 minutes away.

♪

- Tender inbound, five minutes.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- There's also--
- I heard you're an acrobat.

- I am.

- We got to see
the splits, honey.

- Oh, no.

- We heard you can do
the splits in your pants.

- That's what we heard.

all: Tan pants splits!

Tan pants splits!

[cheering]

- Well, if we didn't know
you were Mormon before,

we know you're Mormon now.
- Yeah.

- Thank you so much.
- You're very welcome.

- Who feels like jumping?
You jump.

- I'm jumping.
- You're jumping. I'm jumping.

- Should we change?

- Put it in first,
then take the little arm off.

- Oh, look at this.

Mmm.

- You two can take a break.

- This is yours?
- Oh, yeah.

- I'm losing my mind
a little bit.

- Mmm.
- So where's yours?

- It's in my room.

- Who smells amazing?

- Me, it's always me.
- Well, who is it?

- It's just--
- It's me.

- Oh, fish, BO, sweat, stress.
- Is it this?

- Fear of heights.

[thud]
- Oh, sh--!

- Fell down the steps.
- Oh, my God.

- [groaning]

- Oh, (BLEEP), bro.

- [groaning]