All language subtitles for Unnatural History.04

My name is Henry Griffin.

I've spent my whole life
living in exotic places.

And I learnt a great many things.

I also had the habit of getting in trouble. A lot of trouble.

So to keep me safe, my anthropologist parents shipped me off to

The one place I had
never lived - America.

Now I live with my uncle and cousin trying to fit in at

Smithson High, a school inside
the National Museum Complex.

I work in the museum's
basement where they store

all kinds of weird stuff.

Where were you
raised; in a cave?

Only for a year.

Want to know what I
have learned so far?

No matter how
hard I avoid it;

Trouble always
seems to find me.

Can you hurry?

Can you slow down?

Look at it!

It is so incredibly...
Creepy.

How can you say that?

It looks like a giant bug;
Giant bugs are creepy.

It is the samurai armor.

They were the fiercest,
bravest, most skilled warriors

that ever lived and the
definition of noble.

Wow.

An authentic katana.

The samurai dedicated their entire
life to the warrior's code.

They were experts in fighting,
riding, deceptions, survival.

Death itself could not defeat
them because they believed

their souls lived on in their
swords - always

ready to fight again.

Henry, shouldn't you be
getting ready for your match?

I had to see this
stuff up close first.

Don't get too close, the
curator at the exhibit's last

stop said these
things were haunted.

Haunted, haunted?

Like how?

Weird noises, floating
specters; you know things move

from here to there.

Normal paranormal stuff.

You should put them near the
Emperor's exhibit; maybe it

will stop kids from
putting gum on it.

Well since being a tourist
attraction probably is not in

this guy's warrior code let's
not do anything to provoke

him...or his sword.

Welcome to the Japanese
Cultural Center for the Kendo

Exhibition between the Tokyo
Youth Team and the

Smithson High
Martial Arts Club.

Kendo means the way of the
sword and is the modern

Japanese art of sword fighting.

Hoshi Homa from the Tokyo team
is wearing a white ribbon.

Henry Griffin from the Smithson
team is wearing the red ribbon.

What is it about chop-socky
violence that awakens the

male lizard brain?

Well obviously you just don't
appreciate that martial arts

is a refined form of dance.

It's evocative,
graceful, it's elegant.

Come on Henry kill
him, crush him!!

Wipe the mat with
his entrails!!

What?

This the first school thing is
doing; can I not be supportive?

We're warriors Maggie, it
is hard wired into our DNA.

So is male pattern baldness.

[♪]

Hfnry remember, you must first
ground your soul in order to

soar like falcon.

Match. Japanese
youth team.

Henry, did he hurt you?

I'm okay, I think.

That was so the
opposite of cool.

Jasper, how can
you say that now?

His ears are ringing so loud
he can't possibly hear you.

Well I never saw that coming
Which I thought he would be

saying to me right about now.

You didn't see
that coming either.

Henry Griffin got
beaten by a girl.

On behalf of the Smithson High
cultural exchange club

I'd like to say a big
'aragato' to coach

Kenji Homa and the Tokyo
Martial Arts Club.

This amazing display of
martial arts is just part of

our Japanese cultural
exchange week.

Don't forget the farewell
dance on Saturday where we

will say 'sianara' to
our Japanese friends.

And be sure to visit the ghosts
of the samurai exhibit now on

display in the museum.

Who's there?

I'm out of here!

That move was supposed
to surprise you.

What gave it away?

Your eyes were flying but your
feet were still on the ground.

The heart of the warrior
kick is a complex move.

I have only seen it done
once by a grand master.

I learned it in Oganawa.

You were taught it maybe, but
if you had learned it you

would have won the match.

It takes more than a
weapon to be a samurai.

It requires the spirit to
attack your enemy empty handed.

I am always honored to be
instructed by a master.

Instruction is wasted if the
student lacks the warrior's heart.

Well that's a first.

Usually people don't pile on
the insults until after they

get to know me.

Sorry, coach has always
grouchy when he does not eat.

He skipped breakfast?

And lunch and dinner - pretty
much every day since we got here.

He is kind of a
Japanese food snob.

Maybe you could train me.

I should get permission from
my brother; he is sort

of my guardian.

Let me talk to him; I
can be very persuasive.

You just did and
it did not go well.

He keeps me pretty busy
training but if you want to

meet me later I guess I
could show you a few moves.

Great.

I' Henry by the way.

Hoshi,

Let's go.

It was very nice to meet you
Hoshi, I will see you later.

Now walk to the wall.

So what was that
coach's problem?

He was just hungry.

The point is he doesn't
have a problem, I do.

Between classes and homework,
my doom room schedule and

martial arts practice, so many
people are telling me what to

do I can't focus.

I tried to meditate last night
but my zazen was unbalanced

I couldn't find my samati.

Is that some kind of Henry speak
to get out of Maggie's dance?

Most tribal societies dance to
celebrate the hunt, to ask for

rain or a healthy crop.

What's the ritual in cramming
too many kids inside a

confined space and assaulting
them with noise pollution.

I thought you liked new things.

I do, but all the new things
I keep trying is crowding out

what's important.

How far to the end
of the gallery?

Twenty-five feet.

So who are you
taking to the dance?

I am way too busy planning and
organizing and following

up on things to actually
think about socializing.

The tables are 42 inches in
diameter, plus another

two feet per ...
In other words nobody asked you.

So that's 66 inches.
We'll call it 70 even.

I would just have
to say no anyway.

So what; how do the boys
expect to build character if

they don't let us reject them.

So that is 12 tables
from here to there.

Let's get two, it's
called a dance, not a sit.

What about you?

Nobody has asked me - yet.

Do you think it wise to stage
a dance so close to the exhibit?

Smithson High is closely
affiliated with the museum,

I can assure you our
kids are well behaved.

But then again a little extra
security wouldn't hurt.

Sorry about that.

Pardon me; are you not the young
man from the exhibition today?

You were very impressive.

Thank you.

Henry Griffin, Jasper
Bartlett, this is

Dr. Takasaki, he is the
cultural expert travelling

with the Samurai exhibit.

That's just a nice way of
saying I babysit mannequin.

Haunted mannequin from
what we have heard.

The Samurai believes the
warrior's spirit's eternal

but I suspect the ghost rumors
are more the result of over

active imaginations...
Or perhaps shrewd marketing.

Miss Winnock, of all the stops
on our tour this is

the best organized.

I thank you.

It will all be worth it to see
Henry Griffin all dressed up.

Shall we?

What do you mean dressed up?

Henry, that means no
flip-flops, no shorts and if

you're event thinking about wearing
a tee-shirt, no pit stains.

This is an official
school dance.

The dress code will be
strictly enforced - which

means buy something nice.

Buy...buy?

Bring Jasper and I will give
you the employee discount.

Ringo's tats and leather?

That's going to hurt.

That is another one you
should have seen coming.

I really don't need
the play by play.

Hey, its a small price to pay for
letting you flaunt the rules.

You know she is not supposed
to be here after hours.

Then why do you allow it?

I enjoy watching Henry get his
butt kicked, repeatedly,

by a girl.

Don't you have someplace
you need to be?

As a matter of fact I have
a hot date with my blueray

player, but first I have to
drop these off at the museum.

I hope those freaky
Samurai don't jump me.

It's just a bunch of armor.

Tell that to the night
staff at the last museum.

Ready to go again?

I would love a rematch -
but I don't know if my

butt can take it.

Your problem is you
are thinking too much.

You have to open your mind
and listen to your instincts.

At least that is
what Kenji says.

Seems like a tough taskmaster.

When he was my age he could
have been a champion but he

fell into a bad crowd
and lost his chance.

I think that is why he pushes
me, so I will be the

champion he wasn't.

Is that what you want?

Before my parents died I
wanted to be a dancer, then

Kenji became my guardian, he
trained me in martial arts.

I do not want to
disappoint him.

But you ended up
disappointing yourself right?

Maybe that's why I
admire the Samurai.

Yeah, I know.

I mean there is something
uncomplicated about living by

your own code, doing
what you know is right.

I mean did anybody ever
live a great life doing what

everybody else told them to do?

Like the shogun Hitioshi.

He was such a great warrior
that his Samurai revered him

and when he died they cut out his
heart and carried into battle.

You know about Hitioshi?

His heart is a part of the
museum's permanent collection.

Do you want to see it?

Now? The museum is closed.

Not if the mind is open.

Great Shogun's heart.

The Emperor presented it to
Teddy Roosevelt for helping to

end Russia's war against Japan.

Kenji says it was stolen from
its sacred resting place and

that one day the samurai
will rise and take it home.

Sounds like a threat.

More like a superstition for
all his modern attitudes,

he can be annoyingly
old fashioned.

Hide, we are not
supposed to be in here.

Kenji?

Hoshi!

What are you doing here?

We could ask you
the same thing.

You again.

I told you to go
directly to the hotel.

Instead you make me come look
for you and here you are

sneaking around with strangers
in places you are

not supposed to be.

Henry
and I were practicing late;

We came to see the exhibit.

This is why you
need a guardian.

Wait for me outside.

When I rejected you today it
was a test of your resolve, to

see if you would demonstrate
your worthiness as a student.

Instead, by bringing my sister
here un-chaperoned afterhours

you have demonstrated
your unworthiness.

We just came to see the
shogun exhibit, that's all.

Well take a good look because
that's as close as you will

ever get to the
heart of a samurai.

Wait a minute!

I know why I was
here; why were you?

I told you - to
find my sister.

Yeah, by trying to break
into the shogun case?

Don't provoke me or your next
fight won't be with a girl.

That's not an answer!

Hey!

I know you are in here.

Whoever you are you are not
going to get away with it!

Henry, can you hear me?

Dad, he's waking up.

Are you all right?

I don't know.

What happened?

I heard noises,
the alarm went off.

When I turned around the
shogun's heart was gone.

Then I was attacked.

By whom?

By a samurai.

Henry, you mean
that shogun's heart?

It was gone, I know it was.

I wouldn't dismiss
him so quickly.

I heard the same noises when I
was in here just like at the

other museums.

You are not seriously suggesting
these things are haunted?

Do you have a
better explanation?

Yeah, you have been working
in the doom rooms too long.

When a person takes a blow to
the head his brain can play

tricks on him.

Plus I mean in Henry's case
brain tricks are almost a

preexisting condition.

What were you doing
in here anyway?

Hoshi want to see
the shogun's heart.

That's what a cultural
exchange is all about isn't it

sharing cultures?

Henry rules are in
place for a reason.

You two should not
have been in here.

You probably got too close to the
exhibit and set off the alarm.

You're fortunate you
did not do any damage.

He means cough up
your access card.

I know what I saw.

I get what Uncle Brian
is trying to say.

That guy is up to something.

He is guilty of an
attitude problem.

I know you guys don't like him
but that doesn't make him a

thief, especially since
nothing was stolen.

I am telling you
that box was gone.

Well maybe I interrupted him and
he was forced to put it back.

I thought you said
he left with Hoshi.

Yeah, but after casing the
place with whatever he

put in that bag.

Maybe he doubled back or he
could have had an accomplice.

The samurai ghost?

Hoshi said her brother
believes the samurai will rise

up and take back
the shogun's heart.

Maybe he's just
helping them along.

It's too bad you didn't see
what he put in that bag.

Not yet.

How are you going to do that;
From what I have seen he never

lets that bag out of his sight.

The samurai warrior uses his
enemy's own energy against him.

Seriously, if his little
sister beat you...

I am not going to fight
him, I am going to feed him.

Bulls eye!

Thank you so much
for inviting us.

Thank the boys,
it was their idea.

In the spirit of friendship
we welcome you to our house.

Nice dress.

It's customary in America to
unburden oneself when entering

another's home - much like
taking off your shoes in Japan.

To make any amends for any
unintended difficulties

between us I would like to
prepare a traditional Japanese

meal in your honor.

Let me guess;
Lifornia rolls.

How am I doing Kenji san?

Your knife-man-ship is no
better than your swordsmanship.

I am always honored
to learn from a master.

Who is your date
for the [inaudible] dance?

I am the event chairperson and
I am kind of required

to be there in an
organizational capacity.

No one asked you?

Should I make
the whole meal myself?

Huh?

Hm?

I trust you can
take it from here.

Jasper, dinner is ready!

Kenji añe you matched on the?

Haven't you had enough?

Japanese, find a
pen, write it down.

Pen, pen...

Pen!

Paper, paper!

Paper! Paper, paper!

Ink, ink, ink.

Hello...

Thank you for the
wonderful meal Henry.

The [inaudible] was
actually edible.

Thank you Henry.

Well, I will show you guys out.

You are never going
to believe this.

I found a map of the museum
in Kenji's bag, it was filled

with notations pointing out
exhibits, locations, and exits.

I was right.

He was casing the place.

All and all I would say that
was a successful evening.

Oh yeah, great success.

Yes it was totally successful.

And I heard him speaking
Japanese on the telephone;

I wrote it down so
I wouldn't forget.

Jasper did you
get into the Saki?

It's a phonetic representation.

I was hoping you could
translate it for me.

Somewhere in all this
gibberish I think I recognize

the words museum and tonight.

Tonight?

We can't just let him
rip the place off.

I can't get in
without a key card?

I have one; I am chairperson.

Hey guys, you want to get
started on the dishes?

Uh, we have to help Henry
find a suit for the dance.

At this hour?

Midnight madness at the mall.

Oh, okay.

Just don't make it one of
those tuxedo tee shirts okay.

And Henry this dance is
not underwear optional.

If Kenji is breaking into the
museum tonight he's not going

to use the front door.

Henry look, you were
right, it's Kenji!

Wait if that's Kenji
then who is that?

Give it up Kenji, it's over!

Hoshi!

I'm sorry.

They were after something
and they didn't get it.

Nothing is missing.

Then why were
they running away?

Hoshi was scared, I
could see it in her eyes.

Of course she was scared,
you caught her red handed.

It's not red handed if there
is nothing in her hand.

What is this doing down here?

Something must have
scared them off.

Don't you remember, [inaudible]
said these things were haunted.

Well he also said this isn't
the first museum where weird

things have happened.

Maybe there's a pattern.

It's too late to
call around tonight.

Plus we have a more
immediate problem.

If we don't come back with
a suit for the dance dad is

going to be all over us.

Where are we going
to get a suit now?

Midnight madness
ended at 7:00.

I know somebody that
will give us a discount.

Interesting choice.

I think it makes a statement.

Yeah, it say, yo, I'm the Fonz.

The what?

Exactly.

Well Uncle B, all of the
samurai armor and stuff is

made of leather so I am actually
being very true to the...

Goodnight.

All the leather and tattoo
shops in the world you had to

take me to Katja Cattleman's.

She has been trying to pierce
me since the 8th grade.

Whoa, where are you going?

I need to talk to Hoshi.

Yeah, I think after that kick
to the chest, I think it's

safe to say that she doesn't
want to talk to you.

She hasn't done anything wrong
yet and if I can convince

her not to I can keep
her out of trouble.

Whoa whoa, just hold up, just
hold up for a second.

Look, didn't you tell me
yesterday that your zulu was

unfocused and you
couldn't find your salami?

That was before you took
a knock to the head.

It was my zazen and my samati.

What are you trying
to say Jasper?

I am trying to say that
there is a fine line between

determination and obsession.

I know something is going on
with the samurai exhibit and

Kenji is up to his neck in it.

Hoshi is just scared.

I can tell she needs help.

Okay look Henry, I don't
refuse to not completely

disbelieve you, I just, I bet
even a samurai needs to sleep

every once in a while, you
know, to recharge his zazen

or atever it is.

No more hammock jokes?

Tonight only.

Tomorrow it's back
to antagonizing you.

You should really
be nicer to Katja;

She is not going to bite.

Says you.

I know filed teeth
when I see them.

I don't see Kenji.

Good, I will have better luck
with her if he is not around.

Please, just stay away from me.

Why? I know you are
not a thief.

You don't know
anything about me.

Is this guy bothering you?

We're just talking.

She does not want to talk.

This is between her and me;
It's none of your business.

I am making it my business.

Nobu, please.

You chicken; gobble, gobble?

That's a turkey.

I know there's a cultural
gap, but come on.

Knock it off!

I'll knock you off.

Henry let's go, it
is not worth it.

Kenji was right,
you're no warrior.

See the tattoo?

Yeah, you think
you can draw it?

Jasper, I knew your inner
tiger was crying to get out.

Stop by the shop, I
will get you inked up.

What? No, no, no, this
is not for me.

I just want to know
if you recognize it.

It's the Yakuza tatoo..

What's the Yakuza?

Japanese mafia, really
bad, really dangerous guys.

They style themselves after
the samurai but they are just

common criminals who enforce
their code through violence

and intimidation, not honor.

No wonder Hoshi is scared.

You really should stop by.

We have this tiger tat that
would look fierce on your bicep.

Katja...
you think I have biceps?

Thank you for your help.

I'll catch you at the dance.

Seriously Jasper, I am going
to catch you and make you

dance with me.

The Yakuza claim they are
descendants of the samurai,

they think that stuff belongs
to them and they'd do anything

to get it back.

Is Hoshi one of them?

The Yakuza is strictly a men's
club but they might be using her.

Question is, for what?

I called the last two museums
where the samurai tour stopped.

Both pulled items from their
Japanese collections

after the team left.

Apparently there were
quens of authenticity.

That's it!

What's it?

The sword.

The samurai carried only one
katana, it was forged to

exact specifications,
no two are alike.

Listen to this - the hilt is
hollow and the blade is made

of a cheap alloy.

It's manufactured not handmade.

Now check this out...

It's a duplicate.

The thieves are stealing
the real artifacts and...

The shogun's heart.

I am happy to say the
shogun's heart is authentic.

That's because we
interrupted them - twice.

But that does not mean that
they will not try again.

Are you sure you did not
get a good look at them?

It was dark I
couldn't see faces.

I appreciate your discretion
Henry, but I can guess

who you suspect.

It is true, some of our team
members have had troubled

pasts, but martial arts have
given them the focus and

discipline necessary to
straighten out their lives.

Since nothing is missing from
the exhibit perhaps in the

spirit ofhis cultural
exchange we can rise above

personal animosities and give
each other the benefit

of the doubt.

I would if I had any doubt.

A crime is being committed
here and what I don't have is

proof, not yet.

Henry wait up, you're
twisting yourself into a

pretzel trying to prove a
crime that never happened.

Hasn't happened you mean.

Why are you pushing
this so hard?

Maybe because so many
people want me to stop.

Maybe they are doing it
because they care about you.

If they cared about
me they would listen.

I have to follow my instincts.

Nice catch.

Just like the arrows used by
Hitioshi's samurai

in the 17th century.

Samurai or not, whoever shot
that arrow meant business.

Great, so somebody
is trying to kill us.

Or scare us off.

Killing would definitely
accomplish that.

But who?

I think I have a
pretty good idea.

We need to talk.

Can't.

Someone tried to put an arrow
through my head at 70 yards off.

I think we both know who.

Is Kenji involved
with the Yakuza?

I don't know but he has fallen
in with some really scary guys.

I heard him on the telephone
he was talking about stealing

the shogun's heart.

Is that why you
went to the museum?

I wanted to stop him but when
we got to the exhibit

room someone jumped me.

What do you mean someone?

All I saw was a tattoo.

I chased him and that
iswhen you found me.

If you didn't do anything
then why did you run?

Because Kenji has been
in trouble before.

If he gets in trouble
again he could go to jail.

He's the only family I have
left and I do not want to lose

him so please just
stay out of it.

So do you believe her?

I want to but I don't know.

My instincts can't be that off.

The samurai exhibit leaves for
the Tate in London tomorrow.

If they want the shogun's
heart they will have to make

their move tonight.

Assuming they still want it.

It's worth more to the
Yakuza than money itself.

So how do we stop them?

They'll be at the dance and
we'll be at the dance so just

stick to them every second and
there is no way they

can make a move.

Where's Maggie?

I don't know.

Oh.

There she is.

Wow.

Ow!

Whoa!

If you wanted to dance
all you had to do was ask.

I don't dance.

Ever?

Some of us have better
things to do with our time.

So the head of the dance
committee doesn't dance?

I've got two left feet okay,
and these helps don't help

so can we just drop it?

I've got something for you.

Don't you think flowers
are a little over the top?

They are not flowers,
they are boutonnieres.

That's where I hid
the microphones.

What? My dad's garage is
different from your dad's.

Testing one, two three.

I don't think mine is working.

Didn't they teach you
anything in the jungle?

Can you hear me now?

Ow, oh!

There they are.

Okay keep them under
constant surveillance.

If anybody gets too close to
the exhibits sound the alert.

Got it?

Got it.

Let's do this.

I've got Kenji at
the shrimp boat.

Copy that, keep an eye on him.

Roger that.

Oh my god!

What is it; what's wrong?

That guy just
double-dipped the salsa.

Gross.

Katja!

Love the pretty fleur
Tres retro chic.

Very teen angel.

No touching.

No stalling, it's time
to free that inner tiger.

Jasper, what are you doing
abandoning your post?

What choice do I have, she
is trying to de-flower me in

front of everybody
on the dance floor.

Why are you talking
to your flower?

It's all right, I've got Kenji.

Whatever it's
Jasper just shake it.

Oh great, I lost him.

Maggie, stay on him, you
can't let him slip away.

Don't worry, found him.

Lost him!

Maggie, behind you.

You are not very good at this.

Good at what?

Been following me haven't you?

Well...
Cover, cover.

As a matter of fact I have.

So what do you want?

I want...
Ask him to dance!

...to dance.

But first let's
try the edamamae.

A little help please?

You two having fun?

Bet you didn't teach her that!

What's happening?

I have just been informed the
sound system is interfering

with the museum's
electrical circuits.

It could affect the
security sensors.

I must insist we close this
area in order to protect

the artifacts.

I understand.

Sorry folks, we are
experiencing some technical

difficulties with the
electrical system so we are

going to have to
wrap this up early.

I am very sorry.

On behalj of the entire
Japanese Youth Team I would

like to thank you for a
wonderful stay in Washington.

Thank you, good night.

Where is Hoshi?

I don't know.

Where's Kenji?

He was right here.

So they vanished into thin air.

People don't just
vanish into thin air.

Okay so they vanished
into thick air.

The point is, they're gone.

Maybe [inaudible] was right,
maybe these things are haunted.

How much you want to bet that
tech meltdown wasn't an accident?

What do you mean?

Come on.

No, wait, where are we going?

What is going on in
that mind of yours?

This is not the first time
somebody disappeared in that

exhibit room.

Please don't say it's ghosts.

How do you get inside of a
locked museum without a key?

You don't need one because you
are already in when

they lock up; like Hoshi and
me the other night.

We were practicing late in the
doom rooms, had the run

of the place.

So Kenji didn't leave.

He is hiding
somewhere in there.

So what do we do?

We wait and when the coast is
clear we let ourselves in

with your key card and we
catch him in the act.

Kenji?

I know you are in here.

Come out and show yourself.

He's right behind me isn't he?

Jasper find the shogun's heart.

Henry, let's wrap this up.

Henry are you okay?

I'm fine but you better run.

Stupid shoes!

Henry you've got to stop him.

He's got the shogun's heart!

Henry, soar like the falcon!

Henry the box.

Kenji?

Nob...

Who is this?

Dr. Takasaki

So when Henry tipped it over
all this stuff just poured out.

The samurai Trojan horse.

Takasaki used it to sneak
in the fakes and

smuggle out the originals.

They even created a security
malfunction at the dance

so the alarms would not sound.

Then you are a cop.

Sort of.

The Ministry of Culture
suspected Takasaki was using

someone on the team
to do his dirty work.

Since I had access they
recruited me to infiltrate.

And you didn't know.

Until she caught me circling
back here after the dance.

I managed to catch Nobu
but I was a little late for

the rest of it.

Better than never.

I couldn't have stopped
them without you.

No hard feelings?

Well besides all the bruises
all over my body, I guess not.

I was wrong about you Henry,
you do have a warrior's heart.

And you, I had forgotten that
you could dance like that.

I didn't.

Well I suppose we better find you
a master to hone your talents.

Did you just say what
I thought you said?

Of course you will have to
finish high school first.

Then I guess we both owe you.

And I know exactly
how you can repay me.

Oh?

All right, you got
this one in the bag.

You just do exactly
what you did last night.

You do remember what you
did last night right?

I stopped thinking and I
listened to my instincts.

Come on Griffin, I've
got a plane to catch.

You think you are
pretty good huh?

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