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This programme contains
some strong language.
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It's good news.
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You can have a child now.
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Don't we have to have sex first?
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You'll be breeding like rabbits when
you complete my course.
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Mama says...
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"If he won't come to you,
you must go to him."
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I've never had that problem but...
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..can't hold out forever.
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Can't he? It's been four months.
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Time for your lesson.
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Let's start with revision.
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Seduction begins with a kiss.
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And the kiss begins with your eyes.
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And now my lips.
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Close your eyes.
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MUSIC
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SOUNDS ECHO
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LOUD BANG
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Come on, come on, boy, get up,
good boy, good boy.
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SHE GASPS
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CANDLE HOLDER RATTLES
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SHE GROANS
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Stupid!
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FLOOR CREAKS
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SHE GASPS
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MUSIC
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MUSIC
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CLOCK CHIMES
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CLEARS THROAT
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Give it to me, Julie.
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It must be the princess.
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DOOR OPENS
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I'm so sorry, I forgot the time.
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I'm sorry.
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Yes, it's very helpful,
Prime Minister, thank you.
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Perfect timing, I need a gentleman's
opinion.
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Darling.
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Which do you prefer?
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This ring or that bracelet?
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Neither, d'Aiguillon has just shown
me your accounts.
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I'll take both.
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Excellent choice.
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And you, d'Aiguillon?
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Are you planning to slash my
allowance from the privy purse?
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I am told that being sensible
can't kill you.
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But why take the chance?
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Whose turn is it this morning,
France?
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Oh, you choose, my love.
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I'm honoured, sire.
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It will have to be Lamballe.
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She's hopeless, and she hates men.
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I know, but if we don't find a wife
for Papa
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we will never get rid of that
strumpet.
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Good God, Prime Minister. We have
been here so many times before.
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This could mean war.
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Why?
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France would be obliged to take a
stand against Austria
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if she joins in the carve up of
Poland.
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How can we go to war with our ally?
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Our treaty has not been ratified.
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Austria has not yet performed her
duty to France.
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It's perplexing.
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Especially when Austria appears to
be willing.
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One can't help wondering if the
problem lies with France.
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There is nothing wrong with my
grandson.
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The little Dauphine arrived here
completely unprepared.
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Were you aware that she knew nothing
about the marriage bed?
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Madame du Barry has taken it upon
herself
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to educate the girl,
for heaven's sake.
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She hadn't even started her menses.
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And if I don't care what the
Countess spends
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neither should you.
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Good.
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Someone was standing by my bureau.
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Perhaps you were dreaming?
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I can assure you I wasn't.
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If Mops had been with me
he would have chased them off.
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I will put in another request.
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The French seem remarkably reluctant
to allow him to return.
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How are you settling in with your
household?
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Madame Etiquette doesn't stop
snarling at me.
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Perhaps she's not amused by her
nickname.
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I can't think who coined it.
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SHE GASPS
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Did you see?
He completely ignored her.
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You can blame him.
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You look delicious, my love.
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Slut!
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Let's go hunting.
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You knew she wasn't menstruating
when she left Vienna?
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I had no idea, Prime Minister.
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Extraordinary.
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That an Austrian diplomat with
your experience
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would take France
for a complete fool.
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Are you not riding with us today,
little Dauphine?
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I can't ride, Papa Roi.
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Mama forbids it.
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We shall have to find our way around
that imperial diktat.
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Ah, my little Italian,
always so very late.
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I'm so sorry, Majesty.
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I'm teasing you, child.
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LAUGHTER
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HORN PLAYS
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HUNT DOGS BARK
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Isn't she magnificent?
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She's teaching me the art of
seduction.
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Be careful of her lessons.
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Lamballe will never agree.
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She's a shrinking violet.
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That Austrian bitch will do our work
for us.
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DOGS BARK
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It's them.
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What is he doing?
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STAG GRUNTS
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THEY GASP
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HORN BLOWS
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Bravo!
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Ah, here she is!
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Did you enjoy the hunt,
little Dauphine, huh?
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Papa Roi, it was thrilling.
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It really was.
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Look at you.
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Isn't she adorable, huh?
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Someone's taken your seat.
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Go and charm the pants off your
husband.
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Monsieur, wait.
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Monsieur, you were so brave this
morning.
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I... I was certain the stag was going
to get the better of you.
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But he didn't stand a chance.
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I have never seen anything like it.
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Would you like to visit me this
evening?
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Eat.
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Eat!
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Oh, look at them.
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I can't take any more.
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She has got to go.
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Why don't you come with me?
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Sorry.
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I can be an absolute devil.
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Smile!
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SHE LAUGHS
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It's a love apple from Spain.
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An aphrodisiac, apparently.
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It's often confusing to be
confronted with the unfamiliar.
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I've always found it best just to
plunge in.
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Oh, the skin is tight.
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My tip is meeting my resistance.
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But if you just gently push...
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..through...
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..I find myself the most...
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soft, ripe, interior.
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Oh...
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Am I making any sense at all,
my boy?
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Should I eat it? Papa,
will you let me eat it?
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Oh!
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THEY LAUGH
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THEY CONTINUE CHUCKLING
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Brava, little Dauphine.
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You are a natural.
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Surely the Empress can't complain
about you riding a donkey now, can she?
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Well, I'm not going to tell her,
Papa Roi.
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Neither will I.
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SHE GASPS
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Oh, France, let her rest.
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She's already had one ass between
her legs today.
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Be careful, child.
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Papa Roi has a penchant for virgin.
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HE GASPS
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Oh!
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SLURPING
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SLURPING
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Oh!
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My dog was sent back to Austria at
the border.
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Oh, what a pity.
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Why wasn't it allowed to stay?
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Mops didn't have a passport.
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CLEARS THROAT
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So, to business.
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We have been searching all over
Europe for a suitable wife for Papa
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and we finally found her.
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Right here, under our nose.
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Who have you chosen this time,
madam?
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Tada!
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Me?!
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Why not?
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She's less his type than all the
others put together.
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She'll do!
She's a princess of the blood.
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Don't you want to be the
Queen of France? No.
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Do I?
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Perhaps our little Dauphine can
assist us.
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Papa will listen to you.
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Does he want a wife?
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What he wants is irrelevant.
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Duty and decorum dictate that the
King has a wife.
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Then why doesn't he
marry Madame du Barry?
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How can the King of France...
..marry the Whore of Babylon?
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What?
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Do you know what a whore is?
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LAUGHTER
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Allow me, allow me.
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She is a woman who screws for her
supper.
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Your friend was your age
when she first spread her legs.
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HE PANTS
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Thank you, Monsieur.
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Thank you, Monsieur.
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Not in the mood?
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What's new?
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SHE GASPS
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Good Lord!
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LAUGHTER
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Too much?
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Not enough.
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Is it true?
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I suppose you found it funny that I
didn't know.
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What is, what is this place?
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Is this my life now?
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Trapped where I can trust no-one,
not even you.
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You, Monsieur.
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No, look at me, look at ME!
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Why, why don't you like me?
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What, what have I done wrong?
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Say something.
Speak, speak to me!
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I am your wife!
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When are you going to be my husband?
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Friday the 21st.
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The Dauphine
lost her temper with me.
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I think she is not suited to life at
Versailles.
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Ready for your lesson?
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Put that in the drawer for me,
will you?
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Time to explore what turns us ladies
on between the sheets.
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I'm busy.
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I'll come back after supper,
we can have a girls night in.
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I'm busy.
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Tomorrow?
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Let me guess...
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You're busy.
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Have Madame been filling your head
with nonsense about me?
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You should have told me!
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Why, why didn't you?
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My past is of no interest to me.
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Why is it of any interest to you?
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So you were making a fool of me.
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Au contraire,
I was trying to help you.
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Who else is there
around here to do the job?
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Oh, what a loyal friend I have(!)
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DRAWER OPENS
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DOOR CLOSES
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READS MOCKINGLY: Do not indulge in
the frivolity of the French.
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Remain a good Austrian archduchess.
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I have said it before to your
sisters
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and I will say it again to you -
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don't go near a horse until you have
a bouncing Bourbon heir.
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And a spare.
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Why didn't she tell her daughter
how to fuck?
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At least my mother had the decency
to prepare me for my career.
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And what a career -
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from street girl
to the King's favourite.
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And all the way back again.
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I'm going nowhere.
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I wasn't dreaming, Mercy.
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Someone stole it.
Someone stole Mama's letter.
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I'll look into it.
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In the meantime,
keep out of trouble.
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I'm not in trouble.
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Have Mesdames been drawing you into
their little scheme?
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How do you know about that?
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Everyone knows about it.
271
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,816
There are no secrets here.
272
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,816
Right, so you knew, you knew about
Madame du Barry?
273
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,816
What difference does it make who she
was?
274
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,936
Difference?
275
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,240
A whore?!
276
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,816
What would Mama say?
277
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,816
The Empress says that if she is the
King's favourite, you should be her friend.
278
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,096
Ah! What about Mesdames?
279
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,840
Don't get caught up in the crossfire
between them and Madame du Barry.
280
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,040
It's their war, not yours.
281
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,616
I can't win.
282
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,920
Whichever way I turn,
there's a trap.
283
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,840
Welcome to Versailles.
284
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,616
Mesdames are on manoeuvres.
285
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,616
Not again. Who is it this time?
286
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,880
Lamballe.
287
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,616
The only rival I have in my sights
is our little Dauphine.
288
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,640
If my brother won't jump on her,
perhaps Papa Roi would do the deed?
289
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,616
What, does little Dauphine protest?
290
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,136
If she pulls that stunt,
291
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,056
I will chase her all
the way back to Vienna.
292
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,616
KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS
293
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,616
Shall I come back later?
294
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,440
Provence is just leaving.
295
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,936
Poor Provence, always the spare,
never the heir.
296
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,000
SHE LAUGHS
297
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,560
Mercy wants me to be friends
with her.
298
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,056
She is not worthy to kiss your feet.
299
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,056
I thought
she was looking out for me.
300
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,520
Du Barry only looks out for herself.
301
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,000
How can I help you, Toinette?
302
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,880
Will you marry Papa Roi?
303
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,480
Would you like me to?
304
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:17,360
Black gold from Guadeloupe.
305
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,760
Pull out your hands.
306
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:52,080
Now these are the most expensive
beans in the whole world.
307
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,680
I have precious diamonds that cost
less.
308
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:08,040
But you would appreciate them,
Lamballe?
309
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,560
You Italians, you love coffee,
don't you?
310
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,616
Lamballe prefers hot chocolate.
311
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,920
Oh! Well, just you wait
until she's tried my coffee.
312
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,176
Now, first, just...
313
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,240
HE SNIFFS
314
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,280
SHE SNIFFS
315
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,576
Intoxicating.
316
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,640
SHE YELLS
317
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,616
Goodness.
318
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,616
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
319
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,616
Oh, no, oh gosh!
320
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,616
They're everywhere.
321
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,240
I'm sorry, I'll just...
322
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,616
I'll just get them from out here.
323
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,000
I'm sorry.
324
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:25,000
SHE SOBS I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
325
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,616
Keep going.
326
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,616
Are we all right back here?
327
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,616
Still searching for coffee beans.
328
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,616
There you go.
329
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Well, if that's how it is...
330
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,616
Here we are!
331
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,776
You have reduced the King of France
to a scullery maid.
332
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,616
HE LAUGHS
333
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,000
I'm sorry.
334
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,616
Why were you crawling around on the
floor?
335
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,920
What did he say to you?
Did he upset you?
336
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,056
Oh, good Lord!
337
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,616
You've been a great help to us.
338
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,120
Thank you, Antoinette
339
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,616
Did you have fun with Papa Roi?
340
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,040
He made us coffee.
341
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,600
Come and join me.
342
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,576
So you have made your choice?
343
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,616
I don't understand.
344
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,656
Please! Mesdames have been plotting
to replace me
345
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,256
since the day I arrived.
346
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,720
You're either in their camp or mine.
347
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,320
It's not too late to
change your mind.
348
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,256
DOOR SHUTS
349
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,616
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
350
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,616
She's staying?
She's most definitely going.
351
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,616
Bye-bye, little Dauphine!
352
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,616
You won't be missed by anyone
except Papa Roi.
353
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,616
I'll talk to France.
354
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,616
Isn't it time you spoke to him about
me?
355
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,616
He barely notices I exist.
356
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,680
You're on top of my list as soon as
I've dealt with her.
357
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:59,616
Our spies inform us that Austria is
preparing to invade Poland.
358
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,616
So this means war against Austria?
359
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,616
Not if you sign this, sire.
360
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:10,616
The Empress can't make a move against Poland
if our troops are sitting on her border.
361
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,840
Oh.
362
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,616
Next.
363
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,616
Item two.
364
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,616
Louis...
365
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,616
Specifically his inability to shag
his wife.
366
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,616
She is the problem.
367
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,616
Besides, they're totally unsuited to
one another.
368
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,616
Royal marriages are not made in
heaven.
369
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,616
Only a politician
would try to mate them.
370
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,336
She's frigid. He's mute!
371
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:53,416
He is the heir to my throne.
372
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,616
Exactly.
373
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,960
The boy needs a wife who will
satisfy him.
374
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:09,120
The matter will be
decided by my grandson.
375
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,616
SHE AGREES
376
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,880
Item two.
377
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,616
Thank you.
378
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,616
Good work.
379
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,680
I'm learning, sir.
380
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,616
We must stand on our troops
381
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Madame du Barry is plotting to
remove Toinette!
382
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,040
SHE GASPS
383
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,320
Why do you think I advised you to be
neutral?
384
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,696
I didn't believe she would go this
far.
385
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:58,616
If Louis has to choose,
I don't stand a chance.
386
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,616
Can't you win him over?
387
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,616
How?
388
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,616
How?
389
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,616
I've tried.
390
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,616
What else am I supposed to do?
391
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:18,616
Perhaps your mother will be able to
guide you.
392
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,680
Burn it after you read it.
393
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,616
THE EMPRESS: Don't lie down and
give up, Toinette.
394
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,616
You are an Austrian archduchess.
395
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,616
Habsburgs never take no
for an answer.
396
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,616
Now, tidy your hair,
fix your face and fight back.
397
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,720
Shut up!
398
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,616
And you...
399
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,560
You too.
400
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,080
THEY CHUCKLE
401
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,640
This is where you like to hide!
402
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,320
Are these yours?
403
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,000
SHE SQUEALS
404
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,560
Oh!
405
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,480
SHE SQUEALS
406
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,000
May I?
407
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,616
SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH
408
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,616
It's glorious.
409
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,856
When you remove all the people.
410
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,920
HE LAUGHS
411
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,616
You will be a good king.
412
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,400
Yes, you.
413
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,480
I hope you will let me help you.
414
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:17,920
WHISPERING
415
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,976
It was exquisite.
416
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,216
Ah, I'd pay good money for a portrait
of a little vixen face at that moment.
417
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,296
Would you, Monsieur?
418
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,296
I hate our silly quarrels.
419
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,296
Why don't we kiss and make up?
420
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,296
Then we can get down to the business
of ruling France together.
421
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:56,296
Your business, madame, is to service
the king.
422
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:01,456
Mine is to govern France.
423
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,296
HE CHOKES
424
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,400
Is that so?
425
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,280
SHE LAUGHS
426
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,200
It's time to make up your mind, boy.
427
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,480
SHE STRAINS Now could you get
out of my sight?
428
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,120
Come in, d'Aiguillon.
429
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,720
Prime Minister.
430
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,136
SHE SIGHS
431
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,176
DOOR OPENS
432
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,640
SHE YELPS AND SCREAMS
433
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,416
I'm staying?
434
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,680
I never doubted you would succeed.
435
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,016
I'm staying.
436
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,080
I'm staying!
437
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,120
Looking for something?
438
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,456
I found it.
439
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,360
Why don't you join me for supper?
440
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,456
You don't mind expecting me?
441
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,456
You really think you're something,
don't you?
442
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,456
I am something.
443
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,456
I'm an Austrian archduchess. I'm the
Dauphine of France. Who are you?
444
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,456
I'd rather be the King's whore than
a frustrated virgin.
445
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,456
Still no progress in that
department.
446
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,456
Maybe you weren't such a great
teacher after all.
447
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,456
You're a poor student.
448
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,456
No grasp of the subject.
No flair at all.
449
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:59,456
It won't be long before he gets rid
of you.
450
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,456
Haven't you heard?
451
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,720
My father has asked me to stay.
452
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,360
DOOR SHUTS
453
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,456
Safe journey to Vienna, Rohan.
454
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,456
As our new ambassador, send our
warmest wishes to the Empress.
455
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,456
Thank you, Countess.
456
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:42,120
Sire.
457
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,456
Now...
458
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,456
We have got to find Provence a
wife.
459
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,840
It's the only way to secure an heir.
460
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,400
SOFT KNOCKS ON DOOR
461
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,880
Mops.
462
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,456
Mops.
463
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,800
Have you missed me?
464
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,456
KNOCK ON DOOR
465
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,600
Come in.
466
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,080
What is that thing doing here?
467
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,880
My husband delivered him to me.
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