All language subtitles for Coffee Prince E05

What were you doing?

You were blowing into his face
as if you're his lover.

-I didn't do anything.
-Just keep going, why don't you?

Hey, Ha-rim. I didn't do anything.

That punk's always kidding around.

It's your birthday present. Three hours
until it expires, so drink it quickly.

If I get a stomachache after I drink this,

it's coming out of your pay.

Then don't drink it.

Are you guys going out or something?

What do you mean?
I was just delivering milk and...

Why are you coming down from there?

He's right. What are you doing here?

-I don't know.
-Hey.

I'm so nervous, Han-sung.

Should we postpone it
if you're comfortable?

What will I say if they ask
why I'm back with you

after leaving you like that?

Never mind. I'll just say, "I'm sorry,

that's just how things turned out."

You don't have to be so tense.
It won't be the Inquisition.

Help me choose an outfit.

The phone's ringing.

Yoo-joo, it's Mom.

Are you busy with your exhibit?

-Why don't you call?
-Should I answer?

I don't mind if you don't come
to my wedding but please call me.

Is your mother getting married?

Don't ask.

What do you think?

Shy or bold?

-I like them both.
-Forget it. I'll decide.

HAN YOO-JOO, THE ARTIST OF LIGHT

NO MARRIAGE PLANS ON THE HORIZON

Galbitang? Your tastes
have become so simple these days.

That's because I have
so many employees to pay.

So why did your parents kick you out?

They want me to follow in
my dad's footsteps and wield the knife.

No, thank you.

I hate blood.

Knife? Blood?

Does your family run a butcher shop?

Butcher shop?

Still, you can't stay at the cafe.

You can stay with me for a while.

No thanks.

You'll nag me to death.

"Have breakfast. Sleep early.
Fold your laundry. Keep the room clean."

And you'll get jealous for meeting girls.

I don't think I could handle your nagging.

I couldn't either.

You must be such a pain to live with.

Just shut up and eat.

Couldn't you let me stay at the cafe

just until I find myself a place?

Mr. Hong has an extra room.

Could you ask him?

You shouldn't live like that.

Always ordering other people around

when you don't have
everything together yourself.

Why are you always ragging on me?

That's the way Eun-chan always talks.

Didn't you know that?

You can't bear to watch others eat,
can you? Here.

Give me one with more meat.

Here. Happy?

Look at all this meat.

You two are acting like you're going out.

My Chan, do you know that
you're blushing right now?

My Chan has such strange taste in men.

Stop jumping to conclusions. Jeez.

-What the heck was that?
-Also,

enough with the "My Chan."
It's super gross.

It's so annoying.

"My Chan!" What the heck is that?

Eat slowly.

I don't know what I should say right now.

Foreigners get past it gracefully,
but I...

Why? Lots of married couples get back
together after they get divorced.

What's wrong with getting back together
after a breakup?

I agree. Couples that break up at least
once are happier in the long run.

Thanks.

How do you feel, now that
you've set a wedding date?

It's all right.

When are you two going to get hitched?

Han-sung's such a nice guy

and I bet he would
make the perfect husband.

-Well, I...
-Yoo-joo doesn't believe in marriage.

-How nice.
-Your girlfriend will kill you.

Cheers.

Where in the world are you going?

We were here just a moment before.

What are you doing?

I guess I forgot to tell you.

-I'm exercising right now.
-What?

If you don't like the way I do things,
you don't have to stay at my place.

No. not at all.

I love the way you do things, Mr. Hong.

Wow, you're even doing push-ups
at this hour.

How could I not respect you?

Where now?

You know I'm only taking you in
because Eun-chan asked me to, don't you?

Of course.

And you know
you'll have to pay rent, don't you?

Of course.

I was thinking about 300,000 won a month.

Give me just 200,000 won including meals.

You're such a good man, Mr. Hong.

You're such a good man.

I know.

What are you doing here?

I was looking for a place to stay too,
and Eun-chan told me to come here.

I'll give you 300,000 won.

One, two, same difference.
The door's open. Come in.

Why didn't you wait in the house?

You try going in there.
There's nowhere to sit.

Home sweet home. Let me clear this.

Should I keep my shoes on?

You can't walk around in someone's home
with your shoes on.

So take them off?

What's wrong with this place?

I'll use this room.

It's up to you.

You can share the room with me
if you want.

Are you kidding me?

It's like Prince Coffee Shop.

Have some juice.

Is that from three years ago?

I wonder if my socks are dry.

I forgot to turn them inside out.

I guess I'll have to wash them again.

He dries them without washing them.

-Don't you want this?
-You have it.

If you insist.

We sold 27 cups of coffee and 10 waffles
per day the first week.

On the second week, we sold 19 cups
of coffee and 9 waffles.

On the third week,

we sold 52 cups of coffee and 24 waffles
during the first three days.

Why do you think business is so bad?

Like you know? It's all because of you.

This is because we're trying
to sell coffee to kids.

I told you kids know nothing about coffee.

What do you think, Seon-gi?

I sold 200 a day when I had my stand
in front of the women's college.

What's certain is that
my waffles taste good.

Why hasn't Min-yeop come in
for the past three days?

Starting next week, we'll offer takeout.

This chart shows the people
who pass near our cafe

broken down by time.
The first is from 7 am to 9 am.

-When did you do all that?
-Nobody gets up that early.

Those two hours are the peak hours.

Even if you know nothing about taste,

you can't serve coffee in paper cups.

Coffee is about affection.

It needs to be in a ceramic cup.

A world famous coffee chain
promoted its coffee by having

every employee including the CEO carry
around paper cups with their logo on it.

They succeeded without spending money
on advertising.

We'll do the same thing.

We'll divide the employees
into morning and afternoon shifts.

That will be all.

-I'm impressed.
-About what?

Is Min-yeop not coming in again today?

I fired him, so don't ask.

What do you mean, you fired Min-yeop?

He said something came up
and needed to quit, so I said okay.

What came up?

How in the world should I know that?

You shouldn't just tell him to quit
when he said something came up.

He called out of the blue
and said he's quitting.

Why should I ask what's going on?

He was so happy
because this was his very first job.

A good boss would have asked him
why he needed to quit.

Fine. I'm a bad boss.

Are you sad
your fellow troublemaker is gone?

He's an adult! He makes his own decisions.

You just worry about yourself.

That prick. That rude little prick.

Hey, mister. Cartilage and soju, please.

Okay. Hey, you...

You crazy punk.

You should've called me
if you couldn't come to work.

Why didn't you call?
Are your fingers broken?

What are you doing here?

And you should clear these right away
so other customers can sit.

Are you trying to ruin the business?

Leave me alone.
You're disrupting business.

Are you in your right mind,

not showing up to work for days?

He's not even your brother,
but someone from school.

Why are you running his stand?

How did you know that?
Did you have someone investigate me?

I went all the way to your house
on top of the hill.

-Why didn't you answer your phone?
-I dropped it in the soup. So what?

Were you worried about me?

Like hell.

What kind of friend is he
that you would quit your job to do this?

An upperclassman from the wrestling team.

He took care of me
when things were hard for me.

-He's my favorite upperclassman--
-Chicken feet please.

-Okay.
-Okay!

Coming right up. Go make it.

I'll make it right now.

What's that smell?

Wow, that looks really delicious.

Eun-sae loves chicken feet.

No way. Eun-sae eat chicken feet?

Welcome.

-Really?
-Go cook.

What should I do?

-What would you like, sir?
-Soju please.

Soju.

Your girlfriend is late today.

Hello? What's up, mister?

Where are you right now?

I'm in the neighborhood. Why?

Well, it's just that...
Sweeper can't wait to see you.

Actually, I want to see you
more than he does.

I'll be there as soon as I'm done
with my milk route.

Okay. I'll be waiting.

Okay.

Okay, I'll be waiting

He's waiting for me

Mister. This bean sprout soup
was really delicious.

You're a great cook
and you make good soup.

I'm so jealous of Girl B.

You shouldn't be.

Guy A is so narrow-minded.

Here's dessert.

-Let's go outside.
-Okay.

It's not easy to take back
a girlfriend who left you.

I think Guy A is
a nearly perfect boyfriend.

Be careful.

This is so nice.

-Having fun?
-Yes. Giddyap.

You're the first visitor I've had
that climbed on that.

Why? It's really fun.

I don't know. They just look at it.

You should get on too.

How's work?

It's fun.

But my boss can be so mean.

Is it all right if I complain
about your cousin?

Why? Is Guy 1 mean to Girl 2?

No.

There's this big, lug of an employee
who's really timid.

He's so timid,
he couldn't ask for time off, and said,

"I need to quit work
because something came up,"

and he just let him go.

What a big jerk.

Han-gyeol can be like that sometimes.

But as time passes,
you'll see that he's actually a great guy.

I don't know if I'll ever see that.

Okay.

Isn't it difficult to pretend to be a guy?

No. I'm quite good at it.

Don't you think I look like a guy?

No. You look like a girl
no matter how I look at you.

I get tons of chocolates from girls
on Valentines Day,

but never from guys.

I wouldn't like me
if I were a guy, either.

How could they not recognize
what a pretty girl you are?

You look pretty to me.

You're so frank. Thanks.

Oh, right. Would you like to
go to a party with me

next week?

It's an opening gala for an art exhibit.

I would appreciate it if you'd go with me.

I don't know much about art.

You don't have to go if you don't want to.

That's not it.

Why would I not want to go?

I love parties.

But the way I look...

You might not know it,

but women love that kind of thing.

An opening gala for an art exhibit.

My heart's pounding

just thinking about it.

But I'm so ugly that I'll embarrass you
if I go with you.

Hey. If that's why you don't want to go,
go with me.

Are you sure you won't be embarrassed?

Of course. Don't you know
how pretty you are?

Okay, then I'll try my best to be pretty
so that you won't be embarrassed.

I promise.

So don't worry.

-Okay.
-All right.

You know what?

You have a talent
for making people feel good.

Thank you.

How is business?

Business isn't so good.

I know what you mean.

Hi, Angel. I made chicken feet,
your favorite.

Where are you?

Try guessing where your angel might be.

I'm somewhere that you can never come.

Where are you?

I would go to the ends of the earth
in order to see you.

I'm at the women's bathhouse.

Try coming here, why don't you?

I'm going in.

My angel.

I brought you chicken feet and gizzards.

Hey. What are you doing here with Eun-sae?

Huh? This is the women's bathhouse.

And what's that on your shoulder?

That's a bra strap.

Oh, dang. This isn't good.

You take care of this.

Why me? Not my problem.

-Whatever.
-Hey, Angel.

-What the...
-Shit.

What the heck are you, asshole?
What's with the bra strap?

But I saw you take a whiz standing up.

Take your time.

I even kissed you.

Is there anything you didn't do?

But then again, you even made deliveries
to the men's bathhouse.

I really had no choice.

Still. How could you pretend to be a guy?

I would die
before pretending to be a girl.

Like anyone would believe it if you tried.

You like Eun-sae, don't you?

Is it a bad thing for you
that I'm not her boyfriend?

That's one less rival for you.

Plus, I'm Eun-sae's older sister.

I've grown fond of you.

Especially after that tent bar.

Hey. What do you think you're doing?

You want to keep seeing Eun-sae,
don't you?

Yeah.

Not, "Yeah." Say, "Yes, ma'am."

Yes, ma'am.

Now, listen to me carefully.

Say, "Yes, ma'am."

-Yes, ma'am.
-Good boy.

You're eyes are all bloodshot.
What are you doing at night?

Min-yeop's running a tent bar

for his friend who's very sick.

Good. It's better to run a tent bar
than be an employee at a cafe.

Do you really not care
how Min-yeop's doing?

No.

How can you be so heartless?

Didn't you know that I was heartless?

Gross.

Mr. Hong says not to flush

after taking a dump
because we have no water.

They say it will be back
two days from now.

Why don't we close the shop?

We can't close already. We just opened.

We'll use bottled water.

Do the dishes, flush the toilet,

and mop the floor with bottled water.
You're so wise.

He has a point.

We have no water, it's hot,
and there are no customers.

Think of this as an opportunity.

Let's take this opportunity

and go on a trip together.
A team building trip.

Sounds good.

Min-yeop would have loved to go.

Ms. Han,

you use mother-of-pearl
in many of your works.

Where did you get the idea for that?

Well, mother-of-pearl is a material

that I was very familiar with
since childhood.

She's not as pretty as they say.

Still, I heard her sponsor was DK.

No wonder she has so much backing.

But I heard that they broke up.

Really?

Many of the decorative items

around the house had mother-of-pearl.

You should have told me that you were sick
instead of suffering alone.

This is mustard soup.
It's perfect when you have the chills.

How did you know I was sick?

I could tell by the way you said,
"I'm all right," on the phone yesterday.

I said I was fine. This wasn't necessary.

Will it kill you to say thanks?

This is so warm.

Are you going to come?

I can't go to the opening gala
but I'll go the next day.

You have a fever.

Have you always been so charming?

You smell nice

and you even shaved.

Don't. You're making my heart pound.

Where did you learn to cook this?

You're a man of many talents.

Why isn't Han-sung here?

Shouldn't he be taking care of you?

Did you guys fight?

I wonder.

I think so since he hasn't
called for three days.

Why?

What was the fight about?

It's nothing.

You should get going.

A little later.

I want to lie down, that's why.

Go. Please?

Take your medicine.

Of course, I even went to the hospital
and got a shot.

Okay.

You're good at doing things alone.

I can't do anything to help
even though I want to.

It's deflating.

I'm off.

See you later.

...after the tone.

Do you know that Yoo-joo is sick?

She seemed to be waiting for you.

I know that it's none of my business,
but you should take care of her.

They don't have any skewers here.

You can eat them later.

-Why don't you order an omelet roll?
-Yes.

-Excuse me.
-Yes?

-Soju and an omelet roll, please?
-Soju and an omelet roll?

-Yes.
-Soju and an omelet roll, please.

Okay.

What are you doing here?

You should be at the cafe.

I'm not the one
who should be at the cafe, you are.

You're always going to meet girls.

Why you...

What are you doing here, boss?

Tell me whether or not
you'll keep working at the cafe.

Well, I don't think
I'm of much help there,

-but it's the first job I ever got--
-Excuse me.

Where are our soju and omelet roll?

Do you know how to cook an omelet?

No? Are you serious? Can you do anything?

What, can you make it?

No.

How are you two running a tent bar?

Where are the eggs?

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Jo

Happy birthday to you

-No! Don't go!
-Hey!

You all right?

NO PARKING

Are you all right, boss?

You ran out before I could stop you.

-It's not like I wanted to.
-Thank you.

This is for you.

It's all right. Take it.

-Thank you.
-Goodbye.

Thank you very much.

-Have a nice evening. Goodbye. Here.
-Let's get going.

Are you crazy?
Were you trying to get yourself killed?

You overreacted.

It hurts.

Are you stupid or something?
Don't you know that you're bleeding?

That's why you shouldn't
have tackled me like that.

Were you filming an action movie
or something?

Don't worry. It will be fine in a day.

Hey. Where's the nearest hospital?

Drink some of this.

Were you very sick?

About this sick?

You still have a fever.

It came down. It was a lot worse earlier.

So why did you drink wine?

I just had one glass to help me sleep.

Why didn't you call me?

That is...

It's hard for me to bear
that you love your art more than me.

I suck, don't I?

A little.

You know, we must be made for each other.

I suck too.

When you told your friends
that I don't believe in marriage,

I was scared
that you were pushing me away.

And when you didn't call,

instead of calling you,

I stubbornly waited

until you gave in and called me.

And when you give in like this,
I get happy like a child.

I really suck, don't I?

Yeah, you do.

How about a kiss
if you're not angry at me anymore?

Let's get some ice on your head.
Hold on for a sec.

-Are you going to sleep over?
-Yeah. I think so.

TRADITIONAL MEDICINE CLINIC

You're even more hurt than I am.

Does it hurt?

No, it doesn't.

Why don't you say it hurts

and save that macho stuff
for your girlfriend?

It hurts.

When I was eight years old,

I was fooling around
on the third floor terrace and fell.

So that's why you're so screwed up.

But my dad caught me with both arms.

He fell as he did and broke his arm,

but he didn't even realize he was hurt
and rushed me to the hospital.

You reminded me of that.

You were kind of cool today.

By the way, why are you always
trying to help other people out?

You helped Ha-rim find a place to live,
and help Min-yeop with the tent bar.

Why are you like that?

I don't know if you know this,

but there's a little thing called loyalty
between people.

Loyalty?

Yeah, loyalty.

I don't know much about loyalty.

Then why did you go to Min-yeop?

That's because it's so difficult
to get good help these days.

You're a loyal person.

Or you wouldn't have saved me today.

It's not like you love me.

Get some sleep.

Your eyes are heavy with sleep.

Okay.

I set the alarm
so let's get an hour of sleep.

Oh, dear. That scorching sun is burning
into the depths of my soul.

-Oh, my god! What the heck?
-Ji-hyang!

I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

The water must have thought
you were a flower.

Can't you stop with the flirting for once?

Anyway, it will all be just guys...

Don't worry about it. It's just one night.

Are you going somewhere?

A team building trip.

-I'll see you later.
-Okay. Be careful! You'll fall!

The owner of the rice store
told me that you're going

on a blind date with Mr. Park who owns
the toilet store. Tell me it isn't true.

That's none of your business, Mr. Gu.

Out of my way. I have to go to the market.

The market? I was on my way there myself.

Let's go together.
Wait a minute. Wait. Stop. Wait.

Did you book the condo?

We don't even have the funds
to go on a trip.

We already agreed to go
so just shut up and get in.

You're such a nag.

What are you looking at? Get in.

Han-gyeol, relax.

Mr. Hong said
that he'll take care of everything

so let's just trust him.

and have a fun time. Come on. Get in.

Don't think of going wild there.
We have to come back early and work.

Hey. What took you so long?
You live nearby.

I was so excited about going on the trip
that I couldn't sleep. I'm so tired.

Okay. We're off.

So where are we going?

-Where to?
-Let's just go.

These are so pretty. Are they organic?

Will you please stop touching them!

Why are you shouting at me?

How can I not shout at you?

Stop touching them
if you're not going to buy them!

Why are you looking for organic
at a street market?

Why I never.
I'm not going to buy anything.

Where do you think you're going?

You need to buy everything you touched!

-How much is it? Will 1,000 won do? Here.
-What?

How could 1,000 won cover everything?

Look at how many you touched!

What are you trying to do? Ruin me?

-What the...
-What's the matter with you?

How dare you grab
her delicate arm like that

with that big hand of yours?

-You big bully of a woman.
-Fine. I'm a bully. So what is it to you?

-I'm having a bad day as is! Get out!
-What... Stop that.

Get lost!

All women scare me other than you.

It was like a bull was charging at me.
She wasn't a woman.

She was just a strong organism.

I can't believe what just happened.

Someone classy like you
shouldn't deal with them.

Drop the empty praise.

It's the truth.
You're beautiful and graceful.

You look exactly like Sophia Lauren.

That's what my late husband used to say.

How I miss him.

Don't get sad on me.

Why don't we go catch a movie?
It would cheer you up.

Shall we?

By the way, I've heard
some pretty bad things about Mr. Park,

the owner of the toilet store.

Even though he seems rich,
he's neck deep in debt

and his face is pockmarked

with scars here and there.

You don't need to say that.
What kind of man would want me?

Why wouldn't they?

Mr. Gu, isn't our mom pretty?

Yes. Your mother is beautiful.

Mom, I don't mind if you get a boyfriend

or even get married.

You staying single would be a tragedy
for single men everywhere.

Stop. Stop eating ice cream
and eat real food.

-Mr. Gu.
-Yes?

I won't let my mom marry a man
who doesn't have much money.

Your daughter scares me sometimes.

Sometimes?

She scares me all the time.

When will we be able to see the sea?

I never said we were going to the sea.

Are we going to the mountains then?
Either is fine.

Since when were you so nice to Eun-chan?

Quiet. Keep it down.

Crazy bastard...

-Oh, my. Long time no see.
-It has been so long.

-It's nice to see you, ma'am.
-It's nice to see you too.

You've brought so many workers with you.

You know how popular I am.

I really appreciate this.

You're welcome. I just hope that
we can be of help to you.

I'm sure you'll be a big help.

All we ask is that you feed us.

Don't worry. I'll cook up
a storm for you, Mr. Hong.

What the heck?
Did you bring us here to work?

I'm sorry.

-Okay?
-Jeez. This is so annoying.

-Mr. Hong.
-Yes?

Where are we?

This is a friend's orchard.

The cost of apples is so low this year
that he doesn't have money to hire anyone.

We should help each other out.

I should have known when he volunteered
to plan the trip. Look at this place.

There aren't any girls here.
I vote that we leave.

I guess working together would be
good for increasing teamwork.

-Have fun.
-Where are you going?

He's slinking off somewhere.

Let's get to work.

-Let's go.
-Where are you going?

So, what should we do?

Young man.

It's a good thing I ran into you.

I have to use the bathroom right now.

You know the stand on the road
where I'm selling apples, right?

Could you watch it for a minute?
I'll be back in a jiffy.

Wait. Ma'am.

-Take a box and disperse.
-All right. Let's go.

What are we going to pick?

WE SELL APPLES

Mister. How much are these apples?

I'm not the owner...

Want an apple? Mister,
I would like two apples, please.

Two apples?

That's 1,000 won.

-Come on. Just take 500 won.
-But it's 1,000 won.

WE SELL APPLES

WE SELL APPLES

We sell apples. We sell delicious apples.

We sell delicious apples.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Wow, apples!

How much are these apples?

Can I try them?

These apples are delicious.

I'll take ten.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Have a nice day!

-How many would you like, sir?
-Actually, could I take a look at those?

-These?
-Yes.

-You want a lot?
-That's it.

That's the last of it.

-Those are 20 boxes, right?
-Yes.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

I'm sorry I'm late. My daughter called.

It's all right. Selling apples
was a lot more fun than I thought.

Where are all the apples
that used to be here?

Oh, those? I sold them all.

What?

What can we do about it? He didn't know.

He worked hard selling them.

Couldn't you hold it back in, woman?

Why can't you do anything right?

At that price, you practically gave
those grade A apples away.

I'm so sorry.

I'll compensate you.

There's no need.
You were only trying to help.

Anyway, what will you do,
now that the apples

you need to deliver to your client

tomorrow morning are gone?
You'll lose credibility.

There's nothing I can do about that.

So, you need 20 boxes? You just
need them by tomorrow morning, right?

How will we pick 20 boxes
of grade-A apples by then?

There are 6 of us
and we'll pick them in no time.

Let's experience the joy of labor.

Boss. Everybody makes mistakes.

Cheer up.

Boss.

Don't touch me. Jeez.

We came to pick apples,
but we're eating more

Eating more

Awesome.

I'll take that.

What’s this? When did you pick
all these apples? Oh, my.

We broke our backs picking these.

Wow, Gye-sik. Good work.

-Wow. Good work, everyone. Good work.
-Hey.

Thank you.

See any fish?

No. I don't see any... Here they are.

Sorry about my mistake today.

Thank you.

Hey, everyone. Han-gyeol just apologized.

-Wow, he apologized!
-It's cold.

Hey! Stop!

-Why?
-Go over there and pee.

-Go up.
-Where?

That idiot. He had better not
blow my cover.

Be careful.

You should have left that beehive alone.

Those bastards abandoned me
and hightailed it out of there. Traitors.

You shouldn't have dragged us
there in the first place.

Idiot. I told him that it was a beehive.

Did you just rag on me in Japanese again?

Look over this way.

There was once a lady

That sounds lame.

There was once a lady

Oh, my angel.

Hey. Mr. Hong is singing about his angel.
Pipe down.

There was once a lady

Cheers.

There was once a man who loved the lady

She had pink nails and white teeth

You put it on.

That beautiful lady

That man loves only her

He made aromatic coffee for her

The man loves the woman

The man loves the woman

-Hey!
-The man loves the woman

-Sing along.
-The man still loves

Hey!

Go to sleep already.

Where did the couple's son
hang himself from? Was it here,

or was it here?

Wait. Mr. Hong.

I'm tired.

-I'm spent.
-What the...

-Me too. Aren't you going?
-Boss.

After I finish this beer.

Really? I can't go if my Chan's not going.

-Have you known the boss for very long?
-What?

When and how did he meet
the woman he's in love with?

Do I look like a big mouth?

No. Just curious.

Han-gyeol's a romantic at heart.

He's harbored a crush
on the same woman for nine years.

I could never be like that.

That's as much as I tell you. Cheers.

This is nice. This is so nice.
This feels great.

What are you doing walking around
with that thing over your head?

Did you think I was a ghost or something?

Hey! Come over here.

-Why?
-Come over here and stand guard.

-Are you taking a dump?
-Can't you tell?

You were too scared to take a dump.

Don't go anywhere.

Are you constipated?

One woman... You could get sick
harboring something like that for so long.

-Nine years...
-There's nothing I can do about it.

You should try your best and let go.
Just squeeze it out.

You're so gross.

It is gross.

If you keep it in there, it will smell

and cause all sorts of diseases.

1 WOMAN 9 YEARS
HABIT

-Darn it.
-A habit.

I can't concentrate because of you.

That was close.

You should drink lots of barley tea.
It's good for constipation.

It's so nice to lie here in the breeze.

I wish I could suck each of those stars
with a straw and eat them.

Why don't you just shove them all
in your mouth?

I want to savor them.

Then how would you eat that moon?

Since there's only half of it right now,

I would wait for it until it was full

and steam it.

It must be nice to see everything as food.

Are you really going to go to the US
when our revenues increase?

Can you really go after three months?

Why don't we make a bet?

You shouldn't bet on something like that.

But bets are nice.
They're a good way to test yourself.

Why do you want to make life
more complicated?

I've had enough tests
during my 12 years in school.

I don't need more.

I'll make something nice for you.

Wait. Don't look just yet.

Voila.

The Koh Eun-chan robot is here
to save Earth. It's for you.

Cool. You made that so quickly.

Wasn't today really tiring?

Oh, dear.

That's why you should try
to help others out

when they make mistakes

instead of getting angry at them.

What are your dreams, Eun-chan?

I think my dream is to live happily
with my mom and sister.

When I was working at the taekwondo gym,
it was to become a master.

But nowadays,
I want to make delicious coffee.

These days,
everything looks like coffee to me.

I guess everything
would look like ribs to me

if I worked at a barbecue place.

Anyway, I don't know
if it's a dream or not,

but these days, I want to become someone
who makes delicious coffee.

How about you?

Me?

I want to see
only the things I want to see,

and not what I don't want to see,

and live a happy and fun life.

How about your habit?

You don't seem to be very happy
when you're with the woman you like.

What do you like so much about her?

Is it because she's pretty?

The reason I like her?

I could give you a million reasons.

A million reasons? How corny.

You're right.
I don't have a million reasons.

I just like her, that's all.

I want to stop liking her, but I can't.

That's why I keep liking her,

thinking I'll get better with time.

It's out of your control?
That sounds frightening.

Don't sleep.
The mosquitoes will eat you alive.

Hey. Did you drug the barley tea?
Why am I so sleepy?

Get up.

Hey.

Didn't you tell me
you couldn't sleep anywhere

except in your own home?

Goodnight, Mr. Romantic. Goodnight.

What a beautiful day.

This is the money for the apples.
Could you give it to your friend for me?

-Here's the money for the apples.
-Are you mad?

-Then should I pay them for their labor?
-Hey.

You really don't have to.

Thank you. We had fun.
You didn't have to give us so many apples.

Then just leave them behind.

Why don't you buy a few boxes?

Apples are great for constipation.

Stop it, will you?

They say an apple a day
keeps the doctor away.

How much are the apples?

Goodbye.

It will be a hit to serve apples
along with the coffee in the mornings.

You with all your cheap tricks.

It's the coffee that should
draw in customers.

Sure. I knew you would make
a snide comment.

How much did you pay for the apples?

I gave them
a little more than the usual price.

Fifty won per apple is just too cheap.

It must be so frustrating for farmers.
They barely make enough to make ends meet.

Do I detect a heart?

Punk.

Excuse me.

-What the heck?
-There's no room!

There's no room!

I get carsick.

-I'll feel better if I sit in the middle.
-Of all the...

Did I do good?

You smell. Gross.

Who? The musician?

No. It's someone else.

What is it with you and older guys?

What do you think about someone
saying that he can't help it?

You're confusing me again.

How could the same statement
sound so different?

What's this?

A habit. He can't help it...

A habit. He can't help it...

Hello? Hi, Mister.

You didn't forget about
our date tomorrow, did you?

I'll pick you up at around 2 p.m.

Are you sure I can wear just anything?

Sure. Just wear what you usually wear.

That's what I'm going to do.

But still.

It won't be easy, Mom.

We'll give it a shot anyway.

I told you it would be hard.

It's because we're not used to it.
If you keep looking at her...

She looks even weirder.

I think she looks a lot prettier
and more feminine than usual.

You're sure I don't look weird?

Hi.

I don't look good in dresses.
Is it strange?

Of course not. How can I put this?

It's a very unique look.

I borrowed my sister's dress
and she did my makeup.

You look dashing.

You look like a movie star.

Your carriage awaits, my lady.

I'm very sorry.

I'll send you the demo
by tomorrow afternoon.

Yes. I'm very sorry.

Hold on. I'll call you back
in a little while. Bye.

Have you seen Eun-chan anywhere?

Stop it.

Don't worry. No one will recognize you.

What in the world
am I doing to my breasts?

Prince? Anyway, we have a lot of dudes.

You've worked very hard the past month.

I hope you can be in
a good mood as you work.

Let me hug you.

Wait, Yoo-joo.

Mister. Do you have anything
I could change into?

You're making me jealous.

Please.

Ji-hyang. Let's go out.

Why does Guy 1
give Girl 2 such a hard time?

Does he have a crush on her?

Girl 2 is in love with someone.

Subtitle translation by Jeong Lee