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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,266 - How do I look? - Good. 2 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:35,095 I feel weird. Do I look weird? 3 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,228 Did you put this in the wash or something? 4 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,838 - No, it's Italian cut. - Is it? 5 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,710 - Yeah. - Okay. 6 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,278 - Oh, great, so you're saying... - No, hey! You look great. 7 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,627 I don't feel great, man. 8 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,498 I feel like... I feel sick. 9 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,152 What if I vom during the ceremony? 10 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,807 - No, you're not gonna vom. - You don't know that, man. 11 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,591 Yeah, sure I do. 12 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:54,916 You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be great. 13 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,205 Listen, Adam, I don't know if I can do this. 14 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:01,469 You do remember that I'm the one who's getting married, right? 15 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:02,774 - Yeah. - It's not your wedding. 16 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:03,969 - I know, but I'm... - It's my wedding. 17 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,212 I know, I know, bro, 18 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,276 but I'm the one with all the responsibility. 19 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,389 - I know. - I'm the best man! 20 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,583 - Yeah. - I've got to do the rings, 21 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:10,826 I've got to do the speech, 22 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:11,827 - I've got to do everything. - Bro, bro, 23 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:12,741 - you're gonna kill it. - Okay. 24 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:13,742 You're going to crush it. 25 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:16,136 Listen, are you sure this whole, 26 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,963 you getting married thing is the best idea? 27 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,791 - Sure I do. - Are you sure? 28 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:20,879 Yeah, I'm sure. 29 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,012 - Adam, look at me. - Yeah? 30 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:26,146 If the priest says, "If anyone has any objection to this marriage... " 31 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,906 you know, "speak now or forever hold your piece?" 32 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,037 - Yeah? - What I want you to do is, 33 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,517 if you want out, I want you to blink... 34 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,195 - I'm not... - and then I'll know. 35 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,520 Well, no, because I gonna have to blink 36 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:34,980 at some point, so... 37 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,374 - Okay, you can't marry Sarah. - Why is that? 38 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,594 Okay, she's Bulgarian, bro. 39 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:40,919 I'm not, you know... I'm not being like... 40 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,442 - I love that. - Yeah, okay, that's great, 41 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,704 but I'm saying, do you remember that Bulgarian stripper 42 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,077 that broke my heart? 43 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,427 - Bavnesh Patel? - Yeah. 44 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,795 - You're my best friend. - You're my best friend. 45 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,125 - I need you today, okay? - Okay. 46 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,885 - Can you be there for me? - Hundred percent. 47 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:51,954 - Okay. - All right? 48 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,061 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 49 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,435 I know. 50 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,784 She's actually really lovely. 51 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,786 I'm glad to hear you say that. 52 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 You look great. 53 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,880 Hold on. 54 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,209 I'll leave it... I'll leave it open. 55 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,148 - Yeah... - It's looks better open. 56 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,150 Let's go. 57 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,325 After you. 58 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,752 Does the best man have the ring? 59 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,451 Best man... the ring. 60 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,627 Oh, bollocks, that's me, isn't it? Sorry. 61 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,677 Um, let me just get it. I've got it in this pocket. 62 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,985 You have got it, haven't you? 63 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,746 Of course, I have it. I'm not a complete idiot, Adam. 64 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,033 I haven't left it at the flat or anything, of course... 65 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,905 Have you lost it?! 66 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,385 That's a 3,000 pound ring! 67 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,389 Did you take it? 68 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,453 No, of course, he didn't take it. 69 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,913 Have you got it, Father? 70 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,915 - No, you have it. - No. 71 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,154 - I told you I don't want the responsibility. - - Okay, okay. 72 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,939 - Shall I go back to the flat and get it? - No, don't go back. 73 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,027 Do you know we're in the middle of the ceremony? 74 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,879 Okay, okay. 75 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,663 Uh... Oh, wait... 76 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,230 I've got it, I've got it. 77 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,425 What were you all worried about? 78 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,059 Panic over. Sorry, guys, sorry. 79 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,626 Here we go. 80 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:39,757 Oh, shit! 81 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,281 Oh, my God! 82 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,592 Is the ring essential? 83 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:56,557 ♪ Gotta grab hold of life with all of my might ♪ 84 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,821 ♪ Like each moment just might be my last ♪ 85 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,518 ♪ Leave my worries behind... ♪ 86 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,693 - Question. - Yes. 87 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,434 What's the deal with you and Bav, hm? 88 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,131 What do you mean? 89 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:10,614 Does he have some embarrassing photos of you naked 90 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,138 or he's blackmailing you with them or...? 91 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,705 No. You know how it is. 92 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,640 Some people, you just know for so long they're like family. 93 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,752 Really? 94 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,319 You know, before I left for America 95 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,146 - we barely spent a day apart. - Mm. 96 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,757 We were like brothers. 97 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:29,764 Well, I guess at least I know I've married someone extremely tolerant. 98 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,070 That's true. I do tolerate you, don't I? 99 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,985 - Yep. - Yep. 100 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,161 And you've just agreed to for the rest of your life. 101 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:39,034 - So, tough titties. - Uh-oh. 102 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,342 Uh-oh. Ooh. 103 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,560 Okay. 104 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,649 Hi, guys, my name is Bav, 105 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:50,045 and me and Adam have been friends since we were kids. 106 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:54,223 When we were five years old we called ourselves the Inseparables. 107 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,878 And we promised and swore 108 00:05:56,921 --> 00:06:01,404 that nothing or no one would ever come between us. 109 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:07,105 Even though Adam moved away to America and left me on my own. 110 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,413 Even during all of that we still remained very, very close friends. 111 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,546 BFFs forever and we still are. 112 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,983 There was... There was this one period 113 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,769 when this guy called, um, Dan Simmonds came on the scene, 114 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,554 and he thought he was Adam's best friend. 115 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:24,427 But Adam soon realized what a complete dick he was 116 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,037 and he got rid of him. 117 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,952 Daniel Simmonds, where is he now? 118 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,346 - He died. - Huh? 119 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,349 - Bro, he died. - Oh, he did die, didn't he? I forgot. 120 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,134 Okay, guys, um, 121 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,615 I just remembered that Daniel Simmonds actually died. 122 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:42,837 So sorry about that, um, it's quite sad, 123 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,840 maybe we could all have a moment of silence for Daniel Simmonds. 124 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,407 Maybe everyone bow their heads. 125 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,978 I think that's enough. A minute silence is never normally a minute. 126 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,197 You know, and he... 127 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,808 It is sad, but he was a bit of a dick. 128 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:02,160 He was a bit of a dick. He had a weird vibe about him. 129 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,771 Talking about death, uh... 130 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:06,730 My mum actually died not too long ago... 131 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:10,168 And that was quite traumatizing and quite sad for me, you know? 132 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,562 By the end of it, she was a real mess. 133 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:16,479 She had to wear an adult size nappy, you know. 134 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,873 And Adam is such a good friend of mine 135 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,310 that he used to come around and help me clean her, 136 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:25,488 and, you know, in all her private parts, as well, you know... 137 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:28,598 And it wasn't pretty down there, 138 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,232 let me tell you, it was, uh... 139 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,364 it was quite horrific. 140 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,149 It was like a horror film down there. 141 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,257 He would really get in there and give it a good scrub. 142 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,501 Good friend. Good mate. 143 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,298 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 144 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,823 ♪ See the beauty of it all ♪ 145 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,956 ♪ When the sun comes shining through ♪ 146 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,613 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 147 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,181 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 148 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:09,576 ♪ I want to spend some time with you ♪ 149 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,187 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 150 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:15,190 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 151 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:19,586 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 152 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,676 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 153 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,156 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 154 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,813 ♪ Just the two of us you and I ♪ 155 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,642 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 156 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,166 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 157 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,081 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 158 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,693 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 159 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,478 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 160 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,307 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 161 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,744 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 162 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,138 ♪ You and I ♪ 163 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,357 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 164 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,143 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 165 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:58,059 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 166 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,365 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 167 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,237 ♪ You and I ♪ 168 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,070 Uh, have you got the passports? 169 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,986 - Yes. - Did you book the taxi? 170 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,249 Yes, it's gonna be here at two. 171 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:17,208 Also, by the way, I had a thought. 172 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,099 We're gonna be visiting the San Rocco gallery, right? 173 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,081 - The San Rocco museum? - Yeah. 174 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,648 And thought that maybe 175 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,190 we could meet the curator there and try to see if they can 176 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,062 help you get an exhibition going in London or something. 177 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,610 - Seriously? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 178 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,699 I made a good decision marrying you. 179 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,963 - That's what I'm talking about. - I don't care what they say. 180 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,226 That was... That was a joke, right? 181 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:39,187 - Yeah, pretty much. - Pretty much. Right. 182 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,624 So when you say "pretty much" what do you mean, exactly? 183 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,626 What are you doing here? 184 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,888 Relax, okay? 185 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,674 I married you, didn't I? 186 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,327 Yeah, I guess you did. 187 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,070 Sorry, one second. 188 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,379 - It's Bav. - Of course it is. 189 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,139 He can't go five minutes without speaking to you. 190 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,576 Oh, I should probably take that though, 191 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,427 because he's got this work review today, 192 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,777 and I'm kinda nervous about it. 193 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,082 I mean, he really loves... 194 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,041 really loves his job, so... 195 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,782 - I'm gonna... - Take it. 196 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:09,739 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 197 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,914 - You sure? - Yeah. 198 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,022 - Okay. - At least we're gonna have 199 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,309 two weeks without him. 200 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,267 Hello? 201 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:17,921 Bav? 202 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,444 They fired me, man. 203 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,752 - They fucking fired me! - Buddy, what? 204 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,754 Okay, maybe, uh... all right. 205 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,016 - Hey! - Well... 206 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,062 - Hey, hey, hey... - Hold on, sorry. 207 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,474 I have to... I don't know, I don't know. 208 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,823 Hold on one second. I gotta go, ten minutes, 209 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,196 give me 15 minutes. Okay, sorry. 210 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,416 Please, please... I'll be right back. 211 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,076 So you came to the tree, huh? 212 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,295 The fingering tree. 213 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,123 Classic spot. 214 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:54,349 Do you remember in 2004, when I fingered four girls here? 215 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,178 - I don't remember that. - No, I did, remember? 216 00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,007 I did it so much I got arthritis that summer. 217 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,486 - Got it. Yeah. - It's this finger. 218 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,792 Yeah, yeah. 219 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,378 So, tell me, what happened? What'd you do? 220 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,945 Why are you assuming it's something I did? 221 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,207 That's called victim blaming, mate. 222 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,582 I'm sorry, but... what'd you do? 223 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,194 So, they asked me what some of my weaknesses are. 224 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,738 - And you said? - I said that some people think my penis is too big. 225 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,241 Oh, my God, Bav. 226 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,982 Why would you say that in a work review?! 227 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,201 It was obviously a joke! 228 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,352 I didn't think that she'd get offended! 229 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,682 She?! You said that to a female?! 230 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,094 I mean, you don't ever refer to your penis 231 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,443 in a work review, Bav. That's page one. 232 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,643 Especially to a woman. 233 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,341 Alright, it was a gamble that didn't pay off, I get it. 234 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,996 But, now, they're calling me a misogynist. 235 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,997 Me?! 236 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,999 I love women. 237 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,238 You know, I'm always trying to have sex with literally any woman? 238 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,371 - It's true. - I might call them up and tell them, actually. 239 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,703 - I don't think that'll help. - I'm such an idiot. 240 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708 I'm just no good at this life stuff. 241 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,365 Maybe it would just be better if I wasn't here. 242 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,977 What? 243 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,327 After you come back from your honeymoon, 244 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,505 if I'm not around anymore, just don't to be sad, okay? 245 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,507 - What do you mean? - You've got Sarah now. 246 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,596 You'll be okay without me. 247 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,337 Just do me one favor though. 248 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,167 When I'm not here anymore... 249 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,780 come back here to the fingering tree... 250 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,521 think about me. 251 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,785 Think about the good times. 252 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,271 Adam, where the hell are you? 253 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,925 The car is gonna be here soon. 254 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,491 Sarah, we've got a problem. 255 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,059 I think I've a solution but, uh... 256 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,671 I'm gonna need you to brace yourself. 257 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,164 Venice! 258 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,994 Venice! Venice! Venice! Venice! 259 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,169 Gondola! 260 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,128 Interesting T-shirt, Bav. 261 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,869 Oh, thank you, yeah. It's uh... 262 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,828 See you next Tuesday. So, it's C-U-N-T. 263 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,024 - It actually stands for... - Yeah, we know what it stands for. 264 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,397 Okay. 265 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,835 - I think it really suits you. - Oh, thank you. 266 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,598 How lucky was it that there was an extra plane ticket for me? 267 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,668 Oh... really lucky. 268 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,104 - Right? - So lucky. 269 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,303 Whoa. 270 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,828 - So, what do you think? - It's gorgeous! 271 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,031 - Do you like it? - I love it! 272 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,410 - I'll go and get ready. - Okay. 273 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,227 Yeah, okay, I'm coming. 274 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,926 I need to use your bathroom. 275 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,015 What? Why? Why? There's what... just... 276 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,950 - What's wrong with yours? - Okay, mine's all clogged up. 277 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,473 Okay, you don't wanna know what's going on there right now. 278 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,648 I shouldn't have had those clams on the plane. 279 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,239 They weren't serving clams on the plane. 280 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,477 No, I brought them from home. I shouldn't have left them 281 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,894 out of the fridge for so long. 282 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,306 Just use one of the hotel toilets downstairs. 283 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,332 There's no time, mate. There's no time. 284 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,074 - No, no, no... - Sarah?! 285 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,205 - The swans... - Sarah?! 286 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,815 Sarah, open the door. 287 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,315 Sarah, open the door, I need to use the toilet. 288 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,644 For fuck's sake! 289 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,646 Oh, my God... Please, Sarah, open the door! 290 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,561 I'm not dressed. I cannot open! 291 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,018 I've seen tits before, I don't care! Please, just open the door. 292 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,826 It's more out than in right now, please! 293 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,438 - Fuck off, Bav! - Sarah, please, I'm going to shit myself. 294 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,918 - Don't do it on the floor. - Sarah! 295 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,050 - Stop banging! - Sarah! Sarah, open the door! 296 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,573 - Sarah! - Stop banging, she's... 297 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619 - Sarah! Sarah! - Jesus! 298 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,142 Get out, get out, get out, get out... 299 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,753 - Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. - What the fuck, Adam? 300 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,515 - I don't know. I don't know what's going on, he just... - What the fuck? 301 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,322 He just came in through the door. 302 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,671 I don't know he's got... 303 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,258 He's got diarrhea or something, he ate clams. 304 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587 There were no clams on the plane. 305 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,913 I know, he brought the clams, I don't know. 306 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,114 I don't know, I'm sorry. 307 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,377 - My God. - Ohh. 308 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,902 It burns. Adam, it burns! 309 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,426 I didn't even know a human could create a smell like that. 310 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,577 It's coming out of my asshole! 311 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,299 How do you think I feel, Sarah? 312 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,387 I'm gonna be sick. 313 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,866 Let me in! I need to be sick. 314 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,867 I seriously do not recommend 315 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,391 coming in here right now. 316 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,480 - It's a fucking warzone in here. - Dude... 317 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,843 Don't come in here, Sarah, I'm saying it for your own good. 318 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,180 I'm so sorry, guys. 319 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,836 Sorry! 320 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,454 Mm. 321 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,083 Sarah, you're not eating that? 322 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,129 I seem to have lost my appetite. 323 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,130 Come on, that's a waste. 324 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,436 It's a buffet. 325 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,761 You're supposed to eat as much as you can. 326 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,613 You're supposed to eat as much as you like, 327 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,962 not as much as you can. 328 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,919 There is a difference. 329 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,444 Yeah, but it's free food. 330 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,272 There are children starving in Africa. 331 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,711 Okay, Adam, I'll see you outside. 332 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:57,973 - Yeah. - Cool? 333 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,846 What's up with her? 334 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,370 Listen, Bav, we're spending the day 335 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,894 - alone today, okay? - That's totally cool with me. 336 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,374 And what's Sarah gonna do? 337 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,853 What do you mean? 338 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,092 If we're gonna spend the day alone, 339 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,509 - what's Sarah gonna do? - No, no. 340 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,381 Sarah and me are spending the day together. 341 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,687 - The whole day? - Yes, the whole day. 342 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,820 What am I supposed to do, 343 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,040 sit at home with my thumb up my ass? 344 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,346 Remember, this is mine and Sarah's honeymoon, right? 345 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,585 Yes, you don't have to remind me, you go on about it all the time. 346 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,611 Because it doesn't seem to be sinking in. 347 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,005 Okay, go then, Adam. 348 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,920 Go, enjoy your "honeymoon". 349 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,487 See you later. 350 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,020 One full day pass, just you and me. 351 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,630 Thank fuck for that. 352 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,687 Something pure. 353 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,994 Something real. 354 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,002 So, when I saw Tintoretto's paintings, 355 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,614 I was, like, obsessed 356 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:44,008 by his use of light and color. 357 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,055 For its time, it's been really groundbreaking. 358 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,537 Hey. 359 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,496 - Are you listening? - Yeah, totally. 360 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,934 - Uh-huh? - You were talking about Tin Tin or something. 361 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,503 Tintoretto! One of the greatest Italian artists... 362 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,201 - Okay. - to have ever lived. 363 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,116 Alright, alight, I'll Google him when we get back. 364 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,864 Adam! 365 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,085 Adam! 366 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,609 - Adam! - You've gotta be kidding me. 367 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,656 - Adam! Adam! - No, no, no! We're not acknowledging him. 368 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,484 - No. - Adam! 369 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,139 Adam! 370 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,532 Adam! 371 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,493 Adam! 372 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,581 They're my friends. 373 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,539 Adam! 374 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,585 Adam! 375 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,283 Adam! 376 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,676 Sarah! 377 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,026 Sarah! 378 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,942 Sarah! 379 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,162 Adam and Sarah! 380 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,860 Adam and Sarah! 381 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,080 - Adam and Sarah! - What?! 382 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,387 I got this T-shirt! 383 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,044 I got you the same one! 384 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,308 Matching twinsies! 385 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,182 Promise me you will never wear that T-shirt. 386 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,227 Cool. 387 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,272 They're my friends. 388 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,537 My friends. 389 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,013 Um, I ordered an adult size cup, 390 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,145 this seems to be a cup for a small child. 391 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,108 They have small cups in Italy, no? 392 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:10,459 Yeah, I know, right? What's that about? 393 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,983 Do I know you? Your face looks so familiar. 394 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,071 Do you do porn? 395 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,988 Uh... no. 396 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,250 I mean, you definitely could. 397 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,402 I don't know how big your penis is, 398 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,907 - but you have BDE. - BDE? 399 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:26,475 - Big dick energy. - Oh. 400 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,957 - I guess it takes one to know one. - Hey... 401 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,395 Oh, no, not really. I'm blushing, no, no, no. Mine's not that big. 402 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,745 - Oh. - It's very wide, but not very long. 403 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,313 I've got big bollocks, but small cock. 404 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,271 I'd be curious to see that. 405 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:41,708 Hey, you're my level. Bav! 406 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,449 - Giorgio. - Nice to meet you, man! 407 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:45,886 So you are here alone? 408 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,104 I'm actually with a couple, 409 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,255 and they're on their honeymoon. 410 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,193 They must like you a lot 411 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,586 to bring you on their honeymoon. 412 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,849 Yeah. But I wanna do something for them, you know. 413 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,504 Something romantic, like a romantic gesture, you know. 414 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,811 Something to make their honeymoon feel really special. 415 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,203 You know what? 416 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,640 I think I just had an amazing idea. 417 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,008 Could you excuse me for one minute, 418 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,120 and I'll be right back? 419 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,426 - Of course. - Okay. 420 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:10,258 Excuse me. 421 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:18,571 This is it, the San Rocco art gallery. 422 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,356 Oh, no. 423 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,403 Closed for the rest of the summer. 424 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,927 I'm so sorry. 425 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,365 It's not a big deal, honestly. 426 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,196 We'll come some other time. 427 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,328 - Yeah? - Yeah. 428 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:38,939 I'm sorry. 429 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,028 Aye-yi-yi. 430 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,053 Thank you so much. They're gonna love this. 431 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,209 Okay, come, come. 432 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,820 In here. 433 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,781 Andale, andale, andale, andale, andale. 434 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:59,133 Okay, we're gonna hide in here, 435 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,613 wait for them to arrive, 436 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,310 and when I say, "One, two, three," 437 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:03,679 we're going to burst out and give them 438 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,618 the romantic surprise of their lives. 439 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,636 - Put it on. - Really? 440 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:24,985 - Yeah. - Okay. 441 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,422 I can hear them. 442 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,555 - Okay. - Well, how can I serve you, my lady? 443 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:30,904 So, you're a jester, aren't you? 444 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,950 - Yeah. - Be a donkey and make me laugh. 445 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:34,864 Oh... 446 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,387 Tamb... 447 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,564 - You wanna ride me? - This one, clarinet? 448 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:44,831 Faster, faster, faster. 449 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,706 Faster. 450 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,969 Go faster! Faster! 451 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,716 Shut the fuck up! 452 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,848 Did you hear that? 453 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,850 - What was that? - Be quiet! 454 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,683 Shut... 455 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,306 And a one, and a two, and a three... 456 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,233 To be clear, we're only coming to this friend of yours 457 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,428 because you promised not to ever mention what you just saw 458 00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,585 for the rest of your life. Right? 459 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,631 - Yeah, I promise! - Alright. 460 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,981 It was weird though, and really disturbing. 461 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,157 - Dude... - - I mean, what was that donkey stuff? 462 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,462 You literally just promised! 463 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,203 - You just promised! - Okay, sorry! 464 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,465 It was just, sort of freakish. 465 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,902 Shut up! 466 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,471 - Fuck me! - Wow. 467 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:05,346 Who the hell is this friend of yours? 468 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,367 To be honest, the house is bigger than I was expecting. 469 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:08,871 - See, I'm connected, baby! - Bav! 470 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,395 Hey, Giorgio! 471 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,811 These are my friends I was telling you about. 472 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,793 - Hey, Adam... - Piacere. 473 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,403 Oh. 474 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,971 Right on, cool, right on. 475 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,930 Okay. Wait, whoa... Why are you kissing me? 476 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,864 - 'Cause he just did it. - Why is your mouth so wet? 477 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,324 It's spittle from the excitement. 478 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,935 Bav told me all about you. 479 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:31,111 Although, I'm a little annoyed, you didn't tell me 480 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,635 you were bringing a goddess to the house. 481 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,464 Who are you talk... Sarah? 482 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,599 Of course, Sarah. 483 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,126 So you're married, yes? 484 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,169 To him? 485 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,260 I am, yes. 486 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,621 Love is... has no logic, no reason. 487 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,623 It's a... a thing of the heart. 488 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,364 - Hm. - What do you, what do you... What? 489 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:08,931 Come, come, let me show you. 490 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,368 I have a few friends around, but make yourself home. 491 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:14,154 - What is he talking...? - Went over your head, it's too deep for you. 492 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,684 Apples! 493 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,207 Don't pick 'em. 494 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,993 Whoa... 495 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:30,344 Look, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks! 496 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:31,867 I'm definitely getting laid tonight. 497 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,264 More! More chicks! 498 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,534 Wow, the art here is amazing. 499 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:47,927 Let me show you. 500 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,801 I think I've died and gone to heaven. 501 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,197 Oi, this one's checking me out. 502 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,640 - She's checking out her phone what are you talking... - Shh... 503 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,031 What is that? 504 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:18,958 Fuck off. 505 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,832 You tried... you did your best, you did your best. 506 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:26,617 These are the original prototypes 507 00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,708 of the Venetian masks. They were made 800 years ago. 508 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,406 Wow. They must be worth a fortune. 509 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,017 Ah, priceless. 510 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,411 - What is the manuscript? - This? 511 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:40,544 This is a letter written by Pope Gregory 512 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,198 to one of my ancestors. 513 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:45,462 One of my most valuable possessions. 514 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,942 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 515 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,335 Hallway, to the left. 516 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,081 Just like... 517 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,736 karate's is more of kind of a state of mind, you know. 518 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,303 You kind of live it. Let me show you something. 519 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,541 Sorry, I was just looking for the bathroom. 520 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,161 You know people punch like this. 521 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,989 No, twist like this. 522 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,732 You know? You twist... 523 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,995 What the fuck? 524 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,039 Uppercut! 525 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,001 Knock your head off. 526 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:47,786 Clean off. 527 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:49,744 Bav, by the way. 528 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,246 - Bang, bang, bang. - Bav, Bav, come here. 529 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,011 - What? - Listen to me, listen to me. 530 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,361 Shit just got fucking real, bro. 531 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,078 - What happened? - We need to get the hell out of here. 532 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,558 What? Are you joking me? I'm totally in there with Angelina. 533 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:04,803 I don't give a fuck about Angelina, okay? 534 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,543 You listen to me, you stay right here. 535 00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:07,869 - I'm gonna go get Sarah. - What's happened? 536 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,459 Just shut up, wait here. 537 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:12,723 Sorry. Anyway... So... 538 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:14,987 Hey, hey. Can't I talk to you...? 539 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,991 I cannot believe this. Giorgio said he will help me get an exhibition! 540 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,751 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's brilliant! That's brilliant. 541 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,298 Oh, thanks. Oh, but we do... 542 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:23,798 Unfortunately, we have to go. So, Giorgio, 543 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,388 thanks so much for a great evening, 544 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,912 and, um, yeah. 545 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,478 - You're leaving already? - Yeah. 546 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,369 - But it's only three am. - Yeah, the night is young. 547 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:33,048 But we have this thing tomorrow, so, so we gotta... 548 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,412 Maybe we'll do it again some time. 549 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,071 - I would like that, very much. - Bav, come on. 550 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:38,073 - Hold on, I'm just showing her these moves. - No, let's go! 551 00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,925 Hey, Giorgio, check this shit out! 552 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,642 I literally can't believe it. 553 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:03,992 I can. 554 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,211 What? It was an accident. 555 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,362 Have you ever had an accident before? 556 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,430 Not like that, Bav. 557 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,128 Not like that. 558 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,816 You know, I think we should just go. 559 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,166 But Giorgio told us to wait here. 560 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,602 Have you not fucking gotten it yet? 561 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,796 Giorgio's back there right now 562 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,387 with the cast of the fucking Sopranos. 563 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,520 Oh, come on, Adam. What, just because we're in Italy 564 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:54,889 everyone's automatically the mafia? 565 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,175 - You know what? - Yeah? 566 00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:57,785 - That's quite stereo-typical. - Oh, no. 567 00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:00,570 - And a little bit racist. - They're drug dealers! 568 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,007 Oh, who hasn't sold a bit of drugs? 569 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,288 It's not like they're violent criminals... 570 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,705 Is this a bullet hole? 571 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,395 - Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. - Let's... yeah. 572 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,888 Leaving already? 573 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,585 Hey, Giorgio. 574 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:16,804 Yeah, we gotta get going 575 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,042 'cause we've got that thing tomorrow. 576 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,546 - Sit down, please. - And, uh... 577 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,591 Yeah. 578 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,733 We need to have a conversation. 579 00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:35,127 About the broken art and stuff? 580 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,911 Yes, about the broken art and stuff. 581 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,174 Yeah, can I just say that Bav is really, 582 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,263 - really sorry about what happened. - Yeah. 583 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,893 - Aren't you, Bav? - Yeah, I'm really sorry. 584 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,614 I was just... I was talking to that girl, 585 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:47,443 and I thought I was in there, and I thought I'd show her 586 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,315 some moves, I did the spinning kick... 587 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,099 To be honest, I am very sorry, 588 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,772 but everything was placed quite precariously. 589 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,189 You should really space it out 590 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,800 'cause it was just waiting for an accident. 591 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,760 Well, when my father finds out about this, 592 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:02,110 he's gonna lose his temper... 593 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:04,504 and that won't be good for anyone. 594 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,896 This needs to be paid for. 595 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,246 By insurance? 596 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,291 There is no insurance. 597 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:11,163 That's weird. 598 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:14,166 - Look, I have an idea. - Yeah. 599 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,864 You know we are quite close to the Slovenian border here? 600 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,561 - Okay. - I have a package 601 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,041 that I need to be delivered. 602 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,565 You take the package to Slovenia, 603 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:25,090 collect the money, bring it back 604 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,744 and maybe we can forgive the broken art. Huh? 605 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,026 Sounds good, but, the only thing is, 606 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,052 I kind of have a policy against taking 607 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,793 mystery packages across foreign borders. 608 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:35,622 I think maybe you're gonna change that policy. 609 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,537 I think the mystery package might be drugs. 610 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,581 Of course, it's drugs! 611 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,801 Okay, it's settled then. Adam, Bav, 612 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:43,021 you will go to Slovenia with the package. 613 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:46,981 And, uh, I will keep Sarah as security. 614 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,654 - Okay, deal. - Wait, hold on. What, what, what? 615 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:51,725 Yeah, what? I'm not staying here. 616 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,770 But if you are not staying 617 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:55,642 how do I know that you guys won't run away? 618 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:58,688 - Because we promise. - Oh, I don't... People break promises. 619 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,821 This is bullshit. I'm not staying. 620 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,451 Yeah, and I'm not leaving her here, so... 621 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,999 Well, we could always go with the alternative option 622 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,957 that my men in here came up with. 623 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,109 What's the alternative option? 624 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,178 They want to take you for a drive 625 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,721 to the water's edge, shoot you in the head 626 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,660 and throw your corpses into the canal. 627 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:23,800 You know, why don't you take a couple of minutes to think about it, huh? 628 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:26,064 Okay. 629 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,327 Okay. 630 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,813 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 631 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,468 Honestly, from the minute I met Giorgio, 632 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,123 I just knew there was something off about him. 633 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,145 And you still decided to bring us to his fucking house. 634 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:46,693 Well, I mean, he's so charming. He looks like James Bond. 635 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:49,096 I mean, you were getting on just fine with him, to be honest. 636 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:51,524 Yes, I was actually, 637 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,569 until you went Mr. Bean on his art collection! 638 00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:56,094 You know what, honestly, what is the big deal about art anyway? 639 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,400 Like, it's just... It's just shapes and sizes, 640 00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:00,900 like little dicks. They always have statues with the little dicks. 641 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,554 I don't... What's the big deal? What's the fuss about?" 642 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,406 You know what, Bav? I'm gonna kill you. 643 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,800 - What? - I'm just gonna actually kill you. 644 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:08,062 What? What are you doing? 645 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:08,976 - What's she doing? - Sarah, stop it! 646 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,238 - Whoa, whoa... - I really... 647 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,544 - Okay, Sarah... - Geez. 648 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,415 Sarah, stop. Sarah! 649 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,765 - Adam, Adam! - Sarah! Sarah, get... 650 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:17,593 Sarah! Sarah! 651 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,334 Stop it! Stop it! 652 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,467 I never want to see his stupid face ever again! 653 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,208 - Do you hear me? - Stupid face? 654 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,949 - Yes, your stupid idiot face! - Okay. Just calm down! 655 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,779 No, I'm not going to calm down because this is just as much your fault! 656 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,129 Why? Why is it my fault? 657 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,088 Because you thought it was gonna be a good idea 658 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,786 to bring this moron on our honeymoon! 659 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,050 - Okay, okay. - I mean, Adam, what is he even doing here?! 660 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,593 Let's just talk about this another time. 661 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,552 Please, maybe when our lives aren't being threatened? 662 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,012 - Fine. - Okay. 663 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,709 - Or just... - Just go. 664 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,277 The two of you can finally be together, 665 00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:51,366 which is clearly what you want. 666 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:54,195 Sarah, I'm not leaving you, okay? 667 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,327 We don't have a choice. 668 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,415 Unless you want all of us 669 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,590 to end up in the canal. 670 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,336 Did you make up your mind? 671 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,076 Yes. 672 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,601 We decided to go for the not getting murdered option. 673 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:09,950 What a relief. 674 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,694 I hate it when people I like get murdered. 675 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,827 Let's-let's get you ready. 676 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:29,622 Could we really not just put this all in the trunk of the car? 677 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:33,626 Unfortunately, they... they have roadblocks and search the cars. 678 00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,236 It's safer this way. 679 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,586 But do we need to tape it to our actual skin? 680 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:41,068 Yes. Rico will give you the instructions and the address. 681 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:42,809 Feeling good? 682 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,072 I've felt better. 683 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,813 Just get back as quickly as possible, okay? 684 00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,162 - I will. - Okay. 685 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,337 I'm so sorry. 686 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,687 I can promise you that... 687 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,341 I will take good care of Sarah. 688 00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:55,909 And, oh, and if you think about calling the police, 689 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,824 or doing anything, um... 690 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,043 Well, you know... 691 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,525 Okay. 692 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,591 How can he manage to threaten to kill us 693 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,008 and still be so goddamn charming? 694 00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,749 I mean, that is charisma. 695 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,142 Alright, here's the address. 696 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:14,845 And what happens if we do get caught? 697 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,670 If you want to see your wife alive again... 698 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:19,889 don't get caught. 699 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,461 - He's less charming. - Let's just get this over with. 700 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,171 Well, at least Giorgio sorted us out with a really nice car. 701 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,220 - Shall we pop the radio on? - No. 702 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,137 Adam, mate, don't worry, alright? 703 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,704 It's gonna be okay. 704 00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,547 Giorgio said that he's gonna look after Sarah, 705 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,185 and I really believe him. 706 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,033 Yeah, unfortunately, I think I know what he has in mind. 707 00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,209 - What, you think he's into her? - He's clearly into her! 708 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,255 He was all over her from the second that we walked in. 709 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,106 Well, he might fancy her a little bit. 710 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:05,065 But I don't think that she'd be into him.. 711 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,894 I mean, although he is ridiculously good looking. 712 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:10,679 And he's so charming, and he's filthy rich. 713 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,812 He kinda reminds me of, like, an Italian movie star. 714 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,770 - What's your point?! - I'm just saying, Adam, 715 00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,772 that you're her husband, okay? 716 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,209 She's committed to you, whether she likes it or not. 717 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,040 Okay, well, listen, 718 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:26,869 if you get hungry later, I've got some sandwiches. 719 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:29,568 - I've got ham and I've got egg. - Look, this isn't a jolly, okay?! 720 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,570 It's not some fun little road trip. 721 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:33,876 We're smuggling drugs, and we're risking our lives 722 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,097 and potential prison, while my wife is being held hostage 723 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,273 by a particularly handsome Italian drug lord. 724 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,276 - He is handsome. - So forgive me if I don't wanna listen to the radio, 725 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,539 and-and eat fucking sandwiches! 726 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,411 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just... 727 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,630 Just give me the egg. 728 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,023 Actually, I quite wanted the egg. 729 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,590 Just give me the fucking egg, Bav! 730 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,070 Just unwrap the foil, please. 731 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,245 Yeah, sure, sorry. 732 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:56,985 Here... 733 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:01,251 Stop! 734 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:04,559 - Alright, sorry. - Why is it... still hot? Why is it so wet? 735 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,563 Well, it's been in my pocket, obviously, I mean... 736 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,477 Oh, that's a waste. 737 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,826 It's disgusting. 738 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:13,176 Just give me the ham. 739 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,656 - You want the ham? - Yeah. 740 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:19,313 Why are you doing that again? 741 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,097 - Sorry. - We just went through that. 742 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,799 Hey, don't look so sad, beautiful. 743 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,453 Listen to me, motherfucker, 744 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:32,065 if you or anyone thinks about touching me, 745 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:36,809 you should be aware that I know 15 different self-defense kill moves, 746 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,787 including the one with the thumbs in the eyeballs. 747 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,639 I can assure you he's not gonna touch you. 748 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:41,466 How do you know? 749 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,990 Ah, because he's gay. 750 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,339 Are you? 751 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,385 Just because I'm a drug dealer I can't be gay? 752 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,345 Are you stereotyping homosexuals? 753 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:07,927 God, it's amazing here, isn't it? 754 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:11,844 Remember that, um, school trip we had to the Lake District? 755 00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:13,280 This kinda like reminds me of that. 756 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,736 Yeah, there are a couple minor differences 757 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,762 - I can think of. - Yeah, true. 758 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:19,068 Still though, that was an amazing time wasn't it? 759 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:21,462 Me you, Rajesh, Magnus... 760 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,246 Oh, those were the days. 761 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,900 Before girls got involved. 762 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,380 Saying that, wasn't that the trip 763 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,034 where I snogged three girls? 764 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,949 - Oh, God, here we go. - Yeah. 765 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,646 You did not snog three girls on that trip. 766 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:33,648 That was the trip where I snogged the triplets. 767 00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:35,128 The... Oh, they are triplets now. 768 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:36,608 - Yeah... - Unbelievable, dude. 769 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,000 You just keep adding to the story. 770 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,195 No, they've always been triplets. 771 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:41,003 Dude, we were 12 years old, 772 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,875 the teacher was watching us the entire time. 773 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:43,789 No. 774 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:44,964 Oh, fuck. 775 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:46,356 It's a roadblock. 776 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,923 Oh, my God. What do we do? 777 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,925 Just be calm, be calm, bro, it's fine. 778 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,809 Kind hard to be calm though, Bav, when I've got 779 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,886 200,000 pounds of cocaine strapped to my testicles. 780 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:57,106 Look, they're pulling cars over, they're talking to people. 781 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,650 - Oh, fuck, we're so dead. - We're not dead. Stop doing that face. 782 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:00,912 - Oh, God, these guys are pulling us over. - Stop doing that face. 783 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:02,068 - What face? - That stupid 784 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:03,349 "I'm a guilty drug smuggler" face. 785 00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:04,655 What are you talking about, this is my face! 786 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:05,961 Maybe we should just turn ourselves in? 787 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,421 What the fuck are you talking about? 788 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,790 They threatened to hurt Sarah if we get caught. 789 00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,729 Okay, that's true. It's going to be fine. 790 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,905 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 791 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,345 Hi, Officer. 792 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,522 Can I ask what is your purpose 793 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,306 for coming into Slovenia? 794 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,613 We're on holiday. 795 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:28,268 Yeah, honeymoon. 796 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:30,792 Not ours. 797 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:34,361 No. There's nothing wrong with that, if you are that. 798 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:37,146 Um, but his honeymoon, with his wife. 799 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,452 Bella. 800 00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:40,323 But she's not here. 801 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:43,457 No. No, she is not here, 802 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,026 she is... she's back in Venezia. 803 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,854 Venice. 804 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:52,640 So, you came with your wife on your honeymoon, 805 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:55,208 and you go on a trip with him? 806 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,037 I know... it's weird. 807 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,126 You can imagine my wife, 808 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:01,214 how angry she is about it. 809 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:07,786 Are you bringing through any contraband goods? 810 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,614 - No. - Animals? 811 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:10,615 No, no, no. 812 00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:13,618 - Drugs? - Drugs? 813 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,620 Oh, no. 814 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,665 How... I have never ever, 815 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:21,321 ever touched a drug in my life, ever. 816 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:23,802 - Right. - Okay, you know, 817 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:26,500 I once, once did coke by accident. 818 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,459 It was my friend, hit me with... And it went in my... 819 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,984 But, uh... is alcohol a drug? 820 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,726 Because alcohol, okay, I've done alcohol before. 821 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,747 Yeah, because people do consider it a drug, technically. 822 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:39,034 Well, then lock me up and throw away the key, but... 823 00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,862 Illegal, illegal drugs? 824 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,821 Never ever in my life, I swear to God. 825 00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:44,387 I swear to... 826 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:49,567 Could you pull the car over to the side please, sir? 827 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,613 Officer, I would really like to apologize for my friend. 828 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,921 He has problems with his brain. 829 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,968 Pull the car over there, please. 830 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,406 Right, yeah, of course, no problem. 831 00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:09,780 - What the fuck was that, bro? - I was trying to throw him 832 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,434 - off the scent, okay? - You fuckin' managed to spray the scent 833 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:14,026 - all over his fucking face! - What do we do now? 834 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,550 We're just gonna be really calm and do exactly what he says. 835 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,031 - Please step out of the car. - Yes, coming. 836 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,119 - Coming. - Coming. 837 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:36,614 Bav! What the fuck! 838 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,007 Dude, you've got fucking coke pouring out of you! 839 00:43:39,051 --> 00:43:43,359 - Oh, God. - Just lift your arm and hold it up, Jesus. 840 00:43:49,322 --> 00:43:51,280 Could you come with me, please? 841 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,369 - Why? - Where? 842 00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:55,067 Come with me. 843 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,025 Oh, God. Oh, God. 844 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,696 Is there a problem, Officer? 845 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,177 Yes, we have a problem. 846 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:23,617 You don't have the appropriate pass 847 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,445 to be driving in Slovenia. 848 00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:28,753 You need a Vignette Toll Sticker. 849 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,015 Oh, thank God. 850 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:31,843 I just have to sign it. 851 00:44:37,631 --> 00:44:39,589 - Do you need a pen? - Oh, yes. 852 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,416 Ah. 853 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,288 I have a... actually. 854 00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,463 He has a pen. 855 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:49,338 Oh, my God, I feel so alive. 856 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,145 - Excuse me! - He's onto us, he's onto us! 857 00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,475 Shit, why is he coming after us? 858 00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:57,390 - Fuck, he must have seen... - Excuse me! 859 00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,063 Some of the fucking coke coming out my sleeve. 860 00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:00,674 We're gonna go to jail, and they're going to kill Sarah. 861 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,917 He's coming! Quick, quick, quick! Press the fucking gas! 862 00:45:02,961 --> 00:45:05,398 I'm going... I'm going as fast as I can! 863 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:08,227 God, what the fuck, man! 864 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,837 - Oh, God. - Quick, quick! 865 00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:11,273 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God! 866 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,715 Oh, God. Is he behind us? 867 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,586 I don't think so! Just keep driving! 868 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,935 What do I do now?! 869 00:45:20,979 --> 00:45:22,391 - You see that sign road, yeah? - Yeah. 870 00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:23,677 Drift into there! 871 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,461 Drift into... I'm not fucking Vin Diesel. 872 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,942 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock. 873 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,180 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock? 874 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,815 What the fuck are you talking about? 875 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:33,078 - There's no fucking time! - I'm doing it! 876 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,781 There you go, good boy, good boy. 877 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,828 Oh, get it all out. 878 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,110 Better out than in, that's what my mum always used to say. 879 00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:48,397 Fuck off! 880 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:55,709 Okay, I think that's it. 881 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:04,239 What the hell are you doing?! 882 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:07,155 - I'm burning the car. - Why? 883 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:09,157 Have you never seen any movie, ever? 884 00:46:09,201 --> 00:46:11,116 They've got our license plate, okay. 885 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:12,682 This is evidence we need to get rid of! 886 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,815 Plus, it's got our DNA all over it, you Muppet! 887 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,904 - No, no, no, no. - Go, go, go, go, go! 888 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,472 - Fucking run! - Oh, my God! 889 00:46:20,212 --> 00:46:21,256 Bav. 890 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:24,651 A problem? 891 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:31,963 You know what? 892 00:46:33,051 --> 00:46:34,487 Why don't you take your time? 893 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,271 Spend the night there. 894 00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,143 Yeah, cool! 895 00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,974 Yeah. No, no, no. 896 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,845 No, no, understood. No, no, understood. 897 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,151 Yeah, sorry, yeah. 898 00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:48,196 Okay, thank you, bye. 899 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,983 Was Sarah okay? 900 00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:54,942 Um... yeah, probably, I don't know I didn't ask. 901 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,684 Giorgio is cool though, he's in good spirits. 902 00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,967 He said that we could drop the stuff off tomorrow morning, 903 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,037 so, he's given us this place that we can stay overnight. 904 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,432 - Overnight?! - Yeah, sorry, um... 905 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,737 Jesus Christ. 906 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,043 He also said that 907 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:11,959 if we mess this up we're both dead. 908 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:13,589 I mean, he didn't say it like that, you know, 909 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,069 he said it in a Giorgio way, you know, what he's like, 910 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:17,530 so charming. That was the crux of it. 911 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:19,464 So where is this place we're supposed to stay at? 912 00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:23,101 - Fourteen miles away. - Fourteen miles?! 913 00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:25,364 We're meant to walk 14 miles? 914 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:27,322 That's alright. We'll just take it step by step. 915 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:39,508 Hello! 916 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:41,032 Hello! 917 00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:44,774 Oh. 918 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:48,561 Hi, sorry. 919 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:51,825 Uh... Giorgio sent us. 920 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,234 Oh. 921 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,542 - Hello. - Hiya. 922 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,242 Okay. 923 00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:19,984 Thank you. Thank you very much. 924 00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:21,333 Thank you, madam. 925 00:48:24,727 --> 00:48:25,903 God... 926 00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,259 What the hell was that? 927 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:35,540 What was with all the spitting. 928 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:38,219 - Why was she spitting so much? - Bro... 929 00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:39,438 There's only one bed. 930 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:40,700 We can just 69 it, 931 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:41,851 like we used to do when we were kids. 932 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:43,268 You mean top and tails? 933 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,531 Yeah, top and tails, 69, same thing. 934 00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:47,291 - You know what I mean. - It's not the same thing. 935 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:48,577 Alright, whatever. Okay, listen, 936 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:49,404 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, alright. 937 00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,884 Okay. 938 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,755 Don't take too long. 939 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:53,799 Yeah. 940 00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:02,330 Bav, I'm gonna need some help. 941 00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:03,897 Okay. Are you sure? 942 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,377 Yeah. 943 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:06,552 - Alright. - Okay. 944 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:07,727 - Ready? - Yeah. 945 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:08,728 - Three... - On three. 946 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:10,121 Two, one. Go! 947 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,167 Okay, on three. 948 00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:17,128 - One, two... - Ooh, fuck me! 949 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,697 Okay, okay, you want me to do you now? 950 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:24,526 Nah, I'm probably gonna go to the bathroom, 951 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:26,896 the hot water, the steam will help it come off really easily. 952 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,140 Otherwise you get that. 953 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:31,011 What? How? 954 00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:33,361 Why didn't you tell me? 955 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,382 Mm. 956 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:05,915 Fuck. 957 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:13,227 Everything okay? You were in there for a while. 958 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,489 Yeah, yeah, all good. 959 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,535 Got the tape off nice and easy, did you? 960 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:18,798 Yeah. Came on, off... 961 00:50:18,841 --> 00:50:20,452 Right. 962 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,845 - Bav, what are you doing? - You know I always sleep naked. 963 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,804 Not in this tiny bed with me in it, you're not. 964 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:25,999 - Oh, my God. - Put some clothes on. 965 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,024 Alright. 966 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:31,004 I can't believe I should have been with Sarah 967 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,725 in that beautiful hotel right now. 968 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:35,510 Instead I'm in the worst hotel on the planet. 969 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:45,651 Is it really bad to admit that I'm not having the worst time? 970 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:49,872 I mean... It's kinda, like, nice to spend some time together, 971 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:53,311 some real you and me time, we haven't done that for ages. 972 00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:54,679 Do you know what I was thinking about, Adam? 973 00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,749 I was thinking about our Geography teacher. 974 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,229 What was his name? Mr. Barker. 975 00:50:59,317 --> 00:51:01,014 - Weirdo Beardo. - Weirdo Beardo. 976 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,365 Yeah, 'cause he was weird, and he had a beard. 977 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:06,865 Oh, my God, do you remember when you put something on his seat and he sat on it? 978 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,022 What was it, was it a hair brush? A hair brush? 979 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,590 - It was a pine cone. - Pine cone! 980 00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,331 That was amazing! 981 00:51:13,374 --> 00:51:16,508 Oh, my God, you were in so much trouble that year. 982 00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,075 If they'd found out it was you 983 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:20,164 they'd probably would have kicked you out of school. 984 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,035 And you took the blame for me, didn't you? 985 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,993 Yeah. I got one week detention. 986 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:27,084 Why'd you do that, Bav? 987 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,434 Why'd you take the blame for me? 988 00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:32,393 What do you mean, why? Am I your best friend? 989 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:42,447 Oh, hi. 990 00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,448 Hello. 991 00:51:43,491 --> 00:51:44,840 Excuse me? 992 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,584 Ivan. 993 00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:52,761 - Okay, yeah. - Oh. 994 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,937 I think you may have come into the wrong room? 995 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,898 Uh, the wrong... 996 00:51:58,941 --> 00:52:02,206 I think you may have come into the wrong room. 997 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:03,511 Mr. Ivan. 998 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:06,645 'Cause we're... we're stay... 999 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:29,929 Good morning, my dear. 1000 00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:31,757 Did you sleep well? 1001 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,020 Weirdly, no. 1002 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:35,674 Me neither. 1003 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,197 But I got inspired. 1004 00:52:38,111 --> 00:52:39,504 I drew something for you. 1005 00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:51,559 Cool. 1006 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:04,529 Please, have some breakfast and then I planned a little trip for us. 1007 00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,271 - What kind of trip? - I promise that you will like it. 1008 00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:09,795 And we'll be back in time for Adam and Bav. 1009 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,067 Get off. 1010 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,331 Get off of me! 1011 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,942 Oh, shit, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1012 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:30,598 Jesus Christ, you weigh a ton! 1013 00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,252 It's just the Christmas weight. 1014 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:34,123 Christmas weight, it's July! 1015 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,864 Alright, I haven't shed it yet, alright. 1016 00:53:35,908 --> 00:53:37,257 Don't body shame me! 1017 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,000 Jesus, Bav. 1018 00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:42,915 - What? - Do you have a boner? 1019 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,482 It's a morning boner. 1020 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:47,224 It's not for you, don't flatter yourself, mate! 1021 00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:51,619 At least that weirdo's gone and didn't kill us in the night. 1022 00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:54,753 Hey, Bav! 1023 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,121 By the time I get back from the bathroom 1024 00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,451 I want that thing gone. 1025 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,860 What the hell? 1026 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:21,170 Okay, well, thank you so much for having us. 1027 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:22,781 Really appre... 1028 00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:25,653 Oh? 1029 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:29,353 Yeah, uh... 1030 00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:34,358 Yeah. 1031 00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:37,796 And, uh, it was a very pleasant stay, and... 1032 00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:41,800 So thank you. 1033 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:45,543 Yeah, okay, thank you! 1034 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:56,902 - Adam, Adam! - Okay. 1035 00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:58,425 - Bav? - Great news! 1036 00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:00,209 I've got Ivan to take us to the drop off. 1037 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,926 - Really, that's great news? - It's better than walking. 1038 00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:03,493 I guess. How'd you get him to agree to that? 1039 00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:05,147 I told him you were gonna give him 500 euros. 1040 00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:06,670 - Okay? Come on, let's go! - Five hundred euros? 1041 00:55:06,694 --> 00:55:08,392 How'd you get... How'd you get to 500 euros? 1042 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,307 I started on 800, I hammered it down. 1043 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,529 Hey, Ivan, how's it going? 1044 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:18,010 Thank you, okay, maybe we can talk about the... 1045 00:55:18,053 --> 00:55:19,794 There's no front seat, huh? 1046 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:22,101 Really? 1047 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,581 This was 500 euros? 1048 00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,278 This car's not worth 500 euros! 1049 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:27,585 What is that smell? I can't breathe. 1050 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,694 I think it's coming from this. 1051 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:32,329 Hey, it's Ivan's shitty underpants. 1052 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:35,114 Oh, God. Why would he have a bag of shitty underpants? 1053 00:55:35,157 --> 00:55:36,157 Ooh. 1054 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:53,872 Um... 1055 00:55:57,615 --> 00:55:59,921 This place is closed. 1056 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:02,359 Not for me. 1057 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:10,584 Really? 1058 00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,114 Ivan! 1059 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,203 - Ivan! - What? 1060 00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:23,336 Can you please turn the music down? 1061 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:29,690 Thank you. 1062 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:34,129 Adam, I had a really weird dream last night. 1063 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:36,412 - I don't know if I should tell you about. - Don't tell me then. 1064 00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,196 - But I feel like you should know. - Okay then. 1065 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,937 I just don't wanna hurt your feelings though. 1066 00:56:39,961 --> 00:56:41,485 Fine, so don't tell me. 1067 00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,158 Yeah, but then I feel like I'm holding stuff back from you, 1068 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,246 and you know we don't have secrets. 1069 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:45,508 Bav, just tell me or don't tell me. 1070 00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:46,664 I really don't give a fuck. 1071 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:49,231 - Alright, I'll tell you. - God. 1072 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:53,584 So, last night, I had a dream about Sarah. 1073 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:57,196 And Giorgio was shagging her, from behind. 1074 00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,068 I mean, he was giving her proper seeing to. 1075 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,592 Then, all of a sudden, 1076 00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:03,855 she started asking for me. 1077 00:57:03,898 --> 00:57:05,378 Jesus Christ. 1078 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,095 And I didn't wanna join in, I really didn't, 1079 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,643 but Sarah absolutely insisted. 1080 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:12,080 And then me and Giorgio were both doing her 1081 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,735 in every way imaginable, 1082 00:57:14,779 --> 00:57:17,216 and that's why I had that boner this morning. 1083 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,609 For fuck's sake, Bav. 1084 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:19,847 What the hell is wrong with you? 1085 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,065 Well, I can't control my dreams. 1086 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,003 - I... - Sorry! 1087 00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:23,570 But don't tell me about them! 1088 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,964 Just keep 'em private. 1089 00:57:36,844 --> 00:57:37,932 Wow! 1090 00:57:47,246 --> 00:57:49,814 No one had to be killed for this to happen, right? 1091 00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:50,857 No. 1092 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,426 Good. 1093 00:58:10,312 --> 00:58:12,271 God, I love Tintoretto. 1094 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:18,059 Does Adam share your love of art? 1095 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,975 He tries, but, not really. 1096 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:22,716 What does he do for a living? 1097 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,544 He's a marketing manager. 1098 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,851 Is that exciting? 1099 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,461 Exciting? 1100 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:32,509 I guess not, but at least he's not a fucking criminal. 1101 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,958 I need to use the toilet, da? 1102 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:01,145 Oh! 1103 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,105 Oh, God. 1104 00:59:07,892 --> 00:59:08,980 That's pungent! 1105 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:14,986 Hey, listen, bro, I just... 1106 00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,423 You know when we do the drop, if anything happens to us... 1107 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:19,053 - Don't talk like that, Bav. - No, no, no, 1108 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:20,315 I'm just saying, like, if they kill us 1109 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:21,621 or they chop our heads off or anything, 1110 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,647 I just want to let you to know that, like, 1111 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,320 I couldn't have asked for a better best friend. 1112 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:28,390 Okay, well, good to know. Anyway, nothing's gonna happen. 1113 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:32,046 We're just gonna give them the drugs, take the money and that's it. 1114 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,961 Yeah, you're probably right. 1115 00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:35,180 Although... 1116 00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:37,530 Although? 1117 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,445 You should... You should probably know that 1118 00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:44,450 there might be a... slight problem with the drugs. 1119 00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:46,931 What slight problem with the drugs? 1120 00:59:46,974 --> 00:59:49,083 So, you know, when I was having a bath yesterday, and I was, 1121 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:50,606 like, you know, trying to get all the drug packaging... 1122 00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,303 Some of the water seeped into the drug packaging, 1123 00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,112 and some of it, it's... 1124 00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:57,463 quite a lot of it's... quite fucked. 1125 00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:00,073 What? 1126 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:05,602 Sorry, it-it... 1127 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:07,342 It kinda... 1128 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,084 Yeah, I'm really sorry, 1129 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,695 it's kind of like mixed with the water 1130 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,393 it's kinda turn it into like a weird kind of mush. 1131 01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:16,613 - What the fuck, Bav! - I'm sorry! 1132 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:18,615 - What the fuck! - Your half is still okay! 1133 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,418 - Yeah, but we need all of it! - Okay, it's fine... 1134 01:00:20,442 --> 01:00:21,768 What are we going to do? What are they gonna say 1135 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,272 - when they see this? - I've thought about it. 1136 01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:26,555 - What have you come up with? - Nothing, I've just thought about it! 1137 01:00:26,579 --> 01:00:29,060 - Oh, my God! - Relax, relax, I'll take care of it! 1138 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,820 Oh, yeah, you're... You're gonna take care of it? 1139 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,107 I'll handle it! Stop being so fucking neurotic! 1140 01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:34,456 Oh, I'm being neurotic? 1141 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,024 Yeah, you big, fucking neurotic freak! 1142 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,031 Don't... Don't even think about it! 1143 01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,424 Don't do it! 1144 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,339 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 1145 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:52,561 Yeah, it hurts! 1146 01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:56,261 Hey, hey! 1147 01:00:58,132 --> 01:00:59,481 Hey, what are you doing? Stop! 1148 01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:01,440 Stop! Stop it! 1149 01:01:01,483 --> 01:01:02,920 Are you using the good stuff? 1150 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:04,008 I might have been. 1151 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,313 What, are you fucking crazy? 1152 01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:06,924 Well, you fucking started it! 1153 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:08,490 Oh, did I? Sorry. 1154 01:01:15,323 --> 01:01:16,368 How was your shit? 1155 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,500 Let's go. 1156 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,859 Well, now we are completely fucked. 1157 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:31,209 - You're the one who threw it. - Shut up, just shut up. 1158 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,955 My mother used to take me 1159 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:40,044 to see all the Renaissance artists. 1160 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:44,962 If things had been different, I might have been a painter. 1161 01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:47,399 Why didn't you? 1162 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:51,925 My father wanted me to take on the family business. 1163 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,753 And you couldn't say no to him? 1164 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:58,105 He's not an easy man to say no to. 1165 01:01:58,149 --> 01:02:01,718 Must be hard having your life controlled like that. 1166 01:02:01,761 --> 01:02:04,198 You might have all the money in the world, 1167 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:06,287 but if you don't have the freedom 1168 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:10,074 to be who you wanna be, what good is it? 1169 01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,697 Come, I have another surprise for you. 1170 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:40,757 What the absolute fuck. 1171 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,281 This is my favorite place in all of Venezia. 1172 01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:45,631 Do you like it? 1173 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:47,851 How could I not like it? It's phenomenal. 1174 01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:58,644 By the way, I spoke to the curator of the gallery. 1175 01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:03,301 Anything you want for your exhibition in London, it's yours. 1176 01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,566 Why are you doing all this? 1177 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:13,833 Just want to make up for everything that's happened. 1178 01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:21,798 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1179 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,712 I have a quick phone call to make. 1180 01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:47,954 I don't like the look of this place. 1181 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,564 Maybe we should go home. 1182 01:03:49,608 --> 01:03:51,194 And what about Sarah, we just leave her with Giorgio? 1183 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:52,413 Adam, you know what, you can just get another wife, 1184 01:03:52,437 --> 01:03:53,481 you can find someone else. 1185 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:54,700 Bav, we are going in there 1186 01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,528 to deliver the drugs and get the money. 1187 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,141 Oh, fuck. 1188 01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:05,885 - Come on, then. - You want me to come, as well? 1189 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:08,124 Yeah, of course, you're coming! You're the whole fucking reason we're in this mess. 1190 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,933 Maybe you take Ivan instead. 1191 01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:11,978 What, why would I take Ivan? 1192 01:04:12,022 --> 01:04:14,546 We kinda look the same and, you know, he's... 1193 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,113 he's got less to lose than me. 1194 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:17,679 Bav, get the fuck out of the car. 1195 01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:18,724 Alright! 1196 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:19,812 Fuck! 1197 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:23,337 Oh, fuck. 1198 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,662 Ivan, just wait here, we'll be, like, 1199 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:26,210 - five minutes, alright? - Da. 1200 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:31,606 Oh, fuck. This is fucking nuts, man. 1201 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,914 How the fuck are we gonna convince those guys 1202 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,350 to take that bag of shit? 1203 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:37,850 It's alright. We've still got some of it. 1204 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,373 I think it's gonna be alright. You know what, 1205 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,833 I feel weirdly confident about this. 1206 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,332 Yeah, you feel confident because a ton of that cocaine 1207 01:04:42,356 --> 01:04:43,488 went up your nose. 1208 01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:44,682 Oh, Jesus Christ, it's the guy. 1209 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:46,360 - Just act normal. - Yeah. 1210 01:04:47,448 --> 01:04:49,929 Hello, we were sent by Giorgio. 1211 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,278 Giorgio sent us. 1212 01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,983 My God, what is this place? 1213 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:03,508 It's alright, it's going to be okay. 1214 01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:04,639 It's going to be alright. 1215 01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:19,630 Maybe we should just come clean. 1216 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,135 Shh, I've got a plan, just relax. 1217 01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:23,808 Just let me... let me take this, let me lead. 1218 01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,158 - What are you gonna say? - Let me lead! 1219 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:26,376 - What are you gonna say? - Chill, just chill. 1220 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,619 Stop being cool... 1221 01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:28,968 You got the stuff? 1222 01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,840 Yeah. I've got the stuff. 1223 01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:36,149 But, can I just ask you a question? 1224 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:41,546 - Do you really need all this cocaine? - What? 1225 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:44,636 I mean, you know what this does to people, right? 1226 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:47,334 You know it ruins people's lives. 1227 01:05:47,378 --> 01:05:48,379 Yeah? 1228 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,250 I mean, and for what? 1229 01:05:50,294 --> 01:05:51,730 For money? 1230 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,514 For a new car? 1231 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,430 Shiny new gun? 1232 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,041 - I mean... - What are you doing, man? 1233 01:05:58,084 --> 01:06:00,391 You can make a change in your life right now. 1234 01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:03,350 When you were a little bambino, did you say, "When I grow up, 1235 01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:05,396 I wanna be a gangster?" 1236 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:08,790 - No, I wanted to be a soldier. - Yes! 1237 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:11,793 You see, that is a noble profession. 1238 01:06:11,837 --> 01:06:14,100 That's because I wanted to kill people. 1239 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,972 Ah. 1240 01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,886 Now, give me bag. 1241 01:06:18,757 --> 01:06:20,106 Give him the bag, Bav. 1242 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:22,239 Give me bag. 1243 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:24,719 Give him the bag, Bav. 1244 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,766 I don't want to give you the bag. 1245 01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,463 Give me the fucking bag! 1246 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:30,551 Yeah, sure. 1247 01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:35,426 Okay, so... 1248 01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:42,346 - What is this shit?! - - Okay, okay, let me explain, 1249 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:44,652 that's the new... The new cocaina on the street, 1250 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,108 - all the kids are doing it. - Chocolate sprinkles. 1251 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:48,830 That's cocaina 2.0... They call it chocolate chip. 1252 01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:50,789 - That's right. - It has pieces of black... 1253 01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:52,071 - Chocolate chips... - chocolate chips... 1254 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,376 You are gonna make so much money off... 1255 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,967 We tried some, it's really good shit. 1256 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,597 It's like... I rubbed it all... It was really, good stuff. 1257 01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:58,579 - You want to fuck me?! - Fuck you? 1258 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:00,340 - We don't want to fuck you. - No, absolutely not, sir. 1259 01:07:00,364 --> 01:07:01,278 We do not wanna fuck you. 1260 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,844 We just had a little mishap, 1261 01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:04,909 and we're doing the best we can to salvage the situation. 1262 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,544 So, here's... let me explain. 1263 01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:09,460 My friend, right, he got some of that coke wet, 1264 01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:10,741 'cause it was... Long story, right? 1265 01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,463 You threw it, he threw it at me. 1266 01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:14,049 - No, well, we didn't... - He threw the coke... 1267 01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,659 - No, don't blame me now.. - Just... don't... 1268 01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:16,684 Don't blame me now. 1269 01:07:16,728 --> 01:07:18,251 - Shut up! - Okay, okay. 1270 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,085 Oh, God, please, please. 1271 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:30,916 Please! 1272 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,744 Okay. 1273 01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:50,892 Oh, fuck! 1274 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,460 What the fuck was that? 1275 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:55,071 I think I can see Ivan's car. Come on! 1276 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,657 No, no, no, no! We need to get the money! 1277 01:07:56,681 --> 01:07:58,006 What the fuck you talking about money? 1278 01:07:58,030 --> 01:07:59,051 It's a fucking warzone out there! 1279 01:07:59,075 --> 01:07:59,945 We need to get the money for Giorgio 1280 01:07:59,988 --> 01:08:01,512 so that he'll let Sarah go! 1281 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:03,079 That's the fucking coke in your system! 1282 01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:05,385 Come on, let's fucking go! 1283 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,219 Adam! 1284 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006 Come on! 1285 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:19,530 Hurry up! 1286 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,100 Adam! 1287 01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,627 Oh, my fucking God! That was fucking amazing! 1288 01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:31,890 Come on, let's go! You've been shot. 1289 01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:33,041 - You've been shot! - Oh, fuck! 1290 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,762 Don't worry, I'll suck the bullet out. 1291 01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:38,070 What, what? Why? 1292 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,812 I think it just grazed you, you lucky bastard. 1293 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,466 I really wish I hadn't done that now. 1294 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:43,728 - Okay, we gotta go. - Okay. 1295 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:46,731 - Come on, now, let's go. - Alright! 1296 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:48,646 Oh, come on, I can't get through! 1297 01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,232 - It's the Christmas weight! - Come on, now. 1298 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:51,823 Get it through there, buddy! 1299 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,912 Come on! 1300 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,610 Come on! 1301 01:08:56,654 --> 01:09:00,919 Go, go, go, go, go! Come on! 1302 01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:01,962 Bav? 1303 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,749 Oh, my God, Bav! 1304 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:08,187 Oh, my God, are you okay? 1305 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,233 Sorry! 1306 01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:16,325 Go! 1307 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:21,809 Go, go, go, go, go! 1308 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,160 - Come on! Come on! - It's too much! 1309 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:25,161 - What are you doing?! - It's too much! 1310 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,553 - Why are you stopping? - I can't! 1311 01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:27,748 - Stop, what are you doing?! - Go on, leave me. 1312 01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:29,339 What the fuck are you doing? Come on! 1313 01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:31,906 - Goddamn it! Oh, my God! - It's too much! 1314 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,125 It's too much! 1315 01:09:42,308 --> 01:09:43,353 Oh, shit! 1316 01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:46,617 Oh, God! 1317 01:09:48,836 --> 01:09:50,621 He's shooting! 1318 01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:57,105 Step on the fucking gas! 1319 01:09:57,149 --> 01:09:58,759 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1320 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,545 Oh! 1321 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:05,940 Oh! Oh, God. 1322 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:07,986 Oh, my God. 1323 01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:09,161 Go, Ivan, go. 1324 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,213 We did it. 1325 01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:19,215 - We actually did it. - Yes, we did! 1326 01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,347 We fucking did it, bro! 1327 01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:25,351 - Oh, God. - Oh, God. 1328 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:30,356 Ivan? To Venice! 1329 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,318 I had a few dresses brought in 1330 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:38,146 in case you wanted to change for dinner. 1331 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,670 Only if you want, of course. 1332 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,833 For fuck's sake. 1333 01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:42,950 Alright. 1334 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,474 Hey, thanks so much, Ivan. 1335 01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:46,650 And, uh, you know, just... 1336 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,175 good luck with all the life stuff. 1337 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:53,961 Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1338 01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:56,747 Let's go, Bav. 1339 01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:57,835 Bring the bag. 1340 01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:59,924 Yep. Bye, Ivan! 1341 01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:05,451 Good luck, good friend! 1342 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,632 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1343 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:15,592 What the fuck is that? 1344 01:12:15,635 --> 01:12:17,115 I've taken Ivan's shitty underpants. 1345 01:12:17,158 --> 01:12:18,246 Ivan! 1346 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:20,901 Ivan! 1347 01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:22,860 Ivan, wait! 1348 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,514 Wait, please! 1349 01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:28,344 Wait! 1350 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:30,476 Fuck! 1351 01:12:48,233 --> 01:12:51,105 You absolute fuckwit! 1352 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,890 What are we supposed to do now, huh? 1353 01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:54,935 Adam, I'm so sorry, mate, honestly. 1354 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,198 I mean, what's your suggestion, man? 1355 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:58,678 Maybe we should just give Giorgio 1356 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,332 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1357 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,203 I don't think he's gonna want 1358 01:13:02,247 --> 01:13:03,944 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1359 01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:06,773 Of course he's not gonna want 1360 01:13:06,817 --> 01:13:09,036 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1361 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,342 Why would he want... 1362 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,262 Adam, mate! Sorry! 1363 01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:23,660 Adam! 1364 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,052 Adam, mate! 1365 01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:27,403 Adam! 1366 01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:30,014 Adam, mate! Adam, mate! 1367 01:13:30,057 --> 01:13:31,929 We can sort this out, come on! 1368 01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,713 We always do, we're the Inseparables! 1369 01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,846 You think that's a good thing for me, Bav? 1370 01:13:35,889 --> 01:13:37,674 Us being the Inseparables, do you think 1371 01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:39,415 that, that is a good thing for me? 1372 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:43,244 - Well, isn't it? - No, it's not. It's not. 1373 01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:45,246 Being in the Inseparables with you, it's like... 1374 01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:47,901 It's like... It's like a life sentence. 1375 01:13:47,945 --> 01:13:49,313 And I'm not talking about a life sentence 1376 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:51,339 in your average maximum security prison. 1377 01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,472 I'm talking about a life sentence in a... in a... in a... 1378 01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:55,126 In a Siberian gulag, 1379 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,954 doing back-breaking labor, 1380 01:13:56,997 --> 01:14:00,958 while being repeatedly punched in the face for no reason. 1381 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:03,351 - You should really twist your arm... - Ah-da-da-da-da! 1382 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,981 - You should twist your arm when you... - Shut the fuck up! 1383 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:06,354 Oh, my God! 1384 01:14:06,398 --> 01:14:07,506 You have any idea how draining it is 1385 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:08,681 to be around you all the time? 1386 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:09,856 And I'm not just talking about 1387 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,056 the way you consistently fuck 1388 01:14:12,099 --> 01:14:13,579 literally everything up. 1389 01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:14,730 I'm talking about the guilt. 1390 01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:17,104 I can't do it anymore. 1391 01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:18,715 I can't just be worried all the time 1392 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:20,412 that you're gonna kill yourself. 1393 01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:23,023 Kill myself? Why the hell 1394 01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,242 would I want to kill myself? 1395 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,811 You said that you wanted to kill yourself. 1396 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:29,334 - Did I? - Yeah. 1397 01:14:29,377 --> 01:14:30,529 Yeah, you said that if you were gone 1398 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,293 when I were to get back from my honeymoon, 1399 01:14:32,337 --> 01:14:33,730 not to be sad. 1400 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:38,169 Oh, no, no, 'cause I was thinking of taking a trip. 1401 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:40,084 - A trip? - Yeah, I was gonna see my uncle 1402 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,652 - in India for a few months. - Then... You... 1403 01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:44,480 Hold a minute, is the only reason 1404 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,761 that you brought me on your honeymoon 1405 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,483 is because you thought I might kill myself? 1406 01:14:47,526 --> 01:14:50,224 Hello? Yes! 1407 01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:51,530 Of course, it is! 1408 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,116 Why would I invite you on my honeymoon?! 1409 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,118 Because I'm your best mate! I thought we'd have a laugh. 1410 01:14:55,142 --> 01:14:57,144 - Oh, my God, dude... - Okay, hold on a minute, 1411 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,276 so now are you pissed off 1412 01:14:58,319 --> 01:14:59,756 because I'm not gonna kill myself? 1413 01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:00,974 That's fucked up, Adam! 1414 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,586 I'll tell you what's fucked up, Bav, this. 1415 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,326 Us! 1416 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,565 Well, you know what, mate, I've been wanting 1417 01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,373 to say something to you, as well, you know? 1418 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:11,071 - Since when you went to America you fucking changed. - Oh. 1419 01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:12,832 And I'm not talking about your stupid accent either. 1420 01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:14,422 I don't have a stupid accent. 1421 01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,860 Yeah, you do! You can't even say aluminium! 1422 01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:18,339 - Yeah, I can. - Say it then! 1423 01:15:18,383 --> 01:15:20,080 Aluminum... Aluminuminium. 1424 01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:21,125 Sad... 1425 01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:24,563 You can't even say aluminium. 1426 01:15:24,607 --> 01:15:28,567 For the last time, I did not want to move to America! 1427 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,240 Why did you go? Why did you go to America? 1428 01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:31,483 Why did you leave me then? 1429 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,026 - That wasn't my choice! - You left me! 1430 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,723 - You were my only mate! - My parents decided it for me! 1431 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,793 - I didn't have anyone! - It wasn't my choice. 1432 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:41,101 They fucking left, I had go with them, I was a kid! 1433 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:43,036 And I can't be made to feel like I have to pay for it 1434 01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:44,452 for the rest of my life! 1435 01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:45,976 God! 1436 01:15:47,717 --> 01:15:50,415 We used to be good friends, alright. 1437 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:52,243 But maybe it's best that we accept 1438 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:53,566 that we're different people now, 1439 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:54,854 and we go our separate ways 1440 01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,508 and you leave me the fuck alone. 1441 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:03,297 What'd I just say? Leave me the fuck alone! 1442 01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:12,829 Don't look back at me, go! 1443 01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:22,099 Fuck. 1444 01:17:18,895 --> 01:17:21,898 Maybe I should just kill myself. 1445 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,291 - Please, don't say that. - No, I mean, come on. 1446 01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:26,598 I've got no life, I've got no girlfriend. 1447 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,253 I'm just a massive idiot. 1448 01:17:32,473 --> 01:17:34,171 You're not that massive. 1449 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,565 It's just the Christmas weight. 1450 01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:42,396 I don't even know why I came on your honeymoon, honestly. 1451 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:43,702 I think the only reason I did 1452 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,661 because I thought this is the last chance 1453 01:17:45,704 --> 01:17:47,401 I get to spend some real time with you. 1454 01:17:47,445 --> 01:17:48,881 Why would this be our last chance? 1455 01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:51,188 Adam, bro, you know what's like. 1456 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,253 You and Sarah, you're probably gonna move away together, 1457 01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:55,801 you're gonna have loads and loads of amazing babies, 1458 01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:58,325 I'll start seeing you less and less and less... 1459 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,027 Life just changes. 1460 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,073 But you'll always be important to me. 1461 01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:08,814 Thanks, man. 1462 01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:10,207 Right now though I do need to go 1463 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:11,382 and try and rescue Sarah. 1464 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,863 Well, I'm coming with you, obviously. 1465 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,647 We're the Inseparables. 1466 01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:29,792 You look beautiful. 1467 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:35,580 To be clear, I'm only wearing this dress 1468 01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,714 because my other clothes were starting to stink. 1469 01:18:38,757 --> 01:18:41,281 And because it's a fucking amazing dress. 1470 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:58,124 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 1471 01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,257 - You don't have to do this. - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. 1472 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,519 - Ninja mode. - Ninja mode? 1473 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,347 - Come on, come, come... - What's Ninja mode? 1474 01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:04,696 No. No Ninja mode. 1475 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:10,267 Sarah, I'm... I need to be honest with you. 1476 01:19:12,573 --> 01:19:14,750 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1477 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:19,145 I've fallen under your spell. 1478 01:19:20,538 --> 01:19:22,192 And I think you deserve something 1479 01:19:22,235 --> 01:19:23,846 very special from life. 1480 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,720 Shh, shh, shh. 1481 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,764 Shh. 1482 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:34,291 Okay, great. Okay, let's go. 1483 01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:36,423 Wait, wait, wait. Before we do this... 1484 01:19:36,467 --> 01:19:39,165 - Yeah? - I've got a confession to make. 1485 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,776 - What? - I didn't really snog 1486 01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:42,560 the three girls at the Lake District. 1487 01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:44,954 Yeah, dude, I know, I know that. 1488 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:47,347 I only snogged two of them. But they were twins. 1489 01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:51,787 Okay, it was just one. But she was a Swedish model. 1490 01:19:53,745 --> 01:19:55,399 Alright, I didn't snog any girls, alright. 1491 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,054 I didn't snog any girls. Do you think any less of me? 1492 01:19:58,097 --> 01:19:59,664 No, Bav, I don't think any less of you. 1493 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:13,896 Sarah, you make me want to be a better man. 1494 01:20:23,993 --> 01:20:25,472 Whoa... 1495 01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:28,084 Are you nuts? 1496 01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:31,827 You-you really think I would fall for you 1497 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:33,413 just because you are taking me to an art gallery 1498 01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:34,830 and giving me a nice dress to wear? 1499 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,050 Jesus Christ, I'm married! 1500 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,096 To an amazing guy! 1501 01:20:40,139 --> 01:20:43,099 And you are a psychopath! 1502 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:49,932 Did you just fart? 1503 01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:51,890 Yeah, I'm scared. Would you...? Fuck! 1504 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,762 Jerk that grate right off... 1505 01:20:57,722 --> 01:20:58,854 What are you doing? 1506 01:21:00,507 --> 01:21:01,769 Hi. 1507 01:21:01,813 --> 01:21:03,032 Giorgio? 1508 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,407 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 1509 01:21:11,431 --> 01:21:13,042 What is that? 1510 01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:16,654 How did you get here? 1511 01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:19,048 Where's Sarah? 1512 01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,440 Where's the money? 1513 01:21:22,616 --> 01:21:25,228 Kind of a... sort of lost it. 1514 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,230 Lost it? 1515 01:21:28,535 --> 01:21:29,493 Well, it's a shame, 1516 01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:30,600 because if you lost the money, 1517 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:31,645 then we'll have to kill you. 1518 01:21:31,669 --> 01:21:34,846 Wait, wait! 1519 01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:37,631 If you're gonna kill him, 1520 01:21:37,675 --> 01:21:39,155 then you'll have to kill me, too. 1521 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,915 Well, that's already what they were gonna do. 1522 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,047 They were gonna kill you both. 1523 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:43,507 Oh, sorry. 1524 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:44,638 Oh, fuck. 1525 01:21:44,682 --> 01:21:45,857 Fuck. 1526 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:46,902 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1527 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:49,034 Please, please, please, just wait. 1528 01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:51,123 Tell Sarah... 1529 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,473 Please, just tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1530 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:54,561 Okay? 1531 01:21:55,693 --> 01:21:57,216 Okay? 1532 01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:59,175 Tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1533 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:02,526 I mean, a little bit, obviously, but not too much. 1534 01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:07,400 And, um... and tell her to find someone else. 1535 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:09,837 But tell her to make sure 1536 01:22:09,881 --> 01:22:11,380 that it's someone who truly deserves her. 1537 01:22:11,404 --> 01:22:13,034 You know, maybe someone who can understand her passions 1538 01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,625 in a way that I never could, 1539 01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:16,757 however hard I thought I tried. 1540 01:22:16,801 --> 01:22:21,023 And, um... yeah, just tell her to make sure 1541 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:24,113 that it's someone who will support her dreams. Okay? 1542 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:28,378 And, uh... tell her to have kids if she can. 1543 01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:30,510 God, she'd just be the best Mom ever. 1544 01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:32,469 And tell her that... 1545 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,818 Jesus fucking Christ, 1546 01:22:33,861 --> 01:22:36,429 do you want me to get a fucking pad and pen? 1547 01:22:36,473 --> 01:22:38,257 How am I supposed to remember all this? 1548 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:40,453 Maybe I could remember the first part about the dreams, 1549 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,913 and Rico could remember the second... 1550 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:46,265 You only get one message. 1551 01:22:46,309 --> 01:22:49,442 Okay, fine, then... 1552 01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:50,530 Just... 1553 01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:55,057 Just tell her that I love her. 1554 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,972 Okay. Now I have to go, 1555 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,775 because I cannot deal with all this violence. 1556 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,977 Oh, God... oh, God... 1557 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,414 - So... - This is it. This is it, man. 1558 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,329 This is it, man. 1559 01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:07,504 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1560 01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:08,592 What? 1561 01:23:08,635 --> 01:23:10,072 Do-do I get a message? 1562 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,290 Okay, for who? 1563 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:12,944 Uh... for Adam. 1564 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,685 - What? - But he's right here. 1565 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,208 He's gonna die! 1566 01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:18,254 Yeah, true. 1567 01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:20,038 - Um... - What... 1568 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:20,996 Come on, say it now! 1569 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,345 - Um... - What are you...? 1570 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:24,192 Well, I don't know, now. You can't decide with... 1571 01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:25,087 You can't just pee on the spot. 1572 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,175 You've put me on pressure. 1573 01:23:26,218 --> 01:23:27,480 I don't know what to say to him. 1574 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:32,094 - Rico! - Run! 1575 01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:44,802 Bav, come on, come on, come on! 1576 01:23:46,673 --> 01:23:47,673 Go, go, go, go! 1577 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:52,288 Inside, inside, inside! 1578 01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:53,898 Let's go, go! 1579 01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:58,946 There's a window! There's a window, let's go! 1580 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,299 - Lock the door, Bav. - There is no lock! 1581 01:24:03,342 --> 01:24:05,562 - What? - There is no lock! There's no key! 1582 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:16,529 Listen, you two get out before they get in. 1583 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:19,271 - What about you? - I'll hold it with my Christmas weight. 1584 01:24:19,315 --> 01:24:21,510 - You two, go! - They're gonna get in and they're gonna kill you. 1585 01:24:21,534 --> 01:24:23,817 Oh, shit, okay. Well, it's better than all three of us dying. 1586 01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,147 No, Bav, come on. 1587 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:26,583 Adam, please, okay. 1588 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:27,995 This whole situation was my fault, okay? 1589 01:24:28,019 --> 01:24:29,499 Please. 1590 01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:31,979 Both of you guys are gonna have amazing lives together. 1591 01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:33,870 For once, please let me do something good with my life. 1592 01:24:33,894 --> 01:24:35,374 I'm not leaving you. 1593 01:24:35,418 --> 01:24:38,595 But you're my... you're my best friend. 1594 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:39,718 You're my best friend, too. 1595 01:24:40,945 --> 01:24:42,425 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1596 01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,122 Now, go! Please, go, man! 1597 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,819 - Yeah, bud. - Go! 1598 01:24:46,385 --> 01:24:48,387 Go! 1599 01:24:48,431 --> 01:24:49,431 Bav? 1600 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,266 Bav? 1601 01:24:58,180 --> 01:24:59,094 Yeah? 1602 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,791 Open the door, Bav! 1603 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:03,968 - If I do, will you shoot me? - Yes. 1604 01:25:04,011 --> 01:25:05,467 Well, obviously, not then, you dickhead. 1605 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:07,406 No, no... Wait, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! 1606 01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:08,538 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1607 01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:14,021 I can't leave him. 1608 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:16,111 I know. 1609 01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:18,461 I know! I know! 1610 01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:20,071 Let's go. 1611 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,507 Open the door, Bav! 1612 01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:24,031 You're an evil James Bond! Evil James Bond! 1613 01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:37,175 Adam, get the gun! 1614 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:39,569 Kick him in the balls! 1615 01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,228 - No, no, no... - Giorgio, don't! 1616 01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:49,970 Sarah, move away. 1617 01:25:50,014 --> 01:25:51,842 Move away! 1618 01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:54,627 Listen, since the time I've spent here, 1619 01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:56,368 I've seen a good man in you. 1620 01:25:56,412 --> 01:25:58,109 I've seen an artist 1621 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:00,372 who just happens to sell drugs and kill people. 1622 01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:03,506 But, Giorgio, if any of the feelings 1623 01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:05,290 you said you had for me are real... 1624 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:08,380 please, let us go. 1625 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,212 Let you go? 1626 01:26:17,476 --> 01:26:19,913 And what am I left with? 1627 01:26:19,957 --> 01:26:23,265 No money, no drugs, more broken art. 1628 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:24,962 Not even any a dead body. 1629 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:27,051 What do you think my father's going to say?! 1630 01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:32,012 Well, maybe this is the day that you stand up to your father. 1631 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,641 Ah... 1632 01:26:55,819 --> 01:26:57,212 Just, go. 1633 01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:02,521 Go, before I change my mind. 1634 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:05,655 Go! 1635 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:10,094 Bav! Bav! 1636 01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:11,574 Bav, open the door! 1637 01:27:11,617 --> 01:27:14,098 - Who is it? - It's me... what? It's Adam! 1638 01:27:14,141 --> 01:27:15,728 How do I know it's not Giorgio doing an accent? 1639 01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:18,033 - Bro, open the fucking door! - Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry! 1640 01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:20,322 Dude, Giorgio is letting us go. 1641 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:21,627 I don't know, I don't know. 1642 01:27:28,895 --> 01:27:30,245 Thank you, thank you. 1643 01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:33,117 Sorry. Thank you, thank you. 1644 01:28:00,927 --> 01:28:03,190 Hey, you okay? 1645 01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:04,366 - I am. - Yeah? 1646 01:28:04,409 --> 01:28:06,759 Oh, God, I love you so much. 1647 01:28:06,803 --> 01:28:08,152 I love you so much. 1648 01:28:10,241 --> 01:28:12,721 - I was so worried about you. - I was so worried about you, too. 1649 01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:20,120 - Bav. - Yeah? 1650 01:28:22,253 --> 01:28:24,124 What you just did in there 1651 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:26,866 was the bravest thing I've ever seen anyone do. 1652 01:28:26,910 --> 01:28:29,608 Yeah. I don't know what came over me, honestly. 1653 01:28:29,652 --> 01:28:31,393 I think I went temporarily insane. 1654 01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:32,829 Come here. 1655 01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,613 - Get over here. - Come here. 1656 01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:48,018 Bav? 1657 01:28:48,061 --> 01:28:50,716 - Yeah? - Have you pissed yourself? 1658 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,588 What makes you say that? 1659 01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:55,068 'Cause I can feel something wet on my leg, 1660 01:28:55,112 --> 01:28:57,419 and I can smell piss. 1661 01:28:57,462 --> 01:29:00,160 Oh, yeah... I think I have... I think I have pissed myself. 1662 01:29:00,204 --> 01:29:02,075 I mean, to be fair, I did just nearly die. 1663 01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:04,251 I guess that's fair enough. 1664 01:29:06,602 --> 01:29:07,690 - Okay. - Okay. 1665 01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:13,130 It is piss. 1666 01:29:13,173 --> 01:29:14,610 - It's piss. - You're smelling it? 1667 01:29:14,653 --> 01:29:16,351 Yeah, no, I don't need to smell... 1668 01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,482 I smelled it in the hug... 1669 01:29:17,526 --> 01:29:18,788 - Oh, God! - Sorry, sorry. 1670 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:20,572 - It's piss, sorry. - It's disgusting, 1671 01:29:20,616 --> 01:29:22,139 - Again, no need to smell it. - Sorry. 1672 01:29:22,182 --> 01:29:23,532 - Alright, can we? - Yeah. 1673 01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:24,489 - Yeah? - Let's go. 1674 01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:25,708 Maybe get a taxi. 1675 01:29:25,751 --> 01:29:27,274 - Nice dress, by the way! - Thanks! 1676 01:29:36,545 --> 01:29:37,763 Well... 1677 01:29:42,246 --> 01:29:43,465 This is it. 1678 01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:45,249 Oh, I forgot to give you your T-shirt. 1679 01:29:45,292 --> 01:29:48,034 Oh, yeah, cool. 1680 01:29:48,078 --> 01:29:50,080 You... you don't have to put it on. 1681 01:29:50,123 --> 01:29:51,690 - No, no, I want to. - You sure? 1682 01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:53,431 - Oh, yeah, come on. - Aww. 1683 01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:56,782 It was "Buy one, get one free". 1684 01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:01,004 Hey. 1685 01:30:01,047 --> 01:30:02,745 - Twins! - Twins! 1686 01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:08,838 So, uh, where are you gonna go? 1687 01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,230 I don't know, man. 1688 01:30:10,274 --> 01:30:12,058 See where the wind takes me, you know. 1689 01:30:12,102 --> 01:30:14,191 Might check out a few sites, but... 1690 01:30:14,234 --> 01:30:16,454 I'll give you guys some time on your own, you know. 1691 01:30:16,498 --> 01:30:19,065 Some time for yourselves, you know. 1692 01:30:19,109 --> 01:30:20,632 - Alright. - Yeah. 1693 01:30:20,676 --> 01:30:24,375 Well, uh... take care of yourself. 1694 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,508 Take care of yourself, too, mate! 1695 01:30:29,685 --> 01:30:30,990 Oh. 1696 01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,299 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1697 01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:46,919 It's alright. 1698 01:30:46,963 --> 01:30:49,008 Oh, and Sarah... 1699 01:30:49,052 --> 01:30:50,749 don't miss me too much on your honeymoon. 1700 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:53,012 I'll try not to, Bav. 1701 01:31:00,193 --> 01:31:03,806 Well, it hasn't been the honeymoon I had planned in my head, 1702 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:06,722 but it's definitely been memorable. 1703 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:17,341 Do you mind taking the, um, shirt off? 1704 01:31:17,384 --> 01:31:20,475 Oh, yeah, of course. 1705 01:31:21,519 --> 01:31:22,519 Better? 1706 01:31:37,666 --> 01:31:39,711 Oh! 1707 01:31:39,755 --> 01:31:41,496 Oh, my God! I'm so... Oh, my God! 1708 01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,759 I'm sorry! Oh, sorry. 1709 01:31:43,802 --> 01:31:45,630 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 1710 01:31:45,674 --> 01:31:46,762 Your-your face! 1711 01:31:46,805 --> 01:31:48,851 It's-it's so familiar... 1712 01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:51,201 Hold on a minute, are you a porn star? 1713 01:31:51,897 --> 01:31:53,159 Yes. 1714 01:31:53,203 --> 01:31:54,552 Really? 1715 01:31:55,988 --> 01:31:58,121 Joking. 1716 01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:03,256 - Uh... fake! - No, it's not fake, this is 20 euro! 1717 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:06,782 Funny! 1718 01:32:06,825 --> 01:32:09,088 - I'm, Bav, nice to meet you. - Anna. 1719 01:32:09,132 --> 01:32:10,437 Are you walking this way? 1720 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:12,004 - Um... - Yeah. 1721 01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:15,181 We walk together, maybe? 1722 01:32:15,225 --> 01:32:17,488 Okay. 1723 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:21,231 Yeah? Okay. 1724 01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:24,930 Do you like karate? Karate? 1725 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:28,455 Oh, you do the twist, as well! 1726 01:32:28,499 --> 01:32:29,499 Same! 1727 01:36:25,649 --> 01:36:28,391 - My dream girl? - Yeah, who's that? 1728 01:36:28,434 --> 01:36:30,436 Well, I don't got one, but if I had a dream girl 1729 01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:32,874 it'd be someone who understands me, you know, 1730 01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,180 someone... we'd be like a team, 1731 01:36:35,224 --> 01:36:37,574 Someone who supports me, who loves me. 1732 01:36:37,617 --> 01:36:39,750 Who loves me for me, you know? 1733 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:43,667 Someone, like, you know, maybe dark hair, you know. 1734 01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:45,538 Someone who... 1735 01:36:45,582 --> 01:36:47,845 I've been in love with for a long time. 1736 01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:50,500 Will you marry me? 1737 01:36:50,543 --> 01:36:53,242 - Oh, are you joking? - Yeah, no, this is real. 1738 01:37:05,645 --> 01:37:06,821 Take that one off. 1739 01:37:09,258 --> 01:37:10,258 I'm shaking. 1740 01:37:12,348 --> 01:37:14,480 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 1741 01:37:14,524 --> 01:37:16,918 Oh, my God, are you joking? 1742 01:37:26,666 --> 01:37:28,320 Alright, back to work! 125619