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♪ Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous
Georgians, Slimy Stuarts,
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♪ Vile Victorians, Woeful Wars,
Ferocious Fights, Dingy Castles,
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♪ Daring Knights, Horrors that defy description,
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♪ Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians,
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime,
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♪ Punishments from ancient times,
Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless,
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♪ Cavemen, savage, fearsome,
toothless Groovy Greeks,
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♪ Brainy Sages, Mean and Measly
Middle Ages,
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♪ Gory stories, we do that,
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♪ And your host, a talking rat,
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery,
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♪ Welcome to Horrible Histories.♪
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Horrible Histories presents:
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Influencers are everywhere nowadays.
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Always popping up on your socials,
on your phone, your tablet,
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hammering scrolls to the
wall of the forum.
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Well, that was probably
more during my time than yours.
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Oh, yes people have been trying to
influence others right
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through history.
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And we Romans were
the influencer G.O.A.T.S.
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No, not that kind of goat.
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The greatest of all time!
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When we invaded Britain, we wanted
to change the food, the laws,
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we even got you to use
the word Britain.
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And we could be very persuasive.
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We're about to invade this
hubble to do some serious
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Roman damage to some non existent
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Celtic fashion sense.
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He has no idea.
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On your feet now!
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So, first of all what is your name?
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Aesu. Bless you.
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Silly boy. I'm too much sometimes.
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But no, it's not Roman enough. No.
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We're going to call you Claudius?
Si!
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You see, we conquered you,
so we're all Romans now.
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We're going to have you thinking and
looking like a Roman
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in no time at all.
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Plus, by forcing you to become
part of our culture, we damage yours
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and lessen the chance
of a rebellion. Si.
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What was that? Nothing.
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OK, so these blonde spikes say I'm
prickly, I'm angry.
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I'm a prickly pear, get off me.
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But the only person it's
hurting is you.
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Plus we want to lose this
Druid-y moustache.
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Oh, please.
Get it off!
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RIPPING NOISE
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CLAUDIUS YELLS
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Alleluia! We have a top lip!
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OK, orders from the emperor,
we have to talk about fashion.
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You got a great figure, show it off!
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We're going to go with a toga. It's
classic but it's modern and it's
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totally metro sexual.
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Arms up.
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Oh!
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Ugh!
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First we have to get
you in the bath.
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Yeah, we have built you and the
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whole town a new Roman bathhouse!
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So come on, let's get in and scrub
away that Celtic heritage.
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Very quickly!
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When we met Aesu he was an angry
Celt consumed by
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thoughts of rebellion but now he's
ready to put the
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Roman into romantic.
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With a clean shave, a scissor
haircut, and a gorgeous toga.
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He's saucy and compliant.
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Little Roman!
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Wow! What a transformation!
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You know what? I feel fantastic.
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Fell like I can conquer the world!
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Don't do that!
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We do that.
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THEY LAUGH
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Your face! He was so scared!
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Hi, Roman fans! It's me!
Your favourite queen of Egypt,
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Cleopatra!
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With another lit hair tutorial.
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You want to copy me?
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Obvs!
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All you do is take a simple comb,
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{\an8}see that? Everyone's got one
of them, and you hand that to you
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hairdresser!
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And she does it for you!
Say hi, Inas!
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See the beauty?
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OK, so show them what you do.
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All right, basically we take
sections of hair...
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Take sections of hair.
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...and you twist it... Twist it.
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...to create that kind of effect...
Effect, yeah.
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...and it should start to
look like a melon.
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Like melon!
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That's exactly how I do it. Ooh!
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YummyMummy235 says, "Why melon?"
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Because this looks
like a melon has been hollowed out
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and stuck on my head.
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See? That's what it's going to
look like on me.
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At least it better, or somebody
is going to get fed to the lions.
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LIONS ROAR
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Hey, babe, babe, babe, are we live?
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No! Oh, you said you'd tell me!
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What up, Caesar geezers?
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Give me a whoop whoop!
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Julius I love you so much, babe...
I love you too, babe.
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...but don't ever come in
when I'm doing fashion blogs!
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I'm an influencer too, you know!
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No, you're not. He's not.
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Check out my comb over, babe.
SHE GASPS
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{\an8}Julius! No! We're doing hair do's
not hair don'ts!
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Direct scroll me if you want to know
how to get the look, yeah?
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I came! I saw! He left.
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I, shush,
are you or are you not entertained?!
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No, they are not. Get out!
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OK, later, Caesar geezers.
Pecks out. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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Go away! I love you!
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Right, I am finished.
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Is this some kind of sick joke?
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Why would my Roman followers
want to copy that?
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I've given you
so many chances, Inas!
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To the lions!
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No, please, please.
No, no, no, please, please.
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Here's one I prepared earlier.
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That...
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...is fantastic!
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Look at me!
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So there you have it, Cleopatronizers.
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That is how you do me melon updo!
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Told you it was easy!
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Do it yourself and tag me
in the comments and Inas, you get
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to live, for today.
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Taking a cue from Cleo, I'm trying
to become an influencer and get more
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followers.
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Well, get some followers.
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It might surprise you to learn that
I made this headgear myself.
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What do you mean it looks rubbish?
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HE LAUGHS
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So I'm not going to be
a style influencer
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but what about trying to
influence language?
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People have been doing
that for centuries.
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Take Geoffrey Chauce, one of the
greatest writers of the Middle Ages.
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He was the first to use the word
"vomit" in a book.
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Seriously!
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And he was the first English writer
to use the word "seriously" too.
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It's almost sleepy time here on
Yebeebies and we have
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a special guest.
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Hello, Geoffrey Chaucer.
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Hello, boys and girls.
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Mr Bear wants to know if your story
book really is the first of
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its kind in English.
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It is. My book, The Canterbury
Tales, is a collection of short stories
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about English people.
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I've also put a lot of new words in
it that have never
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been written before.
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BOTH: Ooh!
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Will you read Mr Bear
a story from your new book?
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Of course.
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Once upon a time, there was
a naughty monk
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who told all the poorly people
that for a price he'd pray for them.
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But when they paid him,
he refused to pray
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because he said that ill people
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made him want to vomit.
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What?!
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Oh, the character who's telling
the story in my book really,
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he really hates monks.
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He hates them so much.
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He thinks
they live in the devil's bum.
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This bad monk went to
an old man's house,
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when he saw the old man's wife,
he let out a very big fart.
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And he vomited over him.
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The old man was angry
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so he told the bad monk that he'd
hidden something very
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precious in his bum.
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BLOWS KAZOO
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And then he farted into the bad
man's hand.
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That's the end of that story.
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Would you like me
to explain any new words like
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"bum" and "fart"?
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No, thank you, Mr Geoffrey.
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Don't you have any nice stories?
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Oh, well I've got The Knight's Tale.
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Where a man gets hacked to death.
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No.
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Oh, well.
There's this lovely one about
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a man accidentally bottom burping
right into another man's face.
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No!
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OK, well...
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Time to say goodbye!
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Oh. Night, night boys and girls.
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Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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I do have a story about bed bugs
biting a very rude place.
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Yes, thank you.
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With an Ofsted inspection looming
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head teacher, Mrs Thomas,
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has had to lose a maths teacher
because something about them
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didn't add up.
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Welcome to Historical Educating.
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We are so lucky to get him!
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He's one of history's most
influential mathematicians.
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He came up with that.
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He even ran his own school!
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Oh, I just can't believe
he was available!
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It's almost too good to be true.
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Year seven's new maths teacher
is Mr Pythagoras.
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I am Mr Pythagoras.
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And this...
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...is my thigh.
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I have painted it gold
so I can be easily identified.
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How come he's allowed to do that?
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When I painted Matilda's face
purple in art, I got a detention.
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Shh! No talking.
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See the head teacher.
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He's very strict.
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Students aren't allowed to speak
until he's been teaching
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them for five years!
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But, Miss! Ssh!
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Five years!
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OK, so, who can tell me
some practical applications
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of maths in the real world.
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To help us with money?
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OK, no talking, get out.
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Go on.
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STUDENTS MURMUR
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And you are wrong!
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No-one cares about numbers
in the real world.
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What matters is their mystical
cosmic meaning.
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COUNTS UNDER BREATH
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Oh, I know the problem.
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The most perfect cosmic
number is ten!
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I never teach classes more than ten
so you three get out.
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Mrs Thomas has call
Mr Pythagoras to her office.
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Mr Pythagoras, you can't throw half
of your students out of the class.
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You're free!
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Run away little fellow!
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What are you doing?
Stop throwing my lunch around!
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You can't eat beans,
they are reincarnated dead people.
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Run for your lives!
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Thank you, Mr Pythagoras.
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You're fired.
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Fired?
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Not again.
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The house I taught my followers
in burnt down too!
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Farewell, my friends!
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You must save yourselves!
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With the Ofsted inspection imminent,
Mrs Thomas has come
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to the conclusion that she prefers
special measures to spending another
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minute with Mr Pythagoras.
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Well, some of his theories
have left a mark.
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Hello?
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I've not learned
much from those two!
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So language is out,
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what about music?
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That can have a hug
impact on how people behave.
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And it just so happens I've
tinkled on the odd piano before.
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Well when you've got to go,
you've got to go!
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HE LAUGHS
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There was a ninth century musician
who was known as Ziryab.
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His influence wasn't just
limited to music,
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he had ideas about everything!
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The epic story of the ninth century
musical sensation
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who influenced a lot more
than just music.
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He's the slave from Baghdad who's
music will set him free.
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I will bring my music to the people.
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You may chain our bodies
but you can't chain a song!
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But first I have a great
idea for a deodorant.
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I will never be free
unless my armpits are free too!
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Ugh!
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Mm! Armpit pom powder!
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SHE SNIFFS
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Ugh! That's actually a pretty good idea.
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Give it to me!
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THEY GRUNT
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He is the legendary singer who will
flee from Baghdad to escape
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a rival!
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On the run again.
Maybe I'll never find a home.
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Ah, home!
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Home!
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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But what I have found is a great
idea for a new toothpaste.
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Just cos they call me a barbarian,
it doesn't mean I have to have
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breath like a barbarian's butt.
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HE EXHALES SNIFFS
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Ugh.
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Yes, please!
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Finally, after years on the run, he
will find a home in Cordoba, Spain.
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There he will introduce a style of
music that will be
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popular for generations.
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Here I shall found a school where
I can teach the world to sing!
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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But first, I need my hair trimmed.
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Hey, nice fringes.
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We're learning rom the best.
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The musician with a mind filled with
more ideas than actual songs.
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Why not change the colour of your
clothes depending on the seasons?
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The music-less musical!
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Hey, guys, how about drinking
out of glass instead of metal?
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OK, stop now.
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{\an8}Four strings on an oud?
Why not five? I'll add one!
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Oh, come on!
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Ziryab! Coming soon!
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Throughout history, people have
tried to influence how we look
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after our health
and improve our hygiene.
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And we Victorians were no exception.
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We invented portable
gyms for exercising at home.
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Which is why I look so hench.
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HE FARTS
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And we came up with
a variety of fans and treatments for
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keeping healthy and clean.
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Although some were a little unconventional.
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HE SIGHS
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Oh, dear.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to
diagnose you with insomnia,
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hysteria and tuberculosis.
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So I'm going to prescribe
a glass of water.
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SHE SLURPS
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I bet you feel better already.
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Not really.
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I'm Dr James Gully
and here at my hydro-therapy clinic,
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we practise the latest in advanced
Victorian health techniques
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using the power of water.
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Treatments are as follows.
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Submerging your head in a cold bath,
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being wrapped in wet sheets
and having a cold bath.
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Having a cold shower and then having
a cold bath.
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{\an8}Having a walk wrapped in wet towels,
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{\an8}and then having a cold bath.
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{\an8}Having a cold bath,
and then having a cold bath,
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{\an8}and then having another cold bath.
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{\an8}But don't take my word for it.
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Here's famous scientist,
Charles Darwin!
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Ooh!
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{\an8}Before I came to see Dr Gully,
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{\an8}I was suffering from giddiness,
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{\an8}nausea, boils, headaches
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{\an8}and, worst of all...
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{\an8}PRRP!
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{\an8}...terrible flatulence.
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GULLY: Darwin has tried everything,
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from sucking lemons
to electroshock therapy,
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but none of it worked.
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{\an8}I've also treated many
other famous people,
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{\an8}including writer Charles Dickens.
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{\an8}PRRP!
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I have GREAT EXPECTATIONS,
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but thanks to OUR MUTUAL FRIEND,
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my HARD TIMES are over.
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But it's not just for men
called Charles.
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{\an8}Here's Florence Nightingale!
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{\an8}How are you feeling, Flo?
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{\an8}Erm, there have been some
improvements, although I do...
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{\an8}Start the treatment!
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So, come on down to
Dr Gully's Hydrotherapy Clinic
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for cold baths, cold showers,
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and a Jacuzzi!
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PRRRRP!
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WATER BUBBLING
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With bubbles.
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Bubbles supplied by the user.
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This way, Your Majesty.
357
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,640
Oh, Harrington,
I love surprise gifts!
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Is it diamonds?
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00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,960
Ta-da-a-a-a!
360
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,160
Have we been robbed?
361
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,040
No, this is it.
362
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,880
I designed and built you
a flushing toilet!
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00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,760
Look, cistern here full of water,
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00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,120
and once you've done your
royal business,
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00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,760
you have a lever to pull to
flush away all of the, erm...
366
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,320
You built me a loo?
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00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,360
Why don't you give it a go?
Harrington!
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00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,360
Please, Your Majesty!
It's completely odourless.
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00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:14,560
Think how sweet all of your palaces
will smell if they all had one.
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00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,280
Oh! So, you're saying that
my crib stinks, are you?
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00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,920
Uh... no.
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No? No...!
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I'm not going to the toilet.
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00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,680
Well, it's not good to hold it in.
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00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,520
I do not need a poo!
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00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,720
And if I did,
I would do it in a pot,
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like anyone else.
378
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,240
Good day to you!
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Cheek of the man!
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Banging on about my bowels,
saying my house stinks!
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It's an outrage!
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STOMACH GURGLES
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Ooh, that shouting's made me...
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GURGLING
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Maybe I better...
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00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,160
SQUEAK!
Ooh...
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PRRP!
Harrington!
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I am SO sorry, Your Majesty.
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00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,640
I know I said it was odourless...
390
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,680
...but you might want
to open a window.
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PRRP! PRRP!
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00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,720
Yeah...
PLOP!
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00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,400
Harrington wanted Liz
to get a flushing loo
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because he thought that she would
influence everyone else to get one.
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00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,760
Hey, maybe that's it!
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00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,440
If I can become a royal,
I've cracked it.
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00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:17,280
James I, who came after Elizabeth,
was a bit of an influencer too.
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He tried to tell people how to live
their lives a lot when he was King.
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00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,640
He didn't like dancing,
he didn't like music,
400
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,480
and he REALLY didn't like women
going to London to enjoy the city.
401
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,360
This is Jimmy On The Street!
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00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,320
I'm King James I, or Jimmy VI
if you're Scottish.
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00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,760
{\an8}We're here in London,
which is far too full of people,
404
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,280
{\an8}and do you know whose fault that is?
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{\an8}Women!
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00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,160
{\an8}But, don't worry, because
I'm here hitting the streets
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00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,440
{\an8}to shame women with my good friend,
the Duke of Buckingham.
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00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,080
{\an8}Is this really necessary?
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00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,120
{\an8}Yes, it is. Let's go.
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00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,720
{\an8}Woman!
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00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,200
{\an8}Look at your wide brimmed hat!
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00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,680
{\an8}You dress like a man!
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00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,800
Don't be wearing colourful
tights next!
414
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,080
Oh, colourful tights?
Where can I buy some of those?
415
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,840
Witchery. Don't care what you say.
Let's go!
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00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,280
Hey, woman!
417
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,880
Oh, look at your outfit.
Thanks!
418
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,840
Oh, it's so fashionable.
419
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,120
Well, London is THE best place
to find...
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00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,800
Disgusting!
421
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,080
Women should look dowdy
and stay at home!
422
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,480
Ring the shame bell, Bucky.
423
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,440
Sorry about this.
I think you look great.
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00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,280
BELL RINGS
Shame!
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00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,400
Shame! Shame!
426
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,720
Women! Where'd you come from today?
427
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,560
Erm, Coventry.
We're having a day out.
428
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,000
We're going to a theatre to see
the latest Shakespeare.
429
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,440
Oh, isn't that so nice?
Oh, Bucky, tell them.
430
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,880
I actually don't see the harm in...
431
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,240
I'll tell you the harm!
432
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,200
Who's at home having
the babies, huh?
433
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,760
The countryside going to magically
populate itself, is it?
434
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,240
Ready to go, ladies?
435
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,040
Oh, no, and they brought a man...
436
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,840
...leaving the whole country
to waste away!
437
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,920
{\an8}The crops left rotting in the field,
438
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,600
{\an8}people dying of starvation!
439
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,160
{\an8}Just so Mummy can buy herself
a new hat!
440
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,480
Buckaroo, ring the shame bell.
BELL RINGS
441
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,840
Who even are you?
Literally, King James.
442
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,080
Oh, no...! Oh, my...!
No... Stop having fun!
443
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,560
It's undignified!
An actual king, girls! Go away!
444
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,000
Smell him! Don't smell me!
Get away from...
445
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,240
Get away! Ring the bell!
446
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,000
Go away!
447
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,040
James I really didn't like
us women to glow up.
448
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:17,200
He even told priests to give sermons
against us wearing our fancy hats.
449
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,640
The cheek of it!
450
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,440
You should see some of his hats,
they've got more feathers
451
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,040
sticking out of them than
an ostrich's bottom!
452
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,040
But it wasn't just rulers who were
influencers in the Stuart age.
453
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,360
Their girlfriends were, too.
454
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:35,000
Two of King Charles II's mistresses,
Nell Gwyn and Moll Davis
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were both extremely
popular entertainers -
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people followed their every move -
457
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,000
and their relationship with Charles
meant they had quite a rivalry.
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00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,400
Sorting out the beefs of the past...
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00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,840
Samuel, if I hear another
peeps out of you!
460
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,680
...with the justice of today.
461
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,520
I'll call in the Roundheads!
462
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,680
{\an8}Welcome to...
463
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,800
Uh. Uh, sorry!
464
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,320
Uh, excuse you! You what?!
465
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,880
Children, children!
466
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,960
No fighting in my court room.
Do you understand?
467
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,360
Sorry.
468
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:12,080
Now, do either of you have anything
to say for yourselves?
469
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,560
One day, Nell invites me to tea.
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00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,400
She offers me some sweetmeats.
471
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,440
Well, what exactly are sweetmeats?
472
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,920
Oh, they're sugary nibbles,
Your Honour.
473
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,080
Right.
474
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,360
Anyway, I had some, and then later
when I'm with the King
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00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,320
in his bedchamber,
I lost control of my...
476
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,880
Your arms? Your legs?
477
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,680
Any sense of decorum, probably.
478
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,280
{\an8}My bowels.
479
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,160
{\an8}Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad.
480
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,280
{\an8}It was, and I have the bedsheet
to prove it.
481
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,400
PEOPLE SCREAM
482
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,680
Yeah.
483
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,360
And I have a witness.
484
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,440
All right, then.
Do call your witness, please.
485
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,200
TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS
486
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,040
Ah, goodness me! Your Majesty!
487
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,280
King Charles II, how-how bad...
488
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,520
...was it?
489
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,320
{\an8}Have you ever seen a cannon go off?
490
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,600
All right. Well, I see.
I mean, I get the point...
491
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,200
I hadn't finished. Right.
492
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,480
Sometimes, during the Civil War,
they pack a cannon too tight,
493
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,680
the whole thing would explode,
and the bits would go everywhere.
494
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,800
Mm.
495
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,280
That's what it was like.
496
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,120
Thank you very much,
Your Royal Highness.
497
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,120
I REALLY don't need that
mental image in my head.
498
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,400
You are dismissed.
499
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,880
Are we still on for lunch tomorrow?
500
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,520
Your Majesty! Really!
501
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,120
Unbelievable. I'm right here.
502
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:23,400
Miss Davis, I have to say,
this case absolutely stinks.
503
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,400
And I'm not just talking about
the evidence either.
504
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,240
You know, it's one of those cases
505
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,160
where there's just so much
to think about. Judge...
506
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,120
Judge! Do you mind? I'm talking!
507
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,400
But those are the sweetmeats
Nell gave me.
508
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,880
STOMACH GURGLES
509
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,480
Ah... Mm.
510
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,920
GURGLING
511
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,040
Erm... Yeah...
512
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,920
PRRP!
Oh...!
513
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,920
PRRRP!
Uh, court... court... is adjourned.
514
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,520
SQUELCH!
515
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:57,320
Charles II cared a lot about
his image, like me!
516
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,520
I love playing with filters.
517
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:03,600
I've actually just spent a lot
of money on a new one.
518
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,080
How do I look? Good, yeah?
519
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,440
Well, the leader who probably
cared most about his image
520
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,560
was Joseph Stalin.
521
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,360
He would change his photos a lot
more than people do today.
522
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:19,880
He didn't want to just influence
Russia's future, but also its past.
523
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,280
Hmm...
524
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,320
Hello, guys!
525
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,400
And thanks for clicking
on this tutorial,
526
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,960
where I'm going to teach you
527
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,000
how to photo-chop your photos.
528
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I'm Russian leader, Joseph Stalin.
529
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,520
With my help,
your photos will be getting...
530
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,480
...top MARX.
531
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:42,200
The results will really BOL-SHEVIK
your friends over!
532
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,320
But, seriously...
533
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,760
...the ability to erase someone
from history is a godlike power.
534
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,800
Let's get started!
535
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,320
OK, so, let's say you have a photo.
536
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,400
There's a problem... here.
537
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,360
Can you spot it?
538
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,200
That's Antipov.
539
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,800
He was a traitor.
540
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,720
We don't want him, do we?
541
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,720
So, just a chop, chop, chop...
542
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,920
...and boom!
543
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,040
{\an8}That's the photo and the
history corrected.
544
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,800
But, wait, there is
another problem...
545
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,560
...there.
546
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,160
That is Shvernik.
547
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,000
He was demoted.
548
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,320
It wouldn't look right
for him to be here.
549
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,640
Let's get to work...
550
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,000
...and paint him out of history.
551
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,160
{\an8}Ah, perfect.
552
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,160
Uh-oh! Who is this?
553
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,720
No, can't be Kirov, can it?
554
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,720
People said I had him shot later,
so it would be awkward
555
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,040
if there was a photo of us together.
556
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,760
There, at last...
557
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,960
...history as it should be.
558
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,560
{\an8}The perfect picture.
559
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,280
The picture you should have taken
in the first place, comrade camera.
560
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,240
If you weren't a traitor!
561
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,200
Ah! Who do you work for?!
562
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,160
Who do you work for?!
563
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,840
Who's laughing now, comrade camera?!
564
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,800
So, that's how you photo-chop your
photos to get rid of your enemies.
565
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,120
Don't forget to like and subscribe,
566
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,520
or I might have YOU erased
from history. Ha-ha-ha!
567
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,320
No, seriously...
568
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,760
...I might.
569
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,640
Hi, I'm Frederick Douglass...
570
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,080
Oh, hang on.
571
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:38,920
In the 19th century, I was the most
photographed man in all of America.
572
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,280
I knew how important it was to
be seen if you wanted people
573
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,840
to listen to your message,
and mine was an important message
574
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,840
of banning slavery.
575
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,040
To make sure I was taken seriously,
576
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,720
I always kept a straight face
when being photographed.
577
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,520
I was a slave myself when
I was younger, but I escaped.
578
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,720
So, how do you think I got away?
579
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,920
{\an8}Did I...?
580
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:21,120
The answer is A,
disguise myself as a sailor.
581
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,680
I even had to talk like a sailor
to flee safely - and it worked.
582
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,680
Once free, I travelled the world
to tell people my story,
583
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,960
inspiring others to join the
anti-slavery movement.
584
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,400
Now, that's something
to smile about.
585
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,080
Oh...
586
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,000
No, seriously...
587
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,440
...you can't use that one.
588
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,200
And that's nearly at the end
of our look at influencers.
589
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,040
But just in case you missed it,
here's some tips
590
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,200
on how to be a historical influencer.
591
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,640
Hit it!
592
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,680
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
593
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,840
I hope that's all clear.
594
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,160
Now, let's finish the show with
two of the biggest style icons
595
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:29,840
of the 18th century, Mary Robinson
and Georgiana Cavendish.
596
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,600
Huge fashionistas, they set
trends in everything from hats
597
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,200
to dresses, to giant wigs -
598
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,000
causing a stir wherever they went.
599
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,920
♪ They call me Perdita
600
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,800
♪ The mistress of George IV, yeah
601
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,560
♪ I wear a funky dress for you
602
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,840
♪ I walk down in my gear
603
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,800
♪ The people they stop
and cheer, dear
604
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,280
♪ I wrap my hands in fur for you
605
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,200
♪ And tighter and tighter
606
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,680
♪ I barely can breathe
607
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,640
♪ But how they love me
608
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,640
♪ No matter the scandal
All eyes are on me
609
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,640
♪ Oh, how they love me
610
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,440
♪ Whatever I put on
is the hit of the year
611
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,520
♪ It's me they copy
612
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,880
♪ Cos nothing says fashion
like me... ♪
613
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,280
Well, apart from me.
614
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,600
♪ I'm Duchess of Devonshire
615
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,440
♪ And everyone loves what I wear
616
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,760
♪ I wear a little hair for you
617
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,840
♪ It only takes horsehair
618
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,240
♪ Two hairdressers
and half the day, yeah
619
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,600
♪ I wear a little hair for you
620
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,480
♪ And higher and higher
621
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,200
♪ I stick in the bird
622
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,920
♪ Oh, how they love me
623
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,640
♪ And tighter and tighter
624
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,320
♪ I barely can breathe
625
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,160
♪ And how they love me
626
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800
♪ And higher and higher
627
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,320
♪ I stick in a ship
628
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,000
♪ Oh, how they love me
629
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,560
♪ And higher and higher
630
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,120
♪ No wig is too big
631
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,520
♪ Oh, how they love me
632
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,520
♪ We really made big hair a thing. ♪
633
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,280
So much bum, so much fart,
634
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,600
you couldn't tell bum from fart...
635
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,480
HE GIGGLES
636
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,960
Big... farty bum...
637
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,960
HE LAUGHS
638
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,560
♪ The past is no longer a mystery
639
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,120
♪ Hope you enjoyed...
640
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,440
♪ Horrible Histories. ♪
641
00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:44,040
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