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♪ Terrible Tudors, gorgeous
Georgians,
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♪ Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times
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♪ Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen, savage, fierce and
toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host, a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Welcome to...
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♪ Horrible Histories. ♪
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Horrible Histories presents...
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Hey, what's up?
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Tutankhamun here, 18-year-old
pharaoh of Egypt.
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Welcome to my crib!
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Or should I say crypt?
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As this is where
I'm coming when I'm dead.
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Awkward!
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Check these out. Socks and sandals
woven with gold.
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Feet on fleek!
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And what's this? Real leopard skin
and fake leopard skin.
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Bejewelled!
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I've got to look good when I die.
I'm going to be a god.
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And do you know what else
I've got to do?
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Accessorise!
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♪ Tutankhamun Ho!
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♪ Tutan, Tutan, Tutankhamun Ho!
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♪ Tutan, Tutan, Tutankhamun
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♪ Yo, here's the thing
Check out my bling
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♪ It's all tat-for-Tut
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♪ Got more illicit gifts
than Jabba The Hutt
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♪ Like this thing on my skin
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♪ So thin and leopard-y
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♪ Leopard wasn't real
So I was never in jeopardy
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♪ Your normal loincloth comes
with maybe 50 stitches
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♪ Look at mine, 200
In the house with my britches
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♪ I'm the head of the gang
Macho man, Mr Boss
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♪ Though I'm partial to a weave,
eye-liner and lip-gloss
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♪ Take one look at my togs
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♪ Everybody
loves my collection of gloves
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♪ Have a good look down there
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♪ I'm a king of stylish underwear
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♪ Listen to the people diss you
Everyone sing
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♪ You can't take it with you
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♪ But I say don't be gloomy
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♪ Look and see how my tomb is
so roomy
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♪ Tutan, Tutan, Tutankhamun
Ho!
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♪ So many things to show you as you
come into my portal
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♪ No idea how long before I wake
Cos I'm immortal
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♪ Got a jackal-headed God
With the funny pointed ears
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♪ These jars are for my organs
Lungs and stomach go in here
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♪ This little board of senet
Sure I'll get some games in
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♪ With no-one else to
play against I'm always going to win
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♪ Got this monogrammed fan
to help me keep a cool head
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♪ Cos you never know how hot
you're going to get
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♪ When you are dead
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♪ I'm going to pop my clogs
surrounded by gold and jewel dogs
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♪ Take away your breath
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♪ Oh, not literally, please
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♪ I'm scared of death
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♪ Hope is a mortal thing
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♪ It's true
Otherwise all this bling
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♪ Is fine for surviving captive
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♪ But personally
I'd rather live. ♪
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Ugh!
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It's true.
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When Tutankhamun died, aged just 19,
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he really was buried with a wardrobe
fit for a pharaoh,
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just so he could
show off in the afterlife.
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You know, maybe I could
learn a thing or two
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about fashion from history.
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Normally, the only things
I wear are the bits of bog roll
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that get stuck to me in the sewers.
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HE SNIFFS
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Oooh-hoo-hoo! I stink!
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But if you were partial to
a pong,
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luckily the Egyptians had an answer
to that too -
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one of the very first perfumes.
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From ancient Egypt comes
a new fragrance delivery system.
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Hello?
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Fat-Head.
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Is there someone there?
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Fat-Head.
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What is that alluring smell?
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Who are you?
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Fat-Head.
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That's an unfortunate name.
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Wow, you smell amazing.
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What is that on your head?
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Fat-Head sits in a cone on your head
and melts during the day,
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spreading the fatty
aroma across your skin.
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It's animal fat dripping
down my face, mixed with herbs.
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Shh!
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You had me at animal fat.
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Fat-Head.
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It's fat on your head.
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Fat-Head.
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Bit harsh.
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Senators Vespasionus and Antonius.
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Enter.
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With your permission,
can we just do it from over here?
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No, you cannot have my permission.
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Enter! Come closer to your emperor.
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Right. It's just these togas...
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RIPPING
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Senators, what are you doing?
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It's been a while since we've worn
these full five metre togas,
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Your Majesty.
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Your law insisting we wear them
is making things a little...tricky.
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The toga is meant to be complicated.
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Our control over the cloth
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represents our control
over the Empire.
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Walk with me. Do we have to?
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Since the time of the Etruscan
kings,
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the toga has commanded
respect and dignity,
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not to mention honour...
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CLINKS
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OK.
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We use the wool to support our
industries
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and the control we show when we fold
the toga
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represents our total
control over our people.
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Total control, yeah!
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Argh!
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Ahhh-ha-ha-ha.
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Reminds me of my uncle Quintus.
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It is essential to maintaining
the rule of law that all senators
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wear the toga while working.
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Now, leave me.
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We shall try, Your Majesty.
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RIPPING
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SOLDIER LAUGHS
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Right, that's it, soldier!
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The toga must be respected!
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I'll have your head for this!
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Oh! But first, how are you with
knots?
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Turns out rats and five
metres of toga fabric
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don't mix well either.
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Where is the door in this thing?
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Do you know, I don't think Roman
fashion is quite for me.
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But what about Viking fashion?
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When they invaded Britain, they made
quite an impact,
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and not just with their axes.
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Has anyone got any scissors?
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Who gave us Vikings
permission to be so gorgeous?
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Nobody. We didn't need it
and neither do you!
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Now, we just raided this village
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and we found this Saxon.
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That smells like a real ass.
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He means donkey! Cheeky boy!
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But we're going to give
this Saxon some sass.
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I know that we Vikings
have a reputation for burning farms
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and taking things, but we're
actually going to give you
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a heck of a lot of self esteem.
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Although, to be fair,
when we're finished,
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we probably will still burn down his
home and kill his family.
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We're totally crazy!
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Just try and take me
through what you're thinking
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with this because, I mean,
I've had helmet hair in the past,
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but this is ridiculous.
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It's just sort of normal
Saxon hairdo, isn't it?
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Hair-DO? More like hair-DON'T!
Am I right?
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You're single, you're desperate,
but don't worry, we're here to help.
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We are like family!
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Honestly, I'm fine as I am.
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Seriously.
Shush, when we're doing this.
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How do you think that us
Vikings get all the ladies?
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Kill their husbands?
Yes, we do do that a lot,
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but we also take something
that's called a bath.
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I take baths. Every single week?
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Sometimes. You know,
special occasions, weddings.
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People around here obviously
don't get married often!
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Do you know why? Because they
are filled with creepy crawlies.
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Let's get rid of these.
With this comb.
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And I'm thinking we're going to
turn these lank locks blonde,
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so it's popping!
With this special soap.
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Close your eyes. Why?
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I'm just going to remove
some of this bush.
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Ow! That really hurt!
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Not as much as having
your head cut off.
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Well, yeah, obviously, but, come on,
maybe that's enough now.
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Just getting some earwax
out with my tiny spoon.
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This is going great!
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When we first met Dave the Saxon,
he barely bathed
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and his haircut was totally 400 BC,
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but now look at him.
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OMV for Viking!
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Not only did we spruce him up
with some Viking soap
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and a hair comb, we gave him some
bang up-to-date threads
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and filed grooves in his teeth
to really glam up that growl.
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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Thanks, guys, I actually feel
really great about myself.
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And you look great.
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And we still have one
last surprise for you.
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Viking treasure?
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Or maybe some of that soap
so I can keep myself clean?
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No, we're not going to kill you!
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HE CHEERS
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Now go get yourself a Saxon woman.
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Hi, there. Viking!
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Oh.
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Hair still looks good.
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Yeah, plenty of body.
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If you think that's strange,
get a cartload of this.
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In the late Middle Ages,
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big foreheads were the in-thing
for posh women.
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And they went to some pretty extreme
and painful lengths
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to make themselves look good
before they went out.
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OK, girls.
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It's time to go out. We need to look
good, don't we?
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What's the big event?
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We're just going to walk
up and down town, very slowly,
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showing off our clothes,
like we usually do.
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Oh, what? To all the other people
walking up and down very slowly
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showing off their clothes?
Yes, babe.
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What is everyone
using to soften their skin?
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I used rose water on mine.
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I'm using boiled lemon rinds.
Nice!
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I washed in my own urine.
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You what, babe?
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Lemon rinds. I did the lemon one.
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OK. Oh, hey, can I borrow some
tweezers?
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Got to get that oval look, you know?
Are my brows too thick?
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No, babe.
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Not if you wanted to look like
a bear. Ha-ha-ha!
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Isabel knows what's up.
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Pow. Your eyes are like
a room without a roof.
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Oh, my gosh, thank you.
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Wait, we need to get pale first.
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Like a marble statue pale.
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What are you using?
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I'm using raw egg, lead and vinegar.
You?
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Oh, sour milk. Standard.
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Cecily? Cecily, why have you got
leeches in your ears, babe?
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Leeches are so natural and healthy,
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I barely feel like I'm going
to pass out.
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OK, babe. So, to really set off
this look, yeah,
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we've got the latest shoes
from Venice.
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Oh, my!
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Zoccoli!
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I call them chopines,
like the French do.
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Only the wealthiest
aristocrats wear these.
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Are these 20 inchers? Almost.
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We're going to look
so important in these.
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Hold on. Oh, no. Go together.
Go together. OK. All right?
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I am there.
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KNOCKS AT DOOR
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Oh, it's the boys! Come in!
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ALL MEN: Ladies.
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ALL WOMEN: Boys.
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You is looking fine.
Has you lot grown?
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It's our chopines.
255
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,760
Whoa. Sick. Those are lit.
256
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,840
And we're rocking our poulaines now.
257
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,680
Check it! Sweeeeeet.
258
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,960
Shall we?
259
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,040
ALL: Yes.
260
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,240
Can you come to me?
261
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,160
No, no, don't!
262
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,800
Ow, ow, ow!
263
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,720
Has anyone seen my leeches?
264
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,920
You know, those pointy poulaines,
they're not as stupid as they look.
265
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,520
No. In fact, they're pretty useful
down here in the sewer.
266
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,720
Mind you, they're pretty
dangerous if you're a fish.
267
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,320
Talking of danger, being ready for
battle back in the day
268
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,080
didn't mean you couldn't be
fashionable. Oh, no.
269
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,040
Pimped armour was big
business in Tudor times.
270
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,520
And two of the most
powerful men in Europe,
271
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,720
King Henry VIII and
the Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian,
272
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,440
they actually had a beef
as to whose was the best.
273
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,960
What's up, England?
274
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,520
This is your king speaking,
275
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,480
Henry V-three in the place to be.
276
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,520
I want to start by giving a big
shout out to my main man Maximilian,
277
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,480
the Holy Roman Emperor,
and general all-round dude.
278
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,600
Check out what he sent me.
279
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,280
So cool! He has the best armour
makers.
280
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,760
You can't get it in
the shops, so don't try.
281
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,800
Peace out.
282
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,840
Hello, everyone. Maximilian I, here.
283
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,240
So pleased to hear that my friend
Henry VIII likes his armour.
284
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,960
Mostly my own work, actually.
285
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,000
If you want to read more about
my skills as an armourer,
286
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,600
then why not check out
The White King.
287
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,640
All my personal
techniques are in here.
288
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,720
I guess my armour is the...
289
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,640
What do you mean, they've gone?
290
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,200
What up, subjects?
291
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,720
Henry VIII fans, I am so excited.
292
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,600
I've hired some new armourers,
and check out what they made me.
293
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,480
MUFFLED SPEECH: Isn't this amazing?
294
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,600
Isn't this amazing? Shaboy!
295
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,720
Can we invade somewhere? No?
OK. Peace out.
296
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,160
He stole my armourers.
297
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,600
I thought we were BKFs,
Best Kings Forever.
298
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,680
Henry, you know, good luck
living with yourself.
299
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,960
Maxi I out.
300
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,000
Whatever. He said he made
the armour.
301
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,600
It is in his book. So what's the
problem?
302
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,040
Unless he's exaggerating,
303
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,120
and it was his guys doing all
the work.
304
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,440
Am I right, Maximili-liar?
305
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,600
He is what? Dead?
306
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,960
I've just heard that Maximilian I,
Holy Roman Emperor
307
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,560
and good friend of mine, has died.
308
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,000
How did he die? Injuries from
falling off his horse?
309
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,920
Armour a bit heavy, was it?
310
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,840
I mean, come on.
311
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,200
And, of course, commiserations
to the family.
312
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,360
Your father was a great man.
313
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,880
And the second greatest
armourer ever.
314
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,400
Peace out.
315
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,160
I like your necklace. Oh, thank you.
316
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,400
Your Majesty.
317
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,160
SHE LAUGHS
318
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,680
No, I'm not the Queen.
319
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,480
Oh! Your Majesty.
320
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,760
No, no. That's not the Queen either.
321
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,160
Oh! That's the Queen.
322
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,160
Oh, dear. What this?
323
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,080
I'm Esme, Your Majesty,
your new lady-in-waiting.
324
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,400
What are you waiting for?
325
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,520
The fashion police
to come and arrest you? Ha.
326
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,800
Don't worry, babes.
I'll sort you out.
327
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,240
So, what are we going for?
Jet black, blonde?
328
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,120
THEY LAUGH
329
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,960
I'm only messing with you.
I'll mix up some red hair dye.
330
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,880
Like the Queen. If you want to get
ahead, you've got to go red!
331
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:34,240
Here we are. Some cumin,
saffron, celandine.
332
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,320
Oh, lovely.
333
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,200
And some toxic sulphur powder.
334
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,760
SHE GAGS
335
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,720
And you need to be paler.
336
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,400
I'll just pluck off your eyebrows.
337
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,040
Put a bit of white lead and
vinegar foundation on,
338
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,760
bit of rouge, and you'll feel
like a queen.
339
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,200
That sounds...
340
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:54,080
SHE RETCHES
341
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,000
Come on, then. It's time to meet
the Queen.
342
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,360
THE QUEEN: So I cut off his head.
343
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,840
LAUGHTER
344
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,480
Your Majesty.
Your new lady-in-waiting.
345
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,440
Oh, goodness, what have you come as?
346
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,480
Uh?
347
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,600
I'm joking.
348
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,120
SUBJECTS LAUGH
349
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,560
I love the look.
TeamRedhead.
350
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,560
Ah!
351
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,040
Very natural looking, hm?
352
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,800
Of course, mine really is natural.
353
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,400
Yes, I just woke up like this.
354
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,440
SOMEONE SNORTS
355
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,480
Who laughed?
356
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,440
Oh, look! Your nose is bleeding.
357
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,280
Is it?
358
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,680
Yes. Oh, dear.
359
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,920
I'm rather faint.
360
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,720
Typical superfan,
overwhelmed by my complexion.
361
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,400
Well, take her away.
She's bleeding on my shoe.
362
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,240
You might think fancy dress parties
were a modern invention.
363
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,480
But, even in Georgian times,
364
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,840
people liked to dress
up in funny costumes.
365
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,960
King Louis XV of France
and his mistress, Madame Pompadour,
366
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,640
met at a masked ball.
367
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,760
She was dressed as a simple
shepherdess,
368
00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:01,080
while his costume was "hedging"
toward something even more unusual.
369
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,440
Your Majesty, Madame de Pompadour.
370
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,000
Madame de Pompadour, His Majesty
Louis XV of France.
371
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,040
SHEEP BLEATS
372
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,280
Hello.
373
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,240
Is the king invisible?
374
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,840
What game is this?
375
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,200
Bonjour, Madame Pompadour.
376
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,000
Sacre bleu. He is invisible.
377
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,880
No, Madame. Here I am.
378
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,800
Ah! A talking hedge!
Do not be alarmed.
379
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,320
It is I, King Louis XV.
380
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,280
Hello! I and seven of my courtiers
have come to the ball
381
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,440
dressed as hedges.
382
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,240
Say bonjour, monsieurs.
383
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,600
Ah, possibly that is a real hedge.
384
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,480
But why, my king, have you come
dressed in this bushy manner?
385
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,640
It is so that I may meet beautiful
ladies like yourself,
386
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,320
unseen by prying eyes,
especially the Queen's prying eyes.
387
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,400
I do not care who sees us,
Your Majesty.
388
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,400
Come to me! Ow, twig!
389
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,480
Pardon, Madame. I need pruning.
390
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,640
Not for me, Your Majesty.
Oh, gardener!
391
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,440
A world of brambles
could not come between us.
392
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,840
We shall be lovers for life.
393
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,080
Oh, run your branches
through my hair!
394
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,080
What is this?
395
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,120
I am gone a few seconds
396
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,360
and then you make the passion
with my courtier?
397
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,960
Ugh, Monsieur!
398
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,880
Ah, no, that is a real bush again.
399
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,600
This time I shall make no mistake.
400
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,960
Oh, Madame.
401
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,440
Your Majesty!
402
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,960
TRICKLING
403
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,240
Oh! Oh, my love.
404
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,160
Is it raining?
405
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,160
It smells like...
406
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,280
What are you doing!?
407
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,640
Get out of here!
408
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,720
Go behind the curtains
like everyone else.
409
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,960
Run your branches through my hair.
410
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,920
No, my love,
that is a real bush again.
411
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,400
I know.
412
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,240
Flamboyant costumes were all
the rage in the late 18th century.
413
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,480
And none more so than those
worn by the Macaronis,
414
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,560
whose wigs and make-up
were ridiculous
415
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,240
even by Georgian standards.
416
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,600
Fashion was becoming
more and more extreme,
417
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,000
until a trendsetter
called Beau Brummell
418
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,240
helped to change everything.
419
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,280
Oh, my garters.
420
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,960
Tonight is going to be rah.
421
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,600
Because I spy the absolute
Lord of Banter.
422
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,080
HE LAUGHS
423
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,520
Just to be clear, though,
I am the Lord of Shropshire.
424
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,960
Oh, I know. Just to be clear. Jokes.
425
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,840
Hey, mate, what happened, did your
wig, like, shrink in the wash?
426
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,440
Mate, I'm only half-dressed.
427
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,720
Giles! Yes, coming.
428
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,280
Living the dream.
429
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,400
OK. You're welcome.
430
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:49,080
Oh, mate, that barnet is on fleek.
No, it's on my head.
431
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,280
THEY LAUGH
432
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,280
Oh, mate, look, look, look.
433
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,400
Buckle brogues. Buckle brogues. Yah.
434
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,720
Whoa, don't scuff my butts.
435
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,960
Buttons. Oh, right. Good point.
436
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,440
Man got to keep them fresh.
437
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,120
Um. Ask me the time.
438
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,320
What's the time?
439
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,360
Don't know, never learned
to tell it.
440
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,320
But check my new buttons. Why?
441
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,240
Cos they're clocks. Oh, nice.
442
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,280
That's why I said about the time.
443
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,520
They're going to slay.
444
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,640
Oh, and mate, need any cotton balls?
445
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,240
I'm just going to stuff my face.
446
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,400
Mate, jealous of the puffy face.
447
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,280
Where is Cuthbert? Cos he might
be missing all the jokes.
448
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,960
Good day, gentlemen.
449
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,840
Oh, my days.
450
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,400
You can't go like that,
your clothes are looking mank.
451
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,160
OMG. Are you a dandy now?
452
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,320
Quite right, Bartholomew.
I was once a Macaroni like you,
453
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,680
and now I'm a dandy.
454
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,480
Beau Brammell introduced
me to the style.
455
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,480
It's quite the thing.
Apologies for the late arrival.
456
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,480
I was bathing.
But you had a bath yesterday.
457
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,320
I bathe every day now.
458
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,160
Why? Seriously?!
459
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,840
Mm-hm. What's more, it took me four
hours to choose the perfect cravat
460
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,200
and polish my shoes in champagne.
461
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,480
Whoa. They look sticky to me.
462
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,800
Not to cast aspersions, gentlemen,
463
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,600
but I was rather feeling ready
for a style
464
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,640
that was a little less silly.
465
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,240
Hold me back, bruv.
466
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,880
Don't do it, he's not worth it.
467
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,040
Ow, ow. Sorry.
468
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,920
Your wig, sir.
469
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,600
Do you want me to secure
it to the top,
470
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,760
or are you going to plonk it on
and hope for the best?
471
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,760
Of course I don't want you to,
don't be so silly. Leave us!
472
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,280
So saucy.
473
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,720
Shall we, gentlemen?
474
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,480
I just swallowed my cotton balls.
475
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,440
MUFFLED SPEECH
476
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,440
SPITS
477
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,720
I said I can see why this look
went out of fashion.
478
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,080
Being stylish in Victorian times
wasn't easy either,
479
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,240
especially when the latest clothing
caused quite a stir.
480
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,680
You know what? I don't think
I've got the neck muscles
481
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,920
for this wig after all.
It's rather heavy.
482
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,200
Ugh!
483
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,240
SPLASH
484
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,120
Where do you think you're going
dressed like that, young lady?
485
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,320
But, Daddy, they're just bloomers.
486
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,720
All the girls nowadays
are wearing them.
487
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,080
Just bloomers?
488
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,160
You're practically dressed like
a man. If you go out like that,
489
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,120
people will be discussing
the size of your ankles.
490
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,600
No, no, no. What's next?
491
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,320
A cane and a bicycle?
492
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,280
Actually, yes. No, no.
493
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,400
You get up those stairs right now
and dress like a proper young lady!
494
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,600
But, Daddy, it's the 1890s.
495
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,280
You can borrow one of my corsets
if you like, darling.
496
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,360
You're both so old-fashioned.
497
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,920
I hate you!
498
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,600
Young women these days.
499
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,600
Bloomers indeed.
500
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,320
Whatever will they think of next?
501
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,480
Hm. Where do you think you're going
dressed like that, young lady?
502
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,640
But Daddy, it's just a dress.
503
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,920
All the girls are
wearing them nowadays.
504
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,320
Just a dress?
505
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,120
You can practically
see your knees in it.
506
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,000
I mean, what's next?
A bobbed haircut?
507
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,080
Oh!
508
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,760
Right, you will go upstairs
509
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,440
and you will put on something
more appropriate, young lady.
510
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,800
But, Daddy, it's the 1920s.
511
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,400
You can borrow a pair of my bloomers
if you like, darling.
512
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,360
You're both so old-fashioned.
I hate you.
513
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,960
Young women these days.
514
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,400
Knee-length skirts, indeed.
515
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,280
Whatever will they think of next?
516
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,600
Hi, guys.
517
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,320
And welcome to our GloomTube
channel,
518
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:41,360
where, no matter what time it is,
it's always mourning. Sad face.
519
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,920
Yes, we're going to show you,
our Victorian mourners,
520
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,680
how to dress after death,
521
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,320
because the fun doesn't
just stop at the...
522
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,080
No, Lily.
523
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,400
That's what I say.
524
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,240
I have been in mourning
for just eight years.
525
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,880
Are you OK, hun?
526
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,440
I am OK, Violet. Can I tell you why?
527
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,920
It's because black doesn't
have to mean boring.
528
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,160
I got these jet earrings.
529
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,080
You can personalise them with a lock
of the deceased's hair.
530
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,400
Oh, nice.
531
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,920
And the earrings don't come
with a dead person's hair in them.
532
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,600
You're going to have to get that
from the dead person themselves,
533
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,680
or from a...
534
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,000
BOTH: Specialist catalogue.
535
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,560
Obviously, we've been
in mourning for ages.
536
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,160
But, if you're new to it,
firstly, I'm sorry for your loss.
537
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,920
Secondly, do remember
to stick to plain fabrics
538
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,240
for as long as poss.
539
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,560
I like to say...
540
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,160
All of this stuff is available
to buy,
541
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,440
if you just click on the link below.
542
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,440
And we have 10% off today.
543
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,280
Just type in the offer code "waaa".
544
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,680
And there's three As in "waaa".
545
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,320
We also have these
sad times notelets.
546
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,560
Oh, cute!
547
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,960
And a lovely little angel,
just in the...
548
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,440
SHE SNEEZES
549
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,720
Oh, dear.
550
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,880
Hm.
551
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,360
Your husband's was that colour
552
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,880
just before he died, wasn't it?
553
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,640
Ugh. Bleugh.
554
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,880
Looks like I've got an excellent
excuse to go shopping again.
555
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,040
So, join us...
556
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,680
Sorry, me, next time,
557
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,640
when I'll be covering Victorian
corpse photography.
558
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,960
Selfie!
559
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,160
Where do you think you're going
dressed like that, young lady?
560
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,280
But, Daddy, it's just
jeans and a T-shirt.
561
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,960
Everyone's wearing them nowadays.
562
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,160
A T-shirt is men's underwear.
563
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,880
Go upstairs and put
on something appropriate.
564
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,040
Daddy, it's the 1950s.
565
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,080
You can borrow one of my
knee-length skirts,
566
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,560
if you like, darling.
567
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,280
Ugh. I hate you!
568
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,200
I'm glad we didn't have shocking
fashion
569
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,720
like that in our day, darling.
570
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,040
Me too, dear.
571
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,760
Although I do rather fancy
one of those bikinis.
572
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,680
Mary!
573
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,440
Oh, for goodness' sake,
574
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,960
there's got to be something
here somewhere.
575
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,600
Ooh. Yes!
576
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,360
This.
577
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,000
What think?
578
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,880
What about this one? No?
579
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,760
Peace, man.
580
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,240
Suit yourself.
581
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,680
Oh, who am I kidding? I look
ridiculous in these clothes.
582
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,280
There's only one historical
fashion that suits a rat.
583
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,440
It's the gym clothes of the Romans
584
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,480
and the official dress
of the Olympic Games.
585
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,240
Ta-dah!
586
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,520
That's right, yeah, nothing.
587
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,560
Just my very own
built-in woolly onesie.
588
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,320
Yeah, from now on, I'm leaving
the fashion to the professionals.
589
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Like one of the most famous fashion
designers in history, Coco Chanel.
590
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,200
She almost single-handedly
revolutionised fashion for women
591
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:41,000
in the 20th century with clothes
that were stylish and comfortable.
592
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,960
And her fashion ideas still
inspire people today.
593
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,400
HE SNIFFS
594
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,960
I think my onesie might
need washing.
595
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,000
♪ Sent to an orphanage
at 12 years old
596
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,880
♪ Was better than being
hungry and cold
597
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,680
♪ The nuns inspire me
and teach me to sew
598
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,440
♪ Then I work in the cabaret
They call me Coco
599
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,680
♪ I develop something
of a millinery talent
600
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,560
♪ So I own the head shop
Tres magnificent
601
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,400
♪ People love my designs
They think they're cool
602
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,880
♪ So I start making clothes
which break all the rules
603
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,360
♪ Coco Chanel
Can't help it if they stop and stare
604
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:37,160
♪ Coco Chanel
The original influencer
605
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,280
♪ Got burned on the beach
Wasn't what I was planning
606
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:51,160
♪ People loved it so much
I invented sun-tanning
607
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,680
♪ What's with the corset?
It's not for me
608
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,280
♪ I change designs
so things are comfy
609
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,800
♪ I like to wear trousers
Casual and sporty
610
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,600
♪ I make them from jersey
They're a little bit naughty
611
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,440
♪ All the fruitful fashion
I think it's a mess
612
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,960
♪ But I also invent
the little black dress
613
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,400
♪ Coco Chanel
614
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,720
♪ Can't help it if I'm quirky
615
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,520
♪ Coco Chanel
616
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,160
♪ And my bob is super perky
617
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,080
♪ In 1921, I decided to invent
618
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,040
♪ The ultimate in female scent
619
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,480
♪ And still to this day
Many people, where they go
620
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,920
♪ They add a little
dab of my No 5 perfume
621
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,840
♪ In World War II,
France was occupied
622
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,360
♪ I had a Nazi boyfriend
For him I spied
623
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,880
♪ Took a while to bounce
back from this
624
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,840
♪ Walked out in the end
I was living in The Ritz
625
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,360
♪ Still making new
collections age 71
626
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,080
♪ I'll work till I die
but I had a good run
627
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,760
♪ Popularised costume jewellery
628
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,280
♪ And the little pretty bag
That was also me
629
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,200
♪ Coco Chanel
630
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,080
♪ And this was
all about me
631
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,040
♪ Coco Chanel
632
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,440
♪ And I was
revolutionary. ♪
633
00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:26,040
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