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That's in touch, and
that's full time.
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Better luck next time, buddy.
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Three cheers for the
south London stags.
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Hip hip... Hooray.
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- Hip hip.
- Hooray.
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- Good game, boys.
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Chin up, boys.
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That was a great game.
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Yeah, it was close, so I
don't want you worrying
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about the score line.
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Those fat, straight old blokes,
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they've been playing a
lot longer than you have.
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But, as first games go, it
was really fucking great.
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You were aggressive, you
supported each other,
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and you held your own against
a much more experienced side.
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It's a great start to the
season, and you know what?
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Come on.
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I'm fucking excited.
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Shower up, and lets go
and have a few beers.
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- Think he's paying?
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- Eating for two, babe?
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- I don't want to
become a skinny bitch
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like one of this lot.
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Carbs!
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- Ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm going to jump straight
in and say a big thank you
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to our hosts, the Rochester
boys, for the rugby lesson,
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and most generous hospitality.
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It's much appreciated.
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I promise we'll return
the favor at our place,
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on both fronts,
when the time comes.
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Now, for man of the match,
it was an easy choice
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to set the tone for this season.
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This man put in an
incredibly tenacious
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and creative performance,
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and he might even have won
it for us at the end there,
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if he just looked inside.
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No, but really,
really great work,
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and I can see that
you're going to be
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a big asset for us this season.
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So, well done, Mark Newton.
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And my first dick of the day
award goes to the only man
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I've ever known to tackle
one of his own players.
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- Ah fuck.
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I hit my head
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He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
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he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey.
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He's never lonely
when we are with him,
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and he knows how to put a pint
away, pint away, pint away,
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pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away.
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You didn't get any
pictures today? Mark.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really
in the mood after the game,
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to be honest.
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- Shame. That ref would
have made a nice picture.
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0h, he was hot.
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Shall I book us
tickets for tomorrow?
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What do you fancy seeing?
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- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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- Look, I can't.
Ricky's coming over.
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- Cumming? It's been
a while, hasn't it?
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Hasn't it healed over by
now? Isn't there cobwebs?
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- Yeah, and spiders. I bet
there's spiders in there and all.
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- Piss off.
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I don't know about you,
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but I would kill my
firstborn for a mojito.
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Firstborn what?
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Cocktails at the
clubhouse. You'll be lucky.
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- Ugh
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- yeah, I'll buy you a pint.
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Look, I agreed to
your little project
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to train up new players
to eventually join
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and benefit the a squad,
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not to burn through
our limited funds
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with a whole other
separate team,
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and carting them off- -
yeah, but just recruiting
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experienced players isn't
going to put us on the map.
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- We're already on the map.
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The a's win almost
all their games.
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For years, we fought tooth and
nail to get the recognition
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and respect that we now
have as a serious club,
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not some novelty act.
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I won't go back to that.
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- And having a b team
that loses a few games
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isn't going to change anything.
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They just need a bit of time.
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It was their first
game of the season.
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Please, Barry.
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- Just be sure that you're
not letting your pride
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drag our name through the dirt.
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- Cunts. Like they
own the place.
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- Deep breaths, pinky.
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- I'm from the as. Watch us
wave our big dicks about.
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- Trust me, I've
seen a few of them,
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and they're not all
worth writing home about.
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- They're not all
cunts, you know.
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- Oh yeah? Is that why you
dropped down to play with us?
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See, now there we go.
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Cheers, boys.
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- So, they won then?
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Of course they did.
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You can smell the
smugness in the air.
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Do they even like each other?
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No. Not really.
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- What's the
fucking point, then?
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- It's just a different
mentality, isn't it?
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That's why they keep
winning, I guess.
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- You are such a size queen.
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She doesn't even care
who it's attached to,
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as it needs a whole
tub of lube to fit
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into that tight
little arse of hers.
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- Honey, at least I
have an arse, okay?
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I don't even know what you
call that mound of sand
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hanging off your back.
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Now, you see that guy?
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- What, the muscle daddy?
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Mhmm.
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Saw him at the urinals earlier.
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I checked out the goods.
The homework is done.
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Now, I just have to
hand in my assignment,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'm glad to see all those
years in English school paid up,
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I really am.
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- Watch it, mate.
- Sorry.
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Henry, Henry.
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With me, alright?
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Jesus.
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Henry, how much have you had?
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I, er...
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Shall I get you some
water, or something?
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No, just leave. Please, go. Go.
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- You're Mark Newton, right?
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- Yeah, that's right.
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- I've heard a lot of
good things about you.
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- Who from?
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Man of the match today. Not bad.
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- That?
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- No, well done. I'm Warren.
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- Are you in the a squad?
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I mean, I saw you at
the clubhouse earlier,
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but I've not seen
you round before.
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- Yeah, I've been out for
a while with an injury.
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Fucked my leg, but I'm back
and fit to play again now.
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- Clearly.
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- Do you want a drink?
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- Sure.
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Two shots of Tequila.
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You serious?
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- Puts hairs on your chest.
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- Oh, is that something
I want, is it?
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- You tell me.
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- I didn't realize you lot
spoke to us lowly mortals.
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- We make exceptions
for certain people.
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- Is that right? I'm honored.
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- As you should be.
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Yeah?
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Well, you certainly live
up to the stereotype.
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- Devilishly handsome?
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- Full of yourselves.
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- I'm hurt.
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- Really? I didn't realize
you as bruised so easily.
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That must make things
a bit impractical, no?
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- Do you even get
bruised in the b team?
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Doesn't that involve
taking some hits first?
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- You're a piece of
work, you know that?
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Enjoy the rest of your night.
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Henry?
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- Fuck.
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- Everything all right?
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- You shouldn't have
brought me here.
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- Excuse me?
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Where's my wallet?
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- Why are you in such a rush?
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Hey.
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- Bye.
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Oh, wow.
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You really are living up to
the a-squad-a-hole stereotype,
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aren't you?
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- I have a boyfriend.
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- Well that might have been
useful information last night,
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don't you think?
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- You never asked.
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When was I supposed to do that?
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Before or after you
cornered me in a toilet
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and stuck your tongue
down my throat?
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- He's a stag.
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- Who?
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John penrose. He's in my team-
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- yeah, I know who he is.
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Yeah, well he can't
find out about this,
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so don't fucking tell him
or anyone, you hear me?
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Relax, Jesus, I won't.
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I'm serious.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
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- Look, I don't mean to be-
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- just go, all right?
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Go on.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
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You eaten?
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No, not really.
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- You look rough.
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- Thank you. I
went outlast night.
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- With your pretend rugby team?
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- And how was your flight?
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Did you bring one of them home?
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Richard, do we really
going to do this right now?
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You've literally just
walked in the door.
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Well, you're going to love
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what I've got to say next.
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I've got to go away
again in two days.
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- You serious?
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- For a month.
- A month?
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Are you joking?
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Flight's booked on Tuesday.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, where did you
end up Saturday night?
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You disappeared.
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- Just home. I tried
looking for you, but-
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- It's fine. I was
just a bit smashed.
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- I'll say.
- That's one word for it.
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What was his name again?
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- What's this?
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You've got to hear this.
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No, he doesn't, actually.
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So this one was stumbling about,
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saying he was leaving,
but before he goes,
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he runs into the guy that
Neil's been making out with
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all night.
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Oh Henry, no.
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Yeah. Sloppy seconds.
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- Gareth really pisses me off.
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- That's just him.
- Nobody actually cares.
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-I do.
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- Okay.
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Was this guy really that bad?
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- No, mate. Worse.
- It was not my finest moment.
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Jog back, jog back.
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Right, excellent.
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Keep it low, guys.
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Good, smash, good.
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That's it, good hit.
That's it. Well done. Good.
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Hit! Good hit. Good hit.
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Try and keep driving
through all the way.
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Good, excellent. Good hit.
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Okay, it's your mother
in law. Give her a hit.
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Good, good. That's it.
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A squad, over with
me, far pitch, please.
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- Rich?
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00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,333
- Hey.
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- I can stand here and smile
at you all night, if you like.
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- Sorry, come in.
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Wow.
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That's really something.
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- Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old.
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- How can you afford this place?
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00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:19,749
Well, actually, it's
my partner Richard's.
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What? You never asked either.
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You know, I think I can
see my place from here.
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All the way down there, with
the other little people.
260
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,707
- Do you want a drink?
261
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:39,583
- Actually. An attempt
to redeem myself.
262
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,750
Sorry about Sunday.
263
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:48,333
- Thanks. I wasn't really
expecting you to message me.
264
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,624
I felt bad about
not doing it before.
265
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,582
I didn't really like
how things were left.
266
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:01,249
- I have been thinking
about you, I suppose.
267
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,250
- Really?
268
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:06,875
I've barely thought
about you at all.
269
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,707
So, how long have
you been together?
270
00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,291
- About 4 years.
271
00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:17,166
Okay. But you guys are open?
272
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,041
- Yeah, obviously.
273
00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,249
- I don't think John
would ever agree to that.
274
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,582
So, you just do it
behind his back instead?
275
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,416
Hey. That's never happened
before. I mean it.
276
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,457
- Okay, all right.
- No need to get defensive.
277
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,458
- I'm not.
278
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,083
I'm really not.
279
00:26:33,084 --> 00:26:35,167
- Okay. I'm only teasing.
280
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,667
- So, do you have rules
or something, then?
281
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,707
- Actually, yeah. But
they're all Richard's ones.
282
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,124
- What? No sleeping
with rugby players?
283
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:54,499
- Surprisingly, that's
actually not one of them.
284
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,874
Although that is the
only reason he thinks
285
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,541
I joined the stags.
286
00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,041
- Well, is it?
287
00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:00,042
- No.
288
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,791
- So, why did you, then?
- Did you play at school?
289
00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:08,207
- I bet you were
very good at school.
290
00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,957
You were, weren't you?
291
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,792
Typical a team player.
292
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,916
- You guys really
don't like us, do you?
293
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:17,541
- Well you don't
really help yourselves.
294
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:21,416
Speaking of which, I saw
you and John at training.
295
00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,333
- Oh. The happy couple?
296
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:25,458
- You tell me.
297
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,041
- So, what were
those rules again?
298
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,624
Of your open relationship.
299
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625
- Okay.
300
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,249
So, no one we know.
301
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:42,542
I have to tell rich about
anyone that I sleep with.
302
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:44,958
- And, um
303
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,958
- and?
304
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,332
- And no repeat visits.
305
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:54,417
- Is that so?
306
00:27:56,542 --> 00:28:01,208
So, I'm guessing Richard knows
I'm coming round tonight?
307
00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:04,042
- Not exactly, no.
308
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:08,625
- But he knows about
Saturday night?
309
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,916
Breaking all the rules. We're
doing so well, aren't we?
310
00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:18,917
- Shut up.
311
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,417
- So, I guess you could say
312
00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:25,207
that we're not the
perfect couple either.
313
00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,916
- Well, if I were him
I'd kick your arse
314
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,166
out of this fancy place.
315
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,874
- It's a good thing you're
not him, then, isn't it?
316
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:34,707
- Yeah, you wouldn't want
to get involved. I'm awful.
317
00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:35,708
- Oh yeah?
318
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,541
- Yeah, definitely not.
319
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,582
- I should just stay clear.
320
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,457
- Probably best.
321
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,458
- Probably.
322
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,749
- You're going to be trouble.
323
00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,957
Drive through. Drive it up.
324
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,374
Keep your back straight, guys.
325
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,582
Ready, ready, ready, go.
326
00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,624
Ready, ready, ready.
327
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,207
Good, remember, enter the tackle
328
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,957
with your leading leg, so
you control the contact.
329
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:44,792
Okay?
330
00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:47,082
Ready, ready, ready, go.
331
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:49,207
That's it.
332
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,707
Good, good, good,
good, well done.
333
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:53,458
Ready, ready, ready, up!
334
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,582
Easy, pinky.
335
00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,249
All right, China cloll.
336
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,666
Ready, ready, ready, go.
337
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,457
Ready, ready, ready, go.
338
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:04,958
A squad.
339
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,167
- I'm not going to lie, pinky.
340
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:15,416
Watching gareth bitch and
moan when you took him down,
341
00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:17,916
it made me feel all
kinds of warm inside.
342
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,000
- It was good, wasn't it?
343
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,374
- Get off.
344
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,749
- All right, man. Calm down.
345
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,917
- Hello, John.
346
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:27,666
Warren, you're back?
347
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,583
Yeah.
348
00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,041
I've been given the all
clear to play again.
349
00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,749
- So he says, anyway.
350
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,624
Oh, John, these
are my teammates.
351
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,082
This is pinky and Mark.
352
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:39,457
- Pinky, Mark? I'm John,
this is Warren, my partner.
353
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,916
- Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky.
354
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,707
Warren and I are talking
about going for some food,
355
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,957
you guys want to join?
356
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:46,833
- I'd love to.
357
00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:47,999
Oh, I've got to head off.
358
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,791
Got work to do before bed.
359
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,666
- Yeah, no, I should probably
head off too, actually.
360
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,416
Oh, come on, Mark.
361
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,499
He was just moaning
that he was starving.
362
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,957
Where were you thinking?
363
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:59,249
- Somewhere local.
364
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,750
- Somewhere local?
365
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,458
- Yeah, sure. Let's.
366
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,333
Yeah
367
00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,499
I know somewhere lovely.
368
00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,624
- It was the way she came
down and leered at us
369
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,708
as we came off the pitch.
370
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,207
No, but at least we
had supporters, though.
371
00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,499
- True.
372
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,457
God, I miss being a student.
373
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,207
Well, you still
drink like you are.
374
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,624
Don't you want to settle down,
375
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,791
and have a nice man
and a dog someday?
376
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,332
What, and end up like this one?
377
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041
- Henry.
- Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
378
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,292
All chained up and unhappy.
379
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:41,874
No, no, there is still far
too much exploring to do.
380
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,916
- Okay, Columbus. I think
that's enough, mate.
381
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:44,957
- What the fuck?
382
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,124
It's true, man.
383
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,749
Your teeth have reached a
delightful shade of Merlot.
384
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:51,957
Who the fuck are you?
The fucking tooth fairy?
385
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,124
Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Mark.
386
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,666
It'd be nice to meet
Richard sometime.
387
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,166
- Now, speaking of
the tooth fairy.
388
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:03,416
You never see him.
389
00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:06,000
But there's always
money under the pillow.
390
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,332
Okay, bill please?
391
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,416
Come on, come on.
392
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:11,416
Look, look, he doesn't
come to any of his games.
393
00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,666
None of them, but
it's fine, because,
394
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,624
"we're in a long
distance relationship.'I
395
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,249
Henry, that's enough.
That's enough.
396
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,250
- Okay.
397
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,249
He gets by with the
occasional fuck on the side
398
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,749
to keep him going-Enough.
399
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750
Leave it.
400
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,708
Henry, never change, man.
401
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:39,499
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You all right?
402
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,417
- Yeah.
- Stand up.
403
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,667
Come on. Right.
404
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,791
- All right?
405
00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,708
- God, I wanted to die.
406
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:53,374
Really? I thought it was hot.
407
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:57,916
- What is wrong with you?
- What about that was hot?
408
00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,457
- Henry has a lot to say
for himself, doesn't he?
409
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:00,292
- What were you thinking,
410
00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:02,957
inviting me out to dinner
with your fucking boyfriend?
411
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,916
- It's just another stag,
and one of Henry's friends.
412
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,291
- I don't care. I don't care.
413
00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:10,082
Christ, I was bursting
out of my skin.
414
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:14,666
- I was bursting out of my
pants. I still fucking am.
415
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:16,166
- You're unbelievable.
416
00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:17,249
Guys, man.
417
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,457
Are you both going to leave me
here with this human puddle?
418
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,624
- Yeah, I'll order a taxi now.
419
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,625
- Taxi.
420
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:25,166
What are you doing this week?
421
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,416
I want to take you out.
422
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,957
Guys.
423
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:30,874
- I'm doing it. Are
you fucking serious?
424
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,125
Taxi.
425
00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,749
- Is that a yes?
426
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,833
- Yes, all right.
Just shut up, okay?
427
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:45,958
God.
428
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,832
Cried my eyes out during that.
429
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,667
- You're joking.
It was so boring.
430
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,249
I'm choosing the next one.
431
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,292
- How could you not cry
when his mother died?
432
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,125
I don't know.
433
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,874
Maybe because I'm not
tired and over-emotional?
434
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,874
Who's that?
435
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,624
- It's nothing.
436
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,458
- Richard?
437
00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:12,499
- What?
438
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,249
Richard.
439
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,624
- Er, no. Um-
440
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,541
look, I'm sorry, I've got to go.
441
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,375
- What?
442
00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,499
- It's work.
Something's come up.
443
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,707
I've got to go deal with it.
444
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,708
- Oh, okay.
445
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,457
Right, well, I guess
I'll see you at training.
446
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,542
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
447
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:01,667
- You are late.
448
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,875
- You are early.
449
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,208
- Come on.
450
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:21,750
- You know, I haven't been to
the fair since I was a kid.
451
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,875
- Yes.
452
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,625
No, I'm not going on that.
453
00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,707
No, I'm not going on that.
454
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,249
- Live a little. It'll be fun.
455
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,250
- No.
456
00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:37,791
No, wait, Warren, I...
457
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,042
- Let's go back to yours.
458
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:54,875
- Okay?
459
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,333
- Yeah.
460
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,457
- Are you staying over?
461
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:08,500
I can't. Sorry.
462
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,917
- No it's fine. I understand.
463
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:24,000
Why do you stay with him?
464
00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:26,707
- I could ask you
the same thing.
465
00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:28,625
- Yeah, I know, I know.
466
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,083
But like,
467
00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:34,166
- but like, why do
you stay together
468
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,249
when you know
things aren't right?
469
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:41,167
- Is this about you and
Richard or me and John?
470
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,292
- A bit of both, maybe?
471
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,041
- Do we have to talk about this?
472
00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,499
- No, no, of course not.
473
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,667
Forget I said anything.
474
00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:01,291
- Okay. Five years ago-
- oh god, I'm getting
475
00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:03,249
the full story aren't I?
476
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,250
- Shh!
477
00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:06,749
- Five years ago- -
look I take it back,
478
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,583
I take it back.
479
00:39:07,584 --> 00:39:09,166
I wish I'd never
asked, just spare me.
480
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,167
- Listen.
481
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,874
I was in a bit of a bad place.
482
00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:16,416
- Oh what? Croydon?
483
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Sorry.
484
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,583
- John was good to me.
485
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,082
He introduced me to the
stags, got me back into rugby.
486
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,624
- Spare me the
white knight cliche.
487
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,708
- I'm sorry, Mr. "I
live in my boyfriend's
488
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,791
- expensive penthouse."
- Oi.
489
00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:38,708
- I'm just saying I think
it's a bit different.
490
00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:44,292
- A bit?
491
00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:48,542
- Well, maybe a
few similarities.
492
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:04,957
- Two seconds. Just
stay there. Don't move.
493
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,292
Just as you are.
494
00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,417
- What is that?
- Just stay still.
495
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,083
10 seconds.
496
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:04,833
- Whoa.
- Don't smudge it.
497
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,249
- That's amazing.
498
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,583
Thanks.
499
00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:13,874
One for your collection?
500
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,666
- Yeah. Something like that.
501
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,417
Something to
remember the day by.
502
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:38,749
Okay, guys, right.
503
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,457
Got a big game
this weekend, yeah?
504
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:44,666
Cardiff, away, on
their home turf.
505
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,457
I'm going to be putting
out the team list tomorrow,
506
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,916
so you can sort out your
travel arrangements.
507
00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,374
If you've got any
problems with that,
508
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,374
come and talk to the captain.
509
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,707
Now, I've got a good pool of
players I can choose from.
510
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:58,207
I'm going to choose the
strongest team possible.
511
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,874
- And I make no apologies to
any of you aren't on that team.
512
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,082
All right?
513
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,249
But if you got an
issue about it,
514
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,041
you can come and speak to me,
515
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,457
and if you want to chat
about improving your game,
516
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:09,499
you can do that as well.
517
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:14,041
But as ever, my decision
is final. All right?
518
00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:17,416
And it goes without saying
that if you're not chosen,
519
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:19,541
you can come along and
support your teammates,
520
00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,416
and I hope that many of
you will, I really do.
521
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,624
Good, let's go.
522
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,457
Don't worry about
it. You'll be fine.
523
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:41,249
- You'll be fine.
- There's no one as fat as you.
524
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,333
Fingers crossed for
you though, love.
525
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,332
- Oh, Mark. I'll book us
a hotel room for Cardiff.
526
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,416
- Yeah, yeah. What
about you, pink?
527
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:12,416
- I'll crash with Carlos,
if he's selected, anyway.
528
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,457
Says he won't go otherwise as,
529
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,374
"Cardiff is too far
and too shit to go
530
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,166
just for a night out."
531
00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,457
- What? You're playing
the draconians?
532
00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,999
Yeah.
533
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,374
Good luck. They even gave
us a run for our money.
534
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,707
- Great.
535
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,249
Stuart must be splashing out,
536
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:31,000
because Barry hasn't
sent us there for years.
537
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,957
Northern line: The
train now approaching
538
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,499
is to...
539
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,124
- You go on up ahead.
I'll hang back.
540
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,208
- Yeah, sure.
541
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,624
- Boys, selection's up.
542
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:49,542
Ooh, yes.
543
00:44:49,543 --> 00:44:52,499
- What? Give me a sec.
- Okay, south London stags.
544
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,624
B team Cardiff away game.
545
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,041
Okay, here we go.
546
00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:59,832
Pinky, Jimmy,
gareth, vlad, bjorn.
547
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,041
He's not been at
training in weeks.
548
00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:02,707
- He still put himself
down as available.
549
00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:06,207
Dean, Peter h, Frankie,
me, scrum half.
550
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:08,249
Thank you very much,
stu. Tom at 10-
551
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,791
- thank god. Someone decent
to catch your shitty throws-
552
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,541
- Mark and Henry in the centers.
553
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,332
Carlos and Liam on the
wings, and Ian at 15.
554
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:19,083
Subs on the bench, York, Ford
and Warren hunt. What? Who?
555
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:21,707
Wait, is that right?
Let me see that.
556
00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,291
Oh shit, bad luck oli.
557
00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:27,707
- No, it's fine. Maybe
I'll still come watch.
558
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,749
Not sure why you look so happy.
559
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:33,041
Stuart isn't going to leave
an a team player on the bench.
560
00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,124
He'll be in the starting lineup.
561
00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,374
- He's a prop, isn't he?
562
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:40,874
- Oh fuck, yeah. He is. Well,
that's one of us out then, g.
563
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,124
He just wants to give him
a run out on the pitch
564
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,249
at some point.
565
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,083
I'm not worried.
566
00:45:44,084 --> 00:45:45,832
He said he was going to
field the strongest team.
567
00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,332
Clearly not, because he
selected you, didn't he?
568
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,416
- Fuck you.
- I bet you would.
569
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,082
But even I have standards.
570
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,124
- Hey, hey.
- Whoa.
571
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,666
- Let's grab a drink.
572
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,500
- Not tonight.
573
00:45:56,501 --> 00:46:00,500
Turning down a drink?
That's a first.
574
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:14,582
- Are you insane? What
were you thinking?
575
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:16,332
- Relax. Look, I just spoke
to Stuart and I told him that-
576
00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,457
- you spoke to Stuart?
And said what exactly?
577
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,791
- I just told him I
fancied an easy game
578
00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:22,332
to get back into
things after injury,
579
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,707
and also wouldn't
mind a good night out.
580
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:26,166
- An easy game? Yeah?
581
00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:27,416
What, and you don't think
people might find that
582
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,749
a little suspicious?
583
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,582
That an a team player
just decided to randomly
584
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,333
come and play with
us for a game?
585
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,750
What did John say?
586
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,707
Have you even spoken to him?
587
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:41,958
Christ, Warren.
588
00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:45,332
I can't believe you've
fucking done this.
589
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,499
- You're over-reacting.
590
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,916
It'll be fun. We'll
get to play together.
591
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,791
- Did you even think to ask
if I'd be okay with this?
592
00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:53,042
No, you didn't.
593
00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,624
- I've booked us a hotel room.
594
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,791
- A hotel room? That's
wonderful. Really, really.
595
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,292
That's wonderful.
That's the best one yet.
596
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,083
Probably shouldn't
arrive together.
597
00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:36,874
For the 8:18 great
western railway service
598
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,625
to Cardiff central...
599
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:44,374
Right, they're going by car.
600
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,999
Ah, hello.
601
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,291
Hola.
602
00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:48,874
One train ticket for you sir.
603
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,125
Thanks.
604
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,707
Right. Is that everyone?
605
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,332
Er, pinky's not here yet.
606
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:58,749
- Of course he's not.
- He's got about five minutes.
607
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,083
Better hurry up.
608
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,791
Ah, finally.
609
00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,916
Dick of the day already, pinky.
610
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,666
- No, it was dick last night.
611
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,417
- Ooh.
612
00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,374
Right guys, it's shitty weather.
613
00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:15,624
Get out there quickly, warm
up, kick off in 30 minutes.
614
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:19,082
Vlad, get yourself strapped
up. You're jumping.
615
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,707
- Fuck, I'm actually
quite nervous.
616
00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:25,541
- You'll be fine. Just think
of it like any other game.
617
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,624
Right, I want you to start
618
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:30,291
your pre-match mental rituals.
619
00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:34,874
Visualize those first
tackles. Those first hits.
620
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,541
How are they going to feel?
621
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,541
I want you to get in
the right head-space.
622
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:40,541
Channel that aggression.
623
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:44,957
Get rid of all that mental
baggage, and just focus.
624
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,332
Okay, pinky, you're
going to be loose-head.
625
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,791
Jimmy, you're going to be
hooker. Warren, tight-head.
626
00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:00,082
Sorry g, but I need
a lot of experience
627
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,291
against this team today.
628
00:50:01,292 --> 00:50:02,666
I'll bring you on
for the second half.
629
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,250
In the engine room, we've
got vlad, bjorn, flankers,
630
00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:07,124
we've got Pete and Dean,
and number eight, Felix.
631
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,874
Neil, you're going to be
number nine, Tommy, 10,
632
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:11,541
and then the centers,
we've got Mark, Henry.
633
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,124
Mark, I want you to play
outside center today.
634
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,207
Let's see how that goes.
635
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,957
On the wings, we've
got Liam and Carlos.
636
00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,082
Fullback, we've got yorkie.
637
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,207
Ian, I'll bring you on for
yorkie in the second half.
638
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,624
Just keep yourself
warm and ready.
639
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,749
- Two minutes, gents.
640
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,583
- Thank you, sir.
641
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:23,417
- Right, captain. What you got?
642
00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:25,666
- I've got aggression,
yeah? We've got hunger.
643
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:26,957
And I've got your backs.
644
00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:29,457
I need you to have mine
and each other's, yeah?
645
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,291
Now, I didn't come
all the way to wales
646
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:32,624
in this shitty fucking weather
647
00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,749
to see us lot give anything
less than 100%, okay?
648
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916
Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes.
649
00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:40,666
Three, two, one.
650
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,624
Stags!
651
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,666
Okay, guys, really well
done, really well done,
652
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:18,082
but we're not there yet.
653
00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:19,207
I was going to
make a few changes,
654
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,832
but I'm going to keep
the lineup as it is.
655
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,832
Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork.
656
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,499
Mark, brilliant try.
657
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,916
Let's get back up there
and do the business.
658
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,291
- Lads, lads. A little something
to toast our first victory.
659
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,624
Gentlemen? Thank you.
660
00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:36,791
That was a tough game,
661
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:37,792
and I think I'm going
to be walking funny
662
00:54:37,793 --> 00:54:39,582
for a few days after that.
663
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:42,832
Thank you, Cardiff, for
hosting us so generously,
664
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,749
and for giving us such a
good run for our money.
665
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:45,957
So thank you.
666
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,874
- And for our man of
the match this week,
667
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,124
I think it's got
to go to someone
668
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:54,916
who really turned the
game around for us.
669
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,416
The kind of performance
that I think
670
00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:58,332
we should all aspire to.
671
00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:02,124
And it's been a few years,
but I for one really enjoyed
672
00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:04,041
having him back in amongst us.
673
00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:04,958
And I know that,
strictly speaking,
674
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,207
he's not one of our number,
675
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,541
but I can't think of
anyone more deserving
676
00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:10,082
than Mr. Warren hunt.
677
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:20,374
And a bit of housekeeping
before we go on.
678
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,291
When we talk about aggression...
679
00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:24,124
- Warren hunt.
680
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:28,499
He sounds like he's from
a long line of hunts.
681
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,666
Vlad the impaler
for starting a fight
682
00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:32,166
on our opponents.
683
00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,958
- He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
684
00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:12,249
Oh it's such a beautiful sight.
685
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:13,250
- Shut up.
686
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,874
- What the fuck's
wrong with you?
687
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:21,332
- It's a joke, Jimmy giving
him fucking man of the match.
688
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,957
If he loves his old
teammates so much,
689
00:56:22,958 --> 00:56:24,332
he can fuck off back to them.
690
00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:29,207
- Come on. Like we won, okay?
- Just enjoy the night, yeah?
691
00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:30,750
We were lucky to
have him, anyway.
692
00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:33,416
- Lucky? Do you want to
fuck him or something?
693
00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:34,541
- Come off it, chica.
694
00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:36,124
No, pinky, I'm serious.
695
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,707
What's the point in
us coming all this way
696
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,499
just to have an a team asshole
swoop in for the glory?
697
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,999
While some of us sit
on the sidelines.
698
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,541
- I know, it's brilliant.
699
00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,457
- Henry, if you hate
your team mates so much-
700
00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:49,292
- Just the one. One.
701
00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,042
I like you.
702
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,083
- Grow up.
703
00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:01,875
- Okay. Drink, anyone?
704
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,792
- I don't think I'll be winning
705
00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:07,707
any popularity contests tonight.
706
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:12,166
- Since when has that bothered
you? They'll get over it.
707
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,666
They're just wired a bit
differently, that's all.
708
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:19,667
- Clearly. We were over the
moon after our first win.
709
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,707
- They're not that
bothered about it,
710
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:25,207
unlike our dear old
chairman, unfortunately.
711
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,916
- You want me to speak with him?
712
00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,666
- Not going to make
much difference.
713
00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:32,624
Today will just give us
a bit longer, that's all.
714
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:36,625
Anyway, you've got bigger
things to worry about.
715
00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:01,625
- What are you doing? Henry?
716
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,041
- I miss you.
717
00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,042
- I see you all the
time, you idiot-
718
00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:08,292
- you're always off,
now. Doing things.
719
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:15,124
- You don't love me anymore.
- Don't be stupid.
720
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,499
What is this?
721
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,333
- Oh look, it's
anywhere else but here!
722
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,374
- Pink, can you just hold
this for a second? Please?
723
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,499
Oh no, no, you don't.
724
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,249
- No, come on, come on.
725
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,666
- I hate you.
726
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,667
Thank you. I'll be outside.
727
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,041
- You've no idea how much
I've wanted to do that today.
728
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,042
- Yeah?
729
00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:00,667
You could do it
again if you like.
730
01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,082
I really loved playing
with you today.
731
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,416
I'm glad you came.
732
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:40,417
- Me too.
733
01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:56,167
- Oh, fuck.
734
01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,917
Fuck
735
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,375
- Ah.
736
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:21,167
Morning, sleeping beauty.
737
01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,208
You're going to get it.
738
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,124
Oh my god, he lives.
739
01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:37,291
- Don't.
740
01:02:37,292 --> 01:02:40,957
- You have no idea the night
that we've had with this one.
741
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,875
Where were you, man?
742
01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:42,833
- Fuck, guys, I'm sorry.
743
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,666
I was knackered and I
guess I just sort of-
744
01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:46,374
- You must have slept
like the fucking dead,
745
01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,416
because we were hammering
on your door for an hour.
746
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:50,499
- Cinderella here
lost her room card.
747
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,582
- Who'd you pull?
748
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:54,166
What? Henry, seriously? Come on.
749
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,541
- How did you not hear us?
750
01:02:55,542 --> 01:02:57,582
He had to sleep on our floor,
after we rinsed him off,
751
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,457
fully clothed in the shower.
752
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:02,666
Do you like vomit? No?
753
01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,832
Neither do we.
754
01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:04,667
- I'm right here.
755
01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:06,749
- Oh my god, Henry.
Not one more word.
756
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:10,666
Wow. Ever the walking
advert for contraception.
757
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:11,957
Leave off, will you?
758
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,541
I don't blame you, Mark.
759
01:03:13,542 --> 01:03:15,874
I wouldn't share a
room with that either.
760
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,541
Clearly, boys, he found
somewhere better to stay.
761
01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:19,375
- He better not have.
762
01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:21,124
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
763
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,541
I went to bed, and
must have passed out.
764
01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:24,916
And since when is
it my responsibility
765
01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,666
to look after him, anyway?
766
01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:28,667
He's an adult, isn't he?
767
01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,000
- If you say so.
768
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:32,708
Hello.
769
01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,332
- Jesus.
770
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,749
You bastard, I almost died.
771
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,457
- Nice to see you, too.
772
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,749
- Thought you weren't
back until next week.
773
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:40,667
We finished early,
774
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:42,666
so they transferred my flight.
775
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,957
Do you mind if we head out?
I'm absolutely starving.
776
01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,791
- Really? Do we have
to? I'm shattered.
777
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:50,957
- How was your football
match? Did you win?
778
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,332
- I told you already.
779
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:55,500
- Did you? Well were
you 'man of the moment'?
780
01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,457
- Look, can we just get a
takeaway or something, instead?
781
01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:02,957
- Yeah, fine. Here,
Chuck me that kit.
782
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:05,125
I'll throw it in the wash.
783
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:19,958
Who's Warren hunt?
784
01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,791
- Just a teammate. Why?
785
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,541
- You've got his
shirt in your bag.
786
01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:30,707
Shall I Chuck it
in with the rest?
787
01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:35,208
- Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll
give it to him at training.
788
01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:09,542
Hey mate.
789
01:07:09,543 --> 01:07:10,916
Congratulations on
the game Saturday.
790
01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:12,416
- Yeah, it was great.
791
01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:15,042
I didn't get to play
though, but no big deal.
792
01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:16,624
Henry.
793
01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,041
- That's a shame.
- Henry.
794
01:07:18,042 --> 01:07:19,875
- Mark. You off, love?
795
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:24,041
- Yeah. Other half's
over, so we just...
796
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:26,957
And you still came to
training? Good man.
797
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,916
- Good man, indeed. Hope you
have a lovely evening together.
798
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,541
Doing anything nice?
799
01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,082
No, not really, just
a quiet night in.
800
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:38,749
Lovely. Enjoy your evening.
801
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,750
- Thanks.
802
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:44,792
See you.
803
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:45,625
- See you.
804
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,707
- See you later, mate.
805
01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:04,957
- While I remember, have
you decided about Christmas?
806
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,917
- Rich, we've talked about this.
807
01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:06,917
I've already booked flights.
808
01:08:06,918 --> 01:08:08,332
Yeah, I know.
809
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,292
I just thought it would be nice
810
01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:13,291
if we could spend some
time in the UK together.
811
01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:16,166
- You could always come with me.
812
01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:17,207
- I can't ski.
813
01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:18,749
You're not that bad, rich.
814
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,082
- That is not what
your dad said.
815
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:22,500
- So that's a no, then, is it?
816
01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:24,207
- I never get to spend
any time with my family-
817
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,624
- yeah, and neither do I.
- Then it's settled.
818
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:31,208
There's not much point
discussing it further, is there?
819
01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,042
Try again.
820
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,416
- Yeah loop, and loop, and loop!
821
01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:43,582
Henry!
822
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,583
What's that?
823
01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:47,667
Next line, ready?
824
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:50,958
Yes.
825
01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:53,875
- Come on, Henry.
826
01:08:53,876 --> 01:08:55,458
Next line.
827
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,417
- Yeah.
828
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:14,625
Okay, guys, that's it.
Time to go in. Come on.
829
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:21,625
- What was that?
830
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,583
Hey.
831
01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:26,332
Everything all right?
832
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:28,666
- Why wouldn't it be?
833
01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:29,500
- Well, obviously it's not.
834
01:09:29,501 --> 01:09:31,666
You've barely spoken
to me all week.
835
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,916
- Well, you are an adult, Mark,
836
01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:35,582
so I'm sure you'll survive.
837
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,707
- Oh, come on. Look, fine
I'm sorry, but seriously-
838
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,791
- Seriously what, Mark?
839
01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,934
Because you've been a shitty
friend for the last few months.
840
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,791
I mean, you never
want to hang out.
841
01:09:44,792 --> 01:09:48,957
You don't want to do anything
outside of training, so -
842
01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:53,124
mate, Cardiff, that was
just the tipping point.
843
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,166
As I was really looking
forward to finally
844
01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:56,708
spending some time together.
845
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:59,249
- Well, I thought we did.
846
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,416
That is, until you got smashed
847
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,916
out of your fucking
mind, as usual.
848
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,374
- Who the fuck are you? Gareth?
849
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,749
- What's the problem?
- Give me a fucking break.
850
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,707
- What is the problem, then?
851
01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,207
I didn't babysit you
and rub your back
852
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,791
while you were throwing
up on some street corner?
853
01:10:09,792 --> 01:10:11,249
- Fuck you, Mark.
854
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,332
- Look, I'm sorry I'm not the
shining example of friendship
855
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,707
that you clearly
expect me to be.
856
01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:20,624
Have you any idea what's
going on in my life?
857
01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:22,207
More to the point,
have you even asked?
858
01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,874
- Okay, then. Tell me, tell me.
859
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,832
What kind of actual
problems do you think
860
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,291
you have in your life, Mark?
861
01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,500
- You know what, Henry?
862
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:37,416
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
863
01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:38,957
Just forget it.
864
01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,042
- No problem.
865
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:33,249
- This is driving me fucking
crazy. When's Richard leaving?
866
01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,332
- I don't know, okay?
867
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,457
- What do you mean,
you don't know?
868
01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,207
- End of the week, maybe?
869
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,208
I think.
870
01:11:41,958 --> 01:11:45,416
Stop it, Warren. This
is fucking insane.
871
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:46,417
Warren.
872
01:12:56,083 --> 01:13:00,207
That was a little harsh.
I do feel bad about it.
873
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:02,374
- Don't be.
- He's a petulant child.
874
01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,542
I don't know why you care.
875
01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,292
He'll get over it.
876
01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:17,291
- Last night was really
difficult for me.
877
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:20,082
- How do you think I feel?
- Knowing you were with him.
878
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,749
- You go back to
John every night.
879
01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:22,832
It's not the same.
880
01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:23,916
You think I like
having to hide this
881
01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:24,750
from everyone we know,
882
01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,332
while I watch you
parade around with him?
883
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,874
- I hate you being with him.
884
01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:31,292
Well, now you know how it feels.
885
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,957
If you want to change
that, you know what to do.
886
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,041
Oh, because that's so simple?
887
01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:39,707
Well, it's not
impossible, Warren.
888
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,518
- Do you have any idea the
drama that would cause?
889
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:44,124
- Oh what, and you care
about that, do you?
890
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:48,208
- You're so naive sometimes-
- and you're a cunt.
891
01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:57,750
- I'm sorry.
892
01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:02,625
It's just -
893
01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:06,500
- it's just a bit overwhelming.
894
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,250
- Anyway.
895
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,333
So, I was thinking.
896
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,542
Are you still on your
own over the holidays?
897
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,458
- Well.
898
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:33,417
Me and John's family
don't exactly get on.
899
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,250
- Okay.
900
01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:42,042
So, come with me, to
my parent's place.
901
01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,250
- Are you serious?
902
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,125
- Is that a yes?
903
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,292
Yeah I know. You too.
904
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:18,167
- Does he suspect anything?
905
01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:20,457
- Not a thing. And
what's to suspect?
906
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,541
I'm going to Geneva
to see my friends.
907
01:15:22,542 --> 01:15:24,457
So, are you ready?
908
01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:26,249
- Yeah, got my passport.
909
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,374
- No, I mean to meet my parents.
910
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,707
- Why? Should I be worried?
911
01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:34,124
I bet your mum's fierce.
912
01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:35,250
- Oh she is.
913
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,417
So fierce.
914
01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:39,958
- Oh god, she is.
915
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:45,749
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
- Don't worry about it.
916
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,207
- She is, isn't she?
917
01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,208
Mark.
918
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,458
Mark.
919
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,499
- Hello.
- Hello, Mark.
920
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:24,333
- How you doing?
921
01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:25,916
How was your flight? Come in!
922
01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,457
- Yeah, no, we
survived, just about.
923
01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:32,500
- And you must be Warren.
924
01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:34,124
- Leonard.
- Pleasure.
925
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:37,457
It's lovely to meet you, Warren.
926
01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:40,999
I'm Alice. You
boys look thirsty.
927
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,750
I'll get you a drink.
928
01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:51,375
So, Mark tells me
you're quite the player.
929
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,499
He's in the a squad, mom.
930
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,833
I bet.
931
01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:58,207
Do you ski, Warren?
932
01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,957
I do, yes. Well, I have.
933
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,457
I went a couple of times
when I was younger.
934
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,249
Dad will take you
both out tomorrow.
935
01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,999
You can borrow one of
our suits if you like.
936
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,167
You look like you'll
fill it out well.
937
01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:36,957
- It's a bit on the snug side.
938
01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:40,957
- Let's have a look. Oh
yeah. I can see that.
939
01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,167
- How do I look?
940
01:17:58,542 --> 01:17:59,542
- Tight.
941
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,875
- You ok?
- Yeah.
942
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,457
I think I might have
overestimated my ability.
943
01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:37,625
- You'll be fine. Come on.
944
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,957
Well look at that.
Finally a sport I can-
945
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:43,499
- don't even say it.
946
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,083
Off we go.
947
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,124
- My god, you must be freezing.
948
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,375
- I grew up here, didn't I?
949
01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,125
- Thank you.
950
01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:19,042
- What for?
951
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,167
- All of this.
952
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,375
Your mother is, um -
953
01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,041
- interesting.
954
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:33,583
- Yeah, she's a bit eccentric.
955
01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:37,083
- You're so lucky.
956
01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:47,041
- You know, you weren't
actually that bad today.
957
01:19:47,042 --> 01:19:48,582
- Everything hurts.
958
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,332
- I didn't realize you
a's bruise so easily.
959
01:20:00,292 --> 01:20:04,708
- You know, I'm pretty sure
that they've gone to bed.
960
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:37,500
# I can touch your
love, I feel it I
961
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:42,750
# I want you to know
how much I need it #
962
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:45,957
# had I thought I
needed you so bad j"
963
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,624
# I would have,
never let you go #
964
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,374
#oh#
965
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,749
#iwas a fool#
966
01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:57,332
#iseeit#
967
01:20:57,333 --> 01:21:02,333
j" I can't find the words
to stop you leaving #
968
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,416
# and I know I
treated you so bad I
969
01:21:05,417 --> 01:21:07,041
#butl#
970
01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:10,166
j" I got to let you know #
971
01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:11,957
#oh#
972
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,291
j" there's nothing
I'd not say #
973
01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:16,874
# there's nothing I'd not do j"
974
01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:21,582
# just to be spending
Christmas time with you #
975
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,874
# not a lie I couldn't live j"
976
01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:26,416
# any struggle
I'd push through #
977
01:21:26,417 --> 01:21:34,417
# just to be spending
Christmas time with you #
978
01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:44,499
#ohno#
979
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,458
# with you I
980
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:10,499
J" there's nothing
I'd not say #
981
01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,916
# there's nothing I'd not do j"
982
01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:17,624
# just to be spending
Christmas time with you #
983
01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:20,166
# not a lie I couldn't live j"
984
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,707
# any struggle
I'll push through #
985
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:27,500
# just to be spending
Christmas time with you #
986
01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:32,499
# just to be spending
Christmas time with you #
987
01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:22,667
- I won't tell if you won't.
988
01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:27,041
- And when did you
start smoking again?
989
01:23:27,042 --> 01:23:30,999
- I wasn't talking
about the cigarette.
990
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:36,457
It's so wonderful to have
you out here, darling.
991
01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:39,125
And of course, Warren is lovely.
992
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:41,208
- Yeah.
993
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:48,708
Am I doing the
right thing, though?
994
01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:52,999
- When I met your father,
995
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,417
I could barely take
my eyes off him, too.
996
01:23:57,875 --> 01:24:00,291
He wasn't available either.
997
01:24:00,292 --> 01:24:01,250
- What?
998
01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:02,957
- I was no angel.
999
01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:06,374
At the time, I was sleeping
with my history professor,
1000
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:09,416
but we both knew
that was just sex.
1001
01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:13,082
- But what sex it was.
- Mum. Please.
1002
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,999
- Your father, however,
was with Jennifer.
1003
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,832
Huge tits, like
you've never seen.
1004
01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:22,999
The point I'm trying to make
is that they were in love.
1005
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,749
High school sweethearts.
1006
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:29,833
So, naturally, he couldn't
keep his hands off me.
1007
01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:33,749
We went about the campus
hiding in shadows,
1008
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:37,874
sneaking into one another's
bedrooms, for months.
1009
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,916
I put up with living
in Jennifer's shadow,
1010
01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:44,083
because I knew I could
eventually steal his heart.
1011
01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:50,542
Jennifer was heartbroken.
1012
01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:55,791
After he ended it,
she sent me a letter.
1013
01:24:55,792 --> 01:24:59,041
It was one of the most
distressing things I've ever read.
1014
01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,458
I still have it. Your
father has no idea.
1015
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:08,499
We got married not long
after, and then we had you,
1016
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,833
my favorite human
being on this earth.
1017
01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:17,624
But darling, your father
has never changed.
1018
01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:21,332
The whole town
knew about Natalie.
1019
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:24,707
- My au pair?
- Christ, mom. I was five.
1020
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,749
And the years of stolen moments
1021
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,457
with the secretary.
1022
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,916
That's just the
two I know about.
1023
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,332
- Mum, this is a
whole lot to take in.
1024
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:35,791
I've learnt to live with
your father's infidelity.
1025
01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:38,582
Every year, we get
a little older,
1026
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:41,582
but it doesn't get any easier.
1027
01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:44,250
Oh, he loves me, and I love him,
1028
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,416
but I understand something now
1029
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:52,417
that I didn't all those years
ago, from Jennifer's letter.
1030
01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:55,957
I understand not only
the collateral damage
1031
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,207
an affair causes,
1032
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:02,833
but how a relationship
born from deception
1033
01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,292
only continues to create more.
1034
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,875
Get some sleep.
1035
01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:14,000
- He's getting better.
1036
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,207
- I really like him.
1037
01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:22,458
- Whatever makes you happy.
1038
01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:28,291
- Dad, I wanted to
ask you something.
1039
01:27:28,292 --> 01:27:29,292
- Yeah?
1040
01:27:33,292 --> 01:27:37,832
- Me and mom, we talked
about Jennifer last night.
1041
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,083
- One too many ros?s, then.
1042
01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,583
- Yeah, I guess.
1043
01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:49,457
I don't know, it's just- -
Mark, I love your mother.
1044
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:54,458
I don't know why she wants to
dig up this ancient history.
1045
01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:58,292
Warren seems like a good man.
1046
01:28:00,042 --> 01:28:03,416
His tits aren't as nice as
Jennifer's though I have to say.
1047
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,125
Listen.
1048
01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:12,666
Life comes at you fast.
1049
01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:16,666
Sometimes, it's hard
to find the joy in it,
1050
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:21,083
so you just need to grab
hold of it whenever you can.
1051
01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:30,792
- I guess it's just hard to
know what's the right thing.
1052
01:28:31,708 --> 01:28:33,457
Without hurting anyone.
1053
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,374
- If you're always worried
about hurting someone,
1054
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,375
you're going to miss out on some
1055
01:28:36,376 --> 01:28:40,708
of the most incredible stuff
that life has to offer.
1056
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,749
Wa-hey.
1057
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,957
Getting better.
1058
01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:50,000
- Yeah.
1059
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:29,750
Ready?
1060
01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:30,792
- Yeah.
1061
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,457
- Happy new year!
1062
01:31:32,458 --> 01:31:34,166
- Not quite, love.
1063
01:31:34,167 --> 01:31:38,333
- Oh shut up, Sandy vagina.
- Come in and get drunk.
1064
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,957
You're welcome.
1065
01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:46,958
- Thanks.
1066
01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:53,374
- That is so bad.
1067
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,374
- Hey, love. How
were your holidays?
1068
01:31:55,375 --> 01:31:59,792
- Yeah, no, really good,
thanks. Really good, thanks.
1069
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,166
Oh
1070
01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:08,707
- still not patched things up?
1071
01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:11,249
Do you think it's salvageable?
1072
01:32:11,250 --> 01:32:12,250
- It's you.
1073
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:15,500
Come on.
1074
01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,374
Hey stranger.
1075
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,375
- Hey.
1076
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,583
- You okay?
1077
01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:33,625
- As good as I can be,
deep in enemy territory.
1078
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,083
Look, is there any
chance that we can just -
1079
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,750
- we can maybe start again?
1080
01:32:48,167 --> 01:32:49,167
- Yeah.
1081
01:32:54,667 --> 01:32:55,916
I miss you, buddy.
1082
01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:56,917
- I miss you.
1083
01:33:01,292 --> 01:33:03,082
Everything okay?
1084
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,541
- Yeah, yeah.
1085
01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:05,999
Happy new year, boys.
1086
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,000
- Hey.
1087
01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:15,249
So, any new year's resolutions?
1088
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:16,750
- Yeah, one or two.
1089
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,167
- Excuse me a sec.
1090
01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,749
- You should go for it man.
1091
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,541
- Honestly, he's not
interested. He's not.
1092
01:33:28,542 --> 01:33:29,874
Stop looking at me like that.
1093
01:33:29,875 --> 01:33:30,708
- What?
1094
01:33:30,709 --> 01:33:32,667
You know what you're doing.
1095
01:33:41,167 --> 01:33:42,750
- Same again, boys?
1096
01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:42,791
Christ, I hate this.
1097
01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:46,042
I know, and I'm sorry, okay?
1098
01:34:56,417 --> 01:34:57,874
- Oh shit.
1099
01:34:57,875 --> 01:34:59,249
I'm so sorry.
1100
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:00,291
- Fuck.
1101
01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:03,957
It's okay, I didn't see
anything. Well, I did.
1102
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,874
But I can pretend I didn't.
Okay, no, that's a lie too.
1103
01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,374
- Pinky, please.
Don't say anything.
1104
01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:11,458
- Okay, okay.
1105
01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:16,625
Warren.
1106
01:35:17,417 --> 01:35:18,417
- Hi, pinky.
1107
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,499
Please, pink.
1108
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,916
It's okay, I won't.
1109
01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:26,000
I'm just going back downstairs.
1110
01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:36,042
It's just, I just came
to get my charger.
1111
01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:43,292
You know what? Nevermind.
I'll come back later.
1112
01:36:02,792 --> 01:36:05,041
- 10 minutes, boys.
1113
01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:06,999
- Let's get a group photo.
1114
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,416
Lovely people, team b,
1115
01:36:08,417 --> 01:36:12,124
let's get a final team
photo of the year.
1116
01:36:18,792 --> 01:36:19,625
Give me your phone, pink.
1117
01:36:19,626 --> 01:36:21,707
Mine's plugged in for the music.
1118
01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:22,875
- Mine's dead.
1119
01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:26,707
You just went to charge it.
1120
01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:28,958
- It's fine, just use mine.
1121
01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,958
- You as well. Come on.
1122
01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:57,749
- Three, two, one.
1123
01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,500
- Stags.
1124
01:38:13,667 --> 01:38:14,832
- What the fuck
did you say to him?
1125
01:38:14,833 --> 01:38:16,457
- Honestly, Mark.
1126
01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:19,791
It can't be easy for him to
compete for your attention,
1127
01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:23,124
even when you only
had one boyfriend.
1128
01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,957
- Jesus fucking Christ.
1129
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:27,833
- I was doing him
a favor, really.
1130
01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,582
Yeah, mate, you can
try and fucking run.
1131
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:44,041
Just leave it.
1132
01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,499
Do you actually
care about anyone?
1133
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,708
The team?
1134
01:38:54,167 --> 01:38:57,207
Twelve, eleven, ten...
1135
01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:58,957
It's the countdown,
man. Come on.
1136
01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:02,833
Nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
1137
01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:07,500
three, two, one, happy new year.
1138
01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:12,332
- You fucking do it again
man! Fucking do it again -
1139
01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,666
- He isn't worth it.
1140
01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:15,082
- I'll kill him, you fuck.
- Mate, mate,
1141
01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,916
he's not worth it, look at me.
1142
01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:18,917
He's not worth it, yeah?
1143
01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:48,958
Are you going to say anything?
1144
01:40:07,458 --> 01:40:08,791
- Maybe it's time you go sweet-
1145
01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:10,875
- don't fucking touch me.
1146
01:40:23,250 --> 01:40:25,333
Happy fucking new year.
1147
01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:36,458
- Happy new year, baby.
1148
01:41:43,542 --> 01:41:45,249
- Rich, there's
something that I er-
1149
01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:47,083
- It's okay.
1150
01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:49,250
I already know.
1151
01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:52,500
I know everything.
1152
01:41:55,167 --> 01:41:56,167
- Who?
1153
01:41:57,542 --> 01:41:58,958
- Does it matter?
1154
01:42:01,958 --> 01:42:03,291
- Richard, I don't
know what to say-
1155
01:42:03,292 --> 01:42:04,292
- don't.
1156
01:42:06,042 --> 01:42:07,042
Please.
1157
01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:12,792
- I'm so sorry.
1158
01:42:23,292 --> 01:42:27,416
I've made up a bed in
the spare room for you.
1159
01:42:27,417 --> 01:42:31,082
You can pack your
things in the morning.
1160
01:45:40,042 --> 01:45:41,832
No, that's a knock on,
1161
01:45:41,833 --> 01:45:43,582
and that's the ball game.
1162
01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:23,167
Jimmy, can I have a word?
1163
01:46:51,125 --> 01:46:52,792
- How have you been?
1164
01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:56,500
- Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good.
1165
01:46:58,250 --> 01:46:59,250
Life's good.
1166
01:47:03,208 --> 01:47:05,124
- Barry is dropping the b team-
1167
01:47:05,125 --> 01:47:06,582
- please don't, pink.
1168
01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:07,417
- You can act like
you don't care-
1169
01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:08,417
- I don't.
1170
01:47:11,167 --> 01:47:12,874
Sorry.
1171
01:47:12,875 --> 01:47:15,167
I don't. Really.
1172
01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:20,291
It's not going to happen, okay?
1173
01:47:20,292 --> 01:47:21,625
So just drop it.
1174
01:47:24,833 --> 01:47:28,583
- I hated rugby in
school. Did you know that?
1175
01:47:31,417 --> 01:47:35,083
I was great at it, but
I hated every second.
1176
01:47:39,667 --> 01:47:42,750
Never thought I'd
give it another go.
1177
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,250
Then I met all of you boys.
1178
01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:50,917
It was like finding a family.
1179
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,749
Maybe being a stag
meant nothing to you-
1180
01:47:54,750 --> 01:47:56,624
- this isn't fair, pink.
1181
01:47:56,625 --> 01:47:59,125
- No, it isn't.
1182
01:48:05,542 --> 01:48:08,542
- Look, I'm sorry,
okay? The answer is no.
1183
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:20,958
- Okay lads.
- That's enough, let's go.
1184
01:48:28,042 --> 01:48:29,042
- Hey.
1185
01:48:33,292 --> 01:48:35,541
I need something from you.
1186
01:48:35,542 --> 01:48:37,042
No way.
1187
01:48:38,542 --> 01:48:40,832
He doesn't want to see me.
1188
01:48:40,833 --> 01:48:42,958
You owe us this.
1189
01:50:00,292 --> 01:50:01,666
- I can't stop thinking
about Christmas-
1190
01:50:01,667 --> 01:50:02,707
- stop.
1191
01:50:02,708 --> 01:50:04,832
- Next time, I'll even beat
your dad down the mountain-
1192
01:50:04,833 --> 01:50:09,167
- Warren, there won't be a
next time. You know that.
1193
01:50:15,250 --> 01:50:16,333
- I miss you.
1194
01:50:22,083 --> 01:50:24,000
- Why are we even here?
1195
01:50:28,250 --> 01:50:30,750
Pinky spoke to you, didn't he?
1196
01:50:32,458 --> 01:50:34,499
- It really hurt that
you never answered.
1197
01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:36,041
- I'm surprised you care.
1198
01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:37,458
- Don't say that.
1199
01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:42,833
Mark.
1200
01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:45,917
I love you.
1201
01:50:51,417 --> 01:50:54,500
- And what good does
that do me now? Hmm?
1202
01:50:55,583 --> 01:50:57,166
- Why are you doing this?
1203
01:50:57,167 --> 01:51:00,416
- Why am I? Why are you, Warren?
1204
01:51:00,417 --> 01:51:04,500
What is it you want from
me? You had your chance.
1205
01:51:05,958 --> 01:51:07,958
It's all just words now.
1206
01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:16,500
Does John know you're here?
1207
01:51:29,417 --> 01:51:31,750
- How did we get here, Mark?
1208
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,750
- Pinky gave me this.
1209
01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:10,833
Don't punish them.
1210
01:53:26,542 --> 01:53:28,708
- You're a good man, Mark.
1211
01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:31,457
Go, go, go, go, go.
1212
01:54:31,458 --> 01:54:33,708
Ready, ready ready, go!
1213
01:54:59,250 --> 01:55:02,499
It's been a tough old
season for us all,
1214
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:04,999
but we've got
everything to fight for.
1215
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,666
Now, the powers that be might
not believe in you, but I do,
1216
01:55:07,667 --> 01:55:10,958
completely, and I know
that every one of you
1217
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,957
believes in each other.
1218
01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:14,332
So lets show that today
1219
01:55:14,333 --> 01:55:16,707
- and lets show that to
everybody who's watching.
1220
01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,166
- Come on, boys. Let's
do this. Hands in.
1221
01:55:18,167 --> 01:55:19,499
Three, two, one.
1222
01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:20,874
Stags!
1223
01:56:22,667 --> 01:56:23,958
- Come on, boys.
1224
01:56:30,708 --> 01:56:31,874
- Have I missed much?
1225
01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,749
- It's five all and they've
just called half-time.
1226
01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:36,749
We need to focus and get
some discipline, yeah?
1227
01:56:36,750 --> 01:56:37,791
Can we get some water?
1228
01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:39,667
Right, listen up, guys.
1229
01:56:39,668 --> 01:56:40,999
Their backs are unfit.
1230
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:42,957
They're relying on
their forward power.
1231
01:56:42,958 --> 01:56:45,374
Mr. Pink, you see that
flanker over there?
1232
01:56:45,375 --> 01:56:46,375
Which one?
1233
01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:47,333
- The pretty one.
1234
01:56:47,334 --> 01:56:48,791
Oh, yeah.
1235
01:56:48,792 --> 01:56:49,999
Take him out.
1236
01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,374
- I think I can manage that.
1237
01:56:51,375 --> 01:56:52,208
Right, listen up.
1238
01:56:52,209 --> 01:56:54,416
Mark, Henry, you let the
forwards to do their work.
1239
01:56:54,417 --> 01:56:56,166
Then you're going to break
through the back line, all right?
1240
01:56:56,167 --> 01:56:59,166
That is how we are
going win it. Come on.
1241
01:57:12,833 --> 01:57:14,042
- Long time.
1242
01:57:18,917 --> 01:57:21,707
- Do you actually
understand all these rules?
1243
01:57:21,708 --> 01:57:22,875
- First match?
1244
01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:28,207
Well, first of all,
they're laws, not rules,
1245
01:57:28,208 --> 01:57:29,874
- and no,
1246
01:57:29,875 --> 01:57:32,791
but, I don't think anyone does.
1247
01:57:32,792 --> 01:57:35,167
Least of all, this ref.
1248
01:57:37,167 --> 01:57:39,332
Oh you are so mine.
1249
01:57:46,042 --> 01:57:47,249
High tackle.
1250
01:57:47,250 --> 01:57:51,500
That's not quite what
I meant, Mr. Pink.
1251
01:57:53,958 --> 01:57:56,499
They're one player down, now.
1252
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,166
Five minutes left. Still a tie.
1253
01:57:59,167 --> 01:58:00,457
Ladies, focus.
1254
01:58:00,458 --> 01:58:02,832
Henry, you got this.
1255
01:59:41,667 --> 01:59:43,624
Come on, guys.
It's not over yet.
1256
01:59:43,625 --> 01:59:44,625
Carlos.
1257
01:59:45,958 --> 01:59:48,042
- Wait, give it to Henry.
1258
01:59:49,083 --> 01:59:51,167
Well done, Henry.
1259
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:57,000
- Thought I would finally see
what all the fuss was about.
1260
02:00:57,417 --> 02:00:58,833
- It means a lot.
1261
02:01:19,125 --> 02:01:22,292
I am sorry. I never
meant to hurt you.
1262
02:01:25,458 --> 02:01:26,957
- It's getting late.
1263
02:01:26,958 --> 02:01:31,958
- Look, maybe we can go for a
drink or something, sometime?
1264
02:01:32,042 --> 02:01:35,875
- I'm really glad I got
to see you play, Mark.
1265
02:01:38,167 --> 02:01:39,791
Where's Mark?
1266
02:01:39,792 --> 02:01:40,957
- Mark.
1267
02:01:40,958 --> 02:01:41,958
Come on.
1268
02:01:43,917 --> 02:01:44,917
- It's okay.
1269
02:02:16,167 --> 02:02:17,417
- Look at them.
1270
02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:25,541
You never really understood
how we used to win, did you?
1271
02:02:25,542 --> 02:02:28,708
But it was never
about being the best.
1272
02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:58,667
- Are we okay?
1273
02:03:00,958 --> 02:03:02,625
- We can work on it.
1274
02:03:16,375 --> 02:03:17,375
- Mark.
1275
02:03:18,167 --> 02:03:21,292
Mark, wait. Please.
1276
02:03:23,250 --> 02:03:24,250
Can we talk?
1277
02:03:39,208 --> 02:03:44,041
That was the best I've
ever seen you play, today.
1278
02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:45,416
- Thanks.
1279
02:03:45,417 --> 02:03:47,500
- I'm glad you came back.
1280
02:03:53,458 --> 02:03:56,416
John wanted to come
down and support Henry.
1281
02:03:56,417 --> 02:03:58,624
And um,
1282
02:03:58,625 --> 02:04:00,124
well,
1283
02:04:00,125 --> 02:04:03,958
- I just wanted to see the
old place for one last time.
1284
02:04:05,625 --> 02:04:07,374
- What do you mean?
1285
02:04:07,375 --> 02:04:10,957
- Me and John are
leaving the club.
1286
02:04:10,958 --> 02:04:13,208
It's probably for the best.
1287
02:04:17,333 --> 02:04:19,083
Now, I'm not so sure.
1288
02:04:21,792 --> 02:04:23,207
Seeing you this week again-
1289
02:04:23,208 --> 02:04:24,208
- Warren.
1290
02:04:25,875 --> 02:04:29,875
- I could go and end it
with him now, right now.
1291
02:04:31,542 --> 02:04:33,791
We could try again,
but properly this time-
1292
02:04:33,792 --> 02:04:34,792
- please.
1293
02:04:38,417 --> 02:04:42,291
I really appreciate
you coming today.
1294
02:04:42,292 --> 02:04:43,292
I do.
1295
02:04:47,417 --> 02:04:48,667
Look, I just...
1296
02:04:51,958 --> 02:04:53,292
We lost our way.
1297
02:05:00,667 --> 02:05:03,333
- And I think I've
found it again now.
1298
02:05:30,708 --> 02:05:32,374
- I've got to go.
1299
02:05:35,667 --> 02:05:36,833
Come here.
1300
02:07:28,958 --> 02:07:31,042
Boys!
1301
02:07:36,333 --> 02:07:38,291
- Nice yellow card today.
1302
02:07:38,292 --> 02:07:39,707
- Oh, fuck.
1303
02:07:41,750 --> 02:07:45,082
- Ladies and gentleman,
1304
02:07:45,083 --> 02:07:46,667
- thank you.
1305
02:07:47,875 --> 02:07:51,207
Firstly, I'd like to express
our sincere gratitude
1306
02:07:51,208 --> 02:07:53,541
to the Rochester boys
for coming down today,
1307
02:07:53,542 --> 02:07:55,957
and providing us
with such spirited
1308
02:07:55,958 --> 02:07:57,749
and sporting opposition.
1309
02:07:57,750 --> 02:07:59,041
So thank you.
1310
02:08:03,417 --> 02:08:05,166
Though I must say
it feels pretty good
1311
02:08:05,167 --> 02:08:09,749
to have reclaimed the
honour today, on this day,
1312
02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:12,750
the day of our final
match together.
1313
02:08:13,833 --> 02:08:17,582
Our final match
together this season.
1314
02:08:17,583 --> 02:08:21,916
And I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank Stuart,
1315
02:08:21,917 --> 02:08:25,999
and each and every one of
my teammates, even gareth.
1316
02:08:28,083 --> 02:08:30,374
My rugby family.
1317
02:08:34,458 --> 02:08:37,666
For reminding me, over
the course of this season,
1318
02:08:37,667 --> 02:08:41,166
what this game of
rugby is really about.
1319
02:08:41,167 --> 02:08:42,458
So thank you.
1320
02:08:43,583 --> 02:08:45,332
And now, for our
man of the match.
1321
02:08:45,333 --> 02:08:47,249
It was a tough call this week,
1322
02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:48,749
but I'd like to give it
to someone who I think
1323
02:08:48,750 --> 02:08:52,624
we all know has had his fair
share struggles off the pitch.
1324
02:08:52,625 --> 02:08:54,666
He never fails to
put that aside,
1325
02:08:54,667 --> 02:08:58,542
and give himself 100%
when he's on the pitch,
1326
02:08:58,583 --> 02:08:59,957
hungover or not.
1327
02:08:59,958 --> 02:09:01,541
Henry Michaels.
1328
02:09:11,250 --> 02:09:13,374
One non-alcoholic pint.
1329
02:09:15,333 --> 02:09:18,082
And now, for our
dick of the day.
1330
02:09:18,083 --> 02:09:21,416
We all know him. We all
still love him anyway.
1331
02:09:21,417 --> 02:09:23,374
He managed to get another
yellow card today.
1332
02:09:23,375 --> 02:09:25,041
He may just be our
dick of the season.
1333
02:09:25,042 --> 02:09:27,832
He is our click of
the season. Mr. Pink.
1334
02:09:31,708 --> 02:09:34,208
- You fuckers. I hate you all.
1335
02:09:38,750 --> 02:09:42,500
He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
1336
02:09:43,792 --> 02:09:47,707
he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey!
1337
02:09:47,708 --> 02:09:51,291
He's never lonely
when we are with him,
1338
02:09:51,292 --> 02:09:54,166
and he knows how
to put a pint away,
1339
02:09:54,167 --> 02:10:00,874
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1340
02:10:00,875 --> 02:10:02,707
pint away, pint away.
1341
02:10:14,958 --> 02:10:16,166
Here he is!
1342
02:10:16,167 --> 02:10:17,791
- Don't you fucking dare.
1343
02:10:48,292 --> 02:10:53,292
# close your eyes, it's time #
1344
02:10:53,958 --> 02:10:58,541
# take a breath and
feel your hand in mine #
1345
02:10:58,542 --> 02:11:01,249
# you're gonna be just fine #
1346
02:11:05,250 --> 02:11:08,416
# through the storms
and the hurricanes #
1347
02:11:08,417 --> 02:11:12,416
# I'll be there with you to
chase the thunder and the rain #
1348
02:11:12,417 --> 02:11:16,875
#oh#
1349
02:11:24,208 --> 02:11:28,749
# I'll get you on
your feet again #
1350
02:11:28,750 --> 02:11:33,457
# take a breath and
feel your hand in mine #
1351
02:11:33,458 --> 02:11:35,332
# because I'm by your
side, your side, #
1352
02:11:35,333 --> 02:11:38,082
# your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, #
1353
02:11:38,083 --> 02:11:40,374
# your side, your side,
your side, your side #
1354
02:11:40,375 --> 02:11:45,375
# scars and trophies and
bruises fade with time #
1355
02:11:46,083 --> 02:11:49,083
# no matter how the
world may seem #
1356
02:11:49,125 --> 02:11:54,125
# we'll always win because
we're on the same team #
1357
02:12:03,875 --> 02:12:08,875
# run away and see #
1358
02:12:09,625 --> 02:12:14,582
# who it is you were
always meant to be #
1359
02:12:14,583 --> 02:12:19,583
# meant to be #
1360
02:12:20,750 --> 02:12:23,624
# I see you carrying
all that pain #
1361
02:12:23,625 --> 02:12:28,625
# but you can lay it down and
you can start to fade away #
1362
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:34,457
# so take a breath and
feel your hand in mine #
1363
02:12:34,458 --> 02:12:37,791
# cos I'm by your side, your
side, your side, your side, #
1364
02:12:37,792 --> 02:12:40,207
# your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, #
1365
02:12:40,208 --> 02:12:41,541
# your side, your side #
1366
02:12:41,542 --> 02:12:46,542
# 'cos scars are trophies
and bruises fade with time #
1367
02:12:47,292 --> 02:12:50,124
# no matter how the
world may seem #
1368
02:12:50,125 --> 02:12:53,082
# we'll always win 'cos
we're on the same team #
1369
02:12:53,083 --> 02:12:55,791
# no need to turn around #
1370
02:12:55,792 --> 02:12:58,624
# I'm only steps behind #
1371
02:12:58,625 --> 02:13:02,207
# can you hear the sound #
1372
02:13:02,208 --> 02:13:04,832
# your feet are drums, watch
them strike the ground #
1373
02:13:04,833 --> 02:13:09,542
#ah#
1374
02:13:28,250 --> 02:13:33,250
# close your eyes, it's time #
1375
02:13:33,958 --> 02:13:38,541
# take a breath and
feel your hand in mine #
1376
02:13:38,542 --> 02:13:41,749
# 'cos I'm by your side #
1377
02:13:41,750 --> 02:13:49,750
# I'm by your side #
1378
02:13:51,792 --> 02:13:57,332
# you were made to love,
you were made to live #
1379
02:13:57,333 --> 02:14:00,249
# we will always win,
we will always win #
1380
02:14:00,250 --> 02:14:08,250
# you were made to love,
you were made to live #
1381
02:14:08,958 --> 02:14:12,166
# we will always win,
we will always win #
1382
02:14:12,167 --> 02:14:14,958
# you were made to love,
you were made to live #
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