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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,040 "One day, when he was naughty, 2 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,080 Mr Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field 3 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,920 and it was full of green lettuces." 4 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:31,040 "Mr Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces." 5 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,720 "This did not seem fair." 6 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,880 Not fair at all! 7 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,520 So there you go. Those are the opening words 8 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,480 to Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure. 9 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,680 But that is not the story you will see. 10 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,920 This, what you're watching right now, is called a framing device, 11 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,760 a story that wraps around the main story 12 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,240 like a warm blanket around a baby. 13 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,000 Steady there. Right! 14 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,520 Now, we have to get your story started. 15 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,400 And it's not about cute rabbits wearing clothes. Not at all! 16 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,200 In fact, 17 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,840 your story 18 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,320 is all about... 19 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,200 Rats! 20 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,280 You've got... 21 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,920 ..r-r-rats! 22 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,920 Rats! 23 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,880 ♪ Twitching noses, cunning faces 24 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,600 ♪ Hiding in the strangest places 25 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,520 ♪ Always gnawing, clawing, peeking 26 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,480 ♪ Climbing, jumping, squealing, squeaking 27 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,640 Agh! 28 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,920 Cluck! Cluck! 29 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,720 ♪ Greedy for your precious treat 30 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,640 ♪ They lick the crumbs from off their feet 31 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,560 ♪ They undermine your soil and ground 32 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,360 ♪ Try to catch them, can't be found! 33 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,040 Hey, that cat can talk! 34 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,560 Rats! 35 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,400 You've... got... rats! 36 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,280 Rats! Whaaat?! 37 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,880 ♪ Nibbling here, napping there 38 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,840 ♪ They widdle on your tableware 39 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,000 ♪ You try to poison, trap and shoot them 40 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,200 ♪ Race and chase and stomp and boot them 41 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,280 ♪ They leap with marvellous agility 42 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,240 ♪ No beast can match their sheer... 43 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,280 Er... Erm... 44 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,640 ..adaptability? 45 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,320 ♪ Rats! Rats! ♪ You've got multiplying rats! 46 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,480 ♪ You've... ♪ You've... 47 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,360 ♪ Got rats! ♪ Got rats! 48 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,280 ♪ Rats! ♪ 49 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,240 There really aren't all that many. 50 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,400 You don't need many for a plague, not if they know their business. 51 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,760 One rat taking a bath in fresh cream and widdling in the flour? 52 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,720 Could be a plague all by himself! 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,800 A plague? We're doomed! 54 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,480 I suppose you want us to pay you to get rid of them! Me? 55 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,280 Just one lone cat? Against all that? 56 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,080 Well, I am good, it's true, but no, no, no, no, 57 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,520 one cat will never do. 58 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,560 Oh, what, then? What? 59 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,600 You need... 60 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,880 ..the Piper. 61 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,360 That's not the Pied Piper! 62 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,080 Hm! Not the real one, anyway. 63 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,880 Your saviour has arrived. Come on, pony up! 64 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:20,640 Oh, it's working! 65 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,920 Yes! 66 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,800 They're leaving! They're leaving! 67 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,800 Whoaaa! 68 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,680 Ahhh... 69 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,520 Yay! No more rats! 70 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,080 No more rats! Whoo! 71 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,040 Hey! Where did the talking cat go? 72 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,320 Whose brilliant idea was the cliff? 73 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,840 The swimming and the water - pfft! - up my nose? 74 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,760 Sorry! Sorry! 75 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,640 That was me! Whoa! 76 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:25,000 The idea just kind of hit me and I ran with it! 77 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,240 Ah, that was fun! 78 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:33,480 Let's do it again! Ooh! It did provide dramatic flair! 79 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,760 A climactic end to the affair! 80 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,120 Yo! Who thinks Keith here 81 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,040 needs to go for a little swim himself? 82 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,920 All in favour? Aye! 83 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,240 Well, that went well! 84 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,080 Says the cat who's perfectly dry. 85 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,520 But look! Cash! Money! 86 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,320 Ahem-hem! 87 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,400 That sound always spells trouble. 88 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,800 Ahem! Morris... 89 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,200 Peaches, Peaches... How many times? It's "Maurice"! 90 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,080 "Mauriiice." 91 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,200 All right, fine, out with it. 92 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,840 Well, Morris, Dangerous Beans thinks we shouldn't live by trickery. 93 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,520 Oh? Is that what Dangerous Beans thinks? 94 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,000 You know, some think 95 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,040 there's a good deal too much thinking going on, and I think I agree. 96 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,880 Peaches is right. 97 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,880 With our newfound intelligence comes a conscience. 98 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,000 We must ask, "Is it right to trick people?" 99 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:37,080 But trickery is what humans are all about! 100 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,880 They're so keen on tricking each other, 101 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,280 they elect governments to do it for them! 102 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,120 But does it feel right? Ahem! What Dangerous Beans means is, 103 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,040 "Do we really need to keep doing THIS?" 104 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,880 "Doing this"? Well, of course, no! 105 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,480 In fact, I don't have to be here at all! I'm a cat, right? 106 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,520 There's no end of things I could be doing, because people like cats. 107 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:04,680 Instead, I choose to help a bunch of ungrateful rodents 108 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,840 who are not exactly number one favourites with humans. Right? 109 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,600 But if I may remind you, 110 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:15,880 you were the ones who wanted to find the island paradise. 111 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,880 Paradise... 112 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,960 Bring forth the sacred book. 113 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,520 Hey, hey, Keith! Hm? 114 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,800 The sacred book! Oh, yes, yes! Er... Ahem! 115 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,480 There you go. 116 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,200 Ah, this is where we're headed! 117 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,840 An ideal land, 118 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,840 where animals talk 119 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,880 and live side-by-side with people in peace! 120 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,240 Oh, look! Animals wearing clothes. 121 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:52,000 A rabbit who walks on his hind legs and wears a blue suit. 122 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,720 And there's a rat called Rupert 123 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,200 and a stoat who goes by the name of Howard. 124 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,480 And Olly the Snake is a bit of a rascal, 125 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,640 but don't worry, nothing truly bad ever happens there! 126 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,040 It is paradise! 127 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,320 In the land of Mr Bunnsy, 128 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,000 there are no poisons, there are no traps! 129 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,760 None of the animals eats any of the others. 130 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,040 It IS paradise. 131 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,960 We must find this place. Exactly! 132 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,040 You've been there, right, Morris? 133 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,400 Me? The Amazing Maurice? 134 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,160 Er, no, not personally, no. But I've spoken to many cats who have. 135 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:34,680 As we all know, it's an island. A beautiful faraway island. 136 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,520 And to get to the island, we need what? Boats. Right? 137 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,560 And to get boats, we need what? Money. Right? 138 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,520 We have to keep making money. Understand? 139 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,800 Fine. That's settled, then. 140 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,280 Keith, let's go. Oh! Our next target is this way. OK, coming! 141 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,560 Oof! 142 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,440 Perhaps... one more town. 143 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,560 Yay! 144 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:18,200 Now, in fact, Morris was lying. 145 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,080 That's the beauty of the framing device, see? 146 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,440 I get to tell you stuff about this story you wouldn't otherwise know. 147 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,840 Like, I can tell you that Morris never spoke to other cats 148 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,320 because no other cat could speak back. 149 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,800 Morris was as unique as the rats! 150 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,000 He knew money was important, so he lied to the rats to make more of it. 151 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,800 In truth, he was building himself a nest egg 152 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,200 so he could make good on his deluxe retirement plan. 153 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,880 And now you know Mr Bunnsy is important to the story 154 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,720 because the rats believe he is real. 155 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,720 They think they can find a land where all the animals talk 156 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,720 and live happily ever after. 157 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,600 "Farmer Fred opened his door 158 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,480 and saw all the animals of Furry Bottom waiting for him." 159 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,360 "We can't find Mr Bunnsy!" ..they cried. 160 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,320 If that sounds ominous 161 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,240 it's because it's called foreshadowing. 162 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,320 Which is kind of a promise to you, 163 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,920 letting you know that if you keep with the story, 164 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,840 it's going to get... 165 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,160 ..ugly. Really ugly! 166 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,960 You, my dear fellows, are the best rat catchers around 167 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,360 and you've done a great job, of course you have. 168 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,040 There are no rats anywhere in the town! 169 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,400 Thank you, Mr Mayor! 170 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,560 That we can see. 171 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,080 Er, what's that? It's just that, 172 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,120 well, the food in the town continues to... 173 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,320 ..disappear! 174 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,720 It's just... 175 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,040 ..gone.Huh? Poof! Uh?! 176 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,280 We are in the midst of a famine! 177 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:05,520 What are you trying to say? Or, in fact, saying? 178 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,840 What I am trying to say, or at least imply, strongly, 179 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,920 is that there must be a connection! 180 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,120 Connection? 181 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,240 The rats? The food? 182 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:21,600 It's rather strange, isn't it? 183 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,880 Talking of strange, that, er, new fellow in town, your employer, 184 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,080 what's his name, It's, er...? Boss Man. 185 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,000 Yes, yes, yes. Well, with all those clothes 186 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,680 and that scarf and the hat, I-I can't really see him, 187 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,360 you know, your boss, I mean. 188 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,560 Strange, you say? 189 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,000 Er, not that strange! 190 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,640 Have you considered 191 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:48,040 that what you have here, 192 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,720 with the missing food, 193 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,560 is a mystery? Mystery! Oh, yes! That's correct! 194 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,320 And with the rats gone, none to be found, 195 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,400 that factor is simply... 196 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,480 ..unrelated. 197 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,080 Unrelated! 198 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,480 Mm-hm. 199 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,080 Always nice to do business with you, 200 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,520 Mr Mayor! 201 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,640 Mum? What is it, love? 202 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,880 I'm hungry! 203 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,280 How about we pick leaves from the ground and make leaf sandwiches? 204 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,120 With no bread. Just leaves. And imaginary jam. 205 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,400 Stay low. Quiet as mice. 206 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,680 Remember, this is a new town. 207 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,120 There's bound to be new traps and poisons. 208 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,040 Allow me. 209 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:06,240 Why do we wear clothes? It makes no... sense! 210 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,880 Unless we're on stage! 211 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,760 Dangerous Beans says it's civilised. 212 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,680 And the concept of the belt is worthy. 213 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,680 You never know what you're going to need next. 214 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,880 Move on! 215 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,960 All right, let's stop here! 216 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:32,840 Number Three Platoon - In-Brine, Sell-By, Sardines and Delicious, 217 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,360 you're on widdling duty. 218 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,840 Go to it! If I don't hear ladies screaming 219 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,000 and running out of their kitchens within ten minutes, 220 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,160 then you're not the rats I think you are. 221 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,040 Number Two Platoon - Big Savings, Best Before, 222 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,000 Special Offer and Do Not Enter, 223 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,680 you're on trap disposal. 224 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,000 Use caution. Never rush, never run. 225 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,640 We don't want to be like the first mouse, eh? No! 226 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,320 Right! What mouse do we want to be like? The second mouse! 227 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,080 Because? Because the second mouse gets the cheese! 228 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,440 You have a question? 229 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,760 Er, what does the first mouse get? 230 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,760 The trap. See? 231 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,800 And then the Bone Rat comes for ya! 232 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,160 The Bone... ..Rat? 233 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,160 Mm-mm. 234 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,920 All right! Go! Go! Go! 235 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,080 Keith and Maurice will be in position soon. 236 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,640 You know what worries me, Dangerous Beans? 237 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,520 What is it that worries you, Darktan? 238 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,760 There aren't any local rats here. Normal rats, you know? 239 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,920 Rat tunnels? Yeah. Rat droppings? In abundance! 240 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,680 But we've seen no actual rats. 241 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,680 A town like this should be full of 'em. 242 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,440 Hm. It smells, doesn't it? 243 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,400 Yeah. It smells. 244 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,560 It smells like a... 245 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,400 A mystery. 246 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,520 Hm. It's still all quiet. 247 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,760 Sounds like the lads didn't start their plague show yet. 248 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,560 50 cents for every dead rat? 249 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,240 They seem serious. 250 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,360 50 cents! Huh! Must be a rich town. 251 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,640 That's good. That's very good. It means more money for me. Oh! 252 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,120 For us! For us, of course! 253 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,440 Yeah, looks like a town with opportunities. 254 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,880 But have you noticed... 255 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,560 ..there's no food?! 256 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:07,600 That is odd! For a market town. Yeah. Especially when you're hungry. 257 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,680 Which is my way of saying, "I'm really hungry!" 258 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,640 Oh, look, this one's open! Ahem! 259 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,440 Good day to you, sir! 260 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,000 We're looking for... food? 261 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,880 Yes, well, there you go. Right under your nose. 262 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,320 Oh. Well, I guess, erm, how much for the... 263 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,720 Too late. Huh? It's gone. 264 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,600 No, but we're very... And now we're closed. Sorry! 265 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,200 Have a nice day! 266 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,280 Maurice, what... What do you think? Maurice? 267 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,800 Maurice! 268 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,240 Maurice? 269 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,320 Maurice? 270 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,120 Agh! Oof! 271 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,320 It has everything you would traditionally want in a kitchen, 272 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,600 except for something to eat. 273 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,240 Maurice, please, let's go, before someone... 274 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,960 Quick, scratch me on the head! There's a girl looking at us. 275 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,400 What? 276 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,320 Who's to say a narrator can't also appear in the story she's telling? 277 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,600 Did that cat just say something? 278 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:13,280 Huh? Cats can't talk! Everybody knows that. 279 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,520 Ah, I get it. You brought the cat here 280 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,120 because you know there's a famine and you're going to sell it. 281 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,280 There's at least two good meals on those bones. 282 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,640 What? You eat cats here? 283 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,000 Ha! Got you! 284 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,640 Yep, she got ya. Mm. 285 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,680 Well, there's some milk that's not gone hard yet, 286 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,240 and a couple of fish heads. That will have to do. 287 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,600 Do? That will be ideal! 288 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,120 But maybe we shouldn't eat your food if there is so little? 289 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,400 No, no, no. My father, who happens to be the mayor, by the way, 290 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,160 says we need to be hospitable. 291 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720 So tell me your name. 292 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,080 Er, Keith. 293 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,560 Oh, that won't do! No hint of mystery. 294 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,680 It just hints of... Keith! 295 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,560 Are you sure that's your real name? I don't know. I'm an orphan. 296 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,480 Ah, yeah! Mm! That's more like it. A mysterious past. 297 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,480 You were stolen at birth, I expect. 298 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,920 You're probably the rightful king of some distant country 299 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,280 and they found someone who looked like you and did a swap! 300 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,520 In that case, you'll have a magic sword, 301 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,320 only it won't look magic, you see, until it's time for you 302 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,880 to manifest your destiny! 303 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,640 You were probably found on a doorstep. Er, actually a hay cart. 304 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,080 Just as good! Hey, it's customary when somebody asks your name 305 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,720 to reciprocate and ask them theirs. 306 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,240 I'm Malicia Grim, by the way. 307 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,920 Er... Hello, 308 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,680 erm, Malicia. 309 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,680 Nice, erm, to... No! Sardines! Back! 310 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,520 Rat! 311 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,800 Sardines, no! Easy on the tap dancing! 312 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,440 Sorry! I've just got these... 313 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,440 ..d-dancing feet! 314 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,080 Whoa! Ugh! 315 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,240 All right. I think it goes like this... 316 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:01,880 This rat is clearly a magical rat. I bet he's not the only one. 317 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,600 Born that way, or something happened to him, or them, 318 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,960 and now they're quite intelligent, despite the tap dancing. 319 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,120 And the cat is friends with you... Why would rats and a cat be friends? 320 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:16,120 There must be some kind of an arrangement. No, don't tell me! 321 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,000 I shouldn't think anyone ever has to tell you anything. 322 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,880 Something to do with plagues of rats, right? 323 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,320 All those towns we've heard about? You got together with Keith here 324 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,440 and you go from town to town pretending to BE a plague of rats, 325 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,360 Keith pretends to be a pied piper and they all follow him out 326 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,600 and you make loads of cash, right? 327 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,160 It's all a big swindle. 328 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,720 She's got us bang to rights, boss. 329 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,760 You won't tell on us, will you? Ha! 330 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,840 A talking cat and a talking, tap-dancing rat? 331 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,960 They'll think I'm making up stories again 332 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,720 and I'll be locked out of my room as punishment. Locked out? 333 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,960 So I can't get to my books. It might not be obvious, but I read a lot. 334 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,120 My father says "Too much!" 335 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,360 Ah! 336 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,840 So, here's the question - how did you learn to talk? 337 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,120 In a real story, this is where we'd get a flashback. 338 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,280 Flashback? What's that? It's where you get the backstory. 339 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,440 Go ahead, tell me what happened. 340 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,720 There doesn't seem to be a way to tell her no. 341 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,720 What happened? Er... 342 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,920 No-one knows for sure, you know, but, erm... 343 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:26,240 Rats eat rubbish. That's what we do! 344 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,280 That was back when we were just normal, everyday rats, 345 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,920 squeaking and squabbling. 346 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,200 We ate whatever we could find. The stubs of candles, for example! 347 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,040 We love candle stubs! 348 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,000 And a weather-beaten broomstick. 349 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,920 That can be good to get your teeth into. And powders and potions. 350 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,320 We drank green bubbly stuff from the bottoms of cauldrons 351 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,880 and gnawed our way through worn-out spell books. 352 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,480 Ha! Doesn't sound like an ordinary rubbish heap! 353 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,120 We eventually figured that out. 354 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,160 The dump belonged to Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork... 355 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,840 ..the establishment of learning, where magic is studied. 356 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,480 All the mixed-up magic leftovers from the men in pointy hats! 357 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,560 I like it. 358 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,520 Once we got smart, we learned to read 359 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,000 and gave ourselves names from the things we found in the dump. 360 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,760 "Sardines." 361 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,640 "Peaches." 362 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,760 "In-Brine!" 363 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,600 What of the cat? Cats don't eat any old rubbish. 364 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,000 Decidedly not! He never ate anything off the dump, 365 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,080 but he did get intelligent around the same time. 366 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,040 As an intelligent cat, I do vow, and it is a point of pride, 367 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,400 to not eat anything that can speak. 368 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,080 I know just what we must do next to solve the mystery of our town! 369 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,840 Huh? What mystery? The missing food! The rats are gone! 370 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,920 Why else would you be in this story, if not to solve the mystery? 371 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,720 We need to sneak into the Rat-Catcher's Guild 372 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,280 and find out what they're up to. 373 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,560 Ah. I am oddly compelled to follow. 374 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,040 It's a gift. I'm off to get my adventure bag. 375 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,120 Yah! Ready? 376 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,160 Let's go! 377 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,320 I think I love her. 378 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,000 Er, sir? 379 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,040 You, er, you wanted to see us, 380 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,400 sir. 381 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,880 There are new rats in town. 382 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:29,320 Are you sure, sir? 383 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:34,040 The traps are empty. We... I can feel it! 384 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,160 Catch them and bring them to me. 385 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,880 Yes, sir! Right off, sir! 386 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,120 You know I have a thing... 387 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,560 ..for rats. 388 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,360 Important safety tip. 389 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,920 Don't eat a dead rat that just ate something, 390 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,600 that just ate something, that made it dead. 391 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,880 Dangerous Beans says we shouldn't eat rats at all. 392 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,880 True. Very true. Unless you're hungry. 393 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,440 But rats are always hungry. My point exactly. 394 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,280 Strange. 395 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,760 Reminds me of, erm, 396 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,320 a Prattle and Johnson Little Snapper, 397 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,680 but those are not round like this one. 398 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,040 Mm... 399 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:33,400 Ah... And there's no extra safety catch. 400 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,720 I think we need... Mr Clicky. 401 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,240 Mr Clicky! Come on, Mr Clicky. 402 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,000 Mr Clicky! 403 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,280 Oy, good luck, buddy! 404 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,280 It's showtime, Mr Clicky! 405 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,080 Go, Mr Clicky, you can do it! 406 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,960 On the double, soldier. 407 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,760 What are you waiting for? 408 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,320 Time to do your duty. 409 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,080 Mr Clicky? Hey! 410 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,240 Where do you think you're going?! Come on, lad! 411 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,320 You're made of metal. This... 412 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,040 can't... hurt. 413 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,440 Ugh! 414 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,600 Darktan?! 415 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,920 Wh... What? 416 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,040 What is this? 417 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,440 Ingenious. Never seen this before. 418 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,280 It's a cage. A cage. 419 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,920 A cage! 420 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,000 What's a cage? 421 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,320 It's used to capture a rat. 422 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,760 Who would want to keep a rat? 423 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:59,320 "And because of Olly the Snake's trick with the road sign, 424 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:04,240 Mr Bunnsy did not know that he had lost his way." 425 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,360 "He wasn't going to Howard the Stoat's tea party." 426 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:12,760 "He was heading into the Dark Wood." 427 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,480 She seems to think that it's no good looking inconspicuous 428 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:34,160 unless people can tell that you are being inconspicuous. 429 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:39,120 The trouble is, your lady friend thinks life works like a fairy tale. 430 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,840 Mm. That's harmless, though, isn't it? 431 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,320 Maybe. But in fairy tales, 432 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,680 when someone gets hurt... 433 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,880 ..it's just a word. 434 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,440 Hm? 435 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,920 Luckily, I'm prepared for every eventuality. 436 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,520 The grapnel and the rope ladder take up a lot of room. 437 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,720 And then there's the medicine kit and the kettle, the back-up kettle, 438 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,720 the sewing kit... ..and the mirror for sending signals 439 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,840 and these! 440 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,760 Hair pins? You just push it into the keyhole and twiddle. 441 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,280 Malicia, those things work in stories, not... That's right! 442 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:23,320 Oh, dear me. So, we're back in your story, are we? 443 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,880 And what am I in your story? 444 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:29,000 Mm, not sure. You're not handsome enough for a love interest 445 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,480 and you're not funny enough for comic relief. 446 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,040 Maybe you're just the sympathetic friend 447 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,040 who serves as a sounding board to help me resolve my ethical dilemmas. 448 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,880 H-How is it you know how to pick locks? 449 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,040 I told you, they lock me out of my room to punish me. 450 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,560 I've seen thieves at work, "cat burglars" they call them 451 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,920 because they are nearly as clever as cats. 452 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,120 They have complicated little tools 453 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,480 which are used with great care and precision. 454 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,360 They don't ever just... 455 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,920 There we are! 456 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,680 That was luck. 457 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,600 Oh, no! I didn't expect this! 458 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,120 Well, it's a dirty room full of junk, what did you expect? 459 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,720 I was expecting something horrible, yet interesting. 460 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,160 Some ghastly clue that would advance the plot. 461 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,840 The world doesn't have a plot. Things just happen, one after another. 462 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,160 Pfft! There's always a plot. You just have to know where to look. 463 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,760 Ha! That's it! A secret passage, of course! 464 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,360 Everyone, look for the entrance to the secret passage! 465 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,360 What does a secret passage look like? 466 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,120 Well, it won't look like one, of course! 467 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,240 Oh, well, in that case, I can see dozens of secret passages. 468 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,000 Er, I don't know how to look for something 469 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,800 that doesn't look like the thing I'm looking for. 470 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,080 Agh! I know it's a rather daring idea, 471 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,840 but suppose there might not be a secret passage? 472 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,840 There has to be! But they're hard to find. 473 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,040 And then you give up, 474 00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:00,120 and it's when you give up and lean against... that wall, 475 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,720 that you inadvertently operate the secret switch! 476 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,040 Huh... 477 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,760 I'll just rest my arm innocently on this coat hook. 478 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,680 And look! A sudden door in the wall miraculously... 479 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,040 ..fails to appear! 480 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,200 Clearly, certain villains totally fail to know 481 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,360 how to design a proper secret passage. 482 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,840 Keith, look! 483 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,440 Hey! Why is there a rat hole in a rat-catchers' building? 484 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,600 I wouldn't come near this place if I were a rat. 485 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,160 Yes! That often happens in stories! 486 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,120 The stupid person comes up with the good idea by accident! 487 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,640 There's a sort of little lever in there. 488 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,800 I'll give it a... push. 489 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,640 Agh! 490 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,000 A trap door! Quite well-hidden. No wonder we didn't see it! 491 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,200 Keith! Are you all right? Not hurt! 492 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,760 Much. 493 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,600 It's a sort of a cellar. 494 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,120 I'm all right because I landed on my head. 495 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,480 Here's a ladder. Why didn't you use it? 496 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,000 I was unable to take advantage of it on account of... 497 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,560 ..falling past it. 498 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,080 Where's my hat? 499 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,640 Ahh! 500 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,560 Oh, my goodness! Huh? 501 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,720 Food! 502 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,320 Smoked ham! 503 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,600 Mmm! So good! 504 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,840 Wow! Over here! 505 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,960 I found the bakery section! 506 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,160 So they are stealing food... 507 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,440 ..mostly at night, 508 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,920 for some undetermined purpose. 509 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,960 Those are the best mysteries! 510 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,600 The more they are solved, the more mysterious they get. 511 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,080 All right, speak up. Agh! 512 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,160 Just say a few words. Or a poem maybe? What about a lim... 513 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,160 Agh! Peaches! 514 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,080 It's you! Put me down! Do you mind? Oh! Of course! 515 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,920 Keith! Sardines! We're in... 516 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,560 Ah, don't worry, I know everything! 517 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,320 We're in trouble! You won't believe what we've found! 518 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,840 I did ask you if you could talk, didn't I? Yes, you did, but... 519 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,000 I'm quite vigilant about asking, you know. 520 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,120 Yes, yes! You've made your point! I believe you! 521 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,440 But we're still in trouble! Why? What's wrong? 522 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,760 Mr Clicky? 523 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,000 What are you doing here? When I get my hands on that wind-up toy... 524 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,280 Darktan! Are you hurt? 525 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320 Ugh! 526 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,920 Pfffff! Just my pride. 527 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,320 Here, 528 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,000 let me handle this. 529 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,440 Where is he? I will crush that useless piece of tin! 530 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,080 Stop! 531 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,320 I just want to talk to ya. It won't hurt! 532 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,640 Well, it will just a little! Back off, Mr Too Many Belts! 533 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,120 It's not cool to pick on the little guys. 534 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,200 He had one job to do! 535 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,480 You're safe with me now. 536 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,080 Huh. So this is what they do. Yeah. 537 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,360 This is new. Insidious. These traps, very cleverly designed. 538 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,440 It would have to be to capture you! 539 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880 They are designed to take us prisoner. 540 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,000 Prisoner? What for? 541 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,720 That's pretty much our business, 542 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,280 don't you think? 543 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,400 I knew you were a part of this! Ha! 544 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,520 Tell us a story, story-telling girl! 545 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,720 You're stealing food, somehow, for some reason. 546 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,880 To feed the rats you've captured, maybe, and must be hiding somewhere. 547 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,880 You don't need to be clever to see that this is a bad situation 548 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920 and might need running away from quite soon. 549 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,400 ..so that's why the food went missing. Get them! 550 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,640 Come here! Such as now. 551 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,440 Oh, you think Malicia is the only person who can comment on the story? 552 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,680 Well, she thinks the story is about her, but it's not. 553 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,640 Check out the title if you harbour any doubts. 554 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,520 Oh, I hate cats! 555 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,400 Rats served on a silver platter! 556 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,600 Get that thing off my foot! Boss Man will be very happy! 557 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,080 And now the kids! 558 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,720 Let go of me! Go and tie 'em up somewhere. Let go! 559 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,480 Hey, look! The rat. Why is it wearing a hat? Hm? 560 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,480 Huh! 561 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,360 Billy, look at that! A show-rat! 562 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,720 Oh, don't look at me like that, like I'm abandoning my friends. 563 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,160 I'm a cat, and cats choose their battles wisely! 564 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,400 Hey, Billy! He'd be good for the pit. 565 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,360 We'll call him The Rat With the Hat! 566 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,720 What are they keeping us for? Normally, a rat is trapped 567 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,200 and then... 568 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,040 What's so funny, Dangerous Beans? 569 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,720 Maurice! I knew you wouldn't let us down, old friend! 570 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,800 I've always said, "We can depend on Maurice." 571 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,680 Never a doubt. Mm. Right. 572 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,760 I saw you rush off to start looking for us, even before we were caught! 573 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,880 Ooh! Hey! 574 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,440 So, what's your plan? First, we get out of here.Excellent. 575 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,880 Then get as far away from this town as possible. 576 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,400 Yeah. After we rescue Sardines. 577 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,680 You left out that part. Yes. 578 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,440 An oversight. Let me go over it again. 579 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,280 First, we get out of here, 580 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,480 then... Ahem! Plus the boy and the girl. 581 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,840 They're tied up in another cellar. We have to rescue them, too. 582 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,880 Oh! Humans, you know! 583 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,960 They'll eventually work it all out, deals will be struck! 584 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,880 We have to find out where they took Sardines. 585 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,960 Perhaps you heard them mention... the pit? 586 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,440 I was in a place once, a storage building. 587 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,720 Some men came in and put a big round wall in the middle of the floor 588 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,800 and called it... the pit.' 589 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,920 They had a box of rats and tipped them into the ring 590 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,120 and then then they put in the dogs. Terriers. '' 591 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,040 The rats fought the dogs? 592 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,440 Fought? No. 593 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,400 Mostly they ran around and around. It's called rat coursing. 594 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,960 How is it we've never heard of this? 595 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,920 Because there wouldn't be any rats left to tell you. 596 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,640 Right, then. 597 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,800 Peaches, Dangerous Beans, Maurice, you go free up Keith and Malicia. 598 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,480 Nourishing, Special Offer, Delicious In-Brine, 599 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,800 we rescue Sardines. His trail will be easy to follow. 600 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,080 He was widdling the entire way. 601 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,400 So, let's go over it again, shall we? 602 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,320 You don't have a knife of any kind? 603 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,880 None. Or some handy matches that could burn through the rope? 604 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,440 No. Sorry. 605 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,840 Did you even look? I looked! 606 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,120 You know, in many ways, 607 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,320 I don't think the plot of this adventure 608 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,120 has been properly structured. 609 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,720 Rrrrgh! 610 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,080 Keep the pace! 611 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,760 All right, I'm running out of patience. 612 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,480 I'm gonna start to reach here. 613 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,480 This would be the ideal time for you to discover your secret powers! 614 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,000 Oh! Great idea! Ah, yeah! 615 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,000 Oh...! Yes? I feel... 616 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,920 Huh? Huh? 617 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,400 No. Nothing. 618 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,160 Ugh! Are you sure? 619 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,840 When I first saw you I thought, "He must have some amazing power 620 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,720 that will manifest itself when we're in trouble." 621 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,400 "No-one could be that useless, unless it was a disguise!" 622 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,320 No! Look, I'm the kind of person heroes aren't. 623 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,080 I'm a cheat, part of a rat scam. 624 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,680 What I do is play music 625 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,880 and I do that pretty well, thank you. 626 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,280 But I am not a hero in disguise. 627 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,720 Sorry to disappoint you. 628 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,640 Oh. 629 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,280 So, you're the commoner 630 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,720 who has to rise to the occasion? 631 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,720 You should've found someone else. 632 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,360 Ow! There's something behind me! 633 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,120 We're gnawing through the ropes! What? Ow! 634 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,400 Hold still! Dangerous Beans! Peaches! 635 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,800 It's about time! Talking animals to the rescue! 636 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,680 Unbelievable! This is almost too easy! 637 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,480 Almost like - pfft! - Mr Bunnsy. 638 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,280 Mr Bunnsy? What about Mr Bunnsy? 639 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480 Oh, those are just books for little kids! 640 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,480 There's a rat and a rabbit and a snake 641 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,720 and they go around having adventures. 642 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:12,120 They wear clothes and talk to humans and everyone's so nice and cosy. 643 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,440 It is so silly! 644 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,880 My father read them to me when I was a kid.Erm... 645 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,360 I think you'd better stop. 646 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,320 Morris? Of course, now I see how simplistic they are! 647 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,720 No subtext, no social commentary. 648 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,880 Doris the Duck loses a shoe? 649 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,080 You call that narrative tension? Malicia, please stop! What? 650 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,720 You knew! YOU KNEW! 651 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,600 There's no island paradise. There never was. 652 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,400 You lied to us! No, I... 653 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,800 Look... No, Peaches, don't! 654 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,800 I never had the heart to tell you. 655 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,960 Peaches, it's all right. No! Peaches! 656 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,720 Peaches? No! 657 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,280 Peaches! Come back! 658 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,280 Dangerous Beans, don't... Peaches! 659 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,800 All their hopes... dashed. 660 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,120 Bad cat! BAD CAT! 661 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,920 Oh, I hate this feeling. That you've done something wrong? 662 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,280 No! That I now need to do something good to make up for it. 663 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:13,280 Like, figure out how to get you two past the rat-catchers. 664 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,760 Peaches? 665 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,040 Peaches? 666 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,240 She came this way. 667 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,920 Peaches, please! We can work things out. 668 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,200 The book is a lie! You lied to me! 669 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,080 The book is not what matters! It's what we make of it! 670 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,960 Go away! 671 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,520 I don't think we are alone down here. 672 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,080 If you would just stay in one place till I get to you! 673 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,320 Leave me alone! 674 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,560 Beans? 675 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,320 Beans? I think there's something else down here! 676 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,920 Peaches! 677 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,320 Bon appetit. 678 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,680 Hey! It's that cat! 679 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,200 Enjoying your last supper? 680 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,440 What? Hey... 681 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,040 What's this? Killalot. 682 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,520 Oh. That sounds bad. What?! 683 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,640 How did you... Hey, you stole our poison! 684 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,280 Steal? No, no, no, no, We don't steal. 685 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,760 We just put it somewhere else. 686 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,480 Set that down. That's dangerous stuff! And tell me where you put it. 687 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,800 Well, now that you mention it, I think the cat there 688 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,720 put most of it in the sugar. 689 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,520 Oh, I knew that tea tasted funny. 690 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,600 You... Don't even think of hurting us. 691 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,920 We might forget where we left the antidote. 692 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,280 There is no antidote to Killalot! 693 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,040 Oh, but there is. I know a few experts on the topic of rat poison. 694 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,720 Answers. Now. 695 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,240 You caught rats alive and crammed them into cages. Why? 696 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,480 I can feel things happening! 697 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,880 Don't you know anything about poison? 698 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,120 Your stomach won't start to melt for about, oh, 20 minutes? 699 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,000 This is great stuff. 700 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,760 Oh, this is inhuman! 701 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,600 No, it's extremely human. Your poisons do it to rats every day. 702 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,840 Now, tell me about the rats in the cages. 703 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,600 At first, we caught a few! For the pit! 704 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,920 Then? We accidentally made a Rat King. 705 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,520 A Rat King? 706 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,160 Is it still alive? I've never seen him afraid before. 707 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,560 IS IT STILL ALIVE?! 708 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,680 Er, w-what is a Rat King? 709 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,640 Rat kings are deadly evil. 710 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,760 A collection of rats, their tails knotted together, and then... 711 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,440 We didn't mean to. We put a handful of rats in a bucket 712 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,000 and later, when we opened the lid... 713 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 ..there it was! 714 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,680 The rats, together, their minds merge to form one creature. 715 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:35,320 It gains consciousness, power, mind power. 716 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,680 It can dominate and control others. 717 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,160 This is a game-changer. 718 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,280 A Rat King? No. This is too much. 719 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,600 Oh, wait! Where are you going? 720 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,800 I, erm, 721 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,800 I have to go and warn the others! 722 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,760 Antidote! Antidote, please! 723 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,440 My stomach feels like there's rats running around in it! 724 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,880 You don't deserve it, but we left it in that little cellar downstairs. 725 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,760 I should hurry if I were you. 726 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,920 Me, too! 727 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,880 How much poison did Maurice give them? 728 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,200 You mean the laxative? Lots. Where is it? 729 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:24,400 But they should be all right if they don't take too much of the antidote. 730 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,840 And what did you leave down there for the antidote? 731 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,520 More laxative. 732 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,720 I've got to find a toilet! 733 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,400 Too late. 734 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,400 The laxative was brilliant. 735 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,160 But giving it to them as an antidote, as well, that is... 736 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,960 Clever? Narratively satisfying? 737 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,560 Genius! 738 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,520 The genius part is, 739 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,480 I know where to go next. 740 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,240 To the forest! 741 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,360 The Dark Wood? 742 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,120 Well, there are trees and it is dark. 743 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:59,240 Why? Don't you know? Don't you read? 744 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,720 There is only one thing that can control a Rat King. 745 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,120 One! In the entire landscape of literature! 746 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,040 We have to get it or all of us are in real trouble. 747 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,720 What? 748 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,520 The pipe of the Pied Piper. 749 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,360 The real Pied Piper! 750 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,480 You hear the words "Rat King" and you get out of there. 751 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,360 Permanently. That's the rule. 752 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,200 Yep! Lucky me! And what an end to the story! 753 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,520 The Amazing Maurice barely escapes with six of his nine lives. 754 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,200 And these little beauties, of course! 755 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,040 Yep, huge advantage being a cat. 756 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,880 Actually, it's too bad for them they're not cats. 757 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,240 Hey, why am I even thinking about them? 758 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,280 I'm not feeling guilty about this. I'm a cat! 759 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,800 Free to follow my own fate. My next big adventure. 760 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,080 I think I'll go to sea. 761 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,640 Always fancied being a ship's cat. 762 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,160 Might get a little bit sick, I suppose, but I'll get used to it. 763 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,920 What a twist! And it's just getting better! 764 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,040 Malicia? You've been up here three days! 765 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,880 Do you want some dinner? 766 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,520 I'm coming down soon, Dad! I promise! 767 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,200 This is not the behaviour of a normal girl. 768 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,320 Where were we? Oh, yes. Mr Bunnsy. 769 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,880 "Ratty Rupert was the bravest rat there ever was." 770 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,040 "Everyone in Furry Bottom said so." 771 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,200 "So he was sent to find Mr Bunnsy." 772 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,560 "Little did he know what was waiting for him." 773 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,320 This must be it. Ten rats in 32 seconds! 774 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,120 Come on, give me a hand. 775 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,120 That's a smidgen over three seconds per rat! 776 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,000 Let's hear it for The Blitz From Bad Blintz! 777 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,120 Billy! 778 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,480 Sardines is not far. 779 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,240 - Ready for the next round? - Yes! 780 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,960 Give it up for... 781 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,800 ..Jacko! 782 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,200 Are you ready 783 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,400 to rattle? 784 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,680 How long will they last? 785 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:54,280 Oh, no! This is even worse than Maurice told! 786 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,600 Sardines is dog food. Idiots! Work together! 787 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,240 You could strip that fleabag to the bone! 788 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,480 That was a quick one! 789 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,000 Six rats in 28 seconds! Good boy! 790 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,400 All right, folks! 791 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,240 For tonight's main event, we've got a real treat for you! 792 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,440 You won't have seen a rat like this before. 793 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,480 We call him The Rat With the Hat! 794 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,200 Sardines! 795 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,080 Your fans are waiting! 796 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,120 Showtime! 797 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,480 And here is the legendary champion, 798 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,000 Brute the Cute! 799 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,600 Aww! 800 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,480 He doesn't stand a chance! All right, all right, calm down! 801 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,280 We do the Rubber-String-Thing! You know what to do! 802 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,480 Everyone get into position! Um, rubber-string... what? 803 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,440 You, come here! Attach the string! Me? 804 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,920 I don't know if I can... Quick! Do it! 805 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,400 OK! All right! 806 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,560 Ten dollars he won't last a second! 807 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,080 Fight! 808 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,520 Oof! 809 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,480 Huh? 810 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,000 Get it done! Double the pressure, half the speed! 811 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,840 ♪ Dip-a-doo-ba-da, boo! 812 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,880 What is the rat doing? The Charleston, I think. 813 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,960 Hurry up! Wait! 814 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,480 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da, baa! ♪ 815 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,640 Now or never! Nearly done! Come on! Got it! 816 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,600 Sardines, here I come...! 817 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,520 I-I... Oh, YOU! 818 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,400 I thought that I would... 819 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,440 Aaaggghhh! 820 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,520 Sardines, we'll get you out of this! 821 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,520 Did the rat just talk? 822 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,000 Don't worry. Stay behind me. 823 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,080 Don't move, I've got you! Huh? 824 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,760 Go on, Brute, get stuck in! 825 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,040 What are you waiting for? 826 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,880 He's not in the right position! 827 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,880 I know, I know... 828 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,760 You've spent your showbusiness career biting rats that ran away. 829 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,920 But rats that fight back... Huh! Huh! 830 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,080 ..they're something new. 831 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,000 Huh? 832 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,520 $15 on the talking rat! 833 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,560 Come on, you mutt, or are you gonna chicken out? 834 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,240 Attack! 835 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,640 Ha-ha! Smell ya later. 836 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,520 Watch it! 837 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,960 Oh, yes! A brawl! 838 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,240 $20 on... 839 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,200 Puh! Humans! 840 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,640 Hey, little fella! 841 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,160 Come on, then. 842 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,560 All in one piece? Good. 843 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,520 Thanks, Darktan! Thanks to all of you! 844 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,080 Mm... 845 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,880 Ha! Welcome to the rescue squad! Mission completed! 846 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,160 Let's go! But stay frosty! 847 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,920 What is that, that tune? 848 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,600 Huh? Oh, sorry, was feeling nervous. It helps me... 849 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,920 Agh! ..if I play. Oof! Ow! 850 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,920 Mm, it was nice. 851 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,200 Say, do you have a princess, or someone else you are in love with, 852 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:09,560 who might be impressed by your heroics? 853 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,840 No, I do not. 854 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,080 Oh, that's too bad, 855 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,360 otherwise you and I might have been an item. 856 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,720 How could my having someone else mean I'm right for you? 857 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,440 Plot complications! Every story needs them. 858 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,600 If you were doing this for someone else, 859 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,120 I would be the girl right in front of you 860 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,600 who's obviously much better for you but you don't see it 861 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,600 and you would realise in the end. 862 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,800 But since there isn't anyone else, I'm not that girl. 863 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,120 Malicia, 864 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,280 this isn't some story. 865 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:52,680 That's what everyone's been trying to tell you. 866 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,960 Listen, orphan boy, who was probably a changeling fairy 867 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,080 and that's why you can play amazing music, 868 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,920 I'll tell you something! 869 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,960 I know about real life. 870 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,560 I know people think I'm silly, 871 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,920 but you know what? 872 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,800 Aaaggghhh! 873 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,040 If you don't turn your life into a story, 874 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,720 you become part of someone else's story! 875 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:24,080 And what if your story doesn't go anywhere? 876 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,320 But it will. It always does. 877 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,640 It has to go somewhere. 878 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,280 There! 879 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,960 There he is! 880 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,400 That's dedication! 881 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,840 He wears his Pied Piper outfit even in his down time. 882 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,320 He looks... 883 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,800 ..somewhat intense! 884 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,920 He did once get upset about an unpaid bill 885 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,320 and magicked an entire town's worth of children into the woods, 886 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,520 never to be found! 887 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,920 And why did you not tell me that 888 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,560 before now? 889 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,440 The original fairy tales are the best. 890 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,680 Really quite brutal. 891 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,240 There it is! 892 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,560 That's the pipe! 893 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,640 Ooh, nice! 894 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,280 Yep. That's it, all right. 895 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,560 I bet he has the whole forest under his spell. 896 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,960 Peaches? 897 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,680 Peaches? 898 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,560 Peaches? 899 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,520 'Hello, Dangerous Beans.' 900 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,640 What? 901 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,000 Where are you? Show me! Let me smell you! 902 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,200 'I'm in your head.' What? How? 903 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,720 'See that small tunnel to your right?' 904 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,040 'Enter it.' 905 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,400 'I'm up here, Dangerous Beans.' 906 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,240 'Come to me.' 907 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:57,200 Why?'Someone I think you know is waiting for you.' 908 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,880 "And as night fell, 909 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,920 Mr Bunnsy remembered, 910 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,120 "There's something terrible 911 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,280 in the Dark Wood!" 912 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,280 Ominous! 913 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,320 Hello, Dangerous Beans. 914 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,480 How do you know my name? 915 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,920 I know you better than you might think. 916 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,760 And, oh, the ability to read your thoughts does help. 917 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,440 Where is Peaches? 918 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,000 Safe. 919 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,600 Where is she? 920 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,320 Safe, I said! I'm keeping her quite close. 921 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,920 Oh, don't be afraid! Rather the opposite. 922 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,480 I would like that you would join me. 923 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,600 Join you? 924 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,120 You are a marvel, Dangerous Beans. 925 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,160 You have a mind to rival my own, 926 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,400 a mind that is thoughtful and wise. 927 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,720 A mind that thinks for many rats, not just one. 928 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,960 Oh, I send them out each night to steal food. 929 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,240 The rats grow stronger, the humans grow weaker. 930 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:41,280 That is the answer to your mystery! 931 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:47,040 Mm... One mind is only as strong as one mind 932 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,760 and two minds are as strong as two, 933 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,160 but put three minds together... 934 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,800 ..three minds are four minds 935 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,240 and four minds are eight minds... 936 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,840 ..AND EIGHT MINDS ARE... 937 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,200 ..one. 938 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,960 Where is Peaches? 939 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,000 No! Help me! Help! 940 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,800 Peaches! Peaches, I'm here! Help me! It's all right! 941 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:20,120 It's all right, Peaches, I'm here. Yes. Yes. 942 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,600 You are here. 943 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,080 Well, we want the same things, you and I. 944 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,840 We have plans. 945 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:33,200 We want the triumph of rats over humans! 946 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,680 I harbour a somewhat different dream. 947 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,920 Individual rats and humans, 948 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:42,120 living together in peace, respect and harmony. 949 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:46,000 Like in a story book? 950 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:51,160 Yes. Exactly like in a story book. 951 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,160 Complete with a happy ending. Meow! 952 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,880 Ugh! 953 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,600 Oh, you want to buy your way out? 954 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,840 Hm, something like... 955 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,640 ..that! 956 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:23,640 Agh! Morris! It's Maurice. 957 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,280 Ah, you silly cat! 958 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,720 Let's go! Beans! Come on! 959 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,840 Silly rat... Silly rat... Silly Rat... Silly Rat... 960 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,520 I can force you to join me. 961 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,360 Join me... Join... Join... Join... 962 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,800 You'll never fit through! I'm a cat! If my head fits, 963 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,840 the rest will follow! 964 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,080 It's futile to run when I'm in your heads! 965 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,920 Don't worry! A cat always lands on its feet! 966 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,240 Agh! Aaaggghhh! 967 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,360 Agh! 968 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,520 Oof! 969 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,760 Ah! Maurice! 970 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,520 Amazing Maurice. 971 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:15,760 We have to get out of here! Get out of town! Fast! 972 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,560 Whoa! Oof! 973 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,120 What about Keith and Malicia? We're dealing with a Rat King! 974 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,200 A Rat King?! Oh, no! 975 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,640 OK, they can catch up. 976 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,240 I'll distract him. You grab the pipe. 977 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,600 What? He's already asleep. 978 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,520 Well, then, I've done my part. 979 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,360 I didn't do it mama, I sw... Mmmmm! 980 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,960 I did... 981 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Wow! 982 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,560 Look out! 983 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,440 Huh? 984 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,360 I'm sorry, Mr Piper, but I'm afraid I must insist 985 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,160 that you hand over that pipe. 986 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,320 Oh, now, is that so? 987 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,920 Yes, that is so! 988 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,600 Or else I've got this and I'm not afraid to use it! 989 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,680 That's a fork. 990 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,480 A knife would be too sharp to carry around in my bag, 991 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,720 so it makes sense for me to use a fork. 992 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,520 Sir? 993 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,640 Did you really steal a town full of children? 994 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,040 Half the things they say about me are not true! 995 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,440 Well, that's a relief! No! 996 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,440 He didn't say which half. Clever girl! 997 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:09,080 And you look tasty, too! Uh-oh! I think he just told us which half. 998 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,680 Out to the oven, both of you! 999 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,640 Ugh! 1000 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,000 I think he got us! 1001 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,360 Whaaa? The oven? 1002 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,880 This is so Hansel and Gretel. 1003 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,480 Now's about the time 1004 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,120 a character we almost forgot will appear unexpectedly 1005 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,960 to pay his debt and save the day! 1006 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,560 Looks like your story doesn't have a happy end. 1007 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,120 In that case, Keith, 1008 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,560 this would be the perfect moment for you to confess 1009 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,560 how you truly feel about me. 1010 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,320 How I truly feel about you? 1011 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,880 Mm-hm! 1012 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,920 Most of the time, 1013 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,200 fairly annoyed. 1014 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,320 Agh! 1015 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:45,880 Aaaggghhh... 1016 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:53,720 I knew I could count on you, Mr Clicky! 1017 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,280 We got it! Let's go! 1018 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,400 Now they have the rare and precious weapon 1019 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,920 to defeat the evil Rat King! 1020 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,200 Everybody, hurry! What's all the fuss about? 1021 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,480 A Rat King? Well, that doesn't sound so bad. 1022 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:11,200 It is, believe me. We need to beat it pronto. 1023 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,800 A dead end! How do we get out? 1024 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,760 Everybody, calm down! Please! 1025 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:21,360 Quiet! I'm trying to think! 1026 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,720 Agh! 1027 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,160 Hey! Watch it! You watch it! 1028 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,280 One rat can think, right? 1029 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,520 But a bunch of rats is just a big animal 1030 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,520 with lots of legs and no brain. 1031 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:42,080 As soon as there's trouble, we're just... rats. 1032 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,120 If it's any help, I'm just a cat. 1033 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,680 Oh, you are not "just a cat", Maurice. 1034 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:51,080 Well, we've always wondered how I got changed, 1035 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,320 even though I never ate any magical rubbish from the wizard's dump. 1036 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,520 Yesss? 1037 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,080 A mystery. Well, er, now might be the time. 1038 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,840 Did you ever know a rat, quite big, one ear missing, 1039 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,120 had a bit of a speech difficulty? 1040 01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,480 Oh, that sounds like Additives. Right? 1041 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,240 Oh, no! 1042 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,880 All right! All right! I ate him! 1043 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,760 I hadn't learned to think yet! I was hungry! 1044 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,280 I ate him and then I got changed, too! 1045 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,240 I admit it! It wasn't my fault. I was just a cat. 1046 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,440 Are you sorry? Sorry? 1047 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,360 Cats are never sorry. They never regret anything! 1048 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:34,240 Except... Except, I do! 1049 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,680 Then, it is all right. Probably. 1050 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,920 Yo, Maurice! Give me a hand! 1051 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,520 Quick! Right, let's get out of here once and for all! 1052 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,800 What's wrong? There... 1053 01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,880 Hello there! 1054 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,640 Oh! Retreat! 1055 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:06,240 Back away, everyone! Oh, please, don't run off! You've just arrived. 1056 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,520 Enough with the masquerade! Show yourself! 1057 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,640 Oh, you want to see me? 1058 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,840 Well, 1059 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,840 here I am! 1060 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,480 Agh! 1061 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:52,960 Do you see me, white rat, in your misty eyesight? 1062 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:58,000 Yes, you do see me. 1063 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,840 And now, come to me, 1064 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,520 my little bunnies! 1065 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:13,040 What is happening? I don't know! 1066 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,800 Busy day? 1067 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,360 No, come on, everyone. You have to fight it! 1068 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,880 He's too strong! 1069 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,600 Maurice, you could get away. 1070 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,400 No! No! I-I would rather stay and stand with my friends. 1071 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,280 Er, no, actually, you could probably get away. What? 1072 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,440 And go get help. But we still give you credit for your noble stance. 1073 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,080 But I... 1074 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,720 Ah, that fluffy tail is probably the last we'll ever see of him. 1075 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,480 Yep.Bye-bye.Good riddance! Ahem! Pardon me! 1076 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,360 Can we continue? Fine. 1077 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:58,400 Come to me! 1078 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,000 Maurice! Keith! 1079 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,400 We've got the Pied Piper's pipe and we're headed back to town. 1080 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:16,480 Good! I'm off to find Keith and Malicia 1081 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,760 and lead them back to battle the Rat King! 1082 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:23,560 Yes! Go! Go! Right! Go! Go! OK, bye! 1083 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,400 Yeah, let's call that a heat-of-the-moment fail. 1084 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:36,240 Yes, that never happened. Let's never mention that, ever, to anyone. 1085 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,840 Deal! So one more time. 1086 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,840 Maurice! We have the pipe! 1087 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,960 The Rat King is on the attack! Follow me! 1088 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,680 Come! 1089 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,960 COME! 1090 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,880 Hey, watch out! Oh, no! 1091 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:03,600 Together, we will be strong! 1092 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,840 Oh, no! 1093 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,680 I got you! 1094 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,200 Your offer is interesting, 1095 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,680 but what of those who aren't strong? 1096 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,480 Agh! 1097 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,920 Delicious! This tickles! 1098 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:26,640 Delicious indeed! The weak are food. That is how it has always been. 1099 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,120 A-ha-ha! Things are becoming clearer. 1100 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,400 No! Ugh! Fight him! For our lives! 1101 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,280 For our future! 1102 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:38,880 Yes, join us! I have great plans! 1103 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:43,800 You only have plans! Well, I have dreams! 1104 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,480 You defy me? 1105 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,680 Excuse me?! What was that? 1106 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,480 Over here! 1107 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,960 You?! Mayor's daughter, ya foolish child! 1108 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,040 Will you please be quiet? 1109 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:01,360 What? Your voice, it's so loud! Just shut up! 1110 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,680 I'm trying to hear the music. 1111 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,040 Music? 1112 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,760 That's right. Music. 1113 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,600 A collection of tonal vibrations of varying durations, 1114 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:10,800 arranged in a pleasant, 1115 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,440 some might even say compelling, order. 1116 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,840 No! No! Agh! 1117 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,200 Malicia, are you sure this is going to work? 1118 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,480 But of course. You just wait. 1119 01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:01,840 Humans... Humans are the vermin of this world. 1120 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,280 Aaaggghhh! 1121 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,960 Keith! 1122 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,680 Humans have tortured and poisoned and killed, 1123 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:14,280 and all of that is now given form in me. 1124 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:18,040 We must live alongside the humans! 1125 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,360 They trap and course us for pleasure. 1126 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:25,760 We will teach them to respect who we are. Arrrgh! 1127 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,200 Oh, yes, we will. 1128 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,560 With fear! 1129 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,280 Keith! Keith! Keith! 1130 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,320 Oy! Keith! 1131 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,280 Oh, why didn't it work? 1132 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,920 Keith, this is your story arc. 1133 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,000 Remember what you've learned and use it! 1134 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,160 But I haven't learned anything! 1135 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,240 Go get him! Ugh! OK! 1136 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,440 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Nourishing! 1137 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,560 This suuuucks! 1138 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,280 Ugh! 1139 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,720 Whaaaa! 1140 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,280 Oof! Ugh! 1141 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,840 Sardines! Stop! 1142 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,920 I'm taking my final bow! 1143 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,600 Ugh! 1144 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,880 And we would rule that rat world together, 1145 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,000 would we? 1146 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,640 We would... co-operate. 1147 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,280 Yeah, right! You co-operate, he rules! 1148 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,920 Smart cat. 1149 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:27,920 The stupid kid is making me seriously angry! 1150 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,440 One moment. 1151 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:36,040 Oh, you really shouldn't have! 1152 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:39,000 You obviously do not know 1153 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:42,040 how a proper showdown ends for the bad guy! 1154 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,280 You'll be... 1155 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,240 ..destroyed! Malicia! 1156 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,920 You talk too much! 1157 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,000 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. 1158 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,160 Join me! 1159 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,160 Malicia? 1160 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,480 Mm? 1161 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,960 Keith! 1162 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:07,880 I'm sorry, the pipe, it's not working. 1163 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,640 It's not the pipe, stupid. 1164 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:12,880 Huh? 1165 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,920 Just play. 1166 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,160 OK. 1167 01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,720 You will obey me! 1168 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:27,360 Never! 1169 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,840 Then, feel my pain! 1170 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,560 Er... Mm... 1171 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,200 W-What's that? 1172 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,480 Oh, it's, er... 1173 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,880 You! 1174 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,200 Huh? 1175 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:57,400 What are you doing? Where are you going? 1176 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,960 Uh! Uh! No, no! Enough! Enough! 1177 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,240 Enough! 1178 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:07,760 Ahh, it's beautiful! 1179 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:14,200 Sweet music! 1180 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:18,560 Sweet, sweet music. 1181 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,840 Over here! Hurry! 1182 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,880 Everybody, this way, fast! 1183 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:31,320 Looks like someone discovered his secret power. 1184 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:51,280 That is beyond ugly! 1185 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,160 Well played, Piper. 1186 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:59,960 Well played! But your music cannot break... 1187 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,120 ..me! 1188 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:17,640 Come now, Dangerous Beans. It is time. 1189 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:21,400 No! You are nothing but darkness! 1190 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,680 And you are nothing but a rat! 1191 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,520 I am more than a rat! 1192 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:30,120 If I am not more than a rat, 1193 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,680 I am nothing at all! 1194 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:36,360 Then, be... 1195 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,520 ..nothing. 1196 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:39,680 Agh! 1197 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,160 Maurice, my friend, 1198 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,720 maybe now it's a good time to be... 1199 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,880 ..just a cat. 1200 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,120 You see, 1201 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,040 the Amazing Maurice, that's me, 1202 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,360 had longed to be a proper cat for months. 1203 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:11,440 I have so much bottled-up ancestral fight and viciousness 1204 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:16,320 flowing through my veins, it sparks off my claws! 1205 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:23,400 The Rat King sends all of his power, 1206 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:27,320 enough to bring down a tiger! 1207 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:31,080 But now, just for a few seconds, 1208 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:34,440 this particular cat could bring down a tiger 1209 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:37,000 all on... 1210 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,720 ..his own! 1211 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,400 Eurgh! 1212 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:47,960 Rrrggghhh! 1213 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,840 Beans! No! 1214 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,600 Did you save him? 1215 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,880 I tried to save him. 1216 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,520 Beans? 1217 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,320 Beans?! Dangerous Beans? 1218 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,760 Please, no! 1219 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,120 Bone Rat. Also known as The Grim Squeaker. 1220 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,600 You've come for Dangerous Beans, I suppose? 1221 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,120 No. After all we've been through? Not gonna happen! 1222 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,760 Argh! 1223 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,640 All right, mister, 1224 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,320 let's hear you talk. 1225 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,280 I'll give you one chance. Unnn! 1226 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:14,640 Desist from attacking my associate, Morris. 1227 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:15,880 That's Mauriiiiice! 1228 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,840 Yes, sir! Mr Death! 1229 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,680 Yes, at once, sir. 1230 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,040 Oof! 1231 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,560 Good to see you again, Morris. 1232 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,400 Hello, sir. Good to see you again, too. 1233 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:33,160 How many lives do you have left now? Erm... 1234 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:38,120 Lemme think. Er, six, sir! Six. Very definitely six lives, sir. 1235 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:42,440 But you were run over by a cart only last month, weren't you? 1236 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,800 Oh, that, sir? No. Buh-Barely grazed me. 1237 01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:49,120 Got away with hardly a scratch, sir. Exactly. 1238 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,800 O-Oh. Oh, I... Yeah. I see. 1239 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,960 That makes five lives, Morris. 1240 01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:00,080 Sir, please, 1241 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:01,920 take two of my lives. 1242 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,320 I would give an extra one in exchange for the life 1243 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:06,320 of this brave little rat. 1244 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:12,000 That is very un-cat-like of you, Morris. I'm amazed. 1245 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,520 Well, I'm pretty shocked too, sir. 1246 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,080 It's just that this one is special. 1247 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,920 Wise and inspiring. 1248 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,920 Your request will be granted. 1249 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:28,880 We came for two lives and two we will take. 1250 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,120 The balance is preserved. 1251 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,960 Thank you, sir! 1252 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,920 Oh, sir? I'm not gonna remember all this, am I, sir? 1253 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,720 Because that would just be too embarrassing. 1254 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,960 Of course not, Morris. 1255 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,160 Beans! 1256 01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:52,800 Beans! 1257 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,080 Please say something! 1258 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,840 Beans? 1259 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,720 Don't leave me! 1260 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,960 Beans... 1261 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,560 Dangerous Beans! 1262 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,760 I thought you were dead! 1263 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,400 I thought so, too! 1264 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,560 What? 1265 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,040 Hey! Ah! 1266 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,960 See, the couple of a story has to kiss 1267 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,880 whenever there are people celebrating around them. 1268 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:36,080 But this is real life? 1269 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,760 And a story. 1270 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,400 Our story. 1271 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,720 Well, in that case... 1272 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,240 Whoa! 1273 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,960 Mmmm! 1274 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:50,440 Mwah! 1275 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,920 Mm... 1276 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:04,040 Maurice, is that a purr? 1277 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:15,240 "Ratty Rupert saved the day, and Mr Bunnsy's hide!" 1278 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,680 "Well done, Ratty Rupert!" 1279 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:21,760 ..cried the animals of Furry Bottom. 1280 01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:28,280 And that is how the story of Mr Bunnsy ends. 1281 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,800 "But how does our story end?" you might ask yourself. 1282 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,320 Well, in the end, 1283 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:37,680 our story is all about... 1284 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,600 ♪ Rats! 1285 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,400 ♪ You've... got... 1286 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:44,840 ♪ ..rats! ♪ 1287 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:48,960 Bad Blintz has become a tourist attraction! 1288 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,080 Ta-da! 1289 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:56,360 People travel from miles around to visit. 1290 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,320 And buy the souvenir mugs and stuffed toys 1291 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:05,520 and other things which have no use whatsoever, 1292 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,720 other than to be bought and taken home. 1293 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:11,400 There you go, dear! The famine is over 1294 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:14,920 and there's plenty of food for everyone! 1295 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:18,520 And once a day, the town's Pied Piper, 1296 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,440 whose name is Keith and, actually, who kisses rather well, 1297 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,400 plays his pipes, 1298 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,280 and the rats dance to the music in a conga line. 1299 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:29,280 Ah, Mr Clicky, my lad. 1300 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:33,040 How's the family today? 1301 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,840 The rats have a town of their own 1302 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,640 and get free use of the library. 1303 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:42,320 And even send their little rats to school. 1304 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,520 In other words, rodents live happily, 1305 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:48,320 side by side, with people. 1306 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:53,880 Just how Peaches once dreamed it would be. 1307 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:58,440 Due to the efforts of Maurice, the Amazing Maurice, 1308 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:02,760 and his educated rodents! 1309 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,480 But mostly... 1310 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,000 ..me! 1311 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:11,120 Meow! 1312 01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:23,000 ♪ Hey, what you doing? 1313 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,200 ♪ I got a pocketful of rhythm for you 1314 01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:28,960 ♪ And if you don't know what it is you should do with it 1315 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,720 ♪ Follow me 1316 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,240 ♪ Hey, where you going? 1317 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:38,320 ♪ I see you looking for your light but you're glowing 1318 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,720 ♪ But if you take a look inside then you'll know 1319 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:42,680 ♪ It's gonna set you free 1320 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,120 ♪ Set you free 1321 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:47,680 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1322 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,600 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1323 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:53,720 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1324 01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,840 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1325 01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,320 ♪ Be yourself 1326 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:00,840 ♪ Cos everybody else 1327 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,520 ♪ Is taking 1328 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:04,040 ♪ And everybody else 1329 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,960 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1330 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,080 ♪ Be yourself 1331 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,680 ♪ Be yourself 1332 01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:13,160 ♪ Cos everybody else 1333 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,840 ♪ Is taking 1334 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:16,200 ♪ And everybody else 1335 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:19,240 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1336 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:23,200 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1337 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,920 ♪ Hey, it's been too long 1338 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:33,080 ♪ And you've been sticking out in places you don't belong 1339 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:35,720 ♪ But when you find the melody of your own song 1340 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,360 ♪ Well, sing along 1341 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:38,840 ♪ Sing along 1342 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,240 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1343 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,240 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1344 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,360 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1345 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:52,240 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1346 01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:53,840 ♪ Be yourself 1347 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,240 ♪ Cos everybody else 1348 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:56,960 ♪ Is taking 1349 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,360 ♪ And everybody else 1350 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,400 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1351 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:03,440 ♪ Be yourself 1352 01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:06,160 ♪ Be yourself 1353 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,520 ♪ Cos everybody else 1354 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,280 ♪ Is taking 1355 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,640 ♪ And everybody else 1356 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,680 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1357 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,760 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1358 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,400 ♪ Be yourself! 1359 01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:22,840 ♪ Oh, be yourself 1360 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,880 ♪ Be yourself 1361 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,480 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1362 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,200 ♪ Be yourself 1363 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,640 ♪ Cos everybody else 1364 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,280 ♪ Is taking 1365 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:36,720 ♪ And everybody else 1366 01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:39,720 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1367 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:44,520 ♪ Be yourself 1368 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:45,920 ♪ Cos everybody else 1369 01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,520 ♪ Is taking 1370 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,000 ♪ And everybody else 1371 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:52,080 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1372 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,080 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1373 01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:56,960 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 1374 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,360 ♪ After all 1375 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:08,880 ♪ That we've been through 1376 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:12,000 ♪ Who'd have thought that we'd be here 1377 01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:14,400 ♪ Take a breath 1378 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:15,960 ♪ And look around you 1379 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,040 ♪ Can you hear it loud and clear? 1380 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:22,760 ♪ Did you tell yourself a story? 1381 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:26,320 ♪ And seen it in your room 1382 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:31,000 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1383 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:34,000 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1384 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:36,080 ♪ Side by side 1385 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,920 ♪ You and I 1386 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:41,360 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1387 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,320 ♪ I feel like 1388 01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:45,160 ♪ I can fly 1389 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,440 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1390 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,520 ♪ And all my life 1391 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,320 ♪ All my nights 1392 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:55,640 ♪ I would give them all to you 1393 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,720 ♪ Side by side 1394 01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:59,600 ♪ You and I 1395 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:03,840 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1396 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,360 ♪ I had dreams 1397 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,800 ♪ Of a hero 1398 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:12,160 ♪ Out of nowhere you appeared 1399 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:15,960 ♪ Sweet, sweet music all around you 1400 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,200 ♪ Everybody wants to hear 1401 01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,920 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1402 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:25,760 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1403 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:27,840 ♪ Side by side 1404 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,520 ♪ You and I 1405 01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,880 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1406 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,920 ♪ I feel like 1407 01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:37,720 ♪ I can fly 1408 01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:40,960 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1409 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,120 ♪ And all my life 1410 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,920 ♪ All my nights 1411 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:49,040 ♪ I would give them all to you 1412 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:51,120 ♪ Side by side 1413 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,920 ♪ You and I 1414 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:57,280 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1415 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:11,600 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1416 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,720 ♪ Side by side 1417 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,520 ♪ You and I 1418 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:18,880 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1419 01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,800 ♪ I feel like 1420 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,600 ♪ I can fly 1421 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,920 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1422 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,080 ♪ And all my life 1423 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:29,840 ♪ All my nights 1424 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:34,240 ♪ I would give them all to you 1425 01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,320 ♪ Side by side 1426 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,160 ♪ You and I 1427 01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:42,480 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted ♪ 1428 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,880 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 102902

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