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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,250 [gentle piano music playing] 4 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:21,041 [knocking] 5 00:00:26,458 --> 00:00:29,625 No, subject to their approval-- Ah, hold on. 6 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:32,625 -Hey. Oh, shit, sorry. Let me, uh… -[man] Uh, sign here. 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,416 [woman] Can you grab the thing? Oh my God, it's heavy. 8 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,833 -[man] Have a good one. -Thank you. 9 00:00:38,916 --> 00:00:40,750 -[kids chattering] -What's this? 10 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,958 I don't know. I've got the CNN thing in like… now. 11 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:46,375 Amy, come on. Look alive. Hold this, please. 12 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,208 On in ten. He's leading you in now. 13 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:49,666 Okay. 14 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,750 [kid giggles] 15 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,000 [music continues] 16 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:56,750 It's from Miles! 17 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:58,791 [music stops abruptly] 18 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,583 [news anchor] And with me now is Connecticut governor, Claire Debella, 19 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,500 whose Senate campaign is picking up steam 20 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:06,958 as she has positioned herself as a very different kind of candidate. 21 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:08,291 Governor, thanks for joining us. 22 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:11,375 Working from home like the rest of us, I can see. 23 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:15,000 Yes. Welcome to our office, campaign center, and kindergarten. 24 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:17,166 We are losing our minds. 25 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:20,500 Your campaign is backed by billionaire philanthropist, Miles Bron, 26 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:25,000 founder of the ubiquitous tech giant, Alpha, which now has dozens of companies 27 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:28,583 from Alpha Cosmos to Alpha Car, Alpha Shop… 28 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:31,458 I know, I know, I know. But what can I do? 29 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:33,708 -You can tell him no. -How about no! 30 00:01:33,791 --> 00:01:35,750 [man] Lionel, you're a scientist, not a publicist. 31 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:36,666 Exactly. 32 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:37,875 You can't keep making excuses 33 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:40,000 for every one of Miles Bron's insane whims. 34 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,541 Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right? 35 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:45,583 Isn't that how he became Miles Bron? You guys have no idea. 36 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:48,000 The man faxes me in the middle of the night. 37 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,208 He loves his faxes. 38 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,583 He sends me his ideas that I'm supposed to… 39 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:54,833 You know what, you tell me. Genius or insanity? 40 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,083 "Uber for biospheres." 41 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:00,333 I don't know. Okay. Maybe? 42 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,541 "AI in dogs equals discourse." 43 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,500 Okay? I mean, all night long, they just keep… 44 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:07,708 But then… 45 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:10,791 Remember "child equals NFT"? 46 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,416 We all laughed, 47 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:16,750 but then the Crypto Kids app paid for this building. 48 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:19,041 -[man 2] Delivery. -I mean, how do you argue with that? 49 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:20,750 -[man 2] I wiped it down. -Yeah, we know. 50 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,458 Never bet against Bron, we know it. 51 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:26,583 But he's asking us to put a volatile substance on a manned flight. 52 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:29,500 He won't listen. He just says, "Make it work." 53 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,541 And what if it works? 54 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,958 This is science, not a religion. 55 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,000 Remember that, Lionel. 56 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:37,958 Because if your name is on this, and it fails, 57 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,125 it will sink you forever. 58 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:43,041 [mysterious music playing] 59 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,541 [Claire] I'm a hard line on climate change. 60 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,000 If that scares you, go stick your head back in the sand. 61 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,375 ["Mothership Connection" playing] 62 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:53,083 -[people laughing, yelling] -My constituents trust I'm gonna fight… 63 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:58,458 ♪ If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys hittin' it ♪ 64 00:02:58,541 --> 00:02:59,708 ♪ Groovin' ♪ 65 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,666 ♪ You gotta hit the band ♪ 66 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,000 ♪ All right, all right… ♪ 67 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,583 I'm so bored. 68 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:06,416 Peg? 69 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:10,125 Peg? 70 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,875 Here! Here. 71 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,083 Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside. 72 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:17,708 [woman] Peg, please, I'm so bored. 73 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,500 No. No phones. 74 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,166 Why can't she have her phone? 75 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,458 'Cause she's mean. 76 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:29,541 No. Because she's afraid that I will tweet 77 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:31,958 an ethnic slur. 78 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:35,666 Again. 79 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,041 Yes. And you agreed no phone for the rest of the media cycle. 80 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,875 I didn't even know that that word referred to Jewish people. 81 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:44,250 I thought it was a generic term for cheap. 82 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,333 "Jewy"? 83 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,416 [sighs] 84 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,875 Everything is so woke these days, it's out of control. 85 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:51,916 Yes. 86 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,458 Love you. Yes. 87 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:56,500 And I say it like I see it, no filter. 88 00:03:57,166 --> 00:04:00,250 If people can't handle it, that's their problem. What's this? 89 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,958 -Don't know. Some guy just dropped it off. -[woman gasps] 90 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,125 [cell phone ringing] 91 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,750 All right, genius, what is this thing? 92 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,666 -Well… -It's a Miles invitation. 93 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,541 [sighs] Well, duh! But I mean, what is it? 94 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:17,000 -It's just like a block of wood. -There's gotta be a way to open it. 95 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,541 It's solid. There's no latches or even visible seams. 96 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:22,125 The wood-grain pattern's weird though. It's like it's familiar. 97 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:24,625 -[cell phone chiming] -Hmm. Oh, wait. Hold on. It's Birdie. 98 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:27,208 Okay, how do you open this thing? 99 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:29,833 -Hi, Birdie. Lionel's on two. Hi, Peg! -Hi! 100 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:32,125 Oh no. Peg's putting out a fire. She'll be back. 101 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,416 Another fire? Bird. What'd you say this time? 102 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,458 -No. -You've got to stay off the Twitter. 103 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:41,166 It's nothing like that. It's fine. Now, is this a Miles thing? 104 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,583 Have you figured out how to open it, Lionel? 105 00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:45,583 Lionel, use your science brain. 106 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,666 I'm working on it. Bird, should you really be having a party? 107 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:52,166 No, they're all in my pod. It's fine. Has anyone heard from Duke? 108 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,333 -No. -No. 109 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:54,791 [clears throat] 110 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,250 So this has gotten some attention recently, 111 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,458 so obviously I would like to speak to this, 112 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,791 and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel, 113 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:04,500 I do not hate boobs. 114 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:09,958 Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese. 115 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:13,375 Breasts nourish our young until the age where we can go out and hunt for them. 116 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:16,250 Let's be honest. Boobs are fun. 117 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,041 There's nothing wrong with that, right, babe? 118 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,750 I love my boobs. They're so much fun. 119 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,166 -Oops! Sorry, feminists! -Sorry, feminists. 120 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:27,166 So when we're talking about the breast-ification of America… 121 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:30,208 I mean, what that means is a breakdown in the natural order. 122 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:32,500 Evolutionary truths that go back billions of years. 123 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,625 So when you're asking a young man in America 124 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:36,791 to slow down so a woman can catch up… 125 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,708 [older woman] Duke! 126 00:05:37,791 --> 00:05:42,166 For centuries, the Western workplace has been dominated by men 'cause… 127 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,416 -[older woman] Dukey! -…that's what nature made us to do. 128 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,541 Dukey! I've been calling you. You gotta answer me when I call! 129 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,791 Mom! Will you shut it? We've been over this a million times. 130 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:54,250 I told you. When me and Whiskey are live, you gotta let us-- 131 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,708 You tell your mother to shut up? 132 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,625 -Sorry. It's just when we're live-- -What? 133 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,250 -When we're-- -What? 134 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,750 Jeez, Mom. I'm sorry. 135 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,708 You got a delivery. It's in the kitchen. 136 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,583 Maybe it's sensitive to heat. 137 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:14,583 -[phone buzzes] -[gasps] Wait. It's Duke. Hold on. 138 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,875 -Duke! -[Duke] Hey, what is this thing? 139 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:19,625 -My mom already broke it. -It's a stereogram. 140 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:22,708 [Duke] She did something to it. It opened up. I don't know. She broke it. 141 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:23,916 A stereogram! 142 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,208 [Claire] A what-a-gram? 143 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,000 Wait, a stereogram! Were those the things-- 144 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,625 [Claire's husband] Magic eye things? I could never do those. 145 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:33,500 [Duke] Ma! What did I tell you about touching my stuff? 146 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,708 [mechanical clicking] 147 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,875 [Peg] Do you group them by color maybe or… 148 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,833 Size? Weight? Should I weigh them? 149 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:52,208 Eight by eight. It's a chessboard. This is a chess endgame. 150 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:55,708 So it's… It's set up for a mate in one. Should I-- 151 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,291 [Lionel] Do it, Kasparov. 152 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,375 [clicks] 153 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,541 [gasps] That's tic-tac-toe! I know this! 154 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,500 -But it's solved already, so it can't be. -It's tic-tac-toe. 155 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,375 But thank you for contributing, Birdie. Yes. 156 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,791 Wait, wait. The tapper thing is for Morse code. 157 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,958 The X's and O's are dots and dashes. 158 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:13,416 Dit's and Da's! 159 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,375 -So that's… Yep. -[Claire gasps] Oh, wow. 160 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,458 O-U-R. Here. 161 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:18,625 It's tic-tac-toe. 162 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,625 -[box clicking] -[soaring music plays] 163 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,833 [Birdie] Is something supposed to happen? 164 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:29,750 [Claire] "N." Maybe it stands for something, 165 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,208 maybe in one of the other puzzles? 166 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:33,250 It's a compass. 167 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,583 -Ma! -It's a compass! 168 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:37,166 Okay, north, south… 169 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,916 Okay, N is for north, so turn it due north. 170 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:41,875 [clicks] 171 00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:43,958 [music box playing] 172 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,708 -[gasps] It's music. Guys, it's music! -Shh! 173 00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:51,958 -Are you mocking me? -Yes. 174 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:55,541 Okay, ha-ha, I'm gonna Shazam it. 175 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,750 What is that? 176 00:07:56,833 --> 00:08:02,208 Alexa, Shazam this song please. Alexa, Shazam this song please. 177 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:05,791 Hey, this is Bach's Little Fugue in G Minor. 178 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,416 -You sure? -Yeah. 179 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,541 Uh, I'm Shazam-ing it. Alexa, Shazam this song please. 180 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:14,750 So a fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune. 181 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:18,250 And when you layer this tune on top of itself, 182 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:22,416 it starts to change and turns into a beautiful new structure. 183 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,583 This can't Shazam. It's a lamp. 184 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:27,208 -I love you, Birdie. -I love you too, Claire. 185 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,708 Wait. "La-la-layered back over itself." Hold on. 186 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,166 See this center wheel? Lift it up. 187 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,000 -[clicks] -[music box stops] 188 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:37,791 [Lionel laughs] 189 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,208 A whole new tune. 190 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:49,125 Freaking Miles, man. Genius. 191 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,666 [Ma] That first one's a Fibonacci sequence. 192 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,625 Ma! 193 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:55,791 [blows raspberry] 194 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,666 No, get your hand off of that. 195 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:00,833 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 196 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,125 Forty-seven for sure? 197 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,291 That's the atomic number for silver. 198 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,875 -Are you-- Are you sure that's silver? -That's silver. 199 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,500 So this is it. 200 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:14,250 All together now. One, two, three. 201 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,500 [soaring music playing] 202 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,625 [mechanical clicking] 203 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,625 [Lionel] Look at that. 204 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,708 [gasps] 205 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:34,916 [harpsichord playing] 206 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,166 "My dear friends, my beautiful disruptors, my closest inner circle…" 207 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,833 "…we could use a moment of normalcy. And so you are cordially invited…" 208 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,250 "…for a long weekend on my private island…" 209 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,916 "…where we will celebrate the bonds that connect us, 210 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,500 and I hope your puzzle-solving skills are whetted." 211 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:51,500 [squeals] 212 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,958 "Because you will also be competing to solve the mystery…" 213 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,041 Whoo! 214 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,750 "…of my murder." 215 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:01,291 "Travel details to come. Please forward any dietary restrictions." 216 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,083 "Love and all my kisses, Miles." 217 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,750 Ma! Where's my speargun? I gotta pack. Babe, get packing! 218 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,708 -What's that? -[door opens, closes] 219 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:13,708 I don't know. 220 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,083 Whoo! 221 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,875 [all cheering] 222 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:23,083 [music crescendoes] 223 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 [breathing heavily] 224 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,750 [soft, suspenseful music playing] 225 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,000 [alarm blaring] 226 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,500 Wait… Hold on. 227 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:39,958 What just happened? 228 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:43,375 Blanc. I saw you go in the engine room. 229 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,458 You're the Imposter. We all know it. 230 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:47,541 Case closed. We're done. 231 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,916 I don't understand this at all. 232 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,375 So Angie caught me, and now the game's just over? 233 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,666 Sorry, Blanc, you're thrown out of the airlock. 234 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,791 It's a no-brainer. 235 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:56,708 I've got to say, 236 00:11:56,791 --> 00:12:00,125 the world's greatest detective… I thought you'd be better at this. 237 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,250 I think maybe this game's just not my thing. 238 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,583 Maybe we should try Quiplash. 239 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,375 -[knock on door] -[Natasha] Uh, or Codenames. 240 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,125 No. No, I… [sighs, tuts] 241 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:13,250 Look, I appreciate what y'all are trying to do for me here. 242 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,458 We're worried about you, buddy. Lockdown hasn't been easy for any of us. 243 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:19,541 But Phillip told me you haven't left the bath for a week. 244 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,708 Oh, that's hyperbole. 245 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:22,916 [knock on door] 246 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,291 Get that, would ya? 247 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,083 [Phillip] You're not in the bath again, are you? 248 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,958 [hesitates] No! 249 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,750 I'm just… [sighs] 250 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:35,875 I lose it between cases anyway. 251 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,833 I think I might be going insane. [chuckles] 252 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:44,541 My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it. 253 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,083 Hey, can I ask… Have you tried crosswords? 254 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,583 No, no, Natasha. 255 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:53,083 I… I don't need puzzles or games. The last thing I need is a vacation. 256 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,791 I need danger, a hunt, a challenge. 257 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:02,166 I need… a great case. 258 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,125 [Phillip] Blanc? There's someone here for you! 259 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,041 With a box! 260 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,958 [dramatic music playing] 261 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,208 [horn honks] 262 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:48,416 [Claire] Whoo. 263 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,916 -[grunts] -[Lionel] Claire, my dear! 264 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,458 Hi, you genius! 265 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,708 [horn honking] 266 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,625 Whoo-hoo! 267 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,875 Hello! Oh my God! 268 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,958 -We can't hug, right? -[Peg] No! 269 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,083 -I mean, can we? -Hi, Peg! 270 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,750 -I wanna hug everybody. -[Lionel] Elbows! 271 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,500 -[Claire] You need help? -[Peg] Yes, please! 272 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,083 Did you two stay at the hotel last night? I didn't see you. 273 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,375 [Claire] No, Birdie, we clearly just arrived. 274 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:26,375 But you… Hello, stranger danger. 275 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,541 [man] Mr. Blanc! You are stranger danger? 276 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:33,333 [Benoit] No, that's fine, Nikos. I don't even know what that means. 277 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,250 [Lionel] Wait a second. Benoit Blanc? 278 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,500 [Claire] Oh my God. Are you Benoit Blanc, the detective? 279 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,916 Did you solve the murder of… Ah, what's her name? 280 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,333 That… The ballet dancer with the thing and the thing. That's you? 281 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,458 [chuckling] It is, in the flesh. 282 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:51,833 I'm obviously familiar with you all as well. 283 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:56,125 Governor. Dr. Toussaint. Miss Birdie Jay. 284 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,041 What an extraordinary gathering. 285 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,208 -[gunshot] -[engine revving] 286 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,083 -[gunshots] -[tires screeching] 287 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,333 [Whiskey] Whoo-hoo! 288 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,125 [laughs] 289 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,500 Crew! We've arrived. 290 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:15,458 [turns off engine] 291 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,708 Disruptors have assembled! 292 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,000 -No, no, absolutely not. -[Birdie] Duke! 293 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:24,041 [Duke grunts] 294 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,791 -[Lionel] The Duke. -[Claire] Duke, hello. 295 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,833 [Duke] Hey, guys. 296 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,750 -Remember my girl, Whiskey? -Hi. 297 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,458 [Claire] Of course, Whiskey. Hello. 298 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,333 Who's that? 299 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,333 [Claire] Why are you in Greece, Mr. Blanc? 300 00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:38,208 I was invited by Miles Bron. 301 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:39,750 Tight with Miles? 302 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,166 [Benoit] No, never met. 303 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,916 [Lionel] Oh, I get it. The, uh… The murder mystery thing. 304 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,666 Benoit Blanc is going to help solve the mystery of Miles' murder. 305 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,416 -This should be fun. -Cute. 306 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,000 [Benoit] Well, we'll see. 307 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,250 [ship horn toots] 308 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,916 [car horn honks] 309 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,833 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Greece. 310 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,166 This fine craft will take you to Mr. Bron's island. 311 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,583 It is a two-hour journey. 312 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:16,916 Your captain, Mr. Andino, will assist you with your luggage. 313 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,958 But first, I'm gonna need you to remove your masks 314 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,208 and extend your tongue. 315 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,250 This will only be momentarily uncomfortable. 316 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,541 -[device fires] -[gags] 317 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,458 -[wristband beeps] -Mr. Cody. 318 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,875 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple. 319 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,166 There's no pineapple. 320 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,291 -[device fires] -[Duke gags] 321 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,958 [Benoit] Well, it seems I'm the odd man out, Governor. 322 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,416 You're all friends. 323 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,916 [Claire] Miles does one of these weekend reunions every year. 324 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Some… nutso invitation. Some extravagant trip. 325 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,250 Just a little… [in Southern accent] …menagerie. 326 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,125 Excuse me, I love your accent. I had to try it. Oh. 327 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,833 -[device fires] -Oh! [coughs] 328 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,333 Eight years of doing these trips, 329 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,916 you're the first new person he's ever invited. 330 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500 -You must be very special. -[Benoit] Oh! Oh, well… [chuckles] 331 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,666 [Birdie chuckles] 332 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,958 What is this material? I love it. 333 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,791 -Cotton, I think. -Sir. 334 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,083 [Benoit] Uh… 335 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,166 What is that? 336 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,333 Open, please. 337 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,083 [device fires] 338 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:12,750 [coughs] 339 00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:14,916 You won't be needing that anymore. 340 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,458 -[Benoit] I won't? -You're good. 341 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,666 [wristband beeps] 342 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,750 What is that? Is that some kind of disinfectant or… 343 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,500 You're good. Have a great trip, everyone. 344 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,666 [car horn honks] 345 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,666 [mysterious music playing] 346 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,666 Andi! Hi! 347 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:02,875 Holy shit. 348 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,250 [dramatic music playing] 349 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,125 [Benoit] I could not help but notice the stir at her arrival. 350 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:36,166 Yeah. That was a stir. 351 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,083 She's not in your little gang? 352 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,875 She was-- She is. 353 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:43,291 Andi started Alpha with Miles ten years ago, just the two of them. 354 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,958 That's Cassandra Brand? 355 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,250 [Lionel] Andi, yeah. 356 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,708 And they're no longer partners? 357 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:52,000 In one legal move, he cut her out completely. 358 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,125 Booted her without a dime, Social Network'd her. 359 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:59,375 Lord. But he still invited her to this weekend? 360 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,208 The question isn't, "Why did he invite her?" 361 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:04,791 It's, "Why did she show up?" 362 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,375 [suspenseful music playing] 363 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,666 Is that dock a Banksy? 364 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,833 Pisceshite. 365 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,708 Oh, is that the name of the island in Greek? 366 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,708 Pisceshite. 367 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,416 Pisceshite. Pisceshite. [laughs] 368 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,166 ["Blackbird" by The Beatles being played on guitar] 369 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,333 [squealing] 370 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,833 Miles! 371 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,208 Oh, my baby, Birdie! 372 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,416 Oh, with your island! 373 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,000 -Serenading me with my song! -On the guitar Paul wrote it on. 374 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,083 [laughs] 375 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,416 I know, legit, right? 376 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,625 But look at your face. It was worth it. Oh! 377 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,625 My friends, my friends, oh, my old friends. 378 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,083 Are we allowed to hug after the whole Men in Black thing? 379 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:16,333 -We can hug. Okay. -Oh, God, bring it in. 380 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,750 -[Miles] Oh! We're allowed to hug. -Ah. Aw. 381 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:19,708 [Miles] Duke! 382 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,958 Hey, buddy. This is a dream. 383 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,583 Not a dream, wide awake. [straining] And it feels so good. 384 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:25,708 [chuckles] 385 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:27,541 Whiskey. 386 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:31,083 Wow. I just… I love that necklace. 387 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,916 -Great. Come on, bring it in. -This old thing? [laughs] 388 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,041 -[Miles] How you doing? -I'm so good. 389 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,166 -[Miles] Yeah? -Mm-hmm. Great island. 390 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,916 [Miles] Greek island, huh? Sexy, right? 391 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,333 So, uh, Benoit Blanc, huh? 392 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,583 -Hmm? -[Whiskey clears throat] 393 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,375 Man, when you throw a murder mystery party, 394 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,541 you do it right, buddy. 395 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,458 [Whiskey] Dukey. 396 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,708 -[Miles] My man. -Hey, pal. 397 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,166 -Good to see you. -You too, buddy. 398 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,166 Hello. 399 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,958 Mr. Bron, I cannot overstate my gratitude for this, I-- 400 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,000 So happy to meet-- 401 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,291 [mysterious music playing] 402 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:09,958 Andi. 403 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,541 You're here. 404 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,416 I am. 405 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,291 All right, when's the murder mystery start? 406 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:22,291 [chuckles] My man, patience. Patience. 407 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,125 Okay, look, I know you guys think I'm a hippie, 408 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,166 but can we just take a second 409 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,166 and fully inbreathiate this moment together? 410 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,458 -[Duke] Mmm. -[Whiskey inhales] 411 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,125 We're old friends. We're still friends. 412 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,958 And I love you all. 413 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,041 I just wanted to say that. 414 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:43,625 But we got a great weekend, just our gang, just us. 415 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:44,750 Hey, hey! 416 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,916 Hey, bro. 417 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,541 -I'm not here. -[bottles clinking] 418 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,500 Who's that? 419 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,541 That's Derol. He's just staying here. He's going through things, 420 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,875 but he's not part of the experience at all, okay? 421 00:21:56,958 --> 00:22:01,625 So first, a proper tour of the Glass Onion. 422 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,625 -[Duke] Here we go. -[Birdie shrieks] Oh my God. 423 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:07,625 The Glass Onion, like our bar! Oh, I loved that baby so much. 424 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,458 Should we, um, get our bags, um… 425 00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,000 [Claire] Sun is blinding. 426 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,833 …or someone will get them for us. Okay. 427 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,041 [Claire] I could use a second in the shade. 428 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,958 -This rich-people shit is weird. -Thank you. 429 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:23,208 I… I have occasionally put on the dog in my life, but this… 430 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,916 This is stretching my stride-taking abilities. 431 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,041 You're doing great. I'm Andi. 432 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,750 That is very genial of you. I'm Benoit. 433 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,750 -You got a flat tire there. -Thank you. 434 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,666 Oh, wow. Okay. 435 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,041 Wow! 436 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,833 It's like an actual huge glass onion. 437 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:47,291 -[Claire] Yep. -[Miles] It's past, present and future. 438 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:51,708 It's what came before, where I am now, what I'll leave to the world. 439 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:52,708 Ignore me. 440 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:55,958 This is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now-- 441 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,041 So, what kind of staff does it take to run a place like this? 442 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,875 Normally like 50, but, you know… Look, I sent everyone home. 443 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:06,125 I just wanna have a normal weekend with my old friends like the old days. 444 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,541 Right? See, look, that's the thing. 445 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,791 This isn't just a rich-asshole house. It's… 446 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,833 I mean, it's not even a house. 447 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:17,041 It's a… It's a commune. For creativity. 448 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,583 Oh, amazing. 449 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:22,625 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 450 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:23,833 What is that? 451 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:27,916 That's the hourly dong. You know I got Phil Glass to compose that? 452 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,291 -What? -Who's Phil Gas? 453 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,583 Okay, let's stop talking and actually start hanging out and having fun. 454 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,791 Your rooms are assigned by the chakra 455 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:38,083 that I most closely associate with each of you. [chuckles] 456 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,083 I know. Go with it, okay? 457 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,583 Your biorhythm monitor is the key to your room. 458 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,291 -It'll lead you to the room using haptics. -Oh my God. 459 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:48,291 [Miles] Get settled in, change. Let's meet up at the pool. 460 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,958 We'll have a chill afternoon. And then the game begins. 461 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,375 -[monitor vibrating] -Ooh. [gasps] 462 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:56,208 Sacral! [laughs] You know me, Miles. 463 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,083 Oh, Miles. 464 00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,750 -Ooh. -Hey, Andi… 465 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,791 -[Birdie gasps] Sacral! -[Miles] I… 466 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,333 I really am glad you're here. 467 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:16,125 Wow. I… I'm sorry, but that is just crazy. 468 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,000 -I know. Hey, Mr. Blanc. -[Benoit] Hmm? 469 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,500 -Could we have a quick word? -Mmm, of course. 470 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,583 [mysterious music playing] 471 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,000 Oh my word. This… 472 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,625 Oh my goodness, me. This is… [chuckles] 473 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:42,958 That is… Wait, what is that? 474 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,375 Oh my God, it's full of stars! 475 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,250 2010, the year we made contact, that's… 476 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,541 Um, this is amazing, just amazing. 477 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:53,875 I… I'm so happy to be here under… 478 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:57,500 If there's any role you'd like me to play in this murder mystery game 479 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:02,250 as the… I don't know, detective, I'd be more than happy to oblige. 480 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:06,125 Just to be included and to… To meet you… 481 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,166 Is that a motorcar? 482 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,458 Oh, yeah. That's my Baby Blue. 483 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:16,000 It's one-of-a-kind. Goes anywhere I go. All around the world. 484 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,541 Why is it on the roof? 485 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,083 'Cause there's nowhere to drive it on the island. 486 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,208 [inhales] Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 487 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,791 [Miles] Mr. Blanc, uh… 488 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,375 I wanted to ask, 489 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:31,125 what are you doing here? 490 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,166 [spluttering] I'm sorry? 491 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,541 What are you doing here? 492 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:36,500 [scoffs] 493 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,000 Uh, you invited me. 494 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:40,750 No, I didn't. 495 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,458 What… 496 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:46,500 You sent me a box. 497 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,083 -Wait, you received a box? -[Benoit] Yes. 498 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:55,541 The wooden box was delivered to my home with some simple children's puzzles 499 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:59,083 which, once I completed them, there was an invitation inside. 500 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,541 Do you have that invitation? 501 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,166 Well, yes, I do. [laughs] 502 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:05,666 I'm sorry. I'm… I'm very confused. 503 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,708 [spluttering] Is this part of the game? 504 00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:09,791 [mouthing] No. 505 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,833 This is just like the other ones, but I didn't send it to you. 506 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:16,916 [mysterious music playing] 507 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,625 How many of these boxes did you create? 508 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:25,291 -Five. One for each of my friends. -No test boxes? No prototypes? 509 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,750 No, my puzzle guy barely got the five done in time, 510 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,250 and he apprenticed with Ricky Jay. 511 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:32,125 And once the boxes are open and the puzzles completed, 512 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:35,083 is there any way to close them again? To… To reset 'em? 513 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,875 Hang on. Hang on. 514 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,875 Someone reset the box. 515 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:46,833 Someone reset the box. They sent it to you as a gag. 516 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:51,416 "Miles is doing a murder mystery. Let's invite Benoit freaking Blanc." 517 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,625 [laughs] 518 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:53,791 It's so good. 519 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:57,208 I am mortified. I don't-- 520 00:26:57,291 --> 00:27:01,500 Why? I've got the predefinite detective in the world at my murder mystery party. 521 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,250 That is so legit. 522 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:07,166 [sighs] Mr. Bron, I've learned through bitter experience 523 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,666 that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with. 524 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:14,125 Okay, look, come on. I'd love to have you visit me in my home. 525 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,375 There, you've been invited. You're an official guest now. 526 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:22,083 Thrilled to have you. I mean, relax. Enjoy yourself. 527 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,958 Hey, try to solve the murder mystery if you can. 528 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,333 I don't want to toot my own horn, but it's pretty next level. 529 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,833 I'm gonna foil. See you at the pool. 530 00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,250 [dramatic music playing] 531 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:55,375 Lionel, you are too sexy to be a scientist. 532 00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:59,083 And, Claire… you look so cute. 533 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,458 Aw, thanks, Bird. 534 00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:03,333 You really try. I like that. You really make an effort. 535 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:05,416 Well, I figured, Greece. 536 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,333 And no masks, I can breathe again. 537 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,500 Look at this pool. I think I'll go for a swim. 538 00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,541 [soaring music plays] 539 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,458 Maybe I'll lay out for a bit. 540 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,458 ["Under the Bridge" being played on guitar] 541 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,791 [Miles] AK and Flea get all the credit, 542 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,666 but Frusciante really is the heart of the Chili Peppers. 543 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,000 -Hey, Blanc! Have a dip. -[chuckles] Hey. 544 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,166 Grab a hard kombucha. They're actually pretty good. 545 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,666 Jared Leto sent 'em over. I think he wants me to invest. 546 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,916 -Well, I am on vacation, so… -Hey, booch me! 547 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,083 There you go. 548 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,083 Yeah. 549 00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,541 Oh! The Baby Blue! 550 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,541 [Duke] Iconic. 551 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:46,416 Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside-- 552 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,041 Anderson Cooper's birthday. 553 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:49,458 [both chuckle] 554 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,916 Coop's parties are memorable. 555 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,000 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[Duke] Yep! 556 00:28:58,541 --> 00:28:59,375 [Duke grunts] 557 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:00,375 [Claire] Oh, God. 558 00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:01,583 [Lionel] Really, Duke? 559 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,333 -[gunshot] -[Claire] Oh my God! 560 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:05,291 Really. 561 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:06,208 Asshole. 562 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,083 [Miles] Now it's a party. 563 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,291 That is quite a piece. 564 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,875 -Never without it. -Mmm. 565 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,291 -So I see. [chuckles] -You never know when shit's gonna go down. 566 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,333 Ah… 567 00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:22,291 [suspenseful music playing] 568 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:30,375 Birdie. You have to tell him. 569 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,083 -You gotta tell him. -I will. 570 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,708 -I'm serious. You gotta-- -I will. 571 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,166 -I will. -You just gotta go beg. 572 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,250 -Okay? -Oh, God. 573 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:39,000 When he goes to his room, just follow him and then do it. 574 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,416 I will take care of him. Don't worry. 575 00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:44,958 [Miles] Cool me off. Gimme a sip of that. 576 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,750 -I'm hot for both-- -That's so hot. 577 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,791 [both laugh] 578 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,625 There was a time, you know, back when… 579 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,250 I was the one on magazines. He was nobody. 580 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,458 He couldn't believe he was even talking to me. 581 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 He said that to me. 582 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:09,333 "You're Birdie Jay, on billboards. I can't believe I'm talking to you." 583 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:13,625 He was this little thing in my hand. 584 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:14,708 [Whiskey laughs] 585 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:18,916 I preferred that. 586 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:33,458 Andi! Hi! Wow. 587 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,333 How long has it been? 588 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,583 Since the trial. So a few months. 589 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:41,583 Mmm, the trial, ugh. That was not fun. 590 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:45,791 I mean, for all of us. For anybody. Right, Peg? 591 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:49,000 Right? I'm uncomfortable. I'm gonna go for a swim. 592 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,500 [machine beeps, whirring] 593 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:56,541 Now, I can handle the Matisse in the bathroom, 594 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:59,833 but is, uh… Is that a fax machine? 595 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,333 [Birdie chuckles] 596 00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,541 Miles doesn't even have a phone. 597 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,875 It's really convenient. I have one number, 598 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,291 goes to all my fax machines all over the world. 599 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,625 There's something about analog that's-- 600 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,791 Oh! Look at this blast from my past. 601 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:15,750 -[chuckles] -Look, everybody. Look. 602 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,166 Miles, you're so funny, having this around. 603 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,583 [Benoit] May I ask, if it isn't too presumptuous of me, 604 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:23,541 what first drew you all together? 605 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:25,583 You're such an eclectic bunch. [chuckles] 606 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:29,375 I think disruptors recognize each other. 607 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:30,291 Yes. 608 00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:33,250 Now you've used that word before, "disruptors." 609 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,583 What does that mean? 610 00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:36,541 [Miles] Some people think Birdie's disruptive 611 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,125 every time she opens her mouth. 612 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,958 I mean, just because she says what everyone's thinking, 613 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,000 but no one's got the nerve to say. 614 00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,916 It's true. I say it like I see it. 615 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,166 No. But seriously, you know about Sweetie Pants, right? 616 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,541 I'm going to embarrass myself here. 617 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:54,791 I adore Sweetie Pants. I live in mine-- 618 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:58,333 You're sitting next to Birdie Jay. She was a fashion icon. 619 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,500 And then the youngest editor ever of She She Magazine. Right? 620 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,541 Establishment BS, on top of the world, but then… 621 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,791 Well… [sighs] 622 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:11,291 Then there was the whole thing with the Halloween costume. 623 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:12,208 Oh. 624 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:16,125 [Birdie] It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way. 625 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:18,875 -Anyway, I had a lot of time at home. -[Benoit] Mm-hmm. 626 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,625 -[Birdie] I just spent all my time in my-- -Oh, in sweatpants. 627 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,708 [Miles] She comes out with designer, high quality, comfortable sweatpants 628 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:27,375 just as a pandemic hits. 629 00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,583 She disrupted her own disruption. She made a killing. 630 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,833 And look at Duke. You think people looked at him 631 00:32:33,916 --> 00:32:35,375 and saw anything other than the beef? 632 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:39,791 You think they saw the first influencer to have a million followers on Twitch? 633 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,583 Yes, I did. Here it is. [grunts] Deal with it. 634 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,125 -Hello. -[Miles] What about Claire? 635 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:48,458 You know, soccer mom in beige throwing grenades into machine politics. 636 00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:52,583 Lionel, he didn't wait ten years licking on the taint of academia 637 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:55,291 to get permission to start pushing the boundaries of science. 638 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:58,833 He just did it. That's what I did with Al-- 639 00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:04,541 That's what we did with Alpha. Disrupt. See… 640 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,541 Tell you a little secret. Your worldview's gonna change. 641 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,083 Once you hear it, you can't unhear it. Is your phone turned off? 642 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,583 -Oh, I left it in my room. -[Miles] Okay. 643 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:22,208 If you want to shake things up, you start with something small. 644 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,791 You break a norm, or an idea, or a convention, 645 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:25,958 some little business model. 646 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:29,458 But you go with things that people are kind of tired of anyway. 647 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,666 Everybody gets excited because you're busting up something 648 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,833 that everyone wanted broken in the first place. 649 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:39,000 That's the infraction point. 650 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:42,625 That's the place where you have to look within yourself 651 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:46,666 and ask, "Am I the kind of person who will keep going?" 652 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,333 Will you break more things? 653 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,958 Break bigger things? 654 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:56,916 Are you willing to break the thing that nobody wants you to break? 655 00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:01,750 Because at that point, people are not gonna be on your side. 656 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,833 They're gonna call you crazy. 657 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:07,125 They're gonna say you're a bully. They're gonna tell you to stop. 658 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,416 Even your partner will say, "You need to stop." 659 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,916 Because as it turns out, 660 00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:18,958 nobody wants you to break the system itself. 661 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:23,375 But that is what true disruption is. 662 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:28,041 And that is what unites all of us. 663 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:32,750 We all got to that line and crossed it. 664 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,416 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 665 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,041 -[Miles] See? -Yeah, yeah. 666 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,541 So, disruptors. 667 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:40,708 All of us. 668 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:44,333 [clapping] 669 00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:47,375 Wow. 670 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:48,291 Mmm! 671 00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:51,291 That was some real red-pill stuff, Miles. 672 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:55,333 The Andi I built Alpha with? She believed it. 673 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:56,750 Oh, I believed it. 674 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,250 I believed it. 675 00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:02,416 Mr. Blanc, you're a detective, right? 676 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,750 Yes, I'm… 677 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,541 Can you spot the other thing? 678 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,416 The real thing this group has in common? 679 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,833 Andi, come on. 680 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:14,625 Oh, Lionel. Everybody knows who Lionel works for. 681 00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,958 That's no secret. 682 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:19,708 And we know who bankrolled Claire's campaign. 683 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:24,083 But when nobody… 684 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:26,791 Nobody would touch Birdie with a ten-foot pole 685 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:31,291 because she went on Oprah and compared herself to Harriet Tubman… 686 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,458 In spirit! Oh, God. 687 00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:34,625 …who do you think showed up 688 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:37,208 as an angel investor in Sweetie Pants? Huh? 689 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:39,416 And Duke. 690 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,166 When Duke got banned from Twitch 691 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,583 for hawking rhino-horn boner pills to teenage boys… 692 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,250 There was zero rhino in those pills. 693 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,125 …who set him up at YouTube 694 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,875 and used their media empire to promote the stream? 695 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,583 That is the common thread here. 696 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:56,083 Every single one of you is holding on for dear life 697 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:58,083 to Miles Bron's golden titties. 698 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:00,416 And each of you, 699 00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:04,208 you'll stab a friend in the back to hold on. 700 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,958 That is what I believe. 701 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,000 [Claire sighs] 702 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:27,000 [Claire] Andi, wait. 703 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,541 [Miles] Wow. 704 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:32,125 That was so real. 705 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,541 Anyway, dinner's at 8:00. 706 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,000 See you all there? Yeah. 707 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:43,625 [Birdie] Like Miles said, 708 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:48,541 I'm a truth-teller. Some people can't handle it. 709 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,625 It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought 710 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,000 for speaking the truth. 711 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,375 Don't you think? 712 00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,916 [mysterious music playing] 713 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,500 Are you calling me dangerous? 714 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:03,875 Well, we'll see. 715 00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,250 If you'll excuse me. 716 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,875 [mysterious music continues] 717 00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,250 [Claire] Something's off. 718 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,041 [Lionel] What do you mean? 719 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:22,208 She's changed. 720 00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:25,750 What's she playing at? 721 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,041 [Peg] Mr. Bron! Wait! 722 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,750 Hey, hi. 723 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,583 -Hello. -[Peg] Uh… 724 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,041 -Please don't do this. -Sorry? 725 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,166 Bird showed me the statement you want her to make to the press about Bangladesh, 726 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:45,833 and if you make her go through with it, her name is… 727 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,541 destroyed. 728 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:53,875 But you see, my resume is just Birdie Jay, Birdie Jay, 729 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:56,125 a short stint in retail, and then Birdie Jay. 730 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:59,333 So if her name is destroyed, then my name is… 731 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:02,625 I… I'm sorry… 732 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,708 It's Peg. 733 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:12,291 I'm begging you. You gotta get her to make that statement. 734 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,375 It is her only way out. 735 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,333 -What-- -Okay, good. 736 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:21,291 But, uh… 737 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:32,625 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 738 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 [lighter clicks] 739 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,041 [alarm blaring] 740 00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,625 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 741 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:04,208 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden. 742 00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,333 [alarms blaring] 743 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:07,416 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. 744 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:11,125 Please, keep our water clean. Please, keep our water clean. 745 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,166 [panting] 746 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:23,916 [Miles laughs] 747 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,041 [rustling] 748 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:35,791 [Miles moaning] 749 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,916 Are you gonna do it for me? 750 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,750 [Miles] Mm-hmm. 751 00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:52,041 ["To Love Somebody" playing] 752 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:01,916 ♪ There's a light ♪ 753 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,125 ♪ A certain kind of light ♪ 754 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:07,708 [Birdie gasps] Wow! 755 00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:10,333 ♪ That never shone on me ♪ 756 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:15,500 ♪ I want my life to be ♪ 757 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,500 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 758 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,375 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 759 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,625 ♪ There's a way… ♪ 760 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:27,416 Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered. 761 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,666 I think I remember everyone's favorite. 762 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,333 And we got tamales. 763 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,541 My chemist. 764 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,166 -Mmm, Lagavulin 16. -[Miles] He likes it heavy on the peat. 765 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,375 [Lionel] Serve it up neat. 766 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:41,500 Is this my Cuban Breeze? 767 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,666 The drink that got us on the no-fly list at St. Barts. What else? 768 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:46,166 Well, #WorthIt. 769 00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:48,041 -Claire-bear. -[Claire] Hmm? 770 00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:49,958 -Room temp white. -[Claire] Pinot Gris. 771 00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,041 [grunts] 772 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:54,458 Halle Berry! That has a kick. 773 00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:56,708 Oh, that's Jeremy Renner's small-batch hot sauce. 774 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:57,791 [clears throat] 775 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:01,041 I let him invest. He sends me a pallet every year. Take a few bottles. 776 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,625 Well… [coughs] …thank you. 777 00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:06,458 I apologize. I don't know your drink, but, you know, pick your poison. 778 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:07,583 Hey, Andi. 779 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:13,666 I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda. 780 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,416 -You know I-- -[Claire] Okay. Miles. 781 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:22,750 [scoffs] I mean, I know you have a thing for it, but… 782 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,875 I mean, this place is the Tate Modern! 783 00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:30,583 Why would you hang a framed print of the Mona Lisa front and center? 784 00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:33,041 It's like having a Che poster in your dorm room. 785 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:34,875 -[Miles] Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 786 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:35,791 Or… 787 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:39,458 Come on. 788 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:41,750 Wait. 789 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,833 -That's impossible, Miles. -[Miles] Mm-hmm. 790 00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:47,666 Forgive my incredulity, but surely… [laughs] No, the Mona Lisa, 791 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,291 that's property of the state. There's no way-- 792 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,750 Blame it on the pando, Blanc. 793 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:55,291 The Louvre was closed, France needed money, 794 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:58,000 and so I bought myself a little short-term loan. 795 00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:01,416 It turns out the transport and the security was most of the cost. 796 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,375 Check this out. 797 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:04,041 [glass shield thuds] 798 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,916 -[Claire] Oh my God. -[Birdie] Oh my God. 799 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,583 -[Birdie laughs] -[sighs] 800 00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:08,833 Don't tell the insurance guys, 801 00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:11,500 but I had a little override button installed. 802 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,541 -Oh, you did. -Where do you think it is? 803 00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:15,916 [thuds] 804 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,125 [Birdie] Oh, my gosh! It's easy. 805 00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:19,583 [Miles] It's so freaking sensitive. 806 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:21,500 A phone dings, it closes up. It's ridiculous, 807 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:25,791 but I needed to be able to look her in the eyes without glass in between us. 808 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,208 My mom took me to Paris when I was six years old. 809 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:34,500 First time I looked at this lady, it changed my life. 810 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:39,333 You know da Vinci invented a technique for brushstrokes that leave no lines? 811 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:44,250 That's how you can look straight at her, and her expression changes every time. 812 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:48,500 Her smile's there, then it disappears. Is she happy? Is she sad? 813 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:49,666 Is it something else? 814 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:54,041 This simple thing that you thought you were looking at, 815 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:59,000 it suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex, 816 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:00,958 it gives you vertigo. 817 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,250 It really is something. 818 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:05,916 It's a classic. 819 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,625 Hey. Not here. 820 00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:13,083 Every time we've gotten to the point where I'm going to strangle you, 821 00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:15,333 you pull something like this, and it's magic. 822 00:43:15,416 --> 00:43:17,791 -Thank you. Thank you. -Look, it all started with her. 823 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:19,708 What did I say to you guys? 824 00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:22,416 The first night we hung out at the Glass Onion, what did I say? 825 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,708 I wanna be responsible for something that gets mentioned 826 00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:26,958 in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. 827 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,000 Forever. 828 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,625 A-and what does that mean? 829 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,250 Oh, it means immortality. 830 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,416 He wants to do something that's gonna change-- 831 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,875 [Claire] Wait a minute, Miles. 832 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:39,500 Why do you have the Mona Lisa in your living room? 833 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,166 In one week, 834 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:45,833 I've invited world leaders and members of the press from all over 835 00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,166 to come to this island. 836 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:51,208 And right here, I'm going to unveil the future. 837 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:56,000 -[sighs] -You know what this is? 838 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:57,875 You know damn well we do. 839 00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,208 What's going on, Miles? 840 00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:02,125 Uh… I don't. [chuckles] 841 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:04,041 -Don't drop it. -[Claire] Oh my God. 842 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,125 [Miles] That's a new solid hydrogen fuel. It's incredibly powerful. 843 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:09,458 It's radically efficient. 844 00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:13,541 Zero carbon emissions, and it's derived from abundant seawater. 845 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:16,458 I call it Klear, with a K. 846 00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:20,500 And at this event, we are going to announce "Klear America." 847 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,583 Our affordable home power solution. 848 00:44:22,666 --> 00:44:25,333 Klear is going to be powering people's dreams, 849 00:44:25,416 --> 00:44:27,916 all over this country, by the end of this year. 850 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,500 -[glass shield thuds] -[sighs] 851 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:31,416 No. 852 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,916 No. Because I was clear with you. 853 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,708 I told you I need two years minimum 854 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:40,916 to test this stuff to see if it's safe or even viable. 855 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:45,541 Claire and I are not gonna be responsible for putting something out in the world 856 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,291 before it's tested and-- 857 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:53,208 Oh, no. 858 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,208 Oh, yeah. 859 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,708 No. 860 00:44:56,791 --> 00:45:00,750 You're running this entire place off this? 861 00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:03,208 All of it. All this awesome lighting, 862 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:07,000 the heating and cooling, everything right down to my fax machine. 863 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:10,958 The whole Glass Onion is powered by Klear. 864 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,333 Oh my God, Miles. 865 00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,750 Guys, we did it. 866 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:16,791 I'm out. I'm done. 867 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,375 This is reckless. And you're gonna get somebody killed. 868 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,291 Bro, you're not getting out. 869 00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:26,291 It's already happening. 870 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,916 I love you. Come on, let's… Let's eat! 871 00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:32,916 [Lionel sighs heavily] 872 00:45:34,416 --> 00:45:35,625 Okay, gang. 873 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:41,500 It's been a memorable weekend already, to be sure, but now the real fun starts. 874 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:47,416 We got three days to bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea, 875 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,750 eat good food and wine, and enjoy each other's company. 876 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:54,958 But alongside and underneath the partay, you've been charged with a serious task. 877 00:45:55,583 --> 00:46:00,750 Because tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed. 878 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:01,833 [Claire scoffs] 879 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,375 My murder. 880 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,708 You will have to closely observe the crime. 881 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,000 Consider what you know about each other. 882 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:12,375 Know that across the island, I've hidden clues. 883 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:16,625 Some may be helpful, some may misdirect. That's for you to determine. 884 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:23,541 But if anyone can name the killer, tell me how they achieved the murder, 885 00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:26,875 and, most importantly, what was the motive, 886 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,041 that person wins our game. 887 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,583 Any questions? 888 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,625 Uh, wait… What do we win? 889 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,250 I… What do you mean? What do you… 890 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:42,125 What do you want? 891 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,791 No. No, nothing, I just… 892 00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,458 I just thought maybe there was a prize or something. 893 00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:51,041 I… An iPad or like… 894 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,125 Okay, fine. Yeah, no, the winner gets an iPad. 895 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:01,875 And, uh, once you're dead, will we still be able to talk to you? 896 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:05,541 Yeah, I'm not playing dead the whole weekend, dude. [splutters] 897 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:06,708 We hang, but I… 898 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:09,416 You just can't ask me questions. I'm not gonna help. 899 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:13,000 I don't actually need an iPad. I'm just saying. It's just… 900 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:16,583 When you said "win," it… You know, it made me say it. 901 00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,458 Can we, um, work together? 902 00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:21,708 [Miles] Um, only one person can solve the crime, 903 00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:25,583 so if you got a theory, keep it close to your chest. 904 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:28,958 It's designed to be hard. This will take the whole weekend. 905 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:30,791 Well, this is truly delightful. 906 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,291 Oh! Have we started already, is it-- 907 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:36,791 -Well, the murder hasn't happened. But… -Oh, yeah. 908 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,416 Yeah, why not? As Watson said to Holmes-- 909 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:43,458 It was Birdie who planted a remote device on a crossbow 910 00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:47,541 in revenge for you stealing her signature Ren Diamond. 911 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,458 Look at the seating arrangement. 912 00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:58,375 It triangulates Birdie just perfectly with that thing, 913 00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:00,958 which is loaded with a dummy bolt. 914 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,666 Aimed directly… 915 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,541 at Mr. Bron. 916 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:13,333 Now I believe close inspection will reveal some sort of remote triggering device, 917 00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:19,500 but more damning, that is a vintage Jayhawk brand crossbow. 918 00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:22,166 Jayhawk, Birdie Jay. 919 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,875 Of course, there are other superfluous and rather clumsy clues. 920 00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:28,375 The hedgerow in the south garden spells letter B. 921 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:31,833 Birdie's room is the sacral chakra, which is the one blocked by guilt. 922 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:35,958 Blah, blah, blah. But the motive, yes, 923 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:40,000 on the cleverly planted 1998 issue of The Face magazine 924 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,750 with Birdie on the cover… 925 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:46,916 [chuckles] …she famously wore what became known as the Ren Diamond. 926 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 And that's a family heirloom, I believe. 927 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:53,958 Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn't know what a "blood diamond" was so-- 928 00:48:54,041 --> 00:49:00,083 Mr. Bron, the large pendulous locket which is… Has not left your neck. 929 00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:04,041 [chuckles] Bit out of keeping with your breezy island style. 930 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:06,666 Would you kindly open it for us? 931 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:13,875 [screams] 932 00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:15,875 My Ren Diamond! 933 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:20,500 A dramatic, passionate and colorful crime for a fashionista. 934 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,916 Miss Birdie Jay. 935 00:49:22,791 --> 00:49:28,208 Unfortunately, this crime clashed with the presence of Benoit Blanc. 936 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:34,791 [Benoit laughs] Oh! 937 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:39,500 That… See that? That just went up… Very good. Very good. 938 00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:48,166 My God, that just felt so good. So solid, so satisfying! 939 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,625 You know, like one of those mini-crosswords The Times has 940 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:56,083 or, you know, I have a chef friend, and she speaks of trying to create 941 00:49:56,166 --> 00:50:01,833 the perfect bite and that just felt like the most satisfying bite-sized-- 942 00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:09,166 You're angry. 943 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:15,000 No, Blanc, I'm, uh, just, you know… 944 00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:16,708 What the hell? 945 00:50:17,625 --> 00:50:21,458 That was not the simplest thing to set up, so… 946 00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:24,208 It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's just… 947 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,666 I hired Gillian Flynn to write the whole thing-- 948 00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:30,583 -Oh, she's quite good. -She's goddamn expensive, is what she is. 949 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:35,333 What am I supposed to do now? Play Yahtzee all weekend? Just… [exhales] 950 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:42,333 Mr. Bron, truth is, I… I ruined your game on purpose 951 00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,458 and for a very good reason. 952 00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:46,875 I'm sorry, what? 953 00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:51,708 I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor. 954 00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:54,666 An object that seems densely layered, 955 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,583 but in reality the center is in plain sight. 956 00:50:58,166 --> 00:51:01,708 Your relationship with these people may seem complex, 957 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:04,833 but look, what you've done this weekend is crystal clear. 958 00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,416 You've taken seven people, 959 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:10,791 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm, 960 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,791 gathered them together on a remote island 961 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:17,250 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads. 962 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:22,375 It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! 963 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,166 Oh, whoa. [chuckles] 964 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,375 Come on. 965 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,750 So you play hardball with Lionel, threaten to destroy his reputation 966 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:34,500 if he does not play along and power a manned rocket with Klear. 967 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:36,250 But now with Claire too… 968 00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:39,083 Now perhaps, you threaten to support her opponent 969 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:43,958 in the up-and-coming election if she does not approve your power plant. 970 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:46,208 You have done some homework. 971 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:49,000 And Birdie. Bangladesh. 972 00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:51,958 Sweetie Pants are manufactured there in a sweatshop. 973 00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:55,458 You're making Birdie take the fall to cover your ass as the main investor. 974 00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:02,375 And Duke? Well… [chuckles] …we all know why Duke wants to kill you. 975 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:04,208 He doesn't know about that. 976 00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:06,208 Yes, he does. 977 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:10,666 Take my presence as a sign. 978 00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:16,500 For at least one person on this island, this is not a game. 979 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,833 Oh, this is the famous napkin! 980 00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,791 I know this story. 981 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,125 -Right… -Will you look at that? 982 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,708 I sketched out the original idea for Alpha on a cocktail napkin 983 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:32,583 and I showed it to Andi one night at the Glass Onion. 984 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:34,791 That was our local bar. 985 00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:40,791 That's where it all began. But they tore it down the year after that. 986 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:41,750 [Benoit] Mm-hmm. 987 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,500 [sighs] Andi. 988 00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:46,791 Yes, Andi. 989 00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,875 Andi used to tell me the truth. 990 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,458 Nobody does that now. 991 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,166 It's all just fake smiles and agendas 992 00:52:56,250 --> 00:53:00,250 and people wanting what they think they're owed. 993 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:06,000 Hating you when you don't give it to them because that's what you're there for. 994 00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:15,333 I know it's probably hard to have sympathy for the poor, tortured billionaire. But… 995 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,416 God damn, I miss that bar. 996 00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:23,000 ["Take Me Home, Country Roads" by Toots and the Maytals playing] 997 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:25,291 -[cell phone dings] -[glass shields thudding] 998 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,083 ♪ Yeah, listen… ♪ 999 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:38,458 -[phone dings] -[thuds] 1000 00:53:38,541 --> 00:53:40,291 You know, you could just power it down. 1001 00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:42,791 Ah, it's my Google Alerts. Got them for all you guys. 1002 00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:45,000 Whiskey, sports I like, general interests. 1003 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:46,916 -[phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1004 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,708 You have a Google Alert for the word "movie"? 1005 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:52,208 I like movies. Don't hate. Nerd. 1006 00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:54,250 Oh, thank God for Benoit Blanc. 1007 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,958 We don't have to spend the weekend spelling hedges. 1008 00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:59,875 Well, I'm out of here. Tomorrow morning. Gone. 1009 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:01,708 We just got here. 1010 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:03,458 [imitates crying] 1011 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,541 You can stay, have fun. 1012 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:08,291 -Fine. You're murdering my vibe. -[cell phone ringing] 1013 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:11,791 [Lionel] Well, I hate saying this in any context, 1014 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:12,791 but I'm with Duke. 1015 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:16,583 Or we can get drunk and enjoy paradise for the weekend. 1016 00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:18,750 We should probably go too. 1017 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:22,791 No. Miserable in paradise. We've all earned this. 1018 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:24,041 Yes, you have. 1019 00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,083 Are we even gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 1020 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,625 Or just gonna throw a blanket over it and push through the weekend? 1021 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:36,666 Am I the elephant? 1022 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:39,250 Yeah. You're the elephant! 1023 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,333 You're not that bad. 1024 00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:42,125 [Lionel] What'd you come for, Andi? 1025 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:45,333 Given the circumstances, I think it's a fair question. 1026 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,791 Fair? 1027 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:51,875 Oh my God. Yes, no, fine. Nothing about any of this is fair. 1028 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:53,583 Congratulations. Now, you know. 1029 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,958 And we all stuck with Miles. What do you want? 1030 00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:04,708 Do you wanna know why we did it? Hmm? Really? Why? Do the math. It's easy math. 1031 00:55:05,708 --> 00:55:09,666 [scoffs] So you come here, in your Gucci flats, telling us… 1032 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,583 Valentino. 1033 00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:11,791 …that we owe you? 1034 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,833 You made money off of Alpha all those years. 1035 00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,583 You did fine. You got yours. 1036 00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:17,500 I got? 1037 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:23,000 No, he got his from me. All of it! 1038 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:28,291 My life was taken away from me by someone, by everyone in this room. 1039 00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:31,500 My life! Do you even know what that means? 1040 00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:32,625 Huh? 1041 00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:35,416 What Claire's trying to say, is we're sorry. 1042 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,708 We feel bad for you. What do you want? 1043 00:55:38,791 --> 00:55:41,250 -Are you really asking me that? -[Claire] Yes. What do you want? 1044 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,541 A check? You want performative pity? 1045 00:55:43,625 --> 00:55:44,625 [sighs] 1046 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,458 Just tell us the right words that we can use 1047 00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:49,416 so that we can get on with our lives. 1048 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,083 You want revenge? You want to slit Miles' throat? 1049 00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:56,916 You wanna take us all down? What? Just drop the bombshell! Say it! 1050 00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,625 -Say it! -I want the truth! 1051 00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:00,750 [thuds] 1052 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,083 I want the truth. 1053 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,166 I can give you that. 1054 00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,125 I'll be the asshole. 1055 00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:12,833 [sighs] 1056 00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:20,708 The truth is, is that we are all holding on to that golden tit. 1057 00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,375 We're all playing the same game here, honey. 1058 00:56:24,541 --> 00:56:25,500 You lost. 1059 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:29,166 So you can go ahead and put yourself up on a cross 1060 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:32,750 like some unspeakable crime has been committed against you 1061 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,791 that none of us could possibly imagine. 1062 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,041 But me, I'm tired of pretending like you're the victim in this game. 1063 00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:43,708 You just couldn't hack it. 1064 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:49,500 You're the loser. There. That's the truth. 1065 00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:56,125 [Duke grunts] 1066 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,291 -[cell phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1067 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:00,416 There she is. There's the Andi I know. 1068 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,541 [Duke chuckles] 1069 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:02,708 [cell phone dings] 1070 00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:03,708 [Miles] Okay. 1071 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:05,916 Oh, jeez, detective. 1072 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,250 Your next assignment is who killed the party. 1073 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,083 -[cell phone dings] -[Claire grunts] 1074 00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:11,875 -[Miles] Come on, guys! -[glass shield thuds] 1075 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:15,458 Blanc ruined my game. It's okay. Hey, Alpha DJ, give us something upbeat! 1076 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:18,166 Miles, I'm gonna be leaving in the morning. 1077 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:20,041 -["Star" by David Bowie playing] -Yeah, me too. 1078 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:24,291 No. No, we're having a champagne brunch on the beach tomorrow. 1079 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,750 You're gonna try foil surfing, 1080 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,125 and you're gonna put some aloe on, work on that tan, 1081 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:30,708 and make your constituents say, "What was she doing in lockdown?" 1082 00:57:30,791 --> 00:57:32,416 Birdie, come on, dance with me. 1083 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,791 Come on, pretty lady, get that smile up. Come on, come on. 1084 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,416 [both chuckle] 1085 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:42,291 Where's Andi? 1086 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,458 -Yeah, where is Andi? Come on! -[cell phone dings] 1087 00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:48,125 [Miles] Hey. Duke's smiling. There it is, there's my guy. 1088 00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:50,125 What's going on? You look like you got good news. 1089 00:57:50,208 --> 00:57:52,833 I was wondering why my Googs are blowing up. 1090 00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:56,500 The views on my channel are off the charts. You gotta see this. 1091 00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:57,625 Ooh! 1092 00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,916 This is all over the Internet. I mean, look at those numbers. 1093 00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:04,166 That's fire. That changes things, right? 1094 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,500 It sure does. 1095 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:09,458 Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News? 1096 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:11,666 -You bet your ass. Come here. -[laughs] 1097 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,541 -Congratulations. -Dukey! That's amazing! Let me see! 1098 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,250 Everything works out in the end. 1099 00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:18,916 -You gotta keep the faith. -[phone dings] 1100 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:19,833 [thuds] 1101 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,708 [Miles] Guys, have I ever let you down? 1102 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:24,125 Have we ever not pulled through? Pulled it off? 1103 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,666 You're staying. Yes? You're staying. Okay. Love it. 1104 00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,833 Come on, this is our time. 1105 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:35,250 You feel it? What did we all used to say? Fake it till you make it 1106 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,583 and have fun while we're doing it. It's happening. 1107 00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,041 -[phone dings] -[thuds] 1108 00:58:39,125 --> 00:58:42,708 We're all changing the world, all of us! Making a dent in our own ways. 1109 00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:47,041 Five minutes ago, Blanc was telling me that this whole party was a dangerous idea 1110 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,708 'cause you all hate me so much that one of you would actually wanna… 1111 00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:55,375 -It doesn't even matter. It's so silly. -[Birdie] Whoo! 1112 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:58,416 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing. 1113 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,500 Just… Watch this dress. Spin that dress again. 1114 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,250 [Birdie] Everybody, Miles says look at me! 1115 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:04,916 -[cell phone dings] -[thuds] 1116 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,708 Look at you. She's a bird. 1117 00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:10,291 I want a toast. I want a toast to The Disruptors. 1118 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,791 My OGs. I love you. All of you. 1119 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:16,666 [laughs] Disruptors! Breaking it and making it! 1120 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,250 [song continues playing] 1121 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,750 [Birdie] Whoo! 1122 00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:25,250 Turn up the music. We're going in the pool tonight! 1123 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,833 We're all starting in the pool tonight. That's what I want. 1124 00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:29,250 Miles. 1125 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:31,083 On your feet, genius. I wanna see-- 1126 00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,458 Miles, Duke. 1127 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:35,208 [gasping] 1128 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,333 Whoo! 1129 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,791 [Duke gasping] 1130 00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:41,791 Jesus. 1131 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:43,375 [gasping] 1132 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:50,416 -[screams] -[gasping] 1133 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:51,958 [dramatic music playing] 1134 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:56,958 [Birdie] Duke! 1135 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:01,125 [Claire] What… Is he choking? 1136 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,500 -[Lionel] Yeah, I think he's-- -No, he's not choking. 1137 01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:06,583 -Okay. -[Lionel] You got him? 1138 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,166 -[Benoit] Yeah. -[Lionel] Duke. 1139 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:12,000 You see anything in there? No, because I feel like he's… 1140 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,541 [grunts, breathes heavily] 1141 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,250 I… 1142 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,416 [shudders] 1143 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,291 What? 1144 01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:34,166 I'm afraid Mr. Cody is… is dead. 1145 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,333 -No, Duke! No! -[Birdie screams] 1146 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:43,041 [screams] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1147 01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:46,208 What happened? Did he choke? What happened? 1148 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,916 [Benoit] There was no obstruction in his airways. 1149 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,791 But we won't know the cause of death without an autopsy. 1150 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:53,166 What just happened? 1151 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:58,750 My dear, would you do me a favor? Would you come sit over here? 1152 01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:01,208 Just so I can take care of Mr. Cody. 1153 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:03,916 Yes, that's right. Mr. Bron, would… 1154 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,041 Would you call your boat and have them come immediately? 1155 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,625 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1156 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:10,916 Mr. Bron! 1157 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,500 I'll do it. I'll do it. 1158 01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:17,333 How do I do it? 1159 01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:19,833 There's a… There's a radio room, through there. 1160 01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:22,041 You tell them we need medical personnel and police. 1161 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:22,958 [Lionel] Okay, yeah. 1162 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:26,708 Listen, I must insist that nobody touch the body 1163 01:01:26,791 --> 01:01:28,666 or disturb anything around it. 1164 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:29,625 Police? 1165 01:01:31,208 --> 01:01:33,833 Are you treating this as a crime scene then? 1166 01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:38,125 Oh my God. No, wait, wait, this is bad. [spluttering] I can't. I… 1167 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,583 The police always come. It's protocol. 1168 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,083 [Claire] I can see the headlines! 1169 01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:46,666 "Governor jets off to Greece in a pandemic with a men's rights YouTuber who dies!" 1170 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,083 Oh my God. No, I-- 1171 01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,083 [stomach gurgling] 1172 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,166 Bacardi… 1173 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,291 [retching] 1174 01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:54,416 [crying] 1175 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,750 I think Mr. Blanc's… 1176 01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:01,250 You're not saying it was done with intention, are you? 1177 01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,625 Well, we don't know. 1178 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:06,750 But Mr. Cody's death was so acute and violent… yes. 1179 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:13,333 My guess is something was put in his drink, intentionally. 1180 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,000 [dramatic music playing] 1181 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,875 What do you mean "morning"? How's that possible? 1182 01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:24,500 [Andino] Pisceshite! Dock is Pisceshite! 1183 01:02:24,583 --> 01:02:26,791 Piece-of-shite. Piece of… 1184 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:33,625 Boat can't come till low tide in the morning. 6:00 a.m. at the earliest. 1185 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,958 Do they understand the situation? 1186 01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:37,666 There is no other landing point, 1187 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:41,250 and Miles' dumbass Banksy dock was set to low-tide height 1188 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,708 and it isn't buoyant. It is a piece of shit. 1189 01:02:43,791 --> 01:02:47,125 Oh, heck. Yeah, all right, all right. Um… 1190 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:52,291 I suggest you all retire to your rooms, lock the doors until 5:30, 1191 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:56,208 when we will convene here and walk together to the dock. 1192 01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:57,833 I'll stay up all night with the body. 1193 01:02:57,916 --> 01:03:00,791 Make sure it's not tampered with in any way. 1194 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:03,541 I recommend that everyone gets some sleep. 1195 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:10,000 Oh! 1196 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,250 That is… 1197 01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,708 [gasps] That's your glass, Miles. 1198 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,291 [Miles] He… 1199 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:26,750 He picked up mine. 1200 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:32,333 He picked up mine. 1201 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:33,333 He… 1202 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,791 Now we could… 1203 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:40,708 Uh… 1204 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:43,291 Oh, come on, Miles. 1205 01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:45,125 Miles, it's us! 1206 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:46,750 Miles, baby, for real? 1207 01:03:47,541 --> 01:03:49,000 I'll pay you one billion dollars 1208 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:50,833 to tell me which one of them tried to kill me. 1209 01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:51,958 -Miles! -Miles! 1210 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,500 -[phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1211 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,541 I'm just going to silence Duke's phone. 1212 01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,041 We're staying here in this room. 1213 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:02,833 I'm keeping you all in plain sight until that boat arrives. 1214 01:04:02,916 --> 01:04:05,333 -That's what we're doing. -For God's sakes. 1215 01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:06,250 [scoffs] 1216 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:10,041 Where's Whiskey? Where's Andi? 1217 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:11,958 Where's Duke's phone? 1218 01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:14,625 It just dinged. It must be here. 1219 01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:16,041 [Lionel] Yeah, I saw it. 1220 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:17,750 We just heard it. 1221 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:19,958 It isn't in any of his pockets. 1222 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:23,708 Well, he must have dropped it somewhere. Let's wait for it to ding again. 1223 01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:25,375 Forget about his phone. Look. 1224 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:31,250 Where is his stupid gun? 1225 01:04:33,083 --> 01:04:37,250 Oh, fiddlesticks. When did his gun disappear? 1226 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,750 He always has his gun. 1227 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:42,416 Well, he always has it, which means we stopped seeing it. 1228 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,583 But at some point this evening, it was gone. 1229 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,625 -When was that? -Andi. 1230 01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,208 We need to find Andi. 1231 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:50,583 [Miles] Andi! 1232 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,500 Oh. [sputters] 1233 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,666 -Mr. Bron! -[male voice over speakers] Dong! 1234 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:58,500 Oh, it's all right. It's just that hourly dong thing. 1235 01:04:58,583 --> 01:04:59,708 What? 1236 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,916 -Oh, no. No. -Miles, calm down! 1237 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,333 Oh, shit. Shit. 1238 01:05:04,416 --> 01:05:06,958 -No. It's happening. -Mr. Bron. What is the matter? 1239 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:10,750 It was the game. The game! My murder game. We were gonna be having drinks, 1240 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:13,166 and I thought it'd be fun to say something dramatic at 10:00. 1241 01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:15,625 We were gonna have 20 minutes where… [gasps] 1242 01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:19,041 Blanc, you have to help me. You have to help me. Help me! Help me! 1243 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,625 What happens at ten o'clock? 1244 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,750 [systems powering down] 1245 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,041 [Birdie screaming] 1246 01:05:31,916 --> 01:05:34,125 -[Peg] Birdie, listen to my voice. -[Birdie] Oh my God. 1247 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,625 -Is that you? -[Peg] Stop screaming. 1248 01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:37,958 -[Birdie] Something touched me! -[Benoit] Do not panic! 1249 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,583 -[Birdie] It's so dark. -[Peg] I'm here. 1250 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:42,125 -Where's my phone? It has a flashlight. -[Birdie] I can't see. 1251 01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:43,916 -[Benoit] How does this-- -[Claire] Lionel! 1252 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,333 -[Lionel] Claire? -Everybody… 1253 01:05:45,416 --> 01:05:46,583 -[Lionel] Over here! -I'm here! 1254 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:49,583 Stand still. Calm down. Do not panic. 1255 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:53,250 It was Andi! [panting] It was Andi. 1256 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:57,166 She killed Duke, and she tore our room apart. I saw her! 1257 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,916 -What?! -[Claire] Is that a speargun? 1258 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,666 No. Not today! 1259 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,458 [Birdie] Wait, wait, wait. 1260 01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:05,833 -[Benoit] Mr. Bron! -[Claire] What the hell is happening? 1261 01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:08,541 Oh, hell's bells! Just, everybody, just stay here! 1262 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,333 [gasps] 1263 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,625 [footsteps] 1264 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,791 [Peg] Aha! Here's my phone! 1265 01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:32,958 Birdie? Lionel? Guys? 1266 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000 Andi? 1267 01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:45,666 [Benoit] Andi! 1268 01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:49,458 [panting] 1269 01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:53,458 [footsteps running] 1270 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,625 Who's that? 1271 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,666 Oh, Lord help us. 1272 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,416 [footsteps approaching] 1273 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,583 Helen. 1274 01:07:13,666 --> 01:07:14,541 -[grunts] -[panting] 1275 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:16,750 Now listen, did you take Duke's gun? 1276 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,916 Why would I take Duke's gun? Why are the lights out? 1277 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,333 -Duke is dead. -What? 1278 01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:38,291 I don't understand. 1279 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:42,000 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight. 1280 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:46,833 We only need one last piece of information, but only you can-- 1281 01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:47,916 [gunshot] 1282 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,000 [glass shield thuds] 1283 01:07:58,416 --> 01:07:59,791 [Claire] Lionel? Lionel? 1284 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:02,666 [Peg] Guys? Where are you? 1285 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:04,375 [Miles] I'm here! What happened? 1286 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:06,333 -[Claire] Did you hear that? -[Miles] Guys? 1287 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:08,541 [Lionel] I heard it from here. Everybody all right? 1288 01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:09,541 [Miles] What was that? 1289 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:12,958 [Peg] Was that a gunshot? It sounded like a gunshot. 1290 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,375 [systems powering up] 1291 01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:31,875 [knife clatters] 1292 01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:48,916 Oh, God. 1293 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:53,458 [screams, whimpers] 1294 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,333 [gasps] 1295 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,791 [Benoit] Everyone. Inside. 1296 01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:06,083 -Shouldn't we-- -She's not going anywhere. 1297 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,500 It's time to finish this. 1298 01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:19,333 Peg, radio the mainland. Tell them to send the boats now. 1299 01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:22,416 Banksy be damned! Beach them if they have to! 1300 01:09:24,416 --> 01:09:27,250 -She killed Duke. Why would she-- -No. 1301 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:30,500 It makes no sense. 1302 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,958 It all makes perfect sense. 1303 01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:34,625 Duke, Andi, this weekend, 1304 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:38,458 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island. 1305 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:41,708 Will you explain it to us then, detective? 1306 01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:45,208 No, I can peel back the layers, 1307 01:09:45,291 --> 01:09:49,750 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, 1308 01:09:51,416 --> 01:09:55,458 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand. 1309 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,625 [gentle piano music playing] 1310 01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:02,875 [knock on door] 1311 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:08,916 [Benoit] Get that, would ya? 1312 01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:12,375 [Phillip] You're not in the bath again, are you? 1313 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,708 [Benoit hesitates] No! 1314 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:15,458 [door unlocking] 1315 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,416 Yep? 1316 01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:21,791 Uh… 1317 01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:24,375 Can I help you? 1318 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:27,541 [in Southern accent] Yes, is this Benoit Blanc's residence? 1319 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:29,875 Um, what is this regarding? 1320 01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:34,250 Well, his office was closed, and I really need to speak with him. 1321 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:36,416 It's urgent. Please. 1322 01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,833 Blanc! There's someone here for you. 1323 01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:43,583 With a box! 1324 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:49,166 [Benoit chuckles] Oh my. 1325 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:52,625 Well, why don't we start at the beginning? 1326 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:58,208 My name is Helen Brand, and I came all the way here from Alabama. 1327 01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:02,458 Well, what do you do in Alabama? 1328 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:06,333 I teach. Third grade. Do a lot of Zooming. 1329 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:10,500 We've been getting into tie-dying a lot and all this pandemic stuff. 1330 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,416 Okay, none of that really matters. 1331 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,625 Mr. Blanc, two days ago, I received a call. 1332 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,833 My twin sister committed suicide. 1333 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:23,458 In her car. 1334 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,583 In her garage. 1335 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:31,750 With the engine running. 1336 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:39,541 My sister was Cassandra Brand. Do you know who she was? 1337 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:45,333 Yes, of course. I'm sorry, you… I thought you looked familiar. [chuckles] 1338 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,500 Impressive woman, your sister. 1339 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:52,833 You know, she kept a journal every day of her life 1340 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:54,625 since she was six years old. 1341 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,666 You know what she called it? 1342 01:11:57,416 --> 01:12:02,291 "Notes For Future Biographers." Biographers. Plural. 1343 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:04,791 -The girl was six years old. -[chuckles] 1344 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:07,333 Then the day after high school, she shot off to New York, 1345 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,708 and she just never looked back. 1346 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:10,791 [laughs] You know, when we were kids, 1347 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:13,791 we goofed together, and we'd do this character, Rich Bitch. 1348 01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:18,375 "Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again." 1349 01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,083 [chuckles] 1350 01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:22,916 Then I hear her doing a talk, and that's exactly how she sounded. 1351 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,083 Rich Bitch! And I'm like, "Who are you fooling, girl? Not me!" 1352 01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:29,416 She had the guts and brains for both of us, 1353 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,625 and I was just happy watching her, you know? 1354 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:35,416 So you, um… You get the call… 1355 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,916 Yeah, yeah. I get the call and I fly in. This was yesterday. 1356 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,958 And then I go to Andi's house. I'm cleaning it out. It's a mess. 1357 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,708 All of her books everywhere. 1358 01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:47,875 And I'm just thinking about what was taken from my sister, 1359 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,875 how I wasn't there for her. 1360 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:53,625 And I'm getting angrier and angrier, and then I just hear a knock at the door, 1361 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:57,041 and it's some courier with this thing from Miles Bron. 1362 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,958 And I'm sure there's some clever way to open it. 1363 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:02,000 I don't know. I just open it. 1364 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,458 And it's an invitation 1365 01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:06,791 to his private island in Greece for next weekend. 1366 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:10,833 One of those little trips she'd go on with him and his group of shitheads. 1367 01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:13,708 They like to call themselves "The Disruptors." 1368 01:13:14,375 --> 01:13:19,083 But I knew who they were, and I told her who they were. Shitheads. 1369 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:22,333 [sighs] 1370 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:26,208 Miss Brand, what can I do for you? 1371 01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:29,750 Andi didn't commit suicide. 1372 01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:30,916 [dramatic music plays] 1373 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,791 [Helen] She didn't leave any note. 1374 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:35,875 So I went on her computer, and I looked in her email, 1375 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,541 her sent messages, to see if she wrote anybody anything. 1376 01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:44,166 And look. She sent this at 4:00 p.m., the day she was murdered, four days ago. 1377 01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,666 "I finally found it." 1378 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:51,083 "It's right here, and I'm going to use it to burn his whole empire down." 1379 01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,875 "I'm giving you all one last chance to make things right." 1380 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,958 "You know where to find me. A." 1381 01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:01,958 And I'm assuming all of these names here are-- 1382 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:05,916 Birdie Jay, Duke Cody, Claire Debella and Lionel Toussaint. 1383 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,125 The Shitheads. 1384 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:10,541 She sends that email, nobody writes back anything, 1385 01:14:10,625 --> 01:14:13,333 and then the next day, she's dead in the garage 1386 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:15,125 with sleeping pills in her system? 1387 01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:19,458 I searched every inch of every room in her house, 1388 01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:21,291 and guess what wasn't there? 1389 01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:24,958 The red envelope. 1390 01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:28,916 Compelling. 1391 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:32,625 Google said you are the world's greatest detective. 1392 01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:34,583 Somebody like me, takes something like this 1393 01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:37,666 about a group of rich folk with an army full of lawyers-- 1394 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:39,583 But if one was to get 'em alone, 1395 01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:44,666 isolated for a weekend with, in your words, 1396 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:47,000 the world's greatest detective… 1397 01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:51,375 You wanna hire me to go to that island. 1398 01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:53,041 It's a stupid idea, right? 1399 01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,166 Listen, I want to be clear, huh? 1400 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:57,291 I am not Batman. 1401 01:14:57,375 --> 01:14:59,875 I can find you the truth, I can gather evidence, 1402 01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:03,291 I can present it to the police and the courts, but… [scoffs] 1403 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,416 …that is where my jurisdiction ends. 1404 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:09,166 Yeah, but it's you doing it instead of me. I'll take those odds. 1405 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:11,791 I've not seen your sister's death in the news. 1406 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,250 -Did you release a statement? -[Helen] No. 1407 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,833 Shit. Was I supposed to? 1408 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,291 I don't know how this works. 1409 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:21,833 And you have no other family member who was informed of the death and… 1410 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:25,250 Oh, if I pulled a few strings, 1411 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:29,000 I could keep it from leaking to the press for another… week? 1412 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,583 Maybe, that's… 1413 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,666 Oh. 1414 01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:35,875 No, that's outrageous. That wouldn't… 1415 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:39,041 Well, now… 1416 01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:44,000 Wow. No, that… Yes. Miss Brand. 1417 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:50,041 Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me 1418 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,666 when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now. 1419 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:54,625 Buttress them. 1420 01:15:56,291 --> 01:16:02,083 I am proposing that you come with me to that island 1421 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:04,333 as your sister. 1422 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:07,125 As Cassandra Brand. 1423 01:16:08,166 --> 01:16:12,458 What? No. No, no, no, I'm hiring you to go. 1424 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:15,958 I… I'm not… Are you insane? 1425 01:16:16,041 --> 01:16:17,666 Buttress now. Yes. 1426 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:19,583 A famous detective shows up 1427 01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:23,083 and out of the blue, starts poking the subject of your sister, 1428 01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:24,833 they'll shut up like a clam. 1429 01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:30,541 Your presence on that island is the essential catalyst. 1430 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,625 -Oh, no, come on, man. -Buttress. 1431 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:36,000 Yeah, I'm trying real hard to buttress, but this sounds nuts. 1432 01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:38,250 But it is the only way that this works. 1433 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:41,750 Look at me. They'll know instantly that I'm not her. 1434 01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:44,083 You'll cut your hair. You'll wear her clothes. 1435 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,416 Oh, you really think I can fit into that shit? 1436 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:49,041 -And what about my hair? -I know a guy. 1437 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:51,333 Now, why would anyone suspect 1438 01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:55,625 you showing up, playing your sister, when they don't know your sister is dead? 1439 01:16:58,791 --> 01:16:59,666 [Helen] Right. 1440 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,916 They don't know Andi is dead. 1441 01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:05,333 So why would they suspect anything? 1442 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:11,375 -And you'll do the inspecting? -Yes, I will. You just have to be there. 1443 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:16,958 Mr. Blanc, is… Is this safe? 1444 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,083 No. No. 1445 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,625 One person will know the truth about you. 1446 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,083 From the moment you arrive on that island, 1447 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:28,916 the killer will know who you are and what you are doing. 1448 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:32,458 And they certainly wouldn't hesitate to kill again if it covers their tracks. 1449 01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:36,708 I'm… I'm a detective, Helen. I'm not a bodyguard. 1450 01:17:37,541 --> 01:17:40,041 I'm sorry. I can't help you. 1451 01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:42,250 No. 1452 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:48,125 One of those shitheads killed my sister. 1453 01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:56,166 Do you really think we can get the son of a bitch? 1454 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,750 [suspenseful music playing] 1455 01:18:00,541 --> 01:18:02,083 [music continues] 1456 01:18:24,541 --> 01:18:25,750 Well, my goodness. 1457 01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:30,750 I shouldn't be here. This is nuts. But I'm here. So let's do this. 1458 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:34,000 -Drink? -You need a drink. 1459 01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,000 Oh, no, I don't drink. I'll have some coffee. 1460 01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:37,041 [waiter] All right. 1461 01:18:37,541 --> 01:18:38,500 Andi's journals. 1462 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:42,375 Good, you keep studying them. Okay, so… Tomorrow. 1463 01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,125 I'll get there early. 1464 01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:47,541 Really lay on some Southern hokum, get them all off guard. 1465 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:50,166 On the boat… be cold. 1466 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,458 Don't engage in conversation. 1467 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:53,583 -Okay, I'm not great on boats. -Oh, you'll be fine. 1468 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:57,083 Just remember, Rich Bitch voice. Andi posture. 1469 01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:00,666 I have all of her TED Talks on this, and I've been studying 'em. 1470 01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:01,916 Good. 1471 01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:05,958 -[in stately tone] The dog ate the caviar. -There you go. 1472 01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:07,375 Yeah. 1473 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:08,958 [in Southern accent] So, you said 1474 01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,041 you were gonna be researching these folks for motive. 1475 01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:12,333 Did you find anything? 1476 01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,625 Yes, I did. 1477 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:17,166 But motives for each of them to want Miles Bron dead. 1478 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:20,083 Now why would they kill her to protect him? 1479 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,375 I just don't get it. 1480 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:24,166 What about Miles? What if he just did it? 1481 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:28,375 Well, we can't rule it out, but Miles Bron is not an idiot. 1482 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:32,375 To risk committing murder after a very public court case, 1483 01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:35,083 with the possibility of that email of Andi's coming to light, 1484 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:37,916 would be an exceedingly stupid thing to do. 1485 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,291 Especially if someone was willing to do it for him. 1486 01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:42,416 Come on. Walk me through these journals. 1487 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:44,000 Okay. 1488 01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:47,208 About ten years ago, before they all hit it big, 1489 01:19:47,291 --> 01:19:48,833 they used to hang together at this bar. 1490 01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:50,875 [Benoit] And Miles was leader of the pack? 1491 01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:52,166 [Helen] No. Andi was. 1492 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:54,250 They were all friends with Andi. 1493 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,625 Birdie was a washed-up model. 1494 01:19:56,708 --> 01:20:00,000 Duke was a nerd doing video game tournaments. 1495 01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:02,166 Claire just lost a race for city council. 1496 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,291 Lionel was a substitute teacher. 1497 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,541 All of them run aground in their thirties. 1498 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:09,500 But Andi saw their potentials. She found them all. 1499 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:10,583 -Hi! -Hey! 1500 01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:13,333 [Helen] Then she found Miles. Introduced him to the group. 1501 01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:14,958 This is Miles. 1502 01:20:15,041 --> 01:20:16,708 -Hey, nice to meet you. -Hey, bro. 1503 01:20:16,791 --> 01:20:17,833 [Claire] I love your hair. 1504 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:19,666 [Helen] At first, nobody liked him. 1505 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:20,916 [Miles] …outlive the person… 1506 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,125 [Helen] He'd say stuff like… 1507 01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:24,458 I want to be responsible for something 1508 01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:28,291 that gets talked about in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. Forever. 1509 01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:30,708 What does that even mean? 1510 01:20:30,791 --> 01:20:32,291 It just means immortality. 1511 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:35,125 He wants to create something that feels lasting, that feels-- 1512 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,791 His first venture was Moviefone for foot massages. 1513 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,666 -Did it work? -[Lionel] No! 1514 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,583 Okay, listen, let's just roll with it. 1515 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:44,333 Let's humor him. Let's see where it goes. Let's see what happens. 1516 01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:46,875 -Hey, team. -[Helen] And things started happening. 1517 01:20:46,958 --> 01:20:48,625 [screams] 1518 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:51,666 [Helen] He got Birdie a show for her designs. It did well. 1519 01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:55,041 Got Lionel published. Duke set up at Twitch. 1520 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,750 Claire elected locally. 1521 01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:58,250 …at you. I love you back! 1522 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,000 [Helen] You know, small stuff, but it happened. 1523 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:04,375 And then the big thing happened. 1524 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:07,250 What is that you're working on? 1525 01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:08,958 ♪ He told me ♪ 1526 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:11,250 ♪ Let the children lose it ♪ 1527 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:13,458 ♪ Let the children use it ♪ 1528 01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,416 ♪ Let all the children boogie ♪ 1529 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,916 So based on the napkin idea, Andi and Miles created Alpha. 1530 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,375 It blows up. They bring everyone along for the ride. 1531 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:24,625 Miles' aspirations keep getting bigger and bigger. 1532 01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:25,916 Cut to two years ago, 1533 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,166 Miles meets some sketchy Norwegian scientist 1534 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:30,583 at an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru 1535 01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:33,166 who sells him on this whole new hydrogen fuel. 1536 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:36,541 -Hmm. -He becomes obsessed. 1537 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:40,583 And he's willing to give the company's entire resources to launch this thing. 1538 01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:43,041 No. 1539 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:46,666 Andi. Andi, come on. This is it! 1540 01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:50,583 No, no, no. This is not a start-up. This could blow up the world. 1541 01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:51,500 Yeah. 1542 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:54,416 No! Literally, Miles. This could blow up the world! 1543 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,333 [sighs] 1544 01:21:55,416 --> 01:22:00,583 The reality-distortion field ends here. I can't let you do this. 1545 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:04,208 What… What do you mean you can't let me? 1546 01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:05,750 I'll walk. 1547 01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:09,750 And I'll take half the company to stop you from using it for this. 1548 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:13,166 And she did it. And, God, I love that she did it. 1549 01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:16,750 Then she found out Miles had the lawyers work the contract 1550 01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:18,541 so she was cut out the company completely. 1551 01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,375 So she sued over that? 1552 01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:21,833 Her whole case was based on 1553 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:25,250 intellectual ownership of the company's founding idea. 1554 01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:27,250 Her idea on the napkin. 1555 01:22:28,083 --> 01:22:29,750 Which she didn't keep. 1556 01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:33,666 Miles was very excited. He had an idea. 1557 01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,625 Uh, so he grabbed a napkin, 1558 01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:40,208 and he, uh, he scribbled something on it to show us. 1559 01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:44,166 -That's a lie! Your Honor, it's a lie. -[judge] Order! Counsel, get your client-- 1560 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:46,958 [Andi] Look me in the eye, Claire! You know it's a lie! 1561 01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:48,708 It's a lie. 1562 01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:49,875 [camera shutters clicking] 1563 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:53,666 [lawyer] And do you recall, Mr. Cody, who wrote this napkin? 1564 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:54,833 Yeah, Miles. 1565 01:22:55,541 --> 01:22:57,583 Uh, it was Miles. 1566 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:00,083 Miles. 1567 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:04,291 [Helen] This was March. 1568 01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:07,250 And right after the verdict, 1569 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:10,541 Miles suddenly found the napkin written in his handwriting 1570 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:12,958 and did all those interviews about it. 1571 01:23:13,041 --> 01:23:15,041 [Benoit] A bald-faced fabrication. 1572 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:19,083 A damn lie, and it worked. 1573 01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,208 [dramatic music playing] 1574 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,125 [grunts] 1575 01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:59,333 So… every one of The Disruptors perjured themselves 1576 01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:02,375 to destroy Andi and shield Miles Bron. 1577 01:24:02,458 --> 01:24:06,666 We… You and I, we need to find out why. Motive. 1578 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:10,458 Whose was strong enough to go one step further and commit murder? 1579 01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:12,250 And then, this will be tricky, 1580 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:15,625 everyone's whereabouts on the night of her death. 1581 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:19,666 Who could have been at Andi's house that night? Opportunity. 1582 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:24,083 -Our suspects, motive, opportunity… Hey! -Mm-hmm. 1583 01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:27,500 -This kinda looks like that Clue notepad. -Yes, yes, yes. 1584 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,125 You must be really great at Clue, huh? 1585 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:32,458 I'm very bad at dumb things. My Achilles' heel. 1586 01:24:32,541 --> 01:24:35,541 Ticking boxes, running around, searching all the rooms. 1587 01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:37,375 It's just a terrible, terrible game. 1588 01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:39,666 Well, my students love it. 1589 01:24:44,916 --> 01:24:45,791 I'm scared. 1590 01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:49,875 I understand. 1591 01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:55,125 This is your last chance to back out. 1592 01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:06,750 [dramatic music playing] 1593 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,375 [grunts softly] 1594 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:18,791 Oh, God. Boats. 1595 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:21,458 [Duke whistles] 1596 01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:25,000 Ballsy move. 1597 01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:27,625 [Birdie] You shouldn't be here. 1598 01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:40,916 Duke and Birdie, I think they're onto me. Or they were just being assholes. 1599 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,583 Well, that's not mutually exclusive. 1600 01:25:42,666 --> 01:25:45,041 Now, look, I suspect, when we're all settling in, 1601 01:25:45,125 --> 01:25:47,916 Bron's going to pull me aside to explain my presence. 1602 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,958 That is your chance to snoop. 1603 01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:50,875 Snoop? 1604 01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:52,916 Snoop. 1605 01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:56,833 [suspenseful music playing] 1606 01:25:56,916 --> 01:25:59,166 Snooping. Snoop. 1607 01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:02,791 Okay, here we go. 1608 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:16,166 -[Whiskey] Hey. -[Helen, in stately tone] Hi. 1609 01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:17,125 Andi. 1610 01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:19,333 Yes. 1611 01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:21,833 I'm Whiskey. We didn't really meet. 1612 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:25,791 -Are you looking for the pool? -I am. 1613 01:26:25,875 --> 01:26:28,000 -Do you want to walk? -Sure. 1614 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:31,291 Do you want this? I'm not into it. It smells like that guy Derol. 1615 01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:34,958 That's a beautiful necklace. You're a Taurus? 1616 01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,333 Yeah. Um, Miles got it for me. 1617 01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:41,958 He, um, surprised me for my birthday. 1618 01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:44,750 He filled his entire penthouse apartment with roses. 1619 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:45,958 It was very cute. 1620 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:50,458 He's a really good guy. He's complicated. 1621 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:52,875 But… 1622 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,000 I think it's really shitty what they all did to you. 1623 01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,333 And how they all treated you. 1624 01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:01,875 I read your court transcripts, and you got shanked. 1625 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,041 Thanks, Whiskey. 1626 01:27:06,125 --> 01:27:08,083 Yeah, this is my second one of these things. 1627 01:27:08,166 --> 01:27:09,458 We did a yacht thing last year. 1628 01:27:09,541 --> 01:27:11,166 Well, that sounds fun. 1629 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:13,166 [laughs] No. 1630 01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:16,791 I mean, when they're all together, it's kind of the worst. 1631 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:20,208 Duke just treats me like arm candy, and they just ignore me. 1632 01:27:20,291 --> 01:27:22,333 -Why do you put up with it? -With Duke? 1633 01:27:23,958 --> 01:27:28,208 I'm building my brand, and he's putting me on his channel more often. 1634 01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:32,750 Though, he's leaning harder right into this mandom stuff. 1635 01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:35,000 If I'm going to go into politics eventually, 1636 01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:37,666 I don't think that's a road I wanna go down. 1637 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:40,500 It's expeditious, but it's kind of a shitshow. 1638 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:45,041 -Oh, here's the pool. -I'm gonna walk around a little longer. 1639 01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:46,625 -I'll catch you over there. -Okay. 1640 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:49,041 Hey, it's really great talking to you, Whiskey. 1641 01:27:49,125 --> 01:27:50,041 You too. 1642 01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,875 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 1643 01:28:00,250 --> 01:28:01,875 -[gunshot] -[Claire] Oh my God! 1644 01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:02,791 [Duke] Really. 1645 01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:04,791 Asshole. 1646 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,625 -[Miles] Now it's a party. -[grunts] 1647 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:10,583 I did it. Two weeks ago, I did it. 1648 01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:13,500 You signed off on the power plant. 1649 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:16,458 Yep. When this thing breaks, poof. 1650 01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:20,375 My whole base is gone. The grassroots lefties? Gone. 1651 01:28:20,458 --> 01:28:21,833 I did it too. 1652 01:28:21,916 --> 01:28:22,875 Did what? 1653 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:26,208 I signed off on putting Klear in a manned mission. 1654 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,625 -The staff doesn't know it yet. -[Claire] Oh, God damn it. 1655 01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,500 Let's just pray that Andi was wrong about this Klear stuff. 1656 01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:34,041 No, she was right. 1657 01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:37,333 You put its gas form into household piping, 1658 01:28:37,416 --> 01:28:40,291 there's massive leakage into the air. The hydrogen particles are too small. 1659 01:28:40,375 --> 01:28:41,500 Hydrogen gas? 1660 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,416 Lionel. I sold my soul for this. 1661 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:50,458 You're telling me that it could literally turn people's homes into the Hindenburg? 1662 01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:57,000 I will take care of him. Don't worry. 1663 01:29:02,583 --> 01:29:04,541 There was a time, you know, back when… 1664 01:29:06,125 --> 01:29:08,458 I was the one on magazines. He was nobody. 1665 01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:11,666 He was this little thing in my hand. 1666 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,291 I preferred that. 1667 01:29:20,083 --> 01:29:22,208 Andi! Hi! 1668 01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:28,958 Wow! No. [chuckles] You're really good at this. 1669 01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:33,375 This is interesting stuff about Whiskey and motives for both Lionel and Claire. 1670 01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:34,458 Well done! 1671 01:29:34,541 --> 01:29:37,166 Those were motives? Because I was kind of confused. 1672 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,833 Oh, no, they bet the farm and will both be ruined 1673 01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:41,750 along with Miles if he fails. 1674 01:29:41,833 --> 01:29:44,250 They need to protect him at all costs. 1675 01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:46,833 But I can't imagine them killing her. I just can't. 1676 01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:50,500 Think of the crime, the nature of it. 1677 01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:55,500 No, they've come to apologize, to make amends. 1678 01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:59,750 And the murder itself, it's nonviolent. 1679 01:30:00,708 --> 01:30:01,916 Gentle even. 1680 01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:06,833 They don't even see her die. 1681 01:30:06,916 --> 01:30:07,750 [engine starts] 1682 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:10,291 [Benoit] She just goes to sleep. 1683 01:30:13,958 --> 01:30:15,250 No. No. 1684 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:18,000 They're all more than capable. 1685 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:21,541 [Helen gulping] 1686 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:24,416 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1687 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,333 I thought you said you didn't drink? 1688 01:30:26,416 --> 01:30:29,875 Oh, this? This isn't a drink. This is some funky health stuff. 1689 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,916 No, you give me that. 1690 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:36,833 That's hard kombucha. That's Jared Leto's hard kombucha. 1691 01:30:36,916 --> 01:30:39,416 What is it that? That's 9% alcohol or so… 1692 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,416 Get off that. How many of these things you had? 1693 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:44,083 I don't know, but I feel fine. 1694 01:30:44,833 --> 01:30:46,416 Okay? We need to focus. 1695 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:49,916 We need to focus. We need to find the O's, the opportunities. 1696 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,125 We got to open them up. It's time to push. 1697 01:30:52,208 --> 01:30:54,750 No, no, no. We're not pushing anything right now. 1698 01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:56,833 Listen, I feel good. 1699 01:30:56,916 --> 01:30:58,333 I think maybe you should lie down. 1700 01:30:58,416 --> 01:31:00,375 -We're running out of time, Blanc! -Helen! 1701 01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:02,083 [softly] Helen… 1702 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:04,291 Please. 1703 01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:05,916 Think of the danger here. 1704 01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:08,458 You gotta step back and let me handle this. 1705 01:31:09,166 --> 01:31:10,208 Push nothing. 1706 01:31:14,125 --> 01:31:15,833 [Miles] They're gonna tell you to stop. 1707 01:31:16,416 --> 01:31:19,833 Even your partner will say, "You need to stop." 1708 01:31:20,458 --> 01:31:22,458 Because as it turns out, 1709 01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:26,166 nobody wants you to break the system itself. 1710 01:31:26,916 --> 01:31:29,958 But that is what true disruption is. 1711 01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:34,208 And that is what unites all of us. 1712 01:31:34,291 --> 01:31:37,125 We all got to that line and crossed it. 1713 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:41,791 [Claire] Andi… 1714 01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,333 Wait! Wait. 1715 01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:49,541 Wait? No, you wait! 1716 01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:53,208 That day in court, you couldn't even look me in the eye. 1717 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:57,000 What are you doing? 1718 01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:07,000 You want to talk about the email? 1719 01:32:07,083 --> 01:32:07,916 Oh. 1720 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:12,958 So now you want to talk about the email? You didn't even write back. 1721 01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:15,458 I'm a politician. 1722 01:32:15,541 --> 01:32:17,041 I never email anything 1723 01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:20,208 that I wouldn't want to see on the front page of The Times. 1724 01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:21,583 That's why I called. 1725 01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:22,500 [scoffs] 1726 01:32:23,291 --> 01:32:26,666 We all did. Right after we got it, over and over. 1727 01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:30,750 You… Your phone was off, and then the whole next week. 1728 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:32,875 Yeah, I've got a new number. 1729 01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:37,166 And when we couldn't reach you, I went to your house. 1730 01:32:37,916 --> 01:32:40,125 [Claire] Lionel and I got there at the same time. 1731 01:32:40,208 --> 01:32:41,458 Duke was already there. 1732 01:32:41,541 --> 01:32:43,250 -[Duke] Andi! -[Lionel] Hey, Andi? 1733 01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,375 [Duke] The lights were out. 1734 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,458 I was pounding so hard, I almost broke it down. 1735 01:32:46,541 --> 01:32:47,375 Andi! 1736 01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:52,166 We knocked, waited, and called for you, but after an hour, we left. 1737 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:55,041 Birdie came back later on to check. It was the same thing. 1738 01:32:55,125 --> 01:32:58,125 -Where the hell were you, Andi? -What time did you get there? 1739 01:32:58,708 --> 01:33:00,166 I don't know. It was dark. 1740 01:33:01,666 --> 01:33:02,500 And, Duke, 1741 01:33:03,708 --> 01:33:05,166 you were already there? 1742 01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:07,333 He almost got in an accident on his motorcycle, 1743 01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,541 he was driving so fast. 1744 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:09,875 Andi, I almost got pancaked. 1745 01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:13,208 Okay, okay. Can you say all that one more time for me, please? 1746 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:15,583 [sighs] 1747 01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:17,958 Look. 1748 01:33:19,291 --> 01:33:22,083 I don't know what you're planning on pulling being here, 1749 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:24,500 but we need to talk about this. 1750 01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:27,750 If I would've answered the door that night, 1751 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:32,333 would you have said, "I'm sorry. I back you with Miles." 1752 01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,625 Or were you just showing up 1753 01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:38,250 so you could stop me from using that envelope? 1754 01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,208 Something's off. 1755 01:33:55,041 --> 01:33:56,166 I don't like it. 1756 01:33:57,208 --> 01:33:58,583 What's she playing at? 1757 01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:02,500 [alarm blaring] 1758 01:34:02,583 --> 01:34:05,208 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. Please… 1759 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,291 [Helen] Blanc! 1760 01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,916 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. 1761 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,583 That's everything she said, I think. 1762 01:34:11,666 --> 01:34:14,875 I think maybe you should take up drinking. You're just killing it. 1763 01:34:14,958 --> 01:34:20,250 Lionel and Claire were never there alone. But Duke came early and Birdie came late. 1764 01:34:20,333 --> 01:34:22,791 But they could've gotten there early, killed your sister, 1765 01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:25,916 circled away and then waited for the other to arrive. 1766 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,166 Shit. 1767 01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:30,583 Something is just teasing the edge of my brain. 1768 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:33,791 This… this case confounds me. It just confounds me. 1769 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:37,333 We don't have a motive for Duke or Birdie, so-- 1770 01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:39,958 Do either of you two want to do a session or what? 1771 01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:41,750 I'm on the clock. 1772 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:46,708 No, not right now. 1773 01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:48,125 [fax machine whirring] 1774 01:34:49,541 --> 01:34:50,541 Maybe later. 1775 01:34:50,625 --> 01:34:52,500 All right. It's your money, not mine. 1776 01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:03,333 Ugh. Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto, I'm gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass. 1777 01:35:03,416 --> 01:35:06,041 One number. All his machines. 1778 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:10,625 [Helen] Holy shit. 1779 01:35:10,708 --> 01:35:14,375 From that afternoon, just minutes after Andi sent the email. 1780 01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:16,875 Lionel. Lionel faxed it-- 1781 01:35:16,958 --> 01:35:19,666 Now hold on, it doesn't necessarily mean he… Get down. 1782 01:35:20,291 --> 01:35:22,958 Right now. Go to him. Do what you gotta do, 1783 01:35:23,041 --> 01:35:26,125 push that son of a bitch. Just get an answer out of him. 1784 01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:31,750 Look, babe. We really need this. So do this for me one last time, okay? 1785 01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:35,583 -All right. I love-- -[line disconnects] 1786 01:35:44,041 --> 01:35:45,000 [Miles chuckles] 1787 01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:53,666 [Miles moaning] 1788 01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:55,583 [Miles] Come here. 1789 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:58,833 [rustling] 1790 01:36:09,125 --> 01:36:10,500 Are you gonna do it for me? 1791 01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,250 [Miles] Mm-hmm. 1792 01:36:12,333 --> 01:36:13,416 [grunts] 1793 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:14,333 Not that. 1794 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:16,083 -Hmm? -Huh-uh. 1795 01:36:16,666 --> 01:36:18,000 Oh, come on, come on. 1796 01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:20,041 It's all he wants. 1797 01:36:20,125 --> 01:36:22,625 The YouTube channel's dying. He needs the exposure. 1798 01:36:22,708 --> 01:36:26,958 Just put him on Alpha News, baby. Just a late-night spot. 1799 01:36:27,041 --> 01:36:30,208 And you know he's earned it. With what he did. 1800 01:36:30,291 --> 01:36:31,500 [Miles] Listen, listen. 1801 01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:33,875 I am building the future of news. 1802 01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:37,291 I can't have rhino-horn-boner-pill karma in the mix. 1803 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:39,375 -[both giggle] -See? See? 1804 01:36:40,166 --> 01:36:45,333 Like, he is my loyal friend, but I can't put him on Alpha News. Okay? 1805 01:36:45,416 --> 01:36:46,708 [breathing heavily] 1806 01:36:54,791 --> 01:36:57,041 [Birdie] There's no stopping it, Peg. 1807 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:58,833 I can't do this anymore. I'm done. 1808 01:36:58,916 --> 01:37:00,791 -Peg! -Don't. Just don't talk to me! 1809 01:37:00,875 --> 01:37:03,500 -Wait! Peg! -[Peg] Ten years! Ten years! 1810 01:37:03,583 --> 01:37:05,375 My therapist says this is a toxic relationship. 1811 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:07,833 -[Birdie] Don't be like that! -[Peg] Don't follow me. Birdie! 1812 01:37:07,916 --> 01:37:09,375 I quit! I quit! 1813 01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:14,666 [Birdie] It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people… 1814 01:37:14,750 --> 01:37:16,083 [fast forwarding] 1815 01:37:16,166 --> 01:37:18,625 [Peg] What did Miles mean, "This is her only chance"? 1816 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:20,583 [Birdie] What does anything mean? 1817 01:37:20,666 --> 01:37:23,125 [Peg] I swear to God, I'll punch you in the face if you do not… 1818 01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:24,166 …tell me! 1819 01:37:24,250 --> 01:37:26,833 I am going to sign the statement. 1820 01:37:26,916 --> 01:37:28,958 No! That will destroy us. There's no coming-- 1821 01:37:29,041 --> 01:37:31,541 The story is gonna break! There's no stopping it! 1822 01:37:31,625 --> 01:37:33,583 We will do what we always do. 1823 01:37:33,666 --> 01:37:36,916 Deny, half-apologize, and then go silent awhile. 1824 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,208 I will handle this. You… 1825 01:37:41,708 --> 01:37:42,583 What is this? 1826 01:37:43,416 --> 01:37:44,500 It's my secret phone. 1827 01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:48,083 What is this? 1828 01:37:48,666 --> 01:37:51,791 An email from the Sweetie Pants contractor two years ago. 1829 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:57,625 "Miss Jay, I'm writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory 1830 01:37:57,708 --> 01:38:00,583 is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops." 1831 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:01,833 "Please advise." 1832 01:38:03,291 --> 01:38:07,375 And then you replied, "Sounds perfect. Thanks." 1833 01:38:08,958 --> 01:38:10,791 With your Memoji dabbing. 1834 01:38:15,916 --> 01:38:16,916 Birdie, 1835 01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:23,666 please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make 1836 01:38:25,416 --> 01:38:27,000 sweatpants. 1837 01:38:30,166 --> 01:38:32,208 Oh my God. 1838 01:38:32,291 --> 01:38:34,666 [sighs] Miles is going to pay me off. 1839 01:38:34,750 --> 01:38:37,333 He said if I take full responsibility for the sweatshops, 1840 01:38:37,416 --> 01:38:39,666 he'll pay me the value of my shares. 1841 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:40,916 Thirty million. 1842 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:44,041 I will do whatever I have to do to save myself, 1843 01:38:44,125 --> 01:38:46,500 and he is my only lifeline. 1844 01:38:47,250 --> 01:38:49,416 -Can I have my secret phone back? -[Peg] No. 1845 01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,125 This never happens in Clue. 1846 01:38:53,208 --> 01:38:54,958 That's because it's a terrible game. 1847 01:38:55,041 --> 01:38:57,125 They all had a motive to protect Miles. 1848 01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:59,916 They were all there that night. So what now, detective? 1849 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:01,833 The envelope. 1850 01:39:02,833 --> 01:39:06,708 Whoever killed your sister took that envelope to protect Miles, 1851 01:39:06,791 --> 01:39:08,500 and they wouldn't just destroy it. 1852 01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,916 They would want him to see what they'd done for him. 1853 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,875 They brought it here. It's here. 1854 01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:16,250 So how are we supposed to find it? 1855 01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:18,791 Well, unless someone brings an attaché case to dinner, 1856 01:39:18,875 --> 01:39:21,958 they won't have an envelope that size on their person. 1857 01:39:24,666 --> 01:39:26,583 They'll have to hide it in their room. 1858 01:39:27,583 --> 01:39:29,541 So, at dinner tonight… 1859 01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:32,291 Andi. I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda. 1860 01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:35,666 [Benoit] You need to keep your head clear and stay sharp. 1861 01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:38,958 Because you have to find a way. 1862 01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:40,583 [Helen] I want the truth! 1863 01:39:40,666 --> 01:39:41,708 [thuds] 1864 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,000 I can give you that. 1865 01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:47,000 [Benoit] A way that is so painfully uncomfortable 1866 01:39:47,083 --> 01:39:49,375 that nobody will question it or follow you. 1867 01:39:50,083 --> 01:39:52,041 -Pick a fight. And lose. -I'm tired of pretending. 1868 01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:54,250 [Benoit] We have to find that envelope. 1869 01:39:54,333 --> 01:39:56,750 You're the loser. That's the truth. 1870 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:01,875 [Duke grunts] 1871 01:40:02,625 --> 01:40:04,208 There she is. There's the Andi I know. 1872 01:40:04,291 --> 01:40:05,458 -[cell phone dings] -[thuds] 1873 01:40:07,708 --> 01:40:10,708 [in Southern accent] He's a son of a bitch, Whiskey. Leave his ass. 1874 01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,041 [dramatic music playing] 1875 01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:30,541 [Benoit] Search their rooms. Ransack them, fast and thorough. 1876 01:40:32,458 --> 01:40:34,166 Don't worry about being neat. 1877 01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:48,375 [cell phone buzzing] 1878 01:40:53,208 --> 01:40:54,125 [grunts] 1879 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:00,791 [gasps] 1880 01:41:00,875 --> 01:41:03,041 ["Cool Change" by Little River Band playing] 1881 01:41:04,875 --> 01:41:05,708 Hey. 1882 01:41:06,541 --> 01:41:08,666 Hi. Sorry. 1883 01:41:12,916 --> 01:41:14,500 Want to hang out or… 1884 01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:17,958 [cell phone buzzing] 1885 01:41:18,541 --> 01:41:19,375 Damn it. 1886 01:41:21,416 --> 01:41:22,625 What the hell? 1887 01:41:36,916 --> 01:41:40,000 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1888 01:41:40,083 --> 01:41:42,416 [dramatic music playing] 1889 01:41:47,625 --> 01:41:48,791 [Whiskey screams] 1890 01:41:53,708 --> 01:41:54,541 Andi? 1891 01:41:55,125 --> 01:41:56,416 [male voice over speakers] Dong! 1892 01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:57,916 I can explain this. 1893 01:41:58,625 --> 01:41:59,541 Huh? 1894 01:42:00,791 --> 01:42:03,125 Wait a minute. Whiskey, is the party over? 1895 01:42:03,208 --> 01:42:05,625 No. No. I left. 1896 01:42:07,041 --> 01:42:08,791 Duke… [crying] 1897 01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:12,666 I left Duke because I couldn't… He didn't deserve this. 1898 01:42:13,541 --> 01:42:15,208 How am I going to tell his mom? 1899 01:42:15,291 --> 01:42:19,750 Hey, hey, hey. Yes, he did. Okay? He is a bastard. 1900 01:42:19,833 --> 01:42:21,666 I don't feel sorry for him. 1901 01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:25,791 He deserved what he got, and you are better off without him. 1902 01:42:34,375 --> 01:42:36,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1903 01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:37,958 What the fuck? 1904 01:42:38,041 --> 01:42:39,875 -[systems powering down] -[both scream] 1905 01:42:39,958 --> 01:42:42,458 [Whiskey] Please don't kill me! Oh my God, please don't kill me! 1906 01:42:42,541 --> 01:42:44,625 [Helen] I'm not trying to kill you, you crazy bitch! 1907 01:42:44,708 --> 01:42:46,208 [dramatic music playing] 1908 01:43:01,458 --> 01:43:02,791 [panting] 1909 01:43:11,666 --> 01:43:12,791 Andi? 1910 01:43:16,333 --> 01:43:17,166 [Benoit] Andi! 1911 01:43:17,666 --> 01:43:18,500 Blanc! 1912 01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:29,958 Blanc, where are you? Where are you? 1913 01:43:30,041 --> 01:43:33,416 Helen! Listen, there's great danger. Did you take Duke's gun? 1914 01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:36,083 Why would I take Duke's gun? And why are the lights out? 1915 01:43:36,166 --> 01:43:37,125 Duke is dead. 1916 01:43:37,208 --> 01:43:38,333 What? 1917 01:43:38,416 --> 01:43:40,541 No time. Did you find the envelope? 1918 01:43:40,625 --> 01:43:43,291 No, I searched every room. It's not there. 1919 01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:46,916 Oh, I've been a fool! There's one more room to search. 1920 01:43:48,041 --> 01:43:50,750 They already gave it to Miles. It's in the Glass Onion. 1921 01:43:50,833 --> 01:43:53,458 If I can distract everyone, and you can get up there and find it-- 1922 01:43:53,541 --> 01:43:55,750 No, but that doesn't tell us who gave it to him. 1923 01:43:56,333 --> 01:43:57,958 Blanc, I don't understand. 1924 01:43:58,041 --> 01:44:00,750 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight. 1925 01:44:01,541 --> 01:44:04,625 We only need one last piece of information, but only you can-- 1926 01:44:04,708 --> 01:44:06,791 -[gunshot] -[harpsichord music playing] 1927 01:44:20,833 --> 01:44:22,708 [whimpers] 1928 01:44:23,916 --> 01:44:24,750 [gasps] 1929 01:44:26,333 --> 01:44:27,458 [panting] 1930 01:44:27,541 --> 01:44:29,333 Son of a bitch! 1931 01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:51,250 Blanc, go chase him! 1932 01:44:52,416 --> 01:44:54,250 What are you doing? Don't let him get away. 1933 01:45:11,791 --> 01:45:13,583 The killer thinks you're dead. 1934 01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:15,625 This is our cover. 1935 01:45:16,916 --> 01:45:20,833 I can buy you maybe five minutes alone in the Glass Onion, but you have to-- 1936 01:45:20,916 --> 01:45:23,208 -Give me that. -You have to find that envelope. 1937 01:45:23,291 --> 01:45:24,833 -I will. -That's it… 1938 01:45:24,916 --> 01:45:26,791 Oh, no, give me that. Give me that. 1939 01:45:28,666 --> 01:45:29,750 This'll be good. 1940 01:45:30,916 --> 01:45:31,916 [clears throat] 1941 01:45:33,625 --> 01:45:35,500 Oh. Oh. Oh! 1942 01:45:36,750 --> 01:45:37,583 Shitballs! 1943 01:45:37,666 --> 01:45:38,750 Blanc… 1944 01:45:41,583 --> 01:45:42,458 Yes. 1945 01:45:45,250 --> 01:45:46,666 [systems powering up] 1946 01:45:50,833 --> 01:45:51,875 [Claire] Oh, God. 1947 01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:56,291 [Birdie screams, whimpers] 1948 01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:00,916 [Miles] God, Andi. 1949 01:46:01,875 --> 01:46:03,791 [Benoit] Everyone, inside right now. 1950 01:46:03,875 --> 01:46:06,375 -[Claire] Shouldn't we-- -[Benoit] She's not going anywhere. 1951 01:46:06,458 --> 01:46:08,416 -[Helen grunts softly] -[Benoit] Inside. 1952 01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:10,083 [Helen whimpering softly] 1953 01:46:10,166 --> 01:46:11,916 [Benoit] It's time to finish this. 1954 01:46:14,333 --> 01:46:15,958 [Helen straining] 1955 01:46:17,375 --> 01:46:19,125 [gasps, blowing nose] 1956 01:46:20,208 --> 01:46:21,208 Shitballs. 1957 01:46:22,708 --> 01:46:24,375 [Miles] It makes no sense. 1958 01:46:24,458 --> 01:46:26,083 [Benoit] This makes perfect sense. 1959 01:46:26,166 --> 01:46:28,458 Duke, Andi, this weekend, 1960 01:46:28,541 --> 01:46:32,333 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island. 1961 01:46:32,416 --> 01:46:34,750 Will you explain it to us all then, detective? 1962 01:46:34,833 --> 01:46:38,500 No, I can peel back the layers, 1963 01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:42,958 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, 1964 01:46:44,750 --> 01:46:48,625 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand. 1965 01:46:50,750 --> 01:46:51,583 Who? 1966 01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:59,416 Well, I keep returning, in my mind, to the Glass Onion. 1967 01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:06,416 Something that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable. 1968 01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:09,125 But in fact, the center is in plain sight. 1969 01:47:09,208 --> 01:47:10,625 Where? Where? 1970 01:47:11,500 --> 01:47:15,041 And that is why this case has confounded me like no other. 1971 01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:20,041 Why every complex layer peeled back has revealed 1972 01:47:20,125 --> 01:47:25,000 another layer and another layer and come to naught. 1973 01:47:25,541 --> 01:47:28,333 And that was the problem, right there. 1974 01:47:30,500 --> 01:47:34,208 You see, I expected complexity. 1975 01:47:34,750 --> 01:47:39,791 I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. 1976 01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:43,875 But that's not what any of this is. 1977 01:47:45,375 --> 01:47:48,708 It hides not behind complexity, 1978 01:47:48,791 --> 01:47:53,041 but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity. 1979 01:47:55,833 --> 01:47:58,166 Truth is, it doesn't hide at all. 1980 01:47:59,791 --> 01:48:01,583 I was staring right at it. 1981 01:48:02,958 --> 01:48:05,250 [soaring, dramatic music plays] 1982 01:48:15,833 --> 01:48:19,166 The killer nearly struck my Achilles' heel. 1983 01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:22,291 But thank high heaven, at the last moment, 1984 01:48:22,375 --> 01:48:28,750 I realized what had teased my brain through this entire case… 1985 01:48:32,041 --> 01:48:33,333 "Inbreathiate." 1986 01:48:36,458 --> 01:48:37,500 It's not a word. 1987 01:48:38,375 --> 01:48:39,291 What? 1988 01:48:39,375 --> 01:48:42,750 Can we just take a second and fully inbreathiate this moment? 1989 01:48:43,333 --> 01:48:44,625 It's not a real word. 1990 01:48:44,708 --> 01:48:47,666 It kind of sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up. 1991 01:48:48,250 --> 01:48:49,333 Now "reclamation," 1992 01:48:49,416 --> 01:48:50,500 now, well, that… 1993 01:48:50,583 --> 01:48:54,416 That is a word, but it's the wrong word. 1994 01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:58,125 This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now. 1995 01:48:58,208 --> 01:48:59,416 This entire day… 1996 01:48:59,500 --> 01:49:00,666 The predefinite detective. 1997 01:49:00,750 --> 01:49:04,208 A veritable minefield of malapropisms… 1998 01:49:04,291 --> 01:49:05,250 The infraction point. 1999 01:49:05,333 --> 01:49:07,041 …and factual errors. 2000 01:49:07,125 --> 01:49:09,208 Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea. 2001 01:49:09,833 --> 01:49:11,875 That is the Aegean Sea. 2002 01:49:11,958 --> 01:49:15,041 Oh, yeah, it is. It is. 2003 01:49:15,125 --> 01:49:20,250 His dock doesn't float. His wonder-fuel is a disaster. 2004 01:49:20,333 --> 01:49:24,000 His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best. 2005 01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:27,208 He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the mystery. 2006 01:49:27,291 --> 01:49:32,291 Et voilà! It all adds up. The key to this entire case. 2007 01:49:33,125 --> 01:49:35,125 And it was staring me right in the face. 2008 01:49:36,458 --> 01:49:38,791 Like everyone in the world, 2009 01:49:38,875 --> 01:49:43,041 I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius. 2010 01:49:43,125 --> 01:49:44,291 But why? 2011 01:49:45,833 --> 01:49:49,875 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… 2012 01:49:52,541 --> 01:49:54,291 Miles Bron is an idiot. 2013 01:49:56,125 --> 01:50:01,541 Oh, please. Just tell us who tried to kill me. 2014 01:50:01,625 --> 01:50:06,416 Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon. 2015 01:50:06,500 --> 01:50:09,083 Duke took my glass! 2016 01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:11,041 That's what you told us he did. 2017 01:50:11,958 --> 01:50:15,625 He must've picked it up by mistake, you told us, right after it happened. 2018 01:50:15,708 --> 01:50:19,291 Look at that dress spin. Birdie, do that again. Watch this. 2019 01:50:19,375 --> 01:50:21,333 And after you said those words, 2020 01:50:21,416 --> 01:50:24,291 that's what we all remember seeing, but think! 2021 01:50:25,625 --> 01:50:29,291 Ignore his lies, everyone, and think clearly now. 2022 01:50:29,375 --> 01:50:32,291 What did we all actually see? 2023 01:50:32,375 --> 01:50:35,208 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing. 2024 01:50:35,291 --> 01:50:36,333 Just… 2025 01:50:36,416 --> 01:50:40,416 -[gasps] -[Benoit] You handed Duke your own glass. 2026 01:50:40,500 --> 01:50:42,875 Clear as crystal. Right in front of our eyes. 2027 01:50:42,958 --> 01:50:46,666 All of us. And then told a bald-faced fabrication. 2028 01:50:47,458 --> 01:50:48,625 And it worked. 2029 01:50:49,208 --> 01:50:51,583 Blanc, are you telling us Miles killed Duke? 2030 01:50:51,666 --> 01:50:53,625 -Yes. -Why? 2031 01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:56,291 Because the night Andi sent you all the emails, 2032 01:50:56,375 --> 01:50:59,041 when Duke got to Andi's house early on his motorcycle… 2033 01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:00,041 [engine revving] 2034 01:51:01,416 --> 01:51:03,041 [Benoit] …he saw Miles leaving. 2035 01:51:04,583 --> 01:51:05,500 [tires screeching] 2036 01:51:06,958 --> 01:51:08,333 [Benoit] Was almost struck by him. 2037 01:51:08,416 --> 01:51:12,041 In fact, he told all of us. Right out in the open, he told us. 2038 01:51:12,125 --> 01:51:13,541 Iconic. 2039 01:51:14,208 --> 01:51:17,291 Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside of Andi's? 2040 01:51:17,375 --> 01:51:19,250 Anderson Cooper's birthday? Mm-hmm. 2041 01:51:19,333 --> 01:51:21,833 That night, at Andi's. 2042 01:51:22,416 --> 01:51:25,583 That night, Duke told us he almost got in an accident. 2043 01:51:25,666 --> 01:51:27,083 He… pancaked? 2044 01:51:27,166 --> 01:51:30,250 Yeah, but Miles had been living in Greece the past six months. 2045 01:51:30,333 --> 01:51:32,125 No. Whiskey. 2046 01:51:33,416 --> 01:51:36,458 Miles saw you on your birthday in New York. 2047 01:51:36,541 --> 01:51:40,125 Gave you that necklace for your birthday. And you're a Taurus. 2048 01:51:41,125 --> 01:51:42,208 I am. 2049 01:51:43,375 --> 01:51:44,875 Two weeks ago. 2050 01:51:44,958 --> 01:51:47,125 -[Benoit] Forget the hydrofuels… -May 9th. 2051 01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:48,125 …and the sweatshops, 2052 01:51:48,208 --> 01:51:51,166 and the consensual cuckolding for cable news assignments. 2053 01:51:51,250 --> 01:51:52,083 Sorry, what? 2054 01:51:52,166 --> 01:51:53,333 And focus 2055 01:51:55,208 --> 01:51:56,291 on the envelope. 2056 01:52:03,375 --> 01:52:04,458 [screams] 2057 01:52:04,541 --> 01:52:06,791 [gasps] Holy shit! 2058 01:52:10,875 --> 01:52:12,916 What is reality? 2059 01:52:14,208 --> 01:52:15,291 Andi? 2060 01:52:19,750 --> 01:52:21,458 [Benoit] Who did the envelope threaten? 2061 01:52:24,541 --> 01:52:25,666 Miles Bron. 2062 01:52:28,083 --> 01:52:33,916 That night, Lionel faxed Andi's email to Miles who received it in New York. 2063 01:52:34,625 --> 01:52:37,916 The one thing that could destroy his empire of lies, 2064 01:52:38,666 --> 01:52:42,791 the truth in the hands of the only person unafraid to tell it. 2065 01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:47,458 So Miles drives his Baby Blue Porsche 2066 01:52:47,541 --> 01:52:50,708 to the scene of the crime, and Andi lets him in. 2067 01:52:50,791 --> 01:52:51,916 Of course she did. 2068 01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:54,833 Miles' machine of lawyers and power 2069 01:52:54,916 --> 01:52:58,166 could destroy her through sheer dumb force. 2070 01:52:58,250 --> 01:52:59,791 But Miles himself? 2071 01:52:59,875 --> 01:53:02,250 Oh, she was clever enough not to fear Miles. 2072 01:53:03,916 --> 01:53:10,208 But she didn't see the real threat, the obvious threat until it was too late. 2073 01:53:20,291 --> 01:53:24,208 Duke alone knew you were there that night, but he didn't know Andi was dead. 2074 01:53:24,291 --> 01:53:27,750 No, no, he didn't know that until this evening. 2075 01:53:27,833 --> 01:53:32,000 Right here, when he got a Google Alert on his phone, 2076 01:53:32,083 --> 01:53:35,125 which has now fallen strangely silent. 2077 01:53:35,625 --> 01:53:37,000 And which he showed to you… 2078 01:53:38,291 --> 01:53:39,208 [gasps] 2079 01:53:39,291 --> 01:53:41,458 …because you don't own a phone. 2080 01:53:42,041 --> 01:53:43,750 Duke! No! 2081 01:53:48,458 --> 01:53:50,375 Did he really think he could stop all of them 2082 01:53:50,458 --> 01:53:52,208 from finding out about Andi's death? 2083 01:53:52,291 --> 01:53:53,958 They all have phones. 2084 01:53:54,041 --> 01:53:55,458 -Where's my phone? -[Birdie] Peggy. 2085 01:53:56,250 --> 01:53:57,791 -Phone! -Still no. 2086 01:53:58,500 --> 01:54:00,416 [Benoit] He didn't need to hide the death. 2087 01:54:00,500 --> 01:54:03,166 He just needed to hide that Duke had shown him the death 2088 01:54:03,250 --> 01:54:05,541 moments before he was killed. 2089 01:54:06,541 --> 01:54:08,541 Right out in the open, Duke showed him. 2090 01:54:08,625 --> 01:54:10,333 [Duke] That changes things, right? 2091 01:54:10,416 --> 01:54:11,833 It sure does. 2092 01:54:11,916 --> 01:54:15,000 And told him exactly what he wanted in return for his silence. 2093 01:54:15,083 --> 01:54:18,375 Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News? 2094 01:54:19,208 --> 01:54:21,208 You bet your ass. Come here. 2095 01:54:22,041 --> 01:54:23,541 So what does Miles do? 2096 01:54:23,625 --> 01:54:25,750 Does he keep a vial of poison in his tooth or something? 2097 01:54:25,833 --> 01:54:26,916 Is that a rich person thing? 2098 01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:31,666 No, no, no, no, it's just… It's so much stupider than that. 2099 01:54:31,750 --> 01:54:34,666 Birdie, what are the ingredients to your Cuban Breeze? 2100 01:54:35,291 --> 01:54:38,208 Um, vodka, amaretto. 2101 01:54:38,291 --> 01:54:39,125 Oh, God. 2102 01:54:44,875 --> 01:54:46,708 [Birdie] And… pineapple juice. 2103 01:54:46,791 --> 01:54:49,458 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple. 2104 01:54:50,041 --> 01:54:51,208 An allergy. 2105 01:54:51,291 --> 01:54:52,791 He can't even have a drop. 2106 01:54:52,875 --> 01:54:54,333 Pineapple juice! 2107 01:54:54,833 --> 01:54:58,041 He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey. 2108 01:54:58,958 --> 01:55:00,375 It's so dumb. 2109 01:55:00,458 --> 01:55:02,791 Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant. 2110 01:55:02,875 --> 01:55:05,666 No! It's just dumb! 2111 01:55:06,541 --> 01:55:09,916 "Died of an apparent suicide. She is survived by her sister, Helen." 2112 01:55:11,208 --> 01:55:12,083 Helen. 2113 01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:17,500 You told me about Helen, your sister-- 2114 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,916 [gasps] Oh, wait! 2115 01:55:21,875 --> 01:55:24,291 Helen Brand, ladies and gentlemen. 2116 01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:31,416 And now we come to Helen's attempted murder, 2117 01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:36,750 which, I have to give you credit for, did have a sound foundation of thought. 2118 01:55:37,833 --> 01:55:41,333 You realized the opportunity laid out in front of you. 2119 01:55:41,416 --> 01:55:43,333 You have a house on a remote island, 2120 01:55:43,416 --> 01:55:46,333 filled with desperate people, 2121 01:55:46,416 --> 01:55:51,333 all of whom have a real-life reason to wish this woman harm. You-- 2122 01:55:56,166 --> 01:56:02,500 Furthermore, you have a loaded gun conveniently within reach. 2123 01:56:05,583 --> 01:56:08,916 And the lights had even been turned off. 2124 01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,500 You've taken seven people, 2125 01:56:10,583 --> 01:56:13,208 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm, 2126 01:56:13,291 --> 01:56:15,583 gathered them together on a remote island, 2127 01:56:15,666 --> 01:56:19,125 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads. 2128 01:56:19,208 --> 01:56:23,166 It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! 2129 01:56:25,083 --> 01:56:26,166 Heavens to… 2130 01:56:27,291 --> 01:56:29,750 You dim-witted, brainless 2131 01:56:30,416 --> 01:56:31,833 jackass! 2132 01:56:32,958 --> 01:56:36,666 Your one murder, with any panache at all, 2133 01:56:37,583 --> 01:56:41,458 and you stole the whole idea from me. 2134 01:56:41,541 --> 01:56:42,750 [dramatic music playing] 2135 01:56:48,166 --> 01:56:49,458 [gunshot] 2136 01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:59,958 And after all that, you… You still kept the envelope? 2137 01:57:00,875 --> 01:57:02,500 You didn't burn it or anything? 2138 01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:05,500 You recognize this? 2139 01:57:06,625 --> 01:57:08,333 Andi's handwriting. 2140 01:57:09,666 --> 01:57:11,166 I got you, son of a bitch. 2141 01:57:11,250 --> 01:57:14,541 Oh, let's slow down there, sister. Okay? 2142 01:57:14,625 --> 01:57:18,375 Because first, how could you ever prove that that's the original? 2143 01:57:18,458 --> 01:57:20,125 -She might have copied mine. -No. 2144 01:57:21,041 --> 01:57:23,541 The bar closed nine years ago, 2145 01:57:23,625 --> 01:57:26,625 and hers has one thing that yours just doesn't. 2146 01:57:34,583 --> 01:57:36,875 Okay, but second… 2147 01:57:39,458 --> 01:57:40,291 [thuds] 2148 01:57:45,916 --> 01:57:48,291 -What the hell did he do? -He just burned it! 2149 01:57:48,375 --> 01:57:50,375 [Miles] Burned what? I didn't see anything. 2150 01:57:50,458 --> 01:57:51,416 [Helen] You burned it! 2151 01:57:51,500 --> 01:57:54,041 -Is someone making toast? -This will not stand. 2152 01:57:54,125 --> 01:57:59,708 Uh-huh. Well, did you see this proof, this smoking napkin, Blanc? 2153 01:58:01,166 --> 01:58:03,333 No. Did anybody? 2154 01:58:08,583 --> 01:58:10,208 Okay, then wow! 2155 01:58:10,916 --> 01:58:13,750 Wow! We got some big accusations flying around here. 2156 01:58:14,458 --> 01:58:16,541 Except, everybody seems to have 2157 01:58:16,625 --> 01:58:19,125 a very foggy recollection of what they actually saw, 2158 01:58:19,208 --> 01:58:22,541 and there's nothing but totally circumspective evidence. 2159 01:58:22,625 --> 01:58:23,458 [sighs] 2160 01:58:23,541 --> 01:58:27,541 So, if this was just us playing my murder mystery game, 2161 01:58:27,625 --> 01:58:30,083 which we should have been doing all weekend, 2162 01:58:30,166 --> 01:58:33,583 then Blanc wins an iPad Pro this time. 2163 01:58:34,625 --> 01:58:36,000 But this is the real world. 2164 01:58:36,666 --> 01:58:40,375 And in the real world, you need more than a neat, little detective story. 2165 01:58:40,458 --> 01:58:41,958 You need evidence. 2166 01:58:42,041 --> 01:58:45,166 And you've got… nothing. 2167 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:46,875 Do you? 2168 01:58:54,416 --> 01:58:55,416 He's right. 2169 01:58:57,250 --> 01:59:00,250 The contents of that envelope and his possession of it 2170 01:59:00,333 --> 01:59:02,583 were our only physical evidence. 2171 01:59:04,375 --> 01:59:05,458 Right. 2172 01:59:08,208 --> 01:59:12,125 Wanna take that to the cops? You wanna take it to the courts? 2173 01:59:12,208 --> 01:59:13,375 [chuckles] 2174 01:59:13,458 --> 01:59:15,666 Look, you pick your poison. 2175 01:59:16,291 --> 01:59:20,416 Anywhere you go, it's going to be your word against mine. 2176 01:59:21,250 --> 01:59:22,916 How do you think that's gonna go? 2177 01:59:23,708 --> 01:59:27,416 I think it's gonna go about like it went for Andi. 2178 01:59:28,000 --> 01:59:28,916 Jesus. 2179 01:59:31,541 --> 01:59:33,666 And, I do want to say, 2180 01:59:34,541 --> 01:59:38,333 your sister was a complicated woman, but she meant the world to me. 2181 01:59:39,791 --> 01:59:41,375 And I'm so sorry for your loss. 2182 01:59:50,916 --> 01:59:52,166 Nobody's stepping up? 2183 01:59:56,125 --> 01:59:58,583 Raise your hand and say, "I saw him take Duke's gun." 2184 02:00:02,375 --> 02:00:04,416 "I saw him that night at Andi's house." 2185 02:00:10,291 --> 02:00:12,541 "I saw the napkin before he burned it." 2186 02:00:13,333 --> 02:00:14,208 We didn't… 2187 02:00:16,791 --> 02:00:18,000 We… We didn't. 2188 02:00:20,000 --> 02:00:24,416 You would lie for a lie, but you won't lie for the truth. 2189 02:00:26,333 --> 02:00:28,583 You're still holding on to his titties. 2190 02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:31,583 You shitheads. 2191 02:00:37,375 --> 02:00:38,250 Blanc. 2192 02:00:40,208 --> 02:00:41,708 I need you to do something. 2193 02:00:44,291 --> 02:00:46,125 I'm sorry, Helen. 2194 02:00:46,791 --> 02:00:48,333 I gave you the truth. 2195 02:00:49,583 --> 02:00:51,875 This is where my jurisdiction ends. 2196 02:00:53,041 --> 02:00:56,375 I have to answer to the police, the courts, the system. 2197 02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:00,416 There's nothing I can do. 2198 02:01:04,916 --> 02:01:05,958 Except maybe… 2199 02:01:08,166 --> 02:01:09,916 offer you some courage. 2200 02:01:13,083 --> 02:01:17,166 And a reminder of why your sister walked away in the first place. 2201 02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:36,833 [menacing music playing] 2202 02:01:57,500 --> 02:01:59,333 [frenetic string music playing] 2203 02:02:14,083 --> 02:02:15,000 [scoffs] 2204 02:02:25,041 --> 02:02:27,041 [glass shattering] 2205 02:02:31,166 --> 02:02:32,291 Hell, yeah! 2206 02:02:37,458 --> 02:02:38,375 Why the hell not? 2207 02:02:38,458 --> 02:02:40,833 Yeah, go, Helen! All right, go, Helen! 2208 02:02:44,083 --> 02:02:45,000 [chuckles] 2209 02:02:46,083 --> 02:02:48,291 -[glass shatters] -[music ends abruptly 2210 02:02:48,375 --> 02:02:50,708 -[screams] -[electricity crackling] 2211 02:02:54,708 --> 02:02:56,416 God damn, that felt good. 2212 02:02:56,500 --> 02:02:58,500 [tense music playing] 2213 02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:01,916 Oh, really? 2214 02:03:03,333 --> 02:03:04,833 -You want to join in? -Yeah. 2215 02:03:04,916 --> 02:03:05,833 -Oh, yeah. -You go. 2216 02:03:05,916 --> 02:03:07,333 Yeah, we should… Hey, Miles! 2217 02:03:07,416 --> 02:03:09,291 [music intensifies] 2218 02:03:13,875 --> 02:03:14,708 Okay. 2219 02:03:14,791 --> 02:03:15,833 [Birdie yells] 2220 02:03:18,666 --> 02:03:20,208 [women whooping] 2221 02:03:22,666 --> 02:03:25,416 I get it, guys. Let it all out. 2222 02:03:27,458 --> 02:03:29,166 [Birdie] Yes! Whoo! 2223 02:03:29,250 --> 02:03:30,333 [music ends] 2224 02:03:30,916 --> 02:03:33,750 [Whiskey and Claire whooping] 2225 02:03:34,458 --> 02:03:36,458 Yay! Mazel tov! 2226 02:03:41,291 --> 02:03:43,250 Ooh, coming in real hot. 2227 02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:44,958 Helen, easy! 2228 02:03:45,916 --> 02:03:46,833 Whoa! 2229 02:03:47,958 --> 02:03:50,083 I think that belonged to Liberace. 2230 02:03:50,166 --> 02:03:52,250 Okay, I… Are we done? 2231 02:03:54,958 --> 02:03:56,000 Whoa, whoa. 2232 02:03:56,083 --> 02:03:58,000 -We're not done. -[Claire] Whoa, whoa. 2233 02:03:58,083 --> 02:04:00,000 [dramatic music playing] 2234 02:04:00,083 --> 02:04:00,958 Why are you-- [gasps] 2235 02:04:01,041 --> 02:04:01,916 Ooh. 2236 02:04:04,125 --> 02:04:06,125 [screaming] 2237 02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:10,750 Okay. What? 2238 02:04:11,250 --> 02:04:13,125 What? What is it? What do you want? 2239 02:04:20,875 --> 02:04:21,916 We're not-- 2240 02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:23,250 [women screaming] 2241 02:04:23,333 --> 02:04:26,125 -[gasps] -Oh my God! Whoa! 2242 02:04:31,166 --> 02:04:34,041 [Lionel] Miles! Fire extinguisher. Miles? 2243 02:04:34,125 --> 02:04:35,083 [Birdie] Andi? 2244 02:04:36,541 --> 02:04:37,625 Uh, Helen! 2245 02:04:37,708 --> 02:04:39,916 -[Lionel] Fire extinguisher? -[Birdie] Wait-- 2246 02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:42,875 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 2247 02:04:42,958 --> 02:04:44,583 [Birdie] Helen, God damn it! 2248 02:04:45,250 --> 02:04:46,708 Come on, Helen! [gasps] 2249 02:04:49,416 --> 02:04:52,041 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! [screams] 2250 02:04:54,125 --> 02:04:55,250 Okay, stop! 2251 02:04:56,333 --> 02:04:58,208 Stop. Enough. 2252 02:04:59,875 --> 02:05:01,083 [sprinklers activating] 2253 02:05:08,833 --> 02:05:10,583 Helen, walk away. 2254 02:05:11,875 --> 02:05:13,125 Yeah. 2255 02:05:13,208 --> 02:05:16,458 With a reminder of why my sister walked away in the first place. 2256 02:05:40,083 --> 02:05:41,666 Oh, shit! 2257 02:05:48,333 --> 02:05:49,875 [gasps] Hindenburg. 2258 02:06:00,333 --> 02:06:03,083 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 2259 02:06:03,166 --> 02:06:05,375 This is a smokeless garden. 2260 02:06:06,250 --> 02:06:11,041 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden. 2261 02:06:11,125 --> 02:06:12,083 Disruption. [chuckles] 2262 02:06:12,166 --> 02:06:13,875 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 2263 02:06:13,958 --> 02:06:14,791 Fuckin' A. 2264 02:06:14,875 --> 02:06:16,208 [both chuckling] 2265 02:06:28,166 --> 02:06:29,791 [metallic creaking] 2266 02:06:32,208 --> 02:06:33,291 [horn blares] 2267 02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:42,000 [huffing angrily] 2268 02:06:50,541 --> 02:06:52,458 ["Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole playing] 2269 02:07:06,666 --> 02:07:10,708 ♪ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa ♪ 2270 02:07:10,791 --> 02:07:13,875 ♪ Men have named you ♪ 2271 02:07:13,958 --> 02:07:19,708 ♪ You're so like the lady With a mystic smile ♪ 2272 02:07:20,500 --> 02:07:26,041 ♪ Is it only 'cause you're lonely They have blamed you ♪ 2273 02:07:27,250 --> 02:07:33,041 ♪ For that Mona Lisa strangeness In your smile ♪ 2274 02:07:34,291 --> 02:07:40,500 ♪ Do you smile To tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? ♪ 2275 02:07:41,375 --> 02:07:45,041 ♪ Or is this your way to hide ♪ 2276 02:07:45,125 --> 02:07:48,875 ♪ A broken heart? ♪ 2277 02:07:48,958 --> 02:07:53,291 ♪ Are you warm, are you real ♪ 2278 02:07:53,375 --> 02:07:57,333 ♪ Mona Lisa? ♪ 2279 02:07:57,833 --> 02:08:01,916 ♪ Or just a cold and lonely ♪ 2280 02:08:02,625 --> 02:08:07,416 ♪ Lovely work of art? ♪ 2281 02:08:08,333 --> 02:08:12,125 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 2282 02:08:12,875 --> 02:08:18,875 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 2283 02:08:26,833 --> 02:08:27,833 [song ends] 2284 02:08:27,916 --> 02:08:32,041 Oh, fantastic! Oh, that's so punk rock! 2285 02:08:32,666 --> 02:08:34,500 What? You think you're an alligator? 2286 02:08:34,583 --> 02:08:37,250 You think you popped me like a gangster? No! 2287 02:08:37,958 --> 02:08:39,166 You baby! 2288 02:08:40,333 --> 02:08:41,833 [screams] You child! 2289 02:08:43,833 --> 02:08:44,833 You feel better now? 2290 02:08:45,875 --> 02:08:48,291 I hope your little bitch tantrum gave you closure 2291 02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:50,875 'cause it accomplished nothing! 2292 02:08:52,416 --> 02:08:55,541 Your fuel of the future just barbecued 2293 02:08:55,625 --> 02:08:59,375 the world's most famous painting, you dumbass. 2294 02:09:03,791 --> 02:09:07,000 Congratulations on the public launch of Klear 2295 02:09:07,916 --> 02:09:11,833 and the end of Miles Bron. 2296 02:09:15,166 --> 02:09:18,875 You're ruined. And you did get your wish. 2297 02:09:20,041 --> 02:09:23,333 To forever be remembered in the same breath… 2298 02:09:25,125 --> 02:09:26,916 as the Mona Lisa. 2299 02:09:36,458 --> 02:09:39,166 No. No. 2300 02:09:40,083 --> 02:09:45,166 Gang? We all saw the same thing. We know what happened. Am I right? 2301 02:09:48,083 --> 02:09:49,708 I saw the napkin he burned. 2302 02:09:53,208 --> 02:09:58,750 God, now that you mention it, I clearly saw him grab Duke's gun. 2303 02:10:01,583 --> 02:10:04,833 I saw him driving away from Andi's house the night she was killed. 2304 02:10:13,625 --> 02:10:14,458 Oh… 2305 02:10:15,833 --> 02:10:17,375 you shitheads. 2306 02:10:18,375 --> 02:10:20,375 [harpsichord music playing] 2307 02:10:27,583 --> 02:10:29,583 [dramatic music playing] 2308 02:10:37,375 --> 02:10:38,791 [dramatic music fades] 2309 02:10:38,875 --> 02:10:40,375 [harpsichord playing] 2310 02:10:46,875 --> 02:10:48,125 [music ends] 2311 02:10:48,208 --> 02:10:49,791 Did you get the son of a bitch? 2312 02:10:51,625 --> 02:10:52,458 Yeah. 2313 02:10:54,708 --> 02:10:56,000 You ready to go home? 2314 02:10:56,083 --> 02:10:58,166 [harpsichord music resumes] 2315 02:11:14,708 --> 02:11:16,416 ["Glass Onion" by The Beatles playing] 2316 02:11:16,500 --> 02:11:19,625 ♪ I told you about Strawberry Fields ♪ 2317 02:11:20,416 --> 02:11:23,500 ♪ You know the place Where nothing is real ♪ 2318 02:11:24,458 --> 02:11:27,750 ♪ Well, here's another place you can go ♪ 2319 02:11:29,500 --> 02:11:32,166 ♪ Where everything flows ♪ 2320 02:11:33,500 --> 02:11:36,625 ♪ Looking through the bent-backed tulips ♪ 2321 02:11:37,458 --> 02:11:40,458 ♪ To see how the other half live ♪ 2322 02:11:41,416 --> 02:11:43,958 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2323 02:11:46,375 --> 02:11:49,583 ♪ I told you about The walrus and me, man ♪ 2324 02:11:50,375 --> 02:11:53,583 ♪ You know that we're as close As can be, man ♪ 2325 02:11:54,333 --> 02:11:57,250 ♪ Well, here's another clue for you all ♪ 2326 02:11:59,416 --> 02:12:01,416 ♪ The walrus was Paul ♪ 2327 02:12:03,375 --> 02:12:06,125 ♪ Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah ♪ 2328 02:12:07,375 --> 02:12:10,375 ♪ Lady Madonna Trying to make ends meet, yeah ♪ 2329 02:12:11,291 --> 02:12:13,875 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2330 02:12:18,666 --> 02:12:19,875 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2331 02:12:22,583 --> 02:12:24,375 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2332 02:12:26,541 --> 02:12:30,500 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2333 02:12:31,083 --> 02:12:33,666 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2334 02:12:35,791 --> 02:12:38,666 ♪ I told you about the fool on the hill ♪ 2335 02:12:39,916 --> 02:12:42,666 ♪ I tell you, man He's living there still ♪ 2336 02:12:43,833 --> 02:12:46,750 ♪ Well, here's another place you can be ♪ 2337 02:12:49,041 --> 02:12:50,791 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 2338 02:12:52,875 --> 02:12:56,041 ♪ Fixing a hole in the ocean ♪ 2339 02:12:56,791 --> 02:12:59,666 ♪ Trying to make a dove-tail joint, yeah ♪ 2340 02:13:00,750 --> 02:13:03,333 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2341 02:13:29,875 --> 02:13:31,125 [song ends] 2342 02:13:31,208 --> 02:13:32,708 [ominous music playing] 170371