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Wha-cah! Wha-cah!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Aah! Aah! Ohh!
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Aaaaah!
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Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!
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Loudest!
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I get to pick where
we're eating.
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No way, dude.
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Check it.
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You ladies got nothin'.
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Hear it and weep.
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That's cheating!
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You're pumping in
a bunch of air!
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It's not cheating.
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It's called the butterball
boxing technique.
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I got this.
I got this.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmm!
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Ohh. Lost it.
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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We are the Jimbros...
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Jimbo...
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- Jimmy...
- Jim.
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Introducing our new
every meat burrito.
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It's got every meat...
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beef, bacon, crow, gator,
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bison, jackal, puffin,
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crustacean, naked mole rat...
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and every other.
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros
Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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We'd like four every meat
burritos, por favor.
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Whoa, Bro.
Can't you see the sign?
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We're in a car.
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A car, huh?
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Then where are the doors?
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But that car doesn't
have any doors.
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That's a jungle car.
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Yours is meant for
a golf course.
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Or a park.
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Don't come back here
without a real car.
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Four every meat burritos...
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Huh!
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Guess we'll have to
take the Muscle machine.
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Wait a minute.
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I thought your
car was busted.
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I just said that so you
freeloaders would stop
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borrowing it all the time.
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There's nothing wrong
with my sweet ride.
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She'll purr like a kitten
when I start her up.
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Eh...
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Just get in the car!
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Ugh!
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Try pumping the gas pedal.
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Pop the clutch.
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There is no clutch.
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It's automatic. Ugh!
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Just got to finesse it.
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Ugh!
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Is the tank empty?
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Maybe you need a jump.
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I said I got to finesse it,
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and I can't do that with all
this negative energy!
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Come on, baby.
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Come to papa!
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Come on.
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Come on!
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- Whoa! Sweet!
- Whoo-hoo! All right!
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I told you...
she runs like a dream.
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Now, let's go get
some burritos.
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Jimbros Burritos!
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Know anyone else
with a car?
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No... way.
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The last time I let you borrow
my car, you totaled it.
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Do you think I'm crazy?!
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You just had to take
Margaret to the airport, didn't you?
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Ughhhhhh!
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Somebody's got to have a car.
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Wait...
the impound lot.
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Fives, doesn't your brother
still work there as a cop?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Do you think he
could get us in?
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I don't know.
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We haven't talked since he
brought his girlfriend to
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Aunt Airfive's wedding.
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Come on, Bro.
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Settle up and call him.
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We need this car!
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This is every meat burritos
we're talking about!
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Okay, but those impound
cars have some bad history.
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Sure, I can help you out.
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It's the perfect car...
lots of character.
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Cool!
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Which one is it?
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Oooooh!
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Ooooooh!
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Here she is.
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Awwwwww!
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This car isn't gonna run.
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It looks like an
old dirty brick.
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Oh, it'll run.
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Back in the '70s,
it was used as a getaway car.
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There was a crazy
bank robbery.
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The police began
hot pursuit.
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21/2 hours later,
they blocked him in an alley.
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With nowhere to run,
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they lawfully approached
the vehicle...
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Only to find he
had vanished.
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We lost him.
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What?!
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I hate it when people
get away from us!
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Whoa!
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Robber car!
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This is gonna
be awesome!
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What's this stuff
on the seats?
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It's from the '70s.
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Everything's made
of shag carpeting.
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Are you sure we can borrow it?
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Totally.
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We mostly use it for target
practice and garbage.
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As long as you bring it back,
no one's gonna notice.
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We'll take it!
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Best part about
'70s cars...
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we all get
to ride shotgun.
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So, you finally
got a car...
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or at least
what's left of one.
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Come on, Jimbo.
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Less 'tude, more food.
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Four every meat burritos,
extra "Every."
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Are they
really every meat?
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We're out of llama, but we
substituted smoked alpaca.
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You won't know
the difference.
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Hm-hm-hm-hm!
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Gentlemen, I present
the every meat burritos.
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You can really
smell the giraffe.
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Let's do this!
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Wha?!
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Hey!
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What's going on?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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There's a guy back there!
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After him!
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Aw, man,
it keeps going!
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Ugh! Ughhhh!
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Ah, sick!
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Which way did he go?!
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That way!
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We're coming for you,
you burrito-stealing loser!
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Muscle Man! Fives!
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We got to get
you out of there!
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No time!
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Just... get... the burritos!
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Yeah! Leave us!
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The burritos are the
only things that matter!
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Hm-hm!
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Ohh!
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It's getting thicker!
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It's in my mouth!
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Wait.
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I see a light!
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Whoa!
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Show yourself!
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We know you're here!
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We can smell the burritos!
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Guess old Barry
couldn't run forever.
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Dude, you live
down here?
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Gross!
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What do you mean?
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This place is a paradise!
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It's a nightmare,
and it reeks.
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Don't you say that
about Barry's pad!
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Why are you
living like this?
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Ohh. It's a bummer trip, man.
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I used to make my
living on the lam,
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rolling convenience stores,
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turning over banks.
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That's how we did
it in the '70s...
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Easy money, dig?
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Then came that fateful day.
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The heat was on.
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I just couldn't
shake Johnny Law.
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They cornered me.
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I had to bug out...
lay low in the shag.
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But they took my
ride into impound.
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I couldn't escape.
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So, I survived
off the crumbs
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dropped by the
fuzz over the years.
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It was a bum rap, man.
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Heavy.
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So, when you fellas brought
these burritos into my car,
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I couldn't help myself.
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They smelled
so out of sight.
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Dig?
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Old Barry's gonna enjoy
scarfin' these little numbers.
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Except we bought them,
so they're ours.
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Now give 'em back!
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Take your last whiff, 'cause
it's all you're gonna get.
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No!
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Hey! Uh...
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Wha-ha!
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Did he just karate-chop you?
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Yeah, I guess,
kind of.
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You want these burritos,
you're gonna have to take 'em.
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Ooooooooooooooooooooh-wah!
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Hah! Hah! Wha!
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Aah!
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Eeeeee-yah!
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Yah! Argh!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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What's he doing?
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Ohh! Wha-shoo!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Yah!
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Whaaaaaaa-cah!
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Cah!
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Ohhhh-cah!
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Wha!
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Hyah!
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Chah!
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Huhh!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Would you just give
us back our burritos?
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You need to get out
of here more often.
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The '70s aren't
cool anymore.
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Not cool?!
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Yeah, man.
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It's really nice outside.
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You should come enjoy
the modern world with us.
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Do you think it's safe?
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Are the fuzz still on my tail?
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Nah. I bet they
don't even care anymore.
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Come on out, Barry.
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It's all right.
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Whoa, man!
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The sun...
it's so bright!
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And clean!
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Yes, sirree...
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It's gonna be a new
life for old Barry.
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On the ground, dirtbag!
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Ugh!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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All right. All right.
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Major bummer, man.
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Nice catch, guys.
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Muscle Man, Fives,
are you okay?!
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Fine, Bro.
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That carpet put up
a real fight, though.
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We had to claw our way out.
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I want to take a shower.
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Once we got out,
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Fives dropped a dime to
the guys at the station.
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Thanks for that tip,
little brother.
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Give me five.
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So, did you save the
every meat burritos?
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Got 'em right here!
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Best... burrito... ever!
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Hand it over!
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I've been waiting for this!
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Hmm.
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Tastes like chicken.
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