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Hey, Mordo! You coming?
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Back of this bike. It's
not gonna ride itself.
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Coming!
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This day was awesome.
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Yeah, I had a good time.
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You are coming to watch a " X-Treme
Barista" so with me and Rigby?
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I can't, I've got to go to work.
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But I'll be able to watch it there.
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Hey, text me, and I'll be like
we're watching it at the same time.
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Ha. Phones are awesome.
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Yeaaah, they are.
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All right. I got to go.
Give me a hug, you loser.
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- Later.
- See ya.
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Today, on X-Treme Barista
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Kkkk-Kid Krunchy Z!
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Yo yo yo. I ain't come
here to make friends.
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I came here to make blends, dawg!
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So Yuji better watch what's up!
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YO, he say that?
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Well, these three golden
barista awards prove that
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Yuji's number one!
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So what's he got to say to that?!
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Man, Yuji's gonna French-press this guy!
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Are you watching " X-Treme
Barista? " Hilarious.
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So bad it's good.
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She's so funny.
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One minute begins now.
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He's adding an energy drink.
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Ugh! All you do is text CJ.
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Just tell her you like her
and quit pulling a Mordecai.
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What? That's not a thing.
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I'm Mordecai, I never make a move.
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And I don't know what to do with my hands!
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You've been doing this for years.
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I'm not like that with CJ.
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So how come you aren't dating yet?
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Cause we're just friends.
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Not every girl I hang out with
has to be a potential girl friend.
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Shut your excuse hole!
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Yuji's on.
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Ain't nobody can make a
swan-espresso like Yuji can!
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Care for a sip?
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You don't drink from the cup!
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You drink from the sky!
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Still warm.
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- Hahaha.
- Wow.
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Cappuccino he didn't!
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I like yuji.
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Is this some kinda Yuji psyche?!
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Yuji will return, YO!
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Buy my book, suckers!
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Yu... ji...
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Whoa?!!! No no no, cancel cancel cancel!
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Ugh, what now?
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My favorite barista probably
has rabies and you're...
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Wow. What happened?
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I texted CJ " I like Yuji" ,
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but it auto-correct it
to " I like you hi" .
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I like you too. Hi.
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Wait what?! Ugh, no.
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What am I gonna do?!
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Destroy the phone with acid.
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That makes the texts go away.
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What? That's not gonna work.
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I'm gonna have to ask some real people.
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So that's what happened.
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How do I tell CJ that I
don't " like" like her,
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I just like her, you know?
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So you pulled a Mordecai, huh?
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What the...
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Come on! How long have
you been calling it that!
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How long have you been Mordicai?
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Come on. What should I do?
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Tell her the truth.
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Thomas?
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Well, my second girl friend liked dancing,
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but my fourth girl friend with
more into the deejay scene.
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So, uh, try-try that.
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Okay. Not really sure
why you're on this panel.
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Muscle Man?
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One word, bro,
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Cellphone thief.
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Huh?
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Hey!
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Hey, Mordecool!
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This isn't Mordecai.
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This is a common criminal.
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I've been stealing phones and texting
people " I like you hi" all day.
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I know it's you, Muscle Man.
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What are you doing with Mordecai's phone?
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The cops are coming! Got to go!
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Sorry, bro. That always works on Starla.
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Okay. Anymore advice?
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Well, you have to wait four years, but...
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Okay. Anything I can actually do?
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Well, that was a dead end.
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Ugh! Just talk to her already so
we don't have to do this all day!
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I have my own life, you know.
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I've got this book-signing
thing I want to go to.
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Yuji will be at books, zines and
in-betweens signing his new book,
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"P.S. I love Yuji" today!
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See?
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That's it, Yuji!
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I'll get a picture of me and Yuji,
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and I'll send it to CJ and
write " I like you hi. "
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Then I'll send, " OOPS. I
like Yuji! Dumb auto correct! "
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Then she'll know my first text was a
mistake, and her feelings won't get hurt.
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We'll be able to keep being
friends, and my life won't be ruined.
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That's bad. That's like one of my plans.
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You're lucky I'm going there anyway.
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Just don't make me look
bad in front of Yuji.
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... And that was the day...
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I lost my innocence.
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At making coffee.
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Not at making out with girls!
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I did that waaay
earlier... to the extreme!!!
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Sup! Yuji fans!
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It's an honor to meet you sir.
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Yeah... Uh... huge fan.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever. No problem.
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Actually, I need a favor.
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You see, Yuji, I sent a text
about you to this girl...
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And my name
auto-corrected to "You-hi"?
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Uh. Yeah. How did you know?
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It's the only reason I'm not famous!
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If people could viral
market by texting about me.
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I wouldn't be signing books!
I would be signing diamonds!
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Umm, yeah.
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"Um, yeah" is right! Bro!
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I went to this tattoo shop,
and check out what happened.
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So can I get a picture with you
to show what I was texting about?
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Let me take out my planners.
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I think I can pencil you in.
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Awesome! Where do you
want to take the picture?
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Ohhh we can take it anywhere extreme!
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Um... How about the roof?
137
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Can I base-jump off it afterwards?
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Ok... Ready?
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Ugh, the glare from the sun is too extreme.
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I thought you liked things extreme.
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Not when it comes to white balance, bro!
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We gotta wait for that cloud to
float over and block that sun.
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Hey, you got a text from C.J.
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It says "I got off work in
half an hour ... text me then."
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Ugh! We are running out of time.
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Okay, so picture won't work.
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Let me text this
X-Treme-Anita.
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"Sup? This is Yuji blowin'
up your call brick!"
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Sendo!
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Ex-Squeeze me?
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Re-sendo!
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What the extreme!
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Stupid phone! I can't
send even my own name!
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I hate myself!!
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I'm such a loser.
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I never should have changed
my name from Eugene Mendelman.
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Let me try. I can still fix this.
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Come on! Send!
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Dude! Chill!
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Maybe if I type "You hi"
it'll auto correct to Yuji!
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Send! Send!
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Uh, I guess warping into
a phone is kind of extreme.
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What? What's going on?
What are we doing here?
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Welcome to the Visual Messaging...
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What the...
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Is that you? Mordecai?
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Oh... Hey... Hey guys... How have you been?
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Oh, you know. Oh hey, our
band put out a demo tape.
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Oh cool.
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It's sort of an ambient prog-rock
fusion. You can keep that.
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We had to move on after you didn't call.
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Uh, that's all right...
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Enough Reminiscing!
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You stand accused of breaking
the golden rules of texting...
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Sending the same text message three times.
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And that's the worst thing in the world!
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What? Why?
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It's super annoying.
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Yes. And some of us have
very limited data plans.
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Uh, well, he's really sorry.
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I'm really sorry!
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It won't happen again. So if you
could just show us the way out.
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Burn them!
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But he's right. This
is your second offense!
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You won't be getting off so easy this time.
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I just pressed wrong button!
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You don't press the wrong
button three times in a row.
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Listen, I'm... I just gotta go. Okay?
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What?
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Tell us what the problem is.
191
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Nah, I'm just... You
know... Going this way...
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Where do you think you're going?!
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Dude you are being really weird!
194
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Mordecai, what are you doing? Come back!
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You'd rather floating towards the
infinite abyss than talk about you problem?
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This is a safe place!
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What are you floating away from?
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I... I don't wanna talk about it.
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Do you not wish to be with this C.J.?
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Her texting history shows she's quite
the witty and independent young woman.
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And she is quite fond of you.
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There's nothing out there
for you. Literally nothing!
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It's really boring! Trust me!
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I really do like CJ.
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Pft! Duh, you do.
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I'm just afraid of what'll hapen because...
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... Part of me is still waiting
for Margret to come back.
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Daddy's girl?
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What? Still? She's not
coming back dude! She's gone!
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Look, I know! Alright? I know! It's just...
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I mean, I don't still have the
feelings for her. But I do in a way.
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It's like this thing that's inside of me, and it's
always just sort of sitting there, waiting around.
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and it makes me think of her.
Even though I don't want to.
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And sometimes I'll see something
or I'll smell something,
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I really like C.j.. She is amazing.
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But is it fair for me to go with her if
I still think about Margret sometimes?
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Dude, C.J. is way cooler than Margret.
218
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- Way cooler.
- Agreed.
219
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This is a normal part of life.
220
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Where one phone call ends, another begins.
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Even if you don't leave
a message after the beep.
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So... what should I do?
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That's for you to decide.
224
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:13,060
Uh, also, if you have a music blog or something,
we could really use some positive reviews.
225
00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:16,080
Yeah... We'll look into it.
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This is it guys. This is
gonna be our big break.
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Are you sure about this?
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I'm tired of pulling a Mordecai.
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Nice!
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- Yeah!
- Awesome!
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Wait, what does a winky face mea...
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That means yes. Don't misinterpret it.
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Hahah! Alright.
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"See you soon."
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I'm proud of you man.
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Extreme Yu-Jump!!!
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