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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Exciting and new ♪
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♪ Come aboard ♪
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♪ We're expecting you ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ Let it flow ♪
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♪ It floats back to you ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Soon will be
making Another run ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Promises something
For everyone ♪
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♪ Set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ It's an open smile ♪
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♪ On a friendly shore ♪
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♪ It's love ♪
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♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪
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Ah. Somehow 86 degrees,
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bright sunshine and a smog alert
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don't say Christmas to me.
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What's missing is snow.
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Of course it's missing.
It's 86 degrees.
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Oh, I sure wish I was up
in Oregon with my folks.
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You know, this is
the first Christmas
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I've ever spent
without my family.
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How do you think I feel?
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I never spend Christmas
with your family.
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But I know what you mean, Julie.
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I mean, Christmastime
should be family time.
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I would've been in Las Vegas.
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Nothing more traditional
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than Christmas at a crap table.
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But it is traditional.
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Every year my
ex-wives get together
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and treat me to a
big turkey dinner.
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Sort of their way
of saying thanks.
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We always spend Christmas
at my Uncle Delmer's farm. Mm.
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We arrive at 9:00 on
Christmas morning,
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and by 10 we're sitting down
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to a big pancake
breakfast and syrup.
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At 11:00 we open the
Christmas presents,
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and then at 1:30 we
all go out for a walk.
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By 2:30 everybody's
ready for a nap.
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Sounds like fun. Mm-hm.
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Good morning.
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Morning, captain.
Good morning, sir.
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Well, we nap for
about an hour or so,
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and then at 3:30,
Bob... That's my brother
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he takes the kids
to visit the neighbors.
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Then, at 6:15, my
Aunt Lillian brings out
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a big Christmas goose,
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and we eat ourselves
right into oblivion.
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Then at 8,
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we drag ourselves
away from the table and...
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Go to bed?
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No, then we go
caroling door to door.
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Then you go to bed?
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No, then we burn
the traditional...
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You see, sir, we're all feeling
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a little homesick about
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having to spend
Christmas aboard.
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Really?
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I've never done anything else.
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Oh, but, sir,
wouldn't you rather
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spend Christmas with
your family than at sea?
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Miss McCoy... as
you know, I'm divorced.
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My family consists of my father
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and his new wife,
and they live in Florida.
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So as far as I'm concerned,
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Christmas is just
another working day.
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And speaking of
work... Ah. Ah, yes, sir.
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Right. I gotta see
some people right now.
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Sir? Hm?
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Um...
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I know that we don't
normally exchange presents,
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but I was thinking
that seeing as how...
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we're gonna be at sea
on Christmas day, we...
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Mr. Smith, a rule is a rule.
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No presents.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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Scrooge lives.
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Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to our annual
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three-day Christmas
voyage to Ensenada.
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Bon voyage and merry Christmas.
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Hello. Welcome aboard.
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Hey. Julie. Look at those two.
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Five bucks says
they're not married.
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Oh, no way. They're newlyweds.
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Oh, please. Lovers. Bet?
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Bet.
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Oh, darling, this is wonderful.
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I'm so glad you brought
me on this cruise.
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I'm glad I brought you too.
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If I didn't bring you, I'd
have to kiss you goodbye.
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It'll be fun.
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Just the two of us at sea.
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Oh-ho-ho. Yes, it will. Ha, ha.
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I'd rather be in a
swamp with Idi Amin.
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Newlyweds.
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Lovers.
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Five big ones.
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Hi. We're Mr. and Mrs. Baynes.
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Well, how do you do? Hi.
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Check's in the mail.
Huh. Welcome aboard.
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This is Assistant Purser Smith
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and I'm Julie McCoy,
your cruise director.
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How do you do? Welcome aboard.
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I'm sure you'll
enjoy our cruise.
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A Christmas cruise with her.
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♪ 'Tis the season
To be seasick ♪
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And after Christmas, what?
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New Year's Eve. Oh, my God!
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I'm gonna have
to kiss him again.
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And we hope you both
have a wonderful time.
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Huh? What? I'm... I'm sorry.
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I... I guess I was daydreaming.
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Uh, you were saying?
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Uh, yes, sir. I was saying
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that you're in Cabin
344, Promenade Deck.
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You'll have to forgive Paul.
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He's just so thrilled,
he's a little out of it.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Out of it?
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That's what I want. Out of it!
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And don't forget, our
gift shop will be open
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if you need to buy any
last-minute presents.
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Thanks.
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Ooh, I hope he gives me
what I want this Christmas:
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A divorce.
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And I promise I
won't exchange it.
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Goodbye. Bye-bye.
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Well, now, that's what I
call a happily married couple.
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I can spot 'em like that.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Honey? Mm?
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Relax.
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I can't help it.
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I think everyone's
staring at me.
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Feel like I'm wearing
a sign that says ex-con.
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You've gotta get
that out of your head.
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You're not a criminal.
You never were.
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- You were innocent.
- Yes.
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I know that, you know that.
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Too bad the jury
didn't know that. Honey.
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I can't erase the
last three years.
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You got a raw deal. But
that's behind you now.
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Let's make a brand new
start on our future, huh?
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, purser.
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Yes, ma'am.
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We're Mr. and Mrs. Barton.
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Ah, welcome aboard.
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Now, let's see. Barton.
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Uh, Aloha Deck, Cabin 353.
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Right through there. Thank you.
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Gee, Mr. Barton,
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you look like you could
use a little sunshine.
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Probably working too hard, hm?
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Come on, baby.
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Now, okay, guys. Now,
settle down. Settle down, huh?
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Hi, Julie. Oh, hi.
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Welcome aboard, Father
Mike. It's good to see you again.
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Tony, get off that rail.
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I ain't on the rail.
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No. But you were
thinking about it.
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Uh, Julie...
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I'd like you to meet
Mario, Artie, Ben,
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Mitch, Peanut... Hi.
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And Tony.
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Hello.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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First one of 'em that,
uh, gives you any lip,
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throw 'em over the side.
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Well, you guys have fun.
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Okay, guys. L-let's
get going, huh?
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Now, n-no running,
no pushing, no shoving.
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And no fighting.
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Can we breathe?
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Let me think about it.
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Was that Father Mike?
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Yes, sir. He brought six
kids with him this year.
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Oh, well, I hope they
behave themselves.
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Well, sir, they're kids.
They're supposed to have fun.
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That's the whole idea
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of bringing these
orphans on a holiday.
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Mm-hm. Just keep
them off the bridge.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, did you know that some guy
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pays for a bunch of
these kids every year,
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and nobody knows who it is?
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Swell.
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Well, sir, did you
ever ask Father Mike
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who puts up the money?
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Obviously, somebody with
more dollars than sense.
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Well, Merry Christmas
to you too, sir.
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Mm.
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Yeah!
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Honey?
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Mm?
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Would you like to have
dinner in the cabin tonight?
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It's a lot... cozier
than the dining room.
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It's okay.
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I'm ready to be with people.
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Right now I'm the only
people I want you to be with.
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I never deserved you, Lila.
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Tsk.
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Now even less than before.
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Honey... everything's
gonna be all right.
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When we get back home, you
can make a brand new start.
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Sure.
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What'll I do?
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I'm a lawyer, Lila.
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A lawyer who can't practice law.
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You'll find something.
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Yeah, maybe I'll just...
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answer every ad I see
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for a convicted embezzler.
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Hi, Merrill.
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Hello. Hi, Father Mike.
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How're the kids?
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Oh, they're getting
ready for dinner.
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I only had to break up
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one water fight and
one soap fight. Hm.
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Well, at least they'll
come to dinner clean.
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You're good with kids.
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They're just short people.
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Maybe that's why
you're a priest and...
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I'm a captain.
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Tsk. I understand the sea.
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People...
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Something on your mind?
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Me? No.
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It's nothing.
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Nothing can, uh,
weigh a ton, can't it?
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Well, it's just so silly.
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I mean, here I am, on a
ship full of people and...
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And you're lonely.
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Yeah.
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And it's Christmas and...
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that's blowing it
all out of proportion.
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I told you it was silly.
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You know, that's what
steams me about Christmas.
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It's supposed to
bring people closer.
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So often it... isolates them.
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Look, Merrill, you must have...
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friends on the crew.
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At best... they tolerate me.
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Oh.
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You're not only lonely,
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you're, uh... feeling
sorry for yourself too.
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Hey. You don't
pussyfoot around, do you?
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Part of my charm.
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Mike...
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I wanna be friendly with
my crew, but I'm the captain.
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I mean, I... I can't be
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their friend and lead them too.
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Really?
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Well, I don't know, I've...
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I heard of this leader once
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who was a friend to everyone.
264
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Well, he had this
technique he used that...
265
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:02,553
really helped him to
get close to his crew.
266
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,903
As I remember, it was
something like, uh...
267
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,372
love thy neighbor as thyself.
268
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,643
Worked so well for him,
269
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,712
they, uh, celebrate
his birthday every year.
270
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,503
Right about now.
271
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,517
Yeah.
272
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,853
But how do I make
that work for me?
273
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,855
Well, Merrill, your
crew does more than
274
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,990
just run this ship.
275
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,392
They have all
sorts of interests.
276
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,727
Find out about them.
277
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,396
Uh, get involved.
278
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,420
And do you know
what the result will be?
279
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,636
They'll celebrate my
birthday every year?
280
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,271
Right about now?
281
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,675
Only if you were
born in December.
282
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,427
Are you sure you wouldn't
like a little wine, dear?
283
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,729
Are you silly?
284
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,831
You know I can't stand
the taste of alcohol.
285
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,733
I'll just stick
with my iced tea.
286
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,270
Well... here's to us.
287
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,294
To us.
288
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,365
How can I ask the poor
woman for a divorce?
289
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,080
It would break her heart.
290
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,583
She's so much in love with me.
291
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,619
Look how he's looking at me.
292
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,208
Like a lovesick puppy.
293
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,613
How can I tell a guy
like that to kiss off?
294
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,063
If I could only get
her to hate me.
295
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,632
Naw. That's impossible.
296
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,901
I'm too perfect.
297
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,670
It's my own fault.
298
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,161
I've made life too
pleasant for him.
299
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,980
What are you looking for?
300
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,150
Oh, n... Nothing. Nothing.
301
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,751
Honey, you know
someone you ought to call
302
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,786
when we get back home?
303
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,443
Walter Perry.
304
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,960
Look, darling, let's... Let's
just forget about all that.
305
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,895
Why, he was more than
just your law partner,
306
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,130
he was your friend.
307
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,532
He never asked for a cent
when he defended you.
308
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,367
Oh, I know that.
309
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,302
And he was very good to
me while you were away.
310
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,770
He used to call all the time
311
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,840
and see if I needed
any money or anything.
312
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,107
Believe me...
313
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,376
Walter Perry is a
good friend of yours.
314
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,279
I've gotta get some air.
315
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,280
I'll go with you.
316
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,314
No, uh, I...
317
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,350
I have some things
to think about.
318
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,018
I understand.
319
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,375
Yeah. I'll, uh...
320
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,924
I'll be back in five minutes.
321
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,514
Take ten.
322
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,100
Hey, man.
323
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,035
What's happening?
324
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,069
Excuse me, sir,
325
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,437
I was just on my
way up to the lounge.
326
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,706
Oh, well... Well...
I-I... I can dig that.
327
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,041
Uh, you have to split.
That's cool, that's cool.
328
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,279
Uh, well, I'll, uh, lay
some words on you later.
329
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,502
Gimme five.
330
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,389
Sir, is your malaria
acting up again?
331
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,024
Listen, I'll go to your quarters
332
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,408
and get your pills for you.
333
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,820
Being a pal isn't gonna be easy.
334
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,043
Excuse me.
335
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,311
I wonder if it's possible for
me to cash a traveler's check?
336
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,446
Oh, yes, sir.
337
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,314
I see you didn't leave
home without them.
338
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,818
Uh... Walter Perry.
339
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,387
Okay.
340
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,955
Uh, $50 bill okay?
341
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,189
It's fine.
342
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,893
There you go. Thank you.
343
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,968
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
344
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,904
Don't shake your
Christmas present.
345
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,872
I don't want you to
spoil the surprise.
346
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,907
Ha-ha.
347
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,541
Surprise?
348
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,911
I'll bet it's gonna be another
one of those blue ties.
349
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,713
What can it be
this year, darling?
350
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,983
Oh, no, I'm not telling.
351
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,418
I was gonna get you
a monogrammed shirt,
352
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,608
but I forgot your name.
353
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,724
Don't peek at your present
while I'm in there, okay?
354
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,180
Oh, no. Ha-ha.
355
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,699
Another bottle of
that cheap perfume:
356
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,868
Oriental Wind.
357
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,060
The only perfume that
comes with a bowl of rice.
358
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,643
Well... here it comes.
359
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,116
And now.
360
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,126
A little louder,
they'd abandon ship.
361
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,165
It's all yours, darling.
362
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,334
Ha-ha. Thanks, sweetheart.
363
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,358
Ha-ha.
364
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,841
But please, just
this once, don't sing.
365
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,911
♪ Mi, mi, mi, Mi, mi, mi, mi ♪
366
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:20,416
♪ Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i ♪
367
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,841
If we weren't at sea, a
moose would answer.
368
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,955
Don't look.
369
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,390
You know what
she's gonna look like.
370
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765
I told you not to look.
371
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,001
I can't take any more of this.
372
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,171
But she's got to be the
one to ask for the divorce.
373
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,894
Why should I be the heavy?
374
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,511
Oh. I've got to do
something so terrible,
375
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,612
he'll beg me for a divorce.
376
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,913
But what?
377
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,104
I mean, he even
likes my singing.
378
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,023
Good night, sweetheart.
379
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,367
Good night, darling.
380
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,372
Oh, captain!
381
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,273
Well, you see, I just
had a few minutes
382
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,108
and I thought I'd do a
little needlepoint, but,
383
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,210
well, I can see my two
minutes are up, and I'd better go.
384
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,474
Ah. It's very pretty.
385
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,950
Well... thank you.
386
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,284
Mm-hm.
387
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,487
You know, a lot of men
do needlepoint. Mm-hm.
388
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,821
Even football players. Mm-hm.
389
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,723
Do you think that
maybe you could, uh,
390
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,827
teach me how to do it?
391
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,963
Uh... sure, sir.
392
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,497
Uh, some other time.
393
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,088
Well, what about now?
394
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,769
Okay.
395
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,925
Um...
396
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,775
Well, you see,
you take the needle
397
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,243
and you put it in
this hole... Mm-hm.
398
00:18:55,267 --> 00:19:00,448
And then bring it
down... through here...
399
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,217
and down like that.
400
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,218
I see.
401
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,219
And that's a stitch.
402
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,521
Uh, thank you.
403
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,377
Um...
404
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,596
Like this?
405
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,630
Perfect.
406
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,568
Well, look, why don't
I, uh, get a kit and, uh,
407
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,152
maybe you and I can
work on it together.
408
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,808
Uh... here. Take mine.
409
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,311
You know, to tell you the
truth, needlepoint bores me stiff.
410
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,001
Gotta go.
411
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,652
Merrill.
412
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,956
You're supposed to get
involved with your crew.
413
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,748
Not stand around
doing needlepoint.
414
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,517
Oh, uh... I already
have a drink.
415
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,901
Well, you can't have too many.
416
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,256
That looks delicious. Mm-hm.
417
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,491
Can you make some more of those?
418
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,593
As many as you like.
419
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,596
As long as you promise not
to drive back to your cabin.
420
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,030
We'll take a cab.
421
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,155
Thanks.
422
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,969
Here you go, sir.
423
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,838
Guaranteed to bring on a smile.
424
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,540
Thanks. Keep the change.
425
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,930
Hm. See? I told you
it was guaranteed.
426
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,861
Sure you won't have one?
427
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,574
Hello, Walt.
428
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,810
Dan, I, uh...
429
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:52,130
I, uh... At a loss for
words, counselor?
430
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,796
I never thought I'd see the day.
431
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,231
Huh. Well, no.
432
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,421
It's just that I, uh...
433
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,903
Oh, I thought that
you were still in, uh...
434
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,927
In prison.
435
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,874
No, you see, I was
paroled last week.
436
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,075
You know, uh,
437
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,710
good behavior,
that sort a thing.
438
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:09,745
Walt?
439
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,779
Lila! For heaven's sake.
440
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,849
We were just talking
about you last night.
441
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,239
Really?
442
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,956
Well, I just can't
get over this.
443
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,091
It, it... It's great.
It's just great.
444
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,415
Yes, it's great.
445
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,865
Well, we're gonna have
a lot to talk about, huh?
446
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,234
Gee. Unfortunately, I...
447
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,836
I made an appointment
with the barber.
448
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,871
And you know how they
are if you keep 'em waiting.
449
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,406
No sideburns.
450
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,376
But, uh, look, promise me that
we'll get together later, okay?
451
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Promise? Hm?
452
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,251
Gee, this is...
really a surprise.
453
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,607
Fantastic!
454
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,828
He acted a little
strange, didn't he?
455
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,052
Well, Perry's a strange guy.
456
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,334
It's not everybody that would
let his supposed best friend
457
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,758
go to jail for a
crime he committed.
458
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:10,561
Walt?
459
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,308
Yes, Walt. Oh, no.
460
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,977
Lila, I had three
years to think about it.
461
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,880
I went over every
detail of that trial,
462
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,182
night after night.
463
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,683
I memorized the transcript.
464
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,351
It always ended
up to just one name:
465
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,987
good old Walt Perry.
466
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,491
Dan, you can't be sure.
467
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,361
I wasn't... until now.
468
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,663
I had to see him face to face.
469
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,265
I had to see it in his eyes.
470
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,856
Now I know.
471
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:42,359
And he knows I know.
472
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,408
How much is this one?
473
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,009
Forty-eight dollars.
474
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,844
Oh, way too expensive.
475
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,280
Thanks anyway. Mm-hm.
476
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,870
Now, you're the kind of
woman I should've married.
477
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,018
I beg your pardon?
478
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,287
Well, my last wife
479
00:22:58,311 --> 00:22:59,855
never asked the
price of anything.
480
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,191
Is that why you divorced her?
481
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,748
It was either the divorce
courts or the bankruptcy courts.
482
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:09,198
Oh. So she spent
you into divorce.
483
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,599
Let me put it this way.
484
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,367
If she didn't show up
at Tiffany's once a week,
485
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,511
they'd send her a get-well card.
486
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:18,061
Oh. Well, thanks for the tip.
487
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,131
I mean, the warning.
488
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,878
Miss, do you sell jewelry?
489
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,446
What kind?
490
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,170
Expensive.
491
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,121
I just can't get over it,
Claire. You look fantastic.
492
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,223
Well, I should.
493
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,891
I just lost 160 pounds.
494
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,560
I divorced George.
495
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,129
You divorced George?
496
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,164
Why?
497
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:45,200
Tsk. The things he did.
498
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,535
I don't wanna talk about it.
499
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,437
Oh, you can tell me.
500
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,805
No, I can't.
501
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,640
For Pete's sake, tell her.
502
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,141
All right, I'll tell you.
503
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,245
Thanks.
504
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,145
Every time we went out,
505
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:58,513
he would embarrass me.
506
00:23:58,537 --> 00:23:59,648
He'd have a couple of drinks
507
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,083
and he thought he
was the life of the party.
508
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,820
It was like being married
to The Gong Show.
509
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,354
Did George drink too much?
510
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,623
Judge for yourself.
511
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,158
At my uncle's funeral,
512
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,694
he wore a black lampshade.
513
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,831
Honey, don't ever
marry a man who drinks.
514
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,770
Say, pal, could you tell me
the way to the nearest bar?
515
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,026
Thanks.
516
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,274
Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher.
517
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,943
Oh, higher? Little higher, yeah.
518
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,277
Okay? Now... No, to the right.
519
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,278
Right? The right, doc.
520
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,279
How's that? Okay?
521
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,014
Uh, no. No, more to the right.
522
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,849
Down two needles. To the left.
523
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,785
No.
524
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,921
No, no, more to the left, Doc.
525
00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,056
I don't know.
Something's off-center.
526
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,524
You're off-center.
527
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:43,659
I know what it is.
528
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,727
We forgot to hang
an angel on the tree.
529
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,051
How about a purser?
530
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,699
Man does not appreciate art.
531
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,569
Uh... Father, you
know a lot of jokes.
532
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,804
Well, I... I don't think Vegas
is ready for me, Merrill.
533
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,272
No, no, no, no. We...
534
00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,674
You know that my crew is always
535
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,242
telling jokes, and I thought
536
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:03,400
that, uh, if there was a joke
that I could come up with, uh...
537
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,314
Oh, I... I get it.
538
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,316
Well, let's see. Um...
539
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,419
Oh, well, the bishop told
me a couple a great ones.
540
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:14,111
Uh, but I don't think
your crew speaks Latin.
541
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,325
How about this?
542
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,928
This Martian comes
down from space,
543
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,463
and he lands right in
544
00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:24,766
the middle of the desert,
next to this beat-up old saloon.
545
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:25,900
Heh.
546
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,004
Well, he goes in, and
the first thing he sees
547
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,305
is the pinball machine.
548
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,373
Well, the lights are flashing
549
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,843
and the bells are
ringing like crazy.
550
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,680
So the Martian goes
over to it, and he says,
551
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,716
"Hey, sweetheart,
what's a pretty girl like you
552
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,251
doing in a place like this?"
553
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,346
Funny.
554
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,162
Yeah, well, it was
even funnier in Latin.
555
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,697
All right.
556
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,465
I'll try it.
557
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,634
Okay, guys.
558
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,602
Time to get down to some
serious business here.
559
00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,303
Who's gonna be
Santa Claus tonight?
560
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,405
Oh, well, I don't think
there's anything to decide.
561
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,707
It is my turn.
562
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,708
You?
563
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,877
A woman can't be Santa Claus.
564
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:09,978
Well, why not?
565
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,280
I thought this was
supposed to be
566
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,914
an equal-opportunity holiday.
567
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,016
Okay. Lay a "ho-ho-ho" on us.
568
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,819
Okay.
569
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,388
Ho-ho-ho!
570
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,822
Heh-heh.
571
00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:24,659
No. The world's not ready
for a soprano Santa Claus.
572
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,127
Well, it's, uh,
573
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,895
coming along very well, guys.
574
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,766
Which reminds me
of this great joke.
575
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,934
Uh... it's Christmastime
576
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,402
one year, and, uh, this Martian
577
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,772
lands in the desert, and
he goes up to this old bar.
578
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,907
It's, uh... It's really,
uh, beat-up, you know?
579
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,943
And, uh, the first thing he sees
580
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,245
is a pinball machine,
581
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,814
and he goes over and...
Well, the lights were flashing,
582
00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:47,482
the bells were going
and everything. And...
583
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:51,285
Well, he says to it... He
says, uh... Now get this.
584
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:55,690
He says, "Hi, sweetheart,
what's a pinball machine doing
585
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,592
in a nice place like this?"
586
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,526
Well... it was even
funnier in Latin. Ha.
587
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,008
Okay, let's get back to reality.
588
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,476
Who's gonna play Santa Claus?
589
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,510
Me.
590
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,379
I'm the perfect Santa.
591
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:20,849
I own the Santa suit,
so, uh... I'm Santa.
592
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:24,842
Good luck, sir.
593
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:31,026
Well, uh... how am I doing?
594
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,360
Merrill...
595
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,463
uh, there are
ways of joining in...
596
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,733
and ways of joining in.
597
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,703
That bad, huh?
598
00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,060
Worse.
599
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,157
No. Don't take it all.
600
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,994
Yes. Okay, well,
merry Christmas, group.
601
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:06,994
Merry Christmas.
602
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,330
All right.
603
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,486
Mm.
604
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,767
Hoo-hoo, Isaac, what's in this?
605
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,036
Uh, fruit juice and rum.
606
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,471
It's made from an
old secret recipe.
607
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,805
What's the secret?
608
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,741
Leave out the fruit juice.
609
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,714
I'll have a refill.
610
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,272
Oh, uh... sure, Gopher.
611
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,896
Fruit juice.
612
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,987
Back to the drawing board.
613
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:50,138
Dan?
614
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,107
Hm?
615
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,451
Honey, it's Christmas Eve.
616
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,845
Just for tonight, let's
forget about Walter Perry,
617
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,349
and, heh, the world
and everything.
618
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,319
Let's make this the
best Christmas Eve ever.
619
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:05,842
All right?
620
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,818
Sure beats electric trains.
621
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:19,901
Hey.
622
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,192
Do you want to
exchange gifts now?
623
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,107
If we do, we'll never
make that party.
624
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,371
Oh. Hm. Come on.
625
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:29,832
Okay. Let's go.
626
00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:33,881
Oh. I can get you a
handkerchief for your face.
627
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,083
Oh, wait, I'll get it.
628
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,617
Oh, it's all right.
629
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,878
Dan...
630
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,195
Oh, my God. No.
631
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,730
Dan.
632
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:52,756
You knew Walter Perry was
gonna be on board, didn't you?
633
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,260
You came here for revenge.
634
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:07,214
Tsk. Now look, Lila...
this is my business.
635
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,017
Your business?
636
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,219
What about me?
637
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,087
You weren't the only
one in jail for three years.
638
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,145
I was in a prison of my own.
639
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,449
What do you think my
life was like without you?
640
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:21,853
Dan...
641
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,488
if you love me, don't do this.
642
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,670
You know I love you.
643
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,227
If you kill him, you kill us.
644
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,798
Please, Dan.
645
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,205
Isaac... remove
this dead soldier
646
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,495
and open me a new recruit.
647
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,209
Sure.
648
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,911
Uh, Mr. Baynes,
649
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,546
I thought you said
you were a teetotaler.
650
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,570
Me?
651
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,832
I must have been
drunk when I said it.
652
00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:19,820
Isaac... what color lampshade
653
00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:21,522
goes with this
outfit I'm wearing?
654
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,586
I don't know. What
color are your socks?
655
00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,703
Audrey, is... Is that you?
656
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,038
Never mind me.
657
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,240
Since when did
you start drinking?
658
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,575
I can't remember.
659
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,032
I'm drinking to forget.
660
00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,111
How much have you had?
661
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,135
Plenty!
662
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,019
Say, what's all this gonna cost?
663
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,275
Plenty.
664
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,013
Boy, I hope I'm seeing double.
665
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,228
You're going to be seeing
triple when we get to the room,
666
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,331
because I have a whole
lot of new stuff down there.
667
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,221
Do you expect
me to pay for this?
668
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:07,724
You got it, ace.
669
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,873
Uh... dear...
670
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:15,710
isn't there something
you forgot to ask me for?
671
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,734
It starts with a D.
672
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,672
Yeah, you wanna dance?
673
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,370
Something you wanna ask me?
674
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,372
Yes.
675
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:46,129
Get off my foot.
676
00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,751
More punch?
677
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,486
Yeah. But this time, uh,
678
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,088
tell him to put a
little fruit juice in it.
679
00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,512
Okay.
680
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,227
You're complaining to me
about a bad bridge partner?
681
00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:07,228
Mm-hm.
682
00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:08,663
You're lucky.
683
00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,798
You know, I once
had a law partner.
684
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,134
He stole every
penny the firm had.
685
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,969
Of course, he went to prison.
686
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,871
Oh. Well, at least
he had to pay for it.
687
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,239
Heh. Yeah. He paid.
688
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,263
Hm.
689
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,783
So where's Santa?
690
00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,118
He's supposed to be here by now.
691
00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,153
Well, maybe his reindeer
are having a little trouble
692
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,287
with their radar equipment.
693
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:35,178
And that Blitzen is
a lousy navigator.
694
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:50,026
Ho-ho-ho!
695
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,230
No-no-no.
696
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,580
Ho-ho-ho!
697
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:03,684
Merry Christmas, everybody!
698
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,685
Santa.
699
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,521
Ho-ho-ho!
700
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,524
I've never seen the
captain look better.
701
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,693
Ho-ho-ho! Who
writes his dialogue?
702
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,595
Well, now, let's see
703
00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:17,053
what Santa has
in his bag tonight.
704
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,134
Uh. Let's see. Well, yes.
705
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,003
There's something for Mario.
706
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,460
Thanks.
707
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:30,044
Uh... something
for... Artie. Yes.
708
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,481
Uh... Let's see.
709
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,083
And... And Ben.
710
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,788
Let's see what we have here.
711
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,090
Oh, yes. For Mitch.
712
00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:44,091
Yeah.
713
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,217
And... for Peanut.
714
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,831
What's your real name, Peanut?
715
00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:50,965
Shorty.
716
00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,234
Right! I'll bet it's
a baseball mitt.
717
00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,961
Well... What about me?
718
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,408
Oh. Uh.
719
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,843
Eh, uh, you're, uh...?
720
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:02,910
Tony.
721
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,645
Tony. That's right.
722
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:09,818
Yes. Well, now... let's
see... Tony, what...
723
00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:11,741
Oh. Uh...
724
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:18,660
Let's, uh... Oh, uh...
Oh, Tony, it, uh...
725
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,495
seems that Santa is, uh...
726
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,130
short one present.
727
00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,833
Uh... Uh...
728
00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:27,268
It's back at the North Pole.
That's where your present is.
729
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,470
Now, look, I'll
run back, I'll get it,
730
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,873
and, uh, I'll have
it in your cabin
731
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,663
first thing in the morning.
732
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:37,633
Tony...
733
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:47,376
Oh, no. Poor Captain Stubing.
734
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:14,070
San Quentin never had
a view like that, Walt.
735
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,919
Dan, my boy.
736
00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,521
Well, I've been
looking all over for you.
737
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:22,712
Really? Out in the ocean?
738
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,594
Ha. Hey, you always
were a great kidder.
739
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,658
Heh-heh.
740
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,033
I'm not kidding now, Walt.
741
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:35,503
Hey, wait a minute.
742
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:39,540
Hey, don't do anything foolish.
743
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:42,743
I've already done
something foolish.
744
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,778
I served three years in prison
745
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,169
for something you did, buddy.
746
00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,049
I don't want...
747
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:50,718
Dan, you've got...
You've gotta believe me.
748
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,386
I-I didn't want it to happen.
749
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:53,888
It wasn't my fault.
750
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,258
I-I took the money, I admit it.
751
00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,460
I was in trouble in the
market. It was serious trouble.
752
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,964
And I really needed
that money desperately.
753
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,898
So you set me up.
754
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,100
No, I swear, I didn't.
755
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,636
Oh, look, Dan, I-I never
thought that you'd be convicted.
756
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,705
I-I always thought I
could win you an acquittal,
757
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,128
and that way no
one would be hurt.
758
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,405
Somebody was hurt, Walt.
759
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,836
Dan... please...
760
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:29,423
Please... ♪ All is calm ♪
761
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:33,761
♪ All is bright ♪
762
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:40,034
♪ Round yon Virgin Mother ♪
763
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:42,503
♪ And child ♪
764
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:46,907
♪ Holy Infant ♪
765
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:52,313
♪ So tender and mild ♪
766
00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,748
♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪
767
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,572
Merry Christmas.
768
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,410
Dan.
769
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:07,316
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
770
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,297
Good night, everybody.
771
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:11,332
Merry Christmas.
772
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,371
Good night, Isaac.
773
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,571
Bye.
774
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:17,705
Merry Christmas.
775
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,206
Father, did you find Tony yet?
776
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,340
Not yet.
777
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,809
Oh. Well, we'll help
you look for him.
778
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,753
Okay? Yeah. Thanks.
779
00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,011
Tony?
780
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,652
Where are you?
781
00:38:58,704 --> 00:38:59,914
Tony?
782
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,171
Go away. You blew it.
783
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,475
Yes. Yes, I did.
784
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,690
I apologize.
785
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:10,946
Come here.
786
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,298
This is for you.
787
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,299
Honest?
788
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,290
Mm-hm. Gee, thanks.
789
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,159
It's the football I
asked for, isn't it?
790
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,707
Uh, no.
791
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:29,277
No, I'm sorry. It's not. Uh...
792
00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:31,245
It's a sextant.
793
00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:33,814
It's, uh, an
instrument they used
794
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,450
to navigate the ship.
795
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,783
Oh.
796
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:38,752
It belonged to the captain...
797
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,610
and his father before him.
798
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,557
See?
799
00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:45,414
You put that in there.
800
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:50,865
By holding it up to the stars...
801
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,300
they could always...
802
00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:54,724
tell where they were going.
803
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,862
The captain used it in
the Second World War.
804
00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,009
I know it's kind of beat-up,
805
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:06,102
but... this sextant
means a lot to him.
806
00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,472
He wants you to have it.
807
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,944
I'm sorry it's not
what you asked for.
808
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:20,394
Sometimes we don't get
what we want for Christmas.
809
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,963
I know.
810
00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:24,586
I used to ask for parents,
but I never got 'em.
811
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,569
Well, that's a...
812
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,672
big order for Santa to fill.
813
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:35,109
It don't matter. I
don't need a family.
814
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,167
I got a real big one with
Father Mike and the guys.
815
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,006
Yeah.
816
00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:46,354
It's neat.
817
00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:47,710
Wait till I show the guys.
818
00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:51,825
Thanks, captain.
819
00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,082
I mean, Santa.
820
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,344
We're home.
821
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,768
You can take off
your lampshade now.
822
00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,282
Is that all you bought?
823
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,717
Why didn't you fill
the whole room?
824
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,385
I couldn't. Your
credit card broke.
825
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,854
Ha.
826
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,857
That means I'll have to pay
cash now for my lampshades.
827
00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:24,492
This is just the start.
828
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,894
Because I'm gonna buy all
new furniture for the living room.
829
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,296
Then I'll buy matching
whoopee cushions.
830
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,332
And a brand new Rolls Royce.
831
00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:32,766
Okay, then every morning
832
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,869
I'll go down to the
office in a clown suit.
833
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,039
You know something?
834
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,041
No, what?
835
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:41,576
You're funny.
836
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,277
You know something?
837
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,479
You're very beautiful.
838
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,714
Aw. Put on your lampshade
839
00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:49,005
and give me a kiss.
840
00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:14,108
Merry Christmas, captain!
841
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,479
What? What is this?
842
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:20,981
Well, frankly, captain,
we were feeling
843
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,383
kind of sorry for ourselves.
844
00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:24,518
Oh, you know, sir.
845
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,720
I mean, it's fun to spend
Christmas with the passengers,
846
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:28,055
but...
847
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,392
it's not the same as
spending it with your family.
848
00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:33,527
And then we got to thinking,
849
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,730
well, we don't just
have one family...
850
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,198
we've got two.
851
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,800
And...
852
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,236
well, you're not just
the captain to us, sir.
853
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,605
You're the head of the family.
854
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,072
Our family.
855
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,974
And why shouldn't our family
856
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:50,444
spend Christmas together?
857
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:56,416
You see, uh...
858
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,354
sometimes we try
too hard to, uh...
859
00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,978
get what we've had all along.
860
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,767
Oh, you...
861
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,325
Think that I'm
allergic to this beard.
862
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,592
I want to say
something to all of you.
863
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,898
I'm proud... to have
you on my crew.
864
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,253
I'm even prouder...
865
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,912
to count you among my friends.
866
00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:39,560
Oh, this darn beard.
867
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,263
Sir. It's for you.
868
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,847
It's from all of us.
869
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:47,969
Well, I, uh... I-I
thought we had a rule
870
00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:50,204
that we'd never exchange
Christmas presents.
871
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,306
Well, sir, we
thought just this once.
872
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,529
A rule is a rule, Mr. Smith.
873
00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:01,082
But sometimes...
rules were made...
874
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:02,449
to be broken.
875
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,654
Merry Christmas!
876
00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,190
Why, thank you, sir.
877
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,191
Merry Christmas.
878
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,255
Thank you, sir.
879
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:25,005
♪ The first "Noel"
The angels did say ♪
880
00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:31,178
♪ Was to certain poor
shepherds In fields as they lay ♪
881
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:37,651
♪ In fields as they Lay
keeping their sheep ♪
882
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:43,357
♪ On a cold winter's
night That was so deep ♪
883
00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:44,357
Come on, everybody.
884
00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:48,396
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
885
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:52,533
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
886
00:44:52,557 --> 00:45:00,407
♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪
887
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,344
Very beautiful, Mrs. Baynes.
888
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,380
Thank you very much.
889
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,781
Oh, boy.
890
00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:09,850
I can taste that turkey already.
891
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,786
Didn't you tell him?
892
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,153
Oh, the captain
said there might be
893
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:14,188
some rain, and he wondered
894
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,456
if you'd mind going topside
895
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,757
and changing the regular flags
896
00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,259
for the rubber flags.
897
00:45:19,984 --> 00:45:20,984
Oh.
898
00:45:22,687 --> 00:45:24,153
Rubber flags?
899
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,102
Ah. Look here.
900
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:31,538
Good evening.
901
00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:36,412
There's the captain's
table over there.
902
00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:38,769
Dan.
903
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,215
Get lost, Perry.
904
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,382
I've gotta talk to you.
905
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:45,018
Honey... It's all
right, sweetheart.
906
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,254
Now, look, you've done
everything you can do.
907
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,123
Now just stay away from me.
908
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,991
Keep out of my life.
909
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,326
Dan, listen.
910
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,470
You gave me a gift
last night: my life.
911
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,232
Now I wanna give you
something in return.
912
00:45:59,491 --> 00:46:01,201
I, uh...
913
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:04,204
I contacted the
police in Los Angeles.
914
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:07,007
When we get back, I'm
gonna turn myself in...
915
00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:09,243
make a full confession.
916
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,944
And, uh...
917
00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:13,736
I also wrote to the
State Bar Commission.
918
00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:16,984
You'll be practicing
law again very soon.
919
00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:23,378
Walt, thank you.
920
00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,449
Merry Christmas, Dan.
921
00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:31,588
Merry Christmas.
922
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,059
Oh.
923
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,073
Good evening.
924
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,974
Good evening. Merry
Christmas. Good evening.
925
00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,309
Hi. Good evening.
926
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,344
Beautiful dress.
927
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,667
Thank you.
928
00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:49,252
It's a beautiful table.
929
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,740
It's a beautiful life.
930
00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,588
Father Lewicki, some of the guys
931
00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:55,589
collected some stuff
932
00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:57,223
you might like at the orphanage.
933
00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:58,592
Uh, sports equipment,
934
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,027
uh, books, stuff like that.
935
00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:01,228
All right! All right.
936
00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:02,229
Wow.
937
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,164
Oh, we'd love it. Thanks.
938
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:05,499
Well, where do
we send it, Father?
939
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,067
Give it to the captain.
940
00:47:07,091 --> 00:47:09,331
He can bring it when
he comes next time.
941
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,004
Captain Stubing?
942
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,706
Yes. He comes every month.
943
00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:15,442
No. No, he... He-he
must have me confused
944
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,044
with some other captain.
945
00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,411
You're crazy.
946
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,795
You took us to the
ball game last month.
947
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,418
Uh, captain, you wouldn't
have anything to do
948
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:27,053
with that mysterious man
who's been sending these kids
949
00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,397
on a cruise every
year, would you?
950
00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:32,014
You know, the one with
"more dollars than sense"?
951
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,530
Tsk. Bah, humbug!
952
00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,999
Come on, let's eat
ourselves a turkey.
953
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,549
Hey. Thank you
for a wonderful trip.
954
00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:58,051
Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
955
00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,753
I'll say one thing
for you, Mr. Barton.
956
00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:02,456
You sure seem a lot happier
than when you came aboard.
957
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,890
You bet I am.
958
00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:05,125
You know what today is?
959
00:48:05,149 --> 00:48:06,427
Yes, sir. Monday.
960
00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:07,895
Nope.
961
00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:10,997
Today is the first day...
962
00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:11,998
of the rest of my life.
963
00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:12,999
Aw. Goodbye.
964
00:48:13,023 --> 00:48:14,735
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
965
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,937
Oh, darling, I'm so happy.
966
00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:18,304
Me too.
967
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:19,806
I've got a confession to make.
968
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,642
When I came on this cruise, I...
969
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,377
I was hoping you'd
ask me for a divorce.
970
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,401
Really?
971
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,414
Well, I has hoping
the same thing.
972
00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:29,115
You're kidding?
973
00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:30,350
This cruise really changed us.
974
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:31,552
Yes.
975
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:33,954
We're two completely
different people now.
976
00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:42,318
Oh, I love you.
977
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,901
Thanks for everything,
captain. Mm-hm.
978
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,336
We had a good time.
979
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,538
Here. From us kids.
980
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,674
Thanks for, uh, the trip.
981
00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:56,109
Champagne?
982
00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,177
Now, how did you kids
983
00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:59,079
get your hands on this
bottle of champagne?
984
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,269
Where there's a
will, there's a way.
985
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:05,185
Oh.
986
00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:06,742
Let's go, you guys.
987
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,702
I guess that's Will on the
bottom and Wayne on top.
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