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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[all cheering]
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- Ladies, no!
No running in the halls!
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- [screaming]
- What the fuck?
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[cheering continues]
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all: ♪ Kappa girls are we,
and everywhere we are ♪
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♪ We wear the sacred letters,
K-B-R ♪
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- It's 7:45 in the morning.
What is happening?
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- Is she in trouble,
or are they celebrating her?
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- I don't know.
I'm just copying to be safe.
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- Leighton Murray, you have
been elected
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Kappa Social Chair
for next year!
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- Me?
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- Do you accept this
crucial role
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in our sisterhood?
- I do!
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[all cheering]
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- The position comes with one
of the absolute best rooms
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in the house.
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I'm so excited
for you to move in.
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- Whoa. So you're, like, moving
to Kappa next year?
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- Um, uh, yeah.
Yeah, I guess I am.
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- Let's go, ladies.
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[all cheering]
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all: ♪ Kappa girls are we,
and everywhere we are ♪
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♪ We wear the sacred letters,
K-B-R ♪
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♪ Kappa girls are we,
and everywhere we are... ♪
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- Wait.
Where's Kimberly?
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- I just got pulled into their
group like a riptide.
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Hoo.
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- ♪ Apply pressure, so extra ♪
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[singing indistinctly]
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♪ They say I'm doing too much'cause they're basic ♪
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♪ 'Bout to level up again,so they hate this ♪
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♪ I'm showing them... ♪
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- All right, everyone,as you know,
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the year is nearing its end,
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and your housing forms
are due soon.
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If you don't submit one,
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you'll have to enter
the rooming lottery.
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- And live with the weirdos
and losers no one else wants?
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Oh, no, thank you.
That sounds bleak as hell.
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- Truth.
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- Well, as y'all heard at dawn,
I'm moving into Kappa,
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and I am feeling very blessed.
[chuckles]
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So please do remove me
from this floor's text thread.
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- Damn, okay.
- And for those of you
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who haven't figured it out yet,
I advise you to think on it.
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The deadline is coming up fast.
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- Uh, Frude, related question--
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if someone sort of destroyed
their walls
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by putting up wallpaper
using cheap glue,
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would his or her or their
parents be charged for that?
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- Most definitely.
- Okay.
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Uh, second related question--
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does anyone here
have some spackle?
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- ♪ Driving for hours ♪
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♪ And passed your house ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Down to the momentand still I found ♪
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- Hey.
[door closes]
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Can I ask you something?
- Um, yeah, for sure.
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What's up?
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- Do you want to room
with me again next year?
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- Oh, my gosh, yes,
I was thinking the same thing,
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but I felt like a total loser
for asking.
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- Totally. I have zero interest
in moving into the Kappa house.
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And I like that we already know
each other's quirks.
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- Oh, what are my quirks?
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Wait.
Actually, I don't want to know.
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- Okay.
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But sometimes you talk to
someone named Grandma Joan
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in your sleep.
- Oh, I've heard that before.
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People gossiped
a lot about it at camp.
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Um, should we consider a triple
and include Bela
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or, uh, doubles and just us?
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- Maybe we consider both?
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- Sure.
[door opens]
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- Hey, guys.
- Bela.
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- When the door is closed,
you knock.
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- It's the end of the year.
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Those rules
don't apply anymore.
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Look at this--I'm in
a magazine, and I look great.
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- You do, sitting at the piano
looking like a sexy Beethoven.
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- Ah.
- I can't wait to read it.
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But I got to get to class.
- Ugh. Fine.
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But, Kimberly, clear out your
schedule because we're gonna
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pass these out to every student
on campus.
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- Ooh, how many copies
did you grab?
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- Like, 75.
Come on.
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Hey, read this. I'm featured
on pages 31 and 32.
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Oh, and in the table
of contents. [squeals]
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- Bela, you come off
amazing in this.
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- I know, right?
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Dude, this could be,
like, huge for my career.
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I sent it to tina.fey
at all the big emails.
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- [gasps] I'm so happy for you.
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You've been working so hard,
and it's finally paying off.
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- Thanks, man.
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Hey, uh, have you and Whit
talked about housing stuff
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for next year yet?
- Oh. Um, no.
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What were you thinking?
- I'm gonna move off-campus
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with Evangeline and Joe
from the comedy magazine.
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- Oh, okay, that makes sense.
- Yeah, it's gonna be great.
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We're gonna live together,
write together,
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maybe try drugs together.
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It's gonna be like "SNL"
from the '70s
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but, like, with way more women
and nonwhites.
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- Okay.
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- We'll still hang out
all the time, though.
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- Yeah, for sure.
- Bela!
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This article rules.
- Aw, that's so sweet.
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Um, this is Jorja.
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She's one of the newer writers
from "The Foxy."
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- Hey, I'd love to send you
some pieces, um,
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I've been working on and get
your thoughts on them.
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- I'd be happy to help.
- Oh, my God, thank you.
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Amazing.
I'll text you later.
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- [gasps] That was awesome.
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You're like a campus celebrity.
- I know, right? I kind of am.
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- Ah, you're more famous
than that chubby squirrel
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we feed French fries to.
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- Oh, my God,
I haven't seen him in a while.
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- Me neither.
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- Oh, no.
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[electronic music]
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- Well, then
with all due respect,
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President Lacey is a giant
penis who hates all women.
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Quote me, bitch!
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- We are making friends
like usual, huh?
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- Essex just cut
our funding in half.
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- Seriously?
- This is gonna kill us.
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- Wait. Why would they do that?
- Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe because the cis,
white, hetero, male board
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doesn't care about women
or trans or nonbinary folk.
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Why don't you take a seat?
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Help us figure out
what we can do.
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- No, I'm good.
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I, um--I was just popping in
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on my way to
a very important Kappa event.
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- Oh, something that no one has
ever said in this building.
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- Well, I am sure you'll find
your fix, okay?
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But for the future,
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why don't you just let Tova
handle the calls, okay?
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They are much more
likable than you.
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- I just said that
about myself.
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- Good news, everyone--
guess who just made us $40
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by donating blood
at two different locations?
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- Ginger, are you okay?
You look really pale.
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- I can't lose this place!
- Okay.
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- ♪ Yeah, I just wanna... ♪
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- Hey. When you're done
with that work,
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can I talk to you for a sec?
- Oh, this isn't work.
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I'm trying to figure out
what it's called
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when 4 people 69.
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I think it's 138-ing.
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- Well, I feel kind of weird
for saying this,
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but I think I have feelings
for a coworker.
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- Kimberly, I am so flattered,
but I don't see you that way.
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- This is about Canaan.
I don't know what to do.
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Obviously, I can't talk
to my roommates about it
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because of Whitney and him.
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- Listen, I totally get
why you're into him.
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Canaan is a hot boy
with rippling muscles
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and two heaping scoops of ass.
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But you and I both know
that you can't act on this.
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It could totally blow up
your friend group,
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your rooming situation,
and your work life.
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It ain't worth it.
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- I know, but maybe he has
feelings for me, too.
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- He does not.
- How do you know?
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- I know his type,
and you're not it.
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He told me you remind him
of his third-grade teacher.
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- Maybe she was really cool.
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- He said she had cankles.
- Oh, got it.
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- And that would be you
in the situation.
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- Yeah, I said "I got it."
- I'm so sorry.
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I feel like I shot Bambi.
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But if I were you,
I would avoid him
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for the rest of the year
and forget about it.
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- Yeah, I know you're right.
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- Listen, we all have crushes
that we can't act on,
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like me
and the Pepsi delivery guy.
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Sure, I left him Polaroids
of my tits in his truck,
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but that is as far as I'll take
it because I'm a professional.
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- Oh, I think he can hear you.
- Yeah, I want him to.
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Hey, Jorge!
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- ♪ Yeah,we got it like that ♪
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♪ Yeah,we got it like that ♪
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- You're declaring your major?
- Yeah.
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I'm officially
on the biochemistry
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and biophysics track.
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- So you're gonna do the same
major as your boyfriend?
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- He is not my boyfriend.
- Hmm.
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- But I do think
I'm his girlfriend--it's bad.
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- Whitney,
you don't like him.
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You need to end this before you
take 30 more classes with him
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and end up marrying his ass.
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- I will handle it.
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I am going to talk
to him today.
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- Great. You've only tried
to break up with him
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two other times before, so
hopefully this one will stick.
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- ♪ Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh,yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Making me go boy crazy ♪
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♪ All of a sudden,baby, I... ♪
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- How's everyone doing?
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- What the hell, Bela?
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This article is entirely
about you.
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- It literally says your name
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more than the name
of our magazine.
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How did this happen?
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- I'm so sorry.
I have no idea.
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I would have assumed he would
have written about all of us.
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[students groan]
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Maybe the reporter has a crush
on me or something.
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- Nice try.
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He's seeing someone,
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which he told me
after he rejected me brutally.
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- Then I have no idea
how this happened.
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This is so strange.
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- It makes it look like you
created "The Foxy"
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all by yourself.
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- Did he show this to you
before he printed it?
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- No. If he had, I would have
asked him to photoshop
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my boobs to look bigger.
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You know what?
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I-I'll reach out
to him right now
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and make sure he prints
a retraction.
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- It's fine.
Let's just forget it.
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- I don't think I can.
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In fact, you're uninvited
to my half-birthday party.
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For those of you
who are coming,
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I'm registered at Claire's.
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And I would like it
if at least one of you RSVP'd.
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You can right now vocally.
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both: No.
- Uh-uh.
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[murmuring]
- Let's get back to work.
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♪ ♪
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- There she is.
08:48.194 --> 08:49.153
Hi, honey.
08:49.237 --> 08:51.447
- Hi, Dad.
[both chuckle]
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Hey, um, can we talk
about the shirt?
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- Yes. I just wanted
to show the world
08:56.327 --> 08:57.995
how much I support you.
- That's great.
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It just makes it seem like
you're proud to be a gay dad.
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- Because I am.
And I just want--
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Oh.
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That's why the barista
called me "zaddy."
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Yes.
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- Oh, sweetheart.
- Hi.
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- Oh, you look great.
- Thanks.
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- And your father told me.
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- That I'm a lesbian?
Yes, I am.
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- I just wish
you felt comfortable
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telling me yourself.
09:19.934 --> 09:22.186
- You are not exactly
the chillest.
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I seem to remember you crying
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when I asked to wear sneakers
on vacation.
09:25.815 --> 09:27.108
- It was St. Barts.
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We could have run
into Lorne Michaels.
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Well, I read several articles
about what to say to you.
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So I acknowledge
your sexuality, and I love you.
09:36.867 --> 09:38.327
- Love you, too.
09:38.411 --> 09:41.205
So are you excited to go
to the Kappa Spring Festival?
09:41.289 --> 09:42.999
- Oh, honey, I have been
looking forward
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to going to this event with you
since the moment you got in.
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And I cannot wait to see
which of my classmates
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have aged poorly.
[giggles]
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- Well, you girls have fun.
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I'm off to destroy
the only copy
09:54.010 --> 09:56.596
of a very hurtful op-ed
I wrote in 1992.
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[electronic music]
09:59.849 --> 10:03.019
♪ ♪
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- What are you doing?
10:04.437 --> 10:06.022
- I'm sifting through
a bag of beans.
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Lila thinks she dropped
an AirPod in here.
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- Hmm.
- What happened to your shirt?
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- Oh, I tripped and spilled
a gallon of oat milk on myself.
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- Oh. Ooh.
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- [grunts]
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Oh, will I be seeing you
at the Theta party tonight?
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- No.
I don't think I can make it.
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- Too bad.
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If you change your mind,
text me.
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- Yeah.
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- How do I look?
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- Dry.
- Right.
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[both laugh]
See ya.
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- ♪ Okay, okay ♪
10:40.973 --> 10:44.226
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy,I can feel your tummy ♪
10:44.310 --> 10:45.561
♪ You can eat it for dessert ♪
10:45.644 --> 10:48.230
- There she is.
- Oh, my God.
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Hi. [groans]
10:49.732 --> 10:51.609
- Ready to watch me
kill this presentation?
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Whoop-whoop.
- [chuckles oddly] Yeah.
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- Is something up?
10:56.197 --> 10:57.907
- Uh...
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yes, but don't worry about it.
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I don't want to throw you off.
We can just talk after class.
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- No, let's talk about it now--
I'm not gonna be able to focus
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on my experiment
if you don't tell me.
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- I think we should break up.
- Shit.
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Okay, it's not what I thought
you were gonna say.
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- I'm sorry.
11:12.880 --> 11:14.840
- No, it's--it's cool.
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We're both super busy.
11:16.425 --> 11:18.302
So this is, like--
- Yeah.
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- It's mutual.
It's good.
11:20.388 --> 11:21.931
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
11:22.014 --> 11:23.808
Let's get in there--
as friends.
11:23.891 --> 11:25.810
Come on.
11:25.893 --> 11:28.270
So I'll keep titrating
the solution
11:28.354 --> 11:30.815
until some precipitate forms,
11:30.898 --> 11:35.569
which according
to my estimate should...
11:35.653 --> 11:38.197
should, uh...
11:38.280 --> 11:39.448
Sorry.
11:39.532 --> 11:42.493
Lost my focus.
Um...
11:42.576 --> 11:44.412
- Dude, are you crying?
11:44.495 --> 11:48.290
- No, my eyes are just
really humid right now.
11:48.374 --> 11:52.086
Anyway, so, if you'll focus
on the bottom of the beaker,
11:52.169 --> 11:54.755
you'll see...
[grunts]
11:54.839 --> 11:57.758
[cries] Okay, now, yes,
I am crying.
11:57.842 --> 12:01.345
I think I need a minute alone
in the hallway.
12:02.513 --> 12:05.015
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
12:05.099 --> 12:06.475
- So, Ashlie...
12:06.559 --> 12:08.644
are you excited to be Kappa
president next year?
12:08.727 --> 12:10.104
- Oh, my goodness, yes.
12:10.187 --> 12:12.148
- You know, I was president
my senior year.
12:12.231 --> 12:13.649
- Mm-hmm.
12:13.732 --> 12:15.276
- And I got us a computer
with the Internet on it.
12:15.359 --> 12:17.486
- Oh, wow.
- You did.
12:17.570 --> 12:18.988
- Cool story, Mom.
12:19.071 --> 12:21.532
- Buckle up, Ashlie.
You're in for a lot.
12:21.615 --> 12:23.033
I'm on the alumni board.
12:23.117 --> 12:26.120
And every day it feels
like some new crisis.
12:26.203 --> 12:28.247
- A Kappa crisis?
Like what?
12:28.330 --> 12:30.666
Did they install unflattering
lighting in the bathrooms?
12:30.750 --> 12:33.419
[laughter]
- No.
12:33.502 --> 12:35.254
Did you hear what happened
at the Syracuse chapter?
12:35.337 --> 12:36.505
- No.
12:36.589 --> 12:38.007
- They banned
the word "sisterhood."
12:38.090 --> 12:39.175
- Why would they do that?
12:39.258 --> 12:40.843
- Well, they said
it's not accurate
12:40.926 --> 12:43.345
and that some of their members
aren't women.
12:43.429 --> 12:45.347
- What?
- Oh, I don't know.
12:45.431 --> 12:46.932
I actually think
that's a good thing,
12:47.016 --> 12:48.934
you know, to create
more inclusive language
12:49.018 --> 12:50.686
for trans and nonbinary folks.
12:50.769 --> 12:53.814
- Well, I just think if you
don't see yourself as a woman,
12:53.898 --> 12:55.566
then form your own group.
- Mm.
12:55.649 --> 12:57.276
- Let us be sisters.
12:57.359 --> 12:59.528
- But how can they form
their own clubs with no support
12:59.612 --> 13:01.614
or funding from the school,
you know?
13:01.697 --> 13:04.867
- Just to be clear, my best
friend is a homosexual.
13:04.950 --> 13:06.160
- [gasps] Ralph?
- Yes.
13:06.243 --> 13:08.204
- Ah, love Ralph.
- Isn't he funny?
13:08.287 --> 13:10.372
- I know!
- Sure. I'm gay, too.
13:10.456 --> 13:12.082
But, um,
that is actually meaningless
13:12.166 --> 13:14.835
in the context
of this conversation, isn't it?
13:14.919 --> 13:17.630
- Leight, can I borrow you
for a sec?
13:19.173 --> 13:20.508
Look, I know these boomer alums
13:20.591 --> 13:22.384
aren't the most up to date
on things,
13:22.468 --> 13:24.053
but today
is sort of about getting
13:24.136 --> 13:25.429
donation checks from them.
13:25.513 --> 13:27.306
I promise, it's not
worth engaging.
13:27.389 --> 13:30.017
- Right, but if we don't engage
with them,
13:30.100 --> 13:31.477
then who is going to?
13:31.560 --> 13:34.063
- Maybe just go talk
to somebody else.
13:34.146 --> 13:36.023
[indistinct chatter]
13:36.106 --> 13:37.566
[electronic music]
13:37.650 --> 13:39.235
- ♪ I got this feeling ♪
13:39.318 --> 13:41.237
♪ I've been dreamingin a sequence... ♪
13:41.320 --> 13:43.531
- Oh, Zoe, I don't mean
to rub it in,
13:43.614 --> 13:46.075
but you really missed out on
not going to that econ banquet
13:46.158 --> 13:48.244
with Canaan.
- Huh?
13:48.327 --> 13:49.578
What econ banquet?
13:49.662 --> 13:51.497
- The one where
Canaan got that award.
13:51.580 --> 13:53.332
It was so fun,
and the food was so good.
13:53.415 --> 13:54.833
I loaded up on soup,
13:54.917 --> 13:57.169
and then I realized
it was just the appetizer.
13:57.253 --> 13:59.421
- Yeah, I don't know
what you're talking about.
13:59.505 --> 14:01.173
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
14:01.257 --> 14:02.550
- He said he invited you
14:02.633 --> 14:04.677
before he invited me
and you were busy.
14:04.760 --> 14:08.097
- That definitely
did not happen.
14:08.180 --> 14:10.474
- Will you excuse me a moment?
14:10.558 --> 14:11.892
Lila?
- Hmm?
14:11.976 --> 14:13.769
- You want to go to that
Theta party tonight?
14:13.852 --> 14:15.271
- Bitch, I've been going to go,
14:15.354 --> 14:18.774
and I'm wearing a dress
that makes my tits sing.
14:18.857 --> 14:20.609
- Thanks again
for meeting up with me.
14:20.693 --> 14:22.319
- Of course.
I'm happy to.
14:22.403 --> 14:24.196
Oh, and thank you for meeting
me during your final exam.
14:24.280 --> 14:26.532
No other times worked for me.
- You're just so impressive.
14:26.615 --> 14:28.284
I want to learn
as much as I can from you.
14:28.367 --> 14:29.451
- [chuckles]
14:29.535 --> 14:31.036
So I read your packet.
14:31.120 --> 14:34.790
And I think you should consider
quitting "The Foxy."
14:34.873 --> 14:36.292
- Quit?
14:36.375 --> 14:38.127
- Jorja, I think you're cool
and smart and funny.
14:38.210 --> 14:39.962
And in that way,
you really remind me of myself.
14:40.045 --> 14:42.006
But not everyone who's cool
and smart and funny
14:42.089 --> 14:43.924
has what it takes to be
a comedy writer.
14:44.008 --> 14:45.342
- Okay.
14:45.426 --> 14:47.803
- Oh, you know what I think
you'd be great at?
14:47.886 --> 14:49.471
Advertising.
- What?
14:49.555 --> 14:51.390
- I bet you could write
really cute commercials
14:51.473 --> 14:53.976
for, like, cleaning products
or, like, a clever yogurt ad.
14:54.059 --> 14:56.562
- I'm not really interested
in that.
14:56.645 --> 14:59.481
Do you seriously not have
any feedback for me
14:59.565 --> 15:00.858
on anything I wrote?
15:00.941 --> 15:02.568
- I could tell you
all the things
15:02.651 --> 15:04.820
that didn't really work in
here, but I just don't think
15:04.903 --> 15:06.989
that's a good use
of either of our time.
15:07.072 --> 15:08.532
- Wow.
15:08.616 --> 15:10.993
At least you're honest.
- Always. You got this, Jorja.
15:11.076 --> 15:13.787
I mean, not this
but something else.
15:16.248 --> 15:18.709
Oh, did you want me
to throw this away for you?
15:18.792 --> 15:22.880
♪ ♪
15:22.963 --> 15:25.758
- Thank you so much for these.
They're gonna do a lot of good.
15:25.841 --> 15:28.385
Kappa kisses.
[smooches]
15:28.469 --> 15:29.762
Bye.
15:29.845 --> 15:32.723
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
15:32.806 --> 15:34.391
- Honey?
- Hmm?
15:34.475 --> 15:37.519
- Are you okay?
You've been quiet all day.
15:37.603 --> 15:39.855
- Yeah, I don't know.
Uh...
15:39.938 --> 15:41.440
I, um...
15:41.523 --> 15:44.276
I don't think
I want this anymore.
15:44.360 --> 15:47.279
- Oh, sweetie, here.
What is going on?
15:47.363 --> 15:49.615
- I wanted to be in Kappa
just like you,
15:49.698 --> 15:52.910
but I don't feel like me
when I'm here.
15:52.993 --> 15:55.204
- I think you've just changed.
15:55.287 --> 15:57.247
And that's okay.
- I'm really sorry.
15:57.331 --> 15:58.957
I know how bad
that you wanted this for me.
15:59.041 --> 16:01.710
And I just didn't want
to let you down.
16:01.794 --> 16:03.379
- Oh, no, no, stop.
16:03.462 --> 16:04.880
I just want you to be happy.
16:04.963 --> 16:07.716
If you don't want to be
in Kappa, then don't.
16:07.800 --> 16:10.344
Life is too short
to waste on things
16:10.427 --> 16:12.596
that don't bring you happiness.
16:12.680 --> 16:16.266
That's why we don't see
Grandma anymore.
16:16.350 --> 16:17.518
- I love you, Mom.
16:17.601 --> 16:19.228
- Oh, I love you
so much, Leighton.
16:19.311 --> 16:22.481
- Lovely to see you, Mimi.
- Oh, always a pleasure, Mona.
16:22.564 --> 16:23.941
Kappa kisses.
16:24.024 --> 16:26.610
Oh, what a dumb whore,
am I right?
16:26.694 --> 16:28.153
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
16:28.237 --> 16:29.446
- You know, she once asked me
16:29.530 --> 16:31.407
how to spell
the word "biscuit."
16:31.490 --> 16:33.534
- Mom, you are such a bitch.
16:33.617 --> 16:36.120
Oh, my God, we would have been
good friends in college.
16:36.203 --> 16:37.871
- Oh, for sure,
we would have been.
16:37.955 --> 16:40.416
- ♪ Can't hearwhat you're saying ♪
16:40.499 --> 16:42.626
- Last pregameof freshman year.
16:42.710 --> 16:44.920
Let's go!
all: Yeah!
16:45.003 --> 16:46.338
- Whoo!
16:46.422 --> 16:48.173
- ♪ Just lose that attitude ♪
16:48.257 --> 16:51.468
♪ You know, you know you gotto lose that attitude ♪
16:51.552 --> 16:53.220
♪ Yeah ♪
16:53.303 --> 16:56.765
♪ Give me, give meall that I like ♪
16:56.849 --> 16:58.308
- God, I can't believe
this is the last shot
16:58.392 --> 16:59.727
we'll take in this room--
I could cry.
16:59.810 --> 17:00.978
- Guys, can I just
say that this is
17:01.061 --> 17:02.354
the hottest we've ever looked?
17:02.438 --> 17:03.605
I mean, Whitney, that dress--
17:03.689 --> 17:05.441
serving purple
and serving tits?
17:05.524 --> 17:06.859
You look like a sexy Barney.
- [laughs]
17:06.942 --> 17:08.277
- Thank you.
Thank you.
17:08.360 --> 17:09.695
Listen, I'm single,
17:09.778 --> 17:11.405
and I'm ready to end this year
with a bang.
17:11.488 --> 17:13.282
- Ow!
- Okay, well, I am just excited
17:13.365 --> 17:16.410
to have fun with my girls.
- Aw, me too.
17:16.493 --> 17:17.619
- Holy shit.
17:17.703 --> 17:19.329
- Hmm?
- Guys, stop!
17:19.413 --> 17:21.582
- What's wrong?
- I'm getting canceled.
17:21.665 --> 17:23.041
- What?
- This girl from "The Foxy"
17:23.125 --> 17:24.960
is blasting my ass
on social media.
17:25.043 --> 17:26.879
- I'm sure it's not that bad.
- Yeah.
17:26.962 --> 17:28.380
- "Five things I learned
17:28.464 --> 17:31.133
at Essex's so-called
feminist comedy magazine."
17:31.216 --> 17:33.927
- Maybe it's a nice post.
She said she learned things.
17:34.011 --> 17:37.890
- "Bela Malhotra is
a misogynistic comedy dictator
17:37.973 --> 17:41.143
who hates all women,
including herself"?
17:41.226 --> 17:42.561
Fuck, this is so bad.
17:42.644 --> 17:44.188
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna have to quit comedy
17:44.271 --> 17:46.398
and become a pharmacist
like all my dumb cousins.
17:46.482 --> 17:48.317
- There has to be
a misunderstanding.
17:48.400 --> 17:50.778
- Yeah, agreed. I mean, you
definitely don't hate yourself.
17:50.861 --> 17:52.196
If anything,
you like yourself too much.
17:52.279 --> 17:53.572
- Exactly.
17:53.655 --> 17:55.157
- Listen, just talk
to this girl tomorrow
17:55.240 --> 17:56.700
and smooth it over.
- Yeah.
17:56.784 --> 17:58.494
- You don't need to
let it ruin your night.
17:58.577 --> 17:59.953
- I'm with Whitney.
18:00.037 --> 18:01.622
I mean, the girl has,
like, 40 followers, okay?
18:01.705 --> 18:03.332
Nobody will ever see that.
- Yeah, you're right.
18:03.415 --> 18:05.083
All right, um, let's take
one more shot before we go.
18:05.167 --> 18:06.293
- Yes!
- Thank you.
18:06.376 --> 18:07.878
- That's what I'm
talking about.
18:07.961 --> 18:09.421
- Or we could take
a five-minute nap and then go.
18:09.505 --> 18:11.340
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- All right.
18:11.423 --> 18:14.760
- ♪ Is it desire? ♪
18:14.843 --> 18:18.096
[indistinct chatter]
18:18.180 --> 18:20.849
♪ ♪
18:20.933 --> 18:23.268
- Shit!
This party is going off!
18:23.352 --> 18:26.063
- My favorite bitches!
18:26.146 --> 18:27.397
- What's up?
- Yeah!
18:27.481 --> 18:29.358
Welcome
to the Dare or Dare Party.
18:29.441 --> 18:31.193
You are obligated
to do the dare
18:31.276 --> 18:32.486
written on the bottom
of your cup.
18:32.569 --> 18:34.363
- Oh!
- What kind of dares?
18:34.446 --> 18:35.823
- Oh, I read them all.
18:35.906 --> 18:37.324
On this side of the table,
they're horny.
18:37.407 --> 18:39.117
And here,
they're just plain nasty.
18:39.201 --> 18:41.578
I took one of both.
- Oh.
18:41.662 --> 18:43.205
- "Smash face with a redhead"?
18:43.288 --> 18:45.415
- Ooh, I want that one.
- Okay.
18:45.499 --> 18:47.584
- Thank you.
- Damn it, Jocelyn.
18:47.668 --> 18:50.754
I'm not gonna jiggle
a stranger's tit at this party.
18:50.838 --> 18:52.422
- "Twerk"?
I can't twerk.
18:52.506 --> 18:54.591
I wasn't allowed to dance
with my bottom half growing up.
18:54.675 --> 18:57.219
We don't actually have
to do these, do we?
18:57.302 --> 19:00.305
- Oh, Jocelyn seems
to think we do.
19:00.389 --> 19:02.891
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
19:02.975 --> 19:05.853
- That is a lot of tongue.
19:07.312 --> 19:09.064
- I brushed my teeth
so good tonight.
19:09.147 --> 19:12.276
I am 1,000% making out
with someone at this party.
19:12.359 --> 19:13.902
Ooh, let's pick out
some hotties
19:13.986 --> 19:15.404
and wing-woman each other hard.
19:15.487 --> 19:18.365
- Ooh, okay, okay, sure.
Let's see my options.
19:18.448 --> 19:19.950
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
19:20.033 --> 19:24.079
Oh, we got a guy slurping
a Taco Bell Fire Sauce packet
19:24.163 --> 19:27.207
and a dude who's dancing
tragically off the beat.
19:27.291 --> 19:29.668
Yeah, I don't think any
of these guys are my type.
19:29.751 --> 19:33.463
[chuckles]
- So what are you looking for?
19:33.547 --> 19:35.591
- Um...
19:36.967 --> 19:39.428
- I will let you know
when I see it.
19:39.511 --> 19:40.596
[chuckles]
19:40.679 --> 19:46.184
♪ ♪
19:46.268 --> 19:48.270
- Hey.
- Hey.
19:48.353 --> 19:49.938
- I thought you said
you weren't coming?
19:50.022 --> 19:52.441
- Uh, turns out I am and did.
- What are you doing?
19:52.524 --> 19:55.110
- Um, trying to find a cup with
a dare I actually want to do.
19:55.193 --> 19:58.405
This one says "motorboat Lila,"
and it has her phone number.
19:58.488 --> 19:59.948
- Yeah, she definitely
wrote that one.
20:00.032 --> 20:02.367
Can you just be a good citizen
and throw it out?
20:02.451 --> 20:03.911
[laughter]
20:03.994 --> 20:07.205
Wait. What's that one?
- Uh...
20:07.289 --> 20:09.666
"Kiss a stranger."
20:09.750 --> 20:11.293
- That one's not a bad one.
20:11.376 --> 20:13.128
- Well, we both know
each other,
20:13.211 --> 20:15.505
so you're in the clear, sir.
20:15.589 --> 20:18.258
- Yeah.
[both chuckle]
20:18.342 --> 20:20.510
- Yo, Canaan!
20:20.594 --> 20:23.972
- Oh, my friends just got here,
so I'm--I'ma--
20:24.056 --> 20:26.183
- Yeah, of course. Go.
- Yeah. Okay, all right.
20:26.266 --> 20:27.476
- Yeah.
20:27.559 --> 20:29.186
- ♪ I'm okay ♪
20:29.269 --> 20:33.482
♪ Yeah, I'm happyI need someone ♪
20:33.565 --> 20:36.902
- Ginger, love that you're
wearing a long coat indoors.
20:36.985 --> 20:39.863
- Thank you. It belonged
to my elderly neighbor.
20:39.947 --> 20:41.156
But I can't stay long.
20:41.240 --> 20:43.116
I gave blood twice again
this evening,
20:43.200 --> 20:44.826
so I am feeling weak.
20:44.910 --> 20:47.996
Also, I do not like the way
that guy is looking at me.
20:50.582 --> 20:53.710
- Why don't you go sit down?
- Okay.
20:53.794 --> 20:55.963
- I'll go deal with that later.
- You sure she's good?
20:56.046 --> 20:57.297
- She's fine.
- [chuckles]
20:57.381 --> 21:00.676
- So how is Kappa?
- Um, I quit.
21:00.759 --> 21:02.052
- Oh, no.
21:02.135 --> 21:04.596
Did you find
an even blonder place to live?
21:04.680 --> 21:07.057
Wait. Are you being serious?
- I am.
21:07.140 --> 21:09.935
I decided I would rather spend
my time at the Women's Center,
21:10.018 --> 21:13.981
you know, with, um, people
I actually like.
21:14.064 --> 21:15.983
- If this is because
you vandalized another statue
21:16.066 --> 21:19.194
and got community service,
I will find out.
21:19.278 --> 21:22.531
- Um, also, I have this.
21:22.614 --> 21:25.659
♪ ♪
21:25.742 --> 21:27.369
- Holy shit.
21:27.452 --> 21:29.037
$30,000?
21:29.121 --> 21:30.831
- My mom was gonna donate it
to Kappa,
21:30.914 --> 21:33.834
so I told her where
it would do better things.
21:33.917 --> 21:36.545
- This is going to
completely save us.
21:36.628 --> 21:40.132
♪ ♪
21:40.215 --> 21:42.384
I am so sorry.
I should not have done that.
21:42.467 --> 21:43.885
- No, no, no, no.
No, you should have.
21:43.969 --> 21:45.762
- What about your girl Tatum?
21:45.846 --> 21:47.097
- I ended things with her
21:47.180 --> 21:48.890
the night
of your fundraiser, actually.
21:48.974 --> 21:50.767
- Because of how hot I looked
in my Elton John costume?
21:50.851 --> 21:52.394
- [laughs]
- You know, I still have that.
21:52.477 --> 21:55.439
I could go get that right now.
- Shut up.
21:55.522 --> 21:59.818
- ♪ I'm happyI need your love ♪
21:59.901 --> 22:04.197
♪ I'm happy I want your love ♪
22:04.281 --> 22:07.159
♪ Yeah, I'm happyI need someone ♪
22:07.242 --> 22:09.411
- Canaan, are you leaving?
22:09.494 --> 22:12.622
- Uh, Yeah, a bunch of us are
headed to a party on Edgewood.
22:12.706 --> 22:13.915
You want to come with?
22:13.999 --> 22:17.210
♪ ♪
22:17.294 --> 22:20.422
[indistinct shouting]
22:20.505 --> 22:23.091
- No. I'm gonna stay.
22:23.175 --> 22:26.261
Have fun.
- Okay, bye.
22:26.344 --> 22:29.264
- ♪ Run away, run away ♪
22:29.347 --> 22:31.767
♪ Ru--ru--run away ♪
22:31.850 --> 22:34.811
♪ Run away, yeah ♪
22:34.895 --> 22:37.647
♪ ♪
22:37.731 --> 22:40.734
- Bela.
- Hey!
22:40.817 --> 22:42.611
Oh, there's a couch here that
they're trying to get rid of.
22:42.694 --> 22:44.571
Should we take it
for the house next year?
22:44.654 --> 22:45.739
They call it the sperm bank,
22:45.822 --> 22:47.115
but we don't have
to call it that.
22:47.199 --> 22:49.701
- That post from Jorja
is so messed up.
22:49.785 --> 22:52.120
- I know.
Huge overreaction, right?
22:52.204 --> 22:53.789
Comedy writers need
to have a thick skin.
22:53.872 --> 22:55.415
Look at all the stuff
that happened to me
22:55.499 --> 22:56.625
in "The Catullan."
22:56.708 --> 22:58.335
- Dude, we're not
agreeing with you.
22:58.418 --> 23:00.170
- What happened to you
at "The Catullan" was horrible,
23:00.253 --> 23:02.839
and our magazine was created
to be a better alternative
23:02.923 --> 23:04.049
to that toxic shit.
23:04.132 --> 23:05.801
- Don't you remember?
23:05.884 --> 23:08.303
I mean, since you were the one
who created our group.
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- Wait.
Is that what this is about?
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You guys are just mad
that I'm still getting
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too much credit
in that article.
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- We talked
to the reporter, Bela.
23:16.186 --> 23:18.647
- He showed you the article.
You lied to us.
23:18.730 --> 23:22.526
- That article was one thing.
That was normal, selfish Bela.
23:22.609 --> 23:25.278
But being that brutal to Jorja,
it's not okay.
23:25.362 --> 23:27.531
- And what Jorja put online
about you,
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I'd say it was
pretty fucking well written.
23:30.242 --> 23:32.744
- You're fired from "The Foxy."
- What?
23:32.828 --> 23:34.704
- Clearly,
you're the only person
23:34.788 --> 23:37.040
who lives up
to your own comedy standards.
23:37.124 --> 23:40.043
So go be funny alone.
- No, please don't do this.
23:40.127 --> 23:42.587
It's gonna make living together
super awkward next year.
23:42.671 --> 23:45.173
- We gave your room to Carla.
- Wait. We did?
23:45.257 --> 23:47.259
Oh.
- We did.
23:47.342 --> 23:49.469
- Fine.
- Wait, guy--
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♪ ♪
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Fuck.
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[all cheering]
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- Hey, Lila, uh, can I ask you
a question?
23:57.602 --> 23:59.354
- I'm not currently
taking any questions.
23:59.437 --> 24:01.565
My cup said I had to find
50 people to kiss,
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and I've only found 34.
- [chuckles]
24:04.192 --> 24:06.695
- Okay, 35.
- Happy to help.
24:06.778 --> 24:08.822
Have you seen Canaan?
- He left a little bit ago.
24:08.905 --> 24:10.949
- Okay.
- Ooh, but if you see him,
24:11.032 --> 24:12.701
let him know that he's gonna
open up Sips tomorrow
24:12.784 --> 24:14.536
because I do plan
on calling out sick to myself.
24:14.619 --> 24:16.746
- [chuckles] Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Bye, 35.
24:18.832 --> 24:19.833
Mm.
24:19.916 --> 24:22.711
Hi, number 36.
You're cute.
24:22.794 --> 24:25.255
Do you like your women much,
much taller than you?
24:25.338 --> 24:28.341
[soft acoustic guitar music]
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♪ ♪
24:34.306 --> 24:37.017
- ♪ Oh, there she goes again ♪
24:37.100 --> 24:40.061
♪ Every morningit's the same ♪
24:40.145 --> 24:41.813
♪ You walk on by... ♪
24:41.897 --> 24:45.025
- Canaan!
- Hey.
24:45.108 --> 24:46.401
- Hey.
24:46.484 --> 24:49.237
Um, can I talk to you
for a sec?
24:49.321 --> 24:50.864
- Yeah.
24:50.947 --> 24:53.241
Y'all go on.
I'll catch up with you.
24:53.325 --> 24:55.076
What's up?
- You lied.
24:55.160 --> 24:58.038
- I lied? About what?
- Zoe.
24:58.121 --> 24:59.748
You never invited her
to that event.
24:59.831 --> 25:00.916
She told me.
25:00.999 --> 25:02.542
Why would you lie?
25:02.626 --> 25:04.211
- That's a great question--
25:04.294 --> 25:06.755
because that lie
would make no sense.
25:06.838 --> 25:11.635
- You wanted me to go with you.
You invited me first.
25:11.718 --> 25:13.929
- ♪ Can't wait anymore... ♪
25:14.012 --> 25:16.598
- Fine. I did.
25:16.681 --> 25:19.392
You trying to embarrass me
or something?
25:19.476 --> 25:22.979
♪ In my dreams,you're with me ♪
25:23.063 --> 25:27.442
♪ We'll be everythingI want us to be ♪
25:27.525 --> 25:29.611
♪ For the first time ♪
25:29.694 --> 25:34.532
♪ Or is that just meand my imagination? ♪
25:34.616 --> 25:36.576
♪ We walk, we laugh ♪
25:36.660 --> 25:40.455
♪ We spend our timewalking by the oceanside ♪
25:40.538 --> 25:43.458
♪ Our handsare gently intertwined ♪
25:43.541 --> 25:46.002
♪ A feelingI just can't describe ♪
25:46.086 --> 25:48.964
♪ And all this timewe spent alone... ♪
25:49.047 --> 25:51.132
- So I have some news.
25:51.216 --> 25:53.426
Alicia and I are back together.
25:53.510 --> 25:55.262
- And I'm not gonna lie.
- Mm.
25:55.345 --> 25:58.139
- I am really happy about it.
- Aw.
25:58.223 --> 26:00.100
- Yay.
- Wait.
26:00.183 --> 26:01.643
So, if you're not moving
into Kappa
26:01.726 --> 26:03.228
and Bela's not living
off-campus anymore,
26:03.311 --> 26:04.980
then we could all live together
next year--
26:05.063 --> 26:07.315
I mean, if you all want.
26:07.399 --> 26:08.650
- You know what?
I'm down.
26:08.733 --> 26:11.194
- What about you, Bela?
- Um...
26:11.278 --> 26:13.655
Yeah, sorry. I'm just a
little distracted this morning.
26:13.738 --> 26:15.657
- Is this still about that girl
from the magazine?
26:15.740 --> 26:17.534
Why don't you just talk
to her, right?
26:17.617 --> 26:19.619
I'm sure she would be open
to hearing you out.
26:19.703 --> 26:22.580
- Yeah, totally. I have a
meeting about it at, uh, 10:15.
26:22.664 --> 26:23.623
- Oh, great.
- Great.
26:23.707 --> 26:25.417
- Okay, good. I'm glad.
26:27.961 --> 26:29.838
- So, Kimberly,
how was your night?
26:29.921 --> 26:31.506
Anything interesting happen?
26:35.635 --> 26:37.012
- No, not really.
26:37.095 --> 26:41.182
[Skullcrusher's"Whatever Fits Together"]
26:41.266 --> 26:46.313
- ♪ I left homein the summer ♪
26:46.396 --> 26:48.189
- You can really taste
the peach in this one.
26:48.273 --> 26:49.190
- Yeah.
26:49.274 --> 26:50.859
- Hey.
- Hey.
26:50.942 --> 26:53.570
Um, so I heard Leighton turned
down that room for next year.
26:53.653 --> 26:56.239
- Yeah.
- I want it.
26:56.323 --> 26:58.742
- Okay.
Take a seat.
26:58.825 --> 27:01.453
- ♪ When I hugged my brother ♪
27:01.536 --> 27:03.580
- I was rudeand disrespectful,
27:03.663 --> 27:05.457
and I feel awful about it.
27:05.540 --> 27:09.085
I came to Essex
for "The Catullan."
27:09.169 --> 27:11.713
That blew up.
[chuckles]
27:11.796 --> 27:13.131
Um...
27:13.214 --> 27:16.801
I, um, got kicked
out of this new group.
27:16.885 --> 27:19.387
No one wants to work with me.
27:19.471 --> 27:23.099
I have a 1.8 GPA.
27:23.183 --> 27:27.854
I broke an amazing guy's heart
by being selfish.
27:29.522 --> 27:31.775
All I want
is for people to like me,
27:31.858 --> 27:36.279
but, um, I just keep
hurting people instead.
27:38.281 --> 27:40.158
So I'd like to transfer.
27:40.241 --> 27:41.910
[sighs]
27:41.993 --> 27:44.245
[chuckles, sniffles]
27:44.329 --> 27:49.042
- ♪ Do I want? ♪
27:49.125 --> 27:55.757
♪ I awoke in a warm bath ♪
27:55.840 --> 27:59.928
♪ With words stillin my head ♪
28:00.011 --> 28:05.100
♪ ♪
28:05.183 --> 28:10.939
♪ They remain unspoken ♪
28:11.022 --> 28:12.440
♪ ♪
28:12.524 --> 28:16.152
♪ And follow me to death ♪
28:16.236 --> 28:20.865
♪ ♪
28:20.949 --> 28:27.122
♪ What do I want? ♪
28:27.205 --> 28:31.751
♪ Do I want ♪
28:31.835 --> 28:33.920
♪ ♪
28:34.003 --> 28:36.548
♪ Anything? ♪
28:36.631 --> 28:43.721
♪ ♪
28:59.737 --> 29:05.577
♪ Do you ever look back? ♪
29:05.660 --> 29:08.163
♪ ♪
29:08.246 --> 29:10.373
- Go to bed.
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