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Hi, my TitiBears.
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♪ Come into my bathroom ♪
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Okay, so, today, I'm gonna show you all
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how to do a smoky eye
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and a new thing I just thought of,
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a smoky mouth.
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But before that,
I need to holler at you guys
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about something supes serious.
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So I've been seeing a lot of comments
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about my, like, feud
with the mayor of Los Angeles,
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and I just want to clarify
something for you all.
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Yes, Mayor Bremer tried
to kill me with his car,
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but I am not petty.
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Some of you are also asking
why there's a link in my bio
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to a Recall Mayor Bremer petition,
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and the only reason why it's there
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is because I accidentally copied
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and then accidentally pasted it there.
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So let me just say to all my Bear-Bs
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who are posting toxic comments
about this guy,
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do not click on that link on my behalf.
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Click it on yours
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if you're 18 and registered
to vote in Los Angeles.
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So now, I'm just gonna be going in
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with the ashes from one
of my dogs who died recently,
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but you can get yours
from wherever you want.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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TitiB's followers are dangerously close
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to making this recall happen.
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Also, "Come Into My Bathroom"
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is now the number-one song on Spotify
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and my go-to karaoke channel.
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We need to start taking this seriously.
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I don't like this new
"West Wing" -y energy,
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and it's giving me
coke flashbacks to the '80s.
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Okay, stunt on us.
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Look, I'm not gonna get all worked up
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about something
that's never gonna happen.
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This is California.
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In the last 100 years,
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how many recall petitions were there?
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179.
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Okay, and how many went through?
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- Uh, six...
- See?
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Now, I wish I had known
that the first time you told me
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that some wingnut was trying
to get me recalled.
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So stressed out
I couldn't enjoy my golf game,
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and they will not take
that away from me again.
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Okay, yes, sir, but TitiB
has millions of followers
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who do whatever she says.
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She told her TitiBears
to boycott the Oakland Raiders,
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and they had to move to Las Vegas.
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Guys, guys, in order
to vote for a recall,
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you have to physically
mail in your signature.
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Her followers don't know what mail is.
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That's true.
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My cousins think that mailboxes
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are Cookie Monster memorials,
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and I'm like,
"When do you think he died?"
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So what do we actually
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have to concern ourselves with today?
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Ah, Gilbert's birthday.
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Hey, Gilbert, my friend,
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how old are we this year, 40?
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- 32, but I'm a drinker, so...
- Yeah, good for you.
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Oh, look, then I go to Schuman's Deli
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for the unveiling of my caricature.
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The artist said that it was difficult
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to find a flaw to exaggerate. Poor guy.
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- You ready, Kwapis?
- For Schuman's Deli? Yes.
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I'm talking about the recall.
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No, Neil just said
that wasn't going to happen.
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Politics is like an interview
with Kanye West.
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Anything can happen.
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No, when I said
I would run your campaign,
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I thought that would be,
like, years away.
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Hold it together, man.
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I'm just saying, we've gotta wait
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and see how this shakes out.
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Relaxed readiness,
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hands on knees,
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bouncing on the balls of your feet,
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holding our bladders.
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I coach elder softball.
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So you're the almond milk guzzler.
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- What?
- You know, if you hate
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the environment, wouldn't it be easier
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to just shoot a polar bear in the face?
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- Cut it out.
- Hey, you cannot hit me.
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- That is harassment.
- Oh, you wish I'd harass you.
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Wait, give it back.
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Why are you so tall? I'm so little.
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- Oh, sorry. It's...
- Paige?
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I'm really good at reading
men's phones upside down.
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Yeah, I should just...
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Ugh, this thing with his ex
is driving me crazy.
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But it's so fun for your
coworkers to watch you flirt.
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I know you could reach the milk!
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Don't get snippy with me
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just because you're stressed about Neil.
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He's not worried enough
about this recall attempt.
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I mean, yes, Gen Z doesn't do mail.
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I saw one of our interns use
Forever stamps as Band-Aids.
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I just want to know if this
thing is happening or not.
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I mean, being in limbo like this...
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Just like me and James.
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You're right. I should go talk to him.
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Wow. How did you manage
to make that about yourself?
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My new year's resolution
was to take up more space.
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You know, when I first moved to LA,
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I thought, "Someday, my caricature
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will be on the wall at Schuman's Deli."
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But this isn't Schuman's.
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This is clearly a sorority house.
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Allow me.
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Oh, there you go.
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Now, who wants to show me
some photos of grandkids?
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Oh, gorgeous!
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But I bet they
don't call enough, do they?
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Well, actually, my granddaughter
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called this morning.
She asked if I had any stamps.
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That's too funny.
My grandson called and asked
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if I knew where a mailbox was
and how to open it.
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Kids.
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Sir, it's time to sign a bagel.
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- Ah, good.
- Hello.
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Just to save us a lot
of questions, I'm Filipino.
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Now, what did I hear you say
about grandkids and mail?
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Uh-oh. You back for round two?
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Yeah.
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Um, round two of what, James?
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Because Paige is still living with you,
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which means that things are still messy,
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so am I just supposed to wait around?
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'Cause I haven't been touched
by a man in, like...
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Okay, let me stop you there.
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I moved out over the weekend.
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She just called to figure out
the key drop-off.
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Oh.
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I wish I had known that ten seconds ago.
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By the way, I actually
have been touched by a man.
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Many, but not too many.
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I wanted to tell you, but I thought
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if I asked you out right away,
you'd think it was too soon.
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Yeah, um, what are the rules here?
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Exactly. I mean, how soon do
you ask someone out
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after you get out
of a failed COVID relationship
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that was based on trauma bonding
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and getting way too into birding?
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We wait one month.
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That seems dignified.
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Yes, very appropriate.
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And a month is, what, like, 30 days?
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- Sometimes 31.
- Mm-hmm.
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Occasionally 28.
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But, um, but not on leap years.
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James, you still coming
to the analytics team check-in?
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Of course, yeah. I'll be right there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's double back
to this conversation later.
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Yes.
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Wow, that was not it.
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Hey, Bear Cubs. We're doing mail.
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We got our letter purses and stickers,
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and now, we're gonna feed them
to the robot.
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Recall Mayor Bremer!
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Who showed you how to do this?
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Hi, Bear Cubs. Recall challenge.
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You know that pile of paper
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that comes to your parents' house?
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That's mail.
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Remember email?
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It was based on that pile.
History lesson!
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But sometimes you still need
to do mail for certain things
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like sending headshots to prisons.
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All you need is a letter purse
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and a special sticker.
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So they could actually
get enough signatures
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to make this happen?
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This is bad.
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As bad as when they brought Digimon
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into the human world
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instead of humans into the Digi-world.
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We gotta stop this recall!
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Getting cold feet, Kwapis?
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No, they're boiling hot all the time.
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All right.
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We gotta get
our battle strategy in order.
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I know we're all a little anxious,
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but believe me, we are going
to stop this recall petition.
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Even if it means killing everyone
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between the ages of 18 and 25.
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No, don't...
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Recalls are kind of my specialty, sir.
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I did my thesis
on Governor Davis' recall,
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mostly because I was going through
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a Patrick Schwarzenegger phase,
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but still, we need to start
a media blitz yesterday.
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Yesterday? Impossible!
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This is the guy running our strategy?
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Okay, the mayor is gonna hit
local TV shows.
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Arpi and Jayden,
you handle radio columns.
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We also need to get on top
of the misinformation campaign
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- around the mayor.
- They're saying that
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you're actually a regular-sized guy
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with little stilts in his pants,
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that you got replaced
like Avril Lavigne,
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oh, that you're using Tommy
for youth blood transfusions.
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Flattering.
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All right, look,
I want you two to team up.
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James, handle tech.
Mikaela, handle messaging.
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And let me know if you need
to take any pictures of me
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to turn into funny memes.
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All right, team. All hands on deck.
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Let's go kill this recall.
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I don't believe you,
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which is saying a lot because
I have fallen for every scam.
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Every single one.
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I have something important to tell you
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and something
very important to tell you.
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I'm on with the Secretary
of State's office.
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Okay, the important thing is that
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the LA Homeowners' Association
is backing the recall.
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The very important thing
is that I kissed James,
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and he's really bad at it!
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Scott, let me call you back.
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I love when hot people
are bad at things.
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I don't know what happened.
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We had a great talk,
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he went in for the kiss,
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but then it went bad.
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His eyes were open.
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If I wanted that,
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I'd go back to kissing
my broken Betsy Wetsy.
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I was a very romantic child.
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Hey, Mikaela.
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Hey, sexy.
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You ready to get at it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Mike.
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How soon before we can
get the deputy mayor on
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to talk about this recall?
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No, I am well aware
that you are in the middle
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of a rock block counting down
the hits of yesterday, today,
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and tomorrow, but you owe me.
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I've never told anyone this,
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but I once saw a Mothman
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while power-walking in the Hills.
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- What are you doing?
- Hold on a second.
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"The Conspiracy Countdown
With Professor Weirdo."
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You're not even trying
to help Mayor Bremer.
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Well, you're trying way too hard.
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Kwapis, we want this recall
to happen, right?
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If this thing happens,
we gotta move fast.
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You need to be ready
to tell the mayor you quit.
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But the man I turn to when I'm confused
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is the very man you want me to betray.
258
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Well, good luck with that, Iago.
259
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,585
I'm the parrot from "Aladdin"?
260
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No, he's so mean!
261
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,284
And don't forget, Andrea,
262
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the Futuro Space Elevator
is already creating jobs.
263
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I also led this city safely
through an avocado crisis.
264
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I spearheaded bus lanes
that have reduced traffic
265
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by... an... an amount,
266
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:05,169
and I have not had a single sex scandal,
267
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- and, believe me, I could have.
- Hmm.
268
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Sir, I need your advice!
269
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My friend works at the discotheque,
270
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,702
but he just got invited
to play at the Olympics,
271
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but the owner of the
discotheque is his husband,
272
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,270
and he's gonna be so mad!
273
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,968
Jayden, Jayden!
274
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I'm on live TV right... Right now.
275
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Oh, ! Can I say?
276
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- No, no.
- Oh, . I'm sorry.
277
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- I'm sorry,.
- No, get out.
278
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- ,.
- Get out.
279
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- I'm sorry.
- No, get out.
280
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Oh,.
281
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,458
Oh, boy.
282
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Where was I? Um, I don't recall,
283
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,727
and neither should you, Los Angeles.
284
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,468
Okay, maybe I've just been
reading these articles
285
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,732
for too long, but why are there
286
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,690
no pictures of Neil's feet out there?
287
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,257
He has nothing to hide.
288
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,302
They're just totally normal lizard feet.
289
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I'll be right back.
That was... way to hustle.
290
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,010
James is so bad at this.
291
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,489
He tried to pick me up
292
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,840
but then, like, gave up halfway through.
293
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,538
I'm really light, Tommy.
Like, it's almost a problem.
294
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,974
I wish this were my day.
295
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,107
I mean, come on.
You see how funny it is, right?
296
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,631
You finally have the one thing
you wanted after so long...
297
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,937
Yeah, Tommy, look. Can you talk to him
298
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,939
and try to find out
why he went from lips
299
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,114
back to forehead?
300
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,594
What? Yes, I will!
301
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,422
Okay.
302
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,523
Luis, why are you printing résumés?
303
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,655
Why do you assume I'm the only
304
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,309
Luis Hernandez in the office?
305
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,919
Your headshot's on the back.
306
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,747
Pro tip, if you want cheap headshots,
307
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,140
get arrested in costume.
308
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,663
Luis, you're not gonna need these.
309
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,274
Hey, let me have your attention
for a second.
310
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:54,191
No one needs to look
for another job, okay?
311
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,541
We are fighting this thing,
312
00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,023
and Neil Bremer doesn't lose fights,
313
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,938
except once at Fred Segal.
314
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:06,160
I hit on Coco, and Ice-T loves his Coco.
315
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,596
Anyway, just...
316
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,425
This recall petition is gonna fail.
317
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:13,602
It's our opponents
that need to be worried.
318
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,995
They think they're gonna collect
319
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:18,128
300,000 signatures?
320
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,174
Well, guess what?
321
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,784
Time's running out.
322
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,221
Do you think that people
will remember this
323
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,657
a year from now?
324
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,356
No, but people will remember
325
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,402
that they went to space in an elevator.
326
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,797
The TV is making a fool of you!
327
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,366
I just want to thank all of my TitiBears
328
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,934
for making this recall happen.
329
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,240
Politics has been so much fun,
330
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,764
but now I really just want to focus
331
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,418
on my partnership with Stormp.
332
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,378
I love them so much,
333
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,814
and I'll be here all day
334
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,209
helping them sell... shoes, I guess.
335
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,133
- Hey.
- Hey.
336
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:11,051
I could be the first mayor
since 1938 to get recalled.
337
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,183
Well, there still is a way
that we could stop this
338
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,750
if we can convince enough people
339
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,056
to remove their names from the petition
340
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,101
- before the deadline.
- Come on, you kidding me?
341
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,887
How are we going to walk back
100,000 signatures?
342
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,367
Okay, would any of the signatures count
343
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,065
if we legally changed your name?
344
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,328
They can recall Neil Bremer
all they want,
345
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,852
but Carmine Italiano...
346
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,811
No, sir, we need to
fight fire with fire.
347
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,117
What if we got our own high-
profile people to support us?
348
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,466
No, no.
349
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,860
There's only one person with the clout
350
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,862
to get me out of this mess,
351
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,170
the same person who got me in it.
352
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,391
Dan, let's do it.
353
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,871
You ready, Kwapis?
354
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,177
You know what you're gonna
say to the mayor?
355
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,396
No, and the Internet is no help.
356
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,051
You Googled "How do I tell
my dad I'm cheating on him?"
357
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,748
'Cause that's what this feels like.
358
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,228
Oh, boy.
359
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,927
You've got to fish
or get off the pot here.
360
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,406
If you don't have the guts
361
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,539
to step up and take this opportunity,
362
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,802
then you need to step aside
so I can find somebody else.
363
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,238
I don't know, Arpi.
364
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,850
Maybe I'm not the guy who steps up
365
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,547
and does stuff, you know?
366
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,244
I'm not a stepper-upper.
367
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,550
I'm the little guy
368
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,812
in the background
who helps the stepper-upper.
369
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,685
I know my role, okay?
370
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:24,864
I'm just a...
371
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,040
I'll be right back.
372
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,915
Pretty intense out there, huh?
373
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,482
I know. I can't lose my benefits.
374
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,918
- I just got diagnosed with...
- Totally.
375
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,615
So did you get a chance
to talk to James?
376
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,487
Well, it took me a while to draw him out
377
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,445
because, you know, you have
to be subtle with these things.
378
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,230
So how's the kissing with Mikaela going?
379
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,145
- She told me you're terrible.
- I'm bad?
380
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,668
You should see how she does it.
381
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,931
And how exactly do I do it?
382
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,585
I am so glad you asked.
383
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,114
Weird noises?
384
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,638
I am the perfect amount of vocal.
385
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,510
Oh, it is on.
386
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,729
By the way, thank you for this.
387
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,166
It's been a really stressful day,
388
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,951
and it's nice to be reminded
that it could be worse.
389
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,605
I could be straight.
390
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,041
Mm, you're welcome.
391
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,827
And that is when I realized
392
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,351
I am one of you.
393
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,962
I'm a Minion.
394
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,921
I have the overalls, I'm pill-shaped,
395
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,661
and I love being told what to do.
396
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,533
And Mayor Bremer is my Gru,
397
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,056
so I can't leave him, right?
398
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,580
Hey, can my kid
get a picture with it now?
399
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,757
Okay, "its" name is Stuart.
400
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,020
This guy.
401
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,544
It's just that
when I was at Jamba Juice,
402
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,329
I always dreamed
of having a job with a chair.
403
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,114
Is a Minion allowed to want more?
404
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,944
Yeah, true.
405
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,858
People aren't here to see Gru.
406
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,338
They're here to see you
407
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,079
because you have your own movie.
408
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,865
I mean, Gru had a cameo at the end,
409
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:57,217
so it didn't not have Gru in it.
410
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,180
Gru is just the latest
411
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,227
in a long line of masters you've served.
412
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:11,187
Dracula, a T-Rex, Ryan Murphy.
413
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:14,799
So maybe Mayor Bremer isn't my Gru.
414
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,540
Maybe Mayor Bremer is my Dracula,
415
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,759
and Arpi is my Gru.
416
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:20,341
Bee-do, bee-do, bee-do!
417
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,115
Oh, Mikaela, hey.
418
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,291
Look, maybe we take a break
from making out.
419
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,467
I think you're great at it...
- No, no, no, no, no.
420
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,469
You don't get to treat me
like the weird kisser.
421
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,037
You're the weird kisser.
Why were your eyes open?
422
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,212
'Cause I thought you were choking.
423
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,040
Well, you tried to lift me up
424
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,389
and then just, like, bailed.
425
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,652
Lift? No, no, I was trying
to hold you up
426
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,480
'cause you were going limp.
427
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,570
- Oh.
- Ah, ooh, no.
428
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,572
Why is that not better?
429
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,358
Maybe all the tension between us
430
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,013
just set a crazy-high bar for real life.
431
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,232
Look, James, I, um, I like you,
432
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,060
so I'm willing to work through
433
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,193
whatever this weirdness is,
434
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,934
um, if you are.
435
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:08,810
Oh, wow.
436
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,116
Why... this is so bad.
437
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,292
Did you just eat Sun Chips?
438
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,641
No.
439
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,469
Mm-hmm, thanks.
440
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,167
Hi, Titi.
441
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,777
Ooh, Cory, like, rule number
one for weeding out the pedos
442
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:20,952
is adult man without child.
443
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,954
No, no, it's Mayor Bremer.
444
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,608
Oh, snap!
445
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,783
And you want a job.
446
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,046
No, no.
447
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,048
I'm just looking to keep the one I have.
448
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,181
TitiB, this recall is bad for business.
449
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,053
Mm, yours, not mine.
450
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,272
Yeah, revenues are up for Q2.
451
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,882
Which is why you need me.
452
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,884
See, I think it's ingenious
453
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,104
that you reduced your tax liability
454
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,628
by calling your dogs employees.
455
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,977
Well, at Titi Corp,
456
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,285
we don't think in terms
of employer-employee.
457
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,026
It's a flat structure.
458
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,419
Ah, yeah.
459
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,899
But what if whoever replaces me
460
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,814
is not so business-friendly?
461
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,164
See, you need to know
462
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,123
that the mayor has
your best interests at heart.
463
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,125
Yeah, I do.
464
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,301
For instance, I know your neighborhood
465
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,783
only grants two parking
permits per address,
466
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,350
but you have 18 cars.
467
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,960
Well, that I know of.
468
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,093
Is that's something
the mayor's office could fix?
469
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,617
If the right person is mayor.
470
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,922
Yeah, I mean,
471
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,708
we can't have some rando
just running the city.
472
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:21,926
Exactly.
473
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,667
I should be mayor.
474
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,669
- What? What was that? Sorry?
- Oh, my God!
475
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,194
- I'm obsessed with this idea.
- Thank you.
476
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,067
So if you live in
Los Angeles, vote TitiB
477
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,156
in the upcoming recall election.
478
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,288
If you're not 18,
479
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,637
tell your parents to vote for me,
480
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,117
or else you'll date Scott Disick.
481
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,468
Oh, Christ.
482
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,513
Is this a bad time, sir?
483
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,602
Rhetorical. I know it's terrible.
484
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,169
But we still need to talk.
485
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,606
Yeah.
486
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,305
We have a re-election campaign to start.
487
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,568
Speaking of, do you remember
488
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,483
the conversation we had the other week?
489
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,702
The one where you yelled at me
490
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,530
or the one where you yelled at me?
491
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,445
They're all blurring together, Arpi.
492
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,056
The one about me running
for mayor in the next election.
493
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,627
Right, and the next election
494
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:14,675
is happening a lot sooner
than we thought.
495
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,205
Okay.
496
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,555
Which one of us is having a stroke?
497
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,688
I'm sorry. It's just,
498
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,690
I'm a Minion, sir,
499
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,693
and it's time for a new master.
500
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,086
I'm leaving to go run Arpi's campaign.
501
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,699
I have prepared a song to
express my feelings right now.
502
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,136
It is to the tune of "Mambo No. 5."
503
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,747
- Sir...
- Fine.
504
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,880
Quit like everyone else. I don't care.
505
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,229
I know you don't mean that.
You would miss me,
506
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,579
especially since I went
through the fine print
507
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,886
of the procedures for recalling
state and local officials,
508
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,236
and there are very specific
formatting requirements
509
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,542
for the recall petition,
510
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,891
requirements that
the recall petition officers
511
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,240
didn't follow.
See, they submitted everything
512
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,374
in 13-point Times New Roman
instead of 14.
513
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,619
It's invalid!
514
00:20:02,644 --> 00:20:04,864
We can kill the recall!
515
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,553
What have I done?
516
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,119
Why is no one high-fiving me?
517
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,296
I never do this. This is special.
518
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,821
Because...
519
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,563
we're not killing the recall.
520
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:19,130
It's still happening.
521
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,089
I'm sorry, Tommy.
522
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,700
I'm not gonna hide behind a technicality
523
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,615
when so many Angelenos,
524
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,661
including two of my own staff,
525
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,271
no longer think I should be mayor.
526
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,359
I would like some credit
527
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,969
for resisting the urge to point out
528
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,450
that I never thought
you should be mayor.
529
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,713
So we're just giving up?
530
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,585
No, no, no, no, no.
531
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:39,934
Because I still believe
532
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:43,938
that I'm the right person for the job.
533
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,029
And I'm gonna prove it.
534
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,901
I'm just so proud of you, sir.
535
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,860
I'm so sorry I cheated on you, Dad.
536
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,518
See you in the Thunderdome.
537
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,270
Oh, okay.
538
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,880
I don't blame you.
539
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,796
You're young, and there's a recall on.
540
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:25,820
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