All language subtitles for Hellblazers.2022.1080p_EngCP

Time has come, my friends

For a long time we have
struggled, haven't we?

Starving for what is to come.

For tonight we quench our
thirst for the manifestation

of our beliefs.

A perfect subject approaches.

A perfect subject approaches.

A perfect vessel.

Throw him in.

Steve didn't dig a hole
to hell for nothing,

put him in there.

Lorna.

I really miss you.

I'll try and get ya a
fresh one every day.

Who the hell is on my property?

Hello!?

We have brought you forth in
good faith and great effort.

You must feed and transform
further and become stronger.

My loyal subjects are
but your servants

and are here to help you
with that task.

Be free, but not just yet.

Be free and let chaos reign.

All right, cool.

Now, see that the beast is fed.

No.

Now, now, now, now.

Holy shit.

Lorna, we got a big problem.

Morning, Timmy.

Damn it, Timmy, what?

Damn kid.

Poncho!

Hey, Poncho!

Come here, boy.

Where the hell did
you run off to?

Poncho, come here, boy.

Hey!

Hey, Sheriff!

Rick.

Getting all settled in, are ya?

As much as one can, I guess.

Not much to get settled
into now, is there?

Yeah, I know.

She ain't much to look at,
but we have a close knit

community here, it's been
that way for 50 years.

That's what they told me.

I get it.

You big town folk aren't too
keen on small town living.

We don't got your supermarkets
or your Radioshacks.

I like the quiet,
actually, Rick.

Oh, well that's good 'cause
we got plenty of that.

Chiggers and snakes, too.

Rick.

I'll leave ya to it.

See ya.

Ooh, that's nice.

- Look good?
- Yeah.

- Come on, coffee.
- Where?

- Right here.
- All right, get ready.

Yeah.

All right.

- See if it works?
- Mm hmm.

- Oh!
- That's a real good one,

- that was real close.
- I know, pretty close.

Morning, everyone.

- Morning.
- Morning, Sheriff.

Anything new to report?

Yeah, um.

Oh, somebody stole
Frosty from the Teegan's

front yard yesterday.

Really?

I swear, who steals a
plastic snowman?

That's it?

Uh, there might be a rabid
coon up in Fox Tail Canyon.

Again?

Yeah.

Raccoons, what do you...

I don't know how to deal
with raccoons.

How do you guys normally
deal with raccoons?

We have to shoot 'em.

Especially if it's rabid, yeah.

I guess that makes sense.

Not many raccoons in New York,
boss?

Lots, just never had to
deal with any rabid ones.

Is that a normal
thing around here?

What?

Rabid animals.

Sometimes.

Yeah, especially the cows.

Ooh.

Cows.

Oh yeah, a lot of
vampires swooping around.

Vampires.

What the hell are we
talking about here?

Bats.

Bats?

Yeah, rodents who fly.

Yeah, they carry rabies, boss.

Bite the cow's legs and transfer
it over to the damn things.

- It gets real bad.
- It gets weird.

Like that movie.

What movie?

The movie.

The one with the mother and
the son, they're in the car,

the rabid dog just...

The mother, the son,
they're in the car

with the dog with
rabies and trapped.

Really?

No one here?

No, I can't say

I've ever seen a movie
like that, Sheriff.

Yeah. Have you?

- Uh, no.
- No.

Are you a big fan of movies,
boss?

Yeah, I guess you
could say that.

All right, well, I'm gonna
go make the rounds, so...

You hold down the fort?

See you later.

He's got a crush.

Oh.

Hi, Teddy.

Morning.

Um, can I get you a
cup of coffee?

That'd be wonderful.

So, how's the new sheriff?

Oh, he's quiet.

That makes sense.

Does it?

Sure.

He doesn't really know
any of us here.

Yeah, I suppose that's true.

Sure is.

He moved all the way
out here from

a place half a world away.

Big city, all the lights,
all the people.

I wonder what that must be like.

What's that?

That I wonder how
that must feel.

Probably pretty lonely.

Oh.

I guess I hadn't
thought about it.

Don't give him too much grief.

Who, me?

I wouldn't dream of it.

Hey, Deanna.

Mornin', Harry.

Ah, Teddy.

How you doing?

How's our little fledgling
town doing this morning?

Oh, well, the day's
just started, sir, so...

Yeah, I suppose it is,
I suppose that is true,

I suppose so.

Uh, Teddy.

Let me ask you something.

He's a nice fella, Harry.

He hasn't really begun making
his rounds around here yet,

so a whole lotta people
think that he's a bit cold.

Lonely maybe.

Yeah, I guess it takes time
adjusting to a quiet place.

Uh, Teddy, um...

How's your mama doing?

Is she liking it down in Dallas?

She is.

She does, likes it just fine.

It's a change of
scenery for her,

so it oughta do her some good.

There are some things about
home she misses, though.

Yeah, make sure to
give her my best.

All right, well, I
better be off.

Thank you for the coffee,
Deanna.

Harry.

Teddy.

What you waiting for, huh?

That's a good kid.

What's wrong with you?

Let me have a glass of eggnog.

Fine.

This kid doesn't
know what he started.

Only one, though.

Only one.

There's nothing in it, right?

Ooh, look at you lookin' busy.

You doing all right?

Yeah, I'll live.

Streets are clean.

All right.

Mornin', Bill.

Anything I can do for you
and the 12 gauge

you just slammed on my desk?

I wanna make a complaint.

Okay, about what exactly?

On my property last
night something happened.

I had a group of visitors.

Trespassers?

Visitors.

What... I don't understand.

Visitors, what do you call 'em?

Trespassers.

Oh, okay, well that
must be a big city word.

I don't get it.

Actually, it's just English,
Bill.

Do you know who these
individuals are?

No, sir.

Did they take anything?

Did they destroy anything?

Well, they were
dressed in sheets.

All kind of like, I don't
know, Purdue University

sheet-looking things, you
know, with that color.

They had that horrible
Purdue color, you know?

The team never makes
the final four,

but when they do, they wear
that awful, I don't know,

yellowish kinda thing
that they have.

Sheets that color.

Faces covered, scarves
over their nose,

and act like like they
were in Afghanistan

or some fucking place.

They started dancing around.

Moving, swaying, doing
all that stuff,

and started with all
that hippie stuff

only it wasn't Na Merengue.

You know, the bald guys,
and with the orange on.

And they all start holding
hands and made a ring.

There was about a dozen of 'em.

They were dancing around,
then they joined hands,

then they danced
around in a circle

like old hippie girls or like,
you know,

the Hare Krishna people.

And then they started chanting.

It was in rhyme and they
were altogether on it.

And then they started
chanting words

in a gibberish kind
of a language.

And then, all of a sudden,
they drag a guy out

of the bushes over there and
he's laying down right here

and next to him the
earth started to open up.

The earth started to open up.

And I'm way over there
watching and I look down

and I can't see down in the
hole but it goes way down.

And it's a door to hell.

And out of that hole.

Hey, bud, look at me.

Out of that hole comes a thing.

And as it gets higher and
higher out of the ground

and I see the whole thing
it's the most terrifying

horrible looking beast you've
ever seen in your life.

A being.

Some kind of, you know,
thing you couldn't imagine

could ever be put together.

Frightening, terrifying!

And then you know what
the beast says?

He goes into the body of
the guy on the ground.

And he's gone,
but the body is there.

And he's in the body,
so he now is in this body.

This horrifying thing.

Who is capable, I'm sure,
of anything.

Anything else?

I'm sorry?

Is there anything else?

Uh, yeah.

I was in 'Nam and I saw
a lotta shit.

You're from the big city.

Mmhmm.

You've seen a lotta shit.

But neither one of us
ever saw shit

as scary or frightening as this

and you gotta do
something about it.

All right, let me get
this straight.

You got a whole buncha
people on your property-

Yeah.

They're wearing Purdue uniforms?

Yeah.

They're dancing
around and singing.

- Right.
- And wearing

- funky pants.
- Chanting, chanting.

Chanting.

A hole opens in the ground.

- Yeah.
- Okay, so something-

And the hole was deep.

- Okay, so deep hole.
- Yeah.

Something comes
out of the hole...

- Yeah.
- Goes into the body.

- Yeah.
- Where does the body go?

Got up and ran off that
way into the woods.

- Of course it did.
- The other folks

all just took off.

Let me ask you a question.

You know if kids like
to come on your property

and they like to party,

- any of that stuff?
- Speak up, asshole.

What?

I'm trying to help you

- and you call me an asshole?
- Yeah, but I can't hear you.

Okay, am I allowed to be deaf?

Yeah, you're allowed to
do whatever you want.

Okay. What's
the question?

You got a lotta kids that
come on your property

- and they like to party?
- Never, never.

You've only been here a couple
weeks, you don't know me.

They know who I am and they
don't come on my property.

And after three minutes with
me now you also know who I am.

I'm a raging asshole,
but I got game.

- You got game?
- And I saw something

- bigger than game last night.
- Okay.

Are you a drinker?

Does Pinocchio have a
wooden dick?

Hey.

Y'all seen Poncho?
I can't find him anywhere.

- Again, Bernard?
- Jesus Christ.

Can't you put a leash on
your fucking dog one time?

He doesn't need a leash
in this town, Bill.

Of course he needs a leash,
he's a dog!

He's got a dog named Poncho.

The dog is never on a leash!

You know, there are
signs out there that say

every dog should be on a leash.

He's a dog, he's mangy,
he's a critter, he bites people,

and the dog is a bit
of an asshole.

- Plus he's a Mexican dog.
- What!

- Okay-
- Never call my dog

an asshole, old man.

- If you ever call my dog-
- I said he was a Mexican dog.

All right, come on,
come on, let's go.

- Let's go.
- Are you saying Mexicans

are assholes?

Okay, all right, Bill.

- Let's go.
- Thank you, Teddy.

I just told you you were
worried about some fucking guy

who can't keep his
dog on a leash?

I'm listening to you.

- I'll go check your property-
- Please.

Don't call me an
asshole anymore.

Uh, did I call you an asshole?

You did.

But I also tell you
before that I'm an asshole?

- Okay.
- In 'Nam communication

was the whole thing.

So look for the phone lines
to go down at some point

and then be talking on
short wave radios

and you'll hear the
chatter back and forth

and that's the first warning.

That's when you know.

Hello.

Yeah? Um, Bill, give me
a few minutes.

I'll go take a look at
your property, okay?

You don't need to
worry about it,

I already prepared for it.

What's that supposed to mean?

You'll see.

I get shit done.

This is bad shit, get it
taken care of.

Because if you don't
take care of it,

all hell's about to break loose.

I'll take care of it.

First thing on my list, Bill.

Thanks for coming in.

Bill, your gun.

He's very creepy.

Is that normal?

Um, he's been a
little off lately.

I mean, he's been
seeing weird things,

he once claimed to see
like an alien landing,

but that was just a couple
kids screwing around, so...

- Charlie.
- Good morning, Sheriff.

Morning, Sheriff.

Where are you two headed off to?

Uh, we're just gonna
go look at some eagles.

Oh, be careful.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Timmy.

Timmy, do me a favor.

Stop delivering papers
on your bicycle.

They're blowing all over town,
okay?

- Okay, Sheriff.
- All right.

Are you counting the days?
'Cause I am.

It's less than a week
until jolly old Saint Nick

comes to visit Hope Valley
for the 22nd annual

Christmas Giving Celebration
and photos with Santa.

So, bundle up the kids,
bring 'em on down,

and have a good one.

Thanks, sweetie.

And now here's the latest
hit from The Midnight.

Uh, morning, Sheriff.

Bobby.

Um, I'm gonna go open up
the store, Mom.

Okay.

Did you get anything
new down there?

"Elvira" and "Killer
Clowns from Outer Space".

I was hoping for
"All the President's Men".

Yeah, next time.

- I'll see you later, sweetie.
- All right.

Sheriff.

What can I do for you, Joe?

You have time for
some questions?

Yep, I got about three minutes.

Do you get many
listeners out here?

Lots of farm folk from
miles around.

They gotta have
something to listen to

while they fix their trailers
and milk their damn cows.

You get any chatter on the
other channels with this thing?

Uh, I don't switch
channels too often.

Too much religion and
not enough rock n' roll.

But on occasion I do,
especially if there's

a disaster in the area.

You might could say I
use it for news purposes.

Why do ya ask?

You listen to
anything last night?

Yeah.

Anything sound a bit unusual?

Not that I can think of.

Okay.

There was a wreck up by
the junction and a man

was reported missing
near Abel Station.

Missing persons?

Yeah.

That's not unusual.

A lotta guys up and leave
their wives for younger legs.

The way of the world, Sheriff.

The way of the world.

Okay, thanks, Georgia.

Hey, do me a favor.

Let me know if anything
strange comes

across these channels, okay?

Anything I should know about?

No, just wanna keep my ear close

to the ground, that's all.

I hate to tell ya, Joe,
but nothing too exciting

happens around here.

Yeah, that's what they
keep telling me.

Can I give you some advice?

Sure.

Not all places are bad.

Some places attract bad folks,
but don't go looking

for trouble if there's
none to find.

Thanks for the advice.

Have a good day.

Teddy, you copy?

Go for Teddy.

Where the hell did
you disappear off to?

I'm looking for Bernard's dog.

He said he might be out
here on MacDaniels Road

chasing jackrabbits.

So, then where are you?

MacDaniels Road, Liz.

Copy that, see
you when you get back.

Y'all ever get rid of Bill?

Yeah, he finally
left, but not before

having some Vietnam flashbacks.

Any more prophecies
from the end times

we should be worried about?

He did say something
about them cutting

the phone lines.

I don't know, his
usual crazy stuff.

Does Bill even have a phone?

That road is bumpy
as hell, Teddy.

Don't go breaking another car.

Good lord, I won't, Liz.

All right, well
don't stay out too long.

Teddy out.

Come on!

♪ Strut on over here and
give me a kiss ♪

♪ Baby, you know I'm
bewildered ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm in love ♪

So much for spotting eagles.

There's a ton of 'em out here,
I promise.

What was that?

I don't know.

Probably one of those eagles.

Come on.

It's nothing.

Okay, no, someone's out
here with us, come on.

Like...

- All right, I'll take a look.
- Go check.

Go see what it is.

You mean who it is!

It's probably a hitchhiker
trying to mess with us.

Relax.

Please, open the door!

Open the door, unlock the
door, unlock the door!

Please, please, please,

- hurry up the door!
- Charlie, I can't!

Charlie!

Lorna!

Take a look at this.

Here they come.

Here's the first
asshole dressed like

he went to fucking Purdue.

Oh, look, he brought a
little partner with him

and he's got some kind of
peculiar shit in his hand.

This guy's got a knife,
that guy's got,

I don't know what he's got.

Oh, and there's a third guy.
Figures.

Three assholes.

You know, three amigos.

Well, I'll tell ya what, boys.

Or girls, whatever you might be.

Did you ever play
Teacher, May I? in school?

Well, it goes like this.

You can advance toward me
only if I give you permission,

so why don't you take five
giant steps toward me.

Come on down, son.

Surprise for you.

I did three tours in 'Nam.

You think you're gonna
sneak up on a crippled

old man in a fucking wheelchair?

Let's go, boys. Come on down.

Let's get on with it, don't
waste the whole fucking day.

Now, why don't you come on down

unless you're a chicken shit.

Oh, what a fucking shame.

Right in the grizzly bear trap.

Does that hurt?

Oh, yeah, that's a bear trap,
son.

You're not getting out of it.

Are you trying to cut me?

What are you slashing at me for?

You're never gonna touch me.

Look here, bud.

Happy Hanukkah!

How was the lunch, Joe, hm?

Still got the best burger
in town, Mary.

It ain't saying much now, is it?

- Mary!
- Oh.

I am so sorry I'm late.

Honey, does it look like
we're overflowing here?

No, it does not.

Cindy, have you met the
new sheriff here?

- Afraid I've not.
- Delightful.

Well, this here is Joe Anderson.

Pleasure to meet you, Sheriff.

Pleasure's all mine.

Joe here's from New York.

Oh, is that so?

Afraid it is.

And what brought you
all the way down here?

Change of scenery.

Not a big fan of
all that concrete, huh?

Not a big fan of all
those people, Mary.

Thanks for the lunch.

Don't mention it.

Sheriff, just got a call
into the office.

What about?

Loud noises coming from
Bill's place.

Loud noises?

Yeah, neighbors said it sounded

like explosions or something.

Well, God knows
what he has stashed

out there at his place.

Okay, where's Teddy?

He's out looking for
that missing dog.

He's on his way back now.

All right, we'll go take a look.

Teddy can man the office

till we get back.

Cindy.

Hope to see you around!

Hope to see you around?

What is wrong with me, Mary?

Oh.

It's called butterflies.

I don't like butterflies.

Yes, you do.

- Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff.
- Not now!

He seems like an
interesting fella.

Hell, Bobby, all men
are interesting

if you look deep enough.

What can I do for ya?

About that timing belt.

Let's do it up.

Do it up?

Does that mean you want
me to order it for you?

Yeah, how long do you think
it'll take to get here?

Well, I have to order
it up from Ingram, so...

But it usually only
takes a couple of days.

Come on.

They usually have
those in stock.

Usually.

Don't play with that.

Hey, Terry. It's Rick here
in Hope Valley.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Uh, that's a very
interesting story, Terry.

Listen, Terry!

How long will it take to
get a timing belt delivered?

A timing belt.

Hello?

Hello? Terry?

What's the matter?

That's odd.

What?

The phone went dead.

That's strange.

Are all the lines down?

I'm not sure.

Is your mom around?

Should be.

Mom, you here?

Mom!

Georgia?

This one's dead, too.

- Hey, boys.
- Jesus, Joseph, and Mary.

She got you, Bobby.

I've been scaring the
socks off that kid

since he was two.

Hey, well, it's not funny
you gave me a heart attack.

What's going on?

The phones are dead.

Yeah.

All of 'em?

Every single one of 'em.

Georgia, what is it?

The sheriff was in
here this morning

and he was concerned
about something,

but I couldn't put my
finger on it.

It could just be a
technical thing.

No need to work ourselves
silly about it, right?

Well, sure, Bobby,
but we just saw the sheriff

squeal outta here like a
bat outta hell.

Here off the 112 headed
to Bill Unger's property.

Copy that, Liz.

Everything okay?

Not sure.

What'd you find out
about the dog?

You know, I'm not
sure I wanna discuss that

till we're back at the office.

I'm pulling into town in
a few seconds,

so I'll see you both
when you get back, okay?

Copy that, Teddy.

All right, Teddy out.

Well, he's here right now.

Hey, what are y'all doing here?

You okay, Teddy?

Yeah, tell us
what's going on, Teddy.

Uh, I'm not really sure I
can explain it right now.

Do the best you can, son.

Okay, Rick.

Well, I went out looking
for Bernard's dog,

I didn't find it, but I came
across Timmy's bike and...

And what?

Yeah, I don't know, look,
I need to make a phone call.

I need to call Timmy's parents

and make sure he got home safe.

Rick says all the phone
lines are down.

All of 'em?

All of 'em.

I've seen that look before.

Bill.

Unger?

Yeah.

Yeah, he was in town this
morning spouting

his usual crazy nonsense.

This time something about
people on his property

doing some weird stuff.

Weird stuff?

Yeah, he said to look
out for the phone lines.

What does that mean?

Uh, the phone lines.

He said...

He was going on about
communications.

Teddy, where are the sheriff
and Liz headed to now?

Bill's place.

That looks like blood.

Yes, it does.

What is that?

He mine the place?

It would appear that way now,
wouldn't it?

Where's Bill?

I don't know.

Sheriff?

Sheriff?

Give me a second.

Joe!

This is Teddy for Joe.

Come in, Joe.

Liz, do you read me?

Liz, give me a read here.
Anything.

Maybe they're talking to Bill.

Sure, maybe they aren't
by their radio.

No.

No, a big city cop we're
talking about here.

He ain't dumb.

He done do things the
way we do here.

What's that supposed to mean?

He just means Joe's a
skeptical guy, that's all.

I can clarify that.

Even with Bill's
crazy ass stories

he still wanted to investigate.

I guess it takes somebody
from out of town

to think that guy's not
totally off his nut.

I wonder if Timmy's
folks have a CB.

All right, so what do we do?

Why the hell you
looking at me for?

There's your new leader
of the pack right there.

No, no.

Joe will be back.

All right, he'll be back.
We just stay put.

And what do we do if he
don't come back?

All right.

I'm gonna drive my rig
over to Bill's,

see what I can drum up.

I'll stay on the short
wave and listen

for anything that comes in.

All right, I guess I'll
make the rounds

and make sure that
everybody's staying calm.

And I guess I better
go make sure Bernard's

not out looking for
his goddamn dog.

Just stay calm, I'll go over
and check on Harry and Deanna

and I'll fill them in
on the situation, Teddy.

All right, Bobby.

Hey, Rick.

I thought you were leaving.

Look, I got a problem.

- Somebody ran off with my...
- Somebody lifted my battery.

How much you wanna bet
every other vehicle

on this block is inoperable?

Bet you $5.

Someone don't want us leavin'.

Um, hello?

Though I could pretty much
guarantee that I got nothing

in the shop that's gonna
fit in that cruiser.

But if the lines are
back up I can give

a call into Ingram
tomorrow morning

and that's the best I
can do for you.

I appreciate it, Rick.

I've seen enough weird
shit in the last 24 hours,

I don't wanna wait till
tomorrow morning.

Okay.

You have somewhere
secure to hole up?

I'm right here.

All right.

What do you want?

Harry!

Teddy!

Someone!

Help!

Rick, you stay here.

Harry! Teddy!

Teddy!

Somebody help!

Where's the other one?

What other one?

Come on.

Die!

All right, you stay put, Bobby.

Okay, you guys.

I want you to get inside!

All right, come on you
sons of bitches.

Close the door!

Harry, no, come on.

- No, no, no, no.
- Come on.

Shut the goddamn door!

Harry!

Show yourselves!

Come on!

I ain't in the mood for
no hide and seek.

What's with all the gunshots?

I'm not so sure I know
what's going on.

It's better we stay here.

Gunshots from Rick's place.

Can you see him?

No, but Rick's a smart fella.

Yeah, well smarts don't
matter if they get

the jump on you like
these fellas have.

We've seen that.

How the hell do they
move so fast?

Who are these people?

I don't know.

We have any guns in here?

No.

Harry's always hated the
damned things.

Yeah.

All right.

Wanna dance?

Let's tango.

Son of a bitch.

How many of you
fuckers are there?

See ya, kitties.

Shit.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

All right, I gotta get
back to the station.

You can't go out there.

Yeah, she's right, Teddy,
you can't.

No, there's no other option.

Why?

I got another revolver
in the office,

ammo, and I'm pretty sure
I have a shotgun

in the back of the cruiser.

Shit, it might be in
Joe's cruiser.

Come on. Think, Teddy, think.

Teddy.

Here.

Take that.

My god, what is this
thing doing in here?

Harry always made us
keep it in case

anybody ever tried to
rob the place.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, as if.

Okay.

It's only about 100 feet
to the station, all right?

As soon as I get in
there I can try

and hail somebody on
the short wave.

Hang in there, okay?

All right.

Hey, y'all, there's
something moving in there.

What the hell?

Is that one of us?

I think it's Rick.

Yeah.

Bernard!

Bernard?

Bernard!

What happened?

Come on, come on.

- Hurry, come on.
- Come on.

Come on.

Where's Rick?

He didn't make it.

We watched him go into
Bernard's and...

Oh, my God.

What is going on?

Georgia, have you been
keeping an ear on the radio?

Yeah, but there's nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Nothing from Joe or Liz?

Nothing.

Mom, do you think we
can call out?

Best we could do is
broadcast out

and hope somebody driving
by has their radio on.

Yeah, that's a hell
of a long shot.

But it could work.

You got any more
shells for that?

The two shells I just
spent have been sitting

in this thing for seven years.

Why the fuck would I have
any more shells?

Okay, Georgia.

Well, I have more shells but
they're back at the station.

Yeah.

Mom, you got here
with no problem,

so maybe Teddy can get back
down a few doors without issue.

How many of them are there?

We don't even know, do we?

Do we even know what they want?

There was something else.

What do you mean, Cindy?

There is something in
those trees.

It got Rick.

What like another one
of those people?

No, no.

It was like something inhuman.

I'm gonna have to go
to the station.

Teddy, you can't.

It's okay, Deanna.

It's my job.

All right, y'all are
gonna have to stay here.

Hold this place down.

As soon as I leave you lock

this place up, you understand,
Bobby?

All right.

Deanna, you still
have that radio?

Yeah, okay.

All right, I can use this
to call you guys

from the station but you
won't be able to respond.

Take this.

Do you a lot more good than us.

Georgia, what the hell
am I gonna do

with an empty shotgun?

Look, I got another
pistol in the office.

I'll get you some more
shells for that

and then I'll hustle back here.

And then what?

As soon as the sun comes up

I will walk us outta
here if I have to.

Okay.

What are they doing?

What are they doing?

What the hell?

They're feeding
whatever's in there.

I'm not so sure going
out there is the best.

Must've gone out back, I'm
gonna make sure it's locked.

Come on.

Okay.

Come on. Come on.

Get the hell inside now!

Come on, come on!

Jesus Christ!

Joe, you're alive!

Oh yeah.

Here.

Anybody comes through
that door, you kill it.

Where's Liz?

What the hell's going on here,
Joe?

Oh, haven't you heard?

Some asshole said
some fancy words

and raised a goddamn
demon outta hell.

What the hell do they want?

Ain't it obvious?

We saw them feeding it.

There you go.

Serving us up like dinner
on a goddamn silver platter.

Shit.

They're even feeding
it their dead.

You saw it, didn't you, Joe?

Up close and personal.

How'd you get away from it?

I wined it, dined it,
and then I claymore mined it.

Where were you?

Bill's front yard.

Joe.

Look in the evidence locker.

Holy shit.

Where the hell did you get this?

We caught Bill using
it a couple years back

trying to get rid of a
mole problem.

The sheriff before, he had
to wrestle it away from him.

Thank you, Bill.

Where the hell are these guys?

Who's left?

We've got Cindy, Georgia,
Bobby and Deanna

all locked in at the grille.

All right.

You gotta make sure that
they stay alive,

and when the time is right,

you're gonna get
them outta town.

How am I gonna do that?

Oh, we're gonna level the
playing field.

Where they feeding him at?

Uh, last we saw it was over
at Bernard's tree farm,

but shit, it could be
anywhere by now.

Rick told me you were
a good football player.

Is that true?

I was back in high school, why?

I want you to run
straight up the middle,

draw as many of those
Michael Myers wannabes

with you as you can.

Okay.

Who's Michael Myers?

Oh, for Christ's sakes
just holster this thing up.

What are you gonna do?

Oh, I have a date with a
big toothy horny monster

and it's about to get fucked!

Okay, okay.

Georgia.

I'm over at the sheriff's
station and Joe's here,

he's, he's alive.

I'm on the way back to you,
Georgia.

God, I hope you can hear this.

You better be ready to get
that door open.

Mom, Mom.

Bobby, no!

Oh, my God.

Go get some towels!

- Bobby, Bobby.
- Here, here, here.

How did he stab him?

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
look at me.

Duct tape or any other
kind of tape.

I don't see any.

Breathe, Bobby.

Breathe, breathe.

Breathe, Bobby.

- Bobby, look at me.
- Really tight.

It's gonna be
okay. You'll be okay.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Don't say that, don't say that.

There's nothing to be sorry for.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

It's okay, it's okay.

Just breathe son.

Deanna, put some
pressure on him.

Bobby, stay with me.

Look at me, look at me.

Look at me.

Bobby.

It's all right,
you're gonna be okay.

Bobby, Bobby, come back to me.

Come back.

- It's okay.
- I'm okay.

Just breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe, breathe.

No, slow, slow.

It's okay, it's okay.

It'll be okay.

You're gonna be okay.

Bobby.

- Teddy, come here.
- Get in, get in!

God damn!

Okay, come!

- You're okay.
- Okay.

- Yeah?
- I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Yeah.

Is he?

Yeah.

He died just a few minutes ago.

I'm sorry.

It's not your fault.

- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.

I was just...

Help me.

Joe.

Joe's still out there.

Come on!

Is that all of 'em?

Yeah, I think so.

How's your night going, Sheriff?

I think it's gonna be okay.

You all right, deputy?

Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

Good.

What now, Joe?

Well, I think we should
get the hell out of here

and find the next
biggest town, do we all agree?

Sounds like a plan.

Yeah.

We gotta find a car that
has a battery in it.

Well, then let's go do that.

So, how do you
like small towns, Sheriff?

Think we could take the subway?

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Wow, what's going
on in the next town over?

Seems to be a lot of
police action.

No one cares about us
small town folks, Sheila.

Hell, that's why I
moved to Ingram.

Couldn't stand the
crowds and tourists

and all that capitalism.

Not for me.

You're just such a sourpuss.

That's what they say.

Uh, what can I do for ya today?

Well, you can tell me about
your quaint little town here.

Thank you.

Pretty interesting story, miss.

Well, it's all true.

Have you talked to Teddy?

Or Joe?

Sheriff Anderson? Yeah.

Yeah, we have.

Then you know everything.

Well, it's a
rather farfetched story,

certainly you can
understand that.

But not untrue.

Do you know where
the bodies are?

The tree farm.

Have you checked the tree farm?

Yeah. Yeah, we did.

Yeah, there was nothing there.

Miss, to be honest,
there's no evidence

that anyone was there other
than your own townsfolk.

What?

We know something happened,

that you got missing
people, that's a fact.

What about Georgia?

She would never of left
her son's side,

she had to been there
when you got there, right?

Georgia's missing.

We don't know where at.

Dead.

So what you're saying.

Let the truth be told you
all have the same story,

but there's no real
evidence of what happened

other than a bunch of you
small town folk

going a bit crazy coming up with

a very bizarre
account of events.

So, help me here.

What is it you're
not telling us?

It doesn't matter what I
tell you, you won't believe

what we saw until you
see for yourself.