All language subtitles for El Club De Las Cosas Mágicas S02E07[eng]

- Please tell me this is a bad dream.
- It's just a math's test, Peter.

- I'm doomed.
- It's basic algebra,

I thought you were all over this.

I've been busy.

You mean, hanging out with Ruksy?

Ruksy!

- What about her?
- I have to talk to Ruksy.

Now.

Please?

Fine.

Class, I'm pleased to inform you
that as of today,

you're all up to date
with your assignments.

Great, does that mean
we can have the day off?

No, Darra. I thought we'd head to the park

to explore the magical properties
of plants and flowers.

Flower picking. Great.

I'm excited too, Imo.

What are you two doing in here?

- Don't you have an exam?
- Sorry to interrupt, Professor.

But I need to talk to Ruksy.

- Please? It's an emergency.
- Hmm.

Right.

I need your help,
or something terrible could happen.

- What?
- I've got a math exam.

Peter, that's not exactly
an emergency.

It is if I fail!

Look, I just need a little help.
Nothing too obvious, maybe a B+.

Like, I give you a magic pen
that always writes the correct answer?

- That's a thing?
- That's not the point, Peter.

- You'd be cheating.
- Not cheating.

Look on it as educational enhancement.

I wouldn't ask
if there were another option.

But if I fail this test,
I won't get a good final mark,

which means I won't graduate.

And I won't get a job.

And I'll end up destitute
and on the street.

Peter. Peter,
you're clever, you'll be fine.

Please?

No! I'm not giving you magic.

Good call, Ruksy.

I mean, what's a non-magical being

even doing
in the Bureau Of Magical Things?

Take away his magic glasses
and he's nothing.

I'm as much part of the Bureau as you.

We're supposed to work together.

- Help each other out.
- Not by cheating.

Fine. But you'll be sorry
when you see me starving on the street.

Get a wriggle on people,
I'd like to get to the park

sometime this century.

- Lily!
- Peter, come on, we'll be late!

I'd give Peter a moment,
him and Ruksy are having a little talk.

I have to get to school for the exam.

Ruksy can jump Peter out.

Where is Ruksy?

- I'll go look for her.
- No you don't, Lily,

I don't want to lose you too.

There you are, Ruksy.
Now can we please go?

Okay, Ladder, I want the pen
that always writes the correct answer.

Which one is it?

I thought you knew everything
in this library.

Great. Now I'll fail for sure.

It's time to go.

Ruksy!

Kyra?

Anyone?

First up in our magical botanical tour,

Phaseolus vulgaris, the common bean.

Not common at all
when it's mixed with goat's weed

and pixie tears,
it can turn you into a shadow.

Oh, scary.

Do you need to get that, Ruksy?

Um, no.

Shall we continue then?

Time to start moving
onto the next fascinating subject.

I promise this won't be too painful.

Assuming you've done the study,
which I'm sure you all have.

You've got one hour, make me proud.

Your time starts now.

No phones, Kyra. You know that.

Great.

I'm stuck here.

Cool.

Whoa!

Sweet!

I have magic!

I have magic!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoa!

Now, class.

What do we have here?

The purple lotus.

- Very good, Ruksy.
- Professor...

have you ever heard
of The Temple of the Purple Lotus?

That temple is a myth.

Well, myths are often based
on the real thing.

It could have been an actual temple.

Well, the fact that we know the name
may well mean it existed.

But if there was such a temple,
it's long gone.

Or Ruksy is right, and it's a myth.

Dried lotus petals
can ward off pesky goblins,

but they can also be used
for medicinal qualities.

Ladder! This is no time for reading.

That's it, that's the suit.

"Anton 'The Crusher' Krasnarsky

was a pirate who used
a magical diving suit

to crash a ship’s hull
and sink it in order to loot it."

"The Department of Magical Intervention
sent its top operative, Agent Swift,

to capture Krasnarsky."

"Swift succeeded
with his super-speed tuxedo,

but Krasnarsky swore that one day
he would have revenge."

Anton thinks I'm Agent Swift!

I've got to get out of this tux.

Come on!

It's Ruksy, leave me a message. Ciao!

Ruksy, I'm stuck in the library,
and I'm being stalked by a diving suit.

I know, it sounds crazy.

But the suit thinks I'm its arch enemy

because I'm wearing a tuxedo
that I can't take off.

Listen, Anton, I'm not Agent Swift.
Okay? I'm just wearing his tux.

My name is Peter,
I'm a high school student.

I can show you my bus pass.

I'm supposed to be in an exam,
but I got stuck here.

So long, sucker.

Everything all right, Kyra?

Yes, Miss Rayner.

- What?
- Kyra?

Uh-- Sorry, I, uh...

I have to go to the bathroom.

Dad's cooking. It's an emergency.

Peter!

Peter!

How did you do that
and why are you wearing a tux?

So I look good?

- What did you do?
- Why do you always assume it's my fault?

This is the eastern smoke bush.

And if you point a finger, or a wand,

at a single leaf,
you can fill an entire room with smoke.

Now, time to get your hands dirty.

Your task is to collect
five specimens of magical plants.

- Five between us?
- Five each, Darra.

Should be easy
if you were paying attention.

Why do you want to know about
the Temple of the Purple Lotus?

You're up to something,
and I know Kyra's involved.

Fine. Don't tell me. I'll ask Dad.

- Fine. Something did happen in Thailand.
- I knew it!

But you have to promise
not to tell anybody.

Okay, so you know how when on holiday,
Dad likes to stay inside the hotel?

I got really sick of being cooped up,
so one night I snuck out.

Went for a look around Bangkok.

I ended up in a bad area
and I ran into some pixies.

- Pixies?
- Hmm, really nasty pixies.

- Just how dumb do you think I am?
- Can I think about that?

Time's up, pens down.

Sorry, Miss Rayner, gotta go. Bye.

Look, if everyone else
could remain in their seats, please.

I can't believe you did this!

You're supposed to keep magic a secret,
not bring it to school!

I didn't know what else to do!

Okay, I--
I... I think it's coming off.

It's getting tighter! Stop!

That's it. I'm doomed.

Anton's gonna crush me
into a mantelpiece ornament.

- Peter, what's going on?
- Shh!

Hey! Tin head!

Thanks. We've gotta get you out of here.

That's number seven.

I bet we're way ahead
of Imogen and Darra.

Kyra, what's up?

Ruksy! I'm so glad to see you.

I don't know where to start.

The fact that you stole magic,
or the fact that you lied to me.

I know it was wrong,
but it felt so good to have magic.

Peter, having magic
is a huge responsibility.

It's not some plaything.

I know,
but it was really just an accident.

Putting on the suit was an accident?

Not exactly, it beckoned to me.

And there was no way you could resist?

You risked exposing us all today, Peter.

How do I get this off? It won't let go.

We'll have to loosen the fabric
at a subatomic level.

- Meaning?
- I'm going to have to zap you.

Kyra? I need a hand.

W-- wait! Are you zapping me
because it's the only way

to get the suit off?
Or because you're mad at me?

I'll get back to you on that.

Okay. Get it over with.

Some privacy please!

Now what about Anton?

I have an idea.

What if Anton
doesn't fall for the trap?

Then we'll resort to plan B.

Which is?

Sorry, I didn't have time
to figure that out yet.

What if we just gave Anton the jacket?

He may have become fixated on Peter.
In which case he'll keep coming.

- Sometimes the magical world really sucks.
- Shh!

Come and get it.

Crystals, genius idea. Thank you.

Another job well done, juices are on me.

- Kyra, would you give us a moment?
- Mm-hmm.

Peter, I really like you.

I really like you, too.

I just don't know
if I can trust you anymore.

I know. I messed up.

- But in my defense, I--
- Peter, there's no excuse

for going behind my back.

Which is why I promise you,

I will never ask you for magic again.

I'm sorry I ever brought it up.

I'm sorry for everything that I did.

And I'm sorry in any other way
you need me to be sorry.

No.

Peter, you went too far.

What?

Ruksy, please.

So, it's over?

Do you think there's any chance
she'll change her mind?

Probably not.

And honestly, I don't know if she should.

Thanks for your support.

Don't expect me to cheer you up,
we both have to re-sit that exam tomorrow.

You brought this all on yourself.

I better get home, hit the books.

Peter...

You did look pretty cool in that tux.