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One of the best things about making movies with Benji
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is getting to travel around with him
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on personal appearance tours after the movies are made.
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We were in Europe on just such a tour
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when this little village in Switzerland
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invited us to be grand marshals at their Christmas parade.
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It sounded like a great side trip,
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so off we went to this wonderful little village
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in the mountains, with snow, and sleighs, and jingle bells.
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And I remember saying at the time,
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"There couldn't possibly be a more Christmasy place
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in all the world."
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Little did I know how right I was.
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Ah, welcome!
- Thank you.
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And look at that face!
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Welcome to Zermatt, and a merry Christmas to you.
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
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And may I say how privileged and proud we are
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to have you in our Christmas parade.
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- And we are so happy to be here.
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- Good.
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Are you a priest?
- Priest?
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I'd rather not.
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I am Kris Kringle.
- Kris Kringle?
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You don't look anything like our Santa Claus.
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Well, of course not.
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Kris Kringle is what Santa Claus looks like
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in Germany.
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Rather, what Santa Claus used to look like in Germany.
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But there is a movement afoot to bring me back, exactly
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as you see me now.
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Bring you back to Germany with a British accent?
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Uh, well, as Kris Kringle, Santa Claus and St. Nicholas,
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I must endeavor to be everything to everybody,
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and I should not be caught showing any favoritism
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in any one direction, at any certain time.
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No, no, no. Yes, well...
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What accent would you prefer?
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An American accent!
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A southern American, if my guess is correct.
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- Texas.
- Texas.
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Well, I'm as happy
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as a hen on a June bug,
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to think you all came all the way from Texas.
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Which reminds me, I have some friends
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who would sell their boots, sell their boots to see Benji.
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But they can't come to the parade because
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they're working.
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So, I wonder if we could go there before the parade starts.
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Only take a few minutes, I assure you.
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Are you sure we'll be back in time?
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- What did he say?
- I haven't the slightest.
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Come, come, we have little time.
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Five minutes.
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Up here.
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Here we go.
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Doesn't that mean "forbidden"?
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- Not in Russian, my dear.
- Oh.
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What does it mean in Russian?
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Hmm? Absolutely nothing.
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Ah.
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Hold the door. This way.
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Hurry, hurry. We haven't much time.
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Now, come along.
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Now, come along, my dears.
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We must not dally.
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- Where are we?
- Ah, where are we?
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Yes, well, somewhere exactly between here and there,
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which is halfway between sooner or later,
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and very nearly up and down.
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Now, do come along. We haven't much time.
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Hi, boss!
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I'm afraid things aren't working well at all.
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Well, they simply must!
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We have no choice, you know!
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Do come along, this way.
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Ah, thank you so much for coming, Mrs. Garrett,
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Ms. Smith.
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We all love Benji so much.
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But then what difference does love make
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if the boss doesn't go?
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It's all for naught, and naught for all.
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Have you never seen an elf before?
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Now, do come along, please. We really must hurry.
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Well, I'm afraid we're a little confused.
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Oh, that's certainly nothing to be afraid of.
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We all get confused, because it's a confusing world.
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Not just here, but there.
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Though it shouldn't be, but it is, isn't it? Or is it?
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But where is here?
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Where is here?
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Well, yes, where would you like it to be?
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Switzerland, Texas, the North Pole?
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What?
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Please, don't confuse us any more than we already are.
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We would just like to know what's going on.
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My dear...
- Look out below!
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Oh dear.
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Whatever it is, it's obviously
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not going very well.
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But I'm sure they'll be ready in time.
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You see, my little people are going in my place
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this year.
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- Going where?
- Everywhere.
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You see, I fell into a bit of bad luck,
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and I doubt that I could get down
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even the largest of chimneys with this.
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Look out!
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If he can't handle the sleigh by itself,
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how is he ever going to handle it with
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flying reindeer?
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Flying reindeer?
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Oh, no, no, no. Not always.
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I have several modes of transportation.
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In some countries, I ride a camel.
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A camel?
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Yes. Sometimes, it's a horse
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or a donkey.
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But believe it or not, in England, I ride
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a white goat.
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- A white goat.
- In England.
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Do you get the feeling he wants us to believe
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he's really Santa Claus?
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My dear, I only want you to believe one thing,
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and that is that we're very late,
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and if we don't hurry along, you'll miss the parade.
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So, do come, please.
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Where are your reindeer?
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Reindeer? Oh, uh...
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There they are.
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But that looks like a birdcage!
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Well, of course. We must keep the lid
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on them somehow.
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They have a tendency to flit about, you know.
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Well, where's Rudolph?
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Rudolph, oh, I'm afraid he's in the shop
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getting his batteries recharged.
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But, Dancer, well that's another problem.
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Out again?
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Oh, dear.
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Get Cupid out here, and let Blitzen nuzzle her ear.
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That'll get him down.
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Dancer's a very jealous reindeer, you know.
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I don't believe this.
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But you're supposed to be at the North Pole.
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Why aren't you at the North Pole?
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Ah, well, we were actually for a time,
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but it's frightfully cold up there,
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and this is so much more centrally located.
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Well, where's your red suit?
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In the United States, Santa Claus wears a red suit.
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Does he?
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Of course I do.
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It's right there in the wardrobe,
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which, incidentally, is our first stop.
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But several years ago, my parents told me that he...
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I know.
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So did mine.
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Anybody home?
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Anybody home?
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Ah, come in, come in.
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I want you to meet the elves who make
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all my different outfits.
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- How many outfits do you have?
- How many what?
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Oh, I'm afraid I have no idea.
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You see, people in different countries all think of me
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in different ways, so I have to be different.
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That is to say, however they want me to be.
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Now, where could those two be?
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Needles, Pins, I have a surprise for you!
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A surprise?
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Don't tell me,
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your leg is healed, and you're making
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the Christmas Eve trip yourself.
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And we can stop working 24 hours a day
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making clothes for Santa Claus substitutes.
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Right?
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Wrong.
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I have brought someone to see you.
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What do you think?
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Well, the one on the left would do okay for Scandinavia.
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But the one on the right... Mm...
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I don't know.
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Maybe Iceland?
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Well, let's get to work.
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No, no, no, no. Not them.
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That is to say, I did bring them,
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but them is not who I was talking about.
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I mean, them are not who I was talking, I mean...
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Oh, we know what you mean.
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But we still don't know who you're talking about.
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Oh I think he's talking about Benji.
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Benji?
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Yes. That's it, of course!
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Benji!
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Benji, in person.
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Or should I say, in dogson?
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No, I suppose not.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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To get a surprise from the boss
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is really a surprise!
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Yeah, it's really been the pits around here
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since the boss broke his leg.
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You came just at the right time, Benji.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Now, for that you get a special Christmas present
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from Needles and Pins.
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Now, let's see.
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Oh, how about this?
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This is the necklace the boss used
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to wear in Turkey.
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Why, it's gorgeous, but it looks very expensive.
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Why don't you wear it anymore?
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Oh, overkill. It's a bit gaudy with white.
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- You wore white in Turkey?
- Of course.
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Would you like to see the whole outfit?
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Yeah.
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Needles, Pins.
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It's quite spiffy actually.
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There. Much better without the necklace, don't you think?
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And this is how I looked in Saxon, England.
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Mm. Korea.
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And the good old USA.
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I'll be back in about two or three minutes.
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What do you think, hmm?
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Will they buy this in the States?
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That's not the question.
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The question is, will they buy this in the States?
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Yes, well...
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Interesting, don't you think?
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For the first time, my little people
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are going to get to experience, first hand,
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all the problems of running around the globe
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delivering presents, changing wardrobe in every country.
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Changing wardrobe in every country.
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Dear, oh dear.
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It'd be so much easier if everyone liked the same me.
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But I suppose if it was the same,
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it wouldn't be the same, would it?
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Or would it?
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I don't know.
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Anyway, I hope you'll excuse me
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while I change back into my most comfortable self.
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Carrying all this extra weight
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gets to be quite tiresome, you know.
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There.
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That feels much better.
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I think you forgot something.
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Hmm?
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Well, nobody's perfect.
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Whatever is that?
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This is your wardrobe from Kabur.
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But it's getting terribly old-fashioned and dull.
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So we thought it was time to move up,
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move out, start a new trend, so to speak.
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It's new, it's now, it's different, it's you!
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But the excitement starts slow and builds up.
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First, we add a little flash to the old tunic,
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broaden the shoulders, drape the sleeve longer.
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And next year, we get rid of that hood.
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Passe, dead, out of touch.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Turn it into a collar that means something.
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And those pants!
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Where did we get those pants?
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Out, for sure.
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We add these out-of-sight boots,
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top it off with a scarf,
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and you're letting them know where you're at.
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They'll love it, trust me!
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What do you think?
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I hate it.
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See? It's awful. I told you he'd hate it.
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Get it out of here!
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Simple stars are in, not that glitter rock stuff.
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And since the boss ain't going,
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I'm the one that's got to wear it.
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Then you're really not going on Christmas Eve?
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I'm afraid I have very little choice
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in the matter.
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But he can't not go.
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Children all over the world are gonna be counting on you.
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My dears, my dears, most of my elves
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have been with me for centuries.
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And I'm sure they'll do just fine.
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I hope they'll do just fine.
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And you can go south of the Stendy line,
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and you arrive right here.
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But how do you get to all those places in just one night?
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Oh, yes. Well, of course,
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it's not like the old days.
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No, in the old days, we used to fly
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by the seat of our pants.
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But now, there are so many more people to cover.
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I couldn't possibly do it without CEPAC.
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CEPAC.
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Christmas Eve Planning And Communications.
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Here we receive radar, weather satellite,
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political and traffic information from
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all over the world.
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Our computers can re-plot my route
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at a moment's notice,
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and instantly notify me and the network of reporters
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who make up a communication system
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that spans the entire globe.
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I still don't understand how you do it all
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in just one night.
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Yes, well, of course, it would obviously
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be impossible
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if I were to do it in the standard
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ten or 12-hour night.
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But if my route is plotted correctly, and I travel
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in the right direction, I have a full 24 hours of night.
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24 hours?
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I couldn't possibly do it in any less, could I?
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If you'll just step over here, I'll explain how it works.
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Sun, please!
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Oh.
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Now, if I travel in this direction,
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and the world travels in that direction,
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and the sun stays there.
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I'm so sorry.
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I do see that you find it very difficult to understand.
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It's a very complicated theory,
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and it'd take an awful lot of time.
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And time is what we have not got a lot of,
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because we must get back to the great hall
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before the parade.
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Ah, good.
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Just in time for mail call.
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Come along.
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Now, this, this is where it all happens.
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This is where Christmas really begins.
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But these elves all look like they're from
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different countries.
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Can you think of a better way to handle it?
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The elves from each country
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get the mail from their own country.
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They sort it, fill the orders,
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and prepare them for delivery.
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Then they serve as an advance party.
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They go back home to arrange routes,
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and schedules ready for my arrival.
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Boy, that is some organization.
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Yes, indeed. Attention!
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And now, hear this.
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We have a special guest for you today. Yes.
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We know you're all busy working,
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and you can't go to the parade in town,
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so you might like to come here
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and meet the parade marshal, the famous movie star, Benji!
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- Steady...
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However do you keep up with it all?
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Oh, that's easy.
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I'm just what people think of me.
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I am... a multiplicity.
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A what?
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♪ I am a multiplicity ♪
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♪ A splitted personality ♪
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♪ I'm more than one And even more than two ♪
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♪ Hmm ♪
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♪ I'm just what People think of me ♪
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♪ And that's what I must always be ♪
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♪ So think of me, please Kindly when you do ♪
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♪ I change my size And shape and style ♪
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♪ To fit each size And shape of child ♪
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♪ Wherever they may be You will perceive ♪
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♪ I must know all their names ♪
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♪ As you know who's to blame ♪
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♪ If anyone's left out On Christmas Eve ♪
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♪ Just what I may Appear to be ♪
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♪ Depends on nationality ♪
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♪ Which never is the same And that is true ♪
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♪ So each December ♪
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♪ I must remember ♪
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♪ Who I should be for you ♪
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♪ And you, and you ♪
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♪ I am a multiplicity ♪
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♪ A splitted personality ♪
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♪ Why all of me Would fill a giant hall ♪
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♪ I'm just what People think of me ♪
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♪ And that's what I must always be ♪
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♪ So think me nice Or don't think me at all ♪
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♪ I am a multiplicity ♪
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♪ A splitted personality ♪
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♪ I'm more than one And even more than two ♪
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♪ Three, four, five, six ♪
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♪ I'm just what People think of me ♪
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♪ And that's what I must always be ♪
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♪ So think me nice Or don't think me at all ♪
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♪ I'm just what People think of me ♪
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♪ And that's what I must always be ♪
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♪ So think of me Please kindly when ♪
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♪ So think of me Please kindly when ♪
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♪ So think of me please ♪
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♪ Kindly when you do ♪
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But why?
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Why would you, Santa Claus, or Kris Kringle,
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or whichever you want to call yourself,
400
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lie about having a broken leg?
401
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,808
Yes, well...
402
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Well, you see, Cindy, for once in my life,
403
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for once in all my hundreds
404
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of years of life,
405
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I just wanted to be like everyone else in the world.
406
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I just wanted to be at home on Christmas Eve.
407
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Well, I never thought that...
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I mean, I never realized that you had...
409
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The truth is I was just being selfish.
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I mean, you're what Christmas Eve is all about.
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You've spent your whole life making Christmas Eve
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something for people to look forward to.
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If anybody in the whole world deserves
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to be home on Christmas Eve, you certainly do.
415
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I've never seen anyone so at home with strangers.
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I don't understand it.
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I do.
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Where is your home anyway?
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Home.
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Home, Cindy, is wherever someone loves you.
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I've always been home on Christmas Eve.
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I have a million homes all over the world!
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Quick, everyone, back to work!
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We mustn't let anything stand in the way
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of me being in all my homes
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on Christmas Eve!
427
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:28,681
Does that mean you're going?
428
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,141
Of course I'm going!
429
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I'm gonna be in every one of my homes on Christmas Eve,
430
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:37,564
and that includes yours, and you can count on it!
431
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:41,610
Thanks to you, it looks as if it's gonna be
432
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:41,810
Christmas as usual, eh?
433
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,529
And you, ladies.
434
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Needless to say, your visit has been quite productive.
435
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,870
And we all thank you very much.
436
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,206
Thank you for bringing us here.
437
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,624
Yes, this has been quite an experience.
438
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,585
I can't wait to get back and tell my friends about it.
439
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,420
Oh, tell your friends.
440
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:04,717
I do apologize, but I'm afraid that will be quite impossible.
441
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,136
You'll remember almost nothing of your visit here,
442
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:11,057
except, of course, for a rather special warm feeling.
443
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,851
You see, where we are must be kept a secret,
444
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,937
or we'd never get any work done.
445
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,481
But it's important that people know you're here.
446
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,650
No, Cindy.
447
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,904
It's not important that they know I'm here.
448
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:28,032
Just that they know, as you know,
449
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,951
that I am.
450
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,039
Now, off you go.
451
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,292
But how will they know what I know
452
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,087
if I don't know what I know?
453
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:44,173
I'm afraid I don't know.
454
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,217
But I do know that it's almost time
455
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,635
for the parade to begin, so I'm glad you're back.
456
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,470
I'm Herr Bringle, the parade master.
457
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,849
And you must be Fraeulein Garret
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and Fraeulein Smith,
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00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,143
and Herr Benji.
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What a wonderful disposition for a movie star.
461
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,480
And what a beautiful gold collar.
462
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Did you get this for Christmas?
463
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Nobody's perfect.
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