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She is a lifestyle guru, 10 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:41,000 do-it-yourself wonder and romance expert. 11 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,041 She can show you how to pull off the perfect celebration, 12 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:46,458 and then make sure you're not alone while doing it. 13 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:49,500 Joanna Moret, good morning and Happy Holidays. 14 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,000 Ah, Merry Christmas, Sara. 15 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:52,250 I'm so thrilled to be here. 16 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:54,083 Good, good. Thank you for being here. 17 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,625 And I have to say, congratulations 18 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:57,917 on your bestselling book, The Love Audit. 19 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,625 Thank you. 20 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:01,583 It's a great feeling to know the readers are responding. 21 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:02,834 And dating. 22 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:04,125 And dating, yes. 23 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,875 This has some amazing practical thoughts 24 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,709 on finding and keeping love. 25 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,166 Well, because love is practical, 26 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,667 I truly believe that love is work. 27 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:18,583 Don't wait for love to find you. Get out there and go find it. 28 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,333 Bold ideas. 29 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,917 Well, speaking of ideas, 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,291 I have something I want to share with you guys. 31 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,583 Okay. 32 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,834 This is something you can do 33 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:27,125 with that special someone 34 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,375 to show that you love the holidays. 35 00:01:28,458 --> 00:01:29,667 It's beautiful. 36 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:32,083 And they're so easy and fun to make. 37 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,500 Speaking of couples, 38 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:35,000 we know that your boyfriend's identity 39 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:37,583 is a mystery, but we want to know 40 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:39,333 what's in store for your Christmas 41 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,917 and what is his name? 42 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,166 Sara, Sara. 43 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,959 There'll be snow and fun 44 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,959 and lots of holiday spirit. 45 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:52,500 And there you have it. 46 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:54,875 Finding love and staying festive 47 00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:57,625 with the one and only Joanna Moret. 48 00:01:57,709 --> 00:01:58,875 (bell dinging) 49 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:00,375 All right. So good to see you, as always. 50 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,834 You, too. Thanks so much. Okay. 51 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,709 Perfect. Ms. Moret? Hi. 52 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,542 Hi, I'm Cameron. Ted's assistant. 53 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,750 Nice to meet you. Let me help you. Thank you. 54 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,083 We haven't met. 55 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:15,875 Oh, he's great. Busy, though. 56 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:19,166 Hey. I'm concerned about the author special. 57 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,750 It's too-- Broad? 58 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:22,625 I'd like to chat with him about a New Year's segment. 59 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:23,875 You're all set. Hang out, 60 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,125 and you can chat with him when he's done. 61 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,041 Thank you. 62 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,667 Uh-- Oh. What if we brought in-- 63 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,458 You know, I-- One second. 64 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,291 I got to-- (beeping phone on) 65 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,542 Hi. Uh, no. 66 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,667 I haven't had a chance to. 67 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,709 Sweetheart, I can't just leave. 68 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,667 You're right. 69 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,333 Yeah, okay. I'll work on items 17, 12, one, two and three. 70 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,625 I really have to go, okay? 71 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:56,083 We'll talk about how far behind 72 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:58,000 in points I am when I get home. 73 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,208 What? I can't hear you. 74 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:02,709 You're breaking up... 75 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:08,959 ...with me. 76 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:13,041 Everything good? 77 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,333 Yeah. 78 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,333 Hmm. Okay. 79 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,917 Hey! Goldie, hi. You're... 80 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,166 Late. Sorry. 81 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,125 My office said you were fantastic as usual. 82 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,125 Thank you. I had them DVR it, 83 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:34,417 so I can not watch it and tell you what I think later. 84 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,792 Well, I thought you were power-lunching somewhere 85 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,125 on my behalf. 86 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:40,959 Well, actually, we should talk. 87 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:44,000 Honey, I remember when you were just starting out 88 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,792 with crafty little at-home get-togethers. 89 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:50,500 Joanna Moret, my dear, you are no longer just a name. 90 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:52,959 You are a brand. 91 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,250 Okay. You're being really nice 92 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:55,625 and it's scaring me. 93 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:58,625 Your fans love you. 94 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:00,250 Okay? We get letters all the time 95 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,375 about how much more fulfilling their lives are 96 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,500 because of your blogs and your books. 97 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,125 Your bestselling books, I might add. 98 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:08,375 I'm confused. Do you want me to write another Christmas book? 99 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,125 I want to make you a star. 100 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,834 Oh. Well, let me just check my schedule. 101 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:14,709 MacAllen Entertainment. 102 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,709 The TV producer? 103 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,457 The TV producer. 104 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:20,709 I met with Del MacAllen, 105 00:04:20,792 --> 00:04:22,332 their head of development and production. 106 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:25,000 and he may have mentioned that they think 107 00:04:25,082 --> 00:04:27,959 you might be ready for your own show. 108 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:30,207 (squealing) 109 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,917 Okay. I'm sensing a save-the-hug-for-later vibe. 110 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,834 Okay. It's not a done deal, all right? 111 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,500 They love what you do, but it's a three-step process 112 00:04:39,582 --> 00:04:42,291 and it starts with your seminar. 113 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,582 I'm sorry. My what? 114 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,917 They're sponsoring 115 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,375 the Christmas in the Air Festival, 116 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,291 and it just so happens that they need another speaker. 117 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,125 You'll give a quick talk on finding love 118 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:55,000 and using your strategies. 119 00:04:55,082 --> 00:04:56,834 Okay. Seminar, check. 120 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,457 Step two? 121 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:01,166 MacAllen's holiday gala. 122 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,333 Wait, wait, wait. The gala? 123 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:04,959 The one that's written up in magazines 124 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,458 where people clamour for an invite? 125 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:07,709 Mm-hmm. 126 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,041 Yeah, I've heard of it. 127 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,792 Good, because you'll be planning it. 128 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,875 Wait. That's in less than a week. 129 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,542 Oh, and you'll also be a guest, 130 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:17,792 so no more clamouring. 131 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,792 But that's on Christmas Eve. 132 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,041 Details, details. 133 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,291 Goldie-- 134 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:23,542 It's non-negotiable, okay? 135 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,291 They're considering this to be your audition. 136 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:28,000 Joanna Moret using her skills, creativity 137 00:05:28,082 --> 00:05:29,250 and make-it-workedness to pull off 138 00:05:29,332 --> 00:05:31,332 their event of the year, 139 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:33,250 and to show them what you're made of 140 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,959 so they can help you show that 141 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,917 to millions of television eyeballs 142 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 all across America, every single day. 143 00:05:41,082 --> 00:05:42,250 Hmm. 144 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:44,207 But there's still step number three. 145 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:45,917 How could it possibly get crazier? 146 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,582 Hmm. Funny you should say that. 147 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,959 They want you to attend with your-- 148 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,834 My-- 149 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,542 Boyfriend. 150 00:05:56,625 --> 00:06:00,083 Oh. (chuckles) Oh. 151 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:01,917 Wow. 152 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,208 Wow. Okay. I can give a speech 153 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:05,792 and I can plan a party, 154 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,125 but how can I-- 155 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:11,250 Goldie, 156 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:12,458 what will people think? 157 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,000 If they discover 158 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:17,291 that the man who checked every one of your boxes 159 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,125 in your Foolproof Guide to Love dumped you? 160 00:06:21,457 --> 00:06:24,375 Goldie, Brian and I broke up months ago, and-- 161 00:06:24,457 --> 00:06:26,709 Oh, honey, we talked about this, okay? 162 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,875 Just it wasn't the right time to risk that revelation 163 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,542 when you were just launching your book. 164 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,750 But let's face facts. I mean, there are worse reasons 165 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,332 to have to find a boyfriend for Christmas. 166 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:37,582 Yeah. 167 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:39,875 Just planning the party of the year, 168 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:43,041 giving a seminar and finding love. 169 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:45,207 I'm not sure Joanna Moret can do that. 170 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,582 Well, I am. 171 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,792 Man: To sweet or not to sweet? 172 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,000 By all means, enjoy. 173 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,291 I'm Ted Domrose. Mm-hmm. 174 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,500 And you are Joanna Moret. 175 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,500 Author, romance expert, Christmas guru. 176 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,417 You're familiar with my work? 177 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,667 Not really, but I produce the segment. 178 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,959 Mmm. 179 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,208 I'm kidding. Oh, I know your work. 180 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:12,458 Hmm. 181 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:13,709 Thank you for being on the show today. 182 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,333 Oh, my pleasure. Well, I wanted to-- 183 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,542 I should-- Sorry. 184 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,709 You go. You go ahead. 185 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,125 Well, I just wanted to say I really enjoyed-- 186 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,375 Oh, I'm sorry. 187 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:25,792 My, uh, someone 188 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,625 wanted me to remind you of what a fan she is 189 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,375 and say thank you for all your great advice. 190 00:07:29,457 --> 00:07:33,125 Aw, well, that's very kind. Who is it? 191 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:34,917 My ex-girlfriend. 192 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,582 Can I amend my thanks with a sorry? 193 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,041 I'll play it safe and say 194 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,000 I've certainly had less eventful days. 195 00:07:41,082 --> 00:07:42,250 Besides, if I got into hot water 196 00:07:42,332 --> 00:07:43,792 saying things to her, 197 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,542 saying them to the author of The Love Audit 198 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,834 won't win me any points. 199 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:49,667 I've created what some might view 200 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:50,917 as a love-life-saver, 201 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,542 while others see me as more of, um-- 202 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:54,917 The crazy aunt at Thanksgiving 203 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,417 who'd rather tell you why you're single 204 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,082 than just, "Enjoy your dinner." 205 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,542 That's actually not the worst one I've heard. 206 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,417 But you know, 207 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,834 I wanted people to know that I think true love 208 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,500 is more than just a feeling, 209 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:06,792 more than a philosophy. 210 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,500 More than points and checklists? 211 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:13,083 Correct me if I'm wrong here, and I'm making a very educated, 212 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:16,542 though not by intentionally eavesdropping, guess, 213 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,834 that your ex is unhappy with your inability 214 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:24,457 to follow a certain author/ romance expert/Christmas guru's 215 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:25,875 system of finding and keeping true love? 216 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:29,207 There were signs, but never the dreaded B-word. 217 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,000 Breakup. Oh. 218 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:34,207 It kind of puts a kink in Christmas. 219 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:37,625 Well, what exciting things will you plan for yourself? 220 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:40,375 Is a silent movie marathon too on the nose? 221 00:08:40,457 --> 00:08:42,040 Oh, I'm so sorry. 222 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,750 Do you like hot chocolate? 223 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:47,458 Ted: What is it about the points system? 224 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,125 Well, I believe it's a way for both sides 225 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,834 to figure out what they want 226 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,125 and how to get it, 227 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,500 but by giving of themselves. 228 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,165 So, you do things for your partner, 229 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,083 you get points to use with each other 230 00:08:57,165 --> 00:08:58,417 for what you want or need. 231 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:02,375 If you don't do things, well, then, you don't. 232 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,792 So, it's a way for both sides to figure out what they want 233 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,667 and how much it's worth. 234 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,792 I suppose, but point systems 235 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,083 and checklists and perfectly romantic 236 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:12,333 romantic gestures just-- 237 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,208 Oh, don't forget the forehead kiss. 238 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,458 Exactly! Every time I think 239 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:17,125 I have it figured out, there's something else. 240 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,792 You know, I try to keep up, 241 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,709 but isn't it all too much to do, 242 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:22,166 too much not to do? Too much pressure? 243 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,375 Whew. 244 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,917 That's a lot to unpack over cocoa. 245 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,792 That's why I got us whipped cream. 246 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,667 Look. She was playing by your rules, 247 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,500 and sometimes, no matter how hard I tried, 248 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,458 and I did try, 249 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,750 I just felt like I was on the bench. 250 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,458 So, are you asking me 251 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,750 how to get back in the game with her? 252 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:44,125 No. 253 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,792 Yes. I don't know. 254 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,542 Actually, 255 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,709 and I bring it up 'cause Sara mentioned it on the segment, 256 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,875 this unseen mysterious man you have in your life-- 257 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,125 Mm-hmm? 258 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,165 You know, this pillar of perfection 259 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,875 who stands in direct contrast 260 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:01,291 to flawed men like me, I guess, 261 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,417 like your readers are apparently dealing with, 262 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,000 all based on rules that according to Valerie-- 263 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,542 Now my ex-girlfriend-- 264 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,250 And according to you, who created them, 265 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,792 could be the beginning of the end of the relationship. 266 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:15,000 Right. Well, my question-- 267 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,417 Was there a question? 268 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,125 (scoffing) You sound just like Valerie. 269 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,166 Or, she sounds just like you. 270 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,083 I work hard. 271 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,250 I have great friends. I love my family. 272 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,709 I get along with dogs and cats. 273 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,792 And kids seem to think that I'm some sort of Jungle Jim. 274 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,500 Whatever happened to just-- 275 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:36,750 You know, you like somebody. 276 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,208 You think that they like you. 277 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:39,667 And you just go right up to them 278 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:40,917 and you ask-- 279 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,290 Will you be my boyfriend? 280 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,792 Exactly. 281 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:46,917 Wait. What? 282 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,917 Yeah. It's, um-- 283 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,250 It's not what you think, 284 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,875 and it is a long, sordid story. 285 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:54,250 but I have proposal for you. 286 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,834 You're not just saying that 287 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,375 because I said I was going to watch Christmas movies alone? 288 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,959 Hear me out. 289 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,375 MacAllen Entertainment 290 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,125 has expressed interest in creating a show for me. 291 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,625 And as an audition, I have to give a seminar 292 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,208 and plan their annual Christmas gala. 293 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:12,250 But, they don't want to just get to know my work. 294 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,667 They want to get to know me. 295 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,792 Which includes oft-mentioned, never-seen boyfriend. 296 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,750 Exactly. 297 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,083 And you want me to play 298 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,709 said oft-mentioned, never-seen boyfriend? 299 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:26,417 It's complicated, but yeah. 300 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,250 You realize how wild this sounds? 301 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,917 I will make you a deal, okay? 302 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,290 You agree to play the ever-loving, perfect, 303 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,917 forehead-kissing boyfriend, 304 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,040 and I will do everything I can 305 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,709 to help you understand The Love Audit 306 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,625 so that you can fix things with Valerie. 307 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,083 It's only about a week, okay? 308 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:46,959 I do the seminar, I impress MacAllen, 309 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,458 I sign on the dotted line. 310 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,834 And then, when you and Valerie 311 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,750 are back in the throes of, you know, love, 312 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,125 we'll break up. 313 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,333 And I will have a press release 314 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,500 drawn up that-- 315 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,083 That-- 316 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,417 The pressures of our careers 317 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,333 put too much strain on the romance, 318 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,000 and we have decided to part ways. 319 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,250 But of course, we'll remain 320 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,458 the best of friends, 321 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,000 and we ask for privacy 322 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,500 during this very difficult time, 323 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,375 please. 324 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,417 Is that a yes? 325 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,333 (sighing) Oh. 326 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,709 What are you doing? 327 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,250 Giving you your first lesson. 328 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,458 It's a napkin. 329 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:33,917 It's a Love Gesture. 330 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,208 All right? You see a napkin, 331 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,333 but the recipient sees that you care 332 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:40,000 and you are aware. 333 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:41,542 And I think there's someone 334 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,040 that you should be giving that to. 335 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:46,040 Also, before I forget, 336 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:50,165 lesson one, part two: read. 337 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,583 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 338 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,583 Give me your hand. 339 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:02,041 Look. I'm really sorry. 340 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,750 There's no good way to say this, but-- 341 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,834 I know. 342 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,500 If we're going to do this, 343 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,792 it's got to be believable, 344 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:13,166 and I think we should start as soon as possible. 345 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,250 Isn't that right, my little cabbage? 346 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,166 I have been reading the rules. 347 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,417 Number, uh, what, six-trillion-and-something? 348 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,750 Give or take a trillion. 349 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,875 "A pet name shows your partner 350 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,875 that you know them, understand them and want them." 351 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,875 Great. 352 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:33,083 Well, we will, uh, start at the seminar. 353 00:13:33,165 --> 00:13:36,208 Tomorrow, 354 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:39,667 partner. Partner. 355 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,417 Joanna: I'm crazy. This whole thing is crazy, right? 356 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,375 Do you want my mom opinion or my professional opinion? 357 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,792 Both scare me. Start professional. 358 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,417 You got this. You get to do what you love 359 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,667 and share it with the world. 360 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,875 And as my mother? 361 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,165 Oh, sweetie, you're a mess. 362 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,208 I know. 363 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,792 But your father and I love you. 364 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,291 Love you, too. 365 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,959 He is cute, though, right? 366 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,583 Good night, Mom. Love you. 367 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,041 (sighing) 368 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,917 Okay. 369 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,917 I can do this. I can do this. 370 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,959 You can do it. I can't believe I'm doing this. 371 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,792 (yawning) 372 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,792 (gasping) 373 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,000 Man: My goodness. 374 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:51,250 Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 375 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,250 Do you ever wear a suit? 376 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,583 Do you ever wear jeans? 377 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,500 So, this is where 378 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,083 they relocated the North Pole. 379 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,083 Oh, it's a fantastic event. 380 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,125 All right. Let's get inspired. 381 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,834 (swing version of "Jingle Bells" playing) 382 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:17,000 ♪ 383 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,542 Wow. This is pretty festive, 384 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,291 my little celery stick. 385 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,542 Better, right? 386 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,834 You'll keep trying, won't you? 387 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,375 Well, if the stocking hung by the chimney 388 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,750 with care fits. 389 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,125 Unto everything a list. 390 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,375 The MacAllen event is important. 391 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,583 It's family, friends and colleagues. 392 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,500 But I want to find a way to combine those aspects 393 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,792 so it doesn't feel like 394 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,040 they're too business or pleasure, 395 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:46,290 but this magical integration of both. 396 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:49,040 Maybe this'll help. Neigh! 397 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,290 We need to work on 398 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,250 your definition of "help." 399 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,750 Well, you know, 400 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,792 I think your concept is amazing. 401 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,250 It might even be bigger than figgy pudding. 402 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,250 Do you always have to be so silly? 403 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,959 Do you always have to be so serious? 404 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,667 Joanna? 405 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,375 Hi. Joanna Moret? 406 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,750 I saw you over there and I thought I would come say hello. 407 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,333 Aw. 408 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:14,959 Can you sign my book? I mean, your book. 409 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,709 I mean-- 410 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,709 I'd be happy to. 411 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,375 My name is Barbara, and your advice 412 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,792 has completely changed my life. 413 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,917 I mean, I've practised everything. 414 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,291 I made my boyfriend do the Love Checklist. 415 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,709 We figured out the points system. 416 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,917 He was a bit behind, 417 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,750 but he totally mastered the Love Gestures. 418 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:38,040 How wonderful. Please tell me more. 419 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,333 You were right. I'm allowed to have my own deal-breakers. 420 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,083 Even if they are superficial to people, 421 00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,208 they're important to me. 422 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,500 As you said, I should be important to me. 423 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,875 Well, I'm just so happy to hear 424 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,250 things have changed for the better. 425 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,709 I mean, I would have never seen myself with him 426 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,667 until he completely transformed into a totally different person, 427 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,291 but-- 428 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,625 Oh. Well, here you go, Barbara. It was so nice to meet you. 429 00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:05,290 Thank you. Bye. 430 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,000 Bye. 431 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,791 Okay. Let's go see where I'm speaking. 432 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,375 Let's. 433 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,500 Ted: Whoa. 434 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,959 Well, that's one way to go. 435 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,750 For the record, I would never wear garland. 436 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,083 No, the title. 437 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:21,125 "Christmas Romance, New Year's Wedding"? 438 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,375 Yikes. Sounds rough. 439 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,165 Hey, don't knock it. 440 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,250 You pay attention, you and Valerie 441 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,291 could be planning a honeymoon. 442 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,542 You think? 443 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,208 Oh, Ted. 444 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:36,583 Dear, sweet, sweet Ted. Watch and learn, muffin. 445 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,834 Note to self: 446 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,625 baked goods are on the table. 447 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:44,417 MC: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome 448 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,875 to the bestselling author of The Love Audit, Joanna Moret. 449 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,959 (Cheering and applause) 450 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,041 Hello. 451 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,834 Thank you so much for being here with me today. 452 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:57,125 Let's talk about love and how to find it, 453 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,959 but more importantly, how to keep it. 454 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,083 By being here today, 455 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,959 you have succeeded in taking the important first step. 456 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,125 It's what you do next that's the difference 457 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,792 between Christmas turkey with the future in-laws 458 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:14,417 or TV dinners at home alone. 459 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,709 So, that's why I have created the Love Triangle. 460 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:22,208 Evaluate, concentrate, designate. 461 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,709 First, evaluate your potential mates 462 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,500 as objectively as you can. 463 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,959 Next, you need to concentrate on your romantic goals. 464 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:36,208 Finally, you must designate what is important to you, 465 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:39,125 and that means making hard choices. 466 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,000 Is this person really fulfilling me? 467 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:45,083 If I don't like something, can I tell them? 468 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,041 And you have to ask yourself, "What can I live with," 469 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,000 and more importantly, without. 470 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,375 Because you are so worthy of love. 471 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,834 Take a look around. 472 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,250 Remember, you don't succumb to loneliness. 473 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,750 You conquer it. 474 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,583 (Cheering and applause) 475 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,083 Thank you. Thank you so much. 476 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,667 There you go. 477 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,959 Thank you. 478 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,625 Yeah. Let's get a picture. 479 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,917 One, two, three. (Shutter clicking) 480 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,917 Thank you. Thank you. 481 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,041 Bye. 482 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh, gosh. They were great. Really in tune, don't you think? 483 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,291 Totally. 484 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,375 Okay, let's hear it. I can take it. 485 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,625 Uh, hear what? 486 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,750 Well, you came, you saw. 487 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,333 I'd really like to hear what you think. 488 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,333 Okay. Well, 489 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,667 it felt a little surface. Cold, maybe. 490 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:49,125 That if things aren't working out, 491 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,959 it's just move on without trying to fix them. 492 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,917 You say that's the path to love or marriage, 493 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,208 but maybe some people might think it's... 494 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,500 ...selfish. 495 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,959 Is Valerie selfish for going for what she wants? 496 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:06,458 That's different. She's different. 497 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,250 Is she? 498 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,959 Is it better to not be honest with yourself or your partner 499 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,250 for the sake of a relationship 500 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,625 that's not particularly going well? 501 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:18,166 I just believe that people are perfectly imperfect. 502 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,834 That flaws can be charming, you know, 503 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:23,083 and make you laugh, make you smile. 504 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,875 That you need that spark. 505 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,875 Imperfections also add up, cause rifts. 506 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,834 One person's charming flaw is another's irritating fail. 507 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,542 I just don't understand 508 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,875 why you think telling people to go for the best is wrong. 509 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,709 Because "the best" is an illusion. 510 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,917 Sometimes it's not the power suit, 511 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,458 but the pair of old jeans with a rip in the seam 512 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,542 and a hole in the knee that make you realize 513 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,417 you're comfortable with who you are 514 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,709 and who you're with. 515 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,917 Comfortable is complacent. 516 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,917 (scoffing) 517 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,500 Joanna? 518 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,709 Oh, Mr. MacAllen! Hi. 519 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,291 Joanna Moret. It is such a pleasure to meet you. 520 00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,083 Call me George, please. 521 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,750 Uh, this is Ted Domrose, my boyfriend. 522 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:04,625 Yeah. Pleasure to meet you, sir. 523 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,208 I'm thrilled that you-- 524 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,083 That the two of you are going to be joining us 525 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,166 for our Christmas Eve gala. 526 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,333 Everyone at MacAllen's is very much 527 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,250 looking forward to what you're going to do 528 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,375 to make it special. Um, extra special. 529 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,083 We want the best that Joanna Moret can offer 530 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,291 in decor, music, food, 531 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,959 and that holiday feeling that only you can bring. 532 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,125 And frankly, what you show to us 533 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,041 we want to show to everyone, every day, 534 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,625 in their living rooms across this country. 535 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,250 Phew. No pressure. 536 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,625 (chuckles nervously) Mr. MacAllen-- 537 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,500 George, um, I am just so thrilled 538 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,166 with the opportunity to give your event 539 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,667 every bit of my passion and ingenuity. 540 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,208 Well, perfect. 541 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,917 We're prepared to have you both up tomorrow afternoon. 542 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,166 Great. 543 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,417 Tomorrow? Yeah. 544 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,667 Sounds fun. 545 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,417 Well, I won't let you down. 546 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,583 Joanna, it's been an absolute pleasure. 547 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:55,834 I'm so excited about collaborating with you. 548 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,208 Very nice to meet you, Ted. 549 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,792 You, too. 550 00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,041 I'm looking forward to getting to know 551 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,333 both of you more. 552 00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,417 Yes. Us as well. 553 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,667 Right back at you, sir. 554 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:05,917 Great. Can't wait. 555 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,125 All right. We'll see you. 556 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,417 Okay. 557 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,333 Bye. Bye, now. 558 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,375 He's good. 559 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,667 What's wrong? 560 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,583 Less than a week. 561 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,542 To be perfect. 562 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,750 To be perfect. Okay. 563 00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,667 We have about 29 hours 564 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,208 to learn enough about each other 565 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:29,125 to convince Mr. MacAllen that we've been together forever, 566 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,792 and I'm not a total fraud. 567 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,041 29 hours? 568 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,250 Yep. 569 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,083 Well, we better get to work, 570 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,375 dinner roll. 571 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,291 Oh, wow. You're killing me. 572 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,125 All right. Home, sweet home. 573 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:52,166 Okay. I stand corrected. The North Pole relocated here. 574 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,583 Right here. 575 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,333 You can tell a lot about a person 576 00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:00,875 from their tree. 577 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:04,125 This is my parents and me 578 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,333 when I came home for Christmas 579 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,625 the first year I left for school. 580 00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:07,834 You all look happy. 581 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,125 Yeah, we were. 582 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:12,208 Christmas is a huge deal in my family. 583 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,208 We have relatives flying in from all over the place. 584 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:18,083 And my parents and I cook. There's kids and music. 585 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,834 A ton of presents. 586 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:21,625 How about you? 587 00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:24,041 Uh, I'm an only child. 588 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,959 The rest of my family is scattered, 589 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,542 and my parents retired to the sunny side of Florida. 590 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:30,750 Hmm. 591 00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:32,834 They take this holiday cruise to the Bahamas, 592 00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:36,709 which doesn't exactly scream "winter wonderland" to me. 593 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,166 But yeah, as a kid, 594 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,417 I couldn't get enough of spending time with family. 595 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,125 The lights, the snow, 596 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,000 Both: Big tree. 597 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,041 As I got older, most of the time was spent with friends 598 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,291 in the city. 599 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,542 We called ourselves holiday orphans. 600 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:57,333 And then, you know, someone would get adopted out 601 00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:59,333 when they found a new family to spend Christmas with. 602 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,834 Kind of like what happened with you and Valerie? 603 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,583 Her family is great. 604 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,250 Very open. Very loud. 605 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,500 (giggling) 606 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,041 But it was a whirlwind. 607 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,375 You know, catching up with people she wanted to see. 608 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,041 Running errands. 609 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,625 Sometimes I felt like it would have been really nice 610 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:18,291 just to have some quiet time with a cocoa and a fireplace. 611 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:21,875 Did you ever tell her this? 612 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,250 No, I-- 613 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,834 I don't know. 614 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,667 Well, that brings us to our next lesson: 615 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,083 Christmas cards. 616 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,917 They are a great way 617 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,375 to tell the people that you love that you love them. 618 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:41,583 Okay. This one is for Uncle Louie. 619 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,083 That's my mom's brother. 620 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,709 Super nice guy, very funny. Museum curator. 621 00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,166 Perpetually single. 622 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,834 You know, my aunt Joyce never married, 623 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:50,959 my dad's sister. 624 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,834 She teaches history and she volunteers at an antique shop. 625 00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:55,917 Maybe Uncle Lou and Aunt Joyce should get together 626 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,166 and go bowling. 627 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,333 Yes. See, interesting people 628 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:02,333 find interest in each other. 629 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,208 Not everything in The Love Audit is so bad. 630 00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:08,166 Okay. I think this is the last one. 631 00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:09,625 All right. 632 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,500 This was all an elaborate ruse to get me to help you 633 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:13,750 with your Christmas cards, wasn't it? 634 00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:17,000 You found me out. 635 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,375 I will forgive you, 636 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,333 on one condition. 637 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:21,917 Name it. 638 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:32,166 Ted: All right. 639 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:35,375 Nothing cider and cookie can't fix. 640 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,917 All is forgiven. 641 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,583 Wow. It's that easy? 642 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,333 Ah, your book is a little too long. 643 00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:45,250 Okay. I'm curious. How did you become Joanna Moret? 644 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:49,709 Well, I always loved crafting and baking, 645 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:52,500 fixing things. 646 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,709 So, I went to design school, 647 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:55,500 and then I started this tiny little business 648 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,375 out of my living room where I help people 649 00:25:57,458 --> 00:26:00,125 plan parties and family gatherings, 650 00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,000 Christmases. 651 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,500 And I realized people wanted more 652 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:06,458 than just how to string the perfect lights, 653 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:07,875 so I started giving advice 654 00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:10,625 and they kept asking. Then I met Goldie. 655 00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:15,166 The rest is history. Right time, right place. 656 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,834 I am going to open your eyes 657 00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,291 to what it is Valerie wants, 658 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,542 what you want, and how to get it. 659 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:21,375 You'll see. 660 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,000 We used to be so in sync, or so I thought, 661 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,917 and then, ka-pow. 662 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,917 Don't give up on Valerie just yet. 663 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,959 Remember, you have a secret weapon. 664 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:33,250 Me. 665 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,458 Okay. 666 00:26:34,542 --> 00:26:36,166 Mm-hmm. 667 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,041 Ted: That about covers it, huh? 668 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:41,542 I think so. 669 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,667 I had a good time. Thank you. 670 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:48,000 Oh, I should be thanking you. 671 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,500 It's not every day you learn so much about the boyfriend 672 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:50,875 you've supposedly had for years. 673 00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:52,125 Uh, yeah. Makes sense. 674 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:55,458 ♪ O Holy night 675 00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:59,500 ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ 676 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:03,417 ♪ It is the night 677 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,917 ♪ Of our dear saviour's birth ♪ 678 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,709 ♪ Long lay the world 679 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:13,458 ♪ In sin and error pining ♪ 680 00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:15,333 Well, you better get inside 681 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:17,041 before too much of this stuff falls. 682 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,458 I make a pretty mean snowball. 683 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,041 Ooh. I hope to see the day. 684 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,500 Good night, Joanna. 685 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,041 Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. 686 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:26,291 Game time. 687 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,834 Game time. 688 00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:30,625 Oh, okay. Go team. 689 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,750 Good night. 'Night. 690 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:47,542 ♪ 691 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,500 Ted. 692 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,291 Hey. 693 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,875 (sighing) So, you ready? 694 00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:56,458 Yeah. Let's go over the game plan. 695 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:57,959 We play couple. I do business. 696 00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:00,041 I get show. We break up. 697 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,291 When you say it like that, 698 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,542 it makes me wonder how anyone could think 699 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,000 romance is dead. 700 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,458 Ah, right. It's never going to work. 701 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:08,125 I mean, how could I think this could work? 702 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,375 No, no, no. This is going to work 703 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,792 'cause you know how to make it work. 704 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:15,041 The things you do are special, because you're special. 705 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:16,750 You wouldn't be here if you weren't. 706 00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:22,875 You really do have a lot of stuff. 707 00:28:22,959 --> 00:28:24,500 I'm looking for a book. 708 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:26,500 Right now? 709 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,166 Why do you need a book? Shh. 710 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,417 It's a finger-book fortune. 711 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,208 It's a trick my nana taught me. 712 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:33,834 You let the words speak to you. 713 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,000 Hey, this is my fortune. Get your own. 714 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:42,333 Uh-- 715 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:44,875 Ah. 716 00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:46,917 A trick my auto shop teacher taught me. 717 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,875 You took auto shop? 718 00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:51,208 Never. 719 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:54,333 Ooh, very interesting. Very telling. 720 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,166 Care to share? 721 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,041 It's my message. 722 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,500 It's my car manual. 723 00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:01,750 Okay. If you must know 724 00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:03,875 what the fates have in store for me. 725 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,667 "This vehicle may hydroplane 726 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,959 "while driving at high speeds 727 00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:08,291 on a slick or wet road." 728 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:12,125 (scoffing) Perfect. 729 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,250 All right. It's now or never. 730 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,625 Okay. 731 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:18,875 Wow. So, this is what hit TV gets you? 732 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:21,875 Good to know. 733 00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:23,125 You know, I've heard stories 734 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,125 that ringing the doorbell can help. 735 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:26,500 Or if you're really old-school, 736 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,083 you can knock. 737 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,333 I'm thinking. 738 00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:31,583 Oh, I see. You're willing George 739 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:34,291 to throw open the door and whisk us inside. 740 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,500 Joanna, Ted. Come on in out of the cold. Come on in. 741 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,208 You're good. 742 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:40,583 Hi. Hi. Hey, Ted. 743 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:43,834 Wow. This is stunning, 744 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,875 and not decorated at all. 745 00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,667 Mm-hmm. 746 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:52,333 The tree will go right there. 747 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,417 Oh, I'm already getting ideas. I can't wait to get started. 748 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,083 I'm so glad. I have the feeling 749 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,875 this is the start of something wonderful. 750 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:02,792 Man: I couldn't agree more. 751 00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:05,417 George: Please meet my head of development and production, 752 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,709 my son Del. 753 00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:08,959 Joanna Moret, 754 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,875 brilliant and creative love expert, 755 00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:13,417 the pleasure is certainly mine. 756 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,834 It's so nice to meet you. 757 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:20,458 Uh, hi. I'm Ted. 758 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:22,000 Uh, Joanna's boyfriend. 759 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:25,083 Ah. I didn't know who to expect. 760 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:26,875 You've been shrouded in secrecy. 761 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,542 Oh, well-- 762 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,792 So, this, the perfect yet elusive boyfriend, huh? 763 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,709 We've run the figures and the facts. 764 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,917 Joanna Moret is good business. 765 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,166 Loyal fans, solid readership. 766 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,000 We want to turn that into viewership 767 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:41,792 and not only expand your horizons, 768 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:44,208 but shatter them. Jeez. 769 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:45,583 Pardon? 770 00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:47,875 She's-- She's the best. 771 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:50,000 (chuckles nervously) I'm sure. 772 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,250 That sounds truly incredible. 773 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,125 Well, incredible and doable. 774 00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:55,458 Your ad revenues increase year to year, 775 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,125 and your awareness level among prospective viewers 776 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,709 is nothing short of a dream. 777 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:01,375 Hmm. No pressure. 778 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,208 No worries. 779 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:05,125 (giggling) 780 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,542 Sorry. I'm just-- I'm so thrilled 781 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:09,041 that you're interested in me. 782 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:10,417 In my work. 783 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,500 Well, now that Del has nicely laid the groundwork, 784 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,208 what do you say we grab a quick bite? 785 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,709 I'll have your things brought in, taken up, 786 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,417 and we can enjoy ourselves. 787 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,041 That sounds wonderful. 788 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,291 That would be darling, darling. 789 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,250 Great. 790 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,083 Follow me. 791 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:28,291 You know what, Del? 792 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:29,625 Um, could Ted and I have just a moment? 793 00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:30,917 Of course. 794 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,375 The dining room is right through there. 795 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,166 Great. We'll be right there. 796 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,250 Save us a spot. 797 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,917 Okay, what? 798 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,208 What was that for? 799 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,458 What was that for? 800 00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:45,291 What are you doing? What am I doing? 801 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,542 Stop. 802 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,792 Stop answering my questions with a question. 803 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,041 You are going to blow our cover 804 00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,500 and completely derail this. 805 00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:51,750 I don't like 806 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:54,333 how Mr. Three Piece Suit is talking to you. 807 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,291 He's so smarmy. 808 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,625 Robotic. 809 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,458 Or he's an executive 810 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,834 getting to know a potential client. 811 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,417 Oh, Joanna. 812 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,208 You're a producer, right? 813 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:05,834 You have to put people at ease every day 814 00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:07,125 before you put them on TV. 815 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,417 And there's a big difference 816 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,417 between talking to someone with respect 817 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,083 and talking to them like-- 818 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,959 Like-- 819 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,291 Okay, Ted. 820 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:18,166 I appreciate this. I do. But we need this to work. 821 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:21,125 I know, but the way he talks and acts, he's-- 822 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,083 He's so calculated. So perfect. 823 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,750 Is someone jealous? 824 00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:29,291 Jealous? Ha! Shh. 825 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:31,291 Let me point out that I'm your boyfriend. 826 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:33,583 Uh, not really. And he's named after a computer. 827 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:36,917 (laughing) 828 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,166 Okay, okay. 829 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,625 All right. We need to pull it together. 830 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:41,875 Pull it together. 831 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,458 Let's get back out there before they think 832 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:44,834 that anything is going on. 833 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:46,125 Just let me get started on the gala, 834 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,375 and then we will start on 835 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,041 your and Valerie's romance number two. 836 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:52,500 Okay, fine, but I don't like the way he's talking to you. 837 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,333 What have I gotten us into? 838 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:56,041 Yeah. What have you gotten us into? 839 00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:57,250 Stop answering my questions 840 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,375 with a question. Okay. 841 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,500 George: Well, Del was quite a handful, 842 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:06,709 especially at Christmas, 843 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,667 and don't let him tell you otherwise. 844 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:09,917 I plead the fifth, 845 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,083 and I kind of ask my father to as well. 846 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,667 Well, in all fairness, he did find an outlet for his energies 847 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:15,917 with the company. 848 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,375 Well, you produce some wonderful content. 849 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,041 It's really impressive. 850 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,625 Thank you. Well, thank Del. He worked hard. 851 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,125 Although I do believe there are times 852 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,208 when he prefers his development reports 853 00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:25,792 to people. 854 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,041 You always know where you stand with facts and figures. 855 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,959 I'm a big fan of to-do lists. 856 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,208 Yeah, but it's fun 857 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,458 putting the show together, too, you know? 858 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:32,709 Wrangling the elements. 859 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:33,917 Being part of the little moments 860 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,291 that you don't expect. 861 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,667 Right? 862 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,291 Pumpkin? 863 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:43,166 You know, I'm a big fan of to-do lists, too. 864 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,291 Yeah, and that reminds me. 865 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:47,041 Let's talk gala. 866 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,917 Ah. Down to business. 867 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,333 I would love to get started as soon as possible. 868 00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:52,792 I have to admit 869 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,333 given the grandeur of the event, 870 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:56,000 I was a bit surprised to see 871 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,083 the house wasn't decorated at all. 872 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,417 Not even a tree. 873 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,709 My mother took care of the interior. 874 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:05,000 Mrs. MacAllen passed away early in the year, 875 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:07,125 just after the holidays. 876 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,667 It wasn't the holidays until you heard her voice echoing, 877 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,458 "More garland. Brighter lights. Bigger ornaments." 878 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:16,417 I'm so sorry for your loss. 879 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,958 Our sympathies, truly. 880 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,500 Thank you. We appreciate that. 881 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,750 And, my dear, 882 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:25,125 she was quite the fan of yours. 883 00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,750 In fact, your being here is just as much 884 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,583 of a request of ours 885 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,750 as it would be a wish fulfilled for her. 886 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,958 Wow. I don't know what to say. Thank you. 887 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,458 Well, if you'd like to get started, 888 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,708 no time like the present. 889 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:39,875 Follow me. 890 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,166 Del: So, here it is. 891 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,208 Oh. 892 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:50,958 Ted, stand corrected again. The North Pole relocated here. 893 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:52,250 Uh, yeah. 894 00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:54,166 Oh, my gosh. 895 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,291 I can't believe how much stuff is in here. 896 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,750 Oh, and it's all so beautiful. 897 00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:00,000 Is some of this vintage? 898 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,250 Yeah. 899 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,709 My mother used to believe in 900 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:03,959 adding to her collection 901 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:05,959 without ever taking away. 902 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,458 You know, she used to say, 903 00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:09,083 "The Christmas of the past"-- 904 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:12,000 Both: "Is its own Christmas present." 905 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:14,291 That's from my first book. 906 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:16,083 I'm so flattered she found 907 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,792 anything I said helpful. 908 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,834 Well, I'll leave you to it. 909 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:24,041 Great. Thanks, Del. 910 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,500 No. Why don't you stay? 911 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:28,125 It would be much faster with you as our guide. 912 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,041 Of course. Efficiency is key. 913 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:35,291 Yeah. Uh, why don't we just take everything we can down? 914 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:37,291 Del, perhaps we can stage things in the main hall? 915 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:38,834 I think that'll be fine. 916 00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:42,208 All right. Well, we better get nut-cracking. 917 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:45,333 Get it? Nut-crack? 918 00:35:45,417 --> 00:35:47,291 Okay. After you. 919 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,667 Hey. You all right? 920 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,542 Yeah. I'm just-- 921 00:35:57,625 --> 00:36:00,000 I mean, there's so much history here. 922 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:01,542 These are all of their memories. 923 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:05,625 You know what? I'm better than fine. 924 00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:07,917 I think I just figured out my theme. 925 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,250 First Christmas, forever memories. 926 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,333 I'll leave you to it. 927 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,959 Woman: Where is he? 928 00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:26,375 Valerie? 929 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:29,917 Um, not here. 930 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,834 Cameron, 931 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,875 I got you this job. You owe me. 932 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,166 Joanna Moret asked him out, and he must have said yes 933 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,208 'cause he took a few days off to spend time with her, 934 00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:39,625 and went to MacAllen's mansion to help her on a project. 935 00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:41,667 Did he, now? 936 00:36:47,959 --> 00:36:51,041 (exhaling sharply) 937 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,291 The last of it here. 938 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,667 Whew. 939 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:04,959 Lot of stuff. 940 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,208 Yeah. My mother ran the decorating staff 941 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,500 like a well-oiled machine. 942 00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:10,333 They'll of course be at your complete disposal. 943 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:12,041 This event was really 944 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,333 as much my mother's as my father's. 945 00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:16,125 I won't let you down. 946 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,750 I don't doubt it. 947 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,041 Del. Ted. 948 00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:28,291 (exhaling) No pressure. 949 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:32,083 Hey. You can do this, 'cause you know how to do this. 950 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:36,041 Making moments and memories. Besides, 951 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,083 it's never just business when people are involved. 952 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:43,417 Are you reading my book? 953 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,125 Okay. I'm going to leave you and your notebook 954 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:48,500 to work up some Christmas magic. 955 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:49,792 Good night, Joanna. 956 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,542 Good night. 957 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,000 Hmm. 958 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:11,375 ♪ 'Tis the season you can feel it in the air ♪ 959 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,291 ♪ There is a reason 960 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:17,041 ♪ It's a time beyond compare 961 00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:21,792 ♪ Presents all around the tree ♪ 962 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:25,208 ♪ But that's not all I see 963 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:32,166 ♪ Warm by the fireside 964 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:35,625 ♪ A picture-perfect holiday night ♪ 965 00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:40,667 ♪ The falling snow 966 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,333 ♪ And mistletoe 967 00:38:43,417 --> 00:38:46,375 ♪ The magic of Christmas 968 00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:50,875 ♪ Lights on the tree 969 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,250 (thudding) 970 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,208 (thudding) 971 00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,709 Valerie? 972 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:20,959 Just when were you going to tell me? 973 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,333 Tell you what? 974 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,083 The secret to your grandmother's rice pudding. 975 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,000 That you've been dating Joanna Moret. 976 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,583 No, Val. It's not-- 977 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,417 Don't you "Val" me. 978 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,083 Okay. Valerie, it's not what you think. 979 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,834 What are you even doing here? 980 00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:35,083 You broke up with me. 981 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,250 Uh, no. No. I stepped back. 982 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,709 Let me quote: 983 00:39:38,792 --> 00:39:40,834 "It's over. We're through. I'm breaking up with you." 984 00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:42,208 I needed space. 985 00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,500 So, you said all that 'cause you needed space? 986 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,750 What, all of it? 987 00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:48,000 Yes. Probably when you crowded our relationship 988 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,375 with another woman! Would you st-- Ow! Man. Stop that. 989 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:51,625 Don't tell me what to do. 990 00:39:51,709 --> 00:39:53,625 What are you doing? 991 00:39:53,709 --> 00:39:55,208 What are you doing? Where are you going? 992 00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:57,333 To give a little advice of my own. 993 00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:59,959 I bet she never saw this coming in her Love Gestures. 994 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,834 Wait. Would you-- Valerie! 995 00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:05,417 No, no, no. Valerie, can you-- 996 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,667 So. Where is she? 997 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,333 Ted: Let me explain. 998 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:09,542 Ah, believe me, by all means, 999 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,250 I can't wait to hear it. 1000 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,709 Look, I was gonna tell you earlier, 1001 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,125 but everything happened so fast. 1002 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:15,917 These things usually do. 1003 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,709 Ted: Keep your voice down, please! 1004 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:20,709 Okay, what is going on down here? 1005 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:22,083 Ted: George! Dell. 1006 00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:23,458 Joanna. 1007 00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:24,625 Ted. 1008 00:40:24,709 --> 00:40:26,583 Valerie. Oh. 1009 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,709 Well, now that we've established names, 1010 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,291 can anyone please tell me who this woman is 1011 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,083 and why is she in my foyer? 1012 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,917 Of course, Mr. MacAllen. 1013 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,542 This is, uh, you know, um... 1014 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,875 My... assistant. 1015 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:42,125 She is? Yep. 1016 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,667 Ted: She is! 1017 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,834 (chuckling nervously) Now, this is a funny story. 1018 00:40:45,917 --> 00:40:47,250 Valerie was trying to reach Joanna 1019 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,208 to get some things signed for Goldie. 1020 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,417 That's my agent, as you know. 1021 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,166 Her agent, yes. 1022 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,458 But the cell reception was not working very well 1023 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:56,333 and she couldn't get a hold of her, 1024 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,291 so she took it upon herself to drive all the way down here. 1025 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,041 She's such a go-getter. Such an angel. 1026 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,959 But she got lost 1027 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,625 and that's why it's so late, and we're so sorry. 1028 00:41:03,709 --> 00:41:05,041 Yeah. But here she is, right? 1029 00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,625 Isn't that right, Valarie? Ted: You made it. 1030 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,375 Yes. 1031 00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:15,667 So... We're so sorry about the late night intrusion. 1032 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:17,083 Slight change of plans. 1033 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:19,125 As long as things are all sorted out. 1034 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,208 Mm-hmm. 1035 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:24,875 In that case, I will bid you goodnight... again. 1036 00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:26,208 Good night. 1037 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:27,834 Night. Okay, well, it's all settled then. 1038 00:41:27,917 --> 00:41:29,750 Yeah. Well, we should get those papers signed. 1039 00:41:29,834 --> 00:41:31,667 I'm sure Goldie wants them ASAP. 1040 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,834 Ted: She's been waiting. 1041 00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:35,375 And we'll get you back to the city... 1042 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:36,458 On the road again. ...as soon as humanly possible. 1043 00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:38,125 Nonsense. 1044 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,083 There's already a bedroom made up next to Joanna's. 1045 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,959 Stay the night. It'll be safer than driving home in that snow. 1046 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,709 Thank you. Well, you-- 1047 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:46,291 Valerie: How kind of you. 1048 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:48,417 Okay, Valerie, 1049 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,041 I will show you to your quarters. 1050 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:53,083 Follow me. Dell. 1051 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,291 (whispering:) Come on, come on. 1052 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,375 We need to talk. 1053 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:04,709 First of all, Valerie, it's very nice to meet you. 1054 00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:07,625 I promise you, none of this is what it looks like. 1055 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,333 That's exactly what he said. 1056 00:42:09,417 --> 00:42:10,792 Because it's true. 1057 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,667 Ted, could I handle this? I'm just-- 1058 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:14,959 Actually, if you could step outside 1059 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:17,500 for just a minute, that'd be great. 1060 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:21,208 (sighing) 1061 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:23,250 (sighing) 1062 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,083 Okay, here's what's really going on. 1063 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,917 (sighing) 1064 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,208 Joanna: When I met Ted at the... 1065 00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:34,750 It was Ted's idea. 1066 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,208 Valerie: Are you serious? Joanna: I'm serious. 1067 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:38,417 Okay, just let me say my piece. 1068 00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:45,709 Thank you so much. 1069 00:42:45,792 --> 00:42:50,250 I can't believe you went out with another woman just for me. 1070 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,667 It's so... 1071 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:52,792 Insane. 1072 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:54,709 ...romantic! 1073 00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:57,166 And the fact that you, Joanna Moret, 1074 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:59,834 would bother to take an interest in Ted... 1075 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:01,792 I'm right here. ...and me, 1076 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,667 to try to help? 1077 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,792 Oh. Oh. What can I say? 1078 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:09,792 I think this is a good stopping point. 1079 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:15,875 Oh, hi. If you could just set those right there. 1080 00:43:15,959 --> 00:43:19,125 Perfect. Thank you. Morning. 1081 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,709 Good morning. 1082 00:43:20,792 --> 00:43:23,709 This is one of my favourite Christmas memories. 1083 00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:26,125 There's nothing more Christmas than baking cookies. 1084 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,917 I used to love watching my mother bake with the staff. 1085 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,458 You know, I'd always steal one, thinking she didn't see 1086 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,542 and she would let me, pretending she didn't see. 1087 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:38,041 Well, if you steal one of mine, I will see you. 1088 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:41,083 (chuckling) I'm kidding. 1089 00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,709 You know, we do have people to do this. 1090 00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:46,458 Oh, I know, and you're staff has been so helpful-- 1091 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:48,625 helping me decorate inside and out. 1092 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:51,417 But, you know, some things you just want to do yourself. 1093 00:43:52,959 --> 00:43:54,208 Want to try? 1094 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,458 Uh, I don't know. 1095 00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:56,542 Don't fight it. 1096 00:43:56,625 --> 00:43:58,208 This is new territory for me. 1097 00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,667 Me and a cookie-cutter could be dangerous. 1098 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:02,166 I have fait in you. 1099 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,625 And besides, I made another batch just in case. 1100 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:07,083 So, it helps if you think you're not just making a cookie. 1101 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,625 You know, you're making a memory. 1102 00:44:09,709 --> 00:44:13,208 It's okay to have a little fun while you're doing it. 1103 00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:14,500 (chuckling) 1104 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:15,750 All right. 1105 00:44:15,834 --> 00:44:17,458 Nice. 1106 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,041 Good morning. Joanna: Morning. Hi. 1107 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,875 Aww, poor reindeer. Did he fall off the roof? 1108 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:25,709 Yeah, I guess I'm a little better at banking than baking. 1109 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:27,750 Well, I think it's great. 1110 00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:30,250 And by the way, I wanted to tell you 1111 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,709 the music is set, the menu is confirmed, 1112 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,250 they're shipping the placards, 1113 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,834 and I have one more little surprise for you guys. 1114 00:44:35,917 --> 00:44:37,709 When did you do all that? 1115 00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:40,250 Oh, efficiency is key, remember? 1116 00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,709 Good morning. 1117 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,500 Val, you're here. 1118 00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:46,041 Shouldn't you be hitting the road? 1119 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,834 Valerie: It can wait. 1120 00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:49,792 But you didn't bring any of your stuff, so... 1121 00:44:49,875 --> 00:44:51,166 Right, that's... 1122 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,750 I had a bag packed 1123 00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:54,458 with some things from my last trip. 1124 00:44:54,542 --> 00:44:58,291 I'm a wiz at adjusting to new and surprising situations. 1125 00:44:58,375 --> 00:45:00,750 Besides, Joanna doesn't mind 1126 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:03,458 her awesome number one assistant helping out. 1127 00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:04,709 Isn't that, right? 1128 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,291 How could I say no? 1129 00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,458 All right, well, I'm just gonna finish up here. 1130 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:12,291 I gotta get these in the oven, prep some pies, 1131 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,750 and then, we'll get on the tree cutting. 1132 00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:15,875 All: Tree cutting? 1133 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,667 Well, call me old fashioned, 1134 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,291 but that's usually how you get one from out there in here. 1135 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:23,458 Oh, and with the gorgeous smell of fresh pine... 1136 00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:26,583 You can buy that, you know. Trees, too. 1137 00:45:26,667 --> 00:45:28,583 Val, sometimes it's nice 1138 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:30,500 to do things the old-fashioned way. 1139 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,208 It is? 1140 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,917 You know, we have people to take care of the tree as well. 1141 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,542 Oh, I know. I'm one of them. 1142 00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:50,208 (sighing) 1143 00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:56,166 Ahh! 1144 00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:58,959 What are you doing in my closet? 1145 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,792 You mean our closet. 1146 00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:03,917 My room's just right over there, roomie. 1147 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,709 Isn't this the coolest thing ever? 1148 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,291 It's... something. 1149 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:10,875 I'm just gonna go get a handle on the tree. 1150 00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:13,959 Oh, I'm coming with you. We all are, I think. 1151 00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:18,000 Great. 1152 00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:20,875 I can't believe you've never really explored your property. 1153 00:46:20,959 --> 00:46:22,417 I can't get enough of it. 1154 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,792 How 'bout that one? 1155 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,709 Uh, too small. 1156 00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:28,583 I've probably seen more of your house than you have. 1157 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:30,166 And in record time. 1158 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:32,542 Just as far back as I can remember, I felt busy. 1159 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:35,583 You know, most kids play tag and I played TV producer. 1160 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:37,792 My dad to thank for that. 1161 00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:41,125 But it all worked out in the end. 1162 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,792 This one right here. 1163 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:46,959 Ah. Ooh. Too wide? Sorry. 1164 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:50,667 I want you know, I've really been enjoying my time here. 1165 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:53,083 Things are moving more quickly than I ever could have hoped. 1166 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,750 I don't know, maybe it's a Christmas miracle. 1167 00:46:55,834 --> 00:46:57,750 I don't know. I've seen you with your lists 1168 00:46:57,834 --> 00:47:00,041 and notebook and schedules, 1169 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,792 making sure there's a place for everything 1170 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:05,709 and everything in its place. I like that in a partner... 1171 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:09,750 in someone I'm working with. What is it? 1172 00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:13,208 "Complimenting your partner is, in itself, a big compliment." 1173 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:17,041 Mm-hmm. Chapter four. Kissing up, huh? 1174 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,834 You got it. 1175 00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:20,667 They're having a good time. 1176 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,792 He's probably talking to her about spreadsheets. 1177 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,417 At least he's talking to her. 1178 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,083 Talking was never our problem. 1179 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,250 It was me saying the wrong thing. 1180 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,458 (sighing) Joanna says that-- 1181 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:31,625 Val... 1182 00:47:31,709 --> 00:47:33,834 Valerie, look, 1183 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:36,500 sometimes I wonder if maybe that wasn't our problem-- 1184 00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:37,959 "Joanna says." 1185 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:40,792 Maybe I needed to know what you were thinking, 1186 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,458 what you wanted. 1187 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:44,917 Just because I was following advice from someone else 1188 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,917 doesn't mean it wasn't what I was feeling. 1189 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,709 Whether Joanna says or Valerie thinks, it's still me. 1190 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:54,792 Valerie... 1191 00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:02,250 (sighing) 1192 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:06,667 Dell, it's important to know that you're not-- 1193 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:10,291 we're not just getting a tree. I mean, that's, 1194 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:11,709 you know, branches and needles. 1195 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,291 (sighing) 1196 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:15,834 So, what are we getting? 1197 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:20,375 Um, it's a symbol, a greeting. 1198 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,583 A Christmas should, 1199 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:25,583 you know, remind people of their childhood, 1200 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,667 of cherished memories. 1201 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,792 It should reflect the spirit of Christmas, 1202 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:33,375 of love and family and friends, 1203 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:38,250 those still with us and those who have gone. 1204 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:44,458 There. There it is. 1205 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,333 (sighing contentedly) There it is. 1206 00:49:07,083 --> 00:49:10,208 This'll certainly make a statement. 1207 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:14,083 It's not even decorated yet. 1208 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:18,041 That's the best part-- it'll only get more beautiful. 1209 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:22,250 Well, things are already looking beautiful. 1210 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,875 You made that, didn't you? 1211 00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:36,917 How could you tell? 1212 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,625 I know that look. 1213 00:49:40,709 --> 00:49:43,291 Come here. Bring those. 1214 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:46,000 You know, I think that ornament should go... 1215 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,208 right here, front and centre, right? 1216 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:50,208 Yeah. You think so? 1217 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,709 Yeah. 1218 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:54,917 You know, Joanna, 1219 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,792 you have such an interesting way of looking at things. 1220 00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:59,375 You know, that's why I wanted you. 1221 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:04,333 The show. 1222 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:08,250 You've opened my eyes to so many more possibilities. 1223 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:13,458 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. 1224 00:50:13,542 --> 00:50:15,875 Oh, George. Hello. Dad. 1225 00:50:15,959 --> 00:50:18,583 I just thought I'd pop in and see how things are going. 1226 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:21,625 I think tomorrow, you'll really see a transformation. 1227 00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:22,875 I want you to know I'm especially 1228 00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:24,333 looking forward to the tree. 1229 00:50:24,417 --> 00:50:26,834 It was one of my wife's greatest achievements, 1230 00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:29,333 and considering she followed your lead for many years, 1231 00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:31,333 I'm sure it's in great hands. 1232 00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:32,875 I think so. 1233 00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:36,625 I wouldn't make you any promises I couldn't keep. 1234 00:50:36,709 --> 00:50:38,041 Right. Well, goodnight. 1235 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:39,792 Joanna: Goodnight. 1236 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:45,208 Well, I'd better get back to my work 1237 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:46,667 and I'll leave you to yours. 1238 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,208 Okay. 1239 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:09,208 ♪ 1240 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,750 (knocking) 1241 00:51:15,834 --> 00:51:16,875 Hi. 1242 00:51:16,959 --> 00:51:19,250 Come in, come in, please. 1243 00:51:19,333 --> 00:51:21,667 Welcome to your first session. 1244 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,792 It's a little unorthodox, 1245 00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:27,458 but please, have a seat. 1246 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:29,917 (sighing) Good morning. 1247 00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:34,417 Okay, uh, well, 1248 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,542 today, I want to work on some core concepts-- 1249 00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:40,166 respect, love, understanding and passion. 1250 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:43,125 It's important to talk to your partner about these concepts. 1251 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,500 But since your communication 1252 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:47,458 hasn't been great up to this point, 1253 00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:49,542 instead of saying them to each other, 1254 00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:52,500 you'll be saying them to me, 1255 00:51:52,583 --> 00:51:55,792 as if I was your partner. 1256 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,959 I find that sometimes the things you can't say to someone's face 1257 00:51:58,041 --> 00:52:00,500 are usually the most honest. 1258 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,959 So, Valerie, you're up first. 1259 00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:07,667 And Ted, if could just look away, turn. 1260 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,417 Thank you. 1261 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,709 Valerie. Ted. 1262 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:13,458 Now, tell me how you're feeling 1263 00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:16,709 and remember, respect, love, understanding and passion. 1264 00:52:16,792 --> 00:52:20,250 All right, fine. 1265 00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:23,250 Ted, sometimes, 1266 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,625 I wish you would respect the fact 1267 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,917 that all I'm asking you to do 1268 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,125 is try a little bit harder to take things more seriously. 1269 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,542 And passion? 1270 00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:36,625 I guess love, the love gestures more. 1271 00:52:36,709 --> 00:52:38,917 That napkin was a nice touch. 1272 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,208 You could do that more often. 1273 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:42,709 And that's it. 1274 00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:46,083 Good. Okay. 1275 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:50,250 (sighing) Your turn, honey. 1276 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,792 Okay, Ted, you're up. 1277 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:56,250 Tell me how it is you're feeling. 1278 00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,291 (sighing) 1279 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,291 I just... (sighing) 1280 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:05,125 I want you to look at me and see who I am... inside. 1281 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:07,125 I'm not perfect. 1282 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:10,917 If I've learned anything, 1283 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,333 it's that life is not one big, solid picture. 1284 00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:15,875 It's a series of moments, 1285 00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:18,667 you know, incredible little slices of silly and serious 1286 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:21,750 that... affect you in ways 1287 00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:23,250 that sometimes you don't even understand, 1288 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,834 and that's okay. 1289 00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:31,333 I just want you to love those moments with me. 1290 00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:36,500 No matter how big or small. 1291 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:38,667 I want to make you happy, 1292 00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:40,583 especially when you're not. 1293 00:53:40,667 --> 00:53:42,625 And I want you to know that my shoulders are strong enough 1294 00:53:42,709 --> 00:53:46,709 to carry your laughter and your tears. 1295 00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:48,792 That when you come to a crossroads, 1296 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:52,083 I'm gonna be there to help guide you. 1297 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:58,041 And that everything I do will shine a light on how, 1298 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,542 even in the harshest of winters, 1299 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:03,083 you are my infinite summer. 1300 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:10,000 I may not always succeed, but I will always try, 1301 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:13,709 even if I am... 1302 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:17,000 (sighing) ...perfectly imperfect. 1303 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:20,917 (exhaling sharply, stammering) 1304 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:25,542 Great work, uh, both of you. 1305 00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:28,375 Sweetie, you'll get there. 1306 00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:33,583 You just have to really work the system. 1307 00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:34,959 We're doing the tree today, right? 1308 00:54:35,041 --> 00:54:36,291 Mm-hmm. 1309 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,208 (sighing) 1310 00:54:39,291 --> 00:54:40,834 (stammering) 1311 00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:42,834 You know, I should-- I should head downstairs. 1312 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:46,417 There's a lot going on today. It's a like overwhelming. 1313 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,750 (sighing) 1314 00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:02,208 Hi. Hello. 1315 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:04,125 Hey. If you could just take those into the kitchen, please. 1316 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,792 Thank you. Right on the corner there. 1317 00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:07,041 Same for this one? 1318 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,667 Oh, great. Thank you. 1319 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:22,041 ♪ 1320 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:30,125 Valerie: That looks great. 1321 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,417 How about one over there? 1322 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:40,083 That's perfect. 1323 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:47,041 'Cause I know we can make it work. 1324 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,750 We just have to really focus on cover and be a team. 1325 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,375 Ted: I know. 1326 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:52,709 Valerie: We've always made it work in the past. 1327 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:54,041 Ted: Okay. 1328 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,959 Valerie: I know we can figure this out. 1329 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:58,417 Ted: Yeah, I'll think about it. 1330 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:02,792 (knocking) 1331 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,000 Come in. 1332 00:56:07,709 --> 00:56:09,458 Hi. 1333 00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:11,208 Hi. 1334 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,250 (sighing) I'm kind of at a loss for words. 1335 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,000 For the first time, 1336 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,250 I feel like I don't have control over every aspect of my life 1337 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,166 and it's really freaking me out. 1338 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,792 Now, is that such a bad thing? 1339 00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:33,000 Not knowing exactly how everything's going to turn out? 1340 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:39,208 Ted, the things you said today to Valerie... 1341 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:42,458 to me, 1342 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:46,625 they really excited me, but they also really scare me 1343 00:56:46,709 --> 00:56:48,291 because I don't know what the future looks like. 1344 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,291 I think we need to break up and end this charade. 1345 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:51,625 What? 1346 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,875 This whole thing's becoming a disaster. 1347 00:56:54,959 --> 00:56:57,625 The illusion was supposed to be fun and easy, 1348 00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:59,917 manageable at least, but... (sighing) 1349 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,917 ...you can't control feelings. 1350 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,625 That's the illusion. 1351 00:57:04,709 --> 00:57:06,417 I'm not an expert and I figured that out. 1352 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,333 You wrote a book about it and you still haven't. 1353 00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:12,166 You had this grand plan, but as you say, 1354 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:15,208 "You don't make plans to break them, you make them to be them." 1355 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:18,333 I'm not sure I know what that means, but I do know 1356 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,542 I can't pretend to be the perfect boyfriend for you 1357 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:23,375 if I'm trying to be the perfect boyfriend for Valerie. 1358 00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:25,959 Ted... 1359 00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,709 is this really what you want? 1360 00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:33,083 Don't you see? You're-- you're on the cusp of your dotted line. 1361 00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:35,417 You're gonna get your show. 1362 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,834 You're gonna do amazing things. 1363 00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:39,667 Ted, I feel-- 1364 00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:42,250 I've seen how Dell looks at you. 1365 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,166 I told you about it the moment he saw you. 1366 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:46,375 And seeing you two together-- 1367 00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:48,542 you with your philosophies and lists, 1368 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:52,417 him with his spreadsheets and savvy and suits-- 1369 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:57,166 it's a match made in... if not heaven, on paper, 1370 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:59,250 and it's more real than anything 1371 00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:02,083 you told me I was pretending to be for you. 1372 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:05,333 But it's fine, you know? You're free now to pursue Dell. 1373 00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:07,709 Valerie and I will continue to work on 1374 00:58:07,792 --> 00:58:09,709 whatever it is we're working on. 1375 00:58:09,792 --> 00:58:12,458 George will be thrilled as he ever was. 1376 00:58:14,041 --> 00:58:17,834 Joanna, you deserve the perfect boyfriend, 1377 00:58:17,917 --> 00:58:20,500 someone who thinks like you, 1378 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,250 someone who wants success like you. 1379 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:25,667 You can have that. 1380 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,542 It's real and it's waiting for you right outside. 1381 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,083 It's a win-win. 1382 00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:34,125 Well, it sounds like you have it all figured out. 1383 00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:36,667 I learned from the best. 1384 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:48,542 (door closing) 1385 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,333 (exhaling sharply) 1386 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,917 (people chattering in distance) 1387 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,458 (sighing) 1388 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,166 Joanna: Ooh, it is cold today! 1389 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:10,041 Yeah. After you. 1390 00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:11,333 Thank you. 1391 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,917 You all in? 1392 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,458 Yep. That's it. 1393 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,542 Hey, what do you say we get out of here for a little while? 1394 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,959 Dell: So, it's certainly been an interesting few days. 1395 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:26,208 Joanna: In What way? 1396 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:28,792 Well, you came to organize our Christmas event, 1397 00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:31,041 something we weren't sure could even be done, 1398 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:34,125 and somehow we ended up baking cookies 1399 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:38,000 and talking about our past and getting to know one another. 1400 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,417 I've been busy, haven't I? 1401 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,417 I'd say the topper, though, 1402 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,291 is probably your unorthodox assistant 1403 00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:48,125 showing up late one night, unannounced. 1404 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,333 That was the topper. 1405 00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:51,834 There's something about her, though. 1406 00:59:51,917 --> 00:59:55,417 I can't put my finger on it. 1407 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:59,667 In any case, it definitely hasn't been business as usual. 1408 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:03,083 Look, Dell, uh, 1409 01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:06,041 there's something that I should mention 1410 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:08,000 that you should know. 1411 01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:11,875 Uh, Ted and I aren't actually... 1412 01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:16,792 We're not... Things aren't going well. 1413 01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:19,792 Is that so? 1414 01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,417 Yeah, yeah. I... 1415 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,625 I really don't want to get into the details of it, 1416 01:00:23,709 --> 01:00:26,041 but I want you and your father to know that, 1417 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:27,709 no matter what happens between him and I, 1418 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,417 it will, in no way, affect my ability 1419 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,333 to produce the work with every ounce of creativity 1420 01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,417 and professionalism that you are expecting of me. 1421 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,000 I don't doubt it. 1422 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:39,166 Joanna, you are your work and your work is you. 1423 01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:42,875 In a really short time, I've gotten to know you through it. 1424 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,542 Sorry, what is it? 1425 01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:49,208 "Evaluate, designate and concentrate?" 1426 01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,417 Yeah. 1427 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,208 If I'm honest, 1428 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:53,792 I don't see Ted as being the kind of guy 1429 01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:55,333 that can follow those rules. 1430 01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:57,291 I mean, how many points is he really scoring 1431 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:59,083 doing the things you need? 1432 01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,333 You know, is he able to put into practice any of your tactics? 1433 01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:04,208 Gosh, you make it sound like I wrote a military handbook. 1434 01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:05,375 (chuckling) 1435 01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:07,417 Yeah, whatever works, right? 1436 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,166 You know, get people to step in line. 1437 01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:24,291 That's a-- that's a lot of books. 1438 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:26,500 We have a long road ahead of us, Ted. 1439 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:30,625 If we ever want to get back to that perfect place were in, 1440 01:01:30,709 --> 01:01:34,542 you're gonna have to work at it. But I'm here to help. 1441 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,917 Oh. 1442 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,875 The Business of Love. That's perfect. 1443 01:01:39,959 --> 01:01:41,834 I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I? 1444 01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:44,041 (sighing) It's more than reading. 1445 01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:47,583 I'm not ruling out seminars or therapy. 1446 01:01:47,667 --> 01:01:49,291 Have you ever tried hypnosis? 1447 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,083 You're not listening. 1448 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,166 You're right. 1449 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,250 I am? 1450 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:59,875 You can't even put your socks on in the dark. 1451 01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:02,083 How are you gonna hypnotize yourself? 1452 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:06,041 No. 1453 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:07,291 Honey, I've seen it. 1454 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,875 One blue, one brown-- not a good look. 1455 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:13,250 I mean, no to listening to people who don't even know me 1456 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:14,875 telling me how and when to feel. 1457 01:02:14,959 --> 01:02:16,625 Also, that we can get back to... 1458 01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:18,208 (sighing) 1459 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:19,709 ...something that was not only never perfect, 1460 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:21,291 it probably never existed. 1461 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,291 What are you saying, Ted? 1462 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:25,917 Val, I think you know. 1463 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,959 Don't "Val" me. 1464 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:31,333 Okay. Valerie, if we're gonna do this, if we're meant to be, 1465 01:02:31,417 --> 01:02:33,875 then we have to find our way back there by ourselves, 1466 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:38,375 without The Business Of Love 1467 01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:40,083 and without The Love Audit. 1468 01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:43,542 (sighing) 1469 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,583 Joanna. 1470 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,583 Come on and join me. 1471 01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:56,709 Sure. 1472 01:02:56,792 --> 01:02:59,875 Hi. 1473 01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:03,583 I want you to know-- and I would never say this lightly-- 1474 01:03:03,667 --> 01:03:07,375 the house has never looked better in such a short time. 1475 01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:11,792 Mrs. MacAllen would be proud and so should you. 1476 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:15,417 That-- that means the world to me. 1477 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,375 I just-- I want this event to be perfect, 1478 01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:20,166 no matter what. 1479 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,000 No matter what? 1480 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:26,166 That signals to me something might be the matter. 1481 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,875 Ted's a good man. 1482 01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:29,125 I like his energy. 1483 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:31,333 I like what he's doing in his career. 1484 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:32,834 He's a man on the way up 1485 01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:34,458 and I think I may even be able to help lift him. 1486 01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:38,333 Oh, my gosh, that would mean more to him than you know. 1487 01:03:38,417 --> 01:03:41,000 Okay, then, I'll make sure that I tell him myself. 1488 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:43,792 Now, that aside I don't think I'm too far off by saying 1489 01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,417 you two have hit a rough patch. 1490 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,417 Yeah. 1491 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,792 Actually, you and Ted remind me a lot of Mrs. MacAllen and I. 1492 01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:55,875 And I-- 1493 01:03:55,959 --> 01:03:58,875 I don't want to get myself in hot water here, 1494 01:03:58,959 --> 01:04:02,083 saying this to an expert such as yourself, 1495 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:04,125 but having spent more time around the sun 1496 01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:06,166 than I'd like to admit, 1497 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:10,000 sometimes love doesn't have hard and fast rules. 1498 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,917 All we needed was each other, 1499 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,083 a hand to hold and a heart to love 1500 01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:17,834 to tell us what we already knew and what we felt, 1501 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:20,041 what I believe you feel for Ted 1502 01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,500 and what Ted feels for you 1503 01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:26,750 because love, my dear, will always be a gamble. 1504 01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:29,709 What if you take that chance and you lose? 1505 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,375 How can I not look at this relationship 1506 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,875 through the lens of my own advice? 1507 01:04:36,959 --> 01:04:40,041 Things that I'm telling everyone else they should be doing, 1508 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:44,250 shouldn't I be doing them, too? 1509 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,709 And with Ted, he's-- 1510 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:50,625 he's always joking around and I'm serious. 1511 01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:52,625 He's always dressed for the mall 1512 01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:56,792 and I'm, you know, dressed in a power suit. 1513 01:04:56,875 --> 01:04:59,083 He's always thinking about 1514 01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:01,542 what's happening right then in the moment 1515 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:05,875 and I'm-- you know, I'm always thinking about the future. 1516 01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:09,375 How in the world is that ever going to work? 1517 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:13,583 I know who I am and what I want 1518 01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:16,625 or... I thought I did. 1519 01:05:16,709 --> 01:05:18,750 (sighing) 1520 01:05:18,834 --> 01:05:20,750 How can I start something new at this point 1521 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,375 that everyone else is going to think is a lie? 1522 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:24,875 Happiness is never a lie, 1523 01:05:24,959 --> 01:05:27,417 not to yourself or others. 1524 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,375 Now, you asked a question, "What happens if you take a chance 1525 01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:32,208 "on love and you lose?" 1526 01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:34,208 I think that's the wrong question for you. 1527 01:05:34,291 --> 01:05:36,750 I think the one you should ask instead is, 1528 01:05:36,834 --> 01:05:39,458 "What happens if I never take a chance on love at all?" 1529 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:57,542 Oh, Valerie, hi. 1530 01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:59,083 Are you looking for Ted? 1531 01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:03,333 Yeah. I, um, just needed to tell him something. 1532 01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:06,875 I was going to get a snack. It's been kind of a strange day. 1533 01:06:06,959 --> 01:06:09,500 Yeah, that's an understatement. 1534 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:13,291 Look, Valerie, 1535 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:14,834 I-I hope you know I never meant to do anything 1536 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:16,417 to hurt you or Ted. 1537 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,500 I know. As you say, 1538 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:24,291 "Good intentions are not safe from complex execution." 1539 01:06:25,542 --> 01:06:27,667 I think he's leaving 1540 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,959 and I think I'm okay with that. 1541 01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,500 I don't know. I think... 1542 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:38,041 I think I've been doing too much thinking, to tell you the truth. 1543 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:40,208 You spend so much time with someone, 1544 01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:42,417 looking for them to be what you want, 1545 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,208 instead of enjoying who they are. 1546 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,583 Believe me, I know. 1547 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:50,250 Do you also believe in, I guess, 1548 01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:54,208 like at first sight with someone you don't really know? 1549 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:58,709 Is that crazy? Is it wrong? 1550 01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:01,250 I think it's wrong... 1551 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,166 not to go for what will make you happy. 1552 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:07,625 Like, love, interest, whatever-- 1553 01:07:07,709 --> 01:07:12,333 my advice is to forget all of my other advice. 1554 01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:14,500 Forget the scorecards, the suits. 1555 01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:18,041 Go for the spark. 1556 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,542 I kind of like suits. 1557 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:29,083 I'm not angry. I want you to know that. 1558 01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:31,750 I'm really glad you're here. 1559 01:07:39,834 --> 01:07:42,333 (knocking) Ted, can we-- 1560 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,875 Ted? 1561 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:50,667 (car door closing in distance) 1562 01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:56,667 (engine starting) 1563 01:07:59,917 --> 01:08:09,917 ♪ 1564 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:26,166 Joanna, good morning. 1565 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:29,083 I was just thinking about you. Could I get you some coffee? 1566 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,041 Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. 1567 01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:34,000 Uh, Dell, I need to talk to you about something. 1568 01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:36,834 Wonderful. I also have some news. 1569 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:38,791 What's this? 1570 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,166 The contract for your very own show. 1571 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,041 I thought you'd want to see it. 1572 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:45,791 Look, my father is way more into surprises than I am, 1573 01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:47,916 so try to look just so when he announces it. 1574 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,000 My hunch is it'll be at the gala in front of everyone. 1575 01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:53,709 So, in terms of scheduling, 1576 01:08:53,791 --> 01:08:55,291 we're gonna want to get started on concept and development 1577 01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:56,959 as soon as possible in the new year. 1578 01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:59,166 I'll think we'll also want to schedule some meetings 1579 01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:01,000 with marketing and... 1580 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:02,291 What is it? Did I miss something? 1581 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:03,959 I thought you'd be thrilled. 1582 01:09:04,041 --> 01:09:08,458 Dell, no, it's-- this is incredible. 1583 01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:11,458 It's more than I ever could have imagined. 1584 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:14,750 But before we go any further, 1585 01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:16,208 there's something that you should know. 1586 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:18,583 Excuse me? 1587 01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,500 Okay, here we go. 1588 01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:25,291 Dell, I don't think I've ever even been in love. 1589 01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,375 The-- the guy that I wrote about in my book, um, 1590 01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:31,875 that was more of the version of what I hoped for 1591 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,500 or what I wanted, 1592 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:36,333 but not at all the version I actually ended up with. 1593 01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:41,125 And, uh, on that note, uh, that man was also not Ted. 1594 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:45,500 Ted and I were never actually in a relationship. 1595 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:50,000 I, uh-- I just met him about a week ago 1596 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:52,500 and I brought him here 1597 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:55,041 because I wanted to prove to everyone, 1598 01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:59,000 myself included, that I was, in fact, an expert at everything. 1599 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:02,041 I lied to a lot of people 1600 01:10:02,125 --> 01:10:06,834 and I'm not proud of it and I can't continue to do it. 1601 01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,583 So, if that's the woman you're looking for, I'm sorry, 1602 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,666 but daytime television will have to survive with one less show. 1603 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:17,208 Unbelievable. 1604 01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:19,834 Joanna... 1605 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,041 that is amazing. 1606 01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:23,709 I mean, you're incredible. 1607 01:10:23,791 --> 01:10:25,333 You're-- you're not upset? 1608 01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:27,291 Are you kidding? 1609 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:31,416 You just executed the most brilliant marketing strategy. 1610 01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:40,875 I can picture the billboards-- "When love comes clean." 1611 01:10:40,959 --> 01:10:42,709 You can tell the story in the pilot episode-- 1612 01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:45,166 love, loss, redemption. Your fans will eat it up. 1613 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,458 Look, Joanna, 1614 01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:50,208 you came here to do a job and you've done it beautifully. 1615 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,041 So, whether or not Ted is really your boyfriend 1616 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:57,291 is irrelevant now 1617 01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,333 'cause we're in the business of Joanna Moret, 1618 01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:00,750 dating or otherwise, and frankly, 1619 01:11:00,834 --> 01:11:02,000 otherwise is fine with me. 1620 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,000 I... 1621 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,791 Have dinner with me. 1622 01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:09,500 Uh, to discuss the show or... as a date? 1623 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:11,333 It makes sense. 1624 01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:14,166 It adds up-- you, me, us. It's a partnership. 1625 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,625 Dell, I'm so sorry. 1626 01:11:16,709 --> 01:11:18,333 I can see how you may have thought 1627 01:11:18,416 --> 01:11:22,625 I was going in a different direction with this. 1628 01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:25,291 But I'm not looking for a business transaction. 1629 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:29,000 I'm... I'm looking for love. 1630 01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:33,041 You know? Romance? The spark? 1631 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:37,125 I'm learning that that gut feeling is more important 1632 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,458 than being a match made on paper. 1633 01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:43,625 I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed. 1634 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,916 A little embarrassed. 1635 01:11:48,291 --> 01:11:51,375 But I can say that I still make deals 1636 01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,291 and yours is still very much on the table. 1637 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:56,541 Don't pass this up because of my misunderstandings. 1638 01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:59,959 You're too good a businesswoman 1639 01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:03,166 and person to let this go. 1640 01:12:06,834 --> 01:12:09,333 Don't let this be the one that got away. 1641 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,291 But what about your father? Will he feel the same way? 1642 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,458 I'll talk to him. 1643 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:23,333 I'm sure he'd be thrilled if you said yes. 1644 01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:28,250 Well, thank you. 1645 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:32,666 (sighing) Then... yes. 1646 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:37,041 All right, back to my spreadsheets. 1647 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:41,000 Well, I look forward to our working relationship, 1648 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:44,208 and I'll see you tonight at the gala. 1649 01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:01,208 Ahh! Ahh! 1650 01:13:01,291 --> 01:13:03,083 Valerie. (exhaling deeply) 1651 01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:06,041 That, uh-- that's my dress. 1652 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,083 It is? 1653 01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,250 Joanna, I had no idea. It was just hanging up 1654 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,625 and I didn't bring anything fancy to wear because-- 1655 01:13:11,709 --> 01:13:13,083 Valerie... 1656 01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,416 --I didn't know there was going to be a party, 1657 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:15,458 and when I found out there was a party-- 1658 01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:16,709 Valerie... 1659 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:18,041 --I grabbed the first thing I saw, 1660 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,291 which was this dress, your dress, 1661 01:13:19,375 --> 01:13:20,458 and I can totally put it back-- 1662 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,583 Valerie! Yes? 1663 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:24,959 I-I think that dress would look beautiful on you. 1664 01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:27,291 You do? 1665 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:29,000 Stunning. 1666 01:13:29,083 --> 01:13:31,041 I'd go as far as to say 1667 01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,583 I think that dress was meant to be worn by you. 1668 01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:34,791 What will you wear? 1669 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:36,083 Um... 1670 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:37,625 Wait. Don't say a word. 1671 01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:41,834 Just come with me. I'll handle this... 1672 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:43,375 Roomie. 1673 01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,250 Friend? 1674 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:48,333 Oh, don't make me cry. 1675 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,291 Dell: Thank you very much for coming. 1676 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:58,666 It's good to see you. Enjoy yourselves. 1677 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:00,000 Please enjoy yourself. Merry Christmas. 1678 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:01,583 This is incredible. 1679 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,750 By the way, have you seen Joanna around? 1680 01:14:03,834 --> 01:14:05,125 No, I haven't. 1681 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,750 I believe she had one last thing to do. 1682 01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:23,083 You look absolutely stunning, Val. 1683 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:25,333 I mean, Valerie, sorry. 1684 01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:29,000 Thank you. You can call me Val. 1685 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,834 But this dress is actually-- 1686 01:14:31,916 --> 01:14:35,000 What she couldn't wait to wear all week 1687 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,583 for such an important event. 1688 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:46,541 George, Dell, I want to apologize. 1689 01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:49,791 One never needs to stay sorry 1690 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,000 for delivering on every promise and then some, 1691 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:54,041 while finding a way to do it all so beautifully. 1692 01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:55,834 Isn't that right, Dell? 1693 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:57,541 Without question. 1694 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:01,416 Well, thank you both for that, 1695 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,250 for understanding, 1696 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,250 for everything. 1697 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,709 Would you accompany me to the main hall? 1698 01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,709 I think it's time for my entrance. 1699 01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:12,709 I would love to. 1700 01:15:12,791 --> 01:15:17,709 ("The First Noel" playing instrumentally) 1701 01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:22,750 Shall we? 1702 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,834 ("The First Noel" playing instrumentally) 1703 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:39,333 ♪ 1704 01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:47,458 Thank you for doing this. 1705 01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:50,166 You did what I thought might have been impossible. 1706 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,709 But our house and our hearts 1707 01:15:52,791 --> 01:15:54,791 are more alive than I had ever dreamed. 1708 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:57,333 Well, remember when I said 1709 01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:59,208 I had one last surprise in store? 1710 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,834 Would you mind following me? 1711 01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:02,875 I have something I'd like to show you. 1712 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:14,125 You have kept your wife's memory alive in this house 1713 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:18,000 and in this event, and that is a very special gift. 1714 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,916 You were brave enough to share that with me, 1715 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,583 so I wanted to return the favour 1716 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:24,916 by allowing you to share it with everyone else. 1717 01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:31,083 George: I haven't seen that photo in over 30 years. 1718 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:34,250 Joanna: And those are your guests on their first Christmases. 1719 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:37,750 This Christmas will always be special because of you. 1720 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,666 Joanna: Excuse me... 1721 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,458 (clinking glass) 1722 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:48,458 Excuse me, please, Mr. MacAllen would like to say a few words. 1723 01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:51,666 Um... (clearing throat) 1724 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:56,458 I want to thank all of you, friends, family and colleagues, 1725 01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:58,375 for taking the time 1726 01:16:58,458 --> 01:17:01,041 to spend another glorious Christmas Eve 1727 01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:03,458 with us tonight. 1728 01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:06,625 My beautiful wife Caroline is no longer here. 1729 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:12,625 She would have loved this. 1730 01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:18,250 She believed in someone who helped my son and I realize 1731 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:20,125 that she will always live in our hearts. 1732 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:23,083 So, I would like you to join me 1733 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,041 in thanking the woman 1734 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:28,166 who's at the helm of this incredible event 1735 01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:31,166 and who soon will be at the helm 1736 01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:33,208 of her very own television show, 1737 01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:35,500 where she will share her gifts. 1738 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:40,500 Ladies and gentlemen, the star of Living and Loving-- 1739 01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:41,709 Joanna Moret. 1740 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,709 (guests cheering and applauding) 1741 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,709 Thank you. 1742 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:48,000 (guests cheering and applauding) 1743 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:51,375 Thank you. I can't believe it. 1744 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,041 Congratulations. 1745 01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:54,791 Please, enjoy the party. 1746 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:59,000 So, Living and Loving, huh? 1747 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,625 I was thinking on my toes. 1748 01:18:01,709 --> 01:18:03,125 I like it. 1749 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:04,541 Yeah? 1750 01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:06,791 And I believe we will do our best 1751 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:10,791 to show everyone with a television how to do both. 1752 01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:14,791 You'll figure it out, five days a week. 1753 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,875 Although, you might need a little bit of help. 1754 01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:20,250 Yeah. I wish Ted were here to see this, 1755 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:22,458 hear the news. 1756 01:18:22,541 --> 01:18:26,375 He is. 1757 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:29,250 Christmas miracles. 1758 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,125 Nice tux. 1759 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:38,125 Eh. And you, I mean, 1760 01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:39,541 you look... 1761 01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:42,250 Oh, well, they're not jeans, 1762 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:44,458 but, you know, baby steps. 1763 01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:48,500 I thought I'd never get to see you again. 1764 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,875 I was afraid that you wouldn't want to. 1765 01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:53,000 Joanna, this is... 1766 01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,834 You're amazing. 1767 01:18:55,916 --> 01:18:58,375 You look amazing. 1768 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:03,125 I-I did want to ask you, when we first got here, 1769 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:05,500 what did your finger-book fortune say? 1770 01:19:07,625 --> 01:19:09,208 You can tell me now. 1771 01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:10,791 "Follow your heart." 1772 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,166 Well, that's good advice. 1773 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:14,750 Yeah. 1774 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:19,709 And, uh, I have one very important question for you. 1775 01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:21,875 Uh-oh. 1776 01:19:21,959 --> 01:19:25,083 Will you be my boyfriend? 1777 01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:27,666 For real this time? 1778 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,333 Absolutely for real. 1779 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:33,916 No lists, no points, just us. 1780 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:38,125 Then, yes. Absolutely yes. 1781 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,625 Merry Christmas, Joanna. 1782 01:19:41,709 --> 01:19:44,541 Merry Christmas, Ted. 1783 01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:49,541 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing) 1784 01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:58,375 ♪ 1785 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,500 (speaking inaudibly) 1786 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:07,541 ♪ 1787 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:14,125 ♪ 1788 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,959 ♪ Oh, yeah 1789 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:24,083 ♪ Christmas is coming and I'm far away ♪ 1790 01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:27,416 ♪ The snow has been blowing and drifting all day ♪ 1791 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:32,458 ♪ Dreaming of you is the one thing keeping me warm ♪ 1792 01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,458 ♪ Now, it's getting late and I miss the last ride ♪ 119338

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