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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,984 --> 00:00:06,955 Previously, on The I Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,156 Oh, shit! 3 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:11,055 You should not be fucking around in here. 4 00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:12,226 I'll just stay out of your way then. 5 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,328 You kind of have a pattern. 6 00:00:13,412 --> 00:00:14,422 Is that what you think about? 7 00:00:14,506 --> 00:00:16,258 - When you think about me? - Sometimes. 8 00:00:16,343 --> 00:00:18,668 Contestant three, I choose you! 9 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,336 You're not regular. 10 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,871 - Yes, I am. - Well, so am I. 11 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,340 There's a 45-foot picture of you outside. 12 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,675 Guess who's coming to town tonight? 13 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,677 Roxy! 14 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,145 She is into you. 15 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,203 Do you want to go home with me? 16 00:00:30,288 --> 00:00:31,618 I'm halfway out the door, baby. 17 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:33,414 I just can't stop thinking about this person. 18 00:00:33,477 --> 00:00:35,028 When are you gonna stop punishing me, Fin? 19 00:00:35,112 --> 00:00:36,229 I don't want to be your patient. 20 00:00:36,313 --> 00:00:37,731 Mom, I don't mind. 21 00:00:37,815 --> 00:00:39,232 I want to go live in the nursing home. 22 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:40,734 - I want to have a baby. - My mom 23 00:00:40,818 --> 00:00:41,868 doesn't even know we're dating yet. 24 00:00:41,952 --> 00:00:43,603 So, who's the guy? 25 00:00:43,821 --> 00:00:45,369 It's just the fact that it's really new 26 00:00:45,453 --> 00:00:46,555 and nobody knows. 27 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,688 - Okay. - A secret boyfriend? 28 00:00:48,773 --> 00:00:51,369 - Who are you? - I can show you who I am. 29 00:00:51,454 --> 00:00:53,765 Well, it's not a bad start. 30 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:55,648 As much as I'd like to, 31 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:58,065 I can't. 32 00:00:58,149 --> 00:00:59,656 - Fuck you, Shane. - ♪ I don't find trouble ♪ 33 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,108 - Ah! - ♪ Yeah, trouble finds me ♪ 34 00:01:02,553 --> 00:01:05,039 ♪ Ladies make the ♪ 35 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,974 ♪ Ladies, ladies ♪ 36 00:01:07,058 --> 00:01:09,376 ♪ Ladies make, ladies make the world go round ♪ 37 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:14,014 Yeah, I couldn't get middle seats, 38 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:17,054 but I did get a row where there's no one behind us, 39 00:01:17,139 --> 00:01:18,257 so we don't have to worry about 40 00:01:18,341 --> 00:01:19,959 people kicking our seats. 41 00:01:20,138 --> 00:01:20,888 Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. 42 00:01:20,972 --> 00:01:22,189 I'll just... 43 00:01:22,273 --> 00:01:23,424 I'll find you guys when I get there. 44 00:01:23,508 --> 00:01:24,525 Oh, it's just us. 45 00:01:24,609 --> 00:01:25,893 Um, Taylor's got to work. 46 00:01:25,977 --> 00:01:27,528 But, can you please not be late? 47 00:01:27,612 --> 00:01:28,962 'Cause you know how I like to watch the previews. 48 00:01:29,046 --> 00:01:30,297 I know that. 49 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,598 I know, I know, I know. I promise. 50 00:01:31,682 --> 00:01:33,300 I'm gonna be there at 7:30 sharp. 51 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:35,102 Okay. I'm gonna get two popcorns though, 'cause I don't 52 00:01:35,186 --> 00:01:36,570 like to share. But then sometimes I'm like, should I 53 00:01:36,654 --> 00:01:37,704 - get a medium... - Okay, okay, bye. 54 00:01:37,788 --> 00:01:40,491 - Oh... - Hi. How are you? 55 00:01:42,627 --> 00:01:44,995 I just started packing these for your mom. 56 00:01:45,997 --> 00:01:47,665 Okay. 57 00:01:49,924 --> 00:01:51,124 Are those...? 58 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,148 I-I think we should talk about this. 59 00:02:04,523 --> 00:02:06,603 I don't really have anything to say to you right now. 60 00:02:07,063 --> 00:02:10,149 All right. I just, uh... 61 00:02:10,234 --> 00:02:11,351 - I don't know... - Oh. Oh, my God! 62 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,486 - What? - Is that a bee? 63 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:14,454 - What? - Oh, my God. Go! 64 00:02:14,538 --> 00:02:15,956 - Okay, okay, okay. - Get it. 65 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,457 Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 66 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:18,692 Well, don't kill it. Wh-What are you doing? 67 00:02:18,776 --> 00:02:19,926 - It's right there. - Okay, yes. 68 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,261 Who said anything about killing it? 69 00:02:21,345 --> 00:02:22,629 - Hold on. - Okay, well, just, I don't know. 70 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:24,131 They're just endangered or whatever. 71 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:25,132 - Okay, good. - It's fine. 72 00:02:25,216 --> 00:02:26,266 I wasn't gonna kill it. 73 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:27,768 Fine. 74 00:02:27,852 --> 00:02:29,603 Can you open the door? Tess, do you want me 75 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:31,104 to release it here in the kitchen? 76 00:02:31,188 --> 00:02:32,305 - Okay, no, but just... - Open the door. Come on. 77 00:02:32,389 --> 00:02:33,640 - Keep... Wait. - What? 78 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:35,375 Keep it away from me. 79 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,010 Come on, come on, come on. 80 00:02:37,094 --> 00:02:38,478 How do you fucking do this? 81 00:02:38,562 --> 00:02:40,013 I know, I know, it sticks. Just open it. 82 00:02:40,097 --> 00:02:41,415 Oh, goddamn it. 83 00:02:41,499 --> 00:02:42,916 - No, don't get it near me. - All right. 84 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,885 - It's all right. - Okay, but just wait, let me, 85 00:02:44,969 --> 00:02:46,687 let me close the door first. Let me close the door first. 86 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:48,005 Okay. 87 00:02:49,077 --> 00:02:50,695 Okay. Okay, go. 88 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:53,365 All right, it's gone. 89 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,262 Are you all right? We survived. 90 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:57,327 - Whew. - Are you allergic? 91 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:59,196 I just, I've never seen you act like this. 92 00:02:59,281 --> 00:03:02,084 I don't know. Maybe. Those plants need watering. 93 00:03:04,678 --> 00:03:05,829 What? 94 00:03:05,914 --> 00:03:07,264 - What? - This is locked. 95 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:09,187 No, it's not. 96 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,462 It's jammed. It's not locked. 97 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:18,031 It's locked. 98 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:19,913 Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. 99 00:03:19,998 --> 00:03:21,866 Please tell me you have your phone on you. 100 00:03:23,778 --> 00:03:24,896 Do you? 101 00:03:25,176 --> 00:03:26,777 No. 102 00:03:28,299 --> 00:03:31,444 Are we fucking trapped out here together? 103 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,399 - Well, it's certainly feeling that way. - Yeah. 104 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:35,484 - You're fucking kidding me. - Oh, my God. 105 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:38,273 Uh-uh, no. Hello! 106 00:03:38,358 --> 00:03:39,876 What, um, what is his name? 107 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:42,421 - Harvey. - Harvey! 108 00:03:42,506 --> 00:03:44,724 The-the wife, the wife... What is the wife's name? 109 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:45,926 Ellen. 110 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:47,729 Ellen! Why the fuck... 111 00:03:47,814 --> 00:03:50,077 They are never home! 112 00:03:50,162 --> 00:03:51,580 Mack. Mack. Mack! 113 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,516 Mack! Mack! 114 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,676 There we go. Come on. 115 00:03:55,761 --> 00:03:57,412 Be the hero, Mack. Be the hero. 116 00:03:57,653 --> 00:03:59,659 Honey, up here. High-five me. Come on, baby, high five. 117 00:03:59,743 --> 00:04:00,827 - Paw. - Oh, my God. 118 00:04:00,911 --> 00:04:02,028 Paw, Mack, paw. 119 00:04:02,112 --> 00:04:03,227 As if the dog can open the door. 120 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,477 Do you have a better suggestion? 121 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:05,788 Mack, come on, big boy. 122 00:04:05,873 --> 00:04:06,913 Come on. Come on. 123 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:07,796 - Come up here. - Oh, my God, is anybody 124 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,508 - gonna find us out here? - Listen to your mom. 125 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:11,794 Mack, Mack. Mack... No, Mack. 126 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:16,163 Ah, fuck! 127 00:04:23,238 --> 00:04:25,473 You wanted to talk, right? 128 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:30,583 Okay, let's talk. 129 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:33,266 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 130 00:04:33,677 --> 00:04:36,429 ♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪ 131 00:04:36,513 --> 00:04:38,248 ♪ I know you're danger ♪ 132 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:41,486 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 133 00:04:41,606 --> 00:04:43,589 ♪ I'm falling, fading ♪ 134 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,349 ♪ And seeing angels ♪ 135 00:04:46,442 --> 00:04:49,745 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 136 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,459 G, are you busy? 137 00:04:57,544 --> 00:04:59,919 Please say no 'cause I kind of have a she-mergency. 138 00:05:00,004 --> 00:05:01,451 What? What happened? 139 00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:02,623 Promise you won't judge me? 140 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,793 - I promise. Wh...? - Um, okay, 141 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,873 So I was at the Lambda Chi house and one of the baseball guys 142 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:10,271 - was eyeing me. - Uh-huh. 143 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:12,180 I love how the booty looks in those pants. 144 00:05:12,264 --> 00:05:13,280 I'm not sure I can help you out with that one but... 145 00:05:13,364 --> 00:05:15,087 We started making out in his room. 146 00:05:15,172 --> 00:05:17,199 He had, like, no bedsheets, by the way. 147 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,919 - Ew. I... - Angie... 148 00:05:19,037 --> 00:05:20,069 there's a condom stuck inside me 149 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,740 and you got to help me get it out. 150 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,341 Please. 151 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:25,038 - ♪ Something about that ♪ - A what? 152 00:05:25,123 --> 00:05:27,228 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 153 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:31,065 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 154 00:05:31,149 --> 00:05:33,234 Okay, so... 155 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:35,295 what do you want to know? 156 00:05:36,341 --> 00:05:38,110 Oh, man, okay. 157 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:40,273 Um... 158 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,313 - What's their name? - Um, Dre. 159 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:46,860 - She has a hot person's name. - No, that is not 160 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,482 a hot person's name. 161 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:50,284 No. No. 162 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:52,128 They're not hot. 163 00:05:53,408 --> 00:05:54,890 Okay. 164 00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:57,391 That actually makes me feel a little bit better. 165 00:05:57,475 --> 00:05:59,660 Okay, good. Good. 166 00:06:00,031 --> 00:06:03,242 Um, how did you meet them? 167 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:07,648 Um, I-I met them on Hinge. 168 00:06:07,853 --> 00:06:09,871 Hinge? When did you join Hinge? 169 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:12,840 After you left rehab 170 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:16,036 and decided you were gonna stay at sober living. 171 00:06:16,121 --> 00:06:17,656 Up in the Bay. 172 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:20,712 I got lonely. 173 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,818 Uh, how many times? 174 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,436 How many times, what? 175 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,824 How many times did you sleep together? 176 00:06:33,028 --> 00:06:34,579 Once. 177 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:36,564 So, you had a one-night stand? 178 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:38,247 Basically. 179 00:06:39,717 --> 00:06:42,403 - What does that mean? - We... 180 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:45,790 we slept together once, but we hung out twice. 181 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:50,144 Okay, so you liked them enough to call them again. 182 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:52,914 I guess so. 183 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:57,585 Uh... 184 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,553 Why did it end? 185 00:06:59,637 --> 00:07:02,623 Because I was in love with you. 186 00:07:04,242 --> 00:07:07,161 And I told them that, and then that was it. 187 00:07:07,245 --> 00:07:10,064 - Yeah? - Yeah. 188 00:07:10,148 --> 00:07:11,232 Okay. 189 00:07:11,316 --> 00:07:12,466 Right answer. 190 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:16,537 Why didn't you just tell me? 191 00:07:16,621 --> 00:07:18,539 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 192 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:26,242 Because... you were doing so well and... 193 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:32,436 I didn't want to be the reason you weren't doing well. 194 00:07:37,475 --> 00:07:39,189 Are they as charming as I am? 195 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:40,561 No! 196 00:07:40,934 --> 00:07:42,485 No way. 197 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,365 Got nothing on you. 198 00:07:44,449 --> 00:07:45,599 Yeah? 199 00:07:45,683 --> 00:07:48,435 ♪ Upbeat, energetic music ♪ 200 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,577 Yeah. No, I love you, too. 201 00:07:56,661 --> 00:07:58,213 I said I love you, too. 202 00:07:58,298 --> 00:07:59,949 Okay, yeah. 203 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:02,823 Okay, bye. 204 00:08:03,627 --> 00:08:04,652 She knows. 205 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,220 My mom knows that we're dating. 206 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:07,521 - Yeah? - Yeah. 207 00:08:07,605 --> 00:08:09,556 How scared should I be of Grace? 208 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,214 No, she's... she's totally into it. 209 00:08:11,299 --> 00:08:12,339 - Come on. - Oh, my... 210 00:08:12,424 --> 00:08:14,228 - Should we celebrate? - Sure. 211 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,619 You want to find a sperm donor? 212 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,990 Whoa, that is way better than what I was going to say. 213 00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,393 What were you going to say? 214 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:24,705 - Organize the Tupperware drawer? - Oh, yeah. 215 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:26,828 Okay, well, maybe we could be wild and do both. 216 00:08:26,912 --> 00:08:28,775 Can we be in bed by 9:00? 217 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,833 Maybe, uh... 8:30? 218 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:33,668 Shut up. What a dream! 219 00:08:33,752 --> 00:08:35,136 Okay. I'll get started on the lids. 220 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,004 Okay. Mwah. 221 00:08:37,088 --> 00:08:38,806 ♪ Gentle, optimistic music ♪ 222 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:44,379 No, no. I don't want to hear how sorry you are. 223 00:08:44,463 --> 00:08:45,880 Okay, then, what do you want to hear? 224 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:47,315 Nothing, actually. 225 00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:48,850 There's nothing that you could say. 226 00:08:48,934 --> 00:08:50,651 - So just... - Okay. 227 00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:52,653 Then I'll say nothing, and then you'll say nothing. 228 00:08:52,737 --> 00:08:56,224 And sure, yeah. That sounds like fun. 229 00:08:56,308 --> 00:08:57,776 Yeah, it does. 230 00:09:05,684 --> 00:09:07,869 I know you're thinking something. 231 00:09:07,953 --> 00:09:10,705 I'm thinking that I'm an idiot. 232 00:09:10,789 --> 00:09:13,174 - You're not an idiot. - Oh, yes, I am. 233 00:09:13,258 --> 00:09:15,443 Because I knew about you. 234 00:09:15,527 --> 00:09:18,045 Your reputation. Everybody does. 235 00:09:19,664 --> 00:09:21,983 But what-what I don't understand is this... 236 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,684 Is this really what you do? Is this really who you are? 237 00:09:23,768 --> 00:09:25,052 You know who I am. 238 00:09:25,136 --> 00:09:26,921 I thought I did. 239 00:09:27,005 --> 00:09:30,191 I also thought that you loved me. 240 00:09:30,275 --> 00:09:31,993 I do love you. 241 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:34,562 You have a really fucked-up way of showing it, Shane. 242 00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:37,432 You're right. I do. 243 00:09:37,516 --> 00:09:39,751 I understand that. 244 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,456 I didn't mean to hurt you. 245 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:47,675 I didn't. 246 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:51,863 Well, you failed miserably at that then. 247 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:59,821 I do want to know why though. 248 00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:01,573 Just an old pattern. 249 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,231 Yes, but why? 250 00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,485 I don't know why. 251 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,714 Okay. 252 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,937 Then how about you take this time 253 00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:18,072 while we're locked out here on your fucking patio 254 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:19,657 and think about it. 255 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,583 Okay, so what the website said to do 256 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:34,831 is to get into the position 257 00:10:34,915 --> 00:10:36,627 that you would to put in a tampon. 258 00:10:36,712 --> 00:10:38,204 Okay. 259 00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:41,232 Wait, that's how you put in a tampon? 260 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,531 - How do you do it? - Like this. 261 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,333 Oh. 262 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,150 Okay, and then it said 263 00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:49,003 you need to, like, put your fi... 264 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:51,005 Two fingers, and like a, like a hooking, 265 00:10:51,089 --> 00:10:52,673 like a hook, hook, hooking situation. 266 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:54,075 - Okay. - To try to get it out. 267 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:55,710 - Okay. - Okay. 268 00:10:55,794 --> 00:10:57,178 Mm. 269 00:10:57,262 --> 00:10:59,180 ♪ Pulsing, intriguing music ♪ 270 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:08,122 Mm, I-I can't tell what's me and what's the condom. 271 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,690 Just feel for something slimy. 272 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,359 Well, everything is slimy. 273 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:12,860 - Ow, ow, ow. - Oh, no, what's wrong? 274 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:14,395 - What's wrong? - Mm. 275 00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:16,130 I picked the wrong day to get my claws done. 276 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:18,165 Ow! Okay, okay. This isn't working. 277 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:19,667 Just calm down. 278 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,168 Just calm down. 279 00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,870 That's, like, the main thing. You're okay. 280 00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:25,406 - Okay, okay. - Take a deep breath. 281 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:26,707 Okay, okay. 282 00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:34,081 Angie? 283 00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:35,449 What? 284 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:40,421 Will you please get it out for me? 285 00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:43,190 ♪ Gotta move things forward, everywhere I go ♪ 286 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:45,626 Hey, D-bag, it's Roxy. 287 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,862 I caught an early flight to Costa Rica. 288 00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:49,931 Good job crying it out the other night. 289 00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:51,465 The real deal is gonna happen 290 00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,034 - for you soon. Trust me. - No, no, no. Oh, yo! Yo! 291 00:11:53,118 --> 00:11:54,869 - Whoa, bro! - Hey, hey, hey. Watch it! 292 00:11:54,953 --> 00:11:56,537 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 293 00:11:56,621 --> 00:11:57,972 Oh, shit. 294 00:11:58,056 --> 00:11:59,874 You good? 295 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,009 ♪ Yeah, I get it, it's all happening quickly ♪ 296 00:12:02,093 --> 00:12:03,176 Yeah. 297 00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:05,111 The scooter almost took you out. 298 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:06,414 Yeah. 299 00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:08,349 ♪ When I'm crying all night ♪ 300 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,084 I think you might have just saved my life. 301 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,921 ♪ From my mouth, huh? ♪ 302 00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,123 I feel like I should kiss you right now. 303 00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:18,259 But, I mean, I won't 304 00:12:18,343 --> 00:12:22,029 because this is real life and not a shitty rom-com. 305 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:24,365 ♪ I'm trying, I'm trying hard ♪ 306 00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:28,536 ♪ Still you managed to get me with my guard down ♪ 307 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,389 ♪ How? How? How? ♪ 308 00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:35,710 ♪ I like it, don't stop now ♪ 309 00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:38,446 I'm so sorry. 310 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,414 No, no, no. No. Don't, don't apologize. 311 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,916 - I'm sorry. - No... 312 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,019 I just, I didn't mean to just kiss you, it just... 313 00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:46,821 ♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪ 314 00:12:46,905 --> 00:12:48,623 Next up, we have... 315 00:12:48,707 --> 00:12:50,291 What do you think? You gonna, uh... 316 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,926 sign up, serenade me again? 317 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:54,495 That was a good move, okay? 318 00:12:54,579 --> 00:12:56,130 - It was. - It sure was. 319 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,766 It worked. I believe I went home with you that night. 320 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:01,402 - Oh, you sure did. - You got me. 321 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:03,437 Where's my song? 322 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,539 Oh, you do not want to hear this bad boy sing. 323 00:13:05,623 --> 00:13:06,774 - Yes, I do. - No. 324 00:13:06,858 --> 00:13:08,142 Sing for me, please. 325 00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:10,144 Sing something in my ear. Go. 326 00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:15,016 Okay, stop, stop, 327 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,517 you're hotter when you don't. 328 00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:17,985 Okay. See, I told you. 329 00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,350 But I do have something 330 00:13:20,435 --> 00:13:22,657 that, um, you might like way better 331 00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:24,820 that I've been thinking about all day. 332 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,907 Yeah, what? 333 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:31,206 You want to meet me in the back office in ten? 334 00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:33,451 Really? 335 00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:36,037 Yeah, I'm the, uh, big boss tonight. 336 00:13:36,121 --> 00:13:38,305 Ooh, big boss. Big boss lady. 337 00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:40,107 Yeah, I'm in charge. 338 00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:41,122 Ew. 339 00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:42,476 - Oh. Sorry. - Sorry. 340 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,079 - I'm kidding. Hi. - Hi. 341 00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:46,981 - Uh, can I get you anything? - Yes. 342 00:13:47,065 --> 00:13:49,083 I'll have a tequila rocks. 343 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,352 - Okay. Nothing cheap. - Okay. No, I know, bud. 344 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:54,088 - I've been to your house. - Okay? 345 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:56,090 - Okay. - So, uh... 346 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:57,892 - Wait, where's Roxy? - Oh, she's... 347 00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:59,760 she's off to Costa Rica because of course she is. 348 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,362 Can I tell you something 349 00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,664 without you being totally judgy? 350 00:14:03,748 --> 00:14:06,500 - Uh, when have I ever? - Okay. 351 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,836 I just kissed this really hot person. 352 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,037 What? 353 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,106 - Yeah. - Okay. 354 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,474 I'm thinking maybe I'll have, like a, 355 00:14:13,558 --> 00:14:14,508 like a hot girl autumn or something? 356 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,776 Oh, my God. 357 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,511 I love this for you! 358 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,679 They saved my life. 359 00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:19,714 - Did I mention that? - No. 360 00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:21,015 I was literally 361 00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:22,750 like J.Lo in The Wedding Planner. 362 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,985 Oh, my God, you get to be J.Lo in The Wedding Planner? 363 00:14:25,069 --> 00:14:26,654 I fucking love that movie. 364 00:14:26,738 --> 00:14:28,155 - Me too! - Wait, 365 00:14:28,239 --> 00:14:30,491 but also problematic culturally... 366 00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:31,859 Oh, yeah, 367 00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,060 but everything in the 2000s kind of was. 368 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:34,061 I know. 369 00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:35,396 What, what? 370 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,664 She was playing an Italian person. 371 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,399 - J.Lo is Puerto Rican! - Right. 372 00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:39,667 And what was that, the-the guy with the shitty accent? 373 00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:41,368 Oh, my God, what was his name? 374 00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:42,703 Massimo! 375 00:14:44,022 --> 00:14:46,240 - Oh, my God. - So cheesy. 376 00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:49,176 Oh, God, we loved Massimo. Oh, my God, wait. 377 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,445 What did J.Lo say when Matthew McConaughey 378 00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:53,481 saved her fucking life? It was, um... 379 00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:56,150 Oh, she goes, she goes, "You saved... 380 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,219 ...my shoe." 381 00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:04,892 Wow, we have a ton of options here. 382 00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:07,094 Well, the, uh, the rock climber sounded promising. 383 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:09,063 Eh, he's only five-seven. 384 00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:11,766 Six-plus or bust. We are not messing around here. 385 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,267 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 386 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:15,102 - Are you serious? - I mean, 387 00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:17,004 why not? If you have the option to. 388 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:19,540 My family are all shorties. 389 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,208 We have to average it out somehow. 390 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,777 Right. Okay. 391 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:24,912 Okay, I definitely think 392 00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:26,580 that we should go with the athletic body type. 393 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,550 This is weird. It's weird. It's weird. 394 00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:31,819 Why? 395 00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,721 - It kind of feels like eugenics. - What? 396 00:15:33,805 --> 00:15:36,090 - No! Ew, no. - Come on. 397 00:15:36,174 --> 00:15:38,292 I'm sorry but, you know, choosing physical traits, 398 00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:41,095 - it's-it's weird, right? - No, it's not. 399 00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:45,833 Look, we have a chance to design the perfect baby. 400 00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:51,238 Yeah, it's eugenics. 401 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:52,773 - Yeah. - Yeah. 402 00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:56,076 Um, also, this is insane. 403 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,611 Why do we have so much Tupperware? 404 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,680 We have a problem. 405 00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:17,631 Oh. Shane! 406 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,300 Psst, Shane! 407 00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:21,219 Oh. 408 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,521 That's not Shane. 409 00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:30,845 It makes sense, but, like, 410 00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:32,847 this is like wax and sugar. Is this good? 411 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,849 Oh, yeah, that's great. 412 00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:38,118 ♪ Intriguing music ♪ 413 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,542 You can have the salty popcorn. 414 00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:01,842 Sex always means something. 415 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:05,379 To me it really is... just sex. 416 00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:09,116 So what, are you like proposing we do ENM or something? 417 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,719 - I don't know what that is. - Ethical Non-Monogamy. 418 00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,220 It's like multiple partners. 419 00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:15,773 No, no, no, no, no. I just... 420 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,560 I wanted you. 421 00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:22,880 Well, it does not feel like that. 422 00:17:26,117 --> 00:17:28,286 Are you an addict? 423 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:32,072 - I don't know. - Because when I think about 424 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:35,927 your behavior like that, like, it makes more sense to me. 425 00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:42,300 M-Maybe I am. 426 00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:46,620 O-Okay. 427 00:17:46,704 --> 00:17:50,457 - Okay, then... - It's not that simple though. 428 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,610 It's just, it's been a lot. 429 00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:55,296 Hasn't it? 430 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,631 Admit that. Please. 431 00:17:57,715 --> 00:17:59,566 Uh, okay. 432 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,835 When you moved in here, it was great. 433 00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:04,371 It was. And then, and then your mom comes. 434 00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:07,007 Oh, my God, that is not fair. 435 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:08,475 You said that you wanted her to move in. 436 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:09,843 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 437 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,111 Let me finish. 438 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:13,514 I'm glad she came here. 439 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,818 And I'm so happy we could help her. 440 00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:17,659 I don't regret that. 441 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,120 We also have Dana's. 442 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:22,333 And then you want a second bar. 443 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,888 And somewhere within all of that... 444 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:29,396 ...you changed. 445 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,515 And you stopped seeing me. 446 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:35,703 I'm not trying to blame you. 447 00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:37,771 I'm just trying to explain this. 448 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,974 There was a disconnect. 449 00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,942 Yes. Okay, yes. 450 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:45,746 Like, it's... It's been hard. 451 00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:48,015 But you know 452 00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:52,586 what I did when I started feeling like it was too much? 453 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,522 I wrote in my fucking journal, 454 00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:57,191 Shane. 455 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,460 I didn't go out and fuck the first person 456 00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,879 that showed me some kind of attention. 457 00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:05,632 I know. You're right. 458 00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,234 Yeah, no shit, I'm right. 459 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,638 Anyway, how's work? 460 00:19:11,722 --> 00:19:13,440 - It's good. - Yeah? 461 00:19:13,524 --> 00:19:15,142 Yeah, um, I'm actually throwing 462 00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:16,410 Fletcher's album release party in a couple of weeks. 463 00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:17,678 Fletcher? 464 00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:19,346 - Mm-hmm. - Can I come? 465 00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:21,782 - Yeah, everyone can come. - Wow. 466 00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:24,485 Yeah, I feel like things are finally turning around. 467 00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:26,920 Yeah. 468 00:19:27,004 --> 00:19:28,956 Can you, can you play this one? 469 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,491 - I'll give you the signal. - All right. 470 00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:31,759 Oh, my God. That's them. 471 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,360 Dang, this mic is high. 472 00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:34,661 Let me just... 473 00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:36,430 There we go. 474 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:37,865 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 475 00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:39,033 I know, right? 476 00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:40,968 Hey, everybody. I'm Dre. 477 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,439 That's... that's them. 478 00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:47,207 That's, that's, that's the person 479 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,110 I slept with when... 480 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:51,378 No. 481 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:54,081 - Yes. - Okay... 482 00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:55,349 No. 483 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,484 Fuck, I have to find Finley. 484 00:19:57,568 --> 00:19:59,170 Fuck! 485 00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:02,723 ♪ Tense music ♪ 486 00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:09,280 Hey, um... 487 00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,067 It's... okay, look, it's not a big deal 488 00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:14,334 or anything like that, 489 00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:15,653 but... 490 00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:19,506 I missed you. 491 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,175 ♪ I don't want to be ♪ 492 00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:23,160 - ♪ Alone tonight ♪ - I missed you, too. 493 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:28,999 ♪ It's pretty clear that I'm not over you ♪ 494 00:20:31,869 --> 00:20:36,056 ♪ I'm still thinking 'bout the things you do ♪ 495 00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:40,794 ♪ So I don't want to be alone tonight ♪ 496 00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:43,730 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 497 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,402 ♪ Can you light the fire ♪ 498 00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:50,104 ♪ I need somebody ♪ 499 00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:53,006 ♪ Who can take control ♪ 500 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:57,377 ♪ I know exactly what I need to do ♪ 501 00:20:57,461 --> 00:21:00,481 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to be ♪ 502 00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:02,116 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 503 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,252 ♪ Alone tonight ♪ 504 00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:07,588 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 505 00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:10,257 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 506 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,925 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 507 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,795 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 508 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:17,431 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 509 00:21:17,515 --> 00:21:19,333 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 510 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,335 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 511 00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:24,488 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 512 00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:30,327 ♪ I wasn't even going out tonight ♪ 513 00:21:31,429 --> 00:21:33,881 ♪ But, girl, I need to get you ♪ 514 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,216 ♪ Off my mind ♪ 515 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:40,371 ♪ I know exactly what I have to do ♪ 516 00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,357 ♪ I don't want to be ♪ 517 00:21:43,441 --> 00:21:45,492 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 518 00:21:45,576 --> 00:21:48,495 ♪ Alone... ♪ 519 00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,166 I'm sorry. 520 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:55,235 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah, I just... 521 00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:58,896 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. Are you okay? 522 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:02,045 Um... 523 00:22:02,193 --> 00:22:05,209 I just don't think that I can, um, 524 00:22:05,439 --> 00:22:07,480 - I can do this right now, um... - No problem. 525 00:22:07,565 --> 00:22:09,183 We don't have to do anything you don't want to. 526 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,556 ♪ Dancing with a stranger ♪ 527 00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,991 They're here. 528 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,227 - Who's here? - Dre. 529 00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:23,297 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 530 00:22:23,381 --> 00:22:25,299 - ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ - Look... 531 00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:27,534 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 532 00:22:27,618 --> 00:22:30,204 - ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ - Finley... 533 00:22:30,288 --> 00:22:32,573 - ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ - Wait. 534 00:22:32,657 --> 00:22:35,042 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 535 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:36,977 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 536 00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:40,047 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 537 00:22:41,699 --> 00:22:45,002 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 538 00:22:46,504 --> 00:22:50,724 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 539 00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:52,893 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 540 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,560 Have you ever been to therapy? 541 00:23:05,289 --> 00:23:07,007 No. 542 00:23:07,091 --> 00:23:09,409 Well, would you consider it? 543 00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:10,995 Yeah, I mean... 544 00:23:12,863 --> 00:23:14,932 ...if I thought it would help. 545 00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:18,969 - I'm not against it. - It does work. 546 00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:25,058 I know that you have been through so much. 547 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:28,395 I try to remind myself of that 548 00:23:28,479 --> 00:23:33,284 every... every time I think about that you... 549 00:23:35,219 --> 00:23:38,405 Just say it. I cheated on you. Right? 550 00:23:38,489 --> 00:23:40,491 Yes, that you cheated. 551 00:23:41,826 --> 00:23:44,111 We've all been through a lot. 552 00:23:44,195 --> 00:23:46,313 All of us. 553 00:23:46,397 --> 00:23:50,250 But we all don't hurt people the way that you do. 554 00:23:50,334 --> 00:23:52,419 And that's nobody else's fault. 555 00:23:52,503 --> 00:23:53,987 - I'm not saying it is. - Okay, so you need to 556 00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:56,123 take responsibility for that. 557 00:23:56,207 --> 00:23:58,358 I am taking responsibility for it. 558 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:00,460 - Have I been denying this? - No. 559 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:05,049 You're taking responsibility for it now because you feel bad. 560 00:24:06,951 --> 00:24:09,636 So what happens when that feeling disappears, 561 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,072 and you're not feeling so bad about it? 562 00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:14,374 Are you still gonna want to take responsibility for it? 563 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,776 Because that's what has to happen 564 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,127 in order for you to change. 565 00:24:18,529 --> 00:24:22,149 And I need you to change. 566 00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,784 I want you to change. 567 00:24:23,868 --> 00:24:26,787 Like, but, is that, is that something that you want? 568 00:24:26,871 --> 00:24:29,039 Do you want to change? 569 00:24:34,278 --> 00:24:36,797 Yeah, everybody just make your way to the exit. 570 00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:37,798 Thank you. 571 00:24:37,882 --> 00:24:39,499 Please, leave your drinks. 572 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:40,767 Night, night's over. I'm so sorry. 573 00:24:40,851 --> 00:24:42,302 This-this isn't a drill. 574 00:24:42,386 --> 00:24:43,603 We appreciate the business. 575 00:24:43,687 --> 00:24:45,339 Just make your way calmly. 576 00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:47,107 - Please. Just, uh... Thank you. - All right. All right. 577 00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:48,675 All right, Fin, Fin, Fin, please, 578 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:50,177 can we just talk about this? 579 00:24:50,261 --> 00:24:52,879 I can't hear you. The-the alarm is going off. 580 00:24:52,963 --> 00:24:54,581 I saw you pull the alarm, okay? 581 00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:56,650 I need, I need you to leave the premises. 582 00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,552 I didn't know that they were going to be here. 583 00:24:58,636 --> 00:24:59,553 - I didn't know. - Please. 584 00:24:59,637 --> 00:25:01,788 Go, go! 585 00:25:01,872 --> 00:25:03,690 It's for your own safety, ma'am, please. 586 00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:05,325 Fin, come on. 587 00:25:05,409 --> 00:25:08,128 I need you to exit the building, please! 588 00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:10,364 Just get out, please. 589 00:25:13,517 --> 00:25:15,535 ♪ Somber music ♪ 590 00:25:24,094 --> 00:25:26,046 ♪ "Sloppy" by King Mala ♪ plays... 591 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:28,951 ♪ God called, she said I'm headed straight ♪ 592 00:25:29,036 --> 00:25:30,537 ♪ Into the fire... ♪ 593 00:25:30,621 --> 00:25:31,434 Fuck. 594 00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:35,654 ♪ I like the way that it burns, karma keeps showing up... ♪ 595 00:25:35,739 --> 00:25:37,257 You want to grab dinner? 596 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,471 Um... 597 00:25:42,947 --> 00:25:45,599 I can't. Actually. 598 00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:48,068 You're right. We should probably just go back to mine 599 00:25:48,152 --> 00:25:49,603 and finish what we started. 600 00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,738 - Okay. - Okay? 601 00:25:53,624 --> 00:25:56,009 I'm just saying, this night could be over. 602 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,878 My adrenaline is fucking pumping. 603 00:25:57,962 --> 00:26:00,280 I never performed in L.A. before. 604 00:26:00,364 --> 00:26:02,416 And fire alarm or not, that crowd was dope. 605 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,517 Where do you usually perform? 606 00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:06,052 My house. TikTok. 607 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:07,521 Tiny-ass venues in Ohio. 608 00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:11,658 A retirement home in Akron. Yeah. 609 00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:12,759 You're really good. 610 00:26:12,843 --> 00:26:15,328 I think you're great, actually. 611 00:26:15,412 --> 00:26:17,531 - I'm glad you liked it. - Unfortunately, 612 00:26:17,615 --> 00:26:18,765 you did sleep with my ex, 613 00:26:18,849 --> 00:26:20,333 and I'm really 614 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:24,271 not into being anyone's second choice, so... 615 00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:26,573 ♪ I tried it all... ♪ 616 00:26:26,657 --> 00:26:29,709 Wait, wait. I've been here for six months, 617 00:26:29,793 --> 00:26:31,178 how could I have slept with your ex? 618 00:26:31,262 --> 00:26:33,647 Hey, Dani, can I get a ride? 619 00:26:33,731 --> 00:26:35,382 ♪ In a choke hold ♪ 620 00:26:35,466 --> 00:26:38,418 ♪ If life is gonna fuck me... ♪ 621 00:26:38,502 --> 00:26:42,306 Hey, uh... nice to see you again. 622 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,126 Hey. Yeah. 623 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:49,329 - Cool. - It was nice to meet you. 624 00:26:49,413 --> 00:26:51,832 ♪ If life is ♪ 625 00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:54,634 ♪ Gonna fuck me, it better ♪ 626 00:26:54,718 --> 00:26:55,902 That's it? 627 00:26:55,986 --> 00:26:57,671 ♪ Call me mommy... ♪ 628 00:26:57,755 --> 00:26:59,723 No, actually. 629 00:27:01,258 --> 00:27:02,876 Um... 630 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,212 if you ever need a publicist, hit me up. 631 00:27:05,296 --> 00:27:07,414 A publicist? 632 00:27:07,498 --> 00:27:08,966 Wonderful. 633 00:27:10,334 --> 00:27:12,035 Great. 634 00:27:15,739 --> 00:27:17,724 ♪ Chaos... ♪ 635 00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:20,293 A publicist, bro? 636 00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,831 All right. I see you, Dani. 637 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,933 Shoot. 638 00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:28,986 Okay. 639 00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:36,109 - What, what's wrong? - I'm afraid I'll hurt you. 640 00:27:36,193 --> 00:27:38,278 Well, I thought you knew your way around down there. 641 00:27:38,362 --> 00:27:40,180 Well, the thing is, 642 00:27:40,264 --> 00:27:41,481 my high school girlfriend and I, 643 00:27:41,565 --> 00:27:44,050 we, like, did stuff, but we didn't... 644 00:27:44,134 --> 00:27:45,519 Oh, you've never had sex? 645 00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:46,987 Technically, no. 646 00:27:47,071 --> 00:27:48,889 - No shame. - No, but, yeah. 647 00:27:48,973 --> 00:27:50,857 We just never really felt ready. 648 00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:52,859 Okay, but you want to bone your new guy or no? 649 00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:56,329 That's, like, a big question to ask before I penetrate you. 650 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,899 Okay, it felt natch to me. 651 00:27:58,983 --> 00:28:00,367 Well, he asked me to go away 652 00:28:00,451 --> 00:28:02,402 - with him and I... - OMG, are you gonna do it? 653 00:28:02,486 --> 00:28:07,007 - I want to but... - But what? 654 00:28:07,091 --> 00:28:09,259 Ask me anything. I'm an open book. 655 00:28:11,161 --> 00:28:14,648 I just don't even know like how it starts. 656 00:28:14,732 --> 00:28:15,982 Okay. 657 00:28:16,066 --> 00:28:18,351 My experience is, like, 658 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,120 it will be super awkward and quiet, 659 00:28:20,204 --> 00:28:21,955 and then I'll lean in and kiss whoever it is, 660 00:28:22,039 --> 00:28:23,356 and then it sort of just goes from there. 661 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,525 - Cool. - With consent, of course. 662 00:28:25,609 --> 00:28:27,060 Of course, yeah, we love consent. 663 00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:29,329 We sure do. Then clothes come off. 664 00:28:29,413 --> 00:28:30,830 You touch him. He touches you. 665 00:28:30,914 --> 00:28:32,799 Usually, they're, like, a little off. 666 00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:34,034 Off, how? 667 00:28:34,118 --> 00:28:35,702 Hmm, they miss. They think 668 00:28:35,786 --> 00:28:37,037 they're on your clit and they're rubbing your labia 669 00:28:37,121 --> 00:28:38,705 - like they're DJing in Ibiza. - Ew. 670 00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:40,473 Stop it. 671 00:28:40,557 --> 00:28:42,409 Stop doing that. 672 00:28:42,493 --> 00:28:43,710 Oh, yeah. 673 00:28:43,794 --> 00:28:45,712 Boys are usually total dummies about sex. 674 00:28:45,796 --> 00:28:47,581 You just have to guide them a little bit. 675 00:28:47,665 --> 00:28:48,915 Tell them what you like. 676 00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:50,750 Like, literally, spell it out for them. 677 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:53,437 PowerPoint presentation that pussy. 678 00:28:54,805 --> 00:28:56,590 And I'll just know what I want. 679 00:28:56,674 --> 00:28:59,693 Yeah, you got to trust your instincts. 680 00:28:59,777 --> 00:29:01,394 You probably know a lot more than you think. 681 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,229 - Okay. - Okay. 682 00:29:03,313 --> 00:29:04,497 I'm ready. 683 00:29:04,581 --> 00:29:05,665 Okay. 684 00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:09,135 Okay, please let me know if I hurt you. 685 00:29:09,219 --> 00:29:10,737 Mm-hmm. Just-just do it. 686 00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:13,073 - Do it. - Okay. Ready? Here we go. 687 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:21,031 Mm. Mm. 688 00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:24,050 - I got it. I got it! - Oh, my God! 689 00:29:24,134 --> 00:29:26,553 - Thank you! - Oh, my God, ew, ew, ew. 690 00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:28,788 I knew you could do it! I knew you could do it! 691 00:29:28,872 --> 00:29:30,523 I feel really accomplished! 692 00:29:30,607 --> 00:29:32,125 - Yes! - Oh. 693 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:35,362 - Good, good. Oh, my God. - Wow. Wow. 694 00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:40,066 Oh, well, now you just got to do a little something for yourself. 695 00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:41,234 Like what? 696 00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:44,471 Like this. 697 00:29:44,555 --> 00:29:45,905 Here. 698 00:29:45,989 --> 00:29:47,240 ♪ Yeah, we are fired up. ♪ 699 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:54,247 Uh, excuse me, 700 00:29:54,331 --> 00:29:55,749 can you please move? 701 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,517 I'm trying to watch the movie. 702 00:29:57,601 --> 00:29:59,019 Oh, it's just gonna take a second. 703 00:29:59,103 --> 00:30:00,420 You're being rude. 704 00:30:00,504 --> 00:30:03,790 I'm trying to spy on my girlfriend. 705 00:30:05,576 --> 00:30:06,926 Hey, actually, what do you think? 706 00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,762 You think they look like they're on a date? 707 00:30:08,846 --> 00:30:10,697 Or do you think that could be, 708 00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:13,199 like, her cousin or something? It's hard to tell. 709 00:30:13,283 --> 00:30:14,801 I can't... 710 00:30:14,885 --> 00:30:17,370 I can't really tell from here. Can you? 711 00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:19,005 That's the most exciting thing 712 00:30:19,089 --> 00:30:21,307 - anyone's ever done for me. - Ooh. 713 00:30:21,391 --> 00:30:23,126 Well, let's hope they're not full-blood. 714 00:30:24,361 --> 00:30:26,246 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 715 00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:28,214 - You're on a date? - Alice? 716 00:30:28,298 --> 00:30:29,649 What are you doing here? 717 00:30:33,403 --> 00:30:35,255 Are you crazy? 718 00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,057 Hey, hey. 719 00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:38,158 You lied to me. 720 00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:39,592 Sit down, lady. 721 00:30:39,676 --> 00:30:40,827 Okay, this is just gonna take a second, sir, 722 00:30:40,911 --> 00:30:42,662 so just pipe down. 723 00:30:42,746 --> 00:30:46,183 You told me you were working and you're clearly on a date. 724 00:30:47,351 --> 00:30:48,535 I know. 725 00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:50,203 I'm sorry. 726 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:51,371 I shouldn't have lied to you about having to work. 727 00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:53,673 Yeah, no shit. 728 00:30:53,757 --> 00:30:55,008 I thought we were, like, a thing. 729 00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:56,710 We are a thing. 730 00:30:56,794 --> 00:30:59,212 And we can be a thing, too. We just don't know yet, 731 00:30:59,296 --> 00:31:00,980 because we're dating. 732 00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:03,483 Yeah, we're dating. 733 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:04,918 Yes, this is dating. We date each other 734 00:31:05,002 --> 00:31:07,187 and we date other people. 735 00:31:07,271 --> 00:31:08,988 Uh, since when? 736 00:31:09,072 --> 00:31:11,925 Since the beginning of time, as far as I know. 737 00:31:12,009 --> 00:31:13,326 Well, I wish somebody had told me. 738 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:14,928 Namely you. 739 00:31:15,012 --> 00:31:16,062 I thought you knew. 740 00:31:16,146 --> 00:31:17,831 And I definitely thought 741 00:31:17,915 --> 00:31:19,532 you were dating other people, too. 742 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,735 - Why would you think that? - I don't know. 743 00:31:21,819 --> 00:31:22,936 You're famous. 744 00:31:24,154 --> 00:31:25,505 Who is she? 745 00:31:25,589 --> 00:31:27,073 - Okay... - Is it Ellen? 746 00:31:27,157 --> 00:31:30,176 No. Okay, that is such a bullshit excuse. 747 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:31,945 - I should just go. - No. 748 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:34,748 - What? - No, you should stay. 749 00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:36,783 Alice... 750 00:31:36,867 --> 00:31:39,619 It's not an excuse. Okay? It's just a fact. 751 00:31:39,703 --> 00:31:41,454 I like you. 752 00:31:41,538 --> 00:31:43,723 But I also like my regular life. 753 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:46,760 And those two things don't naturally go together 754 00:31:46,844 --> 00:31:48,628 because we just live in different worlds. 755 00:31:48,712 --> 00:31:50,797 You with the reg... Oh, my God, I'm normal. 756 00:31:50,881 --> 00:31:52,465 I have normal friends. 757 00:31:52,549 --> 00:31:54,234 No. You're not. 758 00:31:54,318 --> 00:31:56,569 And you haven't been for so long you can't even see it. 759 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:58,738 No. No, you know what? 760 00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:00,473 I think you're looking for things that are wrong 761 00:32:00,557 --> 00:32:02,208 because this is right. 762 00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:04,344 Did you ever think of that? Did that ever occur to you? 763 00:32:04,428 --> 00:32:07,213 That maybe this is about you and not about me? 764 00:32:07,297 --> 00:32:09,082 I just need to go slow. 765 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:11,918 You know, just turn the heat down a little. 766 00:32:12,002 --> 00:32:14,921 And I guess I just didn't know how to tell you that. 767 00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:17,323 Well, this way sucked. 768 00:32:17,407 --> 00:32:19,225 - For all of us. - Sit down. 769 00:32:19,309 --> 00:32:20,827 - Oh, shut it, mister. - Yeah. 770 00:32:20,911 --> 00:32:23,096 You never had a little dating drama in your life? 771 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,548 No. 772 00:32:26,516 --> 00:32:30,136 I'm sorry... I lied to you. I really am. 773 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:32,756 Yeah, I am, too. 774 00:32:35,525 --> 00:32:37,410 You like her more than me? 775 00:32:37,494 --> 00:32:38,929 Alice. 776 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:42,515 You didn't have to answer that. 777 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:45,535 Well, enjoy your movie. 778 00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:51,858 By the way, he dies in the end! 779 00:32:51,942 --> 00:32:54,311 Come on, lady! 780 00:32:56,113 --> 00:33:00,133 Okay, okay, let's just think of another way to pick a donor. 781 00:33:00,217 --> 00:33:03,220 Right? Let's, uh, not focus on perfection. 782 00:33:04,421 --> 00:33:06,105 What are we looking for? 783 00:33:06,189 --> 00:33:07,740 I guess you. 784 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,779 You have managed to both flatter me and insult me? 785 00:33:12,863 --> 00:33:14,280 Only you can really do that. 786 00:33:14,364 --> 00:33:15,481 Oh, thanks. 787 00:33:15,565 --> 00:33:18,518 Okay, so, who are you? 788 00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:19,719 Uh... 789 00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:22,222 Okay, me, uh... 790 00:33:22,306 --> 00:33:24,891 Who am I? Um... 791 00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,060 I am Chinese American. 792 00:33:27,144 --> 00:33:29,662 - That feels important. - Of course. 793 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,698 Uh, I don't know, I'm anxious. 794 00:33:31,782 --> 00:33:33,867 You want our kid to be anxious? 795 00:33:33,951 --> 00:33:36,803 No, no, of course not. I'm just describing myself. 796 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:37,971 You like books. 797 00:33:38,055 --> 00:33:39,672 That's true. I do. 798 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,975 But, I mean, is there a section for that? 799 00:33:42,059 --> 00:33:43,543 I see, uh, 800 00:33:43,627 --> 00:33:46,012 favorites animal, favorite person, 801 00:33:46,096 --> 00:33:48,248 education, food. I mean... 802 00:33:48,332 --> 00:33:52,002 This is really making me sad. 803 00:33:53,437 --> 00:33:55,021 Yeah. 804 00:33:55,105 --> 00:33:57,390 Yeah, me too. 805 00:33:57,474 --> 00:33:59,559 You know, this was supposed to be really fun, 806 00:33:59,643 --> 00:34:02,061 and it's just depressing, really. 807 00:34:02,145 --> 00:34:04,831 I just wish we could make a baby 808 00:34:04,915 --> 00:34:06,966 that's part of you and part of me and... 809 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:08,668 Yeah, me too. 810 00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:12,138 Cis-heads can just get drunk and do this on accident, 811 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:14,207 but we have to self-reflect and... 812 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,742 Oh, cis-heads definitely need 813 00:34:15,826 --> 00:34:17,677 to be doing some self-reflecting, too. 814 00:34:17,761 --> 00:34:19,746 - And there should be a test. - Right? 815 00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,382 There's a test for everything, except to be a parent. 816 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:24,584 - Any idiot could do it. - Oh, and they do. 817 00:34:24,668 --> 00:34:25,785 All the time. 818 00:34:25,869 --> 00:34:28,087 Okay, maybe we just have to 819 00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:29,722 figure out what we have in common. 820 00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:33,393 So the baby, like, fits in our family, you know? 821 00:34:33,477 --> 00:34:35,795 Yeah. 822 00:34:35,879 --> 00:34:37,530 - Yeah, I love that idea. - Okay. 823 00:34:37,614 --> 00:34:39,632 Okay. All right. 824 00:34:39,716 --> 00:34:43,369 Well, let's see if shit-talking is a category. 825 00:34:43,453 --> 00:34:45,872 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's right here. 826 00:34:45,956 --> 00:34:48,658 - Under religion. - Wow. 827 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,329 I thought you were it for me. 828 00:34:54,398 --> 00:34:56,816 Yeah, I never... 829 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,285 let myself think about the future. 830 00:34:59,369 --> 00:35:01,287 'Cause my mom, 831 00:35:01,371 --> 00:35:03,189 she always made all of these big promises, 832 00:35:03,273 --> 00:35:06,459 every time she got a new gig, or met a new guy. 833 00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:09,262 And none of them ever panned out. 834 00:35:09,346 --> 00:35:11,064 So... 835 00:35:11,148 --> 00:35:14,567 I just stopped thinking long-term. 836 00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:15,868 Yep. 837 00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:17,303 And I've tried, 838 00:35:17,387 --> 00:35:20,306 but I've never been able to think long-term. 839 00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:22,492 I let myself with you though. 840 00:35:24,561 --> 00:35:28,231 I saw my life with you. 841 00:35:29,499 --> 00:35:31,517 Us getting old together. 842 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:34,704 I've never been able to do that with anyone. 843 00:35:35,839 --> 00:35:37,457 But it can't happen. 844 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:39,092 Unless you really 845 00:35:39,176 --> 00:35:42,328 try to figure out why it is you do what you do. 846 00:35:42,412 --> 00:35:44,330 Because if you don't, we're just gonna end up 847 00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:46,766 right back here and I can't do this again. 848 00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:49,519 It's just too painful. Do you understand that? 849 00:35:53,590 --> 00:35:55,842 I'm not happy, Tess. 850 00:35:55,926 --> 00:35:58,044 ♪ Soft, somber music ♪ 851 00:36:08,839 --> 00:36:11,508 Hey. Tess. 852 00:36:21,017 --> 00:36:25,371 No, I'm so sorry, I can't do this back-and-forth. 853 00:36:25,455 --> 00:36:28,191 I just, I need to get off this fucking ride. 854 00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:35,882 Oh, my God! No. 855 00:36:35,966 --> 00:36:38,718 Just not. Definitely. 856 00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:40,270 How do you even do that? 857 00:36:42,139 --> 00:36:43,356 Hmm. 858 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,225 Okay, uh... let's see. 859 00:36:46,309 --> 00:36:47,727 Oh, what about this one? 860 00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:49,362 - Yeah, I like her. - Yeah. 861 00:36:50,814 --> 00:36:52,565 She's all like, I'm cute, I'm compact... 862 00:36:52,649 --> 00:36:54,167 And I get shit done. 863 00:36:54,251 --> 00:36:56,702 - Sure. - Yeah. 864 00:36:56,786 --> 00:36:59,172 Oh, God, you're hilarious. 865 00:36:59,256 --> 00:37:00,406 He's lucky to have you. 866 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:02,708 - Thanks, Bella. - Mm. 867 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,511 - That's super sweet. - Mm-hmm. 868 00:37:05,595 --> 00:37:08,648 Okay, purchased. 869 00:37:08,732 --> 00:37:12,135 - Oh, I should get one, too. - But, like, in different colors. 870 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,387 So we don't mix them up. 871 00:37:14,471 --> 00:37:17,190 Oh, my God. 872 00:37:17,274 --> 00:37:18,691 Such a good call. 873 00:37:18,775 --> 00:37:20,359 Thank you so much. 874 00:37:20,443 --> 00:37:23,613 Yep, yep. That is the right move. 875 00:37:32,756 --> 00:37:34,707 Hey, Mack. Where's your mama? 876 00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:36,375 - Oh, my God. - Shane? 877 00:37:36,459 --> 00:37:38,744 Oh, my God. Finley! 878 00:37:38,828 --> 00:37:40,480 Open, open the door, open the door. 879 00:37:40,564 --> 00:37:42,582 Hi, okay. 880 00:37:46,369 --> 00:37:48,254 Hey. 881 00:37:48,338 --> 00:37:50,923 Oh, my God, I was wondering why you weren't answering my texts. 882 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,292 Oh, God. 883 00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:56,379 - I, uh... what happened? - Thank you. 884 00:38:01,151 --> 00:38:04,103 I'm gonna get my stuff and I'll take the dog. 885 00:38:04,187 --> 00:38:06,456 What? That's it? You're just gonna go? 886 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,192 Yeah. 887 00:38:10,594 --> 00:38:13,946 I don't know what else to do, Tess. 888 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:16,332 I can't keep hurting you, so... 889 00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:20,170 I think this is for the best. 890 00:38:21,371 --> 00:38:23,289 ♪ Slow, somber music ♪ 891 00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:28,878 Oh, my God. 892 00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:38,988 I had a shit day, too. 893 00:38:40,323 --> 00:38:42,475 It's okay. 894 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,511 - Ready? - Yeah. 895 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,552 No fucking results? 896 00:38:52,636 --> 00:38:54,904 You got to be kidding me. 897 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,209 Back to the Tupperware? 898 00:39:01,111 --> 00:39:02,312 Yeah. 899 00:39:08,718 --> 00:39:10,937 ♪ "Different" by Wild Story ♪ plays... 900 00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:15,975 ♪ Keep trying to fit inside the lines now ♪ 901 00:39:16,059 --> 00:39:19,078 ♪ What if we never do? ♪ 902 00:39:19,162 --> 00:39:22,281 ♪ Sick of standing on the outside ♪ 903 00:39:22,365 --> 00:39:24,684 ♪ Of a crowded room ♪ 904 00:39:24,768 --> 00:39:27,286 ♪ Rainbows in our eyes can't seem to find ♪ 905 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:30,223 ♪ The great divide and get to the bottom ♪ 906 00:39:30,307 --> 00:39:32,158 ♪ Could be somebody else ♪ 907 00:39:32,242 --> 00:39:34,360 ♪ But who the hell will tell themselves ♪ 908 00:39:34,444 --> 00:39:36,913 ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪ 909 00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:41,033 ♪ Sometimes it feels like ♪ 910 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,836 ♪ Nobody is listening ♪ 911 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,073 ♪ Sharks in the water ♪ 912 00:39:47,157 --> 00:39:49,508 ♪ But I just keep swimming ♪ 913 00:39:49,592 --> 00:39:53,045 ♪ We'll never fit in with the rest ♪ 914 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,548 ♪ We've all got monsters under beds ♪ 915 00:39:55,632 --> 00:39:58,718 ♪ We'll never change it ♪ 916 00:39:58,802 --> 00:40:02,755 ♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪ 917 00:40:02,839 --> 00:40:05,625 ♪ Would they notice if we got lost? ♪ 918 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:08,628 ♪ If we disappeared? ♪ 919 00:40:08,712 --> 00:40:11,731 ♪ Tell me right after this rainstorm ♪ 920 00:40:11,815 --> 00:40:14,133 ♪ That the smoke will clear ♪ 921 00:40:14,217 --> 00:40:15,701 ♪ Looking at our dreams ♪ 922 00:40:15,785 --> 00:40:18,104 ♪ On movie screens and magazines ♪ 923 00:40:18,188 --> 00:40:20,039 ♪ Don't see a reflection ♪ 924 00:40:20,123 --> 00:40:21,807 ♪ Could be somebody else ♪ 925 00:40:21,891 --> 00:40:23,709 ♪ But who the hell will tell themselves ♪ 926 00:40:23,793 --> 00:40:24,977 Hey. 927 00:40:25,061 --> 00:40:27,179 ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪ 928 00:40:27,263 --> 00:40:29,282 Outside? Here? 929 00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:31,350 Now? 930 00:40:31,434 --> 00:40:32,585 Okay. 931 00:40:32,669 --> 00:40:35,454 ♪ We'll never change it ♪ 932 00:40:35,538 --> 00:40:37,623 ♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪ 933 00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:44,764 Sorry I closed the bar early. 934 00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:46,599 It's fine. 935 00:40:46,683 --> 00:40:48,668 I'll pay you back whatever I lost. 936 00:40:48,752 --> 00:40:50,536 I'm sure it wasn't much. 937 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,471 Or you can just take it out of my paycheck. 938 00:40:52,555 --> 00:40:53,873 But maybe not all at once. 939 00:40:53,957 --> 00:40:56,609 Or just do whatever you think is best. 940 00:40:57,794 --> 00:40:59,712 - It's fine. - Also, 941 00:40:59,796 --> 00:41:04,150 we might owe the fire department a couple thousand dollars. 942 00:41:04,234 --> 00:41:06,485 But it was that or drink. 943 00:41:06,569 --> 00:41:08,854 So I just thought it was best to get the hell out of there. 944 00:41:08,938 --> 00:41:11,357 Mm. 945 00:41:11,441 --> 00:41:14,493 I'm talking because I felt like 946 00:41:14,577 --> 00:41:19,265 whatever happened out there was bad, 947 00:41:19,349 --> 00:41:23,803 and I want to make it better, but I don't know how to, so... 948 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:25,938 ♪ gentle music ♪ 949 00:41:34,898 --> 00:41:36,382 We need to go to a meeting. 950 00:41:36,466 --> 00:41:38,918 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 951 00:41:39,002 --> 00:41:42,822 - Um, let's go to a meeting. - Okay, yeah, let's do that. 952 00:41:42,906 --> 00:41:43,889 - Let's, um... - That's a good idea. 953 00:41:43,973 --> 00:41:45,341 Yeah. 954 00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:52,231 All right. We got ice cream. 955 00:41:52,315 --> 00:41:55,067 - Mm-hmm. - Popcorn. Here we go. 956 00:41:55,151 --> 00:41:57,436 Yeah, for sure. 957 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,373 Oh. God. 958 00:42:00,457 --> 00:42:03,509 - What happened tonight was... - Oh, my gosh. 959 00:42:03,593 --> 00:42:07,179 It was... gay, so very gay. 960 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:08,748 There really aren't enough of us. 961 00:42:08,832 --> 00:42:11,584 Mm-mm. You know... 962 00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:13,018 you should hit them streets 963 00:42:13,102 --> 00:42:14,553 and start recruiting some more people. 964 00:42:14,637 --> 00:42:16,255 I'm sure they'd sign up in a heartbeat. 965 00:42:17,574 --> 00:42:18,608 Right. 966 00:42:19,943 --> 00:42:21,310 Mm. 967 00:42:25,482 --> 00:42:27,483 You know, I, um... 968 00:42:29,152 --> 00:42:32,204 I haven't really let myself think about Dre since we met. 969 00:42:33,623 --> 00:42:38,544 God, we had the best weekend together. 970 00:42:38,628 --> 00:42:40,746 It was like I was in a different life 971 00:42:40,830 --> 00:42:42,248 for a minute or something. 972 00:42:42,332 --> 00:42:44,066 I can imagine. 973 00:42:45,635 --> 00:42:47,086 I don't have to imagine, actually. 974 00:42:47,170 --> 00:42:51,090 I have my own version of them right up here. 975 00:42:51,174 --> 00:42:54,794 Yeah, that's right. 976 00:42:54,878 --> 00:42:56,762 Mm-hmm. 977 00:42:56,846 --> 00:43:00,633 You know, if... if you're into them 978 00:43:00,717 --> 00:43:02,334 and you wanna see where it goes, like, don't... 979 00:43:02,418 --> 00:43:03,502 - Mm. No. - I'm... 980 00:43:03,586 --> 00:43:05,438 No, no, no, no. No, no. No. 981 00:43:05,522 --> 00:43:07,339 I'm not gonna do that to you. 982 00:43:07,423 --> 00:43:10,193 You know me. Loyal like a dog. 983 00:43:11,794 --> 00:43:13,112 Yeah. 984 00:43:13,196 --> 00:43:15,047 - Mm! - Hmm? 985 00:43:15,131 --> 00:43:17,149 We should watch the director's cut of The Wedding Planner. 986 00:43:17,233 --> 00:43:19,118 - Oh, my God. Yes, we should. - Yes. 987 00:43:19,202 --> 00:43:20,653 And you know why? 988 00:43:20,737 --> 00:43:22,655 Because, you know, it just makes me feel good 989 00:43:22,739 --> 00:43:25,791 knowing that J.Lo's heel just so happens to be 990 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,128 the exact same size as a manhole cover hole. 991 00:43:29,212 --> 00:43:30,463 You remember that shit? 992 00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:31,931 That is what makes it fate though. 993 00:43:32,015 --> 00:43:33,632 - I know, it's fucking fate. - It's fate. 994 00:43:33,716 --> 00:43:35,634 Oh, wait, what does he say? 995 00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:37,636 "I have no idea 996 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:41,140 why you became a wedding planner, Mary. 997 00:43:41,224 --> 00:43:45,177 But I know the curves of your face. 998 00:43:46,863 --> 00:43:51,183 And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. 999 00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:54,854 And I know that that night in the park 1000 00:43:54,938 --> 00:43:57,656 was the best night I ever had." 1001 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:59,291 So good. 1002 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,793 Okay, you've definitely seen it too many times. 1003 00:44:00,877 --> 00:44:03,429 Oh, fuck, yeah. Again and again and again. 1004 00:44:03,513 --> 00:44:07,299 - By the way, he dies in the end. - Come on, lady! 1005 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,001 Okay, stop. I can't watch it anymore. 1006 00:44:09,085 --> 00:44:11,136 - Stop. - Wow, they really turned on you. 1007 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:14,440 I know. 1008 00:44:14,524 --> 00:44:16,141 Can you blame them? 1009 00:44:16,225 --> 00:44:18,444 Okay, it wasn't my finest moment. 1010 00:44:18,528 --> 00:44:19,979 You look insane. 1011 00:44:20,063 --> 00:44:22,181 Okay! Okay. Okay. 1012 00:44:22,265 --> 00:44:24,016 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1013 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:26,118 And it looks like I ate both tubs of popcorn. 1014 00:44:26,202 --> 00:44:27,553 Did you eat both popcorns? 1015 00:44:27,637 --> 00:44:29,488 Well, yeah, I mean... 1016 00:44:29,572 --> 00:44:30,723 Duh. 1017 00:44:30,807 --> 00:44:33,492 All right. 1018 00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:37,830 You know, it's not like it was even right with Taylor... 1019 00:44:37,914 --> 00:44:40,566 Or anyone lately. 1020 00:44:40,650 --> 00:44:44,887 Do you ever think that maybe this "not right" thing... 1021 00:44:46,389 --> 00:44:48,340 ...has more to do with you? 1022 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:50,643 - No. - No? 1023 00:44:50,727 --> 00:44:52,128 - Mm-mm. - All right. 1024 00:44:56,766 --> 00:44:58,951 You okay? 1025 00:44:59,035 --> 00:45:01,253 No. 1026 00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:03,155 No, no, I'm not. I'm not okay. 1027 00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,858 I, uh... 1028 00:45:05,942 --> 00:45:07,993 I ruined it. 1029 00:45:08,077 --> 00:45:11,063 I ruined it. With Tess. 1030 00:45:11,147 --> 00:45:14,066 No, she loves you. 1031 00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:16,285 Yeah, but that's not enough. 1032 00:45:18,254 --> 00:45:20,339 Well, look at us. 1033 00:45:20,423 --> 00:45:22,841 Oh, yeah. 1034 00:45:22,925 --> 00:45:25,962 ♪ "We'll All Be Alright" by Amy Stroup ♪ 1035 00:45:28,364 --> 00:45:30,499 You want to be the little spoon? 1036 00:45:32,468 --> 00:45:34,470 No one's ever asked me that. 1037 00:45:36,005 --> 00:45:38,791 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 1038 00:45:39,093 --> 00:45:40,677 Yeah, I'll be the little spoon. 1039 00:45:40,763 --> 00:45:42,481 You got it. 1040 00:45:42,566 --> 00:45:46,382 ♪ Love of mine ♪ 1041 00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:51,887 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 1042 00:45:53,356 --> 00:45:58,027 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 1043 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:13,542 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 1044 00:46:15,111 --> 00:46:19,231 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1045 00:46:19,315 --> 00:46:22,134 ♪ Ah ♪ 1046 00:46:22,218 --> 00:46:26,322 ♪ We fall, we fly ♪ 1047 00:46:27,957 --> 00:46:31,861 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 1048 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:37,900 ♪ We fall, we fly ♪ 1049 00:46:39,402 --> 00:46:43,572 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 1050 00:46:45,408 --> 00:46:49,278 ♪ Love of mine ♪ 1051 00:46:51,013 --> 00:46:54,098 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 73118

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