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Hey, S.M.A.S.H. fans.
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She-Hulk here with
some bad news.
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The Hulk is still lost in time.
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It all started when the Leader stole Dr.
Doom's time belt,
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then jumped back in
time to erase the Hulk.
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The good news is, the
Hulk grabbed a spare belt
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and jumped back in
time to stop him
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and keep the Leader from
changing history as we know it.
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But there's more bad news.
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They've been fighting it
out through the ages,
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and every time they change
something in the past,
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it messes with the present.
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Million-dollar question is,
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when will old Jade
Jaws pop up next?
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Uh-oh. World in trouble again.
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SHE-HULK: That's
not so bad, Skaar.
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So there's a weird, big,
green cloud out there.
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(CREATURES SNARLING)
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A-BOMB: That's not all
that's out there, Jen.
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What are you doing
back in time, Greenie?
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(YELLING)
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(THUDS)
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Ooh.
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I'll never get used to
this time travel thing.
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Wish Doc Doom included a
barf bag with this belt.
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(GAGGING) (STOMACH GURGLING)
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(RETCHES)
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(THE LEADER LAUGHING)
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Leader. No time to lose.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS) Gotcha, high-head!
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It's too late, Hulk. My plan
runs deeper than you realize.
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What plan? Talk, big brain,
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before I turn your head
into a punching bag.
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Even if you beat
my head into pulp,
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I'd still be smarter than you.
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When and where are we?
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You got two seconds.
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London, 1890.
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What, you can't get fish
and chips in the present?
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No, you dolt.
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I'm here for the only
other man in history
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more evil and powerful than me,
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but not as brilliant, of course.
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And I'm going to ally
myself with him in...
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the next 10 seconds.
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(BEEPS) Mmm-hmm.
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(TRAIN HORN BLARING IN DISTANCE)
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Who is more evil than you?
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(HORN CONTINUES BLARING)
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Dracula.
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Oh, man.
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I miss my team.
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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
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Your doom approaches, Hulk.
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(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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DRACULA: Such strength.
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What manner of creature is this?
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Another one of Dr.
Frankenstein's creations?
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Not even close, creep.
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I am Count Dracula.
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And you, creature,
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I can sense a power unlike
any other in your veins.
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You will serve me.
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No, thanks, fang face.
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I know all about you and your
little swirly hypnosis trick.
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(GROWLING)
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Aah!
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(GROANS)
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Vampires.
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Why'd it have to be vampires?
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My vampire minions...
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Attack! (SCREECHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Get off of me, you
undead mosquitoes!
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I said, "Off!"
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(SCREECHING)
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Oh, great. More fanged freaks.
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THE LEADER: Count Dracula,
ruler of the undead,
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I, the Leader, have
traveled far and wide
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to find your esteemed eminence.
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You found me, you green monstrosity.
(WHIMPERING)
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Speak quickly, before
I drain you dry.
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THE LEADER: I share
his power, Count.
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Bite me, and your fate
will be the same.
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What sort of demon are you
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that you would have such magic?
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Not magic, science...
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The science of the
oncoming century.
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And you can have
that power, Dracula.
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I can give it to you.
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DRACULA: No! Not the sun!
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(ROOSTER CROWING IN DISTANCE)
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It's light I cannot abide.
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You will never have to worry
about the sun again, Count.
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Your offer intrigues
me, creature.
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Let us continue this
conversation inside.
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Oh, yes. Of course.
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(MINIONS GROWLING)
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(HULK GRUNTING)
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Ah! Thank goodness for sunrise.
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(TRAIN ENGINE CHUGGING)
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Betcha Leader's on that train.
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A-BOMB: Has everyone in town been
turned into a bloodsucker but us?
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Eh, try to bite me, will ya?
(CLATTERS)
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Smash 'em, Hulks!
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If there's any humans
left, you have a choice,
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become a vampire or become food.
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Too many scary bitey people.
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You ain't kidding, Skaar.
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(GRUNTS)
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My wooden stake should hold
them off, at least for a while.
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Then what? How do we fix this, Mr.
Monster Movie Expert?
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Break the curse, and everyone
will go back to normal.
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To do that, we've gotta
destroy the master vampire.
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You know, stabby-stab
with a stake.
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No. Steak for eating, not stabbing.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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We also need silver,
anointed water, and garlic.
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(GRUNTS) Lots and
lots of garlic.
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Well, there's a little deli. Bound
to be some garlic in there.
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(BELL TOLLING)
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HULK: Hmm. They're
here all right.
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Cute. A tarp-covered walkway
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that protects Dracula
from sunlight.
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(GRUNTS)
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(FRANK GROWLING)
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Frank?
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It's me.
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It's Hulk.
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(GRUNTS) (GROANING)
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(GROWLING)
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Oh, yeah. He hasn't met me yet.
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Frank smash Dracula's monster!
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(FRANK GROANS)
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Take it easy, you box of bolts.
We're friends.
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(GRUNTS)
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I don't like Dracula either.
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I'm on your side.
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You are like Frank,
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but Frank have no side.
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Frank alone.
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Yeah. I know how
you feel, buddy.
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I'm alone too.
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But now we have each
other and a mission.
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Come on.
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Mmm. Yes.
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Two monsters on a mission.
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HULK: Drac's gotta be
in here somewhere.
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(GROWLING)
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Yeah. I know him.
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Or, at least, his
grandson in the future.
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I know you too, N'Kantu.
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You're the Living Mummy.
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DRACULA: The hour grows
late, my friends.
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Quick, this way.
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Have you made your decision?
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(GROWLS) I'll never bow
down to you, Dracula.
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I despise your kind.
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And I, a pharaoh,
serve a mere count?
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N'Kantu serves none but himself.
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Decisive enough
for you, vampire?
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If you're not with me,
you're against me.
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You can rot here until
I decide your fates...
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In a few hundred years.
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Hey, I'll free you both,
but I need your help.
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Dracula's teamed up with
my enemy, the Leader.
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Whatever they're up to will put
the whole world in danger.
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We do not care about the world.
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We just want vengeance
on Dracula.
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This isn't about revenge.
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You have powers other men don't.
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You should fight for humankind.
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(SCOFFS) What has
humankind done for us?
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N'KANTU: Motive does not matter.
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You need our help as much
as we need yours, monster.
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Free us.
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The name's not
monster, it's Hulk.
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Now let's get moving
before I regret this.
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THE LEADER: I call it
the Gamma Furnace.
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Simple in design.
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I will demonstrate when I have
assurance we will be partners.
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I don't take partners,
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I take slaves.
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Now show me.
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You think your 19th
century parlor magic
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can trap the most
powerful mind in...
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Yes, master.
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(FRANK YELLS)
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HULK: Leader didn't
see that coming.
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Let's light up this place.
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(SNARLS)
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That beast is
becoming a nuisance.
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You, activate the furnace, now!
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Yes, master.
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(WHIRRING)
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Awaken, my children.
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(MINIONS GROWLING)
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Vampires bite.
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SKAAR: Why city look so creepy?
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RED HULK: Because vampires
have taken over, dummy.
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Skaar not like
this hiding place.
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RED HULK: Dog-boy's right.
We're trapped.
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A-BOMB: (SIGHS) Well, I
think we're safe up here.
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At least till the sun goes down.
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And then we're
pretty much doomed.
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You are not putting my
mind at ease, Jones.
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You see those fires? They're
some kind of smokestacks,
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pumping out all
this green poison.
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Hey, that's Dracula's castle.
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He's behind this!
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We stop the smoke,
the sky clears up,
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and the sun'll cook Dracula.
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Good-bye, vampire problem.
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(MINIONS GROWLING)
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Werewolf, watch your back!
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You see? That's what heroes do.
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They stick up for each other.
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(GROWLS) Don't tell me what
to fight for, monster.
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(SIGHS)
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If these jerks aren't gonna
help, I'll do it myself.
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(GRUNTING)
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The beast will
destroy my furnace!
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You have failed me, Leader.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLING) No.
No, master.
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This was just the test run.
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Wait until you see what your
humble servant has planned.
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Come, let these monsters perish.
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We have much work to do.
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You are going to be a
very busy servant.
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Off me, foul spawn!
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Frank, help N'Kantu!
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Frank, listen to me! Frank!
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We've gotta back each other up!
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Everyone look out!
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(YELLS)
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Finally. Okay, team.
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Let's find Dracula and
the Leader and the...
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Team?
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(SCOFFS) They're gone.
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Oh.
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So, you're running away? What
kind of monsters are you?
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The kind humanity despises.
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Sorry, green monster.
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We're getting as far away from
Dracula and London as we can.
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We help Hulk attack Dracula.
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Fight over.
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HULK: But the fight isn't over.
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Look at the gamma cloud coming
out of that smokestack.
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It'll shroud everything
from the sun.
252
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,304
Once Dracula takes over
London with his train,
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the world will be next.
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Not again. (GRUNTS)
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I came from the future, where
you're far more than this.
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You join forces and fight
for something greater.
257
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,883
What's that?
258
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,819
The people of the world.
Now's your chance
259
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,255
to do something for
somebody else for a change.
260
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,858
N'KANTU: It will
change nothing, Hulk.
261
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:44,028
To humans, we are, and
always shall be, monsters.
262
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,797
We were all human once.
263
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,832
We're only monsters
when we forget that.
264
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:51,936
(GROWLS) We've been forced
by humans to forget.
265
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,372
All they see are a
bunch of evil freaks.
266
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,274
So make 'em see differently.
267
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,112
(SIGHS) Fine.
268
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,981
Then it's up to me
to finish this...
269
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,850
alone. (GRUNTS)
270
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,923
(HORN BLARING)
271
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,792
(GRUNTS)
272
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,393
DRACULA: Impressive.
273
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:19,164
Your science will shroud the
whole world in this green smoke.
274
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,833
My greatest enemy, the
light of the sun,
275
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,535
will be defeated.
276
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,837
Yes, master.
277
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,173
You will rule now and forever.
278
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,843
(YELLS)
279
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,380
Leader, I've come
to get you out.
280
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,515
You're coming back with me.
(CHUCKLES)
281
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,050
There's no hope, Hulk.
282
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,019
He calls me Renfield now,
283
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,121
the name of his fallen servant.
284
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,490
What do you mean,
there's no hope?
285
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,259
I did as the master commanded.
I did. I did.
286
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,462
I made a gamma-resistant
strain of the vampire virus.
287
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,998
(CHUCKLES) Now we can both
become one with the master.
288
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,100
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
289
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:59,571
Wow. You've really
lost it, Leader.
290
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:02,040
He's under my control now...
291
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,509
as you are about to be.
292
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,178
(HULK GRUNTS) Ah!
293
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,279
Ha!
294
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,914
(GROANING)
295
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,986
No! (ROARS)
296
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:20,358
RED HULK: Keep climbing, S.M.A.S.H.'ers.
Almost there!
297
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,193
SHE-HULK: Made it.
You ready for this?
298
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,562
Wait. We need to arm
up for the big bad.
299
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:28,132
Garlic, symbol of purity. Good
for the blood, great on pizzas.
300
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,034
Dracula hates the stuff.
301
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,903
This better work, Jones.
302
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,905
You get the anointed water, Jen.
303
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,507
But toss it only when
you're close enough
304
00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:36,975
to get a direct hit.
305
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,910
It hurts Drac as
much as sunlight.
306
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,980
And Skaar, a dagger
of pure silver.
307
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,982
Ooh.
308
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,517
The bane of supernatural creatures,
according to Monsterpedia.
309
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,387
Hey, hey, hey. Use it only
when we really need it.
310
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,156
Skaar like pretty blade.
311
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,458
Well, what about you, Rick?
312
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,659
Are you kidding?
313
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,595
I'm keeping all the best
gear for myself, yo.
314
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,901
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
315
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,670
A-BOMB: Dracula?
316
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,972
Welcome, my old friends.
317
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,177
Hulk?
318
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,947
A-BOMB: Looks more
like Count Hulkula.
319
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:22,120
I haven't seen you in well
over a hundred years.
320
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,289
Hulk... Vampire?
321
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,357
This is your castle?
322
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,959
But what about Dracula?
323
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,928
Count Dracula and the Leader
324
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,063
both fell beneath my power.
325
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,232
They would not serve me.
326
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,135
Now, you have that choice.
327
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,603
SHE-HULK: Hulk, it's us.
328
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,204
We're your friends.
329
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,041
Vampires have no friends.
330
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,676
Only servants...
331
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,945
and food! (GROWLS)
332
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,012
Whoa!
333
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,014
Take a whiff, Count Greenie.
334
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:50,014
Hey.
335
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:54,452
I am far too powerful
for such things, fool.
336
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,055
Garlic, Jones? You big dummy.
337
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,025
(SCREAMS)
338
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,195
That was too close.
339
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:08,266
I told you, I am more
than just a vampire...
340
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,003
I am Lord Hulk, Dark
Master of this World.
341
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,672
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
342
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,077
DRACULA: Do not struggle, Hulk.
Give in.
343
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,379
You are one of us now.
344
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,513
No!
345
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,715
(LOUD BANGING)
346
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,149
(GROWLS)
347
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,584
(GASPS)
348
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,320
HULK: (GROANS) You...
349
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,022
came back.
350
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,757
Humanity needs our help.
351
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,259
We don't want to be seen
as monsters forever.
352
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,129
You won't. Trust me...
353
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,765
(GROANING IN PAIN)
354
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,035
You helped us, Hulk.
355
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,137
We help you.
356
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,006
We must stand as one,
357
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,642
or we will all fall
under Dracula's curse.
358
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,011
Ah!
359
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,215
Your powers have waned, N'Kantu,
360
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,084
while my power grows.
361
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,120
Join me before it's too late.
362
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,221
Never.
363
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,159
It's over, Dracula.
364
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,460
(GROANS)
365
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,763
It's only beginning, monster.
366
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,798
You can't resist me now.
367
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,142
(GROANING)
368
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,411
Hulk? Are you...
369
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,147
(SNARLING)
370
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,352
One... last... shot!
371
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,256
(RINGING)
372
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:46,832
Oh, no...
373
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,268
Light! And it's burning
out the virus.
374
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,669
(SHRIEKS)
375
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,171
(GROWLS)
376
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,644
(SNARLS)
377
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,248
Been waiting a long
time for this.
378
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,683
DRACULA: It amuses me.
379
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,653
The living are just so slow.
380
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,189
(DRACULA LAUGHING) FRANK: Hulk.
381
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,192
No.
382
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,127
(SCREAMS)
383
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,576
(GASPS)
384
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,345
I appreciate the
attempted rescue, Hulk.
385
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,348
Your heroism is
sickening, as always.
386
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,283
Goodbye for now.
387
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,152
Next time, it will be war.
388
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,790
No, not again.
389
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,391
Get out before it's too late.
390
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,460
I'm going to wreck
this gamma engine.
391
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,230
Frank stay with Hulk.
392
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,132
We are together in this.
393
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,300
Till the end, my friend.
394
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,802
HULK: Take it apart!
395
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,467
HULK: My S.M.A.S.H.'ers
couldn't have done it better.
396
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,357
(GRUNTS)
397
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,692
SHE-HULK: Too strong!
398
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:25,596
A-Bomb, your anti-vampire
weapons aren't cuttin' it.
399
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,265
Skaar, just use the blade.
400
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,734
Oh, yeah, Skaar forgot to slash.
401
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,306
(CLANGING)
402
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,176
Fools. Huh?
403
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,379
No!
404
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,851
RED HULK: Sunshine's back!
405
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,587
Yes! And that means...
406
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,622
(GROWLS IN PAIN)
407
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,663
A-BOMB: Finally, the
curse is broken.
408
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,966
SKAAR: Humans turn back.
409
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,303
Halloween over, Greenie?
410
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,872
Yeah. Thanks, S.M.A.S.H.'ers.
411
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,907
You saved me and the world.
412
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,376
Thought we lost you.
413
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,346
A-BOMB: Oh! RED
HULK: Wait, wait...
414
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,981
(ALL SCREAMING)
415
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,983
(GROANING)
416
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,220
Dracula's castle
and Hulk are gone.
417
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:22,220
Not really.
418
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:27,792
I think another alternate version
of the Hulk has been created.
419
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,495
But our... The real Hulk
is still back there,
420
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,231
lost in time.
421
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,300
Uh, explain time
travel to Skaar again.
422
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,469
Skaar not understand.
423
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,538
WEREWOLF: It's finally over.
424
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,306
I'm proud of you guys.
425
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,742
You stuck together and
fought for something.
426
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,311
You're a team with a
positive mission now.
427
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,380
Our thanks to you, Hulk.
428
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,449
It was an honor to
fight by your side.
429
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,684
So where do you go from here?
430
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,353
Back to your time?
431
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:55,353
No, after the Leader.
432
00:20:55,355 --> 00:21:00,925
If I don't stop him, there won't
be a "my time" to go back to.
433
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,928
Goodbye, Hulk.
434
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,897
See you in the future.
435
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,735
Fighting for something
bigger than myself
436
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,404
always gets me through
the dark times.
437
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:13,404
I feel honored to
have been the one
438
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:17,508
to bring the Howling Commandos
together as a team.
439
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,978
(SIGHS) Unless the
Leader gets his way
440
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,714
and unwinds all of
time and space.
441
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,017
Guess that means I
better get moving.
442
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,952
Time stands still for no one.
443
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,587
(CLICKING) Not even me.
444
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,788
Hulk out.
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