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Steady as she goes, Jen.
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This is gonna be
some interception.
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Yeah. Biggest since Ego
the living planet.
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Yo, Hulksters.
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Remember a few episodes ago
when we were lost in space,
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and we went through a wormhole back to
earth, but it was, like, way in the future
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and we found out a meteor destroyed the
world 'cause we weren't there to smash it?
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Well, it's here, now,
and we gotta stop it.
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'Cause if we don't,
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kiss everything you
know good-bye.
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Skaar go boom?
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HULK: Not while I'm around.
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Don't you mean "we"?
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No. I told you before.
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I'm going out to
smash it, alone.
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Dumbest idea ever, Green.
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SHE-HULK: Whoa! Show a
little respect, Rick.
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(STATIC)
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So, me and Hulk blew up on
each other this morning,
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and I threatened to
quit the Smashers.
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He threatens to quit
'cause I'm making a call?
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I'm leader of this team.
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If he doesn't like it,
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he can go join Alpha
Flight or something.
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There's too much gamma radiation
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coming off that thing,
even for a Hulk.
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No reason to risk all of us.
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Yes, there is, because
this is what we do.
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Jones is right. We gotta take
on this mission as a unit.
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Hulk smash together.
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I guess it's unanimous.
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No time to argue. Come on.
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Now, stay back in
case it gets past me.
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Yeah, nice try ditching us.
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Come on, Smashers. Let's
follow our green leader.
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Yeah!
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(GRUNTS) (EXPLOSION)
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We did it. Did we?
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Well, this ain't good.
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SHE-HULK: We just broke
it into five pieces.
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You just had to hit it first.
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Stop talking and smash.
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I'm going after the big one.
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Can't let that gamma
core hit the earth.
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(GRUNTS)
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Aaahhh!
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(STRAINING)
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(YELLS)
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(FIRES) Aah!
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Hulk! He needs us.
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(GRUNTING)
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Whoo. Where did that come from?
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Hulk, prepare yourself.
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Smash it, now! (YELLS)
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Hulk and Spaceman smash meteor.
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Yeah. But who is that guy?
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Good question.
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Start talking, mystery man.
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Don't worry. I'm a friend.
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Let's get the Hulk inside.
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You okay, cuz? (GRUNTS)
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I'm all right, Jen.
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Question is, who are you?
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There's something
familiar about you.
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Should be.
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'Cause I'm you, Hulk.
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I am the Hulk of the future.
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(SCOFFS)
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You gotta be pulling
my Gamma Gauntlets.
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Wow. Geezer Greenie can
sure grow a beard.
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I'm impressed.
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Old Hulk look like Santa.
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Oh, my gosh, is that
really grandpa you?
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Can't be. Not possible.
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Gotta be a trick.
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I came from the future to
help you stop the meteor.
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In my time, it
devastated the world.
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The surviving scientists
built me a time machine
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to come back and fix things.
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You needed my help,
or the earth,
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our earth, would've
been destroyed.
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Until we can figure out
a way to send you home,
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we'll bring you back to base.
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Jen, let's go.
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A-BOMB: Come on in,
uh, Grandpa Hulk.
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Ah, the old Gamma Base.
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Still looks so new.
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Built to be our prison, and
then it became our home.
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Eh, Hulk?
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I still can't believe you're me.
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Yeah, but something's different.
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(SNIFFING) Skaar smell it, too.
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That's just old-man smell.
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Oh. I know.
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You're thinking you
can't trust me.
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But I'm you.
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Can't you trust yourself, Hulk?
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I spend half my life
not trusting myself.
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Yeah, but what if he's not you?
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He could be one of those
leader doppel-Smasher robots
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or a Skrull or who knows what.
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Aah! Rick...
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Always so paranoid
with your crazy ideas.
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Right, Hulk? You got that right.
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Yeah. But I actually agree
with Jones for once.
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So let's take him
to the med bay.
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A DNA test will
prove it for sure.
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That's my Jen,
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so smart and always with a plan.
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Come on, Smashers.
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(HUMMING)
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COMPUTER: DNA
sequencing complete.
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Subject is the Hulk.
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SHE-HULK: It really
is you, Hulk.
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Just way older and
a little crustier.
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Wow, the Hulk of the future!
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So, about my future. When
do I get my movie deal?
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Is my first movie called the A-Bombinator?
Do I get at least 10 sequels?
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Stop being so shallow, Jones!
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We gotta ask important, serious
questions about the future,
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like when do I become president?
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Aah. If old Hulk know future,
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old Hulk know what
Skaar has for dinner.
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Skaar hungry now, so tell Skaar!
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The future's been changed,
so anything's possible now.
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Which means you might not
even be the real me anymore.
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And a clone of me would
have the same DNA.
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Okay, then, how about
we go slug it out?
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Our fighting style is
better than a fingerprint.
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Can't copy that.
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I could go for some smash.
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I get to watch Greenie
beat up geezer Greenie?
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I love it!
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Hulk, you can't beat up old you.
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Come on, Jen.
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I'm every bit the
Hulk I used to be.
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Let's smash.
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The old training room.
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(GROWLING) And, Devil,
you old lizard.
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Come here, boy. (SNIFFING)
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Aw, don't be that way.
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If Devil doesn't like him,
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then something
definitely isn't right.
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What exactly is
this gonna prove?
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I mean, besides it
being a dumb idea?
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Forget him. Let's
get it on, old...
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Old man? (CHUCKLES)
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That's what young me would say.
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Enough jabber! Fight!
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(GRUNTING)
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Not fast enough,
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old man. (CRASH)
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Hulk fighting himself?
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Talk about time paradox.
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Not trusting future Hulk, though.
Something ain't right.
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And it's not just because
I'm ticked off at Hulk.
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Okay, it's mostly because
I'm ticked off at Hulk.
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Ah, good one.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLS) Shouldn't
have done that, pops.
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(ROARS)
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That's the me I remember.
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(GROWLS) (YELLS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(GROWLS)
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(GROWLS)
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What the Hulk?
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Hulk,
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I've come for you.
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(WHIRRING)
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FUTURE HULK: Get down!
(GRUNTING)
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You won't stop me this time.
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Maybe not, but we will.
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No, wait. I'm trying to...
(GRUNTS)
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Sorry. Couldn't hear your robo-voice
with my fist in your throat.
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(GRUNTS)
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Come here, mystery man!
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(THUDDING)
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You heard the lady,
though, eh, creep?
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Skaar help Hulk.
Don't need help.
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(GRUNTING)
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He's a madman. From
the future, as well.
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But he used the meteor impact
to try and take over the world.
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He wants to destroy us.
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(GROWLING)
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Hulk, no, wait! No, stop!
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It's me, Hulk. It's...
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Think you can come into
my base and attack me?
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(GRUNTING)
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Hulk smash!
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Oh, no. Hulk's losing it.
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(GRUNTING)
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FUTURE HULK: Yes, destroy him.
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He would wipe us all out, Hulk.
The entire world.
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Uh-uh. I don't think so.
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No!
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Yeah!
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It can't be. It's me!
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Another A-Bomb? From
tomorrow land, too?
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Hulk, wait. (GRUNTS)
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Rick? Why?
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Why were you trying
to destroy me?
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FUTURE HULK: Don't
listen to his lies.
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He'll try to trick you.
We must finish him, Hulk.
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Nobody's finishing anyone until
we straighten this mess out.
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You can't believe him.
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In our future, he is a villain,
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a tyrant, a monster.
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Huh. Maybe I was right
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about old jade jaws
back in the day.
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I don't trust this
future A-Bomb.
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I knew you'd see the truth.
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I came to save you.
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He came to spread
his destruction.
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No, you don't understand.
I was trying to...
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Hey! What are you doing?
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I thought you were acting
like a jerk before.
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Now you're totally
out of your mind.
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Out of my way, A-Bomb, or
I'll pound you so hard,
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your future self will feel it.
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So, then, bring it on, big guy.
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Whoa. Stop it. You
guys are friends.
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What is the matter with you?
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Huh. Red, put that
future traitor
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in the leader's old cell, now.
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00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,872
You bark orders at
me like that again,
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I'll smack the green
right off of ya.
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I said now!
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I haven't seen him
this angry in years.
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Something's wrong. Hulk
hasn't been acting normal
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since his future self showed up.
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(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)
(SOFT GROWLING)
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(YAWNS)
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Ah. (COUGHS)
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Devil. Hey, boy. How you doing?
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(GROWLS SOFTLY)
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Hey. Let me out.
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I wasn't attacking
you with a weapon.
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It's a gamma nullifier!
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A cure for the Hulk's
gamma poisoning.
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Listen to me! (BEEPS)
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He'd say anything
to deceive you.
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SHE-HULK: So, how long are we
supposed to keep him in there?
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This is still Rick
we're talking about.
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Yeah. I don't wanna spend
my future in a prison cell.
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What about my movie deal?
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FUTURE HULK: We keep him there
for as long as we have to.
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Hey, we weren't asking you.
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We were asking the present boss.
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Like I said, we keep him there
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for as long as we have to.
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Hulk, I don't know why my
future self attacked you,
255
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,273
but it's gotta be A,
'cause I've gone crazy,
256
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,809
or B, because you... He...
257
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,679
Did something really
messed up in the future.
258
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,415
All I know is that
future you attacked me,
259
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:27,052
so future you is gonna rot in
there until we figure out why.
260
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,028
A-BOMB: Okay, hold up.
261
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,464
Hulk, I'm sorry about
our fight this morning.
262
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,033
Seriously, we can't
take it this far.
263
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,336
Hulk...
264
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,005
What's done is done.
265
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,344
Skaar not happy.
266
00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:00,051
This is where they start
to turn on us, Hulk.
267
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,786
What are you talking about?
268
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,988
They're... They're my friends.
269
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,924
And when you try
to protect them,
270
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,926
they say they don't need it.
271
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,161
Well, you don't need them.
272
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,864
No one else knows how you think,
273
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,966
except me.
274
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,234
I do trust you.
275
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,937
We're the same.
276
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,972
There's something
you need to see.
277
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,040
(WHIRRING)
278
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,309
The day the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
279
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,377
try to take over the world.
280
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,480
(THRUMMING)
281
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,117
(GUNFIRE) RED HULK:
Do as Jones said.
282
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,052
Take him down.
283
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,787
It's now or never.
284
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,325
(GRUNTING)
285
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,429
We gotta destroy him.
286
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,964
(GROWLS)
287
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,905
Hey, tomorrow me, here you go.
288
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,910
I suppose if anyone would
trust me, it'd be me.
289
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,945
All I know is you better
have a good reason.
290
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,015
If future me turns
out to be a jerk...
291
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,051
Like I told you earlier when
I asked for these tools,
292
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,554
I have all the evidence
I need right here.
293
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,323
(THRUMMING) Wow, holograms!
294
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,192
Ah, it looks so real.
295
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,860
FUTURE A-BOMB: It will be real.
296
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,095
In the future, the Hulk,
297
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,997
mind corrupted from that meteor,
298
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,498
becomes The Maestro,
299
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,935
a cold, evil, monstrous,
self-appointed ruler
300
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,004
of all humanity.
301
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,581
A-BOMB: Well, what happened
to all the other heroes?
302
00:13:30,605 --> 00:13:32,043
Couldn't anyone stop him?
303
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,312
Fool! This food is cold.
304
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,248
(GRUNTS)
305
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,951
Fail me again, and I roast you!
306
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,321
Everyone who tried to
stop him was defeated.
307
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,256
Everyone but us.
308
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,894
Why old Smashers fight old Hulk?
309
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,530
FUTURE A-BOMB: The core of that
meteor gave him gamma poisoning.
310
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,899
None of us knew until
it was too late.
311
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,435
It deranged Hulk, turned
him into a madman.
312
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,938
I used to think Green was evil.
313
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,174
Now I realize he really can be.
314
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,076
It's not his fault.
315
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,946
Maybe we can change
it, fix it somehow.
316
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,114
(GRUNTS) So what's
our next move?
317
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,383
Cure the Hulk.
318
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,054
Then The Maestro's twisted
evil will never exist.
319
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,324
Okay, first things first. We gotta
find Hulk, get him on our side...
320
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,458
(GROWLS)
321
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,927
It's too late! Don't
you do it, old man!
322
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,029
Aah!
323
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:25,997
Hulk, please.
324
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,099
Buddy, you gotta listen to me!
325
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,568
I see through all
your lies, Rick.
326
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,136
I've learned the truth.
327
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,940
Your evil ends here and now.
328
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,976
Good-bye, Smashers.
329
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,112
(WEAPON FIRES)
330
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,382
Hulk, snap out of it!
331
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,255
Shooting at me is not
what I had in mind.
332
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,890
(YELLS)
333
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,925
(GRUNTS) (CRASHING)
334
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,660
Trying to help ya, Green.
335
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,363
The meteor affected your brain!
336
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,466
Lies! All lies! Aahh!
337
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,469
Future Hulk bad man! (YELLS)
338
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,106
Skaar, you had little
chance versus one Hulk
339
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,508
but no chance against two.
340
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,177
(GRUNTS)
341
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,948
Hulk, listen. It's me, She-Hulk,
342
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,385
Jen, your cousin, your family.
343
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,087
Remember those images
from the future, Hulk?
344
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,490
They want to control the world.
345
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,458
They tried to destroy us.
346
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,029
All because we tried to
lead, to save the earth.
347
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,098
(GRUNTS)
348
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,600
(SIGHS)
349
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,469
Hulk, no. Don't listen to him.
350
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,072
"Him"? We are one and the same!
351
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,941
(YELLS) (GRUNTS)
352
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,476
A-BOMB: Say good night, Hulks.
(GROWLS)
353
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,982
Oh, my gosh. That's
your one-liner?
354
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,518
Was I really this
lame back in the day?
355
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,320
(SARCASTICALLY) Ha, ha.
356
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,655
How about a little less criticism
and more saving the world?
357
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,892
Come on. (GROANING)
358
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,063
Let's hope my gamma
nullifier is salvageable.
359
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,665
Sorry about stomping
on that, by the way.
360
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,199
Oh, now you're sorry.
361
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,469
Okay, future me, you are being
a little bit of a jerk.
362
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,171
Let's get to the lab.
363
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,145
HULK: What do you want
with the reactor?
364
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,827
(WHIRRING) FUTURE HULK:
The only way to save
365
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,984
the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
is to subdue them, (BEEPS)
366
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,120
Then help them see
the world as we do.
367
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,488
Right.
368
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,395
All right. Oh, you know what?
I better lock the door.
369
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,131
Let's hope these primitive
tools prove useful.
370
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,067
(WHIRRING)
371
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,237
Wow! Future self,
you can fix that?
372
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,107
Oh, that's cool. I
get super smart.
373
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,109
Hey, how'd I get that robot arm?
374
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,210
You don't wanna know.
375
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,345
Yes, I do. It's my arm.
376
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,214
When I was first using
gear from the vault
377
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,749
to try and build
this gamma siphon,
378
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:01,085
the Hulk grabbed my, uh, your,
379
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:04,522
our arm, and... (WHOOSH)
380
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,658
What? Ow! He can't do that.
I need this arm.
381
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,427
It hurts just thinking about it.
382
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,029
(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)
383
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,733
Get used to pain, Rick.
384
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,802
Hulk, your brain was infected
385
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,104
by gamma poisoning
from that meteor.
386
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,339
You gotta fight it.
387
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,741
I'll fight you instead. Oh, no!
388
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,743
(GRUNTING)
389
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,146
Too late, traitor.
390
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,214
You're not gonna
finish your weapon.
391
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,650
It's not a weapon, Hulk.
I'm trying to help you.
392
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,487
This is the only way I
can shut you up, boy.
393
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,590
But I thought we were gonna
make them see things our way.
394
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,759
There'll be time for that later.
395
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,495
(GROWLING) SHE-HULK:
Get him, Devil!
396
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,466
Ow!
397
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,068
(GRUNTS)
398
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,374
Listen to me, Hulk. You're
still good inside. I know it.
399
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,675
(GROWLING)
400
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,145
(GROANS)
401
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,181
(WHIMPERING)
402
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,116
You fools!
403
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,218
I am no longer the Hulk.
404
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:11,489
In my time, my subjects
called me The Maestro!
405
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,326
Don't forget it!
406
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,728
(GRUNTING)
407
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,730
(GROANING)
408
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,167
Don't listen to The
Maestro, Hulk.
409
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,570
He's not you. You're
better than him.
410
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,239
No! I'm him!
411
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,374
I am him!
412
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,211
(GROWLS) Aw, don't do it, Hulk.
413
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,114
That's my video game-playing hand.
No!
414
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,150
Hang in there, kid. A
robot arm ain't so bad.
415
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,887
(GRUNTING)
416
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,691
Don't make me fight you.
417
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,826
I should've defeated you by now,
418
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,596
but I realize I'm holding back.
419
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,133
I loved you once. You
were my family, Jen.
420
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,769
(GRUNTS) Then stop this.
421
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,438
(GRUNTING)
422
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,242
I cannot, because you
will become evil.
423
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,911
I'm better off on my own!
424
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,646
(GRUNTS)
425
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,583
Ow! My arm doesn't
bend that way!
426
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,386
(GRUNTS) Stop, Hulk. No!
427
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,488
You and the Smashers
are all I got.
428
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,490
You're my best friend.
429
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,293
(GRUNTING)
430
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,462
Rick.
431
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,431
(WHIRRING) Yes!
432
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,766
Now, let's hope this works.
433
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,902
Give me that! (GRUNTING)
434
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,373
Time to take your medicine.
435
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,508
Aah! (GRUNTING)
436
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,747
What happened?
437
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,453
(GRUNTS)
438
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,257
(GROANING)
439
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,393
Ooh. Rick?
440
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,895
Maestro's cured, too. We did it!
441
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,198
We changed the past!
442
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,435
From this point on, the
future will be different.
443
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,939
My friends, I...
444
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,341
I'm sorry for what happened.
445
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:10,341
It wasn't you.
446
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:15,279
It was someone else from a different time.
(RED HULK YELLS)
447
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,815
(GRUNTING)
448
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:21,652
Uh, what the heck's
going on in here?
449
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,821
A-Bomb cured me,
450
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,791
making sure our
future's a bright one.
451
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:30,561
What... What's happening?
This timeline has changed.
452
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,263
We're going back to a new time
453
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:35,233
where we can set
the world right.
454
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,702
Uh, good-bye, future me.
455
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,904
Catch you on the
flip side, past me.
456
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,243
So, time travel. Yeah.
457
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:49,013
Skaar's mind blown.
458
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,415
So I guess you're
wondering why me and Hulk
459
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:51,415
were made at each other
in the first place.
460
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,886
Well, Hulk told me he was gonna
go smash the meteor without me,
461
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,624
and I was like, "Dude, I thought we were
past all that overprotective stuff."
462
00:20:59,626 --> 00:20:59,624
And he was all like,
463
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,326
(MOCKING) "No, Rick,
I've got a bad feeling
464
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,688
"something bad is
going to happen."
465
00:21:03,712 --> 00:21:05,563
"It's going to be bad."
466
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,832
And guess what. All kinds
of bad stuff happened.
467
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,034
But in the end, it all got fixed.
Why?
468
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:13,371
'Cause me and Hulk are
the awesomest pals ever.
469
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,973
Of course we're pals.
470
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,276
And that's why I didn't
want Rick to go.
471
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,378
But I realize that
was a mistake.
472
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,948
When things got tough, I
abandoned my friends.
473
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,783
Worst thing I could've done.
474
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,654
Good friends like Rick help
you through hard times.
475
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,622
Hulk out.
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