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GOSSIP GIRL
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Good evening, followers.
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For those who might have been
living under a rock,
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maybe you haven't heard:
There's a new Queen of Constance.
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Over a million views and counting
on your last four TikToks.
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Tega reacted
and Lil Huddy parodied you.
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"Besting" is spreading faster
than chlamydia through Tisch.
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Still no response from Julien?
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But at least there's nothing about your
mom's grade-buying scandal either.
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You've bested even that.
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If Julien isn't coming for me, my reign
will be as boring as hers was.
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That's why you need a romantic interest
with which to share your throne
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and cause immaculate
pain to on a daily basis.
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Candidate number one is ready
to meet if you are.
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- Hi, I'm Skylar.
- You're B.G. until I upgrade you.
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Skylar Goodwin,
13,000 followers.
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She's a senior at Spence, lacrosse
captain, student body vice president...
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No, too on the nose. Swipe left.
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Can you believe it?
Our first public date.
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Not a hotel fuck
or a vestibule duck in days.
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Those weren't all bad.
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Hey, Stacey.
My usual table, please.
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- Sorry, Max. We're booked up.
- Excuse me?
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- Maybe next time, try Resy?
- Did you just Resy me?
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- We'll go somewhere else.
- Yeah. Let's go.
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Which brings men to a question
for all of you.
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Who are you now that things have
been turned inside out?
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Let's make a carbonaran like
the Roman gods intended.
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Ingredients... The classic carbonara
has no cream.
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It's egg, cheese, and a type of bacon
called guanciale.
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Okay. I may have
undercooked it a little bit,
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so I hope
you like doughy over dente.
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The pasta's not the only thing
that's doughy.
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You've cooked every night this week.
The effort hasn't gone unnoticed.
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Davis: We need to talk about
Julien's sleeping arrangements.
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I'm just glad I actually get
cooking videos again
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after my For You page
was contaminated with deHaanTok.
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She should have the bigger room.
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That's Zoya's room
and Julien doesn't mind.
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Everything okay?
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Davis: I'm the one that minds.
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Nick: I'll figure something out.
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Yeah. Sorry.
Just... work stuff.
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I have a huge court case
in the morning.
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HOW SHE WORE IT
HOW I WORE IT
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Monet's "Who Wore It?" TikToks are
now officially a trend called "besting."
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She does look good.
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Are you really going to keep playing
pacifist while Rome burns?
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I'm taking the high road. There's
no such thing as a one-sided war.
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Tell that to the Romans.
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But don't worry, Julien. Imitation
is the sincerest form of battery.
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Only two more days together.
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I'll fly up from the campaign trail
as soon as I can.
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All I have to do is stand
and smile by my mom, anyways.
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Maybe I could sneak
a hologram of myself in.
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Obie! And Grace.
It's so nice to see you.
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We're at our usual spot
if you wanna join.
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- Feels like forever...
- We're just gonna go hang by the bar.
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And after all, a new world order
only means one thing, new problems.
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- That was weird, right?
- Understandably.
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We got her wasted and put her meltdown
on every platform we could find.
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Which is exactly what you need
to be doing to Monet.
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Devalue that currency, girl.
Everyone is looking to you to respond.
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Dakota even talked about it
on Drew.
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I don't care about some fake war
with a fake rival.
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What I care about are my friends
and mending those relationships,
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including Obie. And Grace.
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It would be easier to stop
the polar ice caps from melting.
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You wanna do that next?
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You didn't have
to make it awkward.
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Look, just because
she apologized for what she did
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does not mean
that I'm ready to forgive her.
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So, can we talk about your mom?
I wanna make sure that she likes me.
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- She's going to love you.
- I wanna make a good impression.
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And you'll have
the perfect opportunity to.
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I was able to wrangle an hour of her
schedule for us to have tea with her
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before she's surrounded
by donors and diplomats
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at the big Amnesty International
fundraiser at the Guggenheim.
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Wherever you may have landed after
the shakeup, I hope it's on two feet.
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Because sources tell me
this ground won't stay stable for long.
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Till then, good night.
And good luck.
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Mike Shubin
This account is private.
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Dad?
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- Kiwi?
- How did you get in?
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I still have a key.
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And look, I made your favorite.
Banana pancakes.
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You didn't have any bananas,
or syrup, so I improvised.
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What are you doing in the city?
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Big textile convention
at the Javits Center.
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I was able to land a meeting
with a distributor
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who has a line on some
second-run Turkish fabric,
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which I can turn over
for a sweet markup.
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Wow. That's great, Dad.
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I'm sure you're busy educating
future presidents all day
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and becoming
the next Harper Lee at night,
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but any chance you can
squeeze in
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some Kiwi catchup time
this afternoon?
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Of course! Do you wanna come by
the school around 3:00?
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You can meet my friends,
see where I work.
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That sounds like a date.
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So good!
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Four-point-four-eight!
Four-point-four-eight!
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Is that a bad thing?
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- I was a 4.22 last week.
- Oh, so it's a good thing.
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No! Of course not.
A low rating means
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that they're jealous of what they picked
you up from or witnessed.
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Ticking up is very bad. No table
at Odeon? No comps at Dame?
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- Waiting in line at Ostbahnhof?
- You waited in line?
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See? Thank you.
She gets it. Diagnosis?
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Your cachet's based
on everyone's desire to fuck you.
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Now that you've gone
from Élite to Baby-Sitters Club,
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you might as well
have moved to Austin.
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Now that the world knows
he's in a relationship, he's boring?
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Exactly.
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Maybe you need your very own
Manhattan Maxploration.
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That helped me
when my image needed updating.
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No. No. You can't explore
a barren ground.
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This is absurd. But nothing
I can't fix by end of the day.
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How?
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By helping you do what you do best.
Throwing a party.
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A debaucherous, drug-fueled,
who's-who and who's-under-who,
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proving, in sheep's clothing
or out, you are still the Wolfe.
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You don't even have to partake.
You just have to present.
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From participant
to promoter is a level up.
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I get to meet your dad?
The man behind your origin story?
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The one who begat the woman
who begat a revolution?
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These days, he begets refurbished
furniture, but you'll love him.
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Everyone does. Apparently,
that gene skips a generation.
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Shubin's been stonewalling me
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ever since I sent in the tip
that got Burton fired.
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Speaking of, hot goss
on the new head teacher.
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- She's like our age.
- Which "our"? Yours or mine?
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Don't know. Totally crazy.
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- Greetings! Headmistress Duva...
- Teacher.
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Head Teacher Duvall.
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Jordan Glassberg, computer science.
I look forward to working with you.
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- Hi, Jordan. And you must be Kate.
- How'd you guess?
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Mike and I have been
friends since grad school.
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He's been filling me in
on where the bodies are buried.
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That's so good.
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- So, when does Tiff get in?
- This morning.
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She's taking the train down from
Exeter, so I guess, like, 10:00?
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She's the coolest friend I have.
I can't wait for you to meet her.
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Great! You're here.
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And in the middle of a conversation
with my girlfriend.
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That's who I was talking to. Hot
chai with vanilla sweet cream foam?
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My favorite order.
How'd you know?
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You mentioned it was
your go-to afternoon pick-me-up
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over New Year's Eve,
and I'm a good listener.
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Yeah, because you and Monet
were trying to sabotage her.
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- I was just...
- Let's just finish this up inside.
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Less... noisy.
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Maybe "crash and burn"
is a good place to stop.
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I'm getting contact basic, anyway.
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If she's here to stay,
as it appears she is,
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I need her to like me, or our entire
friend group falls apart!
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Look what Monet has done.
Everything's fallen apart.
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I'm a Met step five.
What are you?
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Seven.
We can't be seen together.
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Let me get in good with Grace,
and then I'll tackle Monet.
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That's right. Twelve dozen
of the Kumamoto oysters,
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and then six cases
of the Larson Blanc de Blancs.
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This is clearly
reserved seating.
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And this is your first warning.
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Three of these, and you have to use
the teacher's entrance for a month.
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You said you had
updates for me?
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Yes. We found you
the perfect candidate.
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Tiff Meyers.
An ambassador's daughter,
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a regular
on Forbes 21 Under 21,
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rumored dalliances
with both Jojo and Auli'i.
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She wrote a viral essay at 14
on renewable energy
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that was presented by Kamala
herself on the Senate floor.
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She's the power lesbian
of solar power.
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There's just one problem.
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Her best friend
is someone you know.
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How is that a problem?
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- You have a good day at school.
- See you later.
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Hi, Grace!
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I just wanted to ask if you wanted
to hang out today after school.
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- Mine, not yours. Do you even...
- Home school.
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- How lucky!
- That tracks.
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I wanted to know if you wanted to go
shopping with me at the same time.
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We haven't spoken since the whole
misunderstanding in Hudson.
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And I have so regretted my part
in Julien's manipulations.
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That was your idea, Monet. And...
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- But which I agreed to, so...
- Right.
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These are both such lovely offers.
Perhaps we can combine them?
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The personal shopping experience
that I booked for us at Reformation,
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only allows two at a time.
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That's too bad.
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Okay. I can see if,
they can expand.
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But please watch my back
for any fountains.
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I didn't push you...
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We'll see you at 3:00.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- Can't wait.
- Perfect.
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Good luck, bitch. She only has room
for one bestie,
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and it's going to be me.
I'll make sure of it. Girls!
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You want in the door tomorrow,
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you walk through
those doors... in this.
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00:11:02,598 --> 00:11:07,354
Looks like this armistice
is armed and dangerous.
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What was once peace
is about to be blown to pieces.
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How's Operation Feed and Forgive
working out for you?
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I think I'm one more TikTok recipe
away from being ungrounded.
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So, what do you say to a celebratory
sleepover at my house?
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You, me, a two-person in-PJs
reading of an Alice Childress,
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directed by and starring me,
of course,
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but with occasional supporting
performances from you?
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Maybe we should stick
to my house?
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Okay, I know my dad
was kind of an asshole, but...
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Your dad probably isn't even
around that much right now,
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what with his big promotion.
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- Why'd you say it like that?
- Okay...
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Don't freak, but my dad checked with
his lawyer friend at your dad's firm,
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she says they haven't promoted
anyone all year.
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- They're in a hiring freeze.
- Wait, did you ask him to do that?
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Shan, my dad's not a liar.
He was on the phone all of last night
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preparing for a case
he's in court for right now.
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- I wasn't trying to start something.
- Yes, you were. And I'll finish it.
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- Outten and Golden.
- Hi, Bradley. This is Zoya Lott.
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I was wondering if you knew when my
dad was coming out of court today.
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No court dates today.
Your dad took the morning off.
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Let me transfer you to his cell.
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Work
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Nicholas!
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- Thanks for coming in.
- Hey.
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- Mr. De Haan.
- Call me Greyson.
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- Shall we?
- We shall. We shall.
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Yeah, no, it was totally crazy.
"Get out of our way!"
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You don't think he'd actually...
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Tell her you sent the tip in
that got her predecessor fired?
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You know him better
than we do.
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How well do you know him,
by the way?
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The only one
with job security here is you,
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and the only thing you care about
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is a one-sided rivalry
with Magic Mike?
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Duvall told me this morning
to "use less words,"
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and if I was
"always this much energy."
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But what do we do?
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Convince Mike sending in
the tip was impulsive,
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that you're deeply passionate
about your beliefs,
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and sometimes
you get carried away.
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He'd never believe me!
He'd see right through it!
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You could talk to him maybe?
Hearing it from someone else could...
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- Hey!
- Dad! You're early!
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- Jordan, Wendy.
- A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Keller.
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- Pleasure is mine.
- Do I seem like a lot to you?
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Should we grab a bite?
There's a really great halal cart...
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Oh! Got us a reservation
at Rosa Mexicano.
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Only the best for my Kiwi.
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Let me grab my purse.
Might be expensive.
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You guys will talk
to that student for me, right?
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You can count on us, Kiwi.
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Jordan...
you should use less words.
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"You can..."
Six words.
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Are you sure about the Bottega?
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I think your father would prefer
the Etro.
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Nope! No, no, no.
Hey, look, Pops is gonna love
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whatever you wear, I promise.
You look great!
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I don't know what makes me
more nervous.
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My first night away with your father
since the separation,
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or whatever's happening here.
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All you have
to worry about is being late.
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Have fun, boys. And don't...
touch the Haring.
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- He's been through enough.
- Okay.
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I'm nervous, Ak.
What if Grace's mom doesn't like me?
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I'd be more nervous
you won't like her.
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00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,548
Charlotte Byron makes
the Tea Party look like...
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... a tea party.
Didn't she campaign for Trump?
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What, like your dad and my parents
would have if they were from here?
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Look, Grace is not like that,
all right? She's like one of us.
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I know you are nervous
about making a good impression.
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- You like Grace, and I get it.
- Yeah.
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Don't stress. You know if I could be
there for support, I would, all right?
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I get it. Your boyfriend's party
takes precedence.
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I think he needs you
a lot more than I do.
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I don't care if your cousin's
getting married.
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You're the only bartender
in the tri-state area
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who can make
a half-decent Vesper.
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So get your shit together
and be here by 6:00.
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Your ratios are all off.
If I wanted CBD, I'd go to CVS.
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We normally have more, but Lucas
Hedges just bought the bulk of it.
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He's hosting a rager
in Brooklyn Heights.
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We have pre-rolled joints
we can give you on discount.
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I can guarantee you that there's never
been a rager in Brooklyn Heights,
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and that pale-faced ginge wouldn't know
the difference between dank and ditch.
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So you can give him your mids
and me your fire,
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or I'll put your number
on Telegram
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and you'll be doing frat runs
the rest of your life.
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Okay. Ladies, hi.
So, I think there might be
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a little bit of confusion
on where you are right now.
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See, Mr. Wolfe has been one of
your most consistent customers.
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So I think whatever inventory
you're thinking of
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handing over to Hedges,
you can redirect.
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We'll pay double?
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- Sold.
- Sold.
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Only one of us is walking out
of here Grace's friend. Okay?
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- How does it look?
- Almost ready!
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We can both be. Why does everything
have to be a battle?
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00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,896
I really like the emerald green.
301
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,815
Do you really think
that they want puppies and hugs?
302
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:04,652
No, that's for Hillary Duff.
Do you want to be dueting
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with your younger self
ten years from now,
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showcasing just how little
happened in between?
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00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:12,242
Or do you wanna keep grabbing
those brass rings
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until you have
full fucking grills?
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00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:15,828
I want neither of those things.
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00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:18,665
Okay. So, when I'm done with you,
that wish will be my command.
309
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:19,999
Why do you even wanna be
her friend anyway?
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00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:22,920
She's not big on social media,
and her mom redistricted Virginia.
311
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:27,131
Why do you? She's dating your ex.
And she's basic as fuck.
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00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:31,552
I know what you're feeling.
It's a little out of your wheelhouse.
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00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:34,555
- But I think you've never looked better.
- But is it me?
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00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:38,394
Yeah, Julien has a tendency
to only think about herself.
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What about...
This is more you. Am I right?
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00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:43,649
- That is so cute.
- It is. So try it on.
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And then we'll head over to everyone's
fave, Scotch and Soda!
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- You didn't answer my call.
- Excuse me? I was...
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00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,629
- I was in court.
- Not according to your office.
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They said you took
the morning off.
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00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:10,634
So is honesty really the best policy?
Let's find out.
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00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:14,680
I didn't wanna say anything
until I was sure it was happening.
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00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,099
The promotion just isn't enough money.
I've started looking for a new job.
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And I had an interview in the
employment litigation department
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at Debevoise and Plimpton.
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00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,815
Dad, why didn't you
just tell me that?
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00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:27,066
I'm, like, always burdening you
with bad news.
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00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:29,944
So I wanted to make sure
this was solid before sharing.
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00:17:29,944 --> 00:17:32,615
It's still not done,
but I'm meeting one of the partners
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at a charity event
at the Guggenheim tonight.
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00:17:34,782 --> 00:17:38,328
Z, it's fine. We just have to be
patient with each other.
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Trust takes time to rebuild,
for both of us.
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00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:53,510
Do you know what my favorite thing
about Kate is? Her sense of duty.
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00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,013
Obviously, she can be intense,
but her intentions are good.
335
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:59,891
Everything she does, she does
because she deeply cares.
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00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:01,018
- Jordan...
- She cares so much.
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00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:04,479
- Which is why she...
- She sent you to talk her up to me.
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00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,690
- No. No, of course not.
- Yeah.
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00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:10,485
- Totally and completely.
- Why am I not surprised?
340
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:16,282
- What the fuck was that?
- What do you want from me?
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00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:19,160
I'm a lot!
I have to save my own job too.
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00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,746
To Kate: need a plan B
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00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,544
- Reservation for Keller.
- Right this way.
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00:18:27,544 --> 00:18:29,087
The other member of your party's
already been seated.
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00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:32,341
- Other member?
- My girlfriend, Theresa.
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00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:35,009
Can't wait
for my two fave girls to meet.
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00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:39,098
- Hey.
- Sweetie.
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00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,308
Here you go.
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00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:46,020
How'd you know
this is my favorite?
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00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,106
Oh, I just had a feeling.
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00:18:48,106 --> 00:18:49,441
Only one bagel, though.
352
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:51,401
Can't be late
to meet my mom and Obie.
353
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:54,112
It's been so nice spending
the afternoon getting to know you.
354
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:57,949
Your mom is super impressive.
Is it true that at the age of 25,
355
00:18:57,949 --> 00:18:59,784
she became the mayor
of Big Stone Gap?
356
00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:02,954
- You know Big Stone?
- Yeah. It's...
357
00:19:02,954 --> 00:19:04,581
There's a movie
called Big Stone Gap
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00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:06,959
starring Ashley Judd
and Patrick Wilson.
359
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:09,168
Yeah! It's...
It's one of my fave rom coms.
360
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:12,630
Mine too!
Patrick Wilson is so dreamy.
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00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:15,634
The dreamiest!
Obie mentioned that you used to ride.
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00:19:16,217 --> 00:19:18,387
When I was younger,
my grandma had this horse...
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00:19:18,387 --> 00:19:19,637
Obie didn't mention my accident?
364
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:23,100
Jules! How could you forget
about Grace's accident?
365
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:25,269
Found it!
366
00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:28,271
Sorry. Yeah. She... fell.
367
00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:29,898
Her favorite horse, Buttercup,
stepped on her face.
368
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:34,028
...favorite horse, uh,
Buttercup, stepped on her face.
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00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:37,071
I lost my front tooth
and could've died.
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00:19:37,071 --> 00:19:39,867
- Never rode again.
- That's horrific.
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00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,202
But I'm so glad
you're finding new hobbies.
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00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:45,331
- You're into soap carving, right?
- She won a competition last year at...
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00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:48,417
Yeah, I saw that you won
a championship... at...
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00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:54,882
Gothenburg! Monet?
She hung up?
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00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,343
- Gothenburg.
- Yeah.
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00:19:57,717 --> 00:20:01,346
I love Sweden! We should do
a girls' trip to the fjords this summer.
377
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:03,766
- I'd love that!
- So would I.
378
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,853
And then... T and I
are planning a cruise to Jamaica.
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00:20:09,354 --> 00:20:12,399
I gotta tell ya, she's put a spring
back into my step.
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00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:15,943
And you in mine, Den.
Your father is quite the character.
381
00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:19,156
- Indeed he is.
- Don't you even think about it.
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00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:22,200
I gotta get to my meeting.
But I want to tell you
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00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,163
how happy it has made me
having lunch with my two girls.
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00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:29,583
I will see you later.
385
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:34,880
- Bye, sweetie.
- Bye.
386
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:41,011
Um... Jamaica.
387
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,638
I know you don't know me at all,
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00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,974
but I'm... I'm not the kind of woman
who has blinders on.
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00:20:45,431 --> 00:20:49,436
He told me about his past, how hard
it was for you and your mom.
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00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:52,564
But he's turned a corner, truly.
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00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,983
He's in therapy.
Did you know that?
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00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,193
I didn't know that.
393
00:20:57,486 --> 00:21:00,488
This pic of you and your
twin brother is so cute!
394
00:21:00,488 --> 00:21:02,491
- Are you two close, G?
-"G"?
395
00:21:02,824 --> 00:21:07,245
Not really. Jake and I shared a womb
for nine months, but not much else.
396
00:21:07,829 --> 00:21:09,914
Monet, we've been doing this
for twenty minutes.
397
00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:11,834
I'm already late
to meet my mom and Obie.
398
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,503
But I'm so loving your looks.
Come on, just one more.
399
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,340
- OMG. You know Tiff Meyers?
- She's my best friend.
400
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:21,176
- I'm seeing her tonight. Why do you ask?
- What a coincidence!
401
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:24,305
I have had the biggest crush
on her from afar for ages.
402
00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:27,348
- She's like the me of Exeter.
- That is a coincidence.
403
00:21:27,348 --> 00:21:29,268
Do you think
that you could introduce us?
404
00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,894
Sorry, my mee-maw taught me
405
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:33,813
to never get involved
in other people's relationships.
406
00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:37,901
If it goes badly, you could lose
a friend. I'm sorry.
407
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:40,945
Are you kidding me? I spent the entire
day pretending that you don't have
408
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:44,866
the taste of a 25-year-old mom
from Tenafly, and for what?
409
00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:46,367
That's what you guys were doing?
410
00:21:46,868 --> 00:21:49,413
- You two are unbelievable.
- No, no, no! I wasn't...
411
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,206
I had nothing to d...
412
00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:55,336
How lovely to be dragged down
by you again.
413
00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:58,921
- I'll bounce back. And faster.
- Synthetics usually do.
414
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,592
She's waking up.
415
00:22:06,763 --> 00:22:13,186
Well, this party has flatlined.
Time of death, 7:32 p.m.
416
00:22:13,186 --> 00:22:14,312
It's early still.
417
00:22:14,312 --> 00:22:17,440
- Yeah, and a lot of people already came.
- Yeah, pre-game, Hope. Pre-game.
418
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,319
They're not coming back. And worse,
my friends from Berlin are in town,
419
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:24,906
and they didn't invite me to the reunion
they're apparently having without me.
420
00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:28,284
I mean, what, did our summer at sea
mean nothing to them?
421
00:22:31,996 --> 00:22:33,666
It says here that they're going
422
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:37,044
to that charity event at the Guggenheim
that Grace's mom is in town for.
423
00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:39,545
- Yeah, so?
- So maybe we're thinking too small.
424
00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:42,423
I mean, why be a local sensation
when you can be a global one?
425
00:22:42,423 --> 00:22:44,300
I mean, if you're trying
to get your rep back up,
426
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,512
all you need to do
is do what you do best,
427
00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:48,179
cross borders and boundaries.
428
00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:55,228
- Senator.
- Thanks.
429
00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:57,814
I'm a Bowman Brothers straight,
one rock, but I assumed
430
00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:01,902
you'd prefer a Coke
mixed with orange soda?
431
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:05,698
- You know about Spezi?
- I have a great staff.
432
00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:09,076
Since anyone in my orbit
is under a microscope,
433
00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:11,954
I have to.
I know a lot about you.
434
00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:15,082
Anything that I should
be afraid of?
435
00:23:15,082 --> 00:23:18,126
- I have a strong aversion to drama.
- As you should.
436
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,962
I'm pretty turned off
by it as well.
437
00:23:21,462 --> 00:23:24,508
Doesn't mean you're not still
surrounded by it.
438
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:28,553
The smallest bit of scandal,
even on the periphery,
439
00:23:28,553 --> 00:23:30,930
can sink my reelection plans.
440
00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:34,935
I'm not saying I don't approve.
Your family's reputation precedes them.
441
00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:39,272
I'm only asking that perhaps
you keep this in mind
442
00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:41,357
regarding the company you keep.
443
00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:44,944
- Hi!
- Let's put a pin in that for now.
444
00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:47,113
- There you are, darling.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
445
00:23:47,113 --> 00:23:50,034
We've made good use of our time
together. Haven't we, Otto?
446
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:53,203
I'm glad he's accompanying us
to tonight's event.
447
00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:56,290
Looking good.
448
00:23:56,290 --> 00:24:00,002
I'll be back by 10:00.
Just gonna shake hands and pray.
449
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:01,669
- Good luck.
- Bye, Z.
450
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,297
Hey, Dad.
You forgot your...
451
00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:22,691
To MonetdeHaan: Your parents going
to that Amnesty Int. event tonight?
452
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:27,153
Yes, and please never dm me again
453
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,241
Uh-oh. What now?
454
00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:34,703
My dad made me feel crazy, like I was
wrong for assuming something.
455
00:24:34,703 --> 00:24:36,537
But he just lied to me again!
456
00:24:36,537 --> 00:24:39,083
Should we ambush him
with a polygraph machine?
457
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:42,335
- I have zip ties in my bag.
- No, I have a better idea.
458
00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:45,505
I'm gonna go to that party thing
tonight, catch him red-handed.
459
00:24:45,505 --> 00:24:49,176
- I'd like to see him lie to me then.
- Good luck.
460
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:54,347
You can't just play the hand
you've been dealt.
461
00:24:56,432 --> 00:24:59,186
AKI: got your wish, we're doing afters
at that charity event. See you there?
462
00:24:59,186 --> 00:25:02,273
MONET: I need a favor. You cannot
refuse. C u at the Guggenheim.
463
00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:06,151
GRACE: Zoya asked if she could come
tonight. I said yes. PS: mom loved you.
464
00:25:06,151 --> 00:25:10,614
It's Charlotte Byron. Please keep our
conversation in mind tonight. No drama.
465
00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:15,869
When your back's against the wall,
there's only ever one way out.
466
00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:19,122
You have to mount an offensive.
467
00:25:19,122 --> 00:25:24,043
Hey, are you busy tonight?
I need your help.
468
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:30,884
Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
469
00:25:31,427 --> 00:25:32,970
Is it always like this?
470
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,305
Occupational hazard,
471
00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:38,641
given our mom's unpopular stances
on refugees' rights among the liberals.
472
00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:40,561
- Hope my sister warned you.
- Not to worry, Jake.
473
00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:42,228
His family deals with this
all the time.
474
00:25:42,228 --> 00:25:45,524
Except he's usually on the other
side of the barricades.
475
00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:48,152
Hey, Senator Byron. Fuck you!
476
00:25:53,115 --> 00:25:55,701
Bye, bye, Byron!
Bye, bye, Byron!
477
00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:12,718
Nice to see a friendly face.
Thank you again for doing this.
478
00:26:12,718 --> 00:26:16,555
Yeah, it's... quite a scene out there.
How can I help you avoid one in here?
479
00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:18,723
I promised Grace's mother
that there would be no drama.
480
00:26:18,723 --> 00:26:21,560
And of course...
Divide and conquer?
481
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:26,898
All right. One more thing. I didn't tell
Grace that I invited you,
482
00:26:26,898 --> 00:26:29,860
just because I thought
that she might think it's weird.
483
00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:32,196
Don't worry, I...
484
00:26:32,529 --> 00:26:35,658
I'm Keisha McGuire's guest,
so her and I go way back.
485
00:26:35,658 --> 00:26:37,075
Thank you.
486
00:26:39,661 --> 00:26:41,830
Why are you here, De Haan?
And what will it take for you to leave?
487
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,874
An introduction to your girlfriend's
friend, Tiffany Meyers,
488
00:26:43,874 --> 00:26:45,709
the future Lorraine
to my Habsburg.
489
00:26:45,709 --> 00:26:47,628
After what you pulled,
why would I do that?
490
00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:50,464
Because I will pull much worse,
right here, right now, if you don't.
491
00:26:50,464 --> 00:26:53,884
In front of everyone, including...
Who was it? Your future mother-in-law.
492
00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:55,344
- Look...
- What?
493
00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:58,346
- Just an introduction?
- That's it, king.
494
00:27:01,057 --> 00:27:02,476
We're clashing tones.
495
00:27:02,476 --> 00:27:04,270
We can't meet like this!
I'll be back in 15.
496
00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:06,187
- Oh, my God.
- What do you...
497
00:27:10,526 --> 00:27:12,569
Well, how exactly
is this gonna work?
498
00:27:12,944 --> 00:27:15,155
Just see and be seen
with your sea people,
499
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,241
and everyone will be talking
about you by morning.
500
00:27:18,241 --> 00:27:20,284
Proximity
isn't prominence, Hope.
501
00:27:20,284 --> 00:27:24,331
Well, get in good with them now,
go out with them later,
502
00:27:24,331 --> 00:27:25,456
and give 'em a night
to remember.
503
00:27:25,456 --> 00:27:27,083
What's this I hear about a night
to remember?
504
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,837
- Jules, what are you doing here?
- I'm a guest of a guest.
505
00:27:29,837 --> 00:27:32,547
And my host wouldn't really like it
if things got out of hand,
506
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,674
so could the pocket pharmacy
close for tonight?
507
00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:37,428
This is supposed to be
a dignified affair.
508
00:27:38,594 --> 00:27:40,180
All yours.
509
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,641
I cannot believe that you just handed
those to her.
510
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:46,020
I can't believe you think
I'd still keep my stash in there
511
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,022
after that Rafa incident.
512
00:27:48,814 --> 00:27:50,649
Jules? Wait, you're here?
513
00:27:50,649 --> 00:27:53,736
This is an event.
I go to events. You do not.
514
00:27:53,736 --> 00:27:55,445
Why did you ask Grace
to get you in?
515
00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:57,656
My dad lied to me.
So I'm gonna catch him in the act,
516
00:27:57,656 --> 00:27:59,407
make sure
he doesn't do it again.
517
00:27:59,407 --> 00:28:01,951
Okay. Do you really think
that this is the place for that?
518
00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:05,413
This isn't a debutante ball
or a school fundraiser.
519
00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:07,082
Look around.
520
00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:10,961
This is politics.
The stakes are...
521
00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:12,754
- Jules.
- Obie?
522
00:28:12,754 --> 00:28:14,756
- Have you seen Zoya?
- Have you seen Monet?
523
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,508
This is exhausting!
524
00:28:16,508 --> 00:28:18,802
Yeah. Now you know
how I always feel.
525
00:28:20,053 --> 00:28:23,431
Dad?
What happened to your key?
526
00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:28,270
You owe me an explanation.
527
00:28:29,854 --> 00:28:33,816
My dad is in town for a textile
convention and he has a key?
528
00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:37,195
No, an explanation for why you sent
your minions to sweet-talk me.
529
00:28:37,195 --> 00:28:39,198
- How do you know where I live?
- It's on the contact list.
530
00:28:39,198 --> 00:28:41,492
Don't change the subject.
What are you so afraid of?
531
00:28:41,492 --> 00:28:44,035
- That I'll tattle on ya?
- Yes! Of course, I'm afraid!
532
00:28:44,035 --> 00:28:47,456
I thought I was doing the right thing,
and only you know I did it,
533
00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:49,541
and you haven't talked to me
since I've done it, so...
534
00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,710
So, what do you want from me?
535
00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:56,506
I'm sorry, I wouldn't usually answer
an unknown number, but I...
536
00:28:56,506 --> 00:28:58,341
But you're gonna
use it to stall?
537
00:29:02,054 --> 00:29:06,016
I understand. Yeah.
I can be there in 15 minutes.
538
00:29:07,810 --> 00:29:09,811
- And now I have to go.
- Sure you do.
539
00:29:09,811 --> 00:29:11,396
- It's my dad.
- Sure it is.
540
00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:14,066
- Don't believe me? Come with.
- Fine, I will.
541
00:29:15,651 --> 00:29:18,695
To Jordan:
can you handle GG for me tonight?
542
00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:30,081
- Maximus. What are you doing here?
- I could ask you the same.
543
00:29:30,081 --> 00:29:33,209
If memory serves, you weren't coming
stateside till summer.
544
00:29:33,209 --> 00:29:36,755
Ale, this is my boyfriend, Aki,
and my girlfriend, Audrey.
545
00:29:36,755 --> 00:29:38,549
Spreading the love as usual,
I see.
546
00:29:38,549 --> 00:29:40,299
Audge, Ak, these are my friends
547
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:43,304
from my endless COVID summer
on the Azimut in the Aegean.
548
00:29:43,304 --> 00:29:45,179
- Enchanté.
- Nice to meet you all.
549
00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:46,556
I've heard a lot about you.
550
00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:48,933
Max, didn't you say you made
some amazing memories on that trip?
551
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,019
From what little
I remember, yes.
552
00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:53,439
What do you say
we make some new ones tonight?
553
00:29:53,439 --> 00:29:56,190
Oh! Yeah, sorry,
there is no smoking here.
554
00:29:56,775 --> 00:29:59,819
And we don't engage
in frivolities anymore.
555
00:29:59,819 --> 00:30:02,447
- We've, uh, matured.
- What, from six months ago?
556
00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:06,160
We're focused on the future. We get
high on making a global impact now.
557
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,579
That's why we're here.
Luc's an intern at the ICC.
558
00:30:08,579 --> 00:30:11,123
He's presenting a paper
on the proliferation of opioids.
559
00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:14,375
Well, why not proliferate them
here instead?
560
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:18,046
This isn't a joke, Max.
We're not interested.
561
00:30:21,383 --> 00:30:22,885
Here you go.
562
00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:25,178
Aren't you happy?
Your cachet falling
563
00:30:25,178 --> 00:30:27,680
isn't because you've gotten boring.
It's because everyone else has.
564
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,308
No, they've just forgotten
what fun is.
565
00:30:30,308 --> 00:30:33,144
And it's up to us
to remind them.
566
00:30:36,314 --> 00:30:37,983
Now's our moment.
Don't forget to mention
567
00:30:37,983 --> 00:30:40,361
my passion for protecting
the environment.
568
00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:42,320
Tiffany,
let me introduce you to...
569
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,531
Monet De Haan.
No introduction necessary.
570
00:30:44,531 --> 00:30:47,159
I've been following you
for years. Consider me a fan.
571
00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:48,576
The feeling is mutual.
572
00:30:48,576 --> 00:30:51,204
From tailing to trending
in record time. I'm impressed.
573
00:30:51,204 --> 00:30:54,290
I was just waiting in the wings
for Julien's inevitable crash.
574
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,628
And now I'm waiting for you
to leave this conversation.
575
00:30:57,628 --> 00:30:59,338
- Okay. Bye.
- Thank you.
576
00:30:59,338 --> 00:31:02,090
The triad is dead in the water, and
De Haan is vaguely under control.
577
00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:05,259
Little Z may be a time bomb,
but I'm keeping watch.
578
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:08,806
- Grace's twin brother is kinda cute.
- Do not even think about it.
579
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,352
Zoya, what are you doing here?
580
00:31:14,352 --> 00:31:17,271
You said you're meeting with partners
from an international law firm, right?
581
00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:19,483
- So where are they?
- They're...
582
00:31:19,483 --> 00:31:23,612
Hey, fam! You know, have you seen
the view from the roof?
583
00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:26,406
- It is lovely this time of year.
- February?
584
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,450
Don't you wanna introduce me
to your potential new bosses?
585
00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:31,704
I haven't seen them yet.
It's a big space.
586
00:31:32,204 --> 00:31:36,959
Big. Yeah. And yet, small world,
there's Greyson De Haan.
587
00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:38,376
What's he doing here?
588
00:31:38,376 --> 00:31:41,546
You would know because he's the one
you're here to see, aren't you?
589
00:31:41,546 --> 00:31:43,548
I'm not here to meet Greyson.
590
00:31:43,548 --> 00:31:46,759
I'm going to give you one more chance
to tell me the truth.
591
00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:49,722
Zoya, can I talk to you
for a second?
592
00:31:52,099 --> 00:31:54,559
Can we save
the family showdown for home?
593
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:58,396
I'm sure whatever you think your dad
is doing is worthy of this reaction.
594
00:31:58,396 --> 00:32:00,023
But Obie really needs tonight
to go well.
595
00:32:00,023 --> 00:32:04,028
And this doesn't need
to happen here. Please?
596
00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:07,406
All right.
597
00:32:10,908 --> 00:32:14,120
- You have them follow a dress code?
- And other edicts.
598
00:32:14,747 --> 00:32:17,541
I'll have to try that.
I do already have my teachers
599
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:19,834
taking my exams
and writing my papers.
600
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:23,839
Not to mention pretending to bestie-up
to Goody Grace Byron, right?
601
00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:28,052
- A woman after my own dark heart.
- Talking about the same Grace?
602
00:32:29,969 --> 00:32:32,473
Spotted, the ascending Queen
of Constance
603
00:32:32,473 --> 00:32:35,851
forming an alliance
with the Empress of Exeter.
604
00:32:35,851 --> 00:32:38,729
Is this just a simple meeting
of the minds,
605
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:41,607
or an international affair
in the making?
606
00:32:41,607 --> 00:32:45,151
- Gossip Girl doesn't waste time.
- It's crazy, right?
607
00:32:45,151 --> 00:32:46,944
Although maybe not.
608
00:32:47,363 --> 00:32:49,615
Are you proposing
what I think you're proposing?
609
00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:53,369
You and me, as the power couple
of the ruling class.
610
00:32:53,369 --> 00:32:56,997
Exponentially raising
our followers overnight.
611
00:32:56,997 --> 00:32:59,375
Consolidating powers
across school lines.
612
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:03,712
Setting trends and striking fear
throughout the Eastern Seaboard.
613
00:33:03,712 --> 00:33:06,090
- We would be...
- Unstoppable.
614
00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:09,802
So, how should we seal
this alliance?
615
00:33:18,352 --> 00:33:20,938
Okay. We've got plenty
to send to Gossip Girl.
616
00:33:21,272 --> 00:33:23,398
- Or not.
- We're good here.
617
00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:29,071
Don't get me wrong. You're smart,
stunning, cunning, and cruel,
618
00:33:29,071 --> 00:33:31,073
but I'm not really into girls.
619
00:33:31,073 --> 00:33:33,200
Excuse me? Everyone knows
620
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,244
that you're the supreme sapphic
of the sleepover schools.
621
00:33:36,244 --> 00:33:39,748
Everyone thinks I am. But...
I actually have a boyfriend.
622
00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:42,917
Don't tell anyone, though,
'cause this is really working for me.
623
00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,086
You're queerbaiting?
For cred?
624
00:33:45,837 --> 00:33:48,007
Nobody cared about me
when I was straight.
625
00:33:48,007 --> 00:33:51,342
I "became" a lesbian
and now I'm front of mind.
626
00:33:51,342 --> 00:33:53,595
People are digging around
a bit, though,
627
00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:55,597
which is why I'm glad
to have met you.
628
00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:59,560
Now we can both get what we want.
Power and influence.
629
00:34:01,312 --> 00:34:02,688
What's the problem?
630
00:34:02,688 --> 00:34:06,649
You of all people understand it's the
illusion that matters, not reality.
631
00:34:07,818 --> 00:34:10,320
If you want, I can eat you out
every now and then,
632
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,989
as long as you let
my boyfriend watch.
633
00:34:20,664 --> 00:34:23,124
- What was it this time?
- Drunk and disorderly.
634
00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:26,128
We brought him in about an hour ago,
but to release him, we're gonna need...
635
00:34:26,128 --> 00:34:30,049
Copy of his driver's license,
proof of residency, and 400 cash.
636
00:34:30,049 --> 00:34:33,843
- Already handed over at the desk.
- And 28-dollar processing fee.
637
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:36,929
- Twelve more than Jersey.
- You can wait in here.
638
00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:41,560
Now that you know I'm not a liar,
please feel free to leave.
639
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,020
It usually takes
a couple hours from here.
640
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,564
If it's okay with you,
I'll stay.
641
00:34:56,783 --> 00:35:02,289
Power is being talked about.
If I wanna get back on the map,
642
00:35:02,289 --> 00:35:04,332
I need to get Luc and them
back on it first.
643
00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:06,709
- Seems like a tall order.
- No. No, no, no.
644
00:35:06,709 --> 00:35:08,837
Their inner wolves
are just dormant.
645
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:11,715
It's my goal to have them
lurching out to their Lambos
646
00:35:11,715 --> 00:35:13,008
like Leo
by the end of the night.
647
00:35:13,008 --> 00:35:14,258
But how?
648
00:35:14,258 --> 00:35:19,515
To regain my seat at the table,
we're gonna have to make a scene.
649
00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,141
You ready?
650
00:35:22,809 --> 00:35:26,355
He's never gonna tell me the truth,
no matter how many times I ask him.
651
00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:30,025
So now your food, mortgage, and tuition
all come from Big Pharma?
652
00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:32,861
- At least you have a good hookup.
- It's not funny!
653
00:35:32,861 --> 00:35:34,363
This is blood money.
654
00:35:34,363 --> 00:35:36,322
If you really want him
to admit the truth,
655
00:35:36,322 --> 00:35:39,702
there is one way to do it.
But you're not gonna like it.
656
00:35:52,423 --> 00:35:54,716
You sending that in to GG?
657
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:59,763
- It's what you want, right?
- And yet, I'm hesitating.
658
00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:01,055
Why?
659
00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:05,894
I wanted a sapphic victory,
but I got a Pyrrhic one instead.
660
00:36:06,728 --> 00:36:08,855
Turns out,
she's a secret straight.
661
00:36:08,855 --> 00:36:12,568
So we're like the Gen Z KStew
and RPattz.
662
00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:16,322
What's the big deal with that?
You're using her, she's using you.
663
00:36:16,322 --> 00:36:17,906
Oh, like you were using Grace.
664
00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:21,284
You were using her, to get to Tiff.
I just wanna be her friend.
665
00:36:21,284 --> 00:36:23,746
The only reason that you want
to get in good with Grace
666
00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:26,624
is to get back
into Obie's good graces.
667
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:30,543
It's okay. It's human nature
for us to convince ourselves
668
00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:35,465
that the things we're doing
are noble when they're selfish.
669
00:36:36,050 --> 00:36:40,220
But when it comes
to compromising my identity...
670
00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:42,764
I have to draw the line.
671
00:36:47,686 --> 00:36:51,105
I can't believe I'm saying this...
but I'm proud of you.
672
00:36:51,105 --> 00:36:52,607
Don't be too proud.
673
00:36:52,607 --> 00:36:55,652
I'm going to give Tiff Meyers
the coming out she truly deserves.
674
00:36:55,652 --> 00:36:58,821
- Do you have to do that now?
- Why shouldn't I?
675
00:36:58,821 --> 00:37:00,406
Obie asked f...
676
00:37:03,661 --> 00:37:06,914
You know what?
Go for it.
677
00:37:17,341 --> 00:37:19,843
I had 'em in the crosshairs.
678
00:37:20,176 --> 00:37:24,056
I looked good, I said all the right
things, bought 'em drinks,
679
00:37:24,056 --> 00:37:26,809
and they still
turned me down flat.
680
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:31,522
I just want
my seat at the fucking table!
681
00:37:31,522 --> 00:37:34,357
I upholstered
the goddamn seat!
682
00:37:36,401 --> 00:37:37,944
What happened with Theresa?
683
00:37:37,944 --> 00:37:41,699
By the time she showed up,
she took one look at me and she...
684
00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:47,621
I guess I broke
my promise to her.
685
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:52,458
She's gone. Theresa's gone.
686
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:56,629
Why don't you get some rest,
and we'll talk about this tomorrow?
687
00:37:57,296 --> 00:37:59,591
- Hey.
- Hey.
688
00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,803
She ever tell you
about how she used to bust
689
00:38:02,803 --> 00:38:06,597
all the umbrellas in the house
pretending to be Mary Poppins?
690
00:38:07,598 --> 00:38:10,477
She was always trying
to make everything perfect.
691
00:38:11,103 --> 00:38:14,189
Always trying to fix everything.
692
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:18,484
But everything kept on breaking.
693
00:38:20,778 --> 00:38:22,739
She tell you about that?
694
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,494
No. She never told me that.
695
00:38:45,346 --> 00:38:47,221
Apologies. They're rolling.
696
00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:51,517
I hope this doesn't offend your newfound
globally responsible sensibilities.
697
00:38:51,517 --> 00:38:54,396
- This is not the place for that, Max.
- Déja vu.
698
00:38:54,396 --> 00:38:57,816
Didn't you say that exact thing as you
bent me over the Vespa on Hydra?
699
00:38:57,816 --> 00:39:00,735
And, as I recall,
you were wrong then too.
700
00:39:00,735 --> 00:39:02,904
I nearly forgot about Hydra.
701
00:39:02,904 --> 00:39:05,240
Well, after taking
our entire supply of K,
702
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,702
I'm not surprised. Allow me
to refresh your memories.
703
00:39:20,255 --> 00:39:22,757
The event is almost over.
704
00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:26,427
And we did it.
Thank you, again.
705
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:33,852
I don't deserve that.
I owe you and Grace an apology.
706
00:39:34,395 --> 00:39:38,231
I only spent time with her today
so that I could get closer to you.
707
00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:40,525
I wanted us to be friends,
like before.
708
00:39:41,025 --> 00:39:43,779
And I shouldn't have used
Grace to do that,
709
00:39:43,779 --> 00:39:45,697
and yet, that's my nature.
710
00:39:45,697 --> 00:39:49,535
If I can't get what I want,
instead of letting it go,
711
00:39:49,535 --> 00:39:52,204
I just figure out another way
of going after it.
712
00:39:52,204 --> 00:39:57,667
Really been beating myself up
about that. But the truth is...
713
00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:02,422
I am sick of pretending
that I'm some great person.
714
00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:05,550
I use people.
I try to control things.
715
00:40:05,550 --> 00:40:07,635
You should let everyone be
who they are too.
716
00:40:07,635 --> 00:40:10,263
I'm trying to make a good impression
on my girlfriend's family.
717
00:40:10,263 --> 00:40:13,600
But what about the next time?
And the time after that?
718
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,935
Life around us is never smooth.
719
00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:18,563
And you're only gonna be able
to hide that for so long
720
00:40:18,563 --> 00:40:21,149
before it explodes all over you.
721
00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:29,949
I can't ever unsee that.
722
00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:31,327
I don't even know what that is.
723
00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:35,331
Those were exhilarating times.
724
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:39,917
- A shame they're behind us now.
- Ah, but see, they don't have to be.
725
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:42,503
I mean, what good is it
in saving Mother Earth
726
00:40:42,503 --> 00:40:45,715
if you cannot revel
in her earthly delights?
727
00:40:48,801 --> 00:40:50,596
Don't mind if I do.
728
00:40:52,847 --> 00:40:56,185
What the hell?
For old times' sake?
729
00:41:03,941 --> 00:41:05,985
See you on the other side.
730
00:41:08,155 --> 00:41:10,531
I wish I could say
he's not usually like this.
731
00:41:10,531 --> 00:41:14,411
- Nah, you don't need to explain.
- I just... He's my dad. You know?
732
00:41:14,411 --> 00:41:17,413
He's given me everything. He went
broke putting me through Barnard,
733
00:41:17,413 --> 00:41:20,541
bankrupt sending me to Iowa.
I owe him everything.
734
00:41:20,541 --> 00:41:23,753
I'm the safest bet he ever made,
and I came up short.
735
00:41:23,753 --> 00:41:27,049
- Nah, you're too hard on yourself.
- Not hard enough.
736
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:29,300
I'm a failed writer
turned failing teacher.
737
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:32,137
I took those frustrations out
on the head teacher
738
00:41:32,137 --> 00:41:34,223
instead of dealing
with them myself.
739
00:41:34,223 --> 00:41:37,393
Then I felt so gross about it
that I convinced Jordan
740
00:41:37,393 --> 00:41:41,522
and Wendy to convince you
that I'm not as bad a person
741
00:41:41,522 --> 00:41:43,481
as I actually am?
742
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,821
I should probably get going.
743
00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:53,783
Of course.
744
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:01,417
You know... none of us are as bad
as we think we are.
745
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:06,255
No...
Some of us are worse.
746
00:42:31,446 --> 00:42:34,700
- I'm sorry, my daughter is where?
- She's just around this corner.
747
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,493
Yeah, she just asked me
to get you. And look...
748
00:42:36,493 --> 00:42:40,330
- Nick.
- Greyson. Oh, God.
749
00:42:41,498 --> 00:42:43,458
Z, please.
Now's not the best time.
750
00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,418
For the truth to come out?
Why not?
751
00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:48,839
What is going on,
and where's Monet?
752
00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:50,341
Z, please.
753
00:42:51,716 --> 00:42:54,344
As his new boss, Mr. De Haan,
you should know
754
00:42:54,344 --> 00:42:57,306
that my father's a liar.
He lied about his promotion,
755
00:42:57,306 --> 00:42:59,057
he lied about why he was
coming here tonight,
756
00:42:59,057 --> 00:43:02,143
and he even lied
about working with you.
757
00:43:02,143 --> 00:43:04,647
You decided to go
with De Haan Pharma?
758
00:43:04,647 --> 00:43:06,106
No. I'm just...
759
00:43:06,106 --> 00:43:09,693
Using me to leverage an offer
from Debevoise and Plimpton, right?
760
00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:14,697
That's not how we do business, Nick.
Consider my offer rescinded.
761
00:43:16,741 --> 00:43:18,326
Wait, I thought...
762
00:43:18,326 --> 00:43:21,288
No. I know what you thought,
but you were wrong.
763
00:43:21,664 --> 00:43:25,708
And your stunt now cost me
not just one, but two jobs.
764
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,835
I didn't mean
to lead you on, sir.
765
00:43:27,835 --> 00:43:31,881
Nick, you leveraging me
for something better...
766
00:43:32,716 --> 00:43:35,468
that's how I do business.
767
00:43:35,468 --> 00:43:39,056
My offer still stands.
And in fact, I'll double it.
768
00:43:42,685 --> 00:43:44,144
- I accept.
- Okay.
769
00:43:47,398 --> 00:43:48,774
I'm so sorry!
770
00:43:50,108 --> 00:43:51,275
Friend of yours?
771
00:43:51,275 --> 00:43:52,945
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
772
00:43:52,945 --> 00:43:55,656
What the hell is this?
773
00:43:55,656 --> 00:43:57,448
Obie! Come join us!
774
00:43:57,448 --> 00:43:59,450
Of course!
These are your friends too!
775
00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:01,119
Mom, this isn't Obie's fault.
776
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:04,456
Uh... yes, it is.
'Cause I tried to stop it.
777
00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,377
Gossipgirl posted a photo.
778
00:44:09,712 --> 00:44:12,715
This just in.
Looks like Exeter's shining star
779
00:44:12,715 --> 00:44:15,509
may not burn as bright
as she thinks.
780
00:44:15,968 --> 00:44:20,597
Or maybe that's just the light
reflecting from her pants on fire.
781
00:44:28,146 --> 00:44:30,149
You told Gossip Girl I'm het?
782
00:44:30,149 --> 00:44:33,694
Yes. Also that you're a bad kisser.
I think it might be too much tongue.
783
00:44:34,653 --> 00:44:36,112
Dyke.
784
00:44:36,487 --> 00:44:38,782
You're not gonna
treat my friend like that.
785
00:44:38,782 --> 00:44:41,035
Well, your friend's a bitch.
786
00:44:45,371 --> 00:44:48,250
When I said "war," I didn't know
I meant on the same side!
787
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,709
- Don't you love it?
- Oh, I do, Julien.
788
00:44:49,709 --> 00:44:51,044
Hey. Come on.
789
00:44:51,044 --> 00:44:53,129
- All right. Hey, that's enough.
- Come on.
790
00:44:53,129 --> 00:44:56,216
- You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
- Okay, worth it, I promise!
791
00:44:56,216 --> 00:44:58,426
Obie, I'm sorry.
I am who I am!
792
00:45:00,846 --> 00:45:02,264
We're leaving.
793
00:45:15,151 --> 00:45:17,195
Do it. Do it!
794
00:45:37,465 --> 00:45:39,634
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey!
795
00:45:39,634 --> 00:45:41,345
She's up. Finally.
796
00:45:41,345 --> 00:45:44,806
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feelin' great.
797
00:45:44,806 --> 00:45:47,184
Gotta be at Penn Station
in a couple hours.
798
00:45:47,184 --> 00:45:49,519
There's an estate sale
I wanna hit.
799
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:51,562
Heard it through the grapevine
the owners have a collection
800
00:45:51,562 --> 00:45:53,983
of antique velvet,
pennies on the dollar.
801
00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:02,115
I know what you're gonna say.
But you don't need to worry.
802
00:46:02,449 --> 00:46:07,203
- This time, I remembered the bananas.
- Thanks, Dad.
803
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:15,128
NEW MESSAGE
HI HEAD TEACHER DUVALL...
804
00:46:26,265 --> 00:46:30,101
To everyone watching,
we are here to kill the "besting" trend.
805
00:46:30,685 --> 00:46:33,188
And ask why it was ever a trend
in the first place.
806
00:46:33,564 --> 00:46:36,150
Why do we love pitting women
against each other?
807
00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:39,485
Why compete for space when there
is enough room for us all?
808
00:46:39,485 --> 00:46:42,948
- I know I've been guilty of that.
- We all have.
809
00:46:42,948 --> 00:46:47,620
It's a story that's been told long
before hashtags, duets, or feeds.
810
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:49,537
And who does it really serve?
811
00:46:49,537 --> 00:46:54,083
It's time we finally stop that story
and start a real conversation.
812
00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:57,129
Won't you join us?
We go live in five.
813
00:46:58,254 --> 00:47:00,841
I feel like
I'm in a Black Mirror episode.
814
00:47:00,841 --> 00:47:03,593
He's this, like, completely different
person I don't even recognize.
815
00:47:03,593 --> 00:47:06,095
I'm telling you,
we gotta do an exorcism.
816
00:47:06,095 --> 00:47:08,515
I know a hot priest. You know
what would look fab with that?
817
00:47:08,515 --> 00:47:10,975
Those Doc Martensnfrom
the church lost and found.
818
00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:14,772
- I think they're in the front closet.
- Go get 'em, girl. I'll wait.
819
00:47:16,899 --> 00:47:20,027
Take it we're still not speaking?
Hold on.
820
00:47:21,402 --> 00:47:23,697
I'll transfer my signing bonus
to you directly.
821
00:47:24,030 --> 00:47:25,658
And if my new salary holds,
822
00:47:25,658 --> 00:47:29,160
I'll be able to buy the place back from
you fully in the next couple of years.
823
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,788
Thank you, Davis.
I appreciate it.
824
00:47:32,789 --> 00:47:33,915
What the fuck?
825
00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,418
Thank you.
826
00:47:37,418 --> 00:47:39,838
Good morning, Senator Byron.
827
00:47:40,464 --> 00:47:44,051
- Would you like to get a coffee...
- Not necessary. I'll make this short.
828
00:47:44,051 --> 00:47:46,219
Last night was unacceptable.
829
00:47:47,387 --> 00:47:49,972
- I'm truly sorry. I...
-"Sorry" won't cut it.
830
00:47:49,972 --> 00:47:52,475
You've proven you're a liability
to my campaign.
831
00:47:52,475 --> 00:47:56,438
But... my daughter's happiness
is more important to me.
832
00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:58,983
I can assure you I won't be inviting
my friends to any more events.
833
00:47:58,983 --> 00:48:01,567
That goes without saying.
But one friend in particular
834
00:48:01,567 --> 00:48:04,112
I'd prefer you extricate
from your life.
835
00:48:06,490 --> 00:48:08,367
The driver just gave me
his demo?
836
00:48:08,367 --> 00:48:10,743
If his music is anything
like his ride, it stinks.
837
00:48:10,743 --> 00:48:14,873
No, no. That is the sweet stench
of victory, my dear.
838
00:48:14,873 --> 00:48:18,002
After I paid for my messy mates'
rides home last night,
839
00:48:18,002 --> 00:48:20,421
Jed was the only car
that would pick me up.
840
00:48:20,421 --> 00:48:24,799
Four-point-one-two!
Max Wolfe's back, baby.
841
00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:27,261
So, what's next?
A power table at Odeon?
842
00:48:27,635 --> 00:48:29,178
Cut the line at Ostbahnhof?
843
00:48:29,178 --> 00:48:32,807
No. I think I'd rather just spend
the night with you two. At home.
844
00:48:32,807 --> 00:48:34,934
I mean,
what good is a bad reputation
845
00:48:34,934 --> 00:48:37,854
if you can't spend it
with the ones you care about?
846
00:48:43,319 --> 00:48:47,156
If she found out what you did,
it wasn't from me, Keller.
847
00:48:47,156 --> 00:48:50,159
I know. It was from me.
848
00:48:51,285 --> 00:48:53,536
I don't want to be like my dad,
849
00:48:53,536 --> 00:48:56,999
always saying I'll change tomorrow
and then never doing it.
850
00:48:56,999 --> 00:49:01,086
I am who I am, so it was time
I owned up to that.
851
00:49:02,296 --> 00:49:05,506
I told her myself.
And she understood.
852
00:49:05,506 --> 00:49:07,426
She said she would've done
the same thing.
853
00:49:07,426 --> 00:49:09,928
Takes a lot
to own up to that kind of thing.
854
00:49:10,638 --> 00:49:13,514
So let me own up
to something myself.
855
00:49:14,058 --> 00:49:18,686
The reason I came over last night
was to tell you not to worry about me.
856
00:49:19,396 --> 00:49:23,651
I was kinda offended you thought
I'd actually do something like that.
857
00:49:23,651 --> 00:49:25,860
I jump to conclusions
all the time
858
00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:29,072
about everyone and everything.
It is such a character flaw.
859
00:49:29,072 --> 00:49:32,451
- I don't know you very well, and...
- But I'd like you to.
860
00:49:32,451 --> 00:49:34,411
Ninth Precinct,
tomorrow morning?
861
00:49:34,827 --> 00:49:37,955
- Or maybe dinner tonight first?
- I'd like that.
862
00:49:37,955 --> 00:49:42,336
When the dust settles and conflict
has become compromise,
863
00:49:42,336 --> 00:49:45,923
we begin to see things
a little more clearly.
864
00:49:45,923 --> 00:49:47,840
We need to talk
about that TikTok.
865
00:49:48,299 --> 00:49:50,761
Monet and I are putting
the conflict behind us. Look.
866
00:49:50,761 --> 00:49:54,681
She even let me wear this. Small
step. Tomorrow I'm wearing heels.
867
00:49:54,681 --> 00:49:58,435
No. I meant your whole "Stop
the Story" concept is blowing up.
868
00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:00,187
-"Stop the Story"?
- Your words.
869
00:50:00,187 --> 00:50:02,064
It is catchy and catching on.
870
00:50:02,064 --> 00:50:05,608
And with the right help,
a.k.a. mine, it'll relaunch you.
871
00:50:05,608 --> 00:50:09,905
People want to know your struggles,
Your pain. They're gagging for it.
872
00:50:10,321 --> 00:50:13,324
What do you say?
Ready to take your influence back?
873
00:50:13,324 --> 00:50:18,289
And in that clarity, we find hope,
the chance at a brighter future.
874
00:50:18,706 --> 00:50:21,000
Hey. I came back with the Docs
and you were gone.
875
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,376
So?
What do you think?
876
00:50:23,793 --> 00:50:28,006
Even when the voices in our head
tell us to keep ourselves guarded.
877
00:50:28,548 --> 00:50:32,093
- Is something wrong?
- No. Those boots slay.
878
00:50:33,803 --> 00:50:35,055
Come on. Let's go.
879
00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:37,890
To Grace: miss you already
880
00:50:42,603 --> 00:50:47,526
Because hope is fragile.
And trust is elusive.
881
00:50:53,072 --> 00:50:56,701
I was worried I wasn't gonna
see you before I left.
882
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,245
I'd never let that happen.
883
00:51:12,675 --> 00:51:15,054
TO: +49 211 56150409
I'm getting closer.
884
00:51:15,054 --> 00:51:18,265
I should know who Gossip Girl is
by the end of the week.
885
00:51:18,265 --> 00:51:23,562
Nobody is ever truly safe.
Not even me.
886
00:51:25,022 --> 00:51:28,524
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
887
00:51:29,735 --> 00:51:34,448
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