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"School board approves
emotional support squirrels."
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Hmm.
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When I was a kid, you couldn't
even chew gum in school.
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Why do you still get the newspaper?
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Why don't you just get it on the app?
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Babe, 'cause I like
to do more than read my news.
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I like to feel my news.
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I also like to...
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hear my news.
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Oh, uh, you left this
in your pants pocket.
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"Jake Walker, Thaxton Capital Partners"?
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Good. You know what,
I was looking for this.
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(GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRS)
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So you could murder it?
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Okay, what's going on? Who is this guy?
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Eh, it's just a guy that made me
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an insulting offer to buy the Pit Stop.
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What? But who said it was for sale?
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Nobody. See, this is
what I've been fighting.
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Gentrification.
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See, they think that they can come in,
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wave a check in your face
and just buy you out.
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Why didn't you tell me about this?
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For the same reason I don't tell you
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when Dave asks me to go antiquing.
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It ain't never gonna happen.
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I didn't even look at the offer.
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Oh, well, good for you.
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Fight the power.
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You know, they're doing
this all over town.
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You build it up and then
they just come in and take it.
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That's what they do.
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Who is they?
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They is them.
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Well, they ain't gonna do us like that,
because we ain't them.
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That's right.
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(KNOCKING) Ooh, that might be them.
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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Gemma and I are gonna
go antiquing. You in?
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Oh, sure, Dave. Give me a minute.
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All right.
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It ain't gonna happen.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh, somebody brought croissants?
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(LAUGHING)
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Which one of y'all
trying to get the day off?
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Ah.
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I see you got the croissants.
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Ah, Jake. These are from you?
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I already told you I'm not selling.
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But I'm keeping these croissants.
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Hey, I bought everybody croissants.
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That's not what I heard.
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Would you just give me your keys
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and I'll call you when your car's ready?
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Okay.
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So, Calvin, I'm assuming
you didn't look at our offer.
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Well, you would be assuming correctly.
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You just let them know
that they ain't getting this.
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I hear you.
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Can you do me a favor
and just take a quick look at our offer
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so I can tell my bosses you did?
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You know, you seem
like a fine young man.
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So for you, I'll look at it.
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But it doesn't matter
what this number is.
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I'm still not selling.
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Good lord!
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Is that the offer
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or is this
an international phone number?
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That's the offer.
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Would you like a croissant?
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No, Calvin, that's all you.
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Let me know if you want to talk.
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My actual phone number's
the little one in the corner.
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Oh, hey, Calvi... Ooh, croissants.
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I know you said business was slow,
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so I brought my car in.
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I don't think there's
anything wrong with it,
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but here's to hoping
you'll find something.
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I hope you don't do this
with your doctor.
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Better safe than sorry.
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Hey, who was that guy who
just walked out? He smelled great.
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Is a real estate guy.
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He made me an offer to buy the Pit Stop.
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Oh. Was it a good offer?
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(SHORT CHUCKLE) It was a great offer.
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Well, congratulations.
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My shop is not for sale.
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So, you told him no?
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No, I didn't tell him no.
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You don't say no to an offer this great.
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So, you're gonna say yes?
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What part of "not for sale"
do you not understand?
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♪ ♪
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This is for the Pit Stop, right?
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Yes.
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And they've seen the place?
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Yes.
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It's a successful business
in a hot part of town.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to make sure that this comma
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isn't a smudge.
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It's not a smudge.
And that comma doesn't change anything.
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Oh, that comma could change me
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into someone who sunbathes
naked on a yacht!
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Ooh. (LAUGHING)
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Naked and yacht do go together.
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You know what I'm saying?
I told you. (LAUGHING)
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We can have fun on the water.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Look, uh... But the Pit Stop
is not for sale.
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You know what, you always get me
with that naked and yacht thing.
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Stop doing me like that, you know?
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Okay, Dave, how many times
do I have to tell you
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Pictionary Night is not happening?
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We will fight that battle another day.
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This is to help with
your Pit Stop decision.
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We can make a list of
the pros and cons of selling.
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This exercise helps my therapy patients
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get clarity with big life decisions.
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And I could tell you were waffling.
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He was waffling? Huh, like a Belgian.
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I was not waffling.
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Aw, come on, baby. Let's give it a try.
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I'm tired of wearing clothes. On land.
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CALVIN: Okay, Tina...
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would you stop, please?
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It's hard for me
to make a clear decision
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when you keep being naked in my head.
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♪ ♪
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This isn't a communal hamper, Malcolm.
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I'm not washing your stuff anymore.
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Hey, man, this isn't mine.
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W... Well, it's not mine.
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Maybe it's Necie's.
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Why would Necie have a triple XL
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Alabama football sweatshirt?
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I don't know, Marty. She's your fiancée.
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Wow. Okay. (LAUGHS)
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What's okay?
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Apparently everything.
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What is everything?
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You know what? Nothing.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, No, no, no.
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Everything means something.
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Okay, fine. If she were my fiancée,
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I would just be a little
curious about where she got it.
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I don't know, like maybe
that's an ex-boyfriend's.
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Okay, so, what if it is?
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Wow, clearly, you are a
bigger man than I am. (CHUCKLES)
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Not as big as him.
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This...
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♪ ♪
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Okay. Pros.
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If you sell the Pit Stop, what
about your life gets better?
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Well, I could stop worrying about
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Motor Boys stealing all of my customers.
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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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DAVE: I, uh...
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I don't know what that says.
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It says "Motor Boys can kiss my ass."
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Um, well, uh, it's not legible.
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Who cares? It's my list,
I know what it says.
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Okay, you know what? I'm gonna write.
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(GROANS) Here we
go, here we go. All right.
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What's next?
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Um, no more getting up
at the crack of dawn?
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Oh, yeah. Crack of dawn can kiss my ass.
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All right.
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Why don't we just make the list,
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and assume that everything on it
can kiss your ass?
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Oh, here's a pro.
No more working weekends.
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Mm. Mm.
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Uh, no more dealing with
deadbeat customers,
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your bad back.
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Yeah, yeah.
All of those things can indeed
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kiss my entire ass.
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More time with neighbors.
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Uh, uh, that's a con.
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No, it's not.
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Um, afternoon Dodger games.
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- Mm.
- Afternoon golf. Afternoon naps.
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Mm-hmm. Afternoon, you know...
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(BOTH WHISPERING)
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Huh? Huh?
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Oh, here. I have a pro. Put N-O-Y.
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What's that?
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- Naked on a yacht.
- Naked on a yacht.
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Oh, okay.
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Now, Calvin, that's a lot of pros.
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Now let's talk about the cons
of selling the Pit Stop.
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Yeah, but there's a...
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You got the, uh...
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Calvin, um...
it seems like you've got nothing.
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It's pretty clear
that the board is telling you something.
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Well, the board doesn't
have everything on it.
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Okay, well, what's it missing?
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To be honest, I-I am 200 cars short
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of beating my daddy's record
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for most tires rotated.
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- Man, please, you just made that up.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's a real record, Tina.
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And if anybody's gonna beat it,
it's gonna be me.
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All right, I'm not selling the shop.
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I want my daddy's record!
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♪ ♪
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(RAPID KNOCKING)
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Oh.
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- Hey, Marty, what's up?
- Hey, Dave. Uh, this
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is a little awkward,
but I need some advice.
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How is that awkward? You know,
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I actually had a dream
about you coming to me.
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I found this in the laundry,
and I'm afraid it means
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Necie still cares about her ex-boyfriend
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and he is big and muscular
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and he played football at
Alabama and now he's in the NFL
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and, like, what does
she even see in me?!
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O-Okay, Mar-Marty, Marty,
you're spinning out.
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Okay? Now, let's calm down.
Take a deep breath.
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Have you spoken to Necie about this?
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She's in Chicago visiting her parents,
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and I don't want her to think I'm crazy.
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Unless I am crazy. Am I crazy?!
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No, you're not crazy,
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but it sounds like
you're feeling jealous.
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Okay? And jealousy can
make us irrational.
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Hey, Marty. What's up?
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I'm crazy!
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No... no, he's not crazy.
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He j... He found this
in Necie's laundry.
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(GASPS) Alabama football? Oh, my God.
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Did Niece date a player from Alabama?
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That's a great program. Lot of Heismans.
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(GASPS) Is he in the NFL?
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Oh...
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- What?
- Okay.
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- What, what'd I say?
- Okay, but...
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but what if football players
are really her type
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and she's just
nerd-slumming it with me?!
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Ok... Again, Marty,
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calm down.
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Look, Necie has made her choice.
And her choice is you.
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Okay, Dave. Maybe you're right.
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- Thanks.
- You are so enlightened.
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Oh, thanks.
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- But I just care about women.
- GEMMA: Aw.
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You know, some call me an ally.
Others agree.
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Be like Dave.
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I wear my ex-boyfriend's hockey jersey
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and he couldn't be less bothered by it.
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Huh.
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Thought that was yours.
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No, Dave. It's Brian's. I've
told you that. (CHUCKLES)
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And Dave doesn't care at all.
256
00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:33,131
Yeah. (COUGHS) Not at all.
257
00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:36,609
I'm the guy that guys come to
when something like that bothers them.
258
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,711
Yeah, I am evolved.
259
00:10:39,579 --> 00:10:41,181
(KNOCKING)
260
00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:44,584
Yo, Marty. Oh, hey, guys.
261
00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:47,312
Sorry to bust on in,
but I have good news.
262
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,272
Remember two weekends ago
when I invited the guys over
263
00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:50,698
to watch the Rams game?
264
00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:52,259
Rams is football, right?
265
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,161
Oh.
266
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:57,029
Yes, that's right, and that's
why I did not invite you.
267
00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:00,133
Anyway, there were a bunch of guys.
268
00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:03,170
It was Trey, Big Julius,
Little Julius, and, uh, Richard.
269
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,104
I thought the Juliuses hated each other.
270
00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,207
Yes, they did, but now
they all hate Richard.
271
00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:08,333
And it got kind of awkward.
272
00:11:08,508 --> 00:11:10,743
Yeah. But anyway,
273
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:13,771
I forgot that Big Julius spilled
queso all over his sweatshirt.
274
00:11:13,796 --> 00:11:16,366
His Alabama football
sweatshirt. (GEMMA GASPS)
275
00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:18,293
Big Julius played football at Alabama?
276
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:21,621
No, Gemma, Big Julius went to
Dick's and bought a sweatshirt.
277
00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:26,033
Well, this is good news.
278
00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:27,860
(LAUGHS) That's great, Marty,
279
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,198
But, again, it never really mattered
whose sweatshirt it was.
280
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,340
- Right, Dave?
- Right.
281
00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:35,468
Or how intimate she was
with the person who gave it to her.
282
00:11:36,336 --> 00:11:38,037
♪ ♪
283
00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:41,574
Hey, babe, what you reading?
284
00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:43,510
Oh, since you asked,
285
00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:46,012
why don't you want to sell the Pit Stop?
286
00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:48,881
Hmm. That's an odd name for a book.
287
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,820
I can't stop thinking...
288
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,856
I mean, is it that crazy of an idea?
289
00:11:56,956 --> 00:11:58,858
If you took that offer,
you could retire.
290
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,260
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
291
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,395
(SCOFFS) It'd be horrible.
292
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,856
In my family, no one retires.
293
00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:08,034
All my relatives have died on the job.
294
00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:13,883
It is my destiny to die
underneath an '88 Cutlass Supreme.
295
00:12:17,244 --> 00:12:19,379
Baby, don't you think
your relatives kept working
296
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,005
because they had to?
297
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,565
If you sold the shop,
298
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,627
you could be the first Butler
to not have to die on the job.
299
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,620
(CHUCKLES) If I sell the Pit Stop,
300
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,689
then I wouldn't own it anymore.
301
00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:36,263
Calvin, that's how selling
something usually works.
302
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,998
Tina, I've put my heart and soul
303
00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:40,700
into that place for over 30 years.
304
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,271
And I put my heart
and soul into it, too.
305
00:12:45,772 --> 00:12:48,775
I have never dreamed of selling.
306
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,479
But, baby, I do the books. And...
307
00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:55,014
I did some calculations.
308
00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,945
And do you know how long
it'd take us to make
309
00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,205
what they're offering?
310
00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:00,407
Guess.
311
00:13:00,439 --> 00:13:02,374
Mm-mmm. No. I know how this works.
312
00:13:02,722 --> 00:13:04,591
How long?
313
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,894
Never.
314
00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:12,832
Who knows if an offer like
this will ever come again?
315
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:14,963
Tina...
316
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,146
if I'm not Calvin of Calvin's Pit Stop,
317
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,007
then who the hell am I?
318
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,642
You're Calvin the father.
319
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,544
Calvin the Yardecue King.
320
00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:30,683
Calvin, the man that
I fell in love with.
321
00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:35,608
Baby, that shop doesn't define you.
322
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,935
You define that shop.
323
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:44,684
Yeah, I guess there's more to the world
324
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,567
than motor oil and transmissions.
325
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,901
(SCOFFS)
326
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:53,072
Truth of the matter is I passed my daddy
in tire rotations in 2014.
327
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:54,841
(LAUGHS)
328
00:13:57,209 --> 00:14:00,179
Baby, remember when we got married?
329
00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:04,417
We said that we were gonna
make love on every continent.
330
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:07,086
We're still just on one.
331
00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,289
We went to Mexico.
332
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,759
That's the same continent.
333
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:15,728
We needed a passport.
334
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,551
Don't we deserve to do the things
335
00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,611
that we've always dreamed about?
336
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,237
You're right.
337
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:30,910
You're my sweet girl and I... I
want us to both be happy, so...
338
00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:33,346
You know what?
339
00:14:34,313 --> 00:14:36,816
Let's do it. Let's do it.
340
00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,151
(CHUCKLING)
341
00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:42,855
You won't regret it. (CHUCKLES)
342
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,981
It's our time.
343
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,243
Yes, it is. (LAUGHING)
344
00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,803
But you know we can't really
afford a yacht, though, right?
345
00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:50,329
Aw...
346
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,198
But maybe...
347
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:55,034
you can get naked on
one of them big blow-up ducks.
348
00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,875
Mm-hmm? You know what I'm talking about?
349
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,045
Quack.
350
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,473
Quack, quack, quack! Quack, quack!
351
00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:02,241
♪ ♪
352
00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:04,043
(RAPID KNOCKING)
353
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,945
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
354
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,204
- Guys, I need your help.
- Oh!
355
00:15:07,229 --> 00:15:10,282
I'm spinning out, I know it's crazy,
but I can't help it.
356
00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:13,085
Wait, is this about Gemma's jersey?
357
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,079
Oh, my God, did you have
a dream about it, too?
358
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:16,339
No.
359
00:15:16,589 --> 00:15:18,391
I could see your face
when you found out about it.
360
00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:20,460
Dave, I thought you were
more evolved than this.
361
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,329
Well, it was easy to be evolved
when it was Marty's problem,
362
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,831
but now it's mine.
363
00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:28,813
Hate that jersey.
I want to strangle that jersey.
364
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:30,999
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
365
00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:33,981
Dave, look, you and Gemma
have a happy, secure marriage.
366
00:15:34,006 --> 00:15:35,274
You can't possibly think...
367
00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:36,876
Oh, shut up, Malcolm!
368
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:41,781
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
369
00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,341
I should not have
snapped at you like that.
370
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,060
You're not Brian.
And what's so great about Brian anyway?
371
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,488
She brought that jersey from
high school to college,
372
00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:50,490
all the way out to California with her.
373
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,359
She wouldn't even let me
bring my karaoke machine.
374
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,428
We need to thank her for that one.
375
00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:00,833
Look, Dave, you just need to
tell Gemma how you really feel.
376
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,235
Yeah, but she'll just say
that I'm being totally irrational.
377
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,946
Yes, just like you told me
378
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:07,674
I was being totally irrational,
and you were right.
379
00:16:07,774 --> 00:16:10,342
Exactly.
It's not like Gemma's gonna leave you
380
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:11,944
for some guy she dated in high school.
381
00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:13,813
She's your wife, Dave.
382
00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:17,249
(SIGHS) All right. You're right.
383
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:20,453
Okay. Think it's obvious
what I have to do.
384
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:21,821
- Talk to Gemma.
- No.
385
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,681
Find Brian, find out who he's married to
386
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,274
and make her wear my clothes.
387
00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:28,327
No?
388
00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:30,497
Okay, fine. I'll go talk to her.
389
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:32,364
Yes.
390
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,203
No.
391
00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:44,210
Uh, Gemma, I have something to say,
so I'm just going to say it.
392
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,780
I know you think of me
as being an evolved man,
393
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,115
and I pride myself on that.
394
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,551
However, that jersey triggers
395
00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:54,253
an irrational but nevertheless
emotionally valid reaction in me.
396
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,188
I ask that you respect me
and our marriage
397
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:57,381
and remove it from our home.
398
00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:59,040
Thank you very much. There, I said it.
399
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:04,163
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Did you say something?
400
00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:05,565
Oh, damn it!
401
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,702
Okay, Gemma, I have something to say,
so I'm just gonna say it.
402
00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:12,204
I know you think of me as being...
Oh, what am I even doing?
403
00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:17,176
I-I hate this jersey.
404
00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:19,646
What? You said it didn't bother you.
405
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,314
Well, I was lying. I didn't
know I was lying, but I was lying.
406
00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:25,018
Not only do I not want you to wear it,
407
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,695
I want to rip it into a million
pieces with my bare hands.
408
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,255
And I know I'm probably
not strong enough,
409
00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:32,091
but adrenaline does crazy things.
410
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,972
Dave, it's just
a comfortable, old jersey.
411
00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:39,431
It doesn't mean anything.
412
00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:43,435
I know. And I know that
I'm being petty and irrational.
413
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:45,271
But... (SIGHS)
414
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:49,308
I can't look at that jersey
without thinking about you and Brian.
415
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:54,080
I don't want to think about you
with anyone other than me.
416
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:57,449
That's actually kind of attractive.
417
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,085
What is?
418
00:17:59,185 --> 00:18:02,521
This primal caveman side of you.
419
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:07,026
It's so dumb, but... it's kind of hot.
420
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,701
Well, in that case...
421
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,368
Yabba-Dabba-Doo.
422
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,470
And no longer hot.
423
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,808
♪ ♪
424
00:18:21,908 --> 00:18:23,610
- This is so exciting.
- Uh, Tina,
425
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,579
remind me to get a display case
for this pen.
426
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:30,149
It's what they did for Barack
when he signed Obamacare.
427
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:31,918
I wish you would have told me that.
428
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,778
I would have found you a
pen with no teeth marks.
429
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:35,872
(LAUGHS)
430
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,024
Yeah, and...
431
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,817
boom! (LAUGHS) (GEMMA WHOOPS)
432
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,335
And boom. (PHONE CHIMES)
433
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,896
- What did you do?
- I just ordered a bag.
434
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,422
(LAUGHS)
435
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:46,715
Congratulations, Calvin.
436
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,074
The Pit Stop is in great hands. (WHOOPS)
437
00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:51,202
(CHUCKLES)
And your check is in my hands.
438
00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:52,328
(LAUGHS)
439
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:53,754
All right, let's celebrate.
440
00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,516
(CHEERING) Let's go, let's go, let's go.
441
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,776
(OVERLAPPING CHEERING)
442
00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:06,218
A toast to Mom and Dad
and to Calvin's Pit Stop.
443
00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:07,654
May we all take our cars there
444
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,046
before we have to pay
the new guys to service them.
445
00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:11,123
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
446
00:19:11,223 --> 00:19:12,324
I will drink to that.
447
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:14,994
And to the love of my life,
448
00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,470
the fearless Calvin Butler,
449
00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:19,666
who I'm so excited
to start this next chapter with.
450
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:22,702
And to Tina Butler, my ride or die. Aw.
451
00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,445
I couldn't have done
this without you, babe.
452
00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:26,873
I love you, baby. Thank you.
453
00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,507
And boom. (PHONE CHIMES)
454
00:19:28,607 --> 00:19:31,510
- Uh, another boom?
- Yeah, I just bought a Rolex.
455
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,713
Hey, babe, now, we can't
be spending money like...
456
00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:36,649
- For you.
- Oh. Well, all right.
457
00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:44,387
You know, I would say, "Come back soon,"
458
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:47,927
but once you walk out that door,
I'm locking up for good.
459
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,370
Now, you sure you don't want me
to rebuild your engine or something?
460
00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,530
- Might take a couple of weeks, but...
- Calvin.
461
00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:55,056
It's time.
462
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,870
Okay, yeah, sure.
463
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,638
Here you go.
464
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:02,675
Let go of the keys, Calvin.
465
00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,914
Bye, Lil Hatchet.
466
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:11,517
All right. So...
467
00:20:11,617 --> 00:20:14,086
let's-let's get out of here. Mm.
468
00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:18,290
Hey, you know what, uh...
469
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,491
why don't you go ahead.
470
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,460
You need a moment?
471
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,995
Yeah.
472
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,663
Okay.
473
00:20:35,207 --> 00:20:36,575
(SHORT CHUCKLE)
474
00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:38,244
Yeah.
475
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,684
Oh. (SCOFFS) I'm taking my cord, though.
476
00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:56,295
Oh, well. That's they problem now.
477
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:02,123
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