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Yo, hulkies, welcome to the
large magellanic cloud.
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Today's forecast? Sunny,
with a chance of meteors!
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Rick! Repair status. Uh,
we are on it, chief.
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Quit goofin'! That's what got us
in this mess in the first place.
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She-hulk: Rick, I said, no!
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A-bomb: Come on, let me
fly it, let me fly it.
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Get off of me, you
big blue armadillo!
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(crashing) red hulk:
(groaning) hey!
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Which one of you boneheads steered
us into an asteroid field?
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Hey, nice goin', shulkie. Uh!
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(grunting)
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(distant whimpering)
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(grunts)
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Skaar see something.
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(whining)
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A-bomb: Oh, what a
cute little critter!
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(creature cooing)
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Red hulk: These coordinates
can't be right!
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You sure those guardian do-gooders
aren't messing with us?
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Sending us to the middle
of some asteroid field?
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Star-lord said the
wormhole to our galaxy
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Only appears here once a decade.
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And it's due. So we gotta wait.
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Even if we wait, this shortcut will
cut years off our journey home.
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Then we can hand jumbo-dumb
here over to the authorities.
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If they don't arrest you first.
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You destroyed vista
verde and framed us!
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And I'm gonna make sure
you confess the truth.
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So where is this wormhole?
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I don't see nothin' but
a whole lot of nothin'.
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(radio beeping)
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She-hulk: Gettin' some
kind of transmission.
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Citizens of the kree empire,
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Look well upon these faces,
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For they are the
faces of the enemy.
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So says ronan the accuser.
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Oh, not this jerk.
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Worst among them is
the one called hulk.
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He is without honor, a liar!
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(growling)
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Since these agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Are too cowardly to surrender,
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(sighs) I am going to
punish their home world.
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If the hulks are not
brought to my justice,
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I will invade the earth!
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Ronan: The hulks will
have nowhere to run
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Once I have finished
with their home world.
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(hulk yells)
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Great! Now ronan's gonna take
his beef with us out on earth.
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We gotta get back
there before he does.
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(laughs)
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Come on out, little fella.
Don't be afraid.
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(whimpering) it's okay.
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No one's going to eat you.
(purring)
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(purring)
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A-bomb: What? Oh, my gosh.
Cuddle factor of nine.
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Camera, get a
close-up for my show.
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Oh, it's so cute!
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(purring) look at it!
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Aw, he reminds me
of devil dinosaur.
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I sure miss him. What do you
think devil's doin' right now?
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(slurping)
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(cooing)
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(grunts)
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(laughing) little devil.
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That's totally
gotta be his name!
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Who's the little devil? You are!
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Hulk: Rick, skaar, inside.
We're goin'.
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Lookie what I found!
Isn't he cute?
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Can we keep him? No.
It's an alien.
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Could be dangerous. Yeah,
dangerously adorable.
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I promise to take care of him, and
feed him. Please, please, please?
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It stays. You can stay with
it, but we're leaving, now.
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Bye, little devil.
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(whimpers)
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(whimpering continues)
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Sorry, you've got to stay.
Huh, this is it.
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So long, little devil.
Go on, now, shoo.
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(purring)
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Oh.
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Onboard computer:
Airlock depressurized.
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(buzzer beeping)
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(little devil cooing)
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Huh? Hey!
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You followed me! (coos)
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Well, I guess I'm stuck with ya.
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Sit tight. I'll be back.
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(high-pitched coo)
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What harm could a cute fuzzy do?
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Hey, do your best just to, like, not
hit anything this time, if you can?
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(growls)
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Thirty seconds to the wormhole.
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So, what do you guys want to
do first when we get home?
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I mean, after we
clear our names.
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Me, I want to get the biggest
chocolate milkshake I can buy.
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(alarm sounding) (gasps)
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(buzzing) computer:
Warning, system alert!
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Got a massive malfunction here.
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I'm losing control. Look out!
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Guys, we're gonna crash!
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We lost power to all systems!
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I need the engines now, or this
is gonna be a real bad day.
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Okay, okay. Rerouting
energy from weapons.
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This why skaar prefers to walk.
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Computer: Engine power restored.
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I have thrusters. Hang on.
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(engine roaring)
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(screaming)
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Hulk: What happened?
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(beeping) it was some
kind of power drain.
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I can't seem to pinpoint it.
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I got more good news. The
wormhole is shrinking.
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At this rate, it'll
close in an hour.
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Then we can kiss our
shortcut home goodbye.
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And if we miss it, ronan will
get to earth before we do. Jen?
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An hour to fix the ship.
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I haven't even isolated
the problem yet.
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You want to get this ship flying again?
Talk to me.
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And why would you
want to help us?
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Because so far, everything
we've encountered out here
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Wants to eat or blow us up.
All of us.
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And I refuse to
perish beside you.
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It's much safer in my
cell back on earth.
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He does know the ship
better than anyone.
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(growls)
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I can't work locked
up like this.
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Hulk: Try any funny business
and I feed you to galactus.
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You got my word.
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According to ronan, you
don't keep your word, hulk.
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So forgive me if I don't
hold my breath. (growls)
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If you ask me, this rust
bucket's infested with gremlins.
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Gremlins?
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Old air force lore, little creeps
who rip up the insides of planes.
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(chuckles) yeah, right.
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No, no, no, you better not be!
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You're not a gremlin,
are you, little devil?
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Rick, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I was just checkin', uh, the
airlock wasn't damaged in the crash.
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It's all good, though.
Totally checked it out.
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The problem appears to be
emanating from this panel.
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Get out of my way! But now
we're going the same...
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(talking together) (exclaims)
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Uh-huh. What'd I tell you?
Gremlins.
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Hey, I'm gonna go, uh, inspect
the ship, for more damage.
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Come on, skaar. (sighs)
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Let's fix this and
get out of here.
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Dude, I uh, brought
little devil on the ship,
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And uh, now he's gone, and
you're gonna help me find him
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Before he does any more damage.
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Hmm. Skaar help. Hmm.
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(sniffing)
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Skaar smell little devil.
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Dude, I can't smell anything. Exactly
what does little devil smell like?
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(sniffing) breakfast.
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He's not breakfast, he's a pet.
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(sniffs) woof.
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A-bomb: Okay. I'll open
it, you grab him...
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Ready, skaar? (growls)
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One, two...
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(growling)
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Ah-ha! Come here,
you little devil!
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Ah! Don't let him get away!
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The crash must have dislocated
the main power bus.
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You brutes will have to
reconnect it to the energizer.
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Gimme a hand. Red hulk: I'll
get the other side, greenie.
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Hulk: Just be careful with it.
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Come back here, you little devil!
No!
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How are we gonna get
him out of there?
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(buzzer) computer:
Auxiliary power restored.
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Lighting activated. (soft grunt)
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(little devil cooing)
little devil!
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How'd you get up there so fast?
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Hey, come here, you. (coos)
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More little devils! Oh, no.
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They're multiplying somehow.
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Don't just stand there, get him!
Skaar get!
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All systems go. Thirty
seconds to the wormhole.
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Step on it. That thing's at
half size and closing fast.
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Little devil! (growls)
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(grunts) red hulk: What is that?
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Ha! Gotcha!
181
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You brought that alien on board
after I told you not to!
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What? No! No way.
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He... I mean, they...
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Must have snuck
on by themselves.
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Uh, like, obviously.
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The truth? (blowing raspberry)
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That would only make hulk worry.
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And mad.
189
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You, you brought
druffs onto my ship?
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Druffs are the most dangerous
vermin in the galaxy!
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These cute little fuzzballs?
What, exaggerate much?
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(electrical sparking)
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Hear that? Inside the walls.
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As you can see, druffs
consume energy.
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Jen, try to restore power.
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The rest of you, round
up these things.
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Hold still, you little gremlin!
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Ow! You've got to be gentle.
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(growls) sharp impacts cause
druffs to instantly multiply.
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Smashing them will
only create more.
201
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,802
Come here, you!
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00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,971
Skaar catch! I got him.
I got him!
203
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,107
Uh. Out of my way, you little...
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00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,043
Never mind the druffs, jen. Just
get us through that wormhole.
205
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,912
We've got to beat
ronan back to earth.
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00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,282
Will do. Uh-oh.
207
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,250
You had to say his name.
208
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,685
Guys?
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00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,757
You can run, agents
of s.M.A.S.H.,
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00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,226
But you cannot hide!
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00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,229
Your day of reckoning
is at hand.
212
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,908
She-hulk: Ronan's warship's
blocking the wormhole.
213
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,044
But I might be able
to get us past it.
214
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,647
No. He'll follow
us back to earth.
215
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,750
We're not gonna last out here
with the ship in this condition.
216
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,785
Check it out, they're
launching fighters.
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00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,355
(gunfire) oh!
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(grunts) I suggest we surrender.
219
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:03,828
I suggest you shut your
piehole, captain forehead.
220
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,231
Jen, take us back into
the asteroid field.
221
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,000
Rick, leave a camera so we can
keep an eye on the wormhole.
222
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,236
Ain't running from that jerk!
223
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,339
Don't have a choice. We gotta
lure him away from the wormhole.
224
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,907
Just keep those
fighters off our back.
225
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,044
How could you betray me?
226
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,412
I brought you on this ship,
227
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And look at what you've done!
228
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It's a disaster. Ooh.
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(kissing)
230
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Oh, but you're so cute!
(trilling)
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(beeping)
232
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,031
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!
233
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,903
(sniffs) mmm.
234
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,204
Uh-oh.
235
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,275
Ow! Tingly.
236
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,812
Well done, boy. These druffs
will be the end of us.
237
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,781
They don't mean any harm. They're
just doing what comes natural.
238
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,084
That's it. We have to
shut down the power.
239
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:02,053
Are you out of your alleged mind?
We'll be sitting ducks!
240
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,890
If the druffs eat energy, the only
way to stop 'em is to starve 'em.
241
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,828
I hate to admit it, but you make
a remarkable amount of sense.
242
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,229
For a change. Ooh!
243
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,464
Jen. Find us a place to hide.
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00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,467
I didn't have any footage
outside the ship,
245
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,135
So I'm using this old videogame
246
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,304
To recreate the action.
247
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,473
(game beeping) "hmm,
faster, jen!"
248
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,908
"we got drones on our six, red!"
249
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,444
(imitating lasers)
250
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,213
"hey, I think I see
a space cave!"
251
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,448
"quick! Get inside!"
252
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,384
(imitates flying and
braking) "whoo!"
253
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,322
Hulk: Good idea to hide
in this cave, rick.
254
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,823
A-bomb: I saw it
in a movie once.
255
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,893
Computer: Power
system shutting down.
256
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,796
Gotta admit, that was some
nice flying, shulkie.
257
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:48,099
But we're still hosed, thanks
to the littlest pest shop here.
258
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,436
Never mind that. Let's fix the
damage, so we can get out of here.
259
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:55,340
Rick, skaar, gather up the rest of the
furballs and get 'em off the ship!
260
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,808
How we do that?
261
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,810
We'll eject them out
onto this asteroid.
262
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,279
(cooing)
263
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,150
Who wants some yummy energy?
Follow uncle a-bomb!
264
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,319
Chow time!
265
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,188
(growling) go get it!
266
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,058
(cooing) hurry,
before it's all gone!
267
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,830
Those walls are reinforced,
so they can't get out.
268
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,532
I just hope that's all of them.
269
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:30,008
The little devils must go dormant
when there's no energy to eat.
270
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,944
So, eject all little devils now?
271
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,847
I guess... We gotta. Mmm!
272
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,883
We can't just dump
them on this asteroid!
273
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,920
Can we? Lie to hulk two times.
274
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,924
First lie make ship crash.
Second lie doom hulks for good!
275
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,265
Ronan: You can't
hide forever, hulk!
276
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,134
Justice will find you!
277
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,870
I will find you.
278
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,339
You call yourself a hero.
279
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,175
All I see is a coward
280
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,477
And a liar.
281
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,981
(growls) easy, we just
got that working.
282
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:13,051
I'm gettin' real tired of
ronan calling me a liar.
283
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,554
Red hulk: Well, you did renege
on the deal you made with him.
284
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,990
Just sayin'... A-bomb!
285
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,859
You get rid of the druffs?
286
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,627
They, uh, yeah, they
won't be a problem.
287
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,965
Shh, it's ronan!
He's right there!
288
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,135
And there he goes. Whoo!
That was close.
289
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,876
Uh, why did we just launch
an emergency flare?
290
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,945
Don't look at me. Must
have been a short circuit.
291
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,013
(growling)
292
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,482
We got incoming!
293
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,117
Jen, get us out of here.
294
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,386
(grunts) I'm working on it.
295
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,421
Red hulk: They got us
with a tractor beam!
296
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,925
Surrender now,
agents of s.M.A.S.H.
297
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,661
Or I will not just destroy you,
298
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,264
But your home planet of earth!
299
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,138
Face me, earthlings.
300
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,908
My vessel is armed
with a gravity bomb.
301
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,277
Unless you come out now, hulk,
302
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,579
I will drop it through
the wormhole,
303
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,148
Where it will detonate
and create a black hole
304
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,218
Big enough to swallow
your entire solar system.
305
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,986
So, what's our play?
306
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,222
We do what the blue man wants.
307
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,299
You are wise to surrender, hulk.
308
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,700
Perhaps I will allow
309
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,403
The other so-called
agents of s.M.A.S.H.
310
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,537
To live long enough to
311
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,307
Witness my final judgment.
312
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,710
If they give up now.
Hulks don't give up.
313
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,712
Red hulk: We smash up!
314
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,347
(yells) (growling)
315
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,018
(low growl)
316
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,486
A-bombs away!
317
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,587
(growling)
318
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,324
(grunts)
319
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,098
(roaring)
320
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,039
Bring up the unibeams,
capture mode.
321
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,708
Come and get it, blue boys.
322
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,378
(screams) red!
323
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,750
Hang on, guys. I got it! Yeah!
324
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,719
(screaming)
325
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,255
(grunts)
326
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,700
(straining)
327
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:52,410
And now, you will answer for
your crimes against the kree.
328
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,581
The leader: I hate to interrupt the
penalty phase of hulk's sentencing...
329
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,683
But I would like to
take care of business.
330
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,252
I received your signals, leader.
331
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,354
On behalf of the kree empire,
332
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,023
Thank you for your cooperation.
333
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,192
Lousy rat dropped a dime on us.
334
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,062
The flare. That was you!
335
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,663
We should have let
galactus eat you.
336
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,233
Big head bad!
337
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,168
You'll pay for this, leader.
338
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,638
No, but the kree will.
And quite handsomely.
339
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,607
Isn't that right?
340
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,610
The kree people will
receive justice.
341
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,147
And for your efforts, you will
receive, the planet earth.
342
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,182
(laughing)
343
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,718
I'm gonna pop your
brain pan for this!
344
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,487
Search their ship. No!
345
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,323
We can't let the kree get
their filthy hands on the...
346
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:43,094
The orb of truth! Ronan:
You have the orb of truth?
347
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:47,565
Would you sabotage the peace
treaty between the kree and chi'a?
348
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,768
Okay, hulkies, so the orb of truth
is like this universal symbol
349
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,770
Of trust, that we helped the
guardians of the galaxy
350
00:17:52,794 --> 00:17:54,605
Deliver to this big
peace conference.
351
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,674
It was in another episode,
352
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,396
That you really should watch.
It was awesome!
353
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,179
We don't have the orb.
He's lying!
354
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,548
Who, me? I never lie!
355
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,586
What, you don't believe me?
Look in the cargo hold!
356
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,589
This is a pathetic attempt
to delay justice.
357
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,857
Here, I'll show you.
358
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,193
(beeping)
359
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,627
(growling)
360
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,665
(screaming)
361
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,736
A-bomb: Come on, hulk,
you can't be mad at me.
362
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,406
I didn't have the heart
to blast 'em into space.
363
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,807
No!
364
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,743
You brought druffs
aboard, leader?
365
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,779
I didn't know! I'm innocent!
366
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,481
Stop them, before
they infest the ship!
367
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:39,851
(grunts)
368
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,689
Get to the ship! Go!
369
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,657
(roaring) (growling)
370
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:51,762
(grunting)
371
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,901
You fought for ego and galactus!
372
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,536
You broke your word!
373
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,773
I did. But only because
I realized I was wrong.
374
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,876
(screams) that doesn't
make me a liar.
375
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,849
You will pay for this, leader.
376
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,219
My retribution will be
swift and terrible!
377
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,755
Not without your hammer.
378
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,490
You wouldn't dare!
379
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,852
Go get it, boys.
(hungry screaming)
380
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,764
Ah. Away! Ahh!
381
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,366
Where do you think you're going?
382
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,235
Please take me with you!
I beg you! (Grunts)
383
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,705
Jen! Get us outta here!
384
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,250
(growling)
385
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,292
Bye, little devils.
386
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,493
Do you think they'll be okay?
387
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,662
I'd be more worried
about the kree.
388
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,896
Nah! Nah!
389
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,765
Red hulk: Wormhole's closing!
390
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,567
Punch it already, shulkie!
391
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,801
Hang on!
392
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,407
We're not gonna make it!
393
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,775
This is gonna be close!
394
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,753
A-bomb: (laughs) whoa!
We made it!
395
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,623
And that's why I drive.
396
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,825
I suppose you'll want to
put me back in my cell.
397
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,695
Uh-uh. Bathroom.
398
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,798
Oh...
399
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,338
So, uh, I'm sorry about
bringing little devil on board.
400
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,839
And then for lying about it.
401
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,009
(grunts) ah, you were
just trying to help.
402
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,745
That's right. And aren't you glad
I kept those druffs on board?
403
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,427
I mean, otherwise, we'd
still be prisoners!
404
00:20:49,451 --> 00:20:51,916
Or worse! So, really,
my plan worked.
405
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,686
I saved us. Red hulk: (chuckles)
you hear that, shulkie?
406
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,022
We owe the kid some thanks.
407
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,692
(chuckles) yes we do.
408
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,729
Uh, hey, hey. Punching
is not a thank you,
409
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,531
So I would accept cake, or...
(stuttering)
410
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,601
I'm running away now!
411
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,837
Red hulk: Come on, jones.
There's no place to hide!
412
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,840
A-bomb: Ow! Ow, hey, stop hitting me!
Stop it!
413
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,375
Skaar still hungry.
414
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,845
One lie always leads to another.
415
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,947
And another. Sooner or later,
416
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:22,947
The truth'll catch up to you.
417
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:27,018
A-bomb: Ow! I'm telling the
truth when I say that hurts!
418
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,552
Red hulk: Take that, ya fibber!
419
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,074
She-hulk: How's the
soap taste, ricky?
420
00:21:30,098 --> 00:21:31,764
(groans) hulk out.
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