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A-bomb: Oh! Shaky
enough for you, leader?
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How can he sleep
through this storm?
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I haven't been this nauseous
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Since I swallowed a mouthful
of ego's big, snotty, green...
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Oh, man, I'm gonna hurl.
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Don't do it, rick.
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Jones is gonna spew again?
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Come on, shulky,
keep the boat level.
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(grunts) believe me, I
miss the jump jet, too.
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Leader's ship handles like
a rusty shopping cart.
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Yellow, get in mouth! (grunts)
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We've been lost in
space for a while now,
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And the team is starting
to get homesick.
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And seasick.
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Soon as I clean up
these barf bags,
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I'll send out another
distress call.
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Wastin' your time, kid.
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Thanks to leader, everyone on
earth thinks we're criminals.
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They don't want us to come home.
We're doomed.
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(clanking)
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(moans) come here, you!
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Red hulk: Watch it!
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Hey! What's the big idea?
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You wanna mope around, mr.
Crabby-pants? Fine.
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But remember, you used
to be an army general
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Who inspired his troops.
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So don't go bringin'
'em down with ya.
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I'm just tellin' 'em the truth!
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Haven't you noticed everything
keeps getting worse?
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This is hopeless!
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Computer: Exiting
magnetic storm.
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Ship stabilization initiated.
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Communication restored.
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Hulk, get up here.
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We've got an incoming
transmission.
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Cap to hulks. Can you read me?
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(all cheering)
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Greetings, smashers. Boy,
am I glad to see you.
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We've been scouring the
galaxy for months.
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You're a sight for
sore eyes, cap.
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We're based on a nearby planet.
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I'll transmit the coordinates.
It's time to get you home.
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About time.
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Red hulk: Got a lock
on cap's signal.
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It's comin' from straight ahead.
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A-bomb: Whoa!
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00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,757
Check out our high-profile
welcoming party!
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It's all five of them!
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00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,201
Huh. What's with
the new hardware?
50
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Who cares? The avengers
came lookin' for us!
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Feels like a dream, cap.
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You're not dreaming.
You're under arrest.
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Under arrest?
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For your crimes back on earth.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Now, we were framed for the
destruction of vista verde.
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This is a ginormous
misunderstanding.
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We've got leader
locked up on the ship.
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(grunts) we'll prove it.
Come on.
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But you also have
weapons on that ship.
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And resisting arrest
makes you hostile.
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So, avengers, attack!
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00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,715
(all groaning)
64
00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,385
So that's why they brought
out the heavy artillery.
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To bring us down!
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Time out, cap!
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Last thing I wanna do
is swing on a friend.
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We are not your friends.
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(groans)
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Lousy avengers. (grunts)
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Earth doesn't give a
spit fleck about us,
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Unless it's to put
us in the slammer.
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Right, stark?
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What? You run out of witty
banter, robot pants?
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What happened to a fair trial?
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Since when does mr.
Arrows use a gun?
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A-bombs away!
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Take it easy, widow.
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Avenger or not, I will
putt you into orbit!
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(skaar growls)
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Hey!
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Hey, whoa!
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Skaar hate pointy fly sticks.
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(grunts)
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I'm gonna lose my temper
in about three seconds.
86
00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,974
Three! (both screaming)
87
00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,878
That ain't iron man!
We've been had!
88
00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,981
They're skrulls!
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00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,350
The skrull, evil, intergalactic,
90
00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,419
Prune-faced shape-shifters
always messing with earth.
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00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,622
Also, they smell like stinky feet.
(flies buzzing)
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00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,958
(all grunting)
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00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,827
I knew that red hair was fake.
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00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,396
Red hulk: And I knew this
was too good to be true.
95
00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,967
I was right. As usual.
96
00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,570
No one would go this far out
of the way lookin' for us,
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Unless it meant trouble.
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00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,708
This whole planet is
probably skrull central,
99
00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,610
And we've walked right
into their trap!
100
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,912
Best strategy now, hop
back on that ship
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00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,548
And blast off this
pointy-eared hornets' nest.
102
00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,783
Hold it, red.
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00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,485
If the skrull did lure us here,
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Chances are they're
after earth again.
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00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,990
Yeah? Well, what has earth
done for us lately?
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I'm outta here! (hulk grunts)
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00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,594
You're not goin' anywhere,
captain negative.
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00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,796
Hey! That's general
negative to you, soldier!
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00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,031
Man: Hey, hulks!
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The guardians of the galaxy?
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00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,407
A-bomb: Gamora, deadliest
woman in the universe.
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00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,310
Groot, some kind of
giant tree dude.
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Drax, basically, the
guardians' version of skaar.
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Rocket, a talkin'
raccoon with big guns.
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00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,785
Oh, yeah, never
call him a raccoon.
116
00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,788
And star-lord, the half-human
leader of the bunch.
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Those aren't the guardians.
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It's more skrulls.
119
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,860
I'm not fallin' for that
again, you clay-faced creeps!
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00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,897
Rocket: Watch it!
121
00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,598
Hold up, red. They might be...
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(screams) cease fire
or get spanked.
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A-bomb, skaar, jen,
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Lock the phony
avengers on our ship.
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We'll handle these fakers.
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You heard him, smashers. Move!
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(grunts)
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00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,918
Can skrulls usually do that?
129
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It'll be the last time
this one does it.
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(grunts)
131
00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,760
Come and get it! (groans)
132
00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,963
Strange choice, taking on the
hulks' form, this far from earth.
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00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,465
(grunts)
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00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,700
We're the real thing.
135
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,535
So enough with the masquerade.
136
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The jig is up, wannabe shulky.
137
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(groans)
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I am groot.
139
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Hulk smash skrulls!
140
00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,612
(groans)
141
00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,384
Skrulls definitely
can't do that.
142
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Guardians, these are
the real smashers!
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Stand down!
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00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,423
(roars)
145
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Hulk, it's really us.
146
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We fought the
collector, remember?
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Had christmas dinner in a
crummy diner in the desert.
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Any of this ringin'
a bell, big guy?
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(exhales) collector?
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Christmas?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hulks, stop fighting.
153
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See? Some people
do care about us.
154
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Thanks for answering
our distress call.
155
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Distress call? No.
156
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We've been monitoring
this sector for weeks.
157
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Got word the skrulls are tryin' to
build some kind of super soldiers.
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"See? Some people do
care, blah, blah, blah."
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So, we all know we're
the guardians.
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00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,827
How about provin'
you're all hulks?
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Come on, smashers. Tell him
something only a hulk would know.
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Hmm.
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00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:18,904
Well, I know the little raccoon
there would make a good hat.
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Yup. That's the red
jerk, all right.
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Guess we should have
studied harder...
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Before we took your friends.
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(all gasping)
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Skrull: We only need the
ones with gamma energy.
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Destroy the rest!
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I am groot!
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(roars)
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Where are my friends?
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(groans) we don't know.
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(groans)
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If they ain't gonna talk, let
me take my temper out on 'em.
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Sorry, red. But groot
hasn't had breakfast yet.
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00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,046
And he likes when his food
has some fight in it.
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I am groot.
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00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:07,052
I'll talk. Your earthlings are on a
ground transport train to the hive,
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Headed that way.
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Skrull: Their gamma energy will
be harvested for use in a weapon.
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Weapon?
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We got a train to catch.
(both groan)
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My ship is built for combat missions.
I'll drive.
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Star-lord: You find it, rocket?
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Rocket: Give me a
micro-sec, will ya, flyboy?
187
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The thick vegetation on this mud
ball is jammin' the scanners.
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(blows)
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Red hulk: We ain't
never gonna get home.
190
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At least you got a home
to go back to, angry one.
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Name's red.
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Or if you wanna get
technical about it,
193
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It was general thunderbolt ross.
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Four stars.
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I, too, have a title.
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I am called the destroyer.
197
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Ooh, fancy. I like it.
198
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,999
There she is. Wow.
199
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,836
That looks less like a train and more
like something I'd flush down a toilet.
200
00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,072
Don't suppose you
got a giant boot
201
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,974
We can drop on that snail trail.
202
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,077
Star-lord: Incoming!
203
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,846
Rocket: Take evasive action...
204
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,614
Or not.
205
00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,653
Uh, we're crashin'. Go!
206
00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,222
Red hulk: Hey, you raisin heads!
207
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,758
Guess what? I shoot back.
208
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,927
Me, I just smash.
209
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:22,994
(skrulls groaning)
210
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,563
Keep the pruneys busy.
211
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,931
We're gonna go
find a-bomb and...
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00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,866
(shouting)
213
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,234
Super-skrull!
214
00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,339
All this time, searching
the cosmos for you,
215
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,775
And you come right to us.
216
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,977
Now, for an easy revenge.
217
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,879
Revenge for what?
218
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,248
You tried to destroy my planet!
219
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,617
You still cryin' about me
kickin' your fake butt?
220
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,887
(all grunting)
221
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,856
(liquid bubbling)
222
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,858
Take that as a "yes."
223
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,260
(liquid bubbling)
224
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,861
(grunts)
225
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,223
New plan. You three
find the others.
226
00:09:58,247 --> 00:10:00,198
We'll handle super-skrull.
227
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,202
Yeah, I bet splittin' us up is
the surest way to... Huh? Fine.
228
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,972
I am groot! (grunts)
229
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,974
Hold him, buddy! I'll blast him.
230
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,910
(groans)
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00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,247
(growls)
232
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Rocket: Take that,
you fantastic fake!
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00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,851
(grunts)
234
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,086
Groot! Whoa!
235
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,656
You'll burn, along
with your tree.
236
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,358
Hulk: Tree? Haven't you heard?
237
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,994
He am groot!
238
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,261
(red hulk yells)
239
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,030
Hey, try and keep up!
240
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,866
And bring some
firepower next time!
241
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,701
(grunts) aren't you the whiner
242
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,070
Who said splitting
up was a bad idea?
243
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,672
(grunts)
244
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,841
A general, he calls himself.
245
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,643
Hulk: Wait up.
246
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,877
Super-skrull's down.
247
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,979
Where? Hulk: Right here.
248
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,948
(grunts)
249
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,383
(both groaning)
250
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,052
These are green, too...
251
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,254
So they must have gamma as well.
252
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,922
Lock 'em up.
253
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,161
A-bomb: You know, if they can
change into any shape they want,
254
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,130
Why do they run around
looking like moldy raisins?
255
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,098
(red hulk grunts)
256
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,868
What took you so
long, pouty pants?
257
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,903
(red hulk groans)
258
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,072
Wow. I'm actually
glad to see you.
259
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,907
Hey! What about the chains?
260
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,276
Keep your pants on. Let
me free dog-boy first.
261
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,946
Phony red.
262
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,214
(red hulk groans)
263
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,450
Red hulk: You dummy!
264
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,952
That was the real red. Uh...
265
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,430
(growls)
266
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,131
(gasps) huh?
267
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,402
Super-skrull: Behold!
268
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:48,139
My winged minions come
to end your journey.
269
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,241
This is where you get off.
270
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,743
(chuckles)
271
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,911
(grunts)
272
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,080
Rocket: Oh, man. I hate bugs.
273
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,816
Star-lord: Rocket, blast
the skrull while you can.
274
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,718
Rocket: I got his smug
chin in my sights.
275
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,421
(all screaming)
276
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,957
(all groaning)
277
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,394
(rumbling)
278
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,867
Thanks, big guy.
279
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:15,867
You know, you're the
only green thing
280
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,803
I don't want to put a
blaster into today.
281
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,243
Rocket: It's hopeless.
The jetpacks are fried.
282
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,911
We're stuck here.
283
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,246
Red hulk: Gets worse.
284
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,049
Dog-boy kicks me off the train.
285
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,531
Your two bruisers
were about as useful
286
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:34,786
As the bunion on my big toe.
287
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,755
I am groot.
288
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,090
Uh, thanks for clearin' that up.
289
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,992
No guns, no ride, outnumbered,
290
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,795
And stuck with a talkin'
tree and a rodent.
291
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,163
You wanna go, you
cranky old goat?
292
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,198
Yeah, come on! Let's
do this, cuddles!
293
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,167
Oh, let me at him! I will pulverize him!
(growling)
294
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,301
You hear me, buddy?
295
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,337
Hey, things stink right now.
296
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,874
That's all the more reason to keep
hope alive and stick together.
297
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:55,874
It's not all bad.
298
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,844
I'll bet this swarm is border
patrol for their base...
299
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,846
Which should be close.
300
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,086
I'm gonna guess that
that there is our hive.
301
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,991
Red hulk: And there's a
skrull takin' a dip.
302
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,227
And check out those weird pods
on the top of the towers.
303
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,930
Hulk: Something's moving
around inside of 'em.
304
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,033
Wait a minute.
(binoculars whirring)
305
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,936
Focus. Focus.
306
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,139
It's them! It's the hulks!
307
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,507
(pod whirring)
308
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,944
(all scream)
309
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,983
Disgusting. What are they doing?
310
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,351
Givin' 'em a reverse bath?
311
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:48,459
It's gamora and drax in
the pod next to them!
312
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,028
Hulk: At least they're alive.
313
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,964
(monster groaning)
314
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,402
(roaring)
315
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,038
For now.
316
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,109
The skrull are zapping the gamma
right out of my smashers.
317
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,478
Red hulk: Turnin'
themselves into what?
318
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,113
Skrullks?
319
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,851
One guess as to what
the beast is for.
320
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,621
The skrulls have had their eyes
on earth for a long time now.
321
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,122
So what's the plan?
322
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,525
Ain't no plan for this scenario!
323
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,061
Hey! Our friends
down there need us!
324
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,564
You didn't get your medals out
of a gumball machine, general.
325
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,299
We can beat these odds.
326
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,337
Hate it when greenie's right.
327
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,473
Time to quit belly-achin'
and execute.
328
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,409
One difference between
me now and me then...
329
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,445
(grunts)
330
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,947
Bigger guns.
331
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,916
All right. Those
shape-shiftin' swamp bats
332
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,985
Have one tactical advantage
workin' for 'em.
333
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,653
Camouflage.
334
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,055
We gotta beat 'em
at their own game.
335
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,358
Can't believe this was my idea.
336
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,595
Hulk: Smells like someone
left a dirty sock
337
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:57,595
Full of mayonnaise in the sun.
338
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:02,133
Red hulk: (groans) just wait
till you get it in your mouth.
339
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,102
(gagging)
340
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,070
(both screaming)
341
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,072
(all groaning)
342
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,081
We gotta hurry.
343
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,217
Hey, this is fun and all,
but does anyone else feel
344
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,019
Like we're havin' the
power sucked out of us?
345
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,541
'Cause I think that's
what's happening.
346
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,299
Skaar not like being battery.
347
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,425
Uh-oh.
348
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,127
Looks like the
skrulls figured out
349
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,931
Drax and gamora don't have
any gamma power to steal.
350
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,632
Take them to the
disintegrator pit.
351
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,001
Hey, team ugly! (grunts)
352
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,370
Let 'em go or I'mma
come over there and...
353
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,638
And I'll...
354
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,440
Jen, help me finish this threat.
355
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,011
Makin' 'em giant isn't enough.
356
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,646
They gotta give
'em hammers, too.
357
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,983
Hulk: And I'll bet you that
ship is bound for earth.
358
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,085
Not with those goons on it!
359
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,420
Charge!
360
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,956
(hulk grunts)
361
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,092
Uh-oh.
362
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,360
(groans)
363
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,395
(grunts)
364
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,530
Give me that.
365
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,498
Nice one, jade-jaws.
366
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,133
Let me show you how it's done.
367
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,501
(growls)
368
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,673
Get off me, you
shriveled little knobs.
369
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,709
(grunts) whoa, whoa!
370
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,678
Red hulk: Oh, hey! Now!
371
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,146
(machine whirring)
372
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,049
(all groaning)
373
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,384
I am groot.
374
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,292
(growls)
375
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,694
I am groot!
376
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,497
Heck yeah, you are.
377
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,166
Surprise! We knew
this was your big day
378
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,268
And planned something special.
(groans)
379
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,237
You don't stand a
chance against me.
380
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,572
Look around you, human.
381
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,510
That's "half-human."
382
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,745
And when I look around,
383
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:57,015
All I see is your plan
going down in flames.
384
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,015
(grunts)
385
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,551
We're gonna need some muscle
on those big creatures.
386
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,286
They believe us hulks...
387
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,622
Then we shall smash like hulks!
388
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,059
(groans)
389
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,796
(laughing)
390
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,702
Is that all you got?
391
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,139
Go get some more guys.
Make this a fair fight.
392
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,042
A-bombs away!
393
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,511
A-bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
394
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,479
(thudding)
395
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,114
(a-bomb laughs)
396
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,516
(groans)
397
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:36,087
Double hit! I love this tree.
398
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,156
A-bomb, where's
the super-skrull?
399
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:41,125
Getting his butt super-whipped
by star-lord and rocket.
400
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,227
Alone? Without their weapons?
401
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,464
A-bomb: Oh, yeah.
Probably the opposite.
402
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,767
(grunting)
403
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,202
(gasps)
404
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,175
(grunting)
405
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,778
Guardians of the galaxy.
406
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,847
You hardly live up to your name.
407
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,117
Wrong.
408
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:09,754
Star-lord: And the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Live up to theirs, too.
409
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,090
Thanks, hulk. I almost had him.
410
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,859
Until he busted out the combined
powers of the fantastic four on us.
411
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,862
I'll handle him. You two find a
way to blast that invasion ship.
412
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,098
Try and stop me.
413
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,333
(skrullks growling)
414
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,302
(growling)
415
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,804
Let's get him, troops!
416
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,774
(all groaning)
417
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,542
A-bomb: They're too powerful.
418
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,744
You gotta fight fire with fire.
419
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,847
You wanna torch these
monster island rejects?
420
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,515
Not quite.
421
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,183
Cannonball!
422
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,551
Red, no!
423
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,155
Red!
424
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,757
(laughing)
425
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,863
That pool contains
raw gamma energy.
426
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,867
He'll be consumed!
427
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,568
Melted to slag!
428
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,904
(yelling)
429
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,174
Your friend still lives?
430
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,744
Looks that way, don't it?
431
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,246
Hey, creeps!
432
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,648
Get ready to see big red!
433
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,884
(all grunting)
434
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,322
Well done. Impressive.
435
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,224
I am groot. Yeah,
red, bring the pain!
436
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,926
Show 'em what's up!
437
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,394
(groans)
438
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,632
(groaning)
439
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,935
How are you planning on blowing
up their ship with no explosives?
440
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,204
It's got a power
source and wires.
441
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,605
What else do I need?
442
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,207
(beeping) uh-oh.
443
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,947
Rocket: You might want to run.
What?
444
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,390
Super-skrull: Grow
as big as you want.
445
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,292
We have the numbers.
446
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,361
Yeah, but we got the heart.
447
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,839
Red, alley-oop me!
448
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,409
(groaning)
449
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,379
(groaning)
450
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,791
Rocket: That goop was made to
merge with the skrull physiology.
451
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,760
Good thing he used up all the
gamma, punchin' the prunes.
452
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,496
Just lucky you ended up
back to your normal size.
453
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,899
(groans) I haven't
felt this nauseous
454
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,435
Since that chimichanga
eating contest.
455
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,804
Hmm. And you still lost that.
456
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,306
But this day, you have won.
457
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,308
Well done, general.
458
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,277
You saved a lot
more than the day.
459
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,712
This could have
been a lot worse.
460
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,248
Red hulk: (groaning)
I'm not gonna make it!
461
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,583
(gagging)
462
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,852
Star-lord: This nav drive
contains a star map
463
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,654
To get you back to earth.
464
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,625
Good luck out there, hulks.
465
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,360
(red hulk retching)
466
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,329
(toilet flushes)
467
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,999
Oh, you hear that? We got
coordinates for earth, sucker!
468
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,900
You are goin' down!
469
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,538
Red hulk: Punch it, shulky.
Let's go home.
470
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,344
That loudmouth red remembered
who he was today...
471
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:23,481
A hero who knows holding
onto hope is the key to...
472
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,316
(hulk grunts) blah, blah, blah.
473
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,318
Hulk out! (laughing)
474
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,287
I always wanted to do that.
475
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,555
Red hulk, over and out.
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