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RUPAUL: Previously
on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus The World.

You'll brave the elements

in the weather ball.

(Queens cheering)

Have you ever heard of
the phrase "Less is more"?

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

It was what I love about drag.

BROOKE LYNN: Condragulations,
you're a winner!

Which queen have you chosen
to get the boot?

My sister, Anita.

Anita Wigl'it, sashay away.

#

Girl!

RITA: Anita is gone,
and I'm gonna miss her,

but I feel grateful
to have another shot.

"To my queens, you can visit
Down Under any time.

Come and go as you please,

but know that you will always
have a place in my heart."

QUEENS: Aw.

She was the first light
that I saw.

Her energy was radiating,
so she's gonna be

definitely be missed.

Well, I'm just gonna go ahead
and crown her congeniality,

and I'ma give her
500 Canadian dollars.

(Queens laughing)

RA'JAH: Okay,
she's gonna wipe off

this motherfuckin' mirror,
bitch.

Get it.
Come on then.

- Let's take a seat.
- RA'JAH: Okay.

VICTORIA: Yes, please.

SILKY:
I hope my coochie ain't out.

VICTORIA:
Oh, I hope it is.

(Laughing)

Look, bitch, you deserve this.
I'm so excited for you.

You rewrote your history
with winning a design challenge.

- Bitch, okay.
- RA'JAH: Okay.

But let's not forget
to give Victoria her praise,

'cause, bitch, that was
a sickening lip synch

y'all had put on.

- Y'all had put on a great show.
- SILKY: Okay!

Rita, how are you feeling,
darling?

I'm feeling better now.

In two seconds,
I think I went from scared,

anxious, to a crying baby.

I never cry.

Never, never, never, but
it was tears of joy and relief.

The first time around,
I didn't have any emotions,

but now,
I'm having all the emotions.

I'm thankful.
Thanks to you for--

Don't be thankful to me.

Thank Anita, because
Anita sent herself home.

It's, to me, it seemed like
she knew what time it was.

So, I'm just
fulfilling your destiny.

- You put it out there.
- (Queens laughing)

What did you do?

Well, I'll tell you
it rhymes with "ita".

(Queens laughing)

Which one?
Which one is it?

- Anita.
- Okay.

Same reason.

She had already stepped out
and clocked out.

- And you had fire left.
- Thank you.

- I love you so much.
- I love you.

- I love you all so much.
- RA'JAH: Okay.

I'm so happy
that you're still here.

I'm happy
there's another Canadian.

There's been enough
Canadians gone.

I think Rita needs
to step her game up

a little bit.

She doesn't have a win,
and Canada needs another win.

VANITY: I came here
for competing with the best,

and I think us sitting on
this couch here are the best.

Do you know?
We've all been in the top.

Now.

Ooh, now since you said
we've all been the top, so far,

we've been voting very fairly.

How do we feel like we're gonna
start making decisions?

Now, y'all have come
to the real competition.

If the girls
are being strategic,

this is where it's gonna start.

This competition is so fierce.
It's on.

Top six, hoes.

- (Queens cheering)
- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Everyone's got to go.

There's only one spot
for the queen, and that is me.

Hey, um,
now let's get out of this drag.

Come on, now.

VANITY: There is no way you are
holding me back this time.

Period.
(Laughing) Listen.

I just had a sip of coffee
and the Jesus spirit's

kinda hit me, girl.

(Queens laughing)

Won't He do it?
Yes, He will.

Yes.
Come on, Jesus!

Ooh!
Oh, catch the spirit.

Sorry.
(Laughing)

- Woo!
- (Engines revving)

# D-D-Drag Race #

RUPAUL: The winner
of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus The World
receives a cash prize

of $100,000.

With Traci Melchor,

Brad Goreski,

and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

With tonight's
extra special guest judge,

Gary Janetti.

# May the best drag queen,
best drag queen win #

(Tires squealing)

#

- Woo!
- We made it.

The competition
is really heating up.

Everyone
is stepping their game up,

so it's going to be
a fight to the end.

RA'JAH: It's a new day
in the Werk Room.

I ain't gon' let--

I'm not goin' let last week
hold me back, bitch.

You and Icesis was safe and...

I still don't agree.

Not that I don't agree
with you guys winning.

I just think that
between me and Ra'Jah,

one of us should have
also had a top position.

VICTORIA: There's a little bit
of tension in the room.

It seems some people might be

a little bit butt hurt
that they weren't in the top.

I'm excited
for you all to have watched

because my runways
were 10 out of 10.

RA'JAH: I'm not saying that,

you know, you didn't deserve
the top position.

I'm just disappointed in myself.

Being safe is not a bad thing,
but I'm comin' for the win.

I'm comin'
for the mini challenge.

I'm comin'
for the medium challenge.

I'm comin'
for the small challenge.

I'm comin' for the extra-large.

I'm goin' for
the motherfuckin' gold, okay?

It's over now.
I wanna burn that dress.

I never want to see it again.

We gotta do sustainable fashion,
boo-boo.

- (Siren wailing)
- (Queens cheering)

Come on!
Challenge time.

RUPAUL: O Canada!

She done already
done had herses.

- Ladykins.
- Hi!

RUPAUL: Please humour me

as I give you
a little piece of advice.

It's time to stand up
for what you believe in

because, trust me,

becoming the queen
of the motherpucking world

is no joke, Boo.

- RA'JAH: Okay.
- VANITY: It's no joke, Boo.

- They want a little comedy.
- Another one.

- Well, hello, queens!
- QUEENS: Hello!

- You better have my colour on.
- (Queens laughing)

Drag has become
a billion dollar industry.

And you know what?
I want a piece of the pie too.

So I've designed an app
that's going to bring drag fans

closer to their drag idols.

I call it Queenie Vids.

For today's mini challenge,

you'll record
personalized messages

that your fans
will cherish forever.

You'll have 20 minutes to get
into influencer quick drag.

Then you'll start recording.

Y'all ready
for some fan service?

- Let's do it.
- Go!

#

Just runnin' like crazy people.

I guess I didn't have to go
so hard on the blush, bitch.

Well, hello, Silky.

Hi!

Come on in and have a seat.

Well, you have so many fans
from all over the world

who want messages from you.

- Should we get started?
- Sure!

Okay.
Here's your first one.

"To: Kenny,
From: his boyfriend Justin."

The occasion
is the one-year anniversary.

"Can you let Kenny know
that Justin is unsatisfied

in the bedroom?

Any advice
in spicing up things?"

Okay.

Go.

Hi, Kenny, this is Big Silk
with the good milk

from RuPaul's Drag Race.

Happy anniversary, baby!

In the gay world,
that's really about 10 years,

but I need to let you know
somethin', Kenny.

Justin is a little, um...
(Tongue popping)

..unsatisfied in the bedroom,

baby, and I got
a few tips for you.

Baby, you better start...

If you wanna keep your man
and make it to two years...

(Choking)
..gobble it up, okay?

If you have a bad gag reflex,
drink some pineapple juice.

Let me tell you somethin',

my husband is very satisfied
in the bedroom with this throat.

- Pineapple juice?
- Oh, it works.

You can bring
a friend to your bedroom.

Invite people.

"Come on in!
Come on in!"

Shall we move on
to the next one?

"My boyfriend's
got Canadian citizenship.

Can you sing O Canada
to celebrate?"

# O Canada! #

# O Canada #

# O Canada to you,
O Canada to you #

# For thee #

# True patriot love #

# O Canada! #

# O Canada, O Canada,
Oh, let me into #

# Ho! #

Your version of O Canada might
be better than the original.

It's the remix, baby!

And here's your last video.

"To: Taylor,
From: Her soon to be...

..soon to be ex-wife, Nicole."

- Lesbians.
- Oh, thank you so much.

- (Brad laughing)
- Representation matters.

"I know she's been cheating.

I found someone else's
panties in our bedroom."

Listen,
you sneaky fuckin' bitch.

You about to lose yo' woman.

How dare you!

Lesbians, we stick together.

She found them panties
in the fuckin' drawer.

Me and Nicole,
we know about the panties.

- Bitch, it is over for you.
- (Laughing)

I don't want to see you
ever again.

Yeah, tell her again,
one more time.

You sneaky fuckin' bitch.

(Laughing)
Great job, Ra'Jah.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

- See you later.
- Bye!

Queens, you all have
a way with words,

but one of you
gave great talking head.

(Giggling)

The winner
of today's mini challenge is,

- Ra'Jah O'Hara!
- Ah!

(Queens cheering and applauding)

Yes, the queen of Queenie Vids!

You've won a fabulous
cosmetic collection

from our friends
at Anastasia Beverly Hills.

- (Queens cheering)
- Ooh, thank you, Anastasia!

Now that we've warmed
some hearts,

it's time
to tickle some funny bones.

In today's maxi challenge,

you'll be the featured acts
at a comedy night for the world.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Each of you needs to write and
perform your own comedy routine.

So bring the jokes, folks.

And remember,
if it's a thinker,

it's a stinker.

But don't worry.

You'll get
some guidance from me,

and an extra special guest,
Emmy nominated comedy writer,

and best-selling author,
Gary Janetti, my husband.

- (Gasping)
- Ooh, my other dad!

(All laughing)

VANITY: Comedy king,
an amazing writer.

You ain't gay if you've
never watched Will and Grace.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, since you won
the mini challenge,

you will be
assigning the line-up.

Okay.

# Oh, my God #

Racers, start your engines,

and may the funniest
drag queen win!

RITA: Oh, let's go.

Is there any particular position
that you guys feel comfortable?

I would love to go first.

I wanna go first too.

Well, if everyone's
throwing it out there,

I would have loved
to have gone first as well.

VANITY: I wanna go first
because I'm really scared

about this challenge,
and I just wanna get it over

and done with.

On my season,
we did a comedy roast,

and I roasted and burned.

I'll go last.

- All right.
- Victoria wants to go last.

VICTORIA: I wanna the lasting
impression on the judges,

the 11 o'clock number,
the big climax.

Everybody wants to go first.
We know that's not gonna happen.

You can put me anywhere.
How 'bout that?

- Okay.
- If it's good, it's good.

- It doesn't matter where it is.
- There you go.

I'm almost feeling like
I kind of want to open the show.

- Do it.
- You have the power.

So, I think
I'm gonna put myself first.

RA'JAH:
I'ma get this out my system.

I'ma get the energy right.
I'ma get the audience hyped.

We'll follow me up
with Vanity Milan.

I'm gonna do Rita,
and then we will do Icesis.

We will do Victoria.

And, Silky,
I'm gonna put you at the end.

Come on.
Push her.

Push a bitch.

- (Laughing)
- Are you sure?

Absolutely sure,
a hundred percent decided?

- I think I'm decided.
- Okay.

I know Silky
is funny as Hell to me.

So I feel like Silky'll be
a great way to end the show,

and I'll be
a strong way to start.

With that being said,
let's get to writing some jokes,

ladies and gents.

- Yeah!
- Let's do it.

#

How are you feeling
with your placement?

- I'm okay with that.
- Mm-hm.

Are you satisfied with yours?

I'm the only person
that requested to go last,

and, she didn't put me last,
for whatever reason.

Looking out for Silky maybe.
That's a bit of a motive.

Ra'Jah has not put me last,
what I asked for.

I think there might be a little
bit of sabotage going on here.

(Sighing)
Whoa.

I have never done
a comedy challenge,

or a roast on any of my seasons.

I can't wait to get here,
with Brad and, um, his husband.

Okay.

So I can get some,
like, some pointers.

All y'all know that I'm funny.

However, I have never
just written down jokes

on a sheet of paper.

Writing jokes is like
a new thing for me.

I personally wanted to get
myself out of the way.

- Mm-hm.
- Because I'm...

I'm not gonna lie.
I'm scared shitless.

The only joke I've written
is a love letter to this girl

that I was dating
back in the day,

and therein lies the joke.

(Laughing)

- SILKY: Miss Icesis?
- Yes?

What you gonna be
talking about, ho?

Just, like, my journey
after winning Drag Race,

and just the things that
I've experienced on the tour--

Oh, so you wanna
talk about the people

while you just got the crown?
- ICESIS: Uh-huh.

- So they can hate you
when you--

BOTH: Oh!
(Laughing)

ICESIS: I did find out
on my season

that I am a lot funnier
than I give myself credit for.

- (Laughing)
- I'm fucking good at this.

ICESIS: So I'm just gonna
lean into that,

and make them laugh.

#

Brad, when you said
you were on Canada's Drag Race,

I thought you were competing.

- No, I'm, like, a judge.
- But you could compete.

I don't think so.
Hello, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

What up, yo?
How y'all doing?

- Good.
- Hi, Ra'Jah.

The time has come
to get a coaching session

with Brad and Gary.

I'm really excited because he is
a legendary comedy writer.

So, let's see
what they got to say.

This is very interesting.
You're up first.

You know, y'all said
that I give good head.

I mean talking head, so I
decided to put myself first.

So, you ready to get into them?

- Let's just jump right in.
- BRAD: Sure.

I wanted to talk about
how I come from a small family.

- Okay.
- And I'm an only child.

And sadly, I'm definitely not
my mother's favourite child.

(Ra'Jah laughing)

I think you can get
a bigger laugh if you flip it.

Okay.

Just say I wasn't
my mother's favourite kid,

- and I was an only child.
- Right.

So, what other areas
do you have?

Well, I wanted to talk about
me being single.

Right.

Have you ever had any bad dates?

I have not been on
a whole lotta dates.

GARY:
Maybe there's something in that.

Uh-huh.

RA'JAH:
I'm takin' my notes.

I'm hearin'
what you sayin', Gary.

I'm nodding my head, "yes,"
but I'm shitting a brick.

Don't freak out.

- You're gonna be great.
- Thank y'all so much.

- BRAD: Thank you, Ra'Jah.
- See ya tomorrow.

- BRAD: Bye, Ra'Jah.
- GARY: Bye.

- We'll be ready to laugh.
- RA'JAH: Please do.

(Both laughing)

- BRAD: Vanity Milan!
- Hello, hello, hello.

Woo, so handsome
in this room!

Going into
this coaching session,

I'm really nervous.

Public speaking
is not something

that I usually do,
and hopefully,

with your guidance,
I'm able to do that.

- BRAD: Great.
- GARY: Okay.

Well, we're excited
to hear your material.

London and Canada
are similar in many ways,

but they're so different.

Let me give you some examples.

We both have
a lot of drag queens,

just in London, we're talented.

(Laughing)

In London, we have thousands
of happy sex workers.

But in Canada, you have Jimbo.

Oh.
(Laughing)

Those are terrific.
Simple, clean.

- Yay!
- That area's funny too.

I bet you can
kind of stay on that area.

- Oh, there's more.
- GARY: Great.

They're laughing.
They understand what I'm saying.

I'm feeling pretty confident.

What your instincts are,
they're right.

This is shocking to hear
because I failed on my season.

So, I'm shocked.

I am loving
what they're saying to me,

and just make sure
that I am tightening it up.

And, I'm feeling pretty
confident about where I am.

She was funnier
than I've been on this show.

(Laughing)
She was.

- Hello, Rita Baga.
- RITA: Hello!

Hello, bonjour, hello.

How do you feel about
a stand-up challenge?

I feel good.
This is what I do.

But it's also a challenge
'cause it's another language.

Well, let's hear what you got.
I'm excited.

Okay, so I wanna start

by creating
an on-purpose awkward moment.

Great.

Bonjour, tout le monde.
Ça va bien ?

Vous êtes en forme?

Ah, oui, vous êtes beau,
vous êtes beau.

Merci, merci d'etre la.
Merci, c'est--

Oui, ça va?
Oui, qu'est-ce que--

Ah?
Okay, English!

The idea of this bit is great.
You could really amp it up.

I think it would be funnier

if you talk more quickly
in French too.

- Okay.
- We should really be lost.

(Blabbering)

I'm hearing words like "merci,"
and that I recognize,

so it's almost like the audience
is trying to understand you.

You want the opposite,
that we don't understand you.

And then,
when you stop yourself,

I need you to sell
every moment of like "Ah!"

- Okay.
- Let's go into the next part.

My all time hero
is currently here,

and it's you, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Come on, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I can see my future in you.
Death is coming soon.

Yes, I know.

If you're gonna go after
anybody on the panel,

any of the judges,
you have to make sure

you're gonna get a laugh,

because she's heard everything,
every single joke.

- Mm-hm, true.
- GARY: Yeah.

- Thank you, Rita.
- Thank you for your time.

RITA: And I will use
the feedback that I got,

and if they're not laughing,
I'm gonna get naked and dance.

So, you know, there's always
a... a secret weapon somewhere.

The opening idea could work.

Could.

You gave her
a lot of direction on it,

so if it's lost, it's on you.

- Hello!
- BRAD: Hi, Icesis!

- Hi, hello.
- BRAD: How are you?

I'm so good.
How are you?

I don't know if Brad told you,
but last season, he adopted me,

so it's nice to finally meet
my real father.

(All laughing)

What's going to be
your kind of approach to this,

your comedy act?

Talking about my experience
after winning the crown,

specifically, like,
maybe, like, tour life.

Do you have some material
you wanna try out for us?

ICESIS: Yes!

Winning Drag Race
has been a dream come true.

I have been able
to travel the world

and do things
that I could only dream of,

like having
an actual drag career.

(Laughing)

If you've never been
on a tour bus, picture it.

It's just like a funeral home
full of decomposing drag queens,

just stacked
on top of each other.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

There's not a hard punchline
there really, so, I mean--

- It feels like half of a joke.
- GARY: Yes.

Like it's a part...
you're going...

You're taking us on the tour
with you a bit, you know,

of what this experience was,
but make sure,

you just need to end
on a really good joke.

- Okay.
- GARY: Just remember, Icesis.

The longer the story goes,
the better the expectation is

for the payoff, do you know?

I need to reel it in,
and make more punchlines,

instead of more story.

- Bye.
- Bye, Icesis.

- BRAD: Victoria Scone!
- Hello, darlings.

- Hi!
- Hi, Victoria.

This is very awkward,
actually, darling.

Lovely to meet you,
but I was under the impression

that me
and your gorgeous husband

- were dating, so--
- (Both laughing)

What is your approach
to your act?

I'm having to sort of
have a chat with myself

about how much crudeness I do.

Okay.

I'm just disgusting,
if I'm honest.

Well, let's see and we'll tell
you if you're being too naughty.

- Yes.
- VICTORIA: Okay.

Welcome to my cervix seminar,

an hour "in-depth" discussion on
"the ins and outs" of my vagina.

(Gary laughing)

As the saying goes,

"Say what you see,
and do what you know."

And by God, do I know my way
around a vagina.

- (Laughing)
- We don't!

(All laughing)

You will by the end of tonight.

- (All laughing)
- Perfect.

They call me The West End Disco
Diva with a lot of "spunk."

The spunk is usually on my neck,

but I did wash for you
this evening.

I just took
a wet wipe to my bits.

(All laughing)

Work on what you've got,
and get it tight.

Then, leave yourself
the space to play

when you feel
comfortable doing it.

Play off
whatever you're getting.

And you seem
super comfortable with that,

and that's
a really great skill to have.

I think you're in terrific,
terrific shape.

- BRAD: Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I'll see you in the bedroom.
- (Brad laughing)

I'm excited to show the judges

a real Victoria Scone
experience.

Last week, I came out of my
shell a little bit,

but this week, they're getting
a full, "open clam."

- BRAD: Hello, Silky.
- Hi, how y'all doing?

Do you feel okay
about going last

with the material
you've come up with?

I'm just gonna tell
a little bit of my story,

and hopefully
it goes a long way.

Well, let's hear it.
I'm excited.

I used to live in LA two years
ago, and so did Brooke Lynn.

I show up unannounced
to Brooke Lynn's house.

I walk in and she offers me
sparklin' water.

(Both laughing)

And my Black ass is like
"Now, I know this White bitch

got some Chardonnay,
some Pinot Grigio.

How the Hell
is she gonna offer my Black ass

some sparklin' water?

'Cause her house
is open concept, HGTV,

baby, I was like
"Uh-uh, can't do it."

- That was great.
- Bravo, Silky.

Really?

In front of two people
in chairs, with a notebook,

what you did
was really fucking hard to do.

BRAD: Also, your punchlines,

just make sure
they're really clear.

Tomorrow there's gonna be
a lot of laughter,

- and I wanna make sure...
- So we hear them

- and you're hitting them hard.
..that we're hearing them,

and you're taking a beat
for the laughter,

- and we're not missing a word.
- GARY: Right.

Thank you, guys.

I'm just hopin' that I have
enough time to allow the crowd

to take in what I was sayin',

because, bitch,
if I don't do it right,

I could be goin' home.

She did it in a way that you
kinda can't teach somebody.

- Are you gonna cry?
- (Laughing) Tomorrow.

Okay.

#

How is everyone feeling
this morning after our coaching

with lovely Brad and Gary?

I definitely have
a lot more confidence

in the set that I'm doing.

They've given me
a lot of advice,

so I'm gonna apply that and
bring it to that stage, henny.

Icesis, what about you, ho?

You about to tell
your Drag Race experience,

bitch.
Um...

I am definitely feeling
some sorta way today.

What?
What that supposed to mean?

That means I don't really
wanna talk right now.

- Oh, did bitch just say that?
- (Laughing)

SILKY: Damn.

VICTORIA: Are you feeling good
about still going first?

I am feeling good
about goin' first.

I wanna say
that I picked myself to go first

- because I was so nervous.
- (Sniffling)

I'm sitting in the Werk Room,
putting my makeup on,

and I really just can't focus.

There's so much
going through my mind

that I can't...

I can't be in the moment
right now.

#

RA'JAH: I notice Icesis is...

Like, she's not
lookin' the same,

she's not talkin',
she's not really saying much.

- You all right, Sis?
- I don't think so.

Need a hug?

(Crying)
Oh, my God.

Is it somethin' in the
competition or is just like...

No, it's just too much for me.
I'm just so tired.

- What?
- I'm just not into it.

No, sis.

There's just so much
going on with me personally

that I just...

I'm trying to keep up,
but I don't want to anymore.

Physically and mentally,
I... I just... I can't keep up.

And I've just been doing it
for so long.

I just need a break
for a minute.

And I think
I jumped back into it too soon

because I just wanted
to be with everybody,

and... and I'm trying, but,

I don't wanna try anymore.

I came and did
what I wanted to do,

and I'm... I'm...

I can... I just... (Choking up)

#

You have to do
what's best for you

and what you are feelin'
in your heart.

And you can't shake the feelin'.

- Thank you.
- You gotta take care...

- Thank you.
- ..of you first

ICESIS: I have to take
my own advice in making sure

that everyone knows
that it's okay to not be okay.

And this is literally
just me saying, like,

"I'm not okay anymore."

I just need to go home, and I
hope everybody understands.

And if you need
to take care of you,

the man behind the glamour,
take your time.

It's a lot of pressure
that we put ourselves under

to be on Drag Race,

and I really want my sister
to know that it's okay.

She don't owe us nothin'.

She don't owe
y'all nothin' either.

She owes it to herself
to make sure that she's okay.

Your drag is valid.
Your drag is important.

But your mental health
and your sanity

is even more important.

- Thank you.
- You okay, baby?

Yeah, I'm gonna go home.

- Hm?
- I'm gonna go home.

- What do you mean?
- I'm leaving.

Are you sure?

(Crying)

No, no, no, look.

Look.
You are so sickening.

ICESIS: I know.

And I've had the honour
to be with you.

At the end of the day,
this is a sisterhood.

- VANITY: Yeah.
- RA'JAH: Mm-hm.

- ICESIS: I love you guys.
- And we are here for you.

- RA'JAH: Mm-hm.
- ICESIS: I love you.

SILKY: As someone that
has been in this competition

now three times,

I understand the pressures
that the world put on us,

that we put on ourselves.

That old phrase, "Heavy is
the head that wears the crown,"

that is really a true phrase.

I love you guys.

RITA:
I know it's the best decision.

If you are feeling this way...

ICESIS: You can do it.
You better win.

..you have to take care
of your health,

your mental health,

because this is worth more
than $100,000.

-This is not actually happening.
-It is.

- Why is she doing it?
(Sniffling)

She just can't do it anymore.

I just don't want her to regret.
(Crying)

No, trust me.
There ain't no regret.

RA'JAH: Ain't no regret.

- Could you lead us?
- Yes.

Could you do us... give us one?

- Oh, yes, please, Silky.
- I will, you know, um...

As we stand here together,

with love, joy, peace,
give us the strength

to give the show beyond that
has never been given before.

Give us the courage to go out
and step outside of our element,

because we are the head,
not the tail,

and all things
should be added on to us.

- All right.
- VANITY: Amen.

- RA'JAH: Amen.
- Amen, let's go.

- (Sniffling)
- That was great, Silky.

- Thank you.
- (Sighing)

We gon' make it.

# Now, shake it up #

- RA'JAH: Shake it down.
- Hoo.

- RITA: Okay.
- RA'JAH: Woo.

- SILKY: All right.
- Let's put on the face again.

Girl, that face ain't left
is what I'm sayin'.

I'm so fuckin' impressed.

You gotta teach me
how to cry like that

over... over the things.

Is that why
she was leanin' over?

-(Queens laughing)
-She gotta teach me how to lean.

#

(Engine revving)

#

# Cover girl #

# Put the bass in your walk #

# Head to toe #

# Let your whole body talk #

(Judges cheering and applauding)

- BRAD: Yay!
- Yay!

- TRACI: Gorgeous!
- Woo-woo!

Welcome to the main stage

of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

He's Hollywood royalty's
husband,

it's Brad Goreski.

Hi, Brooke Lynn!

Hi, Bradley.
Tell me.

If you were funny, what kinda
comedian would you be?

I'd be an insult comic,
you dirty, little bitch.

Ooh, yeah, you like it dirty?

And she puts the gig in giggle.

It's Traci Melchor.

(Giggling)
Hey, Brooke.

And you put the wig in wiggle.

(Giggling)

And he's the prince
of my royal family.

- It's Gary Janetti!
- Hey, Brooke Lynn.

Hey, Gary, I am so excited
to read your new book.

Oh, thanks.

You know it doesn't have
any pictures.

Yeah, I knew that,
and I can't wait to look at it.

(Judges laughing)

This week, we challenged
our queens to make us laugh

in a good,
old fashioned night of comedy.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

#

Please welcome to the stage,
Ra'Jah O'Hara.

(Cheering and applauding)

BROOKE LYNN: Hey!
Wow!

What's goin' on?
What's goin' on?

How y'all feelin' tonight?

(Queens and judges cheering)

Ooh, I can tell you one thing.

You're lookin' good.
You're smellin' good.

And you, sir, ooh!

You can get it.
You can get it.

You can get it, okay?

I'm your homegirl
Ra'Jah, Big D, O'Hara,

straight from Dallas.

That's why they call me Big D.

I know you thirsty bottoms
in the room was wondering.

- (Audience and judges laughing)
- RA'JAH: Uh-huh.

But this is not a place
to bottom shame because,

you know, we love a bottom.

Every plug needs a socket, amen.

- Amen!
- RA'JAH: Amen.

I just wanted to say welcome to
a night of comedy for the world.

Please, untuck your wig,
undo your girdle,

'cause we're gon' have
a good time.

Is that okay?

- TRACI: Yes!
- (All cheering and applauding)

RA'JAH: That's right.

Now, I'm out here
lookin' for a man.

I know some of us
is all lookin' for a man.

Y'all lookin' for a man?

- Yes, yes!
- RA'JAH: Amen, amen!

And looking for a man
is so hard to be a drag queen

because you look for a man.

They lookin' for a man.

And you show up as a queen.

- (Judges laughing)
- Fuck.

There's my life in a nutshell.
You know what I'm sayin'?

I decided I'ma be best
of both worlds up in here.

I'm my own man.
I'm my own woman.

I'm super empowered,
and I hope you are as well.

You know,
ever since my run on All Stars,

my DM's have been blowing up.

Everyone asks me how's your
relationship with your mother?

And I have some great news,
y'all.

I am now her second favourite
child, okay!

Give it up.
Okay, I'm comin' up the ladder.

Too bad I'm an only child,
though.

(Audience and judges laughing)

Let your hair down.
Enjoy tonight.

We got some bad bitches
comin' up,

and I just wanna say
thank y'all for havin' me.

I love you.
See you later.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage,
Vanity Milan.

- (All cheering and applauding)
- BROOKE LYNN: Very glamour.

Yes!

I'd like to say that Canada
and London are very similar,

but very different.

In Canada...

We both have
amazing drag queens.

- Am I right?
- Yes!

(All cheering and applauding)

But in London,
we're just more talented.

- WOMAN: Ah!
- Ooh!

In Canada, you have maple syrup.

In London, we have fashion.

(All laughing)

I know that's right.

In London,
we have thousands and thousands

of happy sex workers.

In Canada, you have Jimbo.

- Ooh!
- (Judges laughing)

I feel like

London has a bit more
of an edge than Canada.

While teenagers are out hitting
pucks with hockey sticks,

in London, teenagers are out
hittin' old people

- with baseball bats.
- RA'JAH: Okay.

In Canada,
everybody has gorgeous teeth,

and a great smile,
while in London,

everyone's sucking apples
through a straw.

- BRAD: Okay.
- (Sparse laughing)

Could've laughed a little bit
louder for that one.

(All laughing)

Canadians have a reputation for
being the most kindest people

on the planet, right?

- ALL: Yes!
- Exactly.

Canadians are so nice,
I pushed one down the stairs,

and she said thank you.

(Audience laughing)

Canadian people are so nice,

I slammed the door
on someone's foot,

- and he said "I'm so sorry."
- (Laughing)

What I am good at
is knock knock jokes.

- Would you like to hear some?
- ALL: Yes!

- Shall we go for it?
- CROWD: Yes!

- Knock, knock.
- ALL: Who's there?

Oh, that wasn't the door.

That was Victoria Scone's knee
cracking back into place.

(Laughing)

- VANITY: Knock knock.
- ALL: Who's there?

- Anita.
- ALL: Anita who?

Anita to win this challenge
because all I've got

is silly knock knock jokes.

- (All laughing)
- Thank you so much.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage,
Rita Baga.

(All cheering and applauding)

Allo, allo, allo, allo!

Oh, je suis tellement content
d'être ici ce soir parce que...

(Speaking French very quickly)

Eh?
Oh!

- English!
- (All laughing)

- Yes.
- No problem.

No problem.
Oh, we're rolling!

Okay, hello, everybody!
How you doin'?!

(All cheering and applauding)

As you can probably hear

I have this little,
subtle accent from...

ALL: ..Québec!

Canada's Drag Race Season One,
that is right!

- (All laughing)
- Yes.

To make you
feel the difference between

the French and the English,

I think we should talk about
our favourite subject,

us queens, sex.

- Okay, you ready?
- ALL: Yes.

You're still with me?
Vanity set us behind us.

The nap is over, baby.
You're here.

- Are you with me?!
- ALL: Yeah!

- (All laughing and cheering)
- Okay.

Hold my earrings, please.

In the French language,
we are more romantic.

In the act, we say something
like "Oh, oui, c'est bon."

"Mm, oui, j'adore ça.
Oh, continues."

And you English people
are like "Oh, come on, Daddy!

Spank me!
Oh, yes!

Give it to me!
I want that dick in my ass!

Yes!
Grab my balls!

Oh, my God!
Oh, oh, what is that?

Felching?
Oh, my God!"

(All laughing)

You see, it's just rudeness
all over the place in English.

So, I'm gonna teach you
a little bit of French,

if you don't mind, okay?

So just repeat after me.
Rita...

- ALL: Rita...
- ..va gagner...

- ALL: ..va gagner...
- ..ce défi.

ALL: ..ce défi.

Okay, all together.
Rita va gagner ce défi.

- ALL: Rita va gagner ce défi
- Oh, thank you so much.

I'm sure I'm gonna win
this competition too.

- Thank you!
- (All laughing)

Bonjour, bye!

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage,
Victoria Scone!

(All cheering and applauding)

Hello and welcome
to my cervix seminar,

an "in-depth" discussion
on "the ins and outs"

of my vaginal canal.

- Okay.
- BROOKE LYNN: Ooh!

I'm only joking.
I wouldn't put you through that.

Literally, I wouldn't
put you through that.

I know I'm not the only
UK queen here tonight.

I'm not, so we've got
the lovely Vanity here, darling.

Give her a round of applause.
She was fabulous, she was.

- And that's on what?
- Period.

Period, yes.

No, but it's not funny 'cause I
actually am on my period today.

(All laughing)

You in the front, you're giving
a whole new meaning to the word,

- "splash zone," you are.
- (All laughing)

You're gonna be walkin'
out of here like fucking Carrie.

(All laughing)

Now, let's make
some noise for Silky.

- (All cheering and applauding)
- My lovely Silky sister.

I love my plus-sized sister,

and I love that we both love
our curvaceous bodies

because big is beautiful.

- It is.
- BRAD: Yes.

People think that "fat"
is some sort of swear word.

And it's not.
I love being fat.

I do, but it does, of course,
have its disadvantages.

So last week, Silky and I,
we lip synched.

Didn't we, darling?

And then the crew,
they had to come on stage

and do a risk assessment
before we went on.

(All laughing)

I'm told that we hit a 6.4
on the Richter Scale.

(All laughing)

VICTORIA:
That's a new record, yes.

Now, Silky, will you do me
a favour for me?

Just, can you do
what you did last week?

You know, with the finger?

Can you show everyone
the finger for me?

Oh, Lord.

Last week,
Silky had Brooke Lynn Hytes

laughing in hysterics
with just one finger.

So you can only imagine

what I can do to Brooke Lynn
with two fingers.

(All laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Oh, now I'm intrigued!

- GARY: Three!
- BROOKE LYNN: Keep going.

Keep going.

Don't threaten me
with a good time.

(All laughing)

I've absolutely loved
being here this evening.

Thank you.
Good night.

I've been Victoria Scone.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache!

(All cheering and applauding)

BROOKE LYN: Yeah!

Baby, y'all see them last girls.

I don't need them.
Trust me.

- (All laughing)
- How y'all doin' tonight?

- (Crowd cheering)
- JUDGES: Good!

Well, if y'all haven't noticed,
I am Black.

Yes, you are.

I'm so Black my favourite
Kool-Aid flavour is red.

(Judges laughing)

I am so Black I show up
to people's houses unannounced.

Baby, a couple of years ago,
I was in LA,

and I just showed up
to somebody's house randomly.

You know whose house that was?

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

She said...
(Imitating Brooke)

.."Can I get you
some sparkling water?"

(All laughing)

I said "Bitch, sparkling water?
You a White ho.

I know you got some
Pinot Grigio, some Chardonnay.

You got a vodka soda."

You know, the White gays
love a vodka soda, bitch.

Strike one.

Baby, then I looked around.
She had an open concept.

So, I said "Oh,
this is real nice HGTV."

(Judges laughing)

Then I turned around and looked,
and what did I see?

A cat on the kitchen counter,
bitch.

(All laughing)

I said, "Oh, no.
This bitch didn't!"

Strike two.

Then she gonna offer me
some food.

Now, you know I'm a big girl,
and I was hungry,

so I went on ahead and took it,

despite the cat
being on the counter.

(All laughing)

The bitch said, "Hi, try some
of my broccoli and chicken."

Bitch, no seasonin' at all.

No salt, pepper, garlic powder,

onion powder, paprika, ginger.

Baby, she didn't even have
the White people's seasoning.

She didn't have any thyme,

basil, rosemary.

This bitch only put
a garnish on her chicken...

(Imitating Brooke Lynn)
..parsley and lemon.

(All laughing)

Strike three, bitch.

-But you know what, Brooke Lynn?
-What?

I got you a little
housewarming gift, bitch.

TRACI: Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Silky's Soul Food Seasoning,
bitch.

(All laughing and applauding)

-You just throw it to me, Silky.
-TRACI: Ooh!

- TRACI: Ah!
- (Crowd gasping)

Woo!

It didn't make it, bitch.
But, guess what!

Sweep that shit up
and give it to her.

If you woulda tasted
that chicken,

you woulda
swept it up too, bitch.

- (All laughing)
- I'm Black in Canada, bitch.

You know they gon' deport me.

So, let me get my Black ass
up out of here.

(All laughing,
cheering, and applauding)

#

# I know you wanna work #

Category is Plaid Girls Club.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Where in the world
is Ra'Jah O'Hara?

RA'JAH: I'm servin' you
Sherlock Holmes, girl.

You don't know
if I just robbed a bank.

You don't know if I'm tryin'
to do an investigation.

But I'm here to tell,
in my face-kini,

"I'm feelin' sexy.
I'm feelin' good.

I'm about to go back
to the house

and count all this money

'cause you know
I've got it in the bag."

GARY:
Talk about "a kilty pleasure."

You said The Joker
just robbed a bank.

I just robbed The Joker.
How 'bout that?

# They wanna see ya #

BROOKE LYNN:
Next, Vanity Milan.

VANITY: Oh, my God!
I'm totally bugging.

- TRACI: As if!
- BRAD: Whatever!

VANITY: I am bumping down
this runway giving you

accentuated shoulders,
and skinny in the waist.

And if I lean over
in this mini skirt,

you can see
my whole entire lunch.

The judges
are eating up this look.

GARY: Oh, look.
It's Coco Flannel.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
And next, Rita Baga.

You've seen Emily in Paris,

but have you seen
Rita in Montréal?

(Judges laughing)

RITA: I'm serving you
Paris fashion realness

living her fantasy.

She wants to have it all.

She has that long hair,
beautiful, soft makeup,

and those glasses.

It's always shady
in her presence.

And I have this tiny,
little, subtle hat,

in case
there's a little bit of sun.

GARY: Plaidie's little girl.

- Am I Plaidie's little girl?
- GARY: Always.

BROOKE LYNN: Thanks, Plaidie.

# I know you wanna work... #

BROOKE LYNN:
Victoria Scone.

JUDGES: Oh, wow!

BRAD:
She's got a really big butt-on.

- (Judges laughing)
- GARY: Sleeve her alone.

(Laughing)

VICTORIA: Och aye the noo!
It's Lawrence Chaney.

That was awful!
(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Well,
I know who I'm bringing

- next time I go shoplifting.
- (Judges laughing)

VICTORIA: I designed and
I conceptualized this look.

It's Baby Victoria
toddling 'round the house

in my dad's oversized suits.

The pattern is based on
a Welsh tartan

as a love letter
to the beautiful Welsh valleys.

BROOKE LYNN:
I've got a trick up my...

- JUDGES: ..sleeve.
- (All laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: And finally,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

TRACI: She better
sissy that street walk.

BROOKE LYNN:
Vroom, vroom, bitch.

SILKY: Honey, I am strutting up
in this bikers' club,

got my sexy plaid on,
meetin' up all the bikers,

havin' a good time, and they are
feelin' the fantasy.

They buyin' all the drinks
tonight, baby.

This look is made
with plaid and leather,

chains and whips.

BROOKE LYNN: Something tells me

this isn't
the first hog she's ridden.

SILKY: I am showin' the judges

that I can step outside
the Silky box.

#

Welcome, queens.

We are so sad
to see Icesis leave us,

but we are happy
she has put herself first,

and we wish her all the best.

It's now time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I thought you did a really great
job when you first came out.

Like, that's a hard spot
to be in,

and then you kind of
stayed there a little too long

before
getting into the actual comedy.

This is a comedy challenge
and we're here for the jokes.

When you had
audience participation,

you're getting us to say "Amen,"

I was like,
"Okay, we are into something."

Your jokes,
I liked where they were going,

but they sometimes didn't land.

What I would say,
yeah, there was some stuff

that was a bit rambling, but you
still kind of kept it moving.

You're naturally warm and we're
all instantly on your side.

And this look, I ap-plaid you.
It's fabulous.

- (All laughing)
- It's giving me Balenciaga,

that gorgeous nipped waist.

- I love the silhouette of this.
- You look great too.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Up next, Vanity Milan.

I'm gonna start
with this runway look.

I love the exaggerated shoulder.

It looks literally like
what Versace is doing right now

with the chunky shoe
and the little skirt sets.

- Thank you.
- You have me "totally buggin'."

I feel like I should be
"rolling with the homies."

- Stunning.
- Thank you.

Yesterday, you came in,
and you had your material down.

And then today, I felt like
you were less in command

of the material.

Your timing was
a little bit off.

I mean with that, it's prep,
it's prep, it's prep.

VANITY: I did go over,
and over again,

and I think
I just over-prepared myself,

and mentally
just psyched myself out.

Well, here's the good news,
and it's very good news.

You're funny.

So you got in your head
a little,

and the worst thing that you
were afraid happened, happened.

Well, now it's done.
Just take from this and learn.

I think you have to kind of
trust yourself a little bit more

to know when you have it.

And no matter how many times
you get knocked down,

you get back up,
and you try again.

Ten times harder.

Chumba Wumba said that, I think.

Yeah, "To quote the great '90s
philosopher, Chumba Wumba..."

Next up, Rita Baga.

- Bonjour!
- BROOKE LYNN: Bonjour!

That false start
was a great bit.

I would've loved to have seen
more French-English comparisons.

You created your own world.
You had your own rules.

We all followed them.
You were speaking French.

You were talking
to an off-stage person.

And you stuck to those rules
the entire time.

Thank you so much.

I wish it had just been
a little bit more compact.

It felt like we took a minute,
but once we got to the jokes,

there were some really,
really good ones.

Let's talk your runway look.

If Jennifer Coolidge
was the lead character

in Emily in Paris.

I was trying
to look younger for once.

- (All laughing)
- It's fabulous.

- Right?
- I wanna see that show!

BRAD: You just look beautiful.

It's like a fun girl,
and I love her.

- She is a fun girl.
- She's so fun.

Thank you.

- Up next, Victoria Scone.
- Madam.

- I adore this runway look.
- Yes!

I love how it hides
and reveals at the same time.

I love the colours.

You know how I feel
about a bitchy shoulder.

I think it's just fantastic.

It's such an interesting take
on plaid.

Your comedy challenge,
there's something so funny

about the fact
that when you come out,

you look like this
very proper, English lady,

and then you're just so filthy.

- (Laughing) Yes.
- And I love it.

You have a confidence
in your material.

And when you're confident,
we relax a little.

You're just
a very unique drag artist,

and I'm so happy
to have got the opportunity

to work with you
and watch you perform.

Thank you so much.

It's an honour to have worked
with you, thank you.

I thought you did
an amazing job,

and you had the crowd
absolutely in stitches.

The fingering joke,
though, by the way,

was the moment of the night.

I think that that... that...
Oh, wait a second.

- (All laughing)
- (Brooke Lynn sniffing)

(All laughing)

I'm sure you've been
told that before.

(Both laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You had me
howling with laughter.

I actually thought
that was a true story.

It's not.
That never happened.

I thought that was a true story.

I have never cooked
for this woman in my life.

I've never cooked period
in my life.

You were
fucking hilarious yesterday,

and you were
more hilarious today.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Sorry, one second.
(Grunting)

(Silky laughing)

- TRACI: Spicy.
- Mm, that is good.

Good, you know White people
don't like too spicy, girl.

I loved that you
interacted with us.

It was a long story,
but it worked

because you had punchlines
throughout the whole thing.

Now, this look.

This is something I would expect
to see at a meet and greet.

Okay.

And especially after last week,

I know you can
do better than this.

- Okay.
- Thank you, Silky.

- No, thank you.
- Thank you, queens.

Based on the judges' critiques,
we have made some decisions.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

Victoria Scone,

condragulations!

Yet again, you are
the top two queens of the week.

#

Rita Baga,

you are safe.

Vanity Milan,

Ra'Jah O'Hara,

I'm so sorry, but that means
you are both in the bottom.

Silky, Victoria,
each of you needs to decide

which of the bottom queens
you will eliminate

if you win the lip synch.

#

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

#

(Engine revving)

#

- Congratulations.
- Two weeks in a row.

- Two weeks in a row.
- Congratulations.

This is very bittersweet, 'cause
it's great that we've won twice.

And this is like a little bit
more personal for me

because I entered
this competition

with these two bitches,
and I personally thought

that melanin magic have just
shown, and shown, and shown.

It's not often
that I don't have many words.

Today is that day.

I honestly don't know what's
best for me in this moment,

and it's supposed to be
about me,

but, I just don't know.

I'm a little bit defeated,

but the fight's still there.

Don't get it twisted.

I knew this challenge
was gonna come

and kick me in the ass.

I'm really disappointed
in myself.

I let my inner saboteur creep up
and tap me on my shoulder

and say "Bitch,
you're not gonna do well."

"Let everybody else go after you
just so you not sittin' here

down on yourself," because
that's what I would've done.

Had I been
in any other position,

I would have sat there

and I would've been
looking at what y'all said,

and I would've been
talkin' myself off the edge,

where I would've
absolutely bombed.

Well, hoes,
let's go chat it out.

- Come on, Raj.
- (Victoria sighing)

VICTORIA:
Come on, darling.

#

(Sniffling) I'm gonna have
a lovely chat with myself.

- Bye.
- (Victoria sniffling)

Girl, your energy done came.
Oh, yeah.

This day has been long.
This day has been emotional.

And I just need
a hug from my sister,

and I know I'm supposed to be
sittin' here pleadin' my case,

but, I'm just trying'
to get my mind right.

Hoo!
Bitch.

This right here is crazy.

Why should I keep you
over Vanity?

(Sighing)
Facts are facts.

This is my first time ever

in the bottom
in this competition.

I missed the mark this week,

but, I'ma make
next week's challenge my bitch.

Of course, we're sisters,

but you are
fierce fuckin' competition,

so, I wanna fight
with fierce fuckin' competition.

RA'JAH: It's kinda like
when Venus and Serena

play against each other.

It's not like Serena
is takin' it easy

because Venus
is havin' a hard day.

They push each other.

That's what me
and Silky do for each other.

We are the Venus and Serena
of this fuckin' game.

Today has been like tragedy,
after tragedy, after tragedy.

Icesis leavin', and then,
then it puts team SRV

in, like, an awkward position.

If I keep Ra'Jah,
it would be the fair decision

because Ra'Jah has done
slightly better than Vanity.

However,
will the other girls think

I'm choosing Ra'Jah because
that's my American sister?

- (Inhaling deeply)
- How are you feeling?

I'm not defeated.

You know me too well, and
I don't wanna teeter on, like,

"You know me so well.
So send Ra'Jah home."

From one sister to another,

I fight for everything
that I want,

and this is something I want.

I am here to see it to the end.

Vanity is, of course,
saying all the right things.

I know she was
dreading this challenge,

and I really wanted her
to do well.

So what I wanna hear is why
should I keep you over Ra'Jah.

Ra'Jah she has
the platform already.

Black queens in the UK,
we don't have that platform,

and being on
Canada Versus The World

means I can actually
reach out to a lot more people

that I would like to inspire,
Black, queer people in the UK,

POC people in the UK,
that they can look up to me.

- And that's on what?
- Period.

- (Laughing)
- 'Cause you're on your what?

(Laughing) Period.
Give me a cuddle.

VICTORIA: I have
a lot of love for Vanity Milan.

She's such a support
and she is my sister.

I have no idea
who I'm going to pick.

#

(Blowing bubbles)

I am sitting alone in the VIP.

#

It's time for a little nap.

Do not disturb her.

Grandma needs to rest.

- Thank you.
- (Snoring awake)

How are you feeling?

This is just my wake-up call.

When you fall,
you can get back up, and I'm up.

I'm up and I'm ready to fight.

I just feel like this right now
is just that fire that I needed.

- Mm-hm.
- Last week, I was safe.

It kind of fucked with my head.

That kicked the door open
for that doubt.

It crept in.

It crept in and, bitch,

I let the negative bitch
come creeping in.

- And she stole my joy today.
- Mm-hm.

And I know it's gonna be
a hard decision for you

to pick me over your sister.

Your comedy challenge today
was categorically better

than Vanity's.

I've not made a decision yet.

This is a harder decision for me
than I think anyone realizes.

(Exhaling sharply)

I don't know how
to put this to you, but...

Just say it.

Coming into this competition,
and seeing you all on the stage,

I felt like I was out first.

Really?

I came and I said,
"icons, icons, icons,"

and then we got into
the girl group,

and I said "This is
my top three right here."

- We have an unspoken bond.
- Mm-hm.

- And we share a struggle...
- Yeah.

..that the world don't know.

As a Black, queer person
in the UK,

this is the perfect platform
for me to continue.

I... I've looked up to you,
and I've looked up to Ra'Jah.

Pass me the torch,
and I will continue.

- Okay.
- And we can do this together.

- I love you so much.
- I love you too.

SILKY: Black girls just simply
don't get opportunity,

and, I came back
to this competition

to be the voice of that.

And now the voice have got
to take opportunity away

from another voice.

That's what it
really come down to for me.

- Bitch.
- And you look good, bitch.

- Thank you.
- Right.

Come on, get your picture
for the meet and greet.

- (Laughing)
- Come on.

#

I'm feeling a lot of pressure.

#

On one hand,
I could get rid of Ra'Jah

because she is
tough competition.

She's put herself
in a vulnerable position.

I could get rid of Vanity,

because I could be
the only UK queen left.

No matter who I pick,

I don't want
either of these queens to go.

Choices, choices.

#

SILKY: Like,
what do I do at this point?

I honestly don't know
what to do.

And I knew it was gonna happen,

but, baby, it's so much stuff
going on in my head right now.

I can get rid of Ra'Jah,

my sister who encouraged me
to continue to do drag,

or I can get rid of Vanity,

my sister who don't get
a lot of opportunity in the UK.

One of my melanated sisters
is goin' home.

#

- (Judges laughing)
- Look at that one.

(Judges laughing)

TRACI: Oh, four!

#

BRAD: It's the whole shebang.

Two internationally acclaimed
queens stand before us.

#

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance

of Your Daddy Don't Know
by Toronto.

This is your chance
to impress us

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens

the boot.

#

The time has come...

(Thundering)
..for you to lip synch

for the world!

#

BROOKE LYNN:
Good luck

and don't fuck it up.

(Laughing)

#

# Makin' your move #

# You come down
as fast as lightnin' #

# Crossin' the stage #

# And now you can feel
the excitement #

# So shake it up #

# Turn it on #

# Shake it up #

# Yeah, yeah #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# I said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# Shake it #

#

# Shake it up #

#

# Shake it up #

#

# Sh-sh-shake it up #

#

# Daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

#

# Said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# Shake it up #

# Turn it on #

# Shake it up #

# Yeah, yeah #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# I said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# No, your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

# Daddy don't know #

# What your mama's
gonna do tonight #

(Judges screaming,
laughing, and cheering)

Iconic!

(All cheering,
laughing, and applauding)

RA'JAH: Okay, okay.
BRAD: Whoa!

- Yes.
- TRACI: Wow.

- Woo!
- TRACI: Oh, my gosh.

BRAD: That was epic.

#

Queens, we've made our decision.

#

Victoria Scone,

condragulations!

- (All cheering and applauding)
- BROOKE LYNN: You're a winner!

Woo!
Thank you so much!

You have won
a VIP trip of a lifetime

for two to Iceland,

courtesy of our friends
at Pink Iceland.

- Thanks, Pink Iceland!
- RA'JAH: Okay!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you are safe.

- Thank you.
- BROOKE LYNN: You're welcome.

#

Will the bottom two queens
please step forward?

#

Victoria Scone,

with great power
comes great responsibility.

#

But tonight,

you are relieved of that duty.

Brooke Lynn!

BROOKE LYNN: Ra'Jah O'Hara,

Vanity Milan,

shantay, you both stay.

#

- (Brooke Lynn laughing)
- Bitch, okay.

# Oh, my God! #

(Brooke Lynn laughing)

# Oh, my God! #

(Both laughing)

# Oh, my God! #

(All laughing)

We know you both have
more to show the world,

and we want to see it.

We got you.

Condragulations, queens.

You all live
to slay another day!

(Cheering)

BROOKE LYNN: Now, remember.

Stay true north strong and what?

QUEENS: Fierce!

Yes!
Now, let the music play!

# You wear it well #

# French tip,
lipstick painted on #

# You wear it well,
Value sure suits you #

# Ooh-ooh-ooh #

Top five!
Top five!

# Work it for me, me #

# You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well #

(Engine revving)

RUPAUL: Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

You've become
international agents

in the new blockbuster
movie trailer:

Spy Queens.

QUEENS: Ooh.

Pew, pew!
(Laughing)

It's not a death drop
until someone drops dead.

#

She's usin'
subliminal messaging to...

..trick drag queens into...
figurin' it out.

You seem to be struggling
a little bit.

The work on this
is so magnificent.

You're never afraid
to be stupid,

and I love that about you.

Scene.

#