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It's November.
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I think it was Shakespeare
who once said
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'A stranger is just a friend
you haven't met before'.
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I blame the Americans.
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Maybe it wasn't Shakespeare.
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I think I might have read it
in a fortune cookie.
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Anyhow, I like to believe it's true.
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There's so much more that connects
us than makes us different.
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Perhaps we should offer the odd
random "hello" a bit more often.
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Who knows, maybe the old fella next
to you in the Post Office queue
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hasn't spoken to anyone all day.
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A casual "how are you doing?"
might be a real tonic.
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Maybe we should try it.
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I mean,
what's the worst that can happen?
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Tickets and railcards, please.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm in the wrong jacket.
There's no dress code.
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Just need a ticket.
No, I left work in a rush.
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But I've got one.
It's a season ticket.
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You know that.
I see thousands every day.
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I can't remember them all. I need to
charge you full price single.
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No, I can't.
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I have a ticket.
You've seen it hundreds of times.
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If a tree falls in a forest and
no-one's there to hear it,
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it still needs a ticket.
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That's £40, please.
Look, I don't have the money.
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Please.
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You know I have a season ticket.
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You know he has a season ticket.
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Well, he doesn't today.
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So you admit you know he does have
one? Yeah, we all do.
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We see him every morning,
except for Fridays.
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I go in early.
So leave him alone.
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OK, OK. Look,
maybe it's in another pocket, OK.
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I'll go and do the rest
of the train,
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and maybe you'll find it by
the time I get back. OK?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah. Thank you very much.
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I don't think he's coming back.
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But really, you never know what
someone's story is.
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Maybe we'd be better people
if we tried to find out.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm so sorry. No, that was my fault.
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Sorry, the presents.
My phone.
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Sorry, I didn't see you there.
That's OK.
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Lucky you had that thing on.
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Yeah, I don't actually own a bike.
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Is it OK?
It'll be fine.
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It's been through worse.
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You're way ahead of the game.
Hope you haven't spoilt me.
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Just getting you
what I got you last year.
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You could get them a box
at the opera.
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Nothing German.
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And, er, Chelsea tickets for
the trading boys.
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Woody. Here's your ball.
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Actually, hang on.
Make it Crystal Palace.
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Might teach them some humility.
Thanks, Deb. Alright, bye.
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Hey, Ads.
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I had a religious moment
on the train.
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Oh, yeah?
Did you see Jesus in a window seat?
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This guy had forgotten his ticket
and the conductor was being a dick
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but everyone really stood up
for the kid.
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Stuck it to the man.
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It's how I imagine
the French Revolution started.
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Not sure about that.
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But just then everyone looked
really, really, familiar.
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And then I thought,
why are we not all, like, friends?
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Well, maybe not friends,
but, you know, the odd hello?
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Oh, no, never engage on a commute.
That's page number one.
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Because you'll find out that the guy
sitting opposite you
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is some holocaust-denying,
evangelical Christian.
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So young and so cynical.
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I'm serious. Trust me.
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Right, I have to get back into town.
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What?
Yeah. Bahrain's just flown in.
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The whole country?
Yeah, probably.
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I'm gonna stay at my place tonight,
alright?
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Amanda...
See you later. Bye.
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I had a thought last night.
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Uh oh.
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Do you think we've become
a bit stale?
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Predictable?
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Well, you have.
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You landed on that turned up jeans
and white Converse combo
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back in 2010
and you've stuck with it ever since.
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I meant our campaigns.
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Maybe we should try another angle.
Look, no, no.
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Like... no, no.
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Being asked to pitch on this
is huge for us.
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This shop spends millions
on their Christmas ad.
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It's a national bloody treasure.
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But the brief this year?
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Guerrilla style, edgy,
trying to catch a real moment.
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And they've waited until now.
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All their competitors'
campaigns are already running.
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Yeah, well, they say that,
but really what they want is
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a kid and snow and a talking unicorn
under the staircase.
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I've got another idea.
No, we've got an idea.
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We've got all these boards.
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If we go in with what we think they
want, we'll never get it.
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Adam.
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But really...
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..you can never know
what someone's story is.
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Maybe we'd be better people
if we tried to find out.
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Like I said, a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.
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It's an ethos that I think chimes
with what this store has been doing
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for centuries.
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Thank you.
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I...
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..don't get it.
Sorry, Miranda?
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Your idea is basically to invite
a group of random people...
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That already share something.
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Residents in the same neighbourhood,
or folks who use the same park.
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To invite them to a Christmas dinner
and you film this-Car crash.
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I was thinking 'celebration'.
This event.
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To prove what exactly?
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That there's more that unites us
than divides us.
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Oh.
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Oh, Adam.
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It's forced fun
and no-one likes that.
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Sorry, but thanks for pitching,
boys.
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Tell the guys at Blancmange
they've got it.
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I want it locked and on air
in a week.
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Maybe save this for next year.
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I'm sure the guys at Frozen Foods
will love it.
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What the heck was that?
Your idea would never have worked.
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People go to parks because they're
there.
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Not so they can all get to
know each other.
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Sorry, Paul.
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We'll have to close the office and give
the guys an extra couple of weeks off.
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We still have the Anderson job
to deliver.
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Agh, the Anderson job.
Why did we take that?
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Need to keep the heating on.
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Or we should just connect you to the
radiators and run them on hot air.
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All packed. Better go now
so I don't miss the flight.
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So, if you FaceTime me about 11,
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you'll catch me before I leave
the office
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and I'll catch you getting ready
for bed.
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Don't be that guy.
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I cannot wait until we're across
that pond
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and I get you all to myself.
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Love you.
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Happy Christmas.
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Can't believe you're going.
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New boss has got the whole
company out there for Christmas Eve.
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I can't miss it.
Could have said no.
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And you could have come to Chicago
with me.
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You said it was for employees only.
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No, I didn't.
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Laptop.
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You know our big pitch?
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We didn't get it.
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I mean, your idea stunk, so...
The wind beneath my wings.
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It did not stink.
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See, you live in this rose-tinted
myopia. Like moving here.
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Just because people say hello to you
in the street,
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doesn't make them any nicer.
Doesn't it?
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No. They're only saying hello because
they haven't seen anyone all day.
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Anyway, I bet you're secretly
pleased that they didn't go for it.
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What?
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Well, you like the idea of something
far more than actually doing it.
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Is that what you really think of me?
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It's not what I think, babe.
It's who you are.
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Apologies, everyone.
We are being held here.
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I will let you know as soon as this
problem is resolved.
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Relax, son.
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What's the hold-up?
There's a signal problem up ahead.
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Do we know what caused that?
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Well, sir, I'd say privatisation
by Maggie Thatcher, milk snatcher,
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30 years ago.
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That's why you pay more than anyone
else in Europe, my friend.
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Uhh. Hi, everyone.
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Um... can I just have your...
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Hi.
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Morning. Chairman.
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My name's Adam King, and I just
thought as we have a minute,
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I'd take the opportunity
to say something.
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I've been thinking this for
a while now,
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and, well, seeing how everyone got
all Spartacus a few weeks ago,
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when the young man
couldn't find his ticket,
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well, it just made me
wanna try something.
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We get this train together,
most of us, every morning.
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Same train, same journey,
same faces.
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Maybe it's just me,
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but I think it's a bit daft
we don't, you know... chat.
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Well, some people think
it isn't possible,
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but maybe it's time we got
to know each other.
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So, I thought that being the season
of goodwill and all that,
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I'd like to invite everyone
on this train to a party.
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A Christmas party. Just for us.
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A little get together.
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After a year of delays,
cancellations, fare increases,
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and, of course, our worst
nightmare...
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Replacement bus service.
You've got it, brother.
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The replacement bus service.
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Been through that hell together.
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We deserve a bottle of beer
and a sausage roll for that alone.
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So, um...
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Yeah, just, er...
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..think about it.
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A miracle at Christmas, folks.
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The signal is working so,
as you were.
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Are you serious? They're strangers.
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I know one of them. She's the one-
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No, staring at some woman's cleavage
and then nodding a hello
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when she catches you looking
is not knowing someone.
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Got some doughnuts.
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And what happens
when it's a disaster?
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When no-one shows up?
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You said it never would have worked
and I think it really would have.
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Jeez, the force is strong with you,
isn't it?
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Custard ones I have.
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Why would someone do that?
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Hasn't he got any mates?
I think it's lovely.
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I see these people every day
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and I'm always trying to suss out
who they are and what they're about.
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Like there's this one old guy
who's got a shopping bag
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with a tupperware box with his
sandwiches in it.
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Once a week,
he pops in a biscuit.
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Always a Snowball.
Never changes it up.
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And I think is this, like,
a treat to get him through
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the hump of the week?
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Or is it for a special someone at
his work?
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This is the stuff you think about?
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♪ Let's Get Together
This Christmas ♪
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♪ Oh, oh,
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♪ Together with you
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♪ Oh, oh, it's Christmas
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♪ Together with you
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♪ Let's get together this Christmas
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♪ Oh, baby, let's get together
this Christmas...
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Party guy.
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Hello.
Hi.
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We are sorry to announce the 19:40
service to Langton
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has been cancelled.
Great!
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Anything?
No.
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I guess everyone's trying to get
an Uber this time of night.
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I've got a company account at one of
those private car places.
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Very fancy.
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What do you do?
Got a little advertising agency.
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Would I know any of your stuff?
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If you buy cat litter you might.
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Or if your nan has a bath with
a door in it.
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Someone's gotta do it.
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Hey, do you have a car that can pick
us up from Liverpool Street station
249
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,800
and take us to Langton?
250
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Yeah, happy to wait. Thanks.
251
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,920
There's a cafe across the street.
252
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,040
Sorry. Closed.
253
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,840
Any chance we can wait for our taxi?
254
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,000
Just until I've closed down, yeah?
255
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,200
Thanks.
256
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,720
So, what do you do?
257
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,800
I cook. Hey, I cook,
258
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,960
as well as writing cat litter ads.
So, I win.
259
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,840
Until the new year.
260
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,440
Then what?
Chicago.
261
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:12,000
You're doing a musical? OK, you win.
The city.
262
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,920
New year. New life. I'm moving.
263
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
Really?
Yeah.
264
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,080
That's fantastic.
265
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,080
I envy you. I could never do
something like that.
266
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,680
So you're really serious about this
Christmas party?
267
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,200
Never been more serious in my life.
268
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,920
Which I can see reflects badly
on me, but...
269
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,040
Do you fancy a drink?
270
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,760
I've got a couple of bottles of IPA.
271
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,600
Some Senbei crackers.
And some cannolis.
272
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,560
Sorry. Is that OK?
No worries. Christmas, innit.
273
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,680
You eat better out of your handbag
274
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,000
than I do when I'm throwing
a dinner party.
275
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:03,160
Just little perks from suppliers.
You must get plenty of freebies.
276
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,680
Got a few gallons of anti-freeze
back at my office
277
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,360
if the IPA doesn't hit the spot.
278
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,920
What do you reckon they're like?
279
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,520
The other folks on the train?
280
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,080
I always wonder.
You know the city guy?
281
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,480
Handmade suit
and Masonic pinky ring.
282
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:26,280
I always saw him as this
self-assured giant of industry.
283
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,440
And then, one day, I saw him in B&Q.
284
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,040
He was looking at pipes and stuff.
285
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,120
And he looked completely out of
his depth. Totally incompetent.
286
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,720
I can imagine.
287
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:42,240
I'm always making up their life
stories based on what they're reading.
288
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,920
You know the kid who forgot his
ticket?
289
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,600
Yeah.
Science fiction usually.
290
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,080
So I have him as a dreamer.
291
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,040
More comfortable in his own mind
than the real world.
292
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,760
That woman with the bob's always
reading.
293
00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:01,040
She uses her book like a shield,
says 'don't talk to me'. Loner.
294
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:05,840
Then there's the romantic.
Jane Austen and DH Lawrence.
295
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,040
So, I mean, basically chick lit
but too much of a snob
296
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,520
for Marian Keyes.
297
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,040
I don't know whether to be impressed
or terrified.
298
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,720
I'm not the one throwing them
a Christmas party.
299
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,160
Maybe you can help?
300
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,840
You seem to know what they're like.
301
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,160
No, I'm just guessing.
302
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,440
But if you got to know them,
303
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,000
then you really would know
what they're like.
304
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,320
♪ They're slugging it out at the
station
305
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,760
♪ Laden with last minute bling
306
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,200
♪ The poor get ignored
307
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,280
♪ And the stores are at war
And the registers guiltily ring...
308
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,480
If you did need some help with,
um...
309
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,040
...planning stuff.
310
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,480
Thanks.
311
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,520
Night.
312
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:05,840
♪ Is your heart coming home this
Christmas...
313
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,520
Babes, now I'm here,
314
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,480
I'm thinking there is no point in me
coming back for the move, is there?
315
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,760
It's all booked in
and you'll only have a case.
316
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,600
Unless you really need me there
then, of course,
317
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,120
but the flight is a slog.
It's fine.
318
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,680
It's fine. It's no big deal.
Yeah, you'll manage it.
319
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,080
And, hey, you're gonna love this
place. It's party central.
320
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,040
Hold on, my cab's calling me.
321
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,000
Goodbye, Simon.
322
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,120
♪ Too young to settle down
323
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,120
♪ Had many drunken Christmas lost in
324
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,080
♪ Every kind of town
325
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,680
♪ But I can't deny the miracle
326
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,560
♪ That night I kissed you, dear...
327
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,440
When are you gonna have this
Christmas party experiment?
328
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,440
Because we've got mum's party
on the 20th,
329
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,360
then a reception on the 21st
330
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,360
and then the Robinson Tonker
dinner on the 22nd.
331
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,080
I'll, um, I'll go with the 22nd.
332
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,600
So, I'll need to miss
the Robinson Tonker dinner.
333
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,000
Whatever that is.
They're important potential clients.
334
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,120
You can't make me go on my own.
335
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,120
Come on,
you're brilliant at small talk.
336
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,640
I knew there was a reason
we were together.
337
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,120
Baby, I know you think this
party idea is stupid,
338
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,240
but I've put it out there now.
I have to deliver.
339
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,240
You're such an idiot.
340
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,200
Look, this little party,
I think it's really sweet, babe,
341
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,560
but my job is important to me.
342
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:48,520
♪ I swear I saw it coming off
the snow ♪
343
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,240
Just wanted to say thanks.
344
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,520
For throwing the party?
345
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,080
God no. Not that.
346
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,240
Just that time with the conductor.
347
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,440
Never felt as if I could speak to
you...
348
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,560
..but now I have.
349
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,520
Well, you know.
350
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,720
But really...
it's him you should be thanking.
351
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,120
Thanks for helping me the other day.
352
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,720
Oh, it's alright.
I know what it's like. Yeah.
353
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,240
I got chucked off a bus once.
Did you?
354
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,480
Right outside Liverpool.
355
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,400
Yeah, I was trying to get back and
kicked me off.
356
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,760
Cheers.
357
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,320
Morning, cowboy.
Hello.
358
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,760
I think they're expecting an update.
359
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,280
Er...
360
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,440
..morning, folks.
361
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,880
Hello.
362
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,240
Just, er, to let you know
363
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,080
that the inaugural Langton Line
Christmas party
364
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,520
will be on the evening of the 22nd,
365
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,400
if that suits everyone.
366
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,000
Oh, er, and...
367
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,800
..well, maybe a show
of hands might be helpful.
368
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,280
Yeah.
369
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,960
Oh, yes.
370
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:25,680
It's a start.
And intimate is-is good.
371
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,160
And if anyone changes their mind
or wants to help?
372
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,800
Everything is sorted
apart from the food
373
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,480
and the drinks, and the music,
and the venue.
374
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,880
So, um...
375
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah, well, if you've any
suggestions, you'll find me
376
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:48,480
in my office here, seat 35
aisle um...
377
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,680
Good. Thank you very much.
378
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,880
That was great.
379
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,000
Are we not going?
Are you serious? Yeah.
380
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,720
Look at them.
Just pensioners and lunatics.
381
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,760
Yeah.
382
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,080
Let's just stay at home watching
telly instead
383
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,920
with your mum and brother
because we never do that.
384
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,240
What are you doing for Christmas?
385
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:31,160
You going to family or...?
No. Not this year. No.
386
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,680
I'll get down the community centre.
They do a good lunch there.
387
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,600
It's just me and mum.
388
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,440
We get one of those giant turkey
drumsticks. Oh, the giant drumstick.
389
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,360
Very nice.
Does us fine.
390
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,520
You not fancy it? The party?
391
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,880
Fella must have a screw loose.
392
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,720
I went to a Christmas party
once in the Savoy Hotel.
393
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:15,200
They had reindeer and snow falling
in the ballroom.
394
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,120
What a night.
395
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,440
I was your age, about.
396
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,880
There were these girls there.
397
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,120
Polished, fine, handsome women.
398
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,840
One of them, Deborah Swan,
asked me to tea at her house.
399
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,760
Did you go?
I did.
400
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:41,760
We had tea, cakes,
then champagne, Christmas, New Year.
401
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
She kicked me out
on the 3rd of January.
402
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,600
We got married 6 months later.
403
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,280
It's hard to imagine an old man was
once a young man, isn't it?
404
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,360
What are you asking Santa for this
year?
405
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,760
Last year I got
this bottle of cologne
406
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,480
that had been on the Titanic.
407
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,280
I did hint fairly heavily for
a toasted sandwich maker, but...
408
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,280
That's nice.
409
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,720
Amanda loves presents.
410
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,040
She has this thing about getting
everyone something
411
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,200
they would never have thought of.
Your wife? Girlfriend. Yeah.
412
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,000
She has a list of what she'd like,
so...
413
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,600
Well, at least you can't get
it wrong.
414
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,080
That's true.
415
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,800
And she does do this really rather
brilliant, open-mouthed
416
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,720
surprised face when she opens them.
417
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,200
Bit like the face I make when I pay
for them.
418
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,000
You should go off list this year.
419
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,440
Don't know about that.
Go on.
420
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,000
What would you get her?
421
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,760
Maybe a chicken.
422
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Frozen, or...?
No.
423
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,320
For the garden. For eggs.
Like a hen? Yeah.
424
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,640
Oh, that's, that's lovely.
425
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,520
Simon's always been a...
vouchers man.
426
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,440
So there's, um... a Mr Chicago?
427
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,840
Which is great, you know,
at least that way I get to...
428
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,800
Choose.
..yeah, what I really want.
429
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,800
So... that's nice.
430
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,200
It's a shit present.
431
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,440
I should get back to my seat.
I'm sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine.
432
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,800
Um, you need to get a pair.
If you get a hen.
433
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,480
They get lonely.
434
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,760
Lunch?
435
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,040
Yeah, let's go.
436
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,960
Emma works at this place, One Bell.
We could try that?
437
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,880
What, that woman who gets your
train?
438
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,240
You keep banging on about her.
No, I don't.
439
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,800
You know, to be honest, I think,
440
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,120
I think it feels a little bit
disloyal.
441
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,880
Jesus Christ almighty, Paul,
442
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,000
she's just someone I get
the train with.
443
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,880
I'm talking about Tarek's falafel
van. That's our Tuesday go-to.
444
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,760
I'll be one sec.
445
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,800
You're all embarrassed.
Hi there.
446
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,320
Adam?
447
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,240
It's, er...
448
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,480
Yes. It's, um...
449
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,080
Dean.
Dean.
450
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,640
Paul, Dean.
Hi. Hello.
451
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,640
So you boys on lunch, then?
Yeah.
452
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,960
I've had mine.
453
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,000
We should-
When you said about helping
454
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,680
I thought if you need like an invite
type thing,
455
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,680
I made this, this morning.
456
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,200
It's a bit rough,
but take it away and maybe...
457
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,680
You probably weren't thinking...
Thanks.
458
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,600
I'll get back.
459
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,240
So that's the quality of your guests
right there, is it?
460
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,200
Well, I hope he's not sitting next
to Elton and David.
461
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,880
Is this for table six?
Yeah.
462
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,480
Is that train guy?
463
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,960
Risotto?
That's mine. Thank you.
464
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,440
Enjoy.
465
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,800
That was very, very good.
That was fantastic, Emma.
466
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,760
And I'm a meal deal kinda guy,
so I know what I'm talking about.
467
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,880
Thank you.
This place is amazing.
468
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,880
I assume you've bumped a few folks
and booked in for the 22nd?
469
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,240
Sorry.
Oh, here.
470
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,320
We, er, bumped into Dean.
Dean?
471
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,880
The lad who forgot his ticket.
Sci-fi dreamer.
472
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,240
Said he's done an invitation for the
party.
473
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,840
OK.
474
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,720
Wow. It's beautiful.
475
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,200
Unbelievable.
476
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,520
"How is my day?"
What is wrong with this guy?
477
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,920
Who would have thought.
I know.
478
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,960
You have no idea
what people are like.
479
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,920
Look at you. Oh God. What about me?
480
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,480
Well, you're always on your phone.
481
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,200
Then the other day you stood up and
made that announcement.
482
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,440
It surprised me.
483
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320
You surprised me.
484
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,680
I'm sorry about this morning.
485
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,400
It's OK. You're right.
It is a shit present.
486
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,320
I think we might need
to start hustling.
487
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,280
Otherwise it's just gonna be me,
you and Picasso.
488
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,440
Anne was full of regrets,
wasn't she?
489
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,640
Noticed you're a Jane Austen fan.
Have you now?
490
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,320
Don't be like Anne.
491
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,720
This is about your party?
492
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,520
You don't have to stay long.
493
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,520
OK, we're in.
Are we now?
494
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,400
Yeah, why not? Boy's a smart one.
495
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,720
Remember that Christmas
when the boys were tiny?
496
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,640
Fay cooked the turkey
the night before. What?
497
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,320
Everyone's using the gas
at the same time on Christmas Day.
498
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360
I don't like to risk it.
499
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,800
Anyway...
500
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,160
Did it on Christmas Eve,
then my other half comes barrelling
501
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,600
home at midnight,
three sheets to the wind,
502
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,600
helps himself to a leg of turkey!
503
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,880
No!
504
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,640
I had to tell the kids it
was a rescue turkey.
505
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,480
It only had one leg.
506
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,080
My, um,
my partner does this thing.
507
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,840
Um... every year she puts
an envelope on the mantelpiece
508
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,640
on December 1st,
and I open it on Christmas Day.
509
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,640
What's in it?
510
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,080
It's empty.
511
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,240
Years ago, we were in a supermarket
on Christmas Eve.
512
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,840
This old lady was buying a turkey
dinner for one
513
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,480
and a mini Christmas pudding.
514
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,360
And when it went through the till,
515
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,560
she didn't have enough
for the pudding.
516
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,840
Had to put it back.
And she looked absolutely shattered.
517
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,160
So, Sally helped her
with her trolley
518
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,800
and slipped a £20 note
in with her shopping.
519
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:11,520
Sweet. She joked that she had it to
put in my card.
520
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,360
So, every year she's found someone,
or some cause, and...
521
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
..and just given them something.
522
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,960
Meanwhile, I get the empty envelope.
523
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,880
Mind you, how do you know?
524
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,600
I mean, that she actually does it.
525
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,480
Because it's Sally.
526
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,000
Andy? Andy? Andy?
527
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,160
Adam.
Adam.
528
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,720
I was talking to my PA
about this party nonsense.
529
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,200
She suggested we let you use one of
the venues we just acquired,
530
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,880
if you're looking for a place
to hold it?
531
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,640
Really?
Yeah. Come and take a look.
532
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,640
Wow.
They've closed it again.
533
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,160
Thanks.
534
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,480
Alright, son?
535
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,880
40 minute delay.
Oh, bastards.
536
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,600
Fancy a drink?
Yeah. Come on.
537
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,920
Cheers. It's alright.
538
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,040
It's still hot, look.
Yeah. Lovely.
539
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,200
It's great, this.
540
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,560
I got this for my grandson.
541
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,920
Market?
Yeah, yeah.
542
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,320
Quality.
Yeah, I was pleased with it, aye.
543
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,200
Eh.
544
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,880
It's alright that.
Yeah.
545
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,560
So, how old is he?
Oh, he'll be 12 now.
546
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,960
Isn't it a bit young for him?
547
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,120
Forget that. It's great.
548
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Yeah.
549
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,840
Where are we off to then?
550
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,800
Wait until we get there.
What are you doing for the big day?
551
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,400
On my own this year,
Simon's stuck out there.
552
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,760
But I've got figs, a goose,
a bottle of Talisker malt whiskey.
553
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,600
I'm gonna put dinner on
and watch Die Hard in my pyjamas.
554
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,920
Haven't told anyone I'm on my own.
555
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,240
Why not?
I don't wanna get invited anywhere.
556
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,680
Wow, I'd love to meet your family.
557
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:39,040
No, they're lovely,
it's just with moving,
558
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,640
I'm kinda looking forward to
having the day to myself.
559
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520
Cook what I like, do what I want,
you know.
560
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,920
You don't wanna spend it
with friends?
561
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,840
Most of them have moved away and
we don't really see much of them, so...
562
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,800
You know what it's like.
How about you?
563
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,480
Amanda's booked us a table
at Claridge's.
564
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,160
Wow. Very swanky.
565
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,600
There is nothing swankier.
We're a pair of swankers.
566
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,280
Turkey foam and Brussel sprout
spritzer, is that your thing?
567
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,600
Apparently.
568
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,320
Oh, any luck finding a venue?
569
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,520
I called a few places.
Well, 32, actually.
570
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,920
It's an absolute nightmare.
571
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,160
No wonder Mary and Joseph couldn't
find room at the inn.
572
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,040
Everywhere is completely booked
for Christmas parties.
573
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,760
I've got somewhere.
574
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,480
That's not funny.
You know that, right?
575
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,920
I'm gonna see it tomorrow if
you can make it.
576
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,080
Sure.
577
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:33,840
♪ It had to be you Had to be you
578
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,520
♪ I wandered around
And I finally found
579
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,840
♪ Somebody who
Could make me be true
580
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,320
♪ Could make me be blue
581
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,080
♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad
582
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,640
♪ Thinking of you
583
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,640
♪ Some others I've seen
Some others I've seen
584
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,560
♪ Might never be mean...
They're really good.
585
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,840
Aren't they.
586
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,840
I got talking to Suzy, and I thought
they could be good for the party.
587
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,320
You're not the only one who's
been hustling.
588
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,920
♪ With all your faults
I love you still
589
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:15,960
♪ It had to be you Wonderful you
590
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,400
♪ It had to be you ♪
591
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,880
Yeah, we'd love to do it.
592
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,720
We hadn't actually decided-
Ignore him. We'll do it. And no fee.
593
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,440
I love a Christmas party.
594
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,080
Go and get us a round.
Let me.
595
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,240
It's OK. They comp us here.
Please.
596
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:46,840
Are you sure that's OK?
Yeah, he's just being a grinch.
597
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,920
He is a big sweetheart really.
598
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,720
You were brilliant, by the way.
599
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Oh, thanks.
600
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,960
I love your ring. It's beautiful.
601
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,960
Uh, I actually forget
I'm wearing it.
602
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,440
Tiffany's?
603
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,200
Mm. No, Michael got it in a toy shop
for me on our first date.
604
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,480
He told me it would keep me going
until he got me a proper one.
605
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,400
You two are such a cute couple.
606
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,560
Er...
Thanks.
607
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,640
People tell us that all the time.
608
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,280
Aw, not surprised.
Your kids will be gorgeous.
609
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,800
Yeah, we are planning on six.
610
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,520
Wow, really?
Mmm.
611
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,360
No.
No, we're not.
612
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,920
We're not actually...
No, we're not with...
613
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,280
My God, I'm so sorry.
No.
614
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,360
Yeah. We're just train buddies.
615
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,320
Your kids will still be gorgeous.
616
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,720
Yeah.
617
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,040
It's a bit old-fashioned, but I like
being walked home.
618
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,080
This you?
619
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,480
That's me.
620
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,760
East of England girl's
figure skating champion
621
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,440
two years running.
Wow!
622
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,480
Nearest I got to winter sports was
skidding down the railway cuttings
623
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,240
on a tea tray
if we got a bit of slush.
624
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,080
I used to do that.
625
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:09,520
I had this Charles and Diana royal
wedding beer tray.
626
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,960
Really flew.
627
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,320
My coach found out about it.
Made my dad throw it away.
628
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,880
In case I got injured.
629
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,560
Hated her after that.
630
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,280
So you were really good?
Yeah, I was.
631
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,160
And then I used to fall in
competitions on purpose
632
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,000
just to piss her off.
What?
633
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,760
Always at the last moment,
634
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,880
and enough to drop
out of the medals.
635
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,520
And then I discovered
the Jaegerbombs and boys
636
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,840
and chucked it all in.
637
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,560
Wow, that's a really
inspirational story.
638
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,240
You should go round schools
with that.
639
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,400
It wasn't fun any more.
640
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,000
You know, if something isn't fun
what's the point?
641
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,840
The Christmas party is fast
approaching.
642
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,960
Anyone else wanna put
their name down?
643
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,880
There's a band and everything.
644
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:01,960
Or if anyone can help with
decorations or food, anything?
645
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,320
No pressure. It's got to be fun.
646
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,760
If it isn't fun...
then what's the point?
647
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,600
Listen, I might be able to help
get the drinks sorted.
648
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,000
Really?
649
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,000
Just-You're hardly turning down
help, are you?
650
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,200
Too right we're not.
651
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,880
I'll catch you when we get in.
Great. Thank you.
652
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,520
Maybe it is a bit young.
653
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,560
The thing is,
I don't know what to get him.
654
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,360
I haven't seen him
since he was a baby.
655
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,640
I get him a present every year.
Just in case.
656
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,040
I wasn't a good dad.
657
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,360
I was doing OK, you know,
successful and that.
658
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,680
Then it all went wrong.
659
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,560
Started drinking. A lot.
660
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:23,120
Bloody-Bloody cliche I was.
661
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,760
Debbie left, took the boy, and...
662
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,120
..he grew up being told his dad
didn't love him.
663
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,560
I got a Christmas card one
day with a picture of a...
664
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,040
..of a baby in it.
665
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,320
And it was first time
I knew I had a grandson.
666
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,040
I turned up one Christmas day,
you know, loaded up with presents.
667
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:56,920
I'd had a few to...
settle my nerves, you know.
668
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,560
Not a good idea.
669
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,960
I didn't make it into the house.
670
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,480
Patrick took one look at me and...
671
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,440
And you haven't seen your
grandson since?
672
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,880
No.
673
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,440
No, I gave up the drink after that.
674
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,800
I moved down here to be close
to them.
675
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,560
I tried talking to my daughter-in-law
when Patrick was out, but...
676
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:34,360
..seems it was worse, you know,
going behind his back, so...
677
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,480
Yeah.
678
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,640
Do you think they'll take it back?
679
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,480
If they don't, I'll buy it off you.
680
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,800
My cousin will go mad for that.
681
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,400
I've persuaded him to come.
682
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,480
But he's used to a certain level
of Christmas party, so...
683
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,600
..it better be good.
684
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,520
This is the place.
685
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,360
Venue sorted, I think you'll find.
Just taken it on, actually.
686
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,520
Thinking of using it for our
corporate dues and the like.
687
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,960
Reckon it will work?
688
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,680
Well, I was hoping for elegant
and sophisticated,
689
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,160
but I don't mind slumming it.
Emma?
690
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,840
Don't let him have it, Jonathan.
691
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,600
No, least we can do.
Really big on charity stuff.
692
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,920
That what we are?
I shall book it in.
693
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,960
Seriously, you don't wanna know how
much we spent acquiring this place.
694
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,680
Still, knocked a quarter of a
million off our corporation tax.
695
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:44,280
Really?
James, you old dog.
696
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,520
I wanna book out our entertainment
space for a little soiree.
697
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,400
Oh, shit. Yeah, sorry, mate.
698
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,320
Yeah, I meant to send you that
earlier.
699
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,000
What do you reckon?
It's nice.
700
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,000
Yeah. Big.
701
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080
It's very big.
702
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,280
Right, let's get the drinks sorted.
703
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,160
Try not to get too pissed up.
704
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,760
Try this.
705
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,080
I'm sure you don't need to know
about its tone or its body
706
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,160
or its length.
I'd only get jealous.
707
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,360
Very tasty.
708
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,560
You can have a few cases of this,
on me.
709
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,120
Sally's favourite.
710
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680
Thank you.
711
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:55,120
That was a good day.
Getting there.
712
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,560
Yeah.
713
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,720
The black one looks great.
714
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,960
Adam.
715
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,720
Sorry, I was just talking to our
hospitality guy last night -
716
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,960
I need to calm him down a bit.
It's gonna be a quiet affair, right?
717
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,640
More of a reception than a... rave?
718
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,560
So far there are only 8 of us,
719
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,600
so I don't think anyone will be
taking a 7 iron to the glassware.
720
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,680
Great.
721
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,880
Don't worry, it's fine.
722
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,600
It's such a good idea.
723
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,560
Actually, Jonathan, um...
been thinking about it.
724
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,280
I think we'll pass on the venue.
725
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,320
Oh?
Yeah, I just worry.
726
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,720
It's so lovely.
727
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,440
And Emma will end up dancing
on the bar and punching the air
728
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,720
to Mr Brightside, and I'll be all
like "Argghh, mind the veneer".
729
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,400
Maybe save it for next time.
730
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,640
Honestly, forget I mentioned it.
It's fine.
731
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,680
I have somewhere else lined up.
732
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,520
Thanks though.
Whatever you think.
733
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,000
You're in business, right?
Yeah, last time I looked.
734
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:31,320
Michael's got this interview for
a really big finance company.
735
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:36,680
And maybe you can give him a few
tips? Suzy, it's OK.
736
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:39,960
He's actually got a really brilliant
proposal for it.
737
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,240
You wanna pitch it to me?
Not really.
738
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,920
Go on.
He might be able to help.
739
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,720
Well... I have this theory about
plastic supermarket bags.
740
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,120
Everyone thinks it was environmental
lobbying that got the supermarkets
741
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,920
to ditch them, but I reckon it
was some maverick guy on the inside.
742
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,800
He's ahead of the game.
743
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,240
He knows single use plastic is on
the way out,
744
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,960
but he can make it profitable.
He goes to his boss and says,
745
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,800
"Look, we need to stop giving away
plastic bags,
746
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,760
so let's show our customers our big
green balls
747
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,360
and tell them to bring
their own bags.
748
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,360
We look responsible
and we save a small fortune."
749
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,960
But then the really clever bit...
we bide our time.
750
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,240
Then after a few weeks, when
everyone's forgetting their bags,
751
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,680
we sell them.
752
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,920
We sell them something we used
to give away for free.
753
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,480
A bag for life, madam, like you
bought last week.
754
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,640
Very good.
755
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,280
Don't they give the money
to charity?
756
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,640
The profit, yes,
but not the capital cost.
757
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,560
So, it's a proposal
for the retail sector?
758
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,760
That's just a catchy
example to introduce the premise.
759
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,120
It's about culture change
within business.
760
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,960
How maximising profit and a green
agenda are not mutually exclusive.
761
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,720
It's not the worst idea
I've ever heard.
762
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,880
Thanks.
Be after my job next.
763
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,040
That's the kid.
Tickets and railcards, please.
764
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,160
Michael's a smart cookie.
Yeah, unlike you.
765
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,360
Why did you do that?
Cancel the room?
766
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,160
The party's in four days, Adam.
767
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,680
Well, when he mentioned it reduced
their tax bill...
768
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:36,080
I know you were thinking it too.
769
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,680
It's not the right place.
770
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,360
Not for what we're doing.
771
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,920
Tiny protests.
772
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,480
Why did I do that?
It's in four days.
773
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,800
I'll pop by your office after work.
We'll sort it.
774
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,680
♪ Better that it's Christmas time
775
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:13,080
♪ Lights shining Lights shining
776
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:18,640
♪ So much joy
Better that it's Christmas time ♪
777
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,000
If you get any cancellations,
bell me back, will you?
778
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,800
Cheers, boss.
779
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,480
There's nowhere available.
780
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,960
Did you win this?
I did.
781
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,560
It's from the Dry Cleaning
Association Media Awards.
782
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,960
Wow.
783
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,680
Third place in the best print
category.
784
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,520
Let's just call Jonathan and see
if his place is still free.
785
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,360
It's the easiest thing.
That you sorting it?
786
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,280
Don't take any notice of me.
No, it's just...
787
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,800
That's what I've always gone for.
The easiest thing.
788
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,760
And I can't help but take notice
of you.
789
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,160
Is that a projector?
Yeah.
790
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,240
Got loads of old movies.
791
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,320
We all used to sit up here at night
and watch them.
792
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,040
Can I see?
793
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,560
Motor's burned out
so it just sits there.
794
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,680
That's basically a metaphor
for my whole career.
795
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,600
Why don't we just do it here?
796
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,960
The party.
Don't think so.
797
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,120
They'll be expecting more than me
just pushing the desks against the wall.
798
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,440
What's up there?
Come. I'll show you.
799
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,400
Beautiful.
Yeah.
800
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,720
Never really lays any more though.
801
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,560
You ever get the feeling
like you're not really living?
802
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,760
You know, like your life's
just about to begin.
803
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,480
All the time.
804
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,080
You know why I bought my house?
805
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,000
Our village has one of
the best schools in the country.
806
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,440
You wanna have kids?
807
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,160
Some people wanna make it
on to the board.
808
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,920
Some people wanna have their own
company. Me?
809
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,400
I wanna have a kick-about.
810
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,040
Amanda feels the same?
811
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:04,600
You don't wanna talk about it?
It's OK.
812
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,560
It's none of my business.
813
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,640
No, I'd only bore you.
814
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,880
And you've got a whole new life to
go and do.
815
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,000
When I was about 15,
816
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,480
I really wanted these pair of
trainers for Christmas.
817
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,440
Mum found some at the market,
but with four stripes.
818
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,120
Oh, that's terrible.
819
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,560
She might as well have
bullied me herself.
820
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,480
You got your mum's present yet?
821
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,480
I did her a drawing. Um...
822
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,360
I'd love to get her something really
good, though.
823
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,600
She never gets anything.
824
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,600
But after I pay rent and my season
ticket, I'm skint.
825
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,880
I got a great present once.
826
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,760
Paul McCartney gave me his jacket
from the Sergeant Pepper's cover.
827
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,600
What did you get him?
Pound of sirloin.
828
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,000
Poor fella hadn't
had a steak in years.
829
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,120
Talking of which, why don't you come
for your tea tonight?
830
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,840
I've got a pie that'd be grand for
the both of us.
831
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,400
What kind of pie?
832
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,160
Steak and kidney.
833
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,240
You thinking mash?
Mash and peas.
834
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,360
Sounds good.
Great.
835
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,640
Snowball?
Yeah.
836
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,320
So, I'll see you later for tea,
then? Alright, son.
837
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,480
What time do you want me round?
Seven?
838
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,760
Yeah. Sounds good. I gotta rush off.
But, I'll see you later.
839
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,800
Alright.
840
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,320
You know that outside chance
of a cancellation?
841
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,640
Not happening.
842
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,280
Oh, it was a ridiculous idea anyway.
843
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,200
Such a sentimental dick.
844
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,480
I think we should do it here.
845
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,240
It's about the people.
Think about it.
846
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,200
We could have the band over there.
847
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,480
Bar in the corner.
Put up some tinsel.
848
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,840
It will be magical.
849
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Don't give up on it, Adam.
850
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,920
Ho ho ho.
Amanda!
851
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,080
Oh, is this the planning committee?
852
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,760
Amanda Franklin.
Oh, sorry.
853
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,200
Amanda, this is-
854
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,000
You must be Emma.
Yes. Hi.
855
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,080
He told me that he had
a little helper.
856
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,520
That's me.
Great.
857
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,000
Babe, it's my mother's thing
tonight.
858
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,960
You haven't forgotten, have you?
Forgotten?
859
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,120
Who? Spaghetti brains over here.
Course I have. Er...
860
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,640
I have a shirt here somewhere.
861
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,280
It's nice to meet you.
862
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,400
Yes. Merry Christmas.
863
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,440
You too. Hope you get a chicken.
864
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,920
I say I forgot.
I didn't forget as such.
865
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,240
I just didn't remember.
866
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,520
I don't get many visitors,
867
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:44,480
so I never quite get round to
sorting the place. You know.
868
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,880
Er...
869
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,800
Yeah. Right, um...
870
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,080
Yeah, you, er...
871
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:58,320
Here, make yourself at home.
I'll get the dinner on.Thanks.
872
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,480
It's clean.
873
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:09,560
You know, I know there's a bit of
mess, but, you know, it's...
874
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,800
it is clean.
Yeah, sure.
875
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,520
Wow.
876
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:06,440
Hey, I've got Hawaiian Crush
or American cream soda.
877
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,720
In fact, you have the cream soda.
You're the guest.
878
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,720
That's you?
879
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,920
I've been doing a lot in crypto.
880
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,160
We're actually going big in
the non-fungible token space.
881
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,240
Is that the really dull tent at
Glastonbury?
882
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,600
NFTs not your bag, Adam.
883
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,120
Come on, you're an arty type.
884
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,200
Well, I prefer my art fungible.
Like Cezanne's apples.
885
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,200
I love those.
886
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,880
And now Hero's announced
he wants to board like his brothers,
887
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,640
we need the money. Don't have kids.
888
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,040
School fees these
days are ridiculous.
889
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,000
Really?
Tim.
890
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,360
You don't actually need to pay.
891
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,000
But if you can afford it, wouldn't
you want the best for your kids?
892
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,440
Anyway, I don't want kids.
893
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,080
Well, you say that, but...
Oh.
894
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,840
Sorry, you'll have to excuse Adam.
895
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,920
Telling me what I think is his
favourite thing to do.
896
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,400
Yeah, I was at the top of my game
for about five years.
897
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,040
Mostly at Liverpool.
898
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,800
We won the European Cup in '78,
the League the next year,
899
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,080
then the European Cup again in '81.
900
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,840
You got the medals?
I don't bother with them.
901
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,680
Well, not any more.
902
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,280
Can I see them?
903
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,120
Yeah. Um...
904
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,840
It's been years
since I looked at them.
905
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,480
Feels like it was someone else.
906
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,720
Yeah.
907
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,760
Hey, what a night that was, my boy.
908
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,040
We thumped Real Madrid in Paris.
909
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,360
Had a few after the game and
I threw up in Kenny Dalglish's hat.
910
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,840
Great times.
911
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,960
These must be worth a fortune.
Yeah.
912
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,320
We all looked sharp, you know.
All of us.
913
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,560
Had the Savile Row suits,
up town at the weekend.
914
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,320
I was a shoo-in for the England
team.
915
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,760
Then I got injured and that was it.
916
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,400
Career over in a couple of seconds.
917
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,960
Really?
Yeah.
918
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:16,720
This Tottenham striker was
winding me up, you know.
919
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:21,680
I was always a bit impetuous, that's
what some commentator used to say.
920
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,880
I went in to take him out. It was me
that ended up with a broken leg.
921
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,320
No.
Yeah.
922
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,080
That was it. Plummeted like a brick.
923
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:37,280
Woke up one morning with yet another
hangover and my life all gone.
924
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,320
Puff.
925
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,080
Yeah...
926
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,160
A few snaps. A few baubles.
927
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,680
That's it.
928
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,080
Hey.
929
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,200
Thanks for coming over, Dean.
930
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,480
That's alright. Quality pie.
931
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:18,120
Hey... have you got some threads
sorted for the party?
932
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,200
Er, not really.
933
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,720
Just my work shirt.
You can borrow something. Hold on.
934
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,360
Ray, it's fine.
935
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,800
Wait until you see this.
936
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,240
You know what this is, don't you?
937
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,080
Amanda, er...
Yeah?
938
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,480
Oh, boy...
939
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,800
Listen, I've been thinking.
940
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,040
Since I moved out of town, it feels
like we hardly see each other.
941
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,360
Yeah, we're busy. Like...
like people are busy.
942
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,480
Don't make the time, though, do we?
943
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,960
It's easy, and...
944
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,760
..maybe that's fine.
Maybe that suits us.
945
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:34,440
We're not... making demands on each
other all the time.
946
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,320
Yeah.
947
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,360
I always thought that was a good
thing.
948
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,720
What if it isn't?
949
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:58,920
I can't do this any more.
950
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,520
OK.
951
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,680
Is there someone else?
952
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,040
There's always someone else.
953
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:25,600
Maybe I'm someone else, now.
954
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,640
Oh well, I'm still the same girl
955
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,120
that you proposed to
on the night you met me.
956
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,880
I was tying my lace.
957
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,520
You are the same girl.
958
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,560
Yeah. Come here.
959
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,280
I couldn't believe it when they
asked me to come back
960
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:32,280
just for some dinner thing. Still,
I made them fly me first class.
961
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:36,480
And you get to see me.
And I get to see you.
962
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:40,320
And we can spend Christmas together?
Yeah.
963
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:46,040
Couldn't get me a flight until Boxing Day
so I'm missing the damn Christmas Eve party.
964
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,720
Still, you are going to love this
dinner.
965
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,480
They spend an absolute fortune.
When is it?
966
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,760
22nd, I think.
I've got something.
967
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,400
What? No, they've flown me in for
this, Emma.
968
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,680
We need to be there.
That's the night of the train party.
969
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:06,720
Well, you're never gonna see those
people again so, what's the point?
970
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,800
I know, but it's...
971
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,520
Hey, hey. Look, it's gonna be fun.
Alright? I promise you.
972
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,920
Here we go.
973
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,480
It's got all the details on there.
Ah, thanks.
974
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,360
You know them anyway.
There you go. One for you.
975
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:06,760
All the details on the card,
work of our very own Dean here.
976
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,640
You did this? Yeah.
977
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,800
Alright, don't sound so surprised.
Thanks.
978
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,840
And I've managed to secure
an exclusive warehouse venue
979
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,640
just by the station.
980
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,280
That's lovely, Dean!
981
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,160
Thanks.
How are you?
982
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,640
You OK?
983
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,000
I'm very well, thank you.
984
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:39,280
You're a very talented young man.
985
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,520
Hi.
Two, please.
986
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,200
Are you happy to take a seat
at the bar?
987
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,400
Yeah.
These two?
988
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,280
And I think Zola will
take your order in a second, OK?
989
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:16,560
You're really not getting any better
at this cooking lark.
990
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,480
Simon's here.
Oh.
991
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,280
Yeah, flew in last night.
992
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,800
Great.
993
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,080
Yeah.
994
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,440
So you can... spend Christmas
together?
995
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,920
Yeah.
996
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:39,640
Emma, what do you think of both of
these?
997
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:40,840
What are they?
998
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:46,080
We just need a contemporary graphic for
a foot cream campaign we're doing, so...
999
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,920
Feet and cream.
Hi, Emma.
1000
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:51,360
I've got your... Hi, Dean.
1001
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,440
It worked out great-
Thank you, Dean.
1002
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,280
You alright.
Hey guys.
1003
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,520
What's this?
1004
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,440
It's a campaign we're doing.
1005
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,040
Oh, A-Gel. I thought it said angel.
1006
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,640
I like angels.
1007
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,560
You can draw right, Dean?
I do a bit.
1008
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,840
He's done one invitation and you're
making out like he's Matisse.
1009
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,560
He's probably just a kid with
an Art GCSE.
1010
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,760
He might not be after 3 years at art
school and a decade in the business.
1011
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,920
Exactly! Yeah, but his talent will
be the same.
1012
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,360
His craft might be better.
His skills might be honed.
1013
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,880
But talent is talent.
Who knows how good he could be.
1014
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:40,000
Your little 'buy the world a Coke'
campaign's really gone to your head,
1015
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,240
hasn't it?
1016
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,480
Andreas? Are you seeing him now?
1017
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,160
No. I'm batting away his advances,
actually. Why?
1018
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,920
Come on, Paul, take a chance.
Alright.
1019
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,640
I'll take a chance on your Dean,
1020
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:54,520
but enough with the life coaching,
alright? Deal.
1021
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:02,280
Are you sure we don't need more
stuff? It's got to look magical.
1022
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:06,440
And I've convinced a few of them to
help out tomorrow night to get it done.
1023
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,920
It's all coming together.
1024
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,120
Yeah, maybe it is.
1025
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,760
I got you a present.
1026
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,320
Come.
1027
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,800
1978 MX60 drive motor.
1028
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:01,320
And Dean had this made.
1029
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,800
What is it?
Have a look.
1030
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,560
Wow.
Wow indeed.
1031
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,200
How did he...?
No idea.
1032
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,320
He mumbled something about an
animation app
1033
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,000
and a mate in a lab and...
1034
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:41,080
We have to stick the ends
together to make it loop.
1035
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,200
Thank you.
1036
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,000
It's...
1037
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,000
Wow.
1038
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,480
I can't come.
1039
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:01,240
Simon has a dinner.
1040
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,040
Probably for the best.
1041
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,440
It's funny how you think you know
what you're doing in life.
1042
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:30,040
This party...
1043
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,400
I thought I wanted to get everyone
on the train to be friends.
1044
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,040
Thought it'd be
a good thing to do.
1045
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,720
Maybe I just wanted to hang out
with you.
1046
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,520
I can't do this.
I'm moving to Chicago.
1047
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:10,280
All my stuff is in boxes.
1048
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,960
I think you're like me, Emma.
1049
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,040
I think you're lost.
1050
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,760
I really do.
1051
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:24,440
I'm not lost.
But thank you for judging me.
1052
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,000
You know, you really need to sort
your own shit out first, Adam.
1053
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,040
Enjoy your party.
1054
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,400
Right.
1055
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,680
Bastard!
1056
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:45,280
Where's Emma?
Dunno.
1057
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:49,360
Where's Dean?
Dunno.
1058
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,960
Michael, how did your interview go?
Oh, yeah.
1059
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:59,600
I didn't get it.
Gutted to be honest.
1060
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,280
That's a shame.
1061
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,560
Maybe your idea needed
a bit more work.
1062
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:06,200
The idea was sound, it wasn't that.
1063
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:10,600
It's tough out there.
My CEO's about your age.
1064
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,680
He's firing people left,
right and centre.
1065
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:16,200
Got everyone writing proposals
to see who's worth keeping.
1066
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:17,480
You done one?
1067
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:18,840
Avoided the cull. Thankfully.
1068
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,160
You two alright?
1069
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,280
Like proper bah humbug
the pair of you.
1070
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,200
Come on man,
you've got a big gig tomorrow.
1071
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,120
You should have a spring in your
step.Yeah.
1072
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:38,840
I know there's a danger that there will
be more band members than guests, so...
1073
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,880
..you might wanna do
a quick shout out.
1074
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,720
Actually,
this is the last shout out.
1075
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,840
You'll all be, er...
1076
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:57,120
..delighted to hear that the inaugural
Langton Line Christmas party is cancelled.
1077
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,000
What? Why?
1078
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:01,360
Tonight's decoration volunteers
stand down
1079
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,120
and don't drop off the booze.
It ain't happening.
1080
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,760
We've dodged a bullet.
1081
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,800
And in the New Year we can all go
back to... well,
1082
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,120
ignoring each other and
1083
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:17,680
generally being satisfied with our
lives instead of scratching around...
1084
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,760
..dreaming dreams we never get round
to,
1085
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,840
starting things we'll never
finish and...
1086
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,240
..looking for happiness in places
where we don't belong
1087
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,040
and aren't welcome.
1088
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:30,640
Hear hear.
1089
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,840
Yeah.
I'm sorry to have wasted your time.
1090
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,200
We've done so many rehearsals.
1091
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,920
You've been rehearsing?
1092
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,520
We've been rehearsing
the whole time.
1093
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,120
All the numbers.
Is that it?
1094
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,400
Come on, Adam.
1095
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,960
After all you've done, you're just
gonna-Michael, it's OK.
1096
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,200
You heard him.
1097
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:02,080
Michael, I've been meaning to ask,
did you give your mum that recipe?
1098
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:05,080
Oh, yes. Yeah, she says thanks.
1099
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,120
Jonathan, Fay's boys can do your
electrics next week.
1100
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,200
Is Tuesday OK?
Perfect, thanks, Fay.
1101
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:15,560
Wait a minute, I think I might have
something on Tuesday.
1102
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:19,200
Have you forgotten about that sync
app I told you about?
1103
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:22,280
No, I didn't.
And I have it right here. Thank you.
1104
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:26,320
Linda, I've got the money
for the wine.
1105
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:29,240
Oh no, don't be daft, I told you
they're just bin ends.
1106
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:30,800
Nobody needs to pay for them.
1107
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,800
Tuesday's great. You know,
this actually works, Mikey.
1108
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:36,640
Of course it does, bro.
1109
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:42,240
See? You did this.
1110
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,920
OK, we're not at each other's house
every night, but...
1111
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,520
we have something.
1112
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:53,600
A recipe isn't much, and a little
help ain't everything,
1113
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:56,240
but it's, it's something.
1114
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,760
Thanks.
1115
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:10,560
Well, I hate to say it,
but the kid's done a good job.
1116
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,040
What do you think?
It's great work.
1117
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,600
Both of you.
1118
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:20,320
A phone call? Am I buying a hat?
1119
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,440
Hello?
1120
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,360
I hear you've cancelled.
1121
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,600
Yeah. Just...
1122
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,840
Your projection was amazing.
Thank you.
1123
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:39,880
Emma's idea.
1124
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:44,320
Just ran out of time.
1125
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,400
Sorry.
Me, too.
1126
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:01,760
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven.
1127
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,800
Are you sure about this, Adam?
1128
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,640
You weren't gonna come anyway,
were you?
1129
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:31,480
I lost Sally... in April.
1130
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,720
And it's really hard.
1131
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,760
We loved Christmas.
1132
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:44,200
So I'm just gonna let it pass me by,
like a float in a parade.
1133
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:48,120
I wouldn't have been much company
anyway.
1134
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:51,320
Well, it's very Christmassy in here.
1135
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,160
All the cards and the music.
1136
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:02,360
So I'm not buying that...
"pass me by, parade float" rubbish.
1137
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,440
What are you, Barbra Streisand?
1138
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,440
But it must be really tough.
1139
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:21,360
She looks at you...
the way I used to look at Sally.
1140
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,160
I know it might not be...
1141
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,240
..but it could be everything.
1142
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:34,840
And if it is,
you've gotta go for it.
1143
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,040
You really do.
1144
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,440
You are allowed to be happy,
you know.
1145
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:49,400
How did you know... about Sally?
1146
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:53,600
Sat on her bench.
Read the little plaque.
1147
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:58,320
She loved skiving.
Her and me both.
1148
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:10,080
Can you take the card machine
over to table eight as well, please?
1149
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:13,680
Hiya, is Emma about?
You've missed her.
1150
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,200
Do you know when she's back in?
1151
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,800
When she comes home and begs me for
her job back.
1152
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,520
Sorry, I really should get on.
1153
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:31,960
Course. Um... yeah, sorry.
Merry Christmas.
1154
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,720
I don't think he's coming in today.
1155
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,240
You alright, Michael?
Hey, Adam.
1156
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,680
Um... we've got a big gig tonight,
and I left my guitar in your office.
1157
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,920
Do you mind if I swing by at 7 to
get it?
1158
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:45,560
Yeah, sounds good.
I will see you there.
1159
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,160
Thanks, Adam. See you.
1160
01:26:55,840 --> 01:27:00,240
The train at platform one is the
17:45 service to
1161
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,720
London Liverpool Street.
1162
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:30,200
Surprise!
1163
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:39,960
Just because you weren't coming,
doesn't mean we weren't.
1164
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:44,080
Thank you.
Thank you.
1165
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,240
What are you doing here?
1166
01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:53,640
I just thought I'd show Miranda what
she could have won.
1167
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,640
I'm sorry if I was
a moaning Minnie before,
1168
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,680
but when I saw what this lot did...
1169
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,000
I can't believe you did all this.
1170
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:03,800
Neither can I. Hi.
1171
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:08,040
♪ Joy to the world,
the Saviour reigns
1172
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:12,200
♪ Let men their songs employ
1173
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,680
♪ While fields and floods
1174
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,920
♪ Rocks, hills and plains
1175
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:21,160
♪ Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat the sounding joy
1176
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:25,560
♪ Repeat, repeat,
the sounding joy...
1177
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,440
Right, you lot.
1178
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:32,480
Anyone wanting to have a go on
Santa's knee get a move on.
1179
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,400
I'm supposed to be doing
the 22:30 to Ipswich.
1180
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:46,640
♪ Deck the halls with boughs
of holly
1181
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,360
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly...
1182
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,480
You alright?
1183
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,480
You little bastard.
1184
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,320
You bastard!
1185
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,800
Did you think I'd not notice?
Did you? Eh?
1186
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,880
After I gave you my hospitality.
1187
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:11,120
That pie would have done me
for two nights, you little...!
1188
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:15,480
Cool your jets down, Ray.
You little thieving-
1189
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:19,040
What's going on? You better ask this
thieving little hooligan.
1190
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,520
He stole my medals.
1191
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:24,440
He stole them. He asked to see them.
1192
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:28,440
He bloody cased the joint,
and then he took them.
1193
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:30,840
OK. Come on. Ray, come on.
1194
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:35,200
Let's get you up. Let's get you up.
Get off!
1195
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:38,600
Come on, let's sit you down.
He took them.
1196
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:51,240
What's going on, Ray?
1197
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,200
Well, I...
1198
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:57,640
I used to play a bit. Football.
1199
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:01,320
I was someone.
1200
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:07,600
Not this old man, this...
lonely old git.
1201
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:08,880
But someone.
1202
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,840
Like you, Adam. Like Michael there.
1203
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:18,800
And all I had left from all of it
all of that, is a couple of medals.
1204
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:23,800
And he took them. He stole them.
1205
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,240
Dean?
1206
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,400
I borrowed them, Ray.
1207
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:32,000
Yeah, borrowed them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1208
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:55,280
I thought they deserved
looking after.
1209
01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:59,320
I thought you deserved
looking after.
1210
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,680
I did it for your grandson.
1211
01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:16,200
Think he'd prefer it to
a fire engine. No offence.
1212
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,560
No, none taken.
1213
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,080
Could come with you.
1214
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:27,520
Drop it off Christmas Day.
1215
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,320
Usually at a loose end after
The Wizard of Oz.
1216
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:41,160
Ray... you're Ray Smythe?
1217
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:47,160
You're the man. That unbelievable
Liverpool team with King Kenny?
1218
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,960
Ray Kennedy? Phil Neal? The one
footed bloody donkey.
1219
01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:12,480
Simon.
Yeah?
1220
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,560
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
1221
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,440
Do you actually want to be with me?
1222
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,840
Jesus, Emma, what is it
that you want?
1223
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,400
Not this.
1224
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:56,960
I just wanted to thank you all for
coming.
1225
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:06,160
That's for Emma, really.
1226
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,960
She couldn't be here tonight but,
um, all this... it was her.
1227
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,640
And you, all of you.
1228
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:20,320
So, um... thank you...
1229
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,480
..for keeping the faith
when I jumped ship.
1230
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,000
And, um...
1231
01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:30,000
..a quick mention for Linda.
1232
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:34,200
Before I had my mid-life crisis
yesterday, we, er...
1233
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:37,640
..we all did an envelope.
1234
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:43,600
So, Red Cross.
Samaritans.
1235
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:46,600
Put a bit towards my nephew's bike.
Is that allowed?
1236
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,960
Anyway, thank you all very much.
1237
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,480
I'll leave it to the pros.
1238
01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:58,520
Nice one, Linda.
1239
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,920
Now, this is a proper Christmas
party.
1240
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:04,320
Had a punch up...
1241
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:08,400
..got our own celebrity guest,
and I've got a tenner on
1242
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:12,360
one of Little Mix there being
the first arse on the photocopier.
1243
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:15,000
Thanks Adam, I've met good people.
1244
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:18,440
But I'll be damned if Adam's gonna
be the only fruit loop here.
1245
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,280
Suzy, baby.
1246
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:30,320
I sometimes think about
what would have happened
1247
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:33,040
if you hadn't smiled at me
in the street that day.
1248
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:37,120
And... I get scared.
1249
01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:40,440
I love you so much.
1250
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:46,080
And... this thing has been burning
a hole in my pocket for weeks.
1251
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:57,960
Suzy, my love... will you marry me?
1252
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,240
Yes.
1253
01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:18,120
I think my fiancee deserves
a number, right, guys?
1254
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:22,120
Yes! Yes! Yes!
No, no.
1255
01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:24,360
I really don't. I'm the backing
singer.
1256
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:30,160
OK, fine! Fine! Fine! Gosh.
1257
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:34,640
Um... I remember we broke up once,
didn't we?
1258
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:37,960
Not long after we met, we broke up
for, what was it, two days.
1259
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,560
It was a weekend, babes.
So, two days.Yeah.
1260
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,600
And I really, really felt awful.
1261
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,920
But... I'm really, really glad
1262
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,400
that I will never feel like that
ever again.
1263
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:53,360
This will be the last time
you ever hear me sing this song.
1264
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:56,000
I love you.
I love you so much.
1265
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:12,400
♪ What'll I do
1266
01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:18,440
♪ When you are far away
1267
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:24,560
♪ And I'm so blue
1268
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:26,840
♪ What'll I do?
1269
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:33,000
♪ What'll I do
1270
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:38,960
♪ When I am wondering who
1271
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:45,360
♪ Is kissing you
1272
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,440
♪ What'll I do?
1273
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:56,360
♪ What'll I do with just
1274
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:59,440
♪ A photograph
1275
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:07,160
♪ To tell my troubles to?
1276
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,840
Could have made an effort.
1277
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:14,160
♪ When I'm alone...
1278
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:19,120
If you'd told me you were coming,
I would have.
1279
01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:30,600
♪ What'll I do?
1280
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:34,800
♪ What'll I do? ♪
1281
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:55,680
♪ Christmas hasn't felt like
Christmas for a little while
1282
01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:00,120
♪ But if you sit real still and
listen
1283
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:03,000
♪ You'll be sure to smile
1284
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:06,360
♪ Cos not too far I'll be in the
distance...
1285
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:09,040
I think I might wait until
the weather's a bit better
1286
01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:11,320
before I move to Chicago.
1287
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,640
Spring's supposed to be nice.
1288
01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:18,480
Less windy.
1289
01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:24,560
Plus I like it here.
1290
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,760
I got you a present.
Yeah?
1291
01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:34,040
Close your eyes.
OK.
1292
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:54,760
OK.
1293
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,000
Talisker.
That's your tipple, right?
1294
01:38:58,040 --> 01:38:59,400
How did you know?
1295
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:01,680
Well, you told me.
1296
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:03,880
Thank you. That's...
1297
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:14,800
That's really sweet.
1298
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:57,160
Hi there. Sorry, I'm Dean.
Hi, Dean. This is Ray.
1299
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,200
He just wanted to drop this off for
the boy.
1300
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,680
Thank you.
Sorry for interrupting.
1301
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:03,960
Have a really good day.
Merry Christmas.
1302
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:11,520
I reckon she'll like it, you know.
Yeah.
1303
01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:16,200
He'll probably get it in a minute,
you know.
1304
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:24,520
Do you ever wonder who
they really are?
1305
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:26,880
The people down your street?
1306
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,680
Those half-familiar
faces in your local coffee shop.
1307
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:33,320
Or whoever sits opposite you
on the train every day.
1308
01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:34,720
Ray!
1309
01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:38,680
Aren't you just
a little bit curious?
1310
01:40:38,720 --> 01:40:42,960
Might be an amazing artist.
An undiscovered talent.
1311
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:48,280
Or a true legend whose star simply
hasn't been blessed.
1312
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:49,760
Hello, mate.
Hello.
1313
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:52,000
Hello, Stanley.
Hello, Grandad.
1314
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,840
Hello.
Thank you so much.
1315
01:40:57,880 --> 01:41:00,920
Maybe someone who's been having
a real tough time of it recently
1316
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:03,720
and could do with a friend.
1317
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:04,800
Or maybe...
1318
01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:08,440
..if you're lucky,
1319
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,840
someone you were always meant
to find.
1320
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:56,640
Go on.
1321
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,320
Say hello.
1322
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:12,000
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