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[upbeat pop music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hello,
my favorite freshthems.
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Tomorrow is the start
of Pre-Frosh Weekend,
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where newly accepted students
visit to get their first taste
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of the Essex experience.
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- How exciting.
I'll never forget
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my Pre-Frosh Weekend.
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My host was so fun.
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But she got really drunk,
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and I had to watch them
pump her stomach.
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Oh!
And I tried Thai food
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for the first time.
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Not for me.
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- If any of you are hosting
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potential new students,
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please be
responsible with them.
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- FYI, we are hosting one.
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- Wait, we are?
- Yeah, it's my friend
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from back home.
Her name's Priya.
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She's a sweet Indian nerd.
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I just sent an old pic
of us to our thread.
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[phones dinging]
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[phone honks]
- [gasps]
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- Oh, wow.
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- Damn, no one zoom in.
It made me sad.
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- Bela, for your well-being,
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don't send photos like that.
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- Okay, fine,
but everyone be nice to Priya.
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She always
looked up to me like I was
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her way-cooler big sister.
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- Aw.
- And you were cooler than her
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when this photo was taken?
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- Clearly.
- Mm.
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- So nobody
make a big thing about this,
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but my dad texted me
saying that he's bringing up
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my cousin to campus
for Pre-Frosh Weekend,
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and I have decided
to come out to him.
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- You are?
[all exclaim]
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- That's awesome.
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- Yeah, I'm ready.
It's time.
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- Maybe you can do it
in a fun way.
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My cousin proposed using
a nursing home flash mob.
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It was slow, but moving.
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- Yeah, I think
I'm just gonna tell him
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with words.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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- I'm just sick
of keeping this a secret.
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- I also have a secret.
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- Oh, my God!
You're gay too!
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- What?
No.
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- Oh.
- No, I had sex with Andrew.
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- What?
- You did?
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- The bio bro?
- Wait, don't you two, like,
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hate each other?
- Yes, he's insufferable.
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But also, he has, like,
secret surprise arm muscles.
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- Ooh...
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- But it was a one-time thing.
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Sleeping with my lab partner
is way too complicated.
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[knock at door]
- Okay, oh, my God,
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that's Priya.
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Everyone,
stop talking about sex.
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Her dorky, little ears
cannot handle that.
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Talk about Microsoft Excel.
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- Bela!
- Priya?
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- It's so good to see you!
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- Wow!
Uh,
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I didn't even recognize you.
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You got hot and grew boobs.
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- Mm. Mm-mm.
- Come in!
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- ♪ I run the show,
my chest be big, yo ♪
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♪ We run the streets
from west to east coast ♪
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♪ I'm a really big deal ♪
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- I'm so excited
you got into Essex.
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Here's the place I knew
you'd wanna visit first--
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the library.
- Stop.
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Your friends are gonna think
I'm an epic loser.
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- One summer, Priya
spent so much time reading
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that she got something
called juvenile hunchback.
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She had to wear a brace.
- I made it look cool.
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- You're gonna love Essex.
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It's like the best place
in the world.
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- I'm so excited to be here.
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This is actually my first night
ever away from home.
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- Aw.
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- Right, you weren't allowed
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to do anything in high school.
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We had to have all
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our sleepovers at your house.
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Remember that time you got your
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braces caught in a knit blanket
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and you cried so hard
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that you barfed?
- I don't think
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we need to tell
your friends that story.
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I'm gonna go peek
inside the building.
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- Yeah.
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- She seems great.
- No, agreed.
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She's so cool.
- Wait,
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even you think she's cool?
- Oh, my God, yeah.
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I mean, she has great style,
gorgeous hair,
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a well-curated but effortless
social media vibe.
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She's cool as hell.
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- Huh, took you months
to call me cool.
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- I called you "cool"?
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I don't think I ever said that.
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- Weird, I feel like
you say it a lot.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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- Ooh, Kimberly,
here comes Jackson.
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- [gasps]
How do I look?
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- Who cares?
What about me?
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- Hey, I'd like to order
a coffee Kimberly-style.
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- What's Kimberly style?
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- [whispers] Extra hot.
- Oh, wow.
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- Damn.
- [chuckles]
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We actually do have to serve
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all our coffee at
a standard temperature,
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because
of a recent lawsuit though.
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- That's okay.
Just came by
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to say a quick hello
before class.
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I'll see you later.
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- Bye.
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[squeals]
- So you still hangin' out
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with the action figure, huh?
- Leave her alone.
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I'm proud of our girl.
She loves herself a hot boy.
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- What does that mean?
- First, Nico.
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Now, Farmer Long John.
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You go for
the ripped, big hotties.
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- Not just 'cause they're hot.
- Oh, please.
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- You work this whole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg angle,
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but you like the hot guy.
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It's okay to be
a little shallow.
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- I'm not shallow.
- [laughs] It's fine.
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I love it when people
only like me for my looks.
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It happens very frequently.
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- Okay, name one thing you have
in common with that guy.
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- Uh, we both...
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are born during winter months.
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- [laughs]
- Ah.
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- That's a bad answer.
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- Okay, so maybe I don't know
what we have in common yet.
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But I'll find it, all right?
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- Whoa.
- Whew.
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- Okay.
- Okay, it's getting
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pretty heated.
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I suggest
everyone take an unpaid five.
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Unpaid five!
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I am such a great manager.
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[upbeat music]
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- God, I love this campus!
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It's so nice up here.
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- I'm really glad
we got a chance to catch up.
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- It's just your mom and I
are going through a bit
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of a hard time right now,
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the whole thing
with your brother,
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you know?
- Yeah.
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- And then her charity is being
investigated by the D.A.,
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so she could be
in a lot of trouble, you know?
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And I'm not going down
for that, you know?
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I won't.
And then, also,
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please don't tell
anybody about this,
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but her Japanese hair
transplant didn't take,
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and so she's got
a tiny bald spot.
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But act like
you don't notice it.
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- That's a lot.
- It is a lot.
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It is a lot.
- Yeah.
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- But that's why
I'm happy to be here.
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So what's going on with you?
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- Me?
Pff.
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Nothing.
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Really nothing.
- Nothing?
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- No, no, nothing.
[laughs] You know,
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just the same old stuff.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Andrew.
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I think we need to talk
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about the other day.
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- Yeah, I've been thinking,
and we shouldn't hook up again.
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It's just not worth it for me.
[slurps]
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- Wait, you're saying sleeping
with me isn't worth it for you?
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- Yeah.
- Do you not see
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how much hotter than you I am?
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- Listen, I did the math,
and I'm 3% more productive
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without you as a distraction.
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- What's so distracting
about me?
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- Well, for one,
you're wearing
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a skirt to the lab
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when all legs should be covered
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in case of chemical spillage.
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But instead, you're...
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- A distraction?
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[romantic music]
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Damn it.
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♪ ♪
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- I wouldn't say
I'm a campus celebrity,
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but sure,
I guess other people might.
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- Hey, you're Priya, right?
- Yeah.
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- I'm Graham.
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- Hi, Graham.
- Oh, like the cracker--
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motherfucker.
- Shit, I'm sorry.
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I didn't even see you there--
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didn't even register
there was another person here.
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A bunch of us are planning
a party in the woods,
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like a fire and stuff,
if you wanna come.
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- Wow, um, yeah, I've never been
to a party like that before.
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It sounds super fun.
Can my friend come?
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- Oh, is this your friend?
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I thought she was
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your accountant or something.
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But if it means
you'll be there,
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sure, bring her.
- Actually,
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we already have plans.
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- Sorry--we do?
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- Yeah, our dorm is hosting
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a big floor party.
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It's gonna be huge!
You didn't think
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I'd invite you to campus
and not show you
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how hard we kick it, did you?
- [laughs] Okay.
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I'm sorry.
- It's all good.
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[pop music]
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- Yeah, boys invite me
to parties all the time.
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I can barely keep track
of all the invites.
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We're throwing a party tonight,
and it has to be good.
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- But I already had plans
to finish my vision board.
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I finally found a picture
of AOC playing chess.
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- Well,
you can forget about that,
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because we need
to show Priya how cool I am
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by throwing a rager.
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- Wait, where is Priya?
- At a Pre-Frosh event,
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which gives us time
to get this place in order.
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- Wait, why are you stressed?
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Doesn't Priya, like,
look up to you or something?
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- Oh, she used to,
before her face cleared up
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and she grew perfect tits
and amazing peach ass.
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- Is she old enough for you to
be talking about her like that?
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- A cute guy just hit on her
in front of me
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and made it clear I gave him
absolutely no boner.
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It's like the student
has become the teacher.
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- Isn't that a good thing?
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Isn't that
what the teacher wants?
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- No.
Teachers want their students
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to fall in love with them
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and worship them forever.
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- No...
- I don't think so.
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- Why is Priya's approval
so important to you?
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- Because she used to think
I was the best,
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and that made me
feel good about myself.
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I don't want to lose that.
- Yeah, I get that.
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- Okay, we need to make sure
we have a ton of booze
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and a packed house.
Leighton,
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is your dad still here?
Can he buy us a bunch
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of top shelf stuff?
- No, he's taking a walk
252
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in a sculpture garden.
253
00:08:03,721 --> 00:08:04,689
He's not really
in a good place.
254
00:08:04,789 --> 00:08:06,425
So I didn't come out to him.
255
00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:07,927
- Aw, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
256
00:08:08,025 --> 00:08:09,728
- Does Priya know you're gay?
Can I tell her?
257
00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:10,963
I think she might like that.
258
00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:12,231
- Mm-mm.
259
00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,565
- Fine, I'll let you tell her.
260
00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,634
- That is not
what that look meant.
261
00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:16,936
- [gasps]
Is that Jackson?
262
00:08:19,203 --> 00:08:20,500
Jackson!
263
00:08:20,604 --> 00:08:22,141
- Oh, hey.
- What are you listening to?
264
00:08:22,239 --> 00:08:24,209
Is it the podcast on erosion
I told you about?
265
00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:26,411
I hope you're enjoying it
as much as I did.
266
00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:27,913
- Oh, no.
It's my workout mix.
267
00:08:28,012 --> 00:08:29,681
It's a mashup
of EDM and country.
268
00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:31,383
Do you listen
to either of those?
269
00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:35,187
- No, my workout mix is mostly
talk radio and think pieces.
270
00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:36,688
- Hey, I'm gonna
go watch "SmackDown."
271
00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,924
You wanna join?
- Oh, and that is?
272
00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:41,393
- Wrestling.
- Right, yeah, I knew that--
273
00:08:41,491 --> 00:08:43,095
sanctioned violence.
Whoo-hoo!
274
00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:44,263
- Come on.
275
00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:46,526
[percussive music]
276
00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,528
- ♪ Different, mm ♪
277
00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:50,402
♪ It be different, mm ♪
278
00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:51,470
- Whitney!
279
00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:52,837
- What's up, girl?
280
00:08:52,937 --> 00:08:54,306
- Where are you guys
coming from?
281
00:08:54,405 --> 00:08:57,442
- Ah, you know,
just gettin' our steps in.
282
00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,538
200?
What the hell?
283
00:08:58,643 --> 00:09:00,012
This campus is tiny.
284
00:09:00,111 --> 00:09:02,247
- Hold on.
Who is that?
285
00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:04,683
Did you two--
- You hooked up with him again?
286
00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:06,451
You said you can't stand him.
- Shh.
287
00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:07,486
It just keeps happening.
288
00:09:07,585 --> 00:09:08,520
- Interesting trajectory
289
00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,990
to go from Canaan to that.
290
00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:13,692
- Whoa!
Hey, you almost hit me!
291
00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:14,994
Scooters are vehicles,
292
00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,728
and they should be
in the street!
293
00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:18,558
- If you wanna stop
hooking up with him,
294
00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,365
quit spending time
alone with him.
295
00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:22,534
- The thing is he's smart.
So working with him is helpful.
296
00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:25,537
- Well, keep it in public then,
not some little lab
297
00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:27,539
where you two
keep getting freaky.
298
00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,568
- Honestly, though, I get it.
299
00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:29,641
Nerds are hot--
300
00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,043
like Albert Einstein.
301
00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:34,246
What?
I love a thick 'stache.
302
00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:37,182
[upbeat pop music]
303
00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,218
- It shouldn't be a problem
that I parked in the fire lane
304
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,853
just this one time, right?
- It's always a problem.
305
00:09:41,952 --> 00:09:43,888
- Murray, is that you?
306
00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:44,990
- George.
- Yes.
307
00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,458
- What are you doing here?
308
00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:47,759
- I'm on
the commencement committee.
309
00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:48,994
I'm--I just came up
for a meeting.
310
00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:50,590
- Come on!
Great to see you, buddy.
311
00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:52,031
- You too, man.
312
00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:53,665
- Leighton,
this is my old friend, George.
313
00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:55,367
We were in the same
pledge class together.
314
00:09:55,465 --> 00:09:57,269
both: Alphi Psi until I die!
315
00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:58,703
[laughter]
316
00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:00,805
- Oh, by the way,
this is my daughter, Tatum.
317
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,441
- Actually,
Leighton and I know each other.
318
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,277
- Yeah, we're friends--
or, um, acquaintances.
319
00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:09,148
- Oh, the next generation
of the unbreakable Essex bond.
320
00:10:09,246 --> 00:10:10,610
- Yeah, well, heads up though,
Murray.
321
00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:11,917
They are packed tonight.
322
00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:12,918
We couldn't even
get a seat at the bar.
323
00:10:13,017 --> 00:10:14,386
- Oh.
- Oh...
324
00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:15,988
- Well, we have a reservation.
Just sit with us.
325
00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:17,089
- Oh, Dad,
they don't wanna eat with us.
326
00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:18,523
- We'd love to.
- Oh!
327
00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:19,858
- Great.
- Great.
328
00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:21,060
- Come on.
- Tatum, can I talk to you
329
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:21,860
for a second?
330
00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:23,528
- Hi, I am so sorry.
331
00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,297
This is awkward.
My dad doesn't know
332
00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,900
that I'm gay,
and I'm sure you think
333
00:10:27,997 --> 00:10:30,369
that is super closeted of me,
and I get it, okay?
334
00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,071
My ex-girlfriend, Alicia,
335
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:33,705
really hated it
when it came to that,
336
00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:35,674
because I could never talk--
- Okay, chill.
337
00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,976
It's fine.
338
00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,911
There's no timeline
on coming out.
339
00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:42,281
Also, we just started dating,
so it's cool.
340
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,415
I got you.
341
00:10:43,514 --> 00:10:44,984
- Okay, thanks.
342
00:10:45,081 --> 00:10:47,486
One more thing--my dad
also orders a dirty martini
343
00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:48,820
in a very uncomfortable way,
344
00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,289
so I do just wanna
get ahead of that.
345
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,691
- I will prepare myself.
- Yeah, you should.
346
00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,694
[upbeat music]
347
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,030
♪ ♪
348
00:10:58,129 --> 00:10:59,698
- I know
I'm constantly complaining,
349
00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,400
but it's freezing in here.
350
00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:05,270
You want my hoodie?
- Uh, no, I'm good.
351
00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:06,338
- You have goosebumps.
352
00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:07,572
Here.
353
00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:08,573
- Oh, you don't
have to take it--
354
00:11:08,673 --> 00:11:09,874
- It's fine.
355
00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:16,148
- Thank you.
356
00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:17,983
That's very nice.
357
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,988
I love how quiet it is up here.
358
00:11:23,087 --> 00:11:25,190
- ♪ Who that pressing on me ♪
359
00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:26,992
- Hurry up
before someone comes.
360
00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,427
- You're seriously telling me
to hurry up right now?
361
00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:30,095
- [chuckles]
362
00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:32,297
- ♪ Who your baby mama ♪
363
00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,693
- Whitney?
364
00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,234
- Canaan!
- Oh, shit!
365
00:11:35,332 --> 00:11:36,868
I'm s--I'm sorry.
I jus--I came--
366
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,670
I came to get a book about--
367
00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:39,699
Ronald Reagan.
- Yeah.
368
00:11:39,804 --> 00:11:40,940
- Yup, and I got it,
369
00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,607
so you're good--so...
- Okay.
370
00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:43,608
- I'ma go.
371
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,077
- Sounds great.
372
00:11:46,778 --> 00:11:47,980
Fuck.
373
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,283
- What are you--
pull your pants up.
374
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:52,484
- Oh, we're stopping for sure?
- Yeah, we're done.
375
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,485
- Okay, yeah, got it.
376
00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:55,087
[upbeat music]
377
00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:57,089
- ♪ It's okay
to let my pain go ♪
378
00:11:57,188 --> 00:12:00,192
♪ I dance for one ♪
379
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,194
[camera shutter clicks]
- Doesn't this party
380
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:05,030
look so fucking good?
I've really outdone myself.
381
00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:07,132
- Damn, Bela,
where'd you get all of that?
382
00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:09,401
- I conned a grad student
into buying it for me.
383
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,836
All I had to do was pay him
double the cost of the alcohol.
384
00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,138
What a deal, right?
- Uh...
385
00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:15,040
- Oh...
- Hey, how do I look?
386
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,642
Priya texted and said that
she'll try and be here soon.
387
00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,578
both: Ooh...
388
00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:20,946
- She said "try"?
389
00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:22,814
As someone who loves
to bail on things,
390
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,116
that's something
I would say a lot.
391
00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:25,217
- Oh, she might be superhot
392
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:26,551
and look like a mean girl now,
393
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:27,552
but trust me, she wouldn't just
394
00:12:27,652 --> 00:12:29,788
blow me off like that.
395
00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:30,990
Come on.
We've been friends
396
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,257
for, like, ten years now.
397
00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:33,525
She'll be here.
398
00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:35,755
- You guys goin' to this party
in the woods?
399
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:38,363
Priya just texted me
it's poppin' off!
400
00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:40,832
- What the hell?
She's bailing on my party
401
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,335
and texting you?
How'd she even get your number?
402
00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,971
You won't even give it to me.
- Uh, we just clicked.
403
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,406
We're both the hottest
of our siblings.
404
00:12:47,504 --> 00:12:48,740
You wouldn't understand.
405
00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,770
- That's it.
I'm goin' to the woods.
406
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,979
- Okay, well,
I guess we're going.
407
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,814
- I'm not gonna miss this.
She's gonna go slap
408
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,682
a little girl in the woods.
409
00:12:57,782 --> 00:12:59,118
[laughter]
410
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:01,186
- Tatum, your dad in college
411
00:13:01,285 --> 00:13:03,555
was the king of pranks--
the king of pranks.
412
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:06,458
He used to do this thing where
he would put shaving cream
413
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,788
in our shoes.
- Yup, I called it creamy toes.
414
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:10,462
- Right!
[both laughing]
415
00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:13,098
You're literally the funniest
person I've ever met.
416
00:13:13,197 --> 00:13:15,367
I'm gonna order another drink.
- Mm.
417
00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,302
- 'Scuse me.
Hi, may I have another
418
00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:19,338
dirty martini, please?
But this one, I'd like to be
419
00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:20,539
extra dirty.
420
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,802
Like, filthy dirty.
421
00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,176
[laughs]
Like, I want this martini
422
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,045
to be ashamed of itself.
- [laughs]
423
00:13:26,143 --> 00:13:27,846
- He gets it.
- You haven't changed a bit,
424
00:13:27,946 --> 00:13:29,181
Murray.
- Oh, come on.
425
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,849
- Well,
this dinner has been great.
426
00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:33,318
Um, but what if we just go
ahead and, like, box this up,
427
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,520
and then I can go home and get
all my math homework done?
428
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,656
- Oh, honey.
- Damn, raised yourself
429
00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:40,159
a real nerd here.
[both laugh]
430
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,626
Uh-oh, nerd alert.
- Okay...
431
00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:43,862
- Tatum, you should find
a smart girl like her.
432
00:13:43,962 --> 00:13:45,730
- Well, I am trying.
- Yeah?
433
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:46,899
Well, what about that girl,
Lydia?
434
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,533
I miss her.
- Oh, God, no.
435
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,035
Do not miss Lydia.
436
00:13:50,134 --> 00:13:51,803
Her personality
was as ugly as her name.
437
00:13:51,903 --> 00:13:53,505
- Mean, but fair.
[laughs]
438
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:56,141
Okay, not a looker,
not a looker.
439
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,577
- Hey, I gotta say, guys,
I think this is so cool
440
00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,645
that you guys can just talk
about dating like this.
441
00:14:00,744 --> 00:14:03,348
Like, I ask Leighton anything
about her dating life,
442
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,050
and she just ices me out.
- Oh.
443
00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:06,818
- That's not true.
- [laughs] It is true.
444
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,189
I've asked you a million times.
You are a closed book.
445
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,891
- [scoffs] Okay, well,
that is because I c--
446
00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,129
[clears throat]
447
00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,999
- 'Cause what?
448
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,600
- I'm gay.
449
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:26,105
I'm gay, and, um, I've
actually been dating Tatum.
450
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:27,639
- What?
- It's true.
451
00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,174
- We've been going on dates.
We've been on, like,
452
00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:30,575
three dates--
like four, if you include
453
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,144
this insanely weird dinner
with our dads.
454
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,613
But yeah, I'm gay.
I'm gonna order a drink.
455
00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:37,016
- Okay, uh, cool.
456
00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:39,051
Yeah, cool.
457
00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:42,754
Will you excuse me
for just a second?
458
00:14:42,854 --> 00:14:44,056
- Are you--
459
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,596
[music playing distantly]
460
00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,732
- It's late to be playing music
out here.
461
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,068
I hope it's not disrupting
the nocturnal creatures
462
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,037
who call these woods home.
463
00:14:58,135 --> 00:15:00,239
- Oh, damn,
this party looks great--
464
00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:02,307
way better
than the one you threw, Bela.
465
00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:05,244
♪ ♪
466
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:08,147
- Priya, what the hell?
- What are you doing here?
467
00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:10,782
I love this fit.
- I have to talk to you.
468
00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,784
- Uh--what?
469
00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:14,954
- I can't believe
you ditched the very cool party
470
00:15:15,053 --> 00:15:17,122
I threw for you.
I invited, like, 200 people,
471
00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:18,890
and I only know,
like, 25 of them.
472
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,293
I even got you
George Clooney tequila.
473
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:23,795
- I didn't ask you to do that.
- Well, you've changed,
474
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,597
and it's not just 'cause
you're hotter with bigger tits
475
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,399
and perfect complexion
and lip fillers.
476
00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:30,135
- I didn't get lip fillers.
Those are just my lips.
477
00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,403
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
478
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,305
- That's amazing.
- Stunning.
479
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:35,274
- Thank you.
- I'd love some beauty tips.
480
00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:36,741
But later.
You two keep fighting.
481
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,879
- Bela, I'm sorry
for ditching you, but I just--
482
00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,481
I wanted to be around people
483
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,516
who didn't make me feel like
the loser I used to be.
484
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,518
The first thing you did
when I got here was
485
00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:48,949
tell your roommates a story
that made me sound like
486
00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,856
a giant nerd.
- Oh, I didn't realize...
487
00:15:51,956 --> 00:15:53,425
- I'm trying
to reinvent myself.
488
00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,694
I thought you of all people
would understand that.
489
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:59,798
I wanna feel good about myself
and, like, kiss a boy
490
00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,300
and post a cute picture of him
491
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:04,369
to make mean girls back home
jealous.
492
00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:06,906
- I get that.
I guess I was just worried
493
00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:08,840
that you're, like, so cool now
494
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:10,709
that you'd, like,
leave me behind.
495
00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:12,077
- Are you kidding?
496
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:15,447
Bela, I'm coming
to Essex for you, okay?
497
00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:18,583
I have always looked up to you.
498
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,653
- Fuck.
Come here.
499
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,523
- Okay.
[both laugh]
500
00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:26,691
I love you.
- I love you too.
501
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,527
Guess I'll just head back
to the party then.
502
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,662
- Okay.
I will be seeing you
503
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,097
back there though, okay?
504
00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:34,066
I'm just gonna make out
with Graham first.
505
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,734
- Yeah, you will.
- Yeah, girl!
506
00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:39,438
You go get that young tongue.
[flicking tongue]
507
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:41,907
- Come on,
let's give her some space.
508
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,208
- Do you guys think
we should make
509
00:16:43,307 --> 00:16:45,077
an anonymous call
to the fire marshal?
510
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,079
- Hell no.
- These open flames
511
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:49,548
are very dangerous.
512
00:16:57,388 --> 00:16:58,890
- Hey, Dad, you okay?
513
00:16:58,990 --> 00:16:59,959
- Yeah.
514
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:01,626
Yeah, of course, honey.
515
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,866
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to add
516
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,201
any more stress to your life.
517
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,236
I know that
there's a lot going on.
518
00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,938
- No, honey,
don't apologize, please.
519
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,839
That's not why I--
520
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:17,376
Leighton, I love you.
521
00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,378
My reaction was about me.
522
00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:21,246
I was just shocked, you know?
523
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,616
And the fact
that I didn't see this coming,
524
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,986
I don't know what that says
about me as a parent.
525
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:30,689
- It might mean that I'm just
really good at being closeted.
526
00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:32,824
[both chuckling]
527
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,527
- Yeah, I don't know.
Is that a good thing?
528
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,662
- Yeah, no, no, probably not.
529
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,164
- Are you happy?
530
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,267
- That is a big question.
531
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:47,706
[chuckles]
But in terms of who I am
532
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,976
and my sexuality,
533
00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:52,211
yes.
534
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,445
Yes, I am.
535
00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:55,347
- Well,
I'm so happy you told me,
536
00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,382
and I'm so proud of you.
537
00:17:57,481 --> 00:18:00,019
For what it's worth,
I really like Tatum for you.
538
00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,786
- Oh, you do not
have to say that.
539
00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:04,223
- No, I really do.
When you look at her, you smile
540
00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:06,525
with your teeth and everything.
541
00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:08,227
That's your tell, kiddo.
- Oh, my...
542
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:09,694
- You can't ignore that.
- Ha!
543
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,797
I will not be discussing
gay dating with my dad.
544
00:18:12,897 --> 00:18:14,066
- Oh, yes, you will.
545
00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:16,601
I'm gonna be calling you
every week.
546
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,237
- ♪ I like the way you're
moving to the rhythm ♪
547
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:20,372
♪ Like you go on up ♪
548
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,942
- Oh, wait, how did
ending things with Andrew go?
549
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,143
Was he upset?
550
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,477
- Not really--
551
00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:27,546
mostly because
I didn't end things,
552
00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:29,514
then we had sex in the library.
553
00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:30,849
[both scream]
- In the library?
554
00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:32,217
- Mm-hmm.
555
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,452
And then Canaan walked in.
[both gasp]
556
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,387
- Whoa.
- Holy shit.
557
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:37,822
- Hi.
- Hey!
558
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:39,291
- Well, I did it.
559
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,493
I finally came out to my dad.
[all cheer]
560
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,296
- Wait, how did it go?
- Good, and he definitely
561
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,298
likes Tatum,
maybe, like, a little too much.
562
00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:48,300
- He invited me golfing.
- He just assumed
563
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,035
she golfs because she's gay.
564
00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:52,104
- And he was right.
565
00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:54,373
- ♪ I'm having some trouble
believing you ♪
566
00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:56,175
♪ I'm hearing the drums
just follow you ♪
567
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,977
- Whitney.
568
00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:01,680
Nice to see you--
for the second time today, huh?
569
00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:03,615
- Mm-hmm, okay,
yeah, don't do that.
570
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,717
- You, uh,
get any good studying in?
571
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,652
Read some new books?
- Please do not make me
572
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,956
leave my own dorm party.
I have nowhere else to go.
573
00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:12,257
- So who's the guy?
574
00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:14,326
- He's just some guy
from class.
575
00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:15,928
It's casual.
576
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:17,062
- Kay.
577
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,330
Well, casual looks good on you.
578
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,331
- Thank you.
579
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:23,135
♪ ♪
580
00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:26,205
- ♪ I know they hatin',
I know they talkin' ♪
581
00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:30,642
♪ I call 'em tree bitches,
they steady barkin' ♪
582
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,412
- There she is!
Did you kiss that boy?
583
00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:35,347
- I did!
- [screams]
584
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:37,549
- He was really bad at it.
- Most are.
585
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:40,485
- His tongue, like, darted in,
and it just stayed there.
586
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,054
[both groan]
- Been there.
587
00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:43,688
Let's find you someone else.
- No, no, no, no, no.
588
00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:46,091
Not tonight.
I wanna hang with you.
589
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,928
- Aw, that is so sweet.
590
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:51,296
Well, if that's the case,
let's all work on finding
591
00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,193
someone for me.
I'm not picky as long as
592
00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:55,100
he is perfect looking.
593
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:59,138
♪ ♪
594
00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:00,539
- So I wanted to talk to you
595
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:03,042
about something.
- Okay, what's up?
596
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:07,207
- I'm starting to think that
we don't have a lot in common.
597
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,447
- Yeah.
598
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:09,915
You might be right, but...
599
00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:13,152
I think it's good
that we're different.
600
00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:14,419
You don't spend time worrying
601
00:20:14,518 --> 00:20:15,820
about how much you do and don't
602
00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:18,457
have in common
with your friends, do you?
603
00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:20,259
- No.
- So why would it be
604
00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:22,761
an issue for us?
I like learning new things
605
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,197
from you, like that podcast
you told me about.
606
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:27,466
- You listened
to the series on erosion?
607
00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,468
- Yeah.
It wasn't good to run to,
608
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,470
but it was eye-opening.
609
00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:33,772
I'm just sayin'
I don't wanna date someone
610
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,341
who's just like me.
- You said "date."
611
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,378
Are we dating?
- I think so.
612
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:42,447
Is that cool?
- Yeah.
613
00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:44,016
But I don't wanna watch
wrestling with you.
614
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:46,952
The stories are so lazy.
- Oh, those aren't stories.
615
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,620
Those are real.
616
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,489
- Oh...
- [chuckles] I'm kidding.
617
00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:52,024
I'm not an idiot.
[both laugh]
618
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:55,227
["Are You All Alone?"
by Lyrah]
619
00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:56,495
- [giggles]
620
00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:59,131
- ♪ I'm caught up in a loop ♪
621
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,799
♪ That I can't break ♪
622
00:21:00,897 --> 00:21:05,504
♪ But I don't mind you
on my mind ♪
623
00:21:05,602 --> 00:21:11,143
♪ I-I-I-I can't slow ♪
624
00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,877
[phone chimes]
625
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:17,249
♪ Watch you,
watch me come undone ♪
626
00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:20,219
♪ Hold on, you've got me ♪
627
00:21:20,318 --> 00:21:23,555
♪ Throwing myself around ♪
628
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,491
♪ You know you've got me won ♪
629
00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:32,731
♪ ♪
630
00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:35,968
♪ You know you've got me won ♪
631
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:41,840
♪ ♪
632
00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:45,344
♪ You know you've got me won ♪
633
00:21:45,443 --> 00:21:52,651
♪ ♪
634
00:21:57,354 --> 00:22:02,027
♪ I'm thinking about
thinking about you ♪
635
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:06,765
♪ I'm thinking about
thinking about you ♪
636
00:22:06,863 --> 00:22:09,401
♪ I'm thinking about
thinking about you ♪
637
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:12,471
♪ I-I-I-I ♪
638
00:22:12,569 --> 00:22:16,808
♪ Can't slow
how I'm falling ♪
639
00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:21,646
♪ Watch you
watch me come undone ♪
640
00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:27,719
♪ Hold on, you've got me
throwing myself around ♪
641
00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:30,322
♪ You know you've got me won ♪
642
00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:36,328
♪ Oh, oh, you've got me
throwing myself around ♪
643
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:37,629
- Go to bed.
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