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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ My imagination... ♪
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- [moaning]
Oh, yeah, don't stop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- No, no, no.
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- Yes, yes, yes!
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- Tell me how much you like it.
- I like it so much.
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Oh!
I'm so close!
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- Are you hearing this too?
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- I just scheduled an emergency
Zoom with my therapist.
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- Oh, my God, Jackson,
that feels so good.
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Keep going!
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- What are we gonna do?
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- Should we pull
the fire alarm?
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- No, haven't you
ever watched a rom-com?
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Being rained on
only makes people hornier.
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- Wowie-zowie!
- I'm gonna cut my ears off.
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- Yeah, let's get out of here
because if I hear
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how this ends,
I'll never recover.
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- Keep thrusting your penis.
It's happening!
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- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Go, go, go!
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- ♪ Impossibility make you
lay down for stability ♪
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♪ I birthed the game,
my fertility ♪
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♪ Is up there,
match my agility ♪
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♪ No weed, call me nobility ♪
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- Hey, Canaan.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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I hit traffic on the way.
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Twice.
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- I refuse to interpret
that as a sex thing.
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Sorry you hit traffic.
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- Twice.
- Mm.
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- Where's Lila?
- She's not here.
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She's at some coffee bean
vendor in Brattleboro.
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- I'm really impressed
with how well she's adapted
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to this whole manager thing.
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- Oh, yeah, so is she.
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In fact, she actually made
herself employee of the month.
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- Whoo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, can I talk
to you two for a minute?
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I'm Jodi, your union rep.
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- Oh, my God, hi.
- We're in a union?
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- Yeah, the Essex
Food Service Workers.
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Did you not send away
for your union card?
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- It's one
of my prized possessions,
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even though they spelled
my name Krimberly.
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- Well, we're going on strike.
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- Amazing.
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I'm a union gal,
and I stand with you,
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no questions asked.
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I do have questions though.
What's the strike about?
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Essex hasn't given us
a raise since 1988.
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We're drastically underpaid
compared to other schools.
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- Oh, this is
about getting more money.
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I'm in.
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I would love to be able
to take a girl
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anywhere other
than this coffee shop.
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- Perfect.
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The dining hall workers
are walking out at noon today.
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Just so you know,
the administration
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isn't going
to be happy with us.
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- Well, Jodi,
they fricking started it.
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- So can we start a strike now?
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Because I would love not
to have to do inventory.
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[upbeat music]
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- And while the strike
is going on,
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none of us go to Sips,
the dining hall,
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or any other
campus eatery.
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- Sorry, but did we agree
to do this with you?
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I'm not trying to be a bitch.
I'm just genuinely confused.
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- OK, I'll be the bitch.
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What are we supposed to eat?
- Eggs.
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I have six soft boiling
in the egg cooker right now.
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- That's what that smell is.
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- Guys, can we pause
this egg talk for a minute?
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I have something to tell you.
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- Are you good?
What's going on?
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- I don't know.
I think I might have fucked up.
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I cheated on Eric.
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With that stand-up,
Dan O'Connell.
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- You hooked up
with Dan O'Connell?
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- Was he drunk?
- Dude.
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- Well, he's famous.
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I'm just trying
to understand all this.
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- Are you gonna tell Eric?
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- I don't think so.
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He's gonna be so upset.
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- Well, I still think
you should tell him.
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Honesty is the best policy,
even if it's hard.
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- I don't think so.
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I think I'm gonna take
this one to the grave.
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Or my one-woman show,
which ever one comes first.
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[bell dings]
- Oh, yummy.
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The eggs are ready.
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Does anyone want
nature's protein bar?
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Ah, hot, hot, hot!
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I think we should wait.
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- ♪ Try not to,
but I feel alone ♪
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- So what is the
least amount of time
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I can spend
at Kimberly's protest
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without seeming
like a bad friend?
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- Hopefully zero
because I can't go at all.
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I have a hot date
with the second floor
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of the Goldenberg
Science Building.
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- I say this
with love and respect,
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but you've become a dork,
and I'm struggling
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to be seen with you in public.
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- Okay, I'm not gonna apologize
for loving science.
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It's the final lab
of the trimester,
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and I need to kill it.
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- Oh, shit, Leighton.
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Here comes your doppel-banger.
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- Leighton, hey.
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- Hey, Tatum.
Where are you coming from?
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- Oh, I just finished
the most amazing Pilates class.
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You would have loved it.
- Mm, reformer or mat?
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- Both, babe.
- Hm.
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- Hey, do you want
to get dinner tonight?
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Like, a restaurant--
just to be clear,
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I'm not a dining hall person.
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- I can't.
I have plans with Whitney.
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But I can maybe meet up
for coffee between classes?
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- OK.
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Bye.
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- Hey, what was that?
We don't have plans.
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- I know.
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I lied.
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This might be hard to believe,
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but I think
Tatum might be cooler than me.
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- She is.
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She also has
a better energy than you.
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- Hm, and I've never
dated up before,
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so I am trying to find ways
to maintain my high status.
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- Like walking away
mid-conversation?
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- Yes, and also not responding
to her Instagram stories,
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making my schedule
seem crazy busy,
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and taking at least four hours
to respond to a text,
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24 hours if the text
is a question.
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- And you're not worried
all of that will push her away?
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- Well, I would be,
except she just texted,
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"Nice bumping into you."
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- Oh.
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- That's a slay.
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- She's right.
That was a slay.
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♪ ♪
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- What do we want?
all: Fair wages!
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- When do we want it?
all: Now!
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- I led the cheer.
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Isn't this electrifying,
bringing about change?
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- Are we though?
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Because people are walking
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into the dining hall
right in front of us.
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- Why aren't people
listening to us?
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History is watching!
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- I think
it's that rich students
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don't care about poor people.
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Also it's cheesesteak day.
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And Essex cheesesteaks slap.
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- They are really good.
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- Well, I'm not hungry.
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I brought eggs.
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- You just pull that
out your pocket?
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- I came to play.
Do you want one?
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- I really don't.
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- I'll take one
to stop this conversation.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's going on?
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- The food workers
are on strike,
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demanding better wages.
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- Whoa, that's badass.
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- Yeah, I wish
everyone felt that way.
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We're trying
to get the students
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to boycott the dining hall.
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But it's really hard
getting people to care.
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- That sucks.
Well, I really got to go.
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But I hope
it gets better for you.
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- Oh.
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Thanks.
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Did he just--
- Pick a cheesesteak over you?
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He did.
You saw that, right?
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- Yeah, I saw it.
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- ♪ Oh, we're
in the thick of it ♪
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- I can't believe how many
good ideas I came up with.
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40 pitches.
What am I, a comedy genius?
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- Can you pick
your favorite two?
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- No.
- Bela.
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- Cover the board.
He's gonna steal our ideas.
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- I'm not here
for your tampon jokes.
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I'm just here to talk to Bela.
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- We're in the middle
of a pitch meeting.
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- Well, it's not
gonna take long.
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I just have one question.
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Did you have sex
with Dan O'Connell?
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- No.
- Don't lie to me.
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My friend Matt works
on his show,
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and he said Dan told
his entire staff
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that he had sex
with a girl at Essex.
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- And you're just
assuming it's me?
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That could be any girl.
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- Yeah.
- Exactly.
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- He described her
as an insatiable Indian chick
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who wouldn't stop quoting
"30 Rock."
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- All right,
that does sound like Bela.
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- Eric, I'm so sorry.
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- I can't fucking believe you.
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- Okay, that's enough.
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Bela's allowed to hook up
with whoever she wants.
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It's not like
you were exclusive.
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- Actually, we were.
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- OK, well,
maybe she didn't want to be.
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- She asked me.
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- Oh, boy.
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- OK, I know I messed up,
but I can explain.
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- I don't want to hear it.
We're done.
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- What a jerk, right?
Yelling at a woman like that?
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Pfft.
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♪ ♪
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- All right, I'm about
to call Senator Chase,
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one of the most influential
women of our time,
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and ask her for help.
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- Just remember,
she's a senator,
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but she's also a person.
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So just try and keep it casual.
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- Casual, got it.
- Yeah.
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[video call beeping]
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- Kimberly.
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- Senator Chase,
to say it is a pleasure
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is clearly an understatement.
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- That is casual to you?
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- Honey, take it down a notch.
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When you shout,
my security gets nervous.
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It's OK, Derek.
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It's just my daughter's
shrill roommate.
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Now, why are you
calling me, Kimberly?
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- I wanted to talk to you
about the importance of unions.
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In the fall of 1794,
William G. Tenner
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and the Countryman
Cordwainers of Philadelphia
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went on strike.
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- I'm going to pass this
call on to my assistant.
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But she will take
thorough notes.
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- Senator Chase, wait.
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The food service workers
at Essex are on strike
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because we're getting paid less
than the other schools.
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And we'd really appreciate
your help.
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- Sorry, have we met?
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- Yes, I'm Canaan.
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I dated your daughter.
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- Didn't you dump her?
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- Yes.
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- Pass me back to Kimberly.
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- OK.
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- Senator Chase,
we really need you
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to come speak at our rally.
253
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It would change everything.
254
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- Sweetie--
255
00:08:07,158 --> 00:08:08,760
- You're such a hero
to the working class.
256
00:08:08,859 --> 00:08:11,463
There are real people here
who need your help,
257
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people who deserve
258
00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:14,733
so much better
than what they're getting,
259
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but who aren't strong enough
to fight for themselves.
260
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They need someone like you,
specifically you
261
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because we don't know
any other powerful people.
262
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- Kimberly, I'm in.
263
00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:28,113
- It worked?
My speech moved you?
264
00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:29,481
- It did.
265
00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,715
But I also owe
Whitney a visit,
266
00:08:30,815 --> 00:08:32,084
so your timing is good.
267
00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:33,785
- I'll take it.
A win's a win.
268
00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:35,955
[video call beeps]
Hello?
269
00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:37,422
She hung up.
- Yeah.
270
00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:41,927
♪ ♪
271
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- Hi.
- Hey, you look cute.
272
00:08:45,262 --> 00:08:46,598
- Thanks, so do you.
273
00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,467
- Surprised you made it.
You seemed so busy today.
274
00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,902
- Ugh, I still am.
275
00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:52,504
My phone is blowing up.
276
00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:54,373
53 notifications.
277
00:08:54,472 --> 00:08:56,641
It's like Kappa, chill.
278
00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:59,744
I just got into Kappa.
279
00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:02,081
- Yikes, I'm sorry.
280
00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,182
- Why?
281
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,084
- Oh, Kappa tried
to tap me last year,
282
00:09:05,183 --> 00:09:07,419
and the Greek scene
just isn't my thing.
283
00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,621
It all feels
a little basic and fake,
284
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,356
at least to me.
285
00:09:11,456 --> 00:09:12,857
- Yeah, well--
286
00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:14,659
well, Kappa's, like,
not my entire social life.
287
00:09:14,758 --> 00:09:16,028
I actually have
a few friend groups
288
00:09:16,127 --> 00:09:18,097
that I am bouncing
around between.
289
00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:20,933
Like tomorrow,
I am going out partying
290
00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:22,534
with my crazy party friends.
291
00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,769
And they are crazy.
292
00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:26,471
- Well, I'm free tomorrow.
293
00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:28,340
Is it cool if I join?
294
00:09:28,439 --> 00:09:29,474
- Oh, like, come to the party?
295
00:09:29,574 --> 00:09:31,510
- Yeah.
296
00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,278
- I would literally love that.
297
00:09:33,378 --> 00:09:34,613
- Amazing.
298
00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,148
- ♪ I think I might hit all ♪
299
00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:37,882
♪ Can't lift my feet
off the floor ♪
300
00:09:37,982 --> 00:09:39,884
- Hey.
- I'm screwed.
301
00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:42,955
- You got chlamydia again?
- No, no.
302
00:09:43,054 --> 00:09:45,324
- I lied to impress Tatum,
and now I have
303
00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:47,726
to take her to a cool party
that doesn't exist.
304
00:09:47,824 --> 00:09:49,962
- I know something that exists,
my rally.
305
00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:51,896
- No, I'm not bringing her
to that.
306
00:09:51,996 --> 00:09:53,732
- But it's gonna be epic.
307
00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:56,035
I've arranged for five pallets
of Kirkland water,
308
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,770
a whole lot of solidarity,
and a very special guest.
309
00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:00,539
- Oh, she convinced
my mom to come.
310
00:10:00,638 --> 00:10:01,873
None of us are happy about it.
311
00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:03,575
- This is gonna
be the biggest news
312
00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:06,478
on campus since
the Divinity School orgy.
313
00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:09,381
- Hey, mama, could I yell
at you out here real quick?
314
00:10:09,479 --> 00:10:12,051
Come out, string bean.
I don't have all day.
315
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,285
What the hell?
316
00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:15,054
I leave for one day,
and you go on strike?
317
00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:17,990
- Look, I know you're upset.
- Of course I'm upset.
318
00:10:18,088 --> 00:10:20,025
I'm management.
I can't go on strike.
319
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,093
- Sure, you can.
320
00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:22,928
If we win,
we all get paid more.
321
00:10:23,027 --> 00:10:24,163
Don't you want
to make more money?
322
00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:25,864
- Of course I do.
I love money.
323
00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:27,466
I'm saving up for a tattoo
that says just that.
324
00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:28,968
- Then stand with us.
325
00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,669
Frankly, we could use
someone of your height.
326
00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:33,772
- I can't join you.
I could get fired.
327
00:10:33,871 --> 00:10:35,240
- So what are you gonna do?
328
00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:36,708
You're gonna
cross the picket line
329
00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,377
and run Sips all by yourself?
330
00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,545
- Maybe, I don't know.
331
00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:41,947
You're putting me
in a bad spot.
332
00:10:42,046 --> 00:10:43,315
- We're all in a bad spot.
333
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,050
I'm just trying
to do something about it.
334
00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:47,419
Like, Jocelyn knows
what I'm talking about.
335
00:10:47,518 --> 00:10:49,588
- Don't drag me
into your public fight.
336
00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:52,191
I fight in private like a lady.
337
00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,458
♪ ♪
338
00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:56,128
- I'm leaving before I
slap you in the titties.
339
00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,530
- ♪ Baby,
let me be your waitress ♪
340
00:10:58,628 --> 00:11:00,365
♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪
- ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪
341
00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:03,168
- ♪ Baby handing me
the blank checks ♪
342
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:06,238
- You are the loudest typer
I've ever heard in my life.
343
00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,706
I can't focus.
344
00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,942
- You're not even working.
You're playing on your phone.
345
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,671
- I'm not playing on my phone.
346
00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:13,946
I'm online shopping
for swim shoes.
347
00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,981
I have very sensitive toes.
348
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,182
- Mm.
349
00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,985
- There she is,
my favorite daughter.
350
00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,586
- Never not funny, Mom.
351
00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:23,422
- [laughs]
352
00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:27,259
- So this is the place you've
been spending all your time.
353
00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:28,893
I like it.
354
00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:31,763
I love this cup.
- It's a beaker.
355
00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:34,233
- Senator Chase,
it's an honor to meet you.
356
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,068
On behalf
of my entire generation,
357
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,370
thank you for believing
in climate change.
358
00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:39,604
- Well, aren't you nice?
359
00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,773
And on behalf of my generation,
360
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,775
I'm sorry we caused it.
361
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,510
That's not
my official position.
362
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:47,246
- Mm-hmm.
- This is Andrew.
363
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,748
And he's clearly
kissing up to you.
364
00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:51,383
Do you want
to see my lab bench?
365
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:55,554
- Honey, I am so proud of you
for sticking with this.
366
00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,822
In fact,
I have a surprise for you.
367
00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:01,260
I called in a favor
and lined up an internship
368
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,494
for you this summer
369
00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:06,231
at the National Institute
of Health, the NIH.
370
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,267
- Wow, thank you.
371
00:12:08,365 --> 00:12:10,402
That's so nice.
372
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,871
- Are you not excited?
- No, no, I am.
373
00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:15,507
It's just, I was sort of
looking at some internships
374
00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:18,543
and kind of wanted
to get one on my own.
375
00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:20,679
- So you don't want my help?
376
00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:22,147
- I appreciate it.
377
00:12:22,246 --> 00:12:24,083
But when you get involved,
378
00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:26,385
it changes the way
people see me.
379
00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,588
- Well, I guess I will tell
them you're not interested.
380
00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,056
- Yeah.
381
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:32,925
- All right, I'm off
to see President Lacey.
382
00:12:33,022 --> 00:12:35,294
- Senator, before you go,
can I get a pic with you?
383
00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:37,062
It's for my mom.
- Absolutely.
384
00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:38,497
- Thank you.
Whitney, here, you take it.
385
00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,132
- Yeah.
386
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,466
- Great.
Should we do like a funny one?
387
00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:42,834
- I don't do funny ones.
388
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,070
- Understood, OK.
Have a good day, ma'am.
389
00:12:45,168 --> 00:12:47,606
- Here.
- Oh, thanks, Whit.
390
00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:50,275
- ♪ I'm in the sky ♪
391
00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,944
♪ Never thought
that I would get this high ♪
392
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,046
- Senator Chase, despite
what you may have heard
393
00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:57,049
from picketing workers,
the administration cares deeply
394
00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:58,717
about the entire
Essex community,
395
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,754
which is why I wanted
to show you this.
396
00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:04,389
- What am I looking at?
397
00:13:04,488 --> 00:13:07,192
- This is our new
mental health bubble.
398
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,527
- I'm sorry.
399
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,663
What in the white nonsense
are you talking about?
400
00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:14,699
- With mental health being
so important these days,
401
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,969
we wanted
to create a comfy place
402
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,604
where sad students could sit
on a West Elm chair
403
00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:22,741
and reflect on their issues
until they're happy again.
404
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,309
- This mid-century biodome
405
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,878
isn't a fix
for the mental health crisis.
406
00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:30,916
This is even more proof of how
out of touch this college is.
407
00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:32,351
- Yes, exactly.
408
00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:33,813
I'm so in agreement
with you that it's eerie.
409
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,154
- It's just, with the money
410
00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:36,816
the administration
blew on this,
411
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,358
you'd think you could afford
to pay student workers more.
412
00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,526
- First off,
this wasn't that expensive.
413
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,861
The fuzzy chairs were donated.
414
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,629
And when it comes
to the union protest,
415
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,065
the board won't budge,
416
00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:47,933
not matter
who's applying the pressure.
417
00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:49,501
♪ ♪
418
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,436
- Well, President Lacey,
it seems we're at an impasse.
419
00:13:51,535 --> 00:13:53,438
So the Senator
and I should get back
420
00:13:53,537 --> 00:13:57,542
to prepping our rally,
which will continue as planned.
421
00:13:57,642 --> 00:13:58,911
- It's gonna be fun.
422
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,840
I hope you can make it.
423
00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,915
The key is to not
look back at him,
424
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:04,749
no matter how badly
you want to.
425
00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,419
- Oh, my God, yes.
I love this.
426
00:14:07,518 --> 00:14:09,354
- Damn, you OK?
427
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:11,023
- Don't worry.
I didn't look back.
428
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:14,693
- ♪ Catch me if you can ♪
429
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,595
♪ Catch me if you can ♪
430
00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:19,431
- Hey, Jocelyn, can I
pick your brain for a sec?
431
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,133
- Fine,
but let's keep it quick.
432
00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:22,734
I'm trying to learn Portuguese
before my date
433
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,236
with an exchange student.
434
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,866
- Right, well, do you know
of any cool parties
435
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,240
on campus tonight,
436
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,976
maybe something
underground and elite?
437
00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:32,744
- Why are you asking
like you're a cop?
438
00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:35,080
Hold up--are you trying to get
me busted for selling Adderall?
439
00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:36,615
- No, that's not it.
440
00:14:36,714 --> 00:14:39,851
Look, I really need
to impress someone,
441
00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:42,587
and I don't know
who else to ask.
442
00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,157
- Okay, so I really shouldn't
be telling anyone,
443
00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:47,692
but I know an intern
at the Essex Art Gallery,
444
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,995
and apparently,
they're sneaking some people in
445
00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:51,796
for a secret party
there tonight.
446
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,698
- Inside the gallery?
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,534
Oh, my God, that's perfect.
448
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,969
OK, can you get me in?
449
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,104
- Well,
aren't we thirsty today?
450
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,901
I'll see what I can do.
451
00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:02,975
♪ ♪
452
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,009
[knocking at door]
- Eric?
453
00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:05,377
I know you're in there.
454
00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,312
Obviously, you're upset,
and you should be,
455
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:10,149
but I'm not leaving
until you talk to me.
456
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,484
Eric's dads?
457
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,853
- You must be Bela.
What do you want?
458
00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:17,556
- First, I know we haven't met,
but I just want to say
459
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,324
that you've raised
a tremendous son, and he--
460
00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,226
- Flattery is not going
to work on us, young lady.
461
00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,923
- You broke our boy's heart.
462
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:25,164
He's eaten three whole Sbarro
sized slices of pizza today.
463
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,565
And you know
that's a lot for him.
464
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,233
- Please just let me explain.
- Save it.
465
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:29,668
If you really cared about Eric,
466
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,170
you never would
have put him through this.
467
00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:32,404
- It was just
one stupid mistake.
468
00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:33,973
- Babe, I can't.
You deal with her.
469
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,374
- You toyed with his heart
for months.
470
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,476
He's better off without you.
Leave him alone.
471
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,044
- Could I just talk to him,
just for a second?
472
00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:40,579
- Eric's busy.
473
00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:41,880
- And he wants his copy
474
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,548
of Steve Martin's
autobiography back.
475
00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:45,084
♪ ♪
476
00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:49,388
- ♪ Love me or hate me ♪
477
00:15:49,486 --> 00:15:51,623
- Posting this is gonna get
so many more students
478
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:52,757
to come support us.
479
00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:53,758
And when President Lacey
sees it,
480
00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,094
he is gonna flip.
481
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:56,595
- Good, because
he's a little shit.
482
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,397
Wait, you're not
recording, are you?
483
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,365
I did not say that.
- She didn't say that.
484
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:02,134
- Oh, I'm not recording yet.
485
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,236
But I took the liberty
of writing a little script.
486
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,966
It's eight pages single spaced.
487
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:08,240
But if you read fast, I think
we can get it under a minute.
488
00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:10,109
- Yeah, I'm not saying this.
- Oh.
489
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,711
- Is this a poem at the end?
- It's a song.
490
00:16:12,809 --> 00:16:16,415
- No.
Although, I do like this quote.
491
00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:20,485
"Humankind's greatest strength
lies in its labor."
492
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,487
- That's from one
of Essex's founders.
493
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,689
It's actually inscribed on
the plaque right next to you.
494
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,358
- Smart.
495
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:29,461
You know, you remind me
of myself when I was your age.
496
00:16:29,561 --> 00:16:30,862
- Really?
497
00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:32,531
Senator,
that means so much to me.
498
00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:34,333
Would you write that
on my LinkedIn?
499
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,635
- Sure, Chelsea, can you do
that off your account?
500
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:37,736
- Oh.
501
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:38,938
- Kimberly.
502
00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:40,439
- Jackson, hey.
503
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:43,742
This is my friend,
Senator Evette Chase.
504
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:45,244
- Hi, nice to meet you.
505
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,611
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
506
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,313
We're working
on getting the word out
507
00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,082
about my big rally.
508
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,217
Wait, is that
from the dining hall?
509
00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:53,919
- Yeah, I needed
some study fuel.
510
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,955
You will not believe how many
shrimp I fit in this puppy.
511
00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:57,422
- Seriously?
512
00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,158
You know we're protesting
the dining hall
513
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,326
and not eating there
to make a point, right?
514
00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:02,861
- Yeah, I knew you were.
515
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,097
I didn't realize you
expected me to do the same.
516
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,599
- Well, it would be nice
if you supported me.
517
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,902
- All right.
I'll throw this away.
518
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,937
- Thank you.
519
00:17:12,036 --> 00:17:14,573
- Damn, that's
a wide young man.
520
00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,141
Mm.
521
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,509
♪ ♪
522
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:19,478
- ♪ Better wash away ♪
523
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,879
♪ ♪
524
00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:23,015
- Oh, this is chic.
525
00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:24,516
I didn't know
they had parties in here.
526
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,718
- Yeah, not a lot of people do.
527
00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,487
- How did you find out
about this?
528
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,455
- Just like knowing
the right people.
529
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:34,093
My friend is an intern here,
and they do this sometimes.
530
00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,760
- Wow.
531
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,229
Well, I am impressed.
532
00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:39,899
- Get used to it.
- Tatum?
533
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:41,033
- Laird.
534
00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:42,434
- What are you doing here?
535
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,836
- This is my party.
Isn't she cute?
536
00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:46,705
- Wait, you're Leighton's
friend who planned this?
537
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,140
- Who?
538
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:49,674
- Didn't you say
your friend planned this?
539
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:53,445
- Yeah, yeah, but not Laird.
I don't know Laird.
540
00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:55,075
I was actually talking
about someone else.
541
00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:56,648
- Wait, I'm sorry.
542
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,150
Is someone else trying
to take credit for my party?
543
00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,452
Who said they planned this?
544
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,886
- Um, Jen.
545
00:18:01,986 --> 00:18:03,388
- Jen who?
546
00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:06,458
- You know, I can't recall
her last name right now,
547
00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:08,293
but I will go find her.
548
00:18:08,392 --> 00:18:13,865
♪ ♪
549
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,234
- Excuse me.
550
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:16,768
Kimberly, look at this turnout.
551
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:17,802
This is amazing.
- I know.
552
00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:19,204
Your mom's the best.
553
00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:20,372
Working with her today
was incredible.
554
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,942
- Good.
- Hey, Whit.
555
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,309
- Hi.
556
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,511
It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
557
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,149
- I'm gonna go pass out water.
558
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,951
- OK.
- Sure.
559
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,685
- You been good?
- Yes.
560
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,786
- You?
- Yeah.
561
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,188
Do you want--
562
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,690
- Sure, I'll take a sign.
- You want a sign?
563
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,225
- Hey.
564
00:18:40,324 --> 00:18:41,593
- Lila, you came!
565
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,895
Oh, no, are you here
to counterprotest?
566
00:18:43,995 --> 00:18:45,597
- No, I overreacted yesterday.
567
00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,732
You were right.
I don't want to be the man.
568
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,201
I hate the man.
569
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,504
Unless the man is 6'8"
with a British accent.
570
00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,739
- Well, I know it took
a lot for you to be here,
571
00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:57,242
and I really appreciate
you coming.
572
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,778
- Girl, I stand with you.
573
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,142
I don't care
if I get in trouble.
574
00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:03,648
- Did you just
put on a disguise?
575
00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:06,651
- No, no, no, no.
This is just my new style.
576
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,088
But if anyone asks,
my name is not Lila.
577
00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:11,023
It's Charmaine Raphael.
578
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:13,692
Are these free?
- Yeah.
579
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,027
Oh, uh--
580
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,996
- Thank you.
Out of my way.
581
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:19,999
♪ ♪
582
00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:21,533
- Students of Essex!
583
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:24,970
Thank you so much for coming
out to show your support
584
00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,139
for Essex food workers!
585
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:30,242
[cheers and applause]
586
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:34,914
It is my honor to introduce
everybody's favorite girl boss,
587
00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:37,983
Senator Evette Chase.
588
00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:41,686
- I thought we agreed not
to use the term girl boss.
589
00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:43,788
- But you are a girl boss.
You have to own it.
590
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:45,324
- Ma'am, wait.
591
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,226
There's an issue
with the video you tweeted out.
592
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,261
- Oh, no,
did the sound not sync?
593
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,930
I shot it on my iPhone 6.
594
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:52,697
- No, it's something else.
595
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,196
Apparently, that Essex founder
you spoke about owned slaves.
596
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,636
People are coming
at you pretty hard,
597
00:19:57,736 --> 00:19:59,238
saying you're glorifying him.
598
00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:00,772
- [gasps]
599
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,841
- To quote the illustrious
Winston Moore,
600
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,678
"Humankind's greatest strength
lies in its labor."
601
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,013
He got it right.
602
00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,481
Kimberly, what the hell?
603
00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:11,450
You had me quoting
a slave owner?
604
00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:13,085
- Maybe no one will notice.
605
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:14,954
- They already did.
606
00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:20,592
- ♪ If you ever feel like
you're going to drown ♪
607
00:20:20,691 --> 00:20:22,394
[door clicks]
- Eric?
608
00:20:22,494 --> 00:20:24,829
Hey, wait, stop.
609
00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:26,365
OK, that's fair.
You don't need to stop.
610
00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,333
Just listen.
- What do you want?
611
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,469
- Look, I'm sorry I fucked up.
612
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,232
But I just--
I need you to forgive me
613
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:34,139
because I feel
really shitty right now.
614
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,507
- You need me to forgive you?
615
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,342
- I really do.
I feel terrible.
616
00:20:37,441 --> 00:20:38,743
- Well, you should.
617
00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,379
And it shouldn't be
about what you need.
618
00:20:40,477 --> 00:20:41,880
It's about what I need.
So leave me alone.
619
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,048
- Eric, please.
620
00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:44,649
I wish I could take it back.
621
00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,618
You mean a lot to me.
- Do I?
622
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,248
Because it seems like
you spend all your time
623
00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:49,721
trying to get people
to like you,
624
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:51,323
but then when someone
like me actually does,
625
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:52,925
I'm not enough.
626
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:56,028
You immediately focus
on winning over someone else.
627
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,562
- Wow, I didn't--
- You know what?
628
00:20:57,661 --> 00:21:00,132
I'm gonna delete your number
from my phone right now.
629
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:02,167
You want to watch?
630
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,369
There we go.
Goodbye, Bela.
631
00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:07,372
[soft music]
632
00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:12,544
♪ ♪
633
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:13,845
- Let's get you out of here
634
00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:15,314
before you have
to make a comment.
635
00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:17,082
- Wait, don't go.
We still need you.
636
00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:18,350
- Senator, the car's waiting.
637
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:19,684
- But isn't it better
638
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:21,453
to address this
right away, head on?
639
00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:23,722
- I will issue
a statement tomorrow.
640
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,624
- But rather than let
the news cycle take hold
641
00:21:25,722 --> 00:21:27,287
and spin this
into something bigger,
642
00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:28,727
what if you got ahead of it
643
00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:30,729
and took charge
of the narrative yourself?
644
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,898
♪ ♪
645
00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:37,636
- Yes, I accidentally quoted
a problematic individual.
646
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,439
Let's be real.
He owned slaves.
647
00:21:40,537 --> 00:21:41,873
I should have Googled him.
648
00:21:41,973 --> 00:21:45,877
But do not let
my mistake distract
649
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,646
from why I'm really here,
650
00:21:47,744 --> 00:21:52,417
to support the hardworking
employees of Essex College,
651
00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:55,020
who deserve better treatment,
652
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,122
who deserve a living wage.
653
00:21:57,221 --> 00:22:00,425
And rest assured,
we are gonna get that for them.
654
00:22:00,524 --> 00:22:01,961
And once that's done,
655
00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:04,563
I'm gonna get that slave
owner's plaque removed too.
656
00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:06,631
[cheers and applause]
657
00:22:06,731 --> 00:22:09,234
Yes!
We will do this!
658
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,602
- You're beautiful!
659
00:22:10,702 --> 00:22:13,138
- I am here to tell you!
660
00:22:13,237 --> 00:22:15,307
We will do this!
661
00:22:15,406 --> 00:22:21,341
♪ ♪
662
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,917
- Hey.
663
00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:28,348
This is awkward,
but did you lie
664
00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:30,822
about knowing
who planned this party?
665
00:22:30,922 --> 00:22:32,352
- Uh, yeah.
666
00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,693
Yeah, I did,
lied right to your face.
667
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:36,495
I have never met anyone here,
668
00:22:36,594 --> 00:22:39,398
and I barely knew
this museum existed.
669
00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:41,100
- Why would you do that?
670
00:22:41,198 --> 00:22:47,072
- Because I think
you maybe are cooler than me.
671
00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:49,408
- Oh, I am.
672
00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:53,678
Leighton, I'm not secretly
calculating how cool you are
673
00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:55,414
and deciding
if you're worth my time.
674
00:22:55,512 --> 00:22:56,748
I asked you
to hang out tonight
675
00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:58,283
because I wanted
to spend time with you
676
00:22:58,382 --> 00:23:01,120
because I already like you.
677
00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:04,423
- Wait, so you still
like me after this?
678
00:23:04,522 --> 00:23:06,058
That speaks
really poorly of you.
679
00:23:06,156 --> 00:23:08,527
- What can I say?
I'm into damaged women.
680
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,162
- Ah.
- I'm kidding.
681
00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:11,931
I like you because you're hot.
682
00:23:12,029 --> 00:23:13,999
- Oh, really?
683
00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:16,868
- ♪ Wake up in the middle
of the room ♪
684
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,603
♪ And you don't know why ♪
685
00:23:18,703 --> 00:23:21,506
♪ ♪
686
00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,542
- Senator,
always a pleasure to see you.
687
00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:26,445
- Always a pleasure.
688
00:23:26,544 --> 00:23:27,679
- How was that?
689
00:23:27,778 --> 00:23:29,214
- Oh, he's terrified.
690
00:23:29,313 --> 00:23:32,251
They are going to agree
to the union's demands.
691
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:33,852
- That's so great!
692
00:23:33,952 --> 00:23:37,356
Mom, I want
to apologize for earlier.
693
00:23:37,454 --> 00:23:38,690
I don't want
to seem ungrateful.
694
00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:40,325
- Oh, honey, I get it.
695
00:23:40,424 --> 00:23:43,328
It's just that I've worked
so hard to achieve my goals.
696
00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:45,197
I just wanted to help.
697
00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:48,333
But I respect you wanting
to do it on your own.
698
00:23:48,432 --> 00:23:50,369
- Thank you.
- Well, make no mistake.
699
00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:51,937
It feels dumb.
700
00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:54,306
I set up your idiot cousin,
Adam, with a hedge fund.
701
00:23:54,404 --> 00:23:56,541
And he now owns a yacht.
- Mm-hmm.
702
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,011
- But you are so much
smarter than him.
703
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,440
So I know you can do it.
704
00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,014
- I really think I can.
705
00:24:02,113 --> 00:24:04,183
I mean,
it's only been one class,
706
00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:06,051
but kind of clicks for me.
707
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,687
- Well, remember,
if it stops clicking,
708
00:24:08,786 --> 00:24:10,722
I can text Meghan Markle
and get you a job
709
00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:12,491
as her assistant like that.
710
00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:15,060
- OK.
[both laugh]
711
00:24:15,159 --> 00:24:17,862
- ♪ I heard
of all the shit before ♪
712
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:22,034
♪ Stories that were written
to ignore, like a... ♪
713
00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:25,905
- Not bad for a girl
from Gilbert.
714
00:24:26,003 --> 00:24:29,008
- ♪ I'm sure things
gonna be great ♪
715
00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:32,411
♪ I hope
it won't be too late ♪
716
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:35,447
- Hey, getting in
a late night workout?
717
00:24:35,546 --> 00:24:37,349
- Yeah, just a quick set
while I study.
718
00:24:37,447 --> 00:24:38,951
- That's how I study too.
719
00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:41,686
I'm sorry if I was a little
sharp with you earlier.
720
00:24:41,786 --> 00:24:43,822
- No, no, I deserved it.
721
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,592
I was being inconsiderate,
which is why I got us this.
722
00:24:47,691 --> 00:24:48,793
I figured you might be hungry.
723
00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:50,490
- Oh, my God, I'm starving.
724
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,097
You swear it's not
from the dining hall.
725
00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:53,332
- I swear.
726
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,666
It took an hour
to get delivered,
727
00:24:54,765 --> 00:24:57,036
so it's cold,
and it won't be good.
728
00:24:57,134 --> 00:24:58,971
- Sounds perfect.
729
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:04,176
♪ ♪
730
00:25:04,275 --> 00:25:06,645
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
731
00:25:06,744 --> 00:25:10,649
♪ What am I supposed to do,
baby-- ♪
732
00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:12,451
- Seriously,
I need to eat first.
733
00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,386
[laughs]
734
00:25:14,486 --> 00:25:15,988
- OK.
735
00:25:16,087 --> 00:25:23,095
♪ ♪
736
00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:38,978
- Oh, my brain is fried.
737
00:25:39,076 --> 00:25:41,580
I mean, I killed this lab,
but not sure I could
738
00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,482
spell my own name right now.
739
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,250
- It was cool
meeting your mom earlier.
740
00:25:45,349 --> 00:25:48,820
I mean, her policies are kind
of insane and not tenable,
741
00:25:48,919 --> 00:25:51,023
but I did slide into her DMs
742
00:25:51,122 --> 00:25:52,857
about that internship
you turned down.
743
00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,554
- Oh, my God,
are you kidding me?
744
00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:57,296
You are so opportunistic,
it's insane.
745
00:25:57,395 --> 00:25:59,264
- It's not insane.
746
00:25:59,363 --> 00:26:01,266
I just know what I want.
747
00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:04,036
Don't you?
748
00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:12,044
♪ ♪
749
00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:16,615
- ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪
750
00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:22,121
♪ So you want to be in love ♪
751
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,358
♪ Don't ever want
to try again ♪
752
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,660
♪ ♪
753
00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:33,632
♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪
754
00:26:33,731 --> 00:26:40,940
♪ ♪
755
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,532
♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪
756
00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:12,671
♪ So you want to be in love ♪
757
00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:17,309
♪ I never want to try again ♪
758
00:27:17,408 --> 00:27:19,211
♪ ♪
759
00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:24,249
♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪
760
00:27:24,348 --> 00:27:31,023
♪ ♪
761
00:27:32,456 --> 00:27:34,654
- Go to bed.
51655
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