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Oh, man, this is not good.
The parking lot's empty.
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Which means, this place is dead.
No girls, no arcade,
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Probably a lame-o food court.
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Court of food?
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(growling) the fewer people here,
the better. I hate this place.
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You just hate it because you
don't want to freak people out!
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But we're gonna fix that.
(grumbling)
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Courtesy of the flyer
I got for this mall!
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She-hulk: Today only, 70% off
all fashion accessories!
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Sounds like greenie's
going to get a makeover!
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(laughing)
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(clattering)
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There's some lipstick for you.
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A-bomb: Whoa! It's packed!
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I guess everybody used
underground parking.
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(people gasping)
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Scared. What'd I tell you?
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Fear? All I smell is respect.
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Sure, we punch planets,
wrestle dinosaurs,
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And got a talking jet, but
we're also mall-goers
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Just like you.
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If people stop to get to know
us better, they might see that.
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(hulk grumbling) oh, come on.
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I'm a 68 double-long.
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What if I get into action?
I can't move! (Groaning)
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Hulk: Aw, this is
a terrible color.
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(grumbling)
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Lots of heroes go incognito.
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Think of it as urban camouflage.
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(scoffing) jen, this is stupid.
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People know a monster
when they see one.
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(sleeves ripping)
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(groaning) she-hulk:
We'll take it.
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(elevator dinging) yum!
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That's right, skaar,
it's the food court.
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A buffet of
international eateries.
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You got american,
churro republic,
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And my favorite,
pretzella stand.
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Actually not sure where
pretzels come from,
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But, I'll show you where they're going.
(chomping)
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(muffled) they're
going in my mouth!
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Hey. You got a
problem, rent-a-badge?
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(stammering)
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(crackling)
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(solidifying)
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What is that?
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(energy building)
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(exploding)
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(crackling)
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What is that? A robot?
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Whatever it is, he's got "smash"
written all over his ugly mug.
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Computer: Transit complete.
Acquire target.
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Scanning.
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Invalid targets.
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She-hulk: Seriously? Five
minutes into shopping,
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And already, some tin-plated
maniac is causing trouble.
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(woman whimpering)
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Scanning.
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(whimpering) deathlok:
Primary target acquired.
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Activate weapons.
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He's after the girl!
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(hulk grunting)
(deathlok beeping)
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(weapon humming)
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Hulk! No!
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Computer: Reacquire target.
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(whimpering)
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Eliminate target.
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Huh? (weapon charging)
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Please, don't hurt me.
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No!
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(energy building)
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(whimpering) help!
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Fear not, damsel in distress!
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A-bomb: A-bomb is... (yelling)
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Okay. Check you later.
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Ow.
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Jen, protect the girl.
Skaar, check on a-bomb.
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Red, clear the civilians!
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This creep is all mine.
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Red hulk: Well, what
are you waiting for?
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Run, you puny punks!
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(roaring) (people screaming)
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Being scary does come in handy.
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Picking on a kid? You're
even meaner than you look.
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That's a bull's-eye, greenie!
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You're supposed to help me.
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We can't let that monster...
(grunting)
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Monster? They're
called teenage girls.
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And, yeah, I don't
understand them either,
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But I know a blaster in the
face is not a good opener!
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And I thought I was
scary-looking.
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This is the last guy that should
be calling anyone a monster.
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Where are you taking me?
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Far away from the
trigger-happy metal head.
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(straining) wait! Are you,
like, a dude or a robot?
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Or some kind of robo-dude?
(screaming)
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You hit him high, and I'll
punch him everywhere else!
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Deathlok: You idiots. Do I have to
pound it through your thick skulls?
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That ain't a girl!
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(screaming)
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You okay? Don't be afraid.
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I'm here to help you.
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Girl: Don't... (gasping)
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Need...
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Inhuman voice: Help!
What are you?
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(glass shattering) (grunting)
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You better hope you missed.
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A lot of heavy artillery
just to take out a kid.
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(grunting)
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Target reacquired.
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Deathlok: Beware, she's...
(groaning)
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Silence!
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Girl's back with her parents.
We need to take him out.
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Computer: Directive, destroy.
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(weapon powering up)
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All right, you chromed-out
phantom of the opera.
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This is the part
where you give up.
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Or get smashed.
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Deathlok: Listen, idiot.
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She is not your friend.
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She's a shape-shifting alien, and
she's about to take over your planet.
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Trust me.
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Trust a zombie robot?
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What, you going to have red
skull come and vouch for you?
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Robo-creep's telling the truth.
Smash her!
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She-hulk: She stole my look!
Smash her!
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So, he's not lying,
but one of them is?
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Skaar's head muscle hurt.
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'Bout time you
dimwits caught on.
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Shoot her. No, shoot her!
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Hulk: Wait! How do you
know which is which?
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Doesn't matter.
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(both groaning)
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A-bomb: Yeah, it
does matter, tex.
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You took out both of them,
including our friend.
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Hulk: We still don't
know which is which.
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Can't recognize your own cousin?
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She-hulk: You gonna give
me a hand, or what?
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Hulk: Ironhide wasn't
kidding about aliens.
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It's a super-skrull.
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Top dog in a violent race of
world-conquering shape shifters.
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A-bomb: This creep copied all
the fantastic four's powers.
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Mr. Fantastic's stretchability,
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The thing's tremendous strength,
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Sue richards' ability
to turn invisible,
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And the human torch, biggest
hothead of the bunch.
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Super-skrull can mimic 'em all.
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(sighing) shape
shifting's a handy power.
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You know, I wouldn't mind being
able to walk into a movie
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Without sending the
crowd running.
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So, like, what's your deal, dude?
You some kind of...
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(imitating machine)
"killer robot"?
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Half-robot. A cyborg.
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Created by a project
code-named deathlok.
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Deathlok!
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(playing air guitar)
(heavy metal playing)
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I'm gonna name my
band after you.
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You're not into it? I was sent
here to stop super-skrull
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From wiping out every
human on earth.
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You dumb apes nearly blew it.
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First off, not dumb.
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Just because we're big
doesn't make us stupid.
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And when a half-metal freak
shows up and starts blasting,
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I start smashing.
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You could have hurt a lot
of innocent people, too.
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Not so sure they're innocent.
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Knew I hated the mall.
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Red hulk: Heads up, troops.
Super-skrull just went invisible girl!
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Super-skrull: Your unexpected
arrival has forced me to accelerate
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Our plans to end your
inferior species.
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But patience never was
my strong suit. Huh?
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A-bomb: Where is he?
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(growling)
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Take care of them while
I ready the weapon.
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We've got a planet
to wipe clean.
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Wipe clean? Stay on him!
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Can't let him set off whatever
planet-busting doomsday gimmick he's got.
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Got one mission. Save the earth.
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Don't plan on failing.
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You know, we should
have seen this coming.
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(grunting)
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I call the green ones!
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Hulks are scary.
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She-hulk: There's too many!
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They can't copy our strength, so the
facelifts won't help them much.
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That so?
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Again? I'm the real me,
you half-tin sideshow!
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Guess that makes
them the skrulls.
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What? You too ugly to copy?
Not exactly.
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Machinery. They can't mimic it.
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But you know all about that.
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Deathlok: Don't you, skrull?
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A-bomb: I got him, d-lok!
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Red! They're using
confusion, and it's working.
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We got to organize.
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Wait a minute. How do I know
that you're the real you?
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'Cause I've been drinking
all your chocolate milk.
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What?
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We got to flatten this mob now.
200
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:22,921
Hulks! Thunderclap!
201
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,957
So, your fancy pants
computer brain got a bead
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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,260
On where that unoriginal
alien got off to?
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Down.
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Beats waiting for the elevator.
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After you.
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Trust him? One look at deathlok,
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And you know he has
only one purpose.
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Destruction.
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So, no, I don't think so.
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Oh, great! We're in that
stupid gadget store.
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The one with the massage
chairs and the astronaut pens.
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Skrull base. Know
'em all too well.
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Sure, I pegged
deathlok as a bad guy.
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00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,032
But he's kind of awesome
with his robo eyeball.
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00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,769
I got to copy his video footage.
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00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,037
I'm a-bomb, by the way.
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In case you... Wanted to know, or...
Whatever.
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00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,978
I know who you are.
Seen your show.
219
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,946
Whoa, wait. What, seriously?
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Like, on purpose,
you watched it?
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Guys, it's cool! He's a fan!
222
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Not a fan. Came with
my mission download.
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It's how we knew
it happened today.
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Your broadcast was the
last footage of old earth.
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What do you mean, "old earth"?
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And "last footage"?
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And "down load"?
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I knew you wouldn't get it. That's
why I didn't tell you before.
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Try me.
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(sighing)
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On this date, the skrulls successfully
wipe out all life on the planet.
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And terraform the scorched
earth to resettle it.
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Are you saying you're
from the future?
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An unlucky survivor.
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Hold up, hold on.
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This dude is from the future? Mind...
(imitates exploding)
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Blown.
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Deathlok: (whispering) this way.
Stay out of sight.
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A-bomb: What are those
pointy-eared elves up to?
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They ain't building
toys for santa.
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Deathlok: No explosives. No gas.
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No laser.
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What weapon could they be using?
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When in doubt, smash!
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What do you want with earth?
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It has strategic value to us.
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An outpost from which we
can conquer other worlds.
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(hulk yelling)
249
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,502
(alarm sounding)
250
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:53,772
These skrulls are all cowards.
251
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,273
They are good at running away.
252
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,944
Don't worry. We'll be back
to clean up when it's over.
253
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:06,785
A-bomb: Uh, he's going to
burn us to ashes, isn't he?
254
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,254
Rest in pieces, hulks.
255
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,991
Hulk: After him!
She-hulk: It's too hot!
256
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,093
Computer: Mission failure.
257
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:19,564
No, shut up! It's not over!
258
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:27,566
Duck and cover!
259
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:37,810
Duck and cover!
260
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,925
You know, you kind of get used to
the blazing inferno after a minute.
261
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,961
Just like a hot bath. That's
'cause it's moving away from us.
262
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,163
It's a spaceship
blasting off, genius.
263
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,098
The mall's a spaceship?
264
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,467
Bye, court of food.
265
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,902
And good-bye, earth.
266
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:08,079
Okay, hulks. To the jump jet.
267
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,914
We can't stop them now.
268
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:13,384
My temporal computer has calculated
my mission as a failure.
269
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,888
There's no changing the future.
Earth is finished.
270
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:21,059
Save the doom and gloom, deathlok.
Your computer didn't factor us in.
271
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,062
Hulk: And the skrull haven't
flipped the switch yet.
272
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,864
So, let me guess. We're
going back to the mall?
273
00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:32,503
Yep. The hard way.
274
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,973
(crashing)
275
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,941
This skrull ship ain't
got much for artillery,
276
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,310
Or they'd have blown us
straight out of the sky!
277
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,647
Computer: Analysis complete. No
explosive compounds present.
278
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:48,052
Impossible! Records show earth's temperature
hit over 200 degrees globally today.
279
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,989
Only the heat from a massive
blast could do that.
280
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,390
Maybe you're missing something.
281
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,059
Heat doesn't always
mean an explosion.
282
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,396
(alarm sounding)
283
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,231
It's an ambush!
284
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,033
A-bomb: Who-faces dead ahead!
285
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:06,037
Got this. (roaring)
286
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,106
Puny copycats.
287
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,208
Hulk: Where's the king
fraud and his weapon?
288
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,511
Unless you want a face
like mine, start talking.
289
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,180
The controls are up.
Weapons down.
290
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:20,952
The super-skrull will be up!
291
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,956
Weapon is down. Red,
a-bomb, skaar, smash it!
292
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,524
She-hulk, stick with me.
293
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:30,328
I want to keep a close eye on mr.
Deathbot.
294
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,231
Let's do this!
295
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,100
Whoa! Bet you he knows
where the weapon is.
296
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,969
Come on, boys!
297
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,139
Spread out. We'll find 'em.
298
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,143
(sniffing) little green
man in here somewhere.
299
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,713
A-bomb: Where did he go? Red
hulk: Ah, he got past us.
300
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,483
(machinery whirring) uh...
Why floor open?
301
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,118
Aw, crackers!
302
00:15:54,120 --> 00:16:00,925
(yelling)
303
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,961
A-bomb: Man, I hate skrulls.
304
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,297
Deathlok: The weapon control has
got to be on that central console.
305
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,168
And if we can't shut it down
manually, I've got an option.
306
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,404
Computer: Directive. In
event of mission failure,
307
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,673
Initiate self-destruct sequence.
308
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,276
Might be strong enough to
take the controls out.
309
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,546
Hey. We're stopping this,
and we're all going home.
310
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,716
Stop it, maybe. But I'm
not going back home.
311
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:27,719
There's no return ticket for me.
312
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,154
Me of all people should
have known better.
313
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,458
Had deathlok figured for a
bad guy 'cause of his look,
314
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,427
But turns out, he's as
brave as they come.
315
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:40,098
He gave up everything to save
a world he can't return to.
316
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,235
I'm gonna make sure
his trip's worth it.
317
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,106
(beeping)
318
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,508
(bouncing)
319
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,043
(skrulls screaming)
320
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,480
Deathlok: They're down.
Let's move!
321
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,682
Computer: Mainframe locked.
Run decryption.
322
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,051
A-bomb: Wait! Stop!
323
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,120
These creeps tried to
dump us off the ship,
324
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,721
But we found out their secret!
325
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,056
Where's pink hulk?
326
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,691
She is safe. Do not worry!
327
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:12,430
I'm not.
328
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:16,768
Idiot.
329
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:21,105
He served his purpose. You,
however, have failed your mission.
330
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:27,545
Today, the earth burns.
331
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,115
No way.
332
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:36,754
(humming)
333
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,689
(yelling)
334
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:38,689
Phony skaar!
335
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:44,295
No, dude, it's your reflection, and it's...
Ow! Hot, hot, hot!
336
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:49,067
Back inside! Aw, afraid
of a little sunburn?
337
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:53,337
A-bomb: Yes. Ow! Very.
338
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:57,241
Directed energy weapon!
How did I not see it?
339
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,379
You boil the ocean, fly home,
and come back to start fresh?
340
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,515
It served us well in
many star systems.
341
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,818
Not this one. Help the
others smash the mirror
342
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:12,123
While I pancake mr. Global warming.
She-hulk: On it!
343
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,860
(hulk grunting)
344
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,697
Get off my planet! (roaring)
345
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,467
We're standing right
on the back of it.
346
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,636
Got to find a weak spot.
Or make one.
347
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,772
(yelling)
348
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,308
Easy! (groaning)
349
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,478
Seriously, what have we got
against elevators today?
350
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,313
Just in time to give us a hand.
351
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,315
The ship's interior is
built like crepe paper,
352
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,551
But the hull is some kind
of super dense alien metal.
353
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,288
Need big smash! (rumbling)
354
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,792
(yelling)
355
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,861
You guys always
break everything?
356
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:56,767
Yeah. It's kind of our thing.
357
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:04,769
(yelling)
358
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:17,588
Huh?
359
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,923
Hulk: Sit tight, gorgeous.
360
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,259
Everyone, smash the center.
361
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:25,263
(all smashing)
362
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,798
At this rate, we'll never
smash through in time.
363
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,401
Computer: Temperature rising
at an exponential rate.
364
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,304
Initiate self-destruct sequence.
No!
365
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,541
Your world doesn't have much use for
a monster like me. (powering up)
366
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,911
At least I can try and take this
thing with me. You got two minutes.
367
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,879
No way! Get off me!
368
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,949
Jen, get that core out of him,
and jam it into the crack.
369
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,552
Hulk: The blast might be
enough to split the mirror.
370
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:52,957
Take your teammates and go. This
tech is far too advanced for...
371
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,294
Oh. The world thinks
we're monsters too.
372
00:19:56,296 --> 00:20:00,698
But we're the only thing standing
between it and destruction.
373
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,769
She-hulk: Ha! In your fake
face, you face stealer!
374
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,537
Hey!
375
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,406
The skrull's getting away!
376
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,775
Dang, I wanted to gloat.
377
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,910
He'll get what he deserves.
Come on, deathlok.
378
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,845
We'll get you fixed
up back at the base.
379
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,282
Everybody, make for
the jump jet, now!
380
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,550
And don't you worry.
381
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,786
I know a thing or two
about breaking mirrors.
382
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,955
This will work.
383
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:28,726
(zooming)
384
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:36,728
That's worth seven years bad luck!
Booyah!
385
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,837
Hold still.
386
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,640
Had tony stark special
deliver that thing.
387
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,909
It ought to work.
388
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,611
(computer beeping)
389
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,746
Speaking of special deliveries,
390
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,882
I see you got my invitation.
391
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,418
You sent us this flier
from the future
392
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,487
To get us to the mall!
393
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,589
Mind... (mimics exploding)
394
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,258
Blown again.
395
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,861
You're welcome to stay with us.
Make your home here.
396
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,797
We know what it's
like to be feared.
397
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,867
Only people who should
fear you are the bad guys.
398
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,603
And maybe mall owners.
399
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,038
Thanks for the offer.
400
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,607
But I studied this
world for my mission,
401
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:21,412
And dreamed of seeing
it for myself.
402
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,047
Well, jen's heart was
in the right place
403
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,449
With the trench coat disguise.
404
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,885
But no one should have
to hide who they are.
405
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,588
Not even a
time-traveling cyborg.
406
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,657
Hulk out.
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