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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,450 What are you doing in a sweater? 4 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,950 I can't adjust the air conditioning. I'm cold. 5 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,120 Come outside, the water's nice. 6 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,080 It's too hot out. 7 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:45,410 I don't know what's going on, but you've been impossible lately! 8 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,910 I'm French. Where are you going? 9 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,080 I'm going to the spa for a massage. 10 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,700 From that handsome kid who smiles like a moron? 11 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:55,660 Yes, he smiles and he's very nice. 12 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,580 Like everybody here. 13 00:02:57,660 --> 00:03:00,290 It's nice for a change. 14 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,370 People who smile too much are creepy. 15 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,410 They slit your throat while you sleep. 16 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,870 White people are the enemy. 17 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,200 I'm not white, I'm Brazilian! 18 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:12,370 You know what I mean, Talia. Brazilians are white now too. 19 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:13,500 Que pobre.. 20 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,200 Here's your seafood. 21 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,870 Wait. I ordered lobster. 22 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,080 You know, lobster. 23 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,910 Seafood is just a more general term for lobster. 24 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,450 OK, so. I'm the one who misspoke then. 25 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,080 Franck, please. 26 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,200 Wait, honey. I'm trying to understand. 27 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,540 Stop or I'll go home. 28 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,950 Let me handle this. Jorald? 29 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,750 -Is that your first name? -Yes. 30 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,830 A mixture of Jojo and Gerald. Why not? 31 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,750 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening. 32 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,950 Wait! Honey! 33 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,410 -What's wrong? -You embarrassed me on the plane. 34 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,290 You ruined our vacation! 35 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:40,540 Well, excuse me for taking you to Mauritius! 36 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:43,410 All the guide books say it's a terrible place! 37 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,870 What's your problem? Just tell me. 38 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:50,410 We were supposed to have a dream vacation, but we fought the whole the time! 39 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,000 So it's my "fuck" that we had a bad vacation? 40 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,410 It's fault not "fuck," damn it! 41 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,580 Kiss my ass! Did I say that correctly? 42 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,910 You know what, Talia? 43 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,370 If that's how it is, we might as well be done. 44 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,120 OK, then. It's over! 45 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:11,410 You can't live without me! 46 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,950 You think you can just leave a Brazilian like that? 47 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,370 Is there a special way? 48 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:21,120 Should we dance the break up samba, or drink one last Caipirinha? 49 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:32,410 Talia… 50 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:47,450 OK, let's hear this masterpiece. 51 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:51,950 Fruitagogo fruit juice draft version four. 52 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,250 Fruitagogo 53 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:57,450 Fruit juice to make you strong 54 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,700 It's full of vitamins 55 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,120 I love all its minerals 56 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,290 Fruitagogo 57 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:07,910 Fruitagogo 58 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,910 Drink it and you'll be beautiful 59 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,450 So? 60 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,080 It's bad, Benoît. 61 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,910 It's like Gotainer's Banga ad. I can't give that to the producers. 62 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,870 I know why. I get it. 63 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,870 We'll get rid of the maracas. 64 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:29,410 No, you don't get it. I'm saying it sucks. 65 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:34,450 Your ads used to be the best, but lately they suck. I don't get it. 66 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,410 -You don't get it? -No. 67 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:40,290 My wife just had a baby, so I have new responsibilities. It's a busy time. 68 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:41,790 But Benoît… 69 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:45,410 everybody's busy. 70 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:49,160 Enjoy more time with your family, because you're fired. 71 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,500 Leaving so soon? 72 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:01,330 Stop annoying me! Why hasn't your species gone extinct yet? 73 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:04,290 Stop! 74 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,830 Sorry, but this isn't working. 75 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,080 OK… 76 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,000 Your accent isn't believable. 77 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,830 I've been dubbing for ten years and it's never been a problem. 78 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:21,000 We're wasting our time with this crap. 79 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:25,040 You went on vacation before we had anyone booked. 80 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,040 The production team was furious. 81 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,500 No one was available, so they got him. 82 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:33,660 Yeah, I have to go. I have occupational therapy. 83 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,910 Oh yeah? Me too! 84 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,080 Isn't it fun? 85 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,950 Go take a sedative. 86 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,330 Oh yeah? 87 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:46,200 Look up the word "hairdresser" in the dictionary. 88 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,040 Find one with a lot of time. 89 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,000 How is work going? 90 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:07,040 I fired an actor today. If I can't find a replacement, I'm in deep shit. 91 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,500 OK. And your love life? 92 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,660 I broke up with my girlfriend. 93 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,080 OK… 94 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,330 F, T, Z, U, Z, K, D, R… 95 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,250 You're not even reading it. 96 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:23,660 OK… 97 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,120 You have all the symptoms of depression. 98 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,450 Depression? 99 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:35,040 Aggression, low self-esteem, unstable love life. 100 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:41,290 I recommend alternative medicine. Try yoga. It's very effective. 101 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:44,450 Or acupuncture. It's painless. 102 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:47,080 I'm fine. Really. 103 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,580 OK… 104 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,580 -Your pen's not working. -I know. 105 00:08:57,330 --> 00:09:00,580 Hey man, it's Benoît. I hope you're doing well. 106 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:04,910 You're probably lounging on the island, but my little one was born. 107 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,910 Her name is Chloe, if you want to come see her. 108 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,290 Take care. 109 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:14,790 -Something wrong? -Damn, you're still here? 110 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:16,120 Roll down your window. 111 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,250 Further. 112 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,660 I apologize for this morning. 113 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:26,370 The doctor said that I'm depressed. 114 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,540 So maybe I was a little… 115 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,620 Bit harsh? Can you give me a ride? 116 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:34,910 No, it's a hassle. We're probably not going the same way. 117 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,120 OK… 118 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:40,160 You know, I was also depressed a couple of years ago. 119 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:43,410 -Oh, alright. Get in. -OK. 120 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,040 -So what did you do? -I completely changed. 121 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,830 I began questioning my entire existence. 122 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,620 I met new people. 123 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,750 -I discovered a new world. -Yeah. 124 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:57,040 The Christopher Columbus of depression. 125 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,910 I should kick your ass, but you did me a favor. 126 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:04,290 I've decided to stop dubbing cartoons. 127 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,500 You know the difference? 128 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,700 Between what? 129 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,540 No, "The Difference" is a bar. 130 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:12,250 Because I sing. Without an accent. 131 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,660 On Friday and Saturday. I'd like it if you stop by some time. 132 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,250 It'll be great. 133 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,160 Damn, man. It's been forever. 134 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,790 -How are you? -Good to see you. 135 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,250 -You look good. -Do I? 136 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,330 So? 137 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:36,410 I'll spare you the shock. 138 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,910 She's really ugly. She's the spitting image of Benoît. 139 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,250 -Wait till you see yours, asshole. -It'll be scary. 140 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:47,410 So my wife has to have a baby so I can hear your jokes again? How are you? 141 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:51,040 Excuse me, I'm looking for Mrs. Pouchellerie's room. 142 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,950 Look at that idiot! 143 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:58,250 Classy. Third door on the right at the end of the hall. 144 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,750 In a hospital maternity ward! Classy. 145 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,160 -Did you get her number? -I'm married, Romain. 146 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,750 -And I'm faithful, too. -So? 147 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:12,450 -Where is this miracle? -In bed. She's only three days old. 148 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:17,160 And how are you? It's been ages, hasn't it? 149 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:22,200 Really? People stopped saying "It's been ages" back in 1992. 150 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,830 -Don't start teasing me. -You're getting better. 151 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:29,540 "Teasing" is more 1995 or 1996, the same year as "there has not died of a man". 152 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:30,950 You didn't bring Isabelle? 153 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,410 No, she's not ready to see a newborn baby. 154 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,370 -Oh? -But she sends her love. 155 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,910 -Shall we go in? -Yeah. 156 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,290 Look at those hands! 157 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,200 -Yes, she has two of them, William. -But they're so tiny. 158 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,450 Yes, two little hands. 159 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,000 She's beautiful. 160 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,620 -Who's the father? -Oh stop. It's getting old. 161 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,830 It's our running joke! 162 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,200 Here! 163 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:01,830 It's just a little gift. 164 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:05,290 -It's heavy, what is it? -A PS3. 165 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:09,290 A PS3. 166 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,830 -She's still a little young, but… -Of course. 167 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,290 It has a Blu-Ray player. It's great! 168 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,830 Oh, that's great! 169 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,540 -It's a good gift. -Really? 170 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:24,580 Yeah! 171 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,370 She's crying, do something! 172 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,410 -I'll breastfeed her. -OK. 173 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,870 Thank you, goodbye. 174 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:40,160 Dream on if you think you're going to see my wife's breasts. 175 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,870 Thank you very much. There you go. 176 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,950 Just one. I'm sure Julie is fine with it. 177 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,660 Sure, go ahead. They're great. 178 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:51,160 -They're huge. -Honey, don't encourage them. 179 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,080 Get out of here, pervert! 180 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,580 Benoît, we just want to be there for you! 181 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,450 -Cheers! -Congratulations, man. 182 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,620 If she's really your daughter, good job. No more jokes. 183 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,000 Thanks guys. 184 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,200 And who's your new girl? 185 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:08,080 Her name is Laura. Are you happy? 186 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,410 Oh, Laura! 187 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,500 I have so much to learn from you 188 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,790 Why haven't we met her yet? 189 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:18,040 -Are you ashamed of us? -Maybe. 190 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,830 I want her to meet my parents first, if that's OK. 191 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:24,830 Your parents? Wow, it's serious, then. You're completely in love! 192 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:28,080 "Completely in love," like people used to say back in 1989. 193 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,830 And what about you, Mr. "We hear from you every six months?" 194 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:37,080 Well, I no longer have a girlfriend, my job sucks and I'm depressed. 195 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:41,790 -Depressed? Have you seen a doctor? -Yes 196 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,200 -Oh, so it's… -Where's the bathroom? 197 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,580 At the end of the hall on the right. 198 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,910 Do you want me to go with you? 199 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,080 Why? 200 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,500 Why are you talking to him like that? 201 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,950 -Depression isn't… -Depression is serious! 202 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,330 You're completely overreacting. 203 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:12,200 -Like he's going to die. -I've seen suicidal people. 204 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,950 Even guys with kids hang themselves in the kitchen. 205 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:20,000 Calm down. My mom is depressed every other year and she's not dead. 206 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,500 Your mom is different. She has you and your dad. Franck only has us. 207 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,200 It doesn't feel like it. He never calls me. 208 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:29,000 -Do you call people? -Yeah, I call William. 209 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,040 No, you don't. Nobody calls me. 210 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,290 I do. I leave you messages! 211 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:36,580 Go ahead and look. I save all my messages. 212 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,370 OK, fine. I have a crazy job and two kids now. 213 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,750 Sorry. 214 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,410 That's not what I meant. 215 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,910 -How's it going? -Not good. 216 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,790 We're on the last round of IVF, and adoption is a tall order. 217 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:58,000 Sorry. "A tall order," you can't be serious. 218 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,250 Even François Fillon doesn't say that! 219 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,580 I hate you. 220 00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,500 Excuse me. 221 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,790 -I'm sorry. -You're really stupid. 222 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:11,330 Talia, it's Franck. I completely screwed up. 223 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,540 I wanted to apologize. I don't know… 224 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,580 It was a bit complicated, but it went well. Congratulations. 225 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,450 Call me back. 226 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,870 -What's he doing? -I'm going to see Julie. 227 00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:31,450 No, wait. We can't leave him alone. 228 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,580 If he does something stupid, we'll blame ourselves forever. 229 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,830 I have a lot going on tonight. Benoît? 230 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,200 I don't have a nanny. I have to take care of my son. 231 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,410 OK. Romain? 232 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,620 It's really bad timing. I'm celebrating three months with Laura tonight. 233 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,450 -Really bad timing. -Damn, three months? 234 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:51,580 What is this, a Mouss Diouf film? 235 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,000 I can't hear you. None of your jokes get through my filter. 236 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,200 So our friend could die and nobody cares. 237 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,830 Something crazy just happened. 238 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,830 I was making a phone call and a nurse came by with a newborn baby. 239 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:12,040 Then the doctor came in and congratulated me. 240 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,250 He got blood all over my hand. 241 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:19,450 The guy thought I was the father, but I have no children. 242 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,500 Isn't that funny? 243 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,620 Come on, let's go have a drink. 244 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,040 Yeah. 245 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,250 I'll get my jacket. 246 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:26,000 Yes, Sylvie. I'll sign it tomorrow and send it by courier. 247 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,370 OK? See you tomorrow. 248 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,620 Oh shit! 249 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,660 Franck, are you OK? 250 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,330 I cut myself. 251 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:42,080 -Are you sure you're OK? -Yeah, I'm fine. 252 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,330 -Let's just take a quick shot. -A shot? 253 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,080 OK, fine. 254 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:53,950 To my depression. 255 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,410 Misery loves company. 256 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,330 -What? -Oh, nothing. It's just that Isa and I… 257 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,660 haven't had sex in 3 months. 258 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,870 It'll get better. You love each other. 259 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:07,540 Even if we haven't seen each other in a while, I'm here for you. 260 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,330 -I know, don't worry. -I will always be here. 261 00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:11,580 You're like a brother. 262 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,950 We're all here for you. Don't forget it. Life is a blessing. 263 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,540 Do you realize how blessed you are? 264 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,500 Are you drunk? 265 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,370 -It's my wife. -Don't answer, you're drunk. 266 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,580 I have to or she'll freak out. 267 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,660 -OK. I'm going to take a shower. -Why? 268 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,290 To get clean. 269 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,950 -What's the problem? -Nothing. Have a good shower. 270 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,160 -Hello? -Hey baby, I was going to call you. 271 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,870 I'm at Franck's. He's depressed. I found a gun and everything. 272 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,250 I'm going to stay over. 273 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:51,120 Cut the crap. Where are you really? 274 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,910 At Franck's. Don't you believe me? 275 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,620 -Why are you whispering? -So he doesn't hear me! 276 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,330 Cut the crap, William. 277 00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:00,250 Do you want me to say that I'm with a hooker? 278 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,700 A hooker! 279 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,700 No! It's like when I tell you I'm at the supermarket, but you don't believe me. 280 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:09,080 l always have to give you proof. Listen! 281 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,040 Do you need anything? 282 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,700 A quick blowjob wouldn't hurt. 283 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:13,750 Hello? 284 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,000 Hello? 285 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,950 It could ruin our friendship though! 286 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,500 This friend is going to stop you from hurting yourself. 287 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,830 -Franck, no! -You idiot. You scared me. 288 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,660 Come down from there. Slowly, please. 289 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,500 The shutter is stuck. 290 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,250 The light wakes me up, OK? 291 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,950 Come down from there. 292 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:51,950 What's behind your back? 293 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,250 Nothing. 294 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,700 You're freaking me out. What are you hiding? 295 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,330 I found it under the table. 296 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:02,040 A guy who does sound effects gave it to me. It's fake. 297 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,290 Wow, it looks real. 298 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,120 I've never held a gun in my life. 299 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,790 It's fun. Don't move! 300 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,660 Hands on your head or I'll shoot, motherfucker! 301 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,250 Come on, put the gun down, Rick Hunter, before you hurt yourself. 302 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,700 If you don't mind, I'm going to bed. 303 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,830 -I'm dead. -No. 304 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,330 You're alive, man. 305 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,120 Are you OK? 306 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,500 I had a fight with Isabelle. Can I sleep here? 307 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,700 Of course. No problem. 308 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:31,540 You can sleep on the couch. 309 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:36,160 I think there's a blanket in the closet. 310 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,000 It's easier if I sleep with you. 311 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,250 Are you sure you're OK? 312 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,160 Dad! 313 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,080 Sorry, I woke you up. 314 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,750 Go back to sleep. 315 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,290 Honey, I have a new character for "Rabbis in Space". 316 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:40,540 A midget rabbi. We'd call it "Mini Rab." 317 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,620 -What do you think? -It's not very funny. 318 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:47,290 You really need to clean up. I feel like I'm crossing the Gaza Strip! 319 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:48,500 It's terrible. 320 00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:52,120 It's sad that you can't see your own ass. It's so nice! 321 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:54,950 That's not funny. 322 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,500 Sorry, honey. 323 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,910 -No, leave me be. -Here. 324 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,580 -Sweetheart? -Yes? 325 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,410 Can I bring a friend tomorrow? 326 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,250 Wow, you're introducing me to your friends? 327 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:12,330 Yes, I'm getting crazy, my love. 328 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,120 And I called my parents. They can do Shabbat on Friday. 329 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,750 I'm really busy Friday. Does Monday work instead? 330 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:23,500 That's a terrible joke! Never say that in front of my parents! 331 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,160 OK. Sorry. 332 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,450 -Let's make a baby. -Not until you clean up. 333 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,120 -Come on. -No, clean up first. 334 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,950 But making a baby is faster. 335 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,540 Oh no, ow! Hey, careful! 336 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:47,910 -Hello? -Franck? Did I wake you up? 337 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,910 -No. -Stop lying. 338 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,830 You didn't wake me up. 339 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:55,660 -Do you think I'm stupid? -I've been up for a long time. 340 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,790 Then what time is it? 341 00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,870 OK, you woke me up. What's the problem? 342 00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:02,950 I'm all alone at the studio. You're not here. 343 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,790 I'd like to get some work done! 344 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,370 -Fuck. -Are you there? Can you hear me, Franck? 345 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,660 -Hello? -Yes? 346 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,250 OK, calm down. I'm coming. 347 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:15,290 Hurry up, man. I'm waiting for you. 348 00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:17,370 -Gross. -What's gross? 349 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:20,120 Hairy asses are gross! 350 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:23,160 Yeah, baby! 351 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:27,000 I'm a genius. Yeah, baby. Every day and every night. 352 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,160 I'm a genius! 353 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,500 Yeah, baby! 354 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,540 That's good. 355 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,540 -Which voices have you done recently? -I have a small role in Spongebob. 356 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:42,080 I do the starfish. "Where are the seahorses?" 357 00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:48,160 I'm sorry, but seriously? 358 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,080 He's one of the best on the market. 359 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,750 Not him. I'm talking about your haircut. 360 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,450 You look like an apricot poodle! 361 00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:00,330 -Are you messing with me? -Sadly, no. 362 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,500 Sorry, technical issues. 363 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:15,200 Stop annoying me! Why hasn't your species gone extinct yet? 364 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,450 According to the doctor I'm depressed. 365 00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:52,040 So, I'm having a hard time concentrating. 366 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,700 I need to do something, but I don't know what. 367 00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,250 So, I'll let you do the casting. Don't be upset. 368 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:05,540 And your haircut is not that bad. You look a little like Robert Charlebois. 369 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,700 I'm really sorry. 370 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,450 Wake up, asshole! 371 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:24,830 Get up! 372 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,700 Who are you? 373 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,450 William, Franck's friend. 374 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:34,000 -Where is that asshole? -I don't know! 375 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,750 Put down the gun. It's a fake. Who are you? 376 00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:39,500 -I'm his ex. -Oh, OK! 377 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,580 Can you get that suitcase up there? 378 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:45,660 Are you going to help me or not? 379 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:50,120 -I sleep naked. -So you're gay. 380 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,000 No, Franck is just a friend! 381 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,870 I sleep naked or in pajamas, but he didn't have any. 382 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,620 But I'm completely straight! 383 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,950 Here. Now get my suitcase, I'm in a hurry. 384 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:07,290 My friend waiting downstairs is nice, unlike Franck who was terrible to me. 385 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:10,450 Franck is one of my good friends. 386 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,080 He's just going through a rough patch. Everybody has them. 387 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,290 You'll see. 388 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:18,580 I'm sure everything will work out. 389 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,910 He's a jerk. 390 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,870 I gave him everything, now I'm taking it back! 391 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,250 Can you zip my dress, please? 392 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,080 Of course. 393 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,080 I get it. Franck's not always easy. 394 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,250 He's a burro. 395 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:36,410 An executioner? 396 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,200 No a burro,aw-aw! A jackass! 397 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:43,450 Oh, they say "aw-aw" in Brazil? In France, they say "hee-haw"! 398 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:44,620 Aw-aw! 399 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,290 That's fun. Aw-aw! And what's this? 400 00:26:47,370 --> 00:26:48,620 It's ears! 401 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,580 They only has one? Aw-aw! 402 00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:53,830 OK. 403 00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:04,040 Here, I'll take that. 404 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:07,750 Thank you. You were very nice to me. 405 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,080 No problem. 406 00:27:14,370 --> 00:27:17,120 You too, ma'am or sir… 407 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,120 Wait. Does it hurt or anything? 408 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,580 Just calm down. Relax. 409 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,120 No, sorry. 410 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:53,290 Can we use something that's not as sharp? 411 00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,790 Like a straw or cotton swab? 412 00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:59,540 We use needles for Acupuncture, not cotton swabs. 413 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:02,330 You go first. Then, I'll think about it. 414 00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:05,160 But you're the patient. I'm the acupuncturist. 415 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,500 So you won't try it yourself? Kind of weird, isn't it? 416 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:11,040 Now you're starting to piss me off. 417 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,660 So you're pissed off but I need to calm down? 418 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:17,450 And you want to stick a needle in my head? 419 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:18,540 That's great. 420 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,330 -OK, your session is over. -Yes, before it even started. 421 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,250 You still have to pay. 422 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,500 I have to pay for something you didn't do? 423 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,160 Yeah, this is weird. 424 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:35,120 You know what? 425 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,750 When someone hums a song that nobody knows, 426 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:40,830 it's not just weird, it's very annoying. 427 00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:50,870 What are you doing? 428 00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:53,370 I'm touching my wife who looks very sexy tonight. 429 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:56,330 Tonight? Isn't that strange? 430 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:59,290 You don't come home last night and now you're ready to go? 431 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,750 You must think I'm stupid. 432 00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:03,700 Baby, I was at Franck's. I told you! 433 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:05,910 You're hiding something and I know it! 434 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,700 And I'm a man who wants to fuck! 435 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,040 Then go see your hooker or go on Youporn! 436 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,580 Youporn? You've been snooping on my computer! 437 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,580 We can't keep going like this! 438 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,950 You're lying to me and I don't know why! 439 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,910 OK, calm down. I'll tell you the truth. 440 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:29,250 Franck is depressed. I was afraid he would do something stupid! 441 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:32,000 Then, his Brazilian ex came and threatened me with a gun! 442 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,700 A fake gun for sound effects, otherwise I wouldn't be here. 443 00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:37,790 She came to get her things, 444 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:42,040 and I helped take her suitcase to her girl… I mean guy friend's car! 445 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,080 He was a Brazilian drag queen. He looked good, by the way. 446 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,580 OK. Get out of here! 447 00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:49,200 Go! Get out! 448 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:52,620 But baby! You told me to tell the truth! 449 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,120 The truth? You want the truth? 450 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,160 Some chick's ass caught your eye, and you can't say it to my face. 451 00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,700 Then you slept with her, because you're weak. 452 00:30:01,790 --> 00:30:03,080 I can't take it anymore! 453 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,620 Your balloons are very nice. 454 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:17,370 -What? -I'm not talking to you. 455 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,080 Where are you, I can't see you? 456 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,000 Behind you. Turn around, idiot! 457 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,790 OK. Now, I see you! 458 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,950 -What were you doing with those balloons? -Nothing. 459 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,000 -Are you doing OK? -Yeah. 460 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,500 My mom gets depressed every year. 461 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,450 It sucks, but I'm here for you. 462 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,830 I know. Thanks. Did you come alone? 463 00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:40,040 No, she's over there on the bench. 464 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,040 She's so pretty! 465 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:44,830 There's one thing. 466 00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:47,370 She's blind. 467 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:50,450 Blind, like… 468 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:53,540 Like she can't see. But you can joke around, she's cool. 469 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,370 Come on, let me introduce you! 470 00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,700 Come here. 471 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,200 Honey, this is Franck. 472 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:06,000 -Hello. -Hello, I'm Laura. 473 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:08,040 So, I'll kiss you now? 474 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,870 Wait! Actually, Laura is going to touch your face. 475 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:12,250 So she can memorize it. 476 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,160 No, I haven't shaved. 477 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:16,580 You'll see, it's great. Go ahead, honey. 478 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,500 Oh! 479 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,290 Tired… 480 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:23,580 Oily skin… 481 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:26,160 Chapped lips, cold ears… 482 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,450 You're not well. 483 00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:31,040 -That's true. -It's crazy, isn't it? 484 00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,450 Yeah, it's great! 485 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,910 Just kidding! I'm not psychic. 486 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,160 I didn't feel anything. 487 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,450 He was the one who told me you were depressed. 488 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:45,790 Very funny. 489 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,540 Want me to take over? 490 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,160 No, I love it. Just tell me where to go. 491 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,250 -Straight, my love. -OK. 492 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,830 -Oh, no. Did I hurt you? -It's OK. Don't worry about it. 493 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:13,410 Sorry. I'm really clumsy. 494 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,910 And blind too, right? 495 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,870 He didn't do it on purpose, honey. Don't get upset. 496 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,620 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 497 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:29,370 I'm confused and in a haze right now. 498 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,200 Sorry. It was too easy. 499 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,040 It was very funny. 500 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,250 Sorry, Franck. We're terrible. 501 00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:56,450 No, that's OK. You look happy. It's nice. 502 00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:59,200 You might be able to help me. 503 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:02,250 What's the dumbest thing a guy can do to prove his love? 504 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:07,410 Hmm… What's the dumbest thing a guy did to prove his love to me? 505 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,830 Got a tattoo! But I couldn't see it. I thought that was dumb. 506 00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:12,410 Yeah, that's really stupid. 507 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,750 What guy? You never told me about him. 508 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:17,000 It was a long time ago. 509 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,910 If you saw it, maybe you'd like it. 510 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,410 She just said she didn't! 511 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,120 Laura? 512 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,410 Who was this guy? 513 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,200 -Romain… -No, but seriously. 514 00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:29,330 That's enough. 515 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:34,910 Maybe she liked it. 516 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,580 -Where is this place? -Just over there. 517 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,410 -Are you freaking out? -Yeah, I'm nervous. 518 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,410 -Yeah? -Thanks for coming. 519 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,200 Your wife just gave birth, you have work… Thank you. 520 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:51,620 No problem. You'd do the same for me, right? 521 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,330 Yeah, of course! 522 00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,830 But why, you're doing the best of us all. 523 00:33:55,910 --> 00:34:00,290 But I won't be happy until I've written a hit 524 00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:04,620 that all these assholes will sing and wonder who wrote it. 525 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:07,200 And they'll say, "Benoît Pouchellerie." 526 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:10,290 "Hello, it's Benoît Pouchellerie with over a million singles, 527 00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:12,580 glad to have you." 528 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:15,200 I don't know if Pouchellerie will be my stage name. 529 00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:19,830 "OK, the lines are open. To win a plasma TV, 530 00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:22,080 help Benoît Pouchellerie choose a new name. 531 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,540 Any suggestions?" 532 00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:25,660 I got fired from my job, actually. 533 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,950 You're the first person I've told. 534 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:31,750 I'm sorry. 535 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:35,330 You have talent. You'll find work. 536 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,580 And you have a family. That's what matters. 537 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,200 Stop already! 538 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:43,250 You don't know what it's like. Having a family means huge sacrifices! 539 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,120 I screwed up! I let everything go. 540 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,580 Sure, I took a chance, but so what? 541 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:52,370 I know, "so what" is forbidden but he's not here to bust my balls. 542 00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:53,500 Fuck… 543 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:56,790 I'm sorry. 544 00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:04,370 -You should tell Julie. -Yeah. 545 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,500 TIN-TIN TATTOOS 546 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,370 Wait! It hurts. 547 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,290 Yeah, it stings a little. 548 00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:31,830 Stop laughing. 549 00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:34,540 Excuse me, sorry. 550 00:35:36,290 --> 00:35:37,450 More than acupuncture? 551 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,830 I don't know. I've never done it. 552 00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:41,700 If I want to, is it hard to remove? 553 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:44,120 Of course, it's not marker! 554 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,040 Ignore us. 555 00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:52,660 I've just never done this. I'm nervous. 556 00:35:57,370 --> 00:36:00,370 Sorry. No, go ahead. 557 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,290 I'm sorry. 558 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,790 Hello? 559 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:10,950 -So, are we doing this or not? -Well… 560 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,370 I'm trying to show a woman I love her, but we're not together now. 561 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:18,370 If it doesn't work out, I'll have her name on my arm forever. 562 00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:20,040 -Talia's her name? -Yeah. 563 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,370 -Then we'll add an "I". -An "I"? 564 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:25,370 -Then it will be "Italia." -But I'm not Italian. 565 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:29,290 Then we'll make the "A" an "O," and it'll be "Talion." 566 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:30,870 -Talion? -Yeah. 567 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:32,120 You know, Talion's law. 568 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,660 "An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth." 569 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,330 Then we add a dagger and you're good! 570 00:36:37,410 --> 00:36:40,450 Yeah, then I'll have to kill someone to justify my tattoo. 571 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:41,450 Come on! 572 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:44,120 I have other customers. Make a decision. 573 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:40,750 Why are you here? 574 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:42,450 To talk. You won't answer my messages. 575 00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,910 I don't talk here, I dance. 576 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,580 So I have to learn to dance? 577 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,500 I learned French, didn't I? 578 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:49,910 Talia, I'm depressed. 579 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:51,830 Talia! 580 00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:54,620 Look, I got an "A" tattoo for Amour. 581 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:00,830 Well, I almost did. 582 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:04,370 But it hurts. 583 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,250 Come in! Let me take off my apron. I'll be back. 584 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:14,700 Go ahead. 585 00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:21,250 -Is my shirt OK? -It's the blue one? Yeah. 586 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:24,250 -How about me? -You're gorgeous. And my shoes? 587 00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:25,500 They're fine. 588 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,790 -Here I am! -Mom! 589 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,580 How are you? Shabbat shalom. 590 00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:32,120 -Shabbat shalom Son. -This is Laura. 591 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,040 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 592 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:39,700 -Laura is blind, Mom. -Meskina! 593 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:42,750 She's going to touch your face to memorize you. 594 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,370 No! 595 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:48,080 Nobody memorizes me. 596 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,950 Go see your father. 597 00:38:54,450 --> 00:38:55,620 Over there, honey. 598 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,540 -Shabbat shalom, Dad. -Shabbat shalom. 599 00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,790 This is Laura. 600 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,290 -Come here. -She's blind, Dad. 601 00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:04,620 Shabbat shalom. 602 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,200 Shabbat shalom. 603 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,160 What's going on? 604 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,200 Nothing. Come sit down. 605 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:22,410 You're smoking again? You know it's not good for your heart. 606 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,040 We are Jewish opticians. She is goy and blind. Why are you doing this to us? 607 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,750 Sorry, Dad. I didn't hold an audition before falling in love. 608 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,000 She's brilliant. 609 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,870 She's sweet and full of life. Treat her like a normal girl. 610 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:41,040 -A normal girl? -Yes. 611 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,200 Very well, as you wish. 612 00:39:43,290 --> 00:39:45,330 Thanks, Dad. Shabbat shalom. 613 00:39:45,410 --> 00:39:47,620 -Shabbat shalom. -Good. 614 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,500 Oh, wait! 615 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,540 -Be careful honey, you… -Shit. Sorry. 616 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:55,620 -It's no big deal! -Sorry. 617 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,870 It's OK. 618 00:39:56,950 --> 00:40:00,000 We're the only ones who eat Shabbat burgers. 619 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,410 Here are the potatoes. 620 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,250 -It's french fries, honey. -Yes… 621 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:10,120 Any news from the girl from New York about your series? 622 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,500 -Who's this girl? -Nobody. 623 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,790 Mom, something's wrong with your makeup. 624 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:18,910 It's OK. It's from chopping the onions. 625 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,950 -OK. -So… 626 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,330 -Laura, is that your real name? -Yes. 627 00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:27,580 Like Laura Ingalls in Little House On The Prairie. 628 00:40:29,410 --> 00:40:31,000 She was also blind! 629 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,500 -Actually, wasn't that Mary? -Please, don't argue with her. 630 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:41,410 We have important traditions in this family. 631 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,040 Romain told me. I think that's great. 632 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,790 -We like to play ping-pong for Shabbat. -Dad! 633 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:49,580 What? Do you like ping-pong, Laura? 634 00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:51,330 -Dad! -I love it. 635 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,410 -See, she loves it. -Really? 636 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,620 -Yes. -She loves it. 637 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,620 -OK, there's the net. -OK. 638 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,870 -Is this my spot? -No, it's the side. 639 00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:02,370 Just let me put my hair up. 640 00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:04,120 Honey, are you sure? 641 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:09,290 Laura, if you say you play ping-pong, I believe you, but-- 642 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,910 Ah, Dad! 643 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,660 OK? 644 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,330 -Are you ready? -After you! 645 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,750 This is amazing! 646 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,200 How are you doing that? 647 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,410 It's crazy! 648 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,540 Dad! 649 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,660 -What did you do to him? -Nothing! 650 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,790 Mom! 651 00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:42,040 Romain! 652 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,660 Mr. Amsellem? Are you OK? 653 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:49,160 You're playing a joke on me, aren't you? 654 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,750 Mom, come out here! 655 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,200 Romain? 656 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:59,250 -Well? -Is he OK? How did it happen? 657 00:41:59,330 --> 00:42:01,160 He was playing ping-pong with Laura. 658 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,290 -Ping-pong? But she's blind! -What? 659 00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:05,250 Romain's girlfriend is blind. 660 00:42:05,330 --> 00:42:07,620 Where does he meet these girls? 661 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,250 Excuse me, gentlemen. 662 00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:12,330 They seem like a happy couple. 663 00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:15,250 Then again, she's never seen his face. Maybe that's why. 664 00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:18,750 -Do they have sex in the dark? -I don't know about him, but she does! 665 00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,910 -You have guys no respect! -Oh, calm down. 666 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,950 -Speaking of respect. -Sorry, excuse me. 667 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:27,040 -What's this gross thing? -Something you wouldn't understand. 668 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:31,000 -I understand that it's ugly. -That's a nice polo shirt you're wearing. 669 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,580 Everything's fine. 670 00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:35,120 It was just a scare. 671 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,700 He'll stay the night for routine testing and be home tomorrow. 672 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:40,870 Thanks for coming. 673 00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:43,040 Of course. We're your friends, aren't we? 674 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,830 -What the hell is that? -Not now! 675 00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,370 -Should we get wasted to celebrate? -Let's go. 676 00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:51,870 -And what are we celebrating, exactly? -Shut up! 677 00:42:51,950 --> 00:42:53,120 It was just a question. 678 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:47,540 -I don't know the lyrics! -Me neither! 679 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,330 Shit, the cops. Fuck! 680 00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:56,120 -Fuck! -Speed up! 681 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,750 We can't outrun the cops! We'll go to jail! 682 00:43:58,830 --> 00:44:00,250 Get rid of the joint! 683 00:44:00,330 --> 00:44:02,750 Shit! 684 00:44:02,830 --> 00:44:06,410 -Open the window! -I'm high, OK? 685 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,370 I have to call my wife! 686 00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:10,700 -But you're high, man! -Shut up, it's my wife! 687 00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:12,620 -Shut up! -You shut up! 688 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,290 Fuck. 689 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,660 Twice the limit. 690 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,500 What were you celebrating? 691 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,660 A heart attack. 692 00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:39,120 Yes, honey. Baby… 693 00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:43,160 It's super complicated. I'm telling the truth. 694 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,870 I won't be home right away, because we got pulled over by the cops. 695 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,080 They made me smoke. 696 00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:56,160 I didn't want to, I swear. You don't want to know the things I did. 697 00:44:56,250 --> 00:45:00,000 I'm not in my right mind, and I'm scared, baby, I'm scared! 698 00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:01,910 I miss you. 699 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,200 I miss your breasts. I miss your butt-- 700 00:45:05,290 --> 00:45:07,000 Give it back! 701 00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,540 -It's OK. -No, it's not. 702 00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:20,540 Calm down. 703 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,000 Thank you, sir. 704 00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:28,870 Turn around. 705 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:32,620 -Pull down your pants. -Why? 706 00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:34,000 Standard procedure. 707 00:45:37,450 --> 00:45:38,870 Your boxers too. 708 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:43,540 OK, you can pull them up. 709 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:49,000 What's next? 710 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,330 We'll let you know. 711 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,040 He's going to spend the night in the drunk tank. It's the law. 712 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,290 I'm a lawyer. If he tries to kill himself, you're in trouble. 713 00:46:02,370 --> 00:46:05,580 We'll take off his shoe laces. He's not going to commit suicide. 714 00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,950 We know what we're doing. 715 00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:13,660 How does your chick play ping-pong blind? 716 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:17,200 I don't know, by ear? All of her other senses are extra sharp. 717 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:19,120 That's interesting. 718 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,790 Can I ask you a personal question? You don't have to respond. 719 00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:25,540 I'm not talking to you about our sex life. 720 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,950 -That's wasn't my question. -Oh, really? 721 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,540 Exactly. Shut up. 722 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,870 Thanks, officer. 723 00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:38,700 So? 724 00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:40,660 Everything's OK. We made a deal. 725 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,500 We should call you master! 726 00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,200 Maybe even Maestro! 727 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:51,500 I want to slit my veins with a rusty lid. 728 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,250 You can pull up your… 729 00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:57,080 What's next? 730 00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,370 We'll let you know. 731 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,290 Go on! 732 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,370 -What's going on? -We couldn't leave you. 733 00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:17,000 -You guys are crazy. -No, you are. 734 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:20,540 No messing around, girls! 735 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,450 Don't even respond. 736 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,450 Holler if you need any lube! 737 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:27,540 Not a word! 738 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,870 Silence in there! 739 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,540 I've never been so humiliated in my life! 740 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:41,040 Try being in the army. 741 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,620 Stop with your '80s expressions. 742 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:44,910 Fuck you! 743 00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,370 I'll say what I want! 744 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,830 You're full of hot air and I'm tired of it. 745 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,500 All you do is make jokes and puns! 746 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:59,700 It's very annoying! And not very constructive! 747 00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:02,790 Did you say "pun"? 748 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:09,120 Right on! It's a vocabulary flash back! 749 00:48:09,950 --> 00:48:11,750 Come on, guys! 750 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,450 OK. I get it. 751 00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:17,950 He's a lawyer, I'm on trial. Makes sense. 752 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,250 I solemnly ask for your forgiveness… 753 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,290 for being funny! 754 00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:26,580 -There! -That's enough! 755 00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:31,000 You're a pain in the ass! He spends his days defending clients, OK? 756 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:51,620 Shut up! 757 00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:00,410 And we get to spend the night in this shithole. 758 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,410 I'm sorry. 759 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,700 It's my fault. 760 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,250 I'm a piece of shit. 761 00:49:09,870 --> 00:49:13,830 If Laura hadn't met my parents, you wouldn't have come to the hospital, 762 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:17,080 we wouldn't have drank, and we wouldn't be here. 763 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:20,660 No, it's not your fault. 764 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,200 It's mine, because I'm an idiot. 765 00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:27,370 If I wasn't a shitty lawyer I would have gotten him out. 766 00:49:27,450 --> 00:49:30,540 No, if anyone's an idiot, it's me. 767 00:49:30,950 --> 00:49:34,250 It has nothing to do with you. It's my fault. I'm a failure. 768 00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:37,160 If I had kept singing, I would've been a star. 769 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:39,160 The cop would've asked for my autograph, 770 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,500 and we'd have bitches and coke right now. 771 00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:45,750 Damn, I can't believe it! 772 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,450 It's crazy! You're all depressed. 773 00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:51,410 -I'm doing very well. -Whatever. 774 00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:57,410 Life isn't going our way. We have to stop lying to each other. 775 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,000 That's what's wrong with us. 776 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,620 If there's one thing I learned today, 777 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,040 it's that we can count on each other. 778 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,950 So I think we should take advantage of it, 779 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:10,790 and try to change things. 780 00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:15,660 I'm sure that together, we're can discover a new world. 781 00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:18,290 Did you have lunch with the Dalai Lama? 782 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:23,120 You're unbelievable. 783 00:51:26,910 --> 00:51:28,290 Where were you? 784 00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:31,080 I've been trying to reach you for hours! 785 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,330 -I was in jail. -In jail? 786 00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:35,450 -What did you do? -Nothing. 787 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:37,080 OK, let's go. 788 00:51:52,950 --> 00:51:54,200 William? 789 00:51:56,410 --> 00:51:57,540 William! 790 00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:02,290 Why are you in this bed fully dressed and with your shoes on? 791 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:07,620 If you haven't noticed… 792 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,580 I'm depressed. 793 00:52:16,330 --> 00:52:19,540 It's OK, darling. Mommy's here. It's alright. 794 00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:23,040 Am I dreaming or did you get a piercing? 795 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,700 Well, um… Julie… 796 00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:29,540 I saw a doctor. I'm depressed. There, I've said it. 797 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:32,250 -Only music can save me. -You've finally realized it. 798 00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:33,870 What? I didn't hear you. 799 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,580 Remove the piercing or I'll rip it out with my teeth. 800 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,450 -That's not what I heard. -I'm being serious. 801 00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:41,620 God, it looks stupid! 802 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,370 Oh the pain! 803 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,000 There you go! 804 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:57,040 Keep going! 805 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,450 To the beat now, please! 806 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:02,080 Keep going! 807 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,330 Good work! 808 00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:05,620 Really? I feel like I'm doing terrible. 809 00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:07,870 No, but there's still work to be done. 810 00:53:07,950 --> 00:53:10,620 Thank you. You're a very good teacher. 811 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,750 I feel like I'm catching on very quickly. 812 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,160 Oh yeah? 813 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,830 What did she say? 814 00:53:19,910 --> 00:53:20,830 Tudo bem. 815 00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:24,830 No, it's not tudo bem. 816 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:33,950 Even if it's bad, give it to me straight. 817 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,700 -I loved it. J'ai adoré. -Seriously? 818 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,910 C'est très bien écrit. It's original… C'est original. 819 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,500 You've made me so happy, Ruth. 820 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:09,080 Je m'occupe de la traduction. 821 00:54:11,370 --> 00:54:14,750 Dès que je rentre à New York, I'll let the producers read it. 822 00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:17,120 What's Les rabbins dans l'espace in English? 823 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:30,910 I'm so happy. I want to make donuts. 824 00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:34,700 -It's a family joke. -OK. 825 00:54:56,410 --> 00:54:58,750 That's what I'm doing! 826 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,120 Now we will move to tree pose, which you're very familiar with. 827 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,620 Palms together. 828 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,700 Place your foot on your thigh and close your eyes. 829 00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:36,500 Novices, keep your eyes open and find a focal point. 830 00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:39,250 And we'll hold the pose. 831 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Hold… the pose. 832 00:55:43,290 --> 00:55:44,660 I did it this morning. 833 00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,250 Stay in the pose 834 00:55:47,330 --> 00:55:49,950 and bring your hands to the heart center for Namaste. 835 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,950 Breathe out. 836 00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:10,950 Next is mountain. 837 00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:14,750 Open your arms, 838 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:16,830 feet together and let it go. 839 00:56:16,910 --> 00:56:20,580 You can even make some noise. Relax your shoulders. 840 00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:22,540 There you go. 841 00:56:29,790 --> 00:56:31,700 Sylvie, can you take over? 842 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:38,830 -Hands to the heart center. -Will you please be quiet? 843 00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:42,160 -Take them out. -What was that? 844 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:44,830 Will you please be quiet? We're in yoga class, 845 00:56:44,910 --> 00:56:46,290 it's supposed to be silent. 846 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:48,750 OK. Silence. 847 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:52,200 I'm sorry, I'm learning Portuguese. 848 00:56:52,290 --> 00:56:53,620 -Ah. -Yeah. 849 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:59,120 I wanted to say that it's amazing, what we're doing here. 850 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:03,120 We're rediscovering our bodies, our minds are free. 851 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,160 It's true. I… 852 00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:12,450 feel like an oiled bird relearning how to fly. It's… 853 00:57:12,540 --> 00:57:15,660 I'm going to go back to my class, OK? 854 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:19,040 Keep that to yourself. It's very precious. 855 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,910 -OK. -Inside. 856 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,080 Keep it to yourself, OK? 857 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,790 It's not a yoga pose. It means be quiet. 858 00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:32,790 -OK? -Thank you. 859 00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:33,830 Shh! 860 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:35,830 -Shh? -Shh. 861 00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:37,000 Shh! 862 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,580 OK, that's right. Continue to breathe in. 863 00:57:41,910 --> 00:57:42,910 That's perfect. 864 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:46,160 Now that's alignment. Everyone take a look. 865 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,250 This is vertical. 866 00:57:48,330 --> 00:57:52,120 Can you see how fluid it is? And yet, it's straight. 867 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:56,160 I do yoga now, and wow! 868 00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:59,580 I feel good. So much better than before. 869 00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:02,290 No, really. And I'm learning to dance. 870 00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:04,700 And I'm learning Portuguese! Bom dia. 871 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:06,790 Hello! Bom dia. 872 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,120 Really, I'm doing great. 873 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,080 I wanted to see if you could stop by tonight, 874 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,540 so I can introduce you to a composer friend. 875 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,660 Yeah? Great! I'll see you tonight. 876 00:58:24,450 --> 00:58:26,160 It's a gay bar! 877 00:58:27,410 --> 00:58:29,040 Two guys are kissing over there! 878 00:58:29,950 --> 00:58:31,700 French kissing! 879 00:58:31,790 --> 00:58:33,410 Why did we let him drag us here? 880 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,790 It's very disturbing. 881 00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:37,200 I feel like an anti-Semite in a synagogue. 882 00:58:37,830 --> 00:58:40,250 Damn, it's crazy. These guys have no shame! 883 00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:46,250 -It's a nice place, right? -Is your friend gay? 884 00:58:46,330 --> 00:58:49,120 I don't think so. I don't know, but who cares, right? 885 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,870 Check one, two. 886 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:55,500 Paris, Bordeaux, Montreal. Good evening, my name is Marc! 887 00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:57,040 Thank you. 888 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,250 Thank you. 889 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:03,620 It's not a very interesting name, 890 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:09,080 but you may be interested to know that I'm gay… 891 00:59:10,830 --> 00:59:11,950 I think he's gay. 892 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,450 I 100% agree. 893 00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:16,910 …I'm Quebecois, and I sing in English. 894 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,160 I wrote this song for a friend, 895 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:23,200 who like me, has suffered from depression. 896 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,580 You guys are crazy. I hardly know him. 897 00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:28,950 We supported each other, 898 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,160 and shared our fear and discomfort. 899 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:33,410 I owe him a lot. 900 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,660 And my friend's name is… 901 00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:37,910 No. 902 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,290 …Stéphane. 903 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,080 What? 904 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,200 -What? -Nothing. 905 01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:06,200 Hey, Romain! What's wrong with you? 906 01:00:18,950 --> 01:00:22,870 You freaked me out! 907 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,040 Thank you! 908 01:01:17,910 --> 01:01:21,080 I'm glad you guys came. It's really nice. 909 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,000 -Did you like it? -I loved it. 910 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,290 It's fun. We can work together whenever you want. 911 01:01:26,370 --> 01:01:28,370 Your place or mine. Whichever you prefer. 912 01:01:28,450 --> 01:01:29,870 Whenever you'd like. 913 01:01:29,950 --> 01:01:33,580 Perfect. Everything's settled. Can we go now? 914 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,500 -Go where? -I have to pee. 915 01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:38,580 -Then go! -There's no way I'm peeing here! 916 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,450 -Do you want to sing tonight? -No, not now. My throat is scratchy. 917 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,870 Why not? Now's your chance! 918 01:01:44,950 --> 01:01:46,370 Come on, Benoît. Go jam out! 919 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,750 I said no! 920 01:01:49,830 --> 01:01:51,160 He said no, OK? 921 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:53,580 Can we go now? Come on. 922 01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:55,660 Are you guys staying? 923 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,450 Well, I'm going. 924 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,160 -Sorry about him. He's a little tired. -No problem. 925 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,200 It was really good. 926 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,040 I'm not homophobic, but I've never seen so many queers. 927 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,250 They had shaved heads, like Nazi queers. 928 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,660 Romain! 929 01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,370 A girl slept here. 930 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,540 -What? -I can smell it. Tell me the truth. 931 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,370 Laura, I swear… 932 01:02:22,450 --> 01:02:24,080 No! Don't lie to me, OK? 933 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,410 I'm blind, not stupid. 934 01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:29,620 OK. I met someone. 935 01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:34,370 Jackass! Then, why are you still with me? Because you pity me? 936 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,910 No, I've always thought of you as a normal person! 937 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,540 -Normal? -Yes. 938 01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:40,500 Go to hell! 939 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:44,700 So I met someone? It happens every day! 940 01:02:44,790 --> 01:02:46,040 Fuck you! 941 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,290 I'm not going to stay with you just because you're blind. 942 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,750 That would be terrible, ow! Damn it! 943 01:02:54,950 --> 01:02:56,200 OK… 944 01:02:56,660 --> 01:02:57,620 I'm sorry. 945 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:01,040 I've been acting weird… 946 01:03:01,790 --> 01:03:02,910 because I'm depressed. 947 01:03:04,950 --> 01:03:07,200 -What? -I didn't want to tell you. 948 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:12,000 I have depression, like my mother. I think it's hereditary. 949 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,160 Will you call her? 950 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:07,500 I've tried. We've been through too much. 951 01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:09,290 It's a fight. It'll blow over. 952 01:04:09,370 --> 01:04:11,540 I don't care. I want to fuck. OK? 953 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:12,950 I've never cheated on her! 954 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:16,080 So the single life will be good for me. 955 01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:20,950 Sit down, honey. 956 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,500 Thank you. 957 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:25,950 -This is Ruth. -Sorry? 958 01:04:26,580 --> 01:04:27,870 -Ruth. -Ah, "Route." 959 01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:29,700 -Ruth. -"Route." 960 01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:32,450 -Are you from Memphis? -Boston. 961 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:35,540 Because your name reminds me of the "Route" to Memphis. 962 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,290 OK, we're off to a good start. 963 01:04:38,370 --> 01:04:39,790 So… 964 01:04:39,870 --> 01:04:43,410 I wanted to tell you that Ruth and I are going to move there. 965 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:50,700 Jean-Jacques Goldman. 966 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:52,950 -Nobody gives a shit, Laurent. -But… 967 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,700 Excuse us, Ruth. We're a little bit in shock. 968 01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,540 You've brought him to life. 969 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:01,830 He's been wanting to move there for 10 years now. 970 01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:08,870 C'est un génie. 971 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,330 Il n'a rien a faire en France. 972 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:16,370 Avec son talent, il va devenir un star aux Etats-Unis. 973 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,330 -A bientôt. -See you soon. 974 01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:38,450 -Is she a bitch? -Yes. 975 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,040 Thanks for the warm welcome, guys. 976 01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:44,250 William, with your stupid jokes, 977 01:05:44,330 --> 01:05:46,250 and save your singing for the stage! 978 01:05:46,330 --> 01:05:50,080 -What did I do wrong? -Nothing. You'll see this won't last long. 979 01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:51,950 What happened to Laura? 980 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,830 You're giving me advice on women? I must be dreaming! 981 01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:57,370 Don't piss me off, damn it! 982 01:05:57,950 --> 01:05:59,330 Stay out of my love life! 983 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:02,410 It's over with Laura, OK? 984 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,620 I told you. 985 01:06:07,290 --> 01:06:09,120 Let's go out to celebrate. 986 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,500 I'm ready. 987 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:13,750 First round's on me! Forbidden phrase self-detected. 988 01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:16,080 -Route… -No, Routhe… 989 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,200 -Ruth. -Rooo! 990 01:06:18,290 --> 01:06:19,950 -Ruth! -Route! 991 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,120 Rooo! 992 01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:35,500 Amen. 993 01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:46,910 You're glasses are very pretty. 994 01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,250 What's "ping-pong" in English? 995 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,910 I find it so old-fashioned! 996 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,330 I agree with you! 997 01:07:04,410 --> 01:07:06,290 A game almost killed me. Didn't it? 998 01:07:08,330 --> 01:07:10,950 Your English is killing me, Dad. 999 01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:26,000 What did you want, Dad? 1000 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,870 Here. It's yours now. 1001 01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:33,700 Your Patek? Why? 1002 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,580 This is yours too. 1003 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,750 Your vintage car? Why are you giving me all this? 1004 01:07:41,330 --> 01:07:43,660 We knew you would find her. She's perfect. 1005 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,160 We're proud of you. 1006 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:49,250 You made our dreams come true by going to live in New York. 1007 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,370 It's the best place for a Jew. 1008 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:11,410 -Which one is she? -I don't see her. 1009 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,120 Does she still work here? 1010 01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:17,500 What kind of bird is that? 1011 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:18,830 A parrot. 1012 01:08:18,910 --> 01:08:21,950 That's good, I have lots of seeds in my pocket. 1013 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,330 That's him, next to the little one. 1014 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,330 In the pink shirt. 1015 01:08:34,410 --> 01:08:37,950 Why don't you go talk to him? Go, amiga! 1016 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:42,040 Who does he think he is, bringing his friends to look at my ass? 1017 01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:47,660 You're going to ask him to dance, and make sure to embarrass him. 1018 01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:55,620 Looks like she's for you! 1019 01:08:57,620 --> 01:08:58,750 No, thank you. 1020 01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:00,790 Didn't you take dance lessons? 1021 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:03,500 I'm not going to dance with someone I don't know. 1022 01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:05,000 That's bullshit! 1023 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,620 If you do it, I'll play with the musicians. 1024 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:10,330 And I'll take your chick! I'll have two of them! 1025 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:15,450 -OK, here I go! -Yeah! 1026 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:06,450 You did it, man! 1027 01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:09,500 Respect, man! 1028 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,620 Their asses! 1029 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:14,450 I want to fuck those bitches right now! 1030 01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:19,080 -I'll never see her again. -Of course you will. 1031 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,250 -I'm going back in! -No! 1032 01:10:21,330 --> 01:10:25,330 No! 1033 01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:28,950 I'll never be happy. 1034 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,700 When I have a job, I don't have a girl. 1035 01:10:32,790 --> 01:10:35,500 When I have a job and a girl, I don't see my friends. 1036 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:41,580 Oh yeah? I have my friends and a job, but no girl. 1037 01:10:42,410 --> 01:10:44,290 And you, motherfucker, have it all. 1038 01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:45,750 Me? No. 1039 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:50,830 Sure, I have my wife and kids. 1040 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:53,620 And I have friends… 1041 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,910 but I don't have a job. 1042 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000 Huh? 1043 01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:03,000 Like a piece of shit, I got fired. 1044 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,290 What? 1045 01:11:04,370 --> 01:11:07,410 -Did you know he got fired? -Yes. 1046 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:13,000 I see. You share secrets with each other, so maybe I should go. 1047 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,830 Stop being paranoid! 1048 01:11:15,410 --> 01:11:18,370 It's fine. Let's send a message to Romain. 1049 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,620 Give me the bunny. 1050 01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:29,790 -Romain, it's us! -Baby? 1051 01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:32,200 We're sending you kisses. We miss you. 1052 01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:36,250 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 1053 01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:40,660 Ooh La La! 1054 01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,540 Stop, Ruth. It's not funny. 1055 01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:07,870 Hello? 1056 01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:09,870 Yes, hello. 1057 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,120 Yes? 1058 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:14,160 Yes. 1059 01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:18,000 Really? 1060 01:12:20,450 --> 01:12:22,160 No, are you serious? 1061 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:24,910 Yeah, I mean… OK. 1062 01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:27,620 Yeah. 1063 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,120 Thank you! 1064 01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:31,870 It's a little boy. 1065 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,080 -What's his name? -João. 1066 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,040 -João. -A little Brazilian boy. 1067 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,660 Does anyone speak Portuguese? 1068 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,540 No, nobody. 1069 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:48,000 -I know someone. -No, you don't. 1070 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,410 I said I know someone. 1071 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,000 Listen to me. I'm a father now. 1072 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:01,160 Who am I? Don't answer. 1073 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,160 I'm a bad joke, just how you like them. 1074 01:13:04,790 --> 01:13:08,500 Laura, please forgive me for all the hurt I've caused you. 1075 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,540 It had absolutely nothing to do with you. 1076 01:13:12,950 --> 01:13:15,540 I don't give a damn about that stupid New Yorker. 1077 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:20,120 I miss you terribly, Laura. 1078 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,370 Forgive me. 1079 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,620 Say anything and I'll kick your ass. 1080 01:13:51,830 --> 01:13:52,790 It looks good. 1081 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,870 You have a great look and a great face. 1082 01:13:57,540 --> 01:13:58,790 You're a great guy. 1083 01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:01,330 Honestly, I could kiss you. 1084 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,870 -So I look like a queer? -Not at all! 1085 01:14:05,950 --> 01:14:07,160 You look like… 1086 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:08,450 Bruce Willis! 1087 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:14,540 You're doing better. 1088 01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:16,910 Yeah, a lot better. 1089 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,450 OK. Let me tell you something. 1090 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,870 I kept my mouth shut during your little slump. 1091 01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:25,660 -My depression. -I let you insult people, 1092 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:27,370 I shaved my head, 1093 01:14:27,450 --> 01:14:30,450 and I covered for you at the studio for three days. 1094 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,830 So, you're going to find me some cartoon actors 1095 01:14:33,910 --> 01:14:37,540 or I'm out of here and you can deal with your own shit. Understood? 1096 01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:40,040 OK, McClane. Understood. 1097 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,080 OK. 1098 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,750 Now we can get to… 1099 01:14:43,450 --> 01:14:45,450 -Work? -Yes. 1100 01:14:45,540 --> 01:14:46,500 Work. 1101 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,500 Hello? 1102 01:14:55,580 --> 01:14:58,750 What? That's great! Congratulations! 1103 01:14:59,330 --> 01:15:03,160 What? No, I don't speak Brazilian, William. 1104 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:06,200 I only know a few travel phrases! 1105 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,450 Oh, OK. Yeah. 1106 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,950 I'm sorry. I have to go. I promise I'll find actors tomorrow. 1107 01:15:17,450 --> 01:15:19,200 You look great! 1108 01:15:57,620 --> 01:15:59,620 -That's it. -It's great! 1109 01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:01,540 You guys have done amazing work! 1110 01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:03,370 -It's so… -You liked it? 1111 01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:04,870 Yeah. 1112 01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:06,290 Good work. 1113 01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:11,410 Good job. I'm proud of you. 1114 01:16:11,790 --> 01:16:13,200 Time for a kiss. Good idea. 1115 01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:15,540 Hey lovers? 1116 01:16:17,950 --> 01:16:20,830 You know what? We're going to make an album. 1117 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,290 And we're going to do it in Montreal! 1118 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,500 -In Montreal? -Yeah, man. Isn't that cool? 1119 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:29,660 Pay attention. We're looking for Talia's friend. 1120 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,000 Damn, now that's a wig! 1121 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:35,910 What's up, baby? 1122 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,540 -They're all guys. -How do you know? 1123 01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:41,080 -I lived with a Brazilian. -Damn, this is crazy. 1124 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:44,160 Is that a guy? It can't be. Look at those legs! 1125 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:46,660 -Those legs, huh? -Look at everything! 1126 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,830 I'm telling you, they're all guys. 1127 01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:51,870 -That's him! -What exactly do you recognize? 1128 01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:53,870 His face, stupid. 1129 01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:58,620 She's beautiful, but she has a cock? 1130 01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:02,250 -Do we say Mr. or Mrs.? -Mrs. if she has a ring. 1131 01:17:02,330 --> 01:17:03,660 You're an idiot! 1132 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:05,330 Stop! 1133 01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:11,950 Not you. You, there! 1134 01:17:12,950 --> 01:17:14,540 Hey baby, want a group price? 1135 01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:16,910 Hello. We're not here for that. 1136 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,370 Do you remember me? We met through our Brazilian friend Talia. 1137 01:17:20,450 --> 01:17:21,580 Why do want her? 1138 01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:24,660 Hello. I'm Franck, her ex. We need her. 1139 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:26,620 Wait, please! 1140 01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:30,040 Is she messing with us? Hey! 1141 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,080 Wait, miss! 1142 01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:36,160 -Shit, the cops! -Calm down. We didn't do anything wrong. 1143 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,450 Good evening. 1144 01:17:37,540 --> 01:17:39,950 Turn off the engine. Your vehicle papers, please. 1145 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,790 Of course. 1146 01:17:41,870 --> 01:17:44,330 -Have we met before? -Good evening. 1147 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,620 -What the hell is he doing? -There he is! 1148 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:50,250 William! 1149 01:17:50,330 --> 01:17:51,870 You again! 1150 01:17:51,950 --> 01:17:53,790 -He's leaving. -What are you doing? 1151 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,250 He needs our help! 1152 01:17:55,330 --> 01:17:58,910 William! Franck! 1153 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,950 William! 1154 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,120 Police! Stop! 1155 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:13,330 -Why are we chasing the cops? -It wasn't my idea. 1156 01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:16,790 -Why are they chasing us? -I have no idea. It's weird. 1157 01:18:16,870 --> 01:18:19,080 Police! Stop where you are! 1158 01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:22,040 -Stop! -Fuck, there are cops behind us! 1159 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,910 -We didn't do anything wrong! -Shut up and run! 1160 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,120 Let me get this straight… 1161 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:41,910 You panicked when you saw the police, so you ran into the woods. 1162 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,250 -Exactly. -Yes. 1163 01:18:43,330 --> 01:18:45,790 But why did you three follow the police? 1164 01:18:45,870 --> 01:18:50,000 We were running to catch up with our friend, not the police. 1165 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,200 Then more cops came after us, so we panicked. 1166 01:18:53,290 --> 01:18:55,910 They thought we were trying to get away, 1167 01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,450 but we were just trying to catch up with our friend who was being chased! 1168 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,580 What were you doing there? I've lost track. 1169 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:07,410 We were trying to find my ex. She's Brazilian and very good friends 1170 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,200 with one of the, well… 1171 01:19:09,290 --> 01:19:12,450 My wife and I adopted a Brazilian boy, so we need a translator. 1172 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,830 That's why he's worked up. He needs one. 1173 01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:17,660 -My head is spinning. -Need a breathalyzer? 1174 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,080 Out. 1175 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:25,290 Get out! 1176 01:19:31,830 --> 01:19:33,250 What now? 1177 01:19:33,330 --> 01:19:35,000 I should get to work. 1178 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,450 -You have to go to work now? -Hello? 1179 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:40,750 Franck, I left messages, but you didn't call me back. 1180 01:19:40,830 --> 01:19:42,910 Shh. Please, this is important. 1181 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,080 -Are you listening to me? -I'm sorry. 1182 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,370 -I didn't have my cell phone. -Of course not. 1183 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:50,250 Listen, I understand what you're saying. 1184 01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:51,620 You coming, Franck? 1185 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,040 We have a real problem. 1186 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,000 Come on. 1187 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,830 We still don't have any actors, and you're not here… 1188 01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:01,750 -Come on! -I found actors. I'm on my way. 1189 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:04,540 Guys, you're gonna do some dubbing. 1190 01:20:04,620 --> 01:20:07,120 -Dubbing? -But I'm a tax lawyer. 1191 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,540 -That's great. -Really? 1192 01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:11,160 -Sorry, I have things to do. -Your voice is great! 1193 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,870 Really? OK, fine. 1194 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,410 And Bruce Willis will be there. 1195 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,620 -Bruce Willis? -Yeah. 1196 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:18,660 Seriously? The guy from Crystal Trap? 1197 01:20:19,450 --> 01:20:20,830 Wow, Bruce Willis… 1198 01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:29,700 -Why am I the weasel? -You have a weasel voice. 1199 01:20:29,790 --> 01:20:32,290 But weasels don't talk, Franck. 1200 01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:33,620 Just let me do my job! 1201 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,750 I think William should play the badger. 1202 01:20:35,830 --> 01:20:38,040 -Why? -Your head looks like a badger! 1203 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,120 Don't start! They're just animals. 1204 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:43,080 Romain will be the badger. 1205 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:44,620 I'll do a character study. 1206 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:45,870 What about the ferret? 1207 01:20:45,950 --> 01:20:49,250 He sings a lot, so you'll be good at that. 1208 01:20:49,830 --> 01:20:54,290 -Benoît sings? That's a news flash. -Oh! "News flash" is a forbidden phrase. 1209 01:20:54,370 --> 01:20:55,580 You are a badger! 1210 01:20:55,660 --> 01:20:57,250 -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 1211 01:21:00,540 --> 01:21:03,160 Sorry, this is important. I'll be back. 1212 01:21:05,910 --> 01:21:08,250 -What a pain in the ass. -What now? 1213 01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:11,500 Ask Bruce Willis. 1214 01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:14,830 I can hear you. 1215 01:21:16,290 --> 01:21:18,160 Sorry, I was messing around. 1216 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:22,410 Use this time to practice your lines. 1217 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:26,370 Stand over there. Go ahead. 1218 01:21:26,830 --> 01:21:27,910 I'll start the video. 1219 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,620 -I know I was horrible to you, Talia. -You were awful, Franck! 1220 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:33,950 It's unforgivable but I was depressed. 1221 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,830 That doesn't justify your terrible behavior! 1222 01:21:36,910 --> 01:21:39,330 Please, give me another chance. 1223 01:21:39,910 --> 01:21:41,330 Operation stuffing! 1224 01:21:41,410 --> 01:21:43,500 What a great idea! 1225 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,500 -You're safe my friend! -Yeah, baby! 1226 01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:51,000 I'm a genius! Oh yeah, baby… 1227 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,080 -Let's stop this session. -Peck! 1228 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,160 -What's wrong with you? -I'm happy. 1229 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,330 That was Talia. We're going to go out. 1230 01:21:58,410 --> 01:21:59,950 Did she find someone for me? 1231 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,910 Yes, of course, my little weasel. 1232 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:05,160 My big badger and my big ferret! 1233 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:10,580 Let's get back to work. Your asses are in place, great! 1234 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:12,250 Let's do some dubbing! 1235 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,290 Are there any good dancers in here? 1236 01:23:52,370 --> 01:23:55,620 Yes, I'd like two one-way tickets to New York please. 1237 01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:58,620 On the 18th. 1238 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:02,290 Amsellem. 1239 01:24:03,910 --> 01:24:04,830 Got the passports? 1240 01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:07,000 -Yeah. -Is this you? 1241 01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,080 -Gate ten? -Yes. 1242 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,750 It's over there. 1243 01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:16,250 What are you… 1244 01:24:16,330 --> 01:24:17,750 Stop stressing. 1245 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,950 -They won't be long. -Stop irritating me. 1246 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:23,540 Sorry, when you're stressed, I'm stressed. 1247 01:24:23,620 --> 01:24:24,540 I'm sorry. 1248 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:31,000 -It'll be hot on the plane. -Stop. 1249 01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,620 Hey! 1250 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,450 -Benoît, this is Talia. -Òla. 1251 01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:36,620 Nice to meet you. 1252 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,540 -Julie, Talia. -Òla. 1253 01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:43,870 -Hey! -So, you're going to Canada? 1254 01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:46,540 Yeah. We're a little nervous, but hey… 1255 01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:48,040 Don't pick up his accent. 1256 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:51,500 I'm telling you, we're going to be a hit. He's a hell of a musician. 1257 01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,370 Right, man? 1258 01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:59,000 -You're going to be awesome. -Thanks, man. 1259 01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:03,000 Ok, we have to go. 1260 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:06,160 William's sent about 200 texts. He's freaking out. 1261 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,660 We'll meet you at arrivals. 1262 01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,290 -Ciao! -See you! 1263 01:25:10,370 --> 01:25:13,870 Come see Daddy. Do you mind waiting in line for us? 1264 01:25:13,950 --> 01:25:17,450 We'll be back in two minutes. Thanks, you fucking caribou! 1265 01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:18,660 Yeah. 1266 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,660 Stop with that accent! 1267 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:24,500 The French. 1268 01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:26,000 Stop it! 1269 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,870 -Are you nervous? -Not at all. 1270 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:31,040 See! 1271 01:25:37,330 --> 01:25:41,370 -Dad! Mom! -My son! 1272 01:25:41,950 --> 01:25:43,250 How are you, Dad? 1273 01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:46,580 I'm well, and I should ask you the same thing. 1274 01:25:46,660 --> 01:25:49,040 -I'm great. -So, where is she? 1275 01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:50,250 Over there. 1276 01:25:53,790 --> 01:25:57,120 -Why is she here? -I decided that she's the one. 1277 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:01,120 Mom, if you cry, I swear on your life that I will never visit you again. 1278 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,290 -I'm not crying. -She's not crying. 1279 01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:05,870 -Good, and this is for you. -What is it? 1280 01:26:05,950 --> 01:26:07,410 One-way tickets to New York. 1281 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:10,160 The plane leaves in two hours, so you better hurry. 1282 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:12,450 -But how… -To New York? 1283 01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:15,410 -Yes. -Romain, we don't have our suitcases. 1284 01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,370 -Exactly. -We need time to plan. 1285 01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:19,830 You've been planning this for 30 years! 1286 01:26:20,950 --> 01:26:24,450 Go live your dream life and then let me live mine. 1287 01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:26,910 There are lots of Jews in New York. 1288 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,410 Right, Dad? You said it's the best. 1289 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:34,120 They will help you, give you clothes… It's a tight-knit family community, right? 1290 01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:35,700 OK. There you go. 1291 01:26:35,790 --> 01:26:38,870 Quickly now, or you'll be late. 1292 01:26:38,950 --> 01:26:41,910 -But Romain… -Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 1293 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,660 -I don't want to go. -Don't worry, Mom. Now go! 1294 01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:47,450 -Everything will be fine! -So long! 1295 01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:50,750 You can learn English there. I love you. 1296 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:54,000 -Bye Bye! -Bye! 1297 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:57,290 Ah, there you are! 1298 01:27:00,910 --> 01:27:02,040 Isabelle, how are you? 1299 01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,080 -This is Talia. -Hello. 1300 01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,120 Talia. 1301 01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:08,000 -Hello. -Hello. 1302 01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:09,870 -Have you met? -Of course. 1303 01:27:09,950 --> 01:27:14,000 -Don't worry, it will be alright. -He'll be here in 15 minutes. Let's go. 1304 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:28,540 -I'm gonna lose it. -We said we'd keep it together. 1305 01:27:30,830 --> 01:27:32,040 João! 1306 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,540 -How do you say "hello?" -Bom dia. 1307 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:51,410 -Bom dia. -Bom dia. 1308 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,290 Bom dia.My name is William. 1309 01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:55,830 No, your name is Daddy! 1310 01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:56,950 I can't believe it! 1311 01:27:58,410 --> 01:27:59,410 Hello there! 1312 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:07,000 There they are! 1313 01:28:08,410 --> 01:28:10,250 -How are you? -Good, you? 1314 01:28:10,330 --> 01:28:12,500 -There's your son! -Yes. 1315 01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:14,290 -I'm Talia. -Laura. 1316 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:16,790 -What's her name? -Chloe. 1317 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,080 She's so cute. Well done! 1318 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,160 -So, what's he like? -Well… 1319 01:28:23,250 --> 01:28:27,370 He's not very tall and has light red hair and a beard. 1320 01:28:27,450 --> 01:28:29,200 You're stupid! 1321 01:28:30,830 --> 01:28:32,080 Here, I'll take a photo. 1322 01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,750 -OK, here we go. -Get closer. 1323 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,040 Back up! 1324 01:28:38,370 --> 01:28:39,750 Squeeze together. 1325 01:28:39,830 --> 01:28:43,410 -But you won't be in the picture! -I'll take it. 1326 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:44,870 How about I take it. 1327 01:28:46,620 --> 01:28:47,950 You go ahead. I'll do it. 1328 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,120 -Here. -Get over there with everyone. 1329 01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:54,410 Now you're not in it either. 1330 01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,040 We can have Ronaldinho take it. 1331 01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,830 His name is Fernando. 1332 01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:03,410 OK. Fernando, will you take the picture? Translate for me, honey. 1333 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,790 Be nice to him. 1334 01:29:04,870 --> 01:29:06,580 -Please, honey! -OK. 1335 01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:11,290 OK. 1336 01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:17,290 He said "in three!" 1337 01:29:17,370 --> 01:29:19,790 I'll translate. I understand everything! 1338 01:29:19,870 --> 01:29:22,870 One, two, three! 1339 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,450 -Redo! See, I understand everything. -Yes, you do. 1340 01:29:38,870 --> 01:29:40,750 He said that it's good! 1341 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:56,370 -You know, there's a bar right over there. -Let's go. 1342 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,660 Since it's right there… 1343 01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:44,620 It's not in the basement. It must be in the attic! 1344 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:47,580 I thought they were on vacation? Yet another crappy plan. 1345 01:32:47,660 --> 01:32:51,950 Stop annoying me! Why hasn't your species gone extinct yet? 1346 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,160 Survival instinct, man! 1347 01:32:54,250 --> 01:32:56,790 If you don't shut it, I'll stuff you both! 1348 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,910 This is the wrong key. 1349 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:03,000 -Where's the attic key? -You stink! Some kind of infection? 1350 01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:04,410 Yeah, what a great idea! 1351 01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:06,040 Operation stuffing. 1352 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:09,330 We're always losing the key! 1353 01:33:11,330 --> 01:33:12,950 I tried that one! 1354 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:18,660 Operation stuffing, what a brilliant idea! 1355 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:21,790 You saved your species by running away. 1356 01:33:21,870 --> 01:33:24,540 Yeah, baby I am a genius, baby 1357 01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:27,250 Every day and every night, baby 1358 01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,620 There we go. This one worked. 1359 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,620 What in the world is this? 1360 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,370 Subtitle translation by: Emily Moorlach 92378