All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e10 Hauntin Around the Christmas Tree.eng

Thank you for coming
to my milking demonstration.

If you have
any additional questions,

that's on you,
I was very thorough.

Thank you, Bill.

For being a kid
you truly know nothing about talking to kids.

So who wants to try
milking first? Noah?

Thanks, but no thanks, Lou.

This is all
a little too jiggly for me.

I'll give it a try.

Sure, Winnie. Go right ahead.

Goodbye farm-to-table.

Hello, utter to cereal bowl.

Efficient, resourceful.
I'll allow it.

Noah was right.
This is pretty jiggly.

It's a little warm.

Any way we can
back this bad girl into the walk-in fridge?

One, I think cow butts

are probably
on a health inspector no-no list.

And two, the walk-in fridge
is on the fritz.

I was just in there,
and it's making everything warmer.

I thought the green bits
in the cream cheese this morning were chives.

And you are welcome
to keep thinking that.

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka♪

What part of my palm
are you reading now?

I was trying
to read your lifeline,

but I can't seem to find it.

Ah-ha! There it is.

Oh, boy.

What?
What do you see?

Nothing.
Totally unrelated.

You don't plan to go
skydiving soon, do you?

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Parker, can we
please not break the kayaks?

We are running out
of duct tape.

I mean professional
kayak sealant.

Oh, great.
My family's canceling

the traditional Preston family
Christmas party at the chateau.

You know, I was just starting
to find you relatable.

Turns out they want to visit

my sister's dumb
space station instead.

You're doing Christmas
in space?

That's it.
This holiday has gotten way too commercial.

I'm not going.

My sister said
she gave up my spot on the rocket.

It turns out they're giving it
to her giant cat,

who's apparently
the brother she never had.

Well, if you can't
celebrate Christmas in December with your family,

why not celebrate it
with us now?

We've done it before.

But this time
you can be in charge.

We can include
all your family traditions.

Great idea.

You guys are going
to love this.

Preston family Christmases
have everything.

Maple syrup fountains,
human snowmen

trained turtles
as serving trays.

You know,
classic Christmas.

Yes, classic.

I do believe trained turtles
are mentioned in O Holy Night.

Plus, everyone
gets an awesome present.

Inner peace?

No, something expensive.

Clearly, you don't know
the cost of a yoga retreat.

This party
has to be a huge bash.

I could use some help
with decorations and swag bags.

Jake, Destiny, you in?

I can handle swag bags

if you tell me what it means
to handle swag bags.

And I'll take care
of decorations.

Great. Meet in 10
for a planning session.

I'm going to go
call my snowman wrangler,

who I think
may just steal them from children's yards.

But he's got a great deal,
so I'm not asking questions.

Parker, someone
has to put away these kayaks.

But you know what?
It is Christmas Eve.

So it's not gonna be
me either.

Mama's getting her nog on.

This party is gonna be
so much fun.

I'm gonna go grab
a step ladder so I can decorate the tree.

Okay.

But If I were you,
I'd wear a helmet.

What do you see on here?

Come on. How hard could it be
to overnight some turtles?

They basically come
in their own packaging.

Do you know how ridiculous
you sound?

Thanks for coming, guys.
I need some good news.

Hit me with those
amazing party ideas.

Well, I was thinking
we can cover the mess hall

in paper snowflake chains
and Christmas lights.

Then for the tree,

we can make garlands
out of popcorn and cranberries.

I love the enthusiasm,
Destiny.

But decor
at a Preston family Christmas

needs to be
a lot more impressive, okay?

This party needs
to make the Great Gatsby

feel like
the below average Gatsby.

Then what about...

Ice sculptures?

Hmm... Elaborate
time consuming frozen artwork

in the sweltering heat
of summer.

Now you're talking.

Talking and
instantly regretting.

Okay, Destiny's nailing it.

Jake, how are we doing
on swag bags?

Yes. Question,

how do I get the swag
inside the bag?

Diagrams would help.

Come on,
the present's gotta pop.

It's Christmas.
Everyone knows how much you spend on a gift

shows how much you care.

That doesn't sound right.

Just noodle on it
for a little while. It'll gel.

Now, remember, team,
all we gotta do is throw a party so epic

it makes going
to space feel like a trip to the dentist.

No pressure.

Oh, did I give
that impression? Sorry.

Lots of pressure.

Great meeting.
Guys, we're killing Christmas.

Certainly feels that way.

And he left without
drawing the diagrams.

Ugh! Lou really needs
to take a look at that walk-in fridge.

Milk should not be warmer
outside the cow.

Bill?

Yo, respect
for your pajama game, bro.

I'm not Bill.

I'm your ghost host.

I just look like
someone you know, so you won't be scared.

Standard ghost procedure.

A ghost, huh?

And why would a ghost
dress like someone who uses the word "motor car"?

Because I bought this
for my sister's ghost wedding,

and I wanted to get
some more use out of it, okay?

Also strong words
coming from a guy wearing a pompom hat.

Whatever, Bill.

Anyways,
I got to hit the sack.

I'm kind of throwing
the Christmas of the Century tomorrow.

So if you'll excuse me,
"ghost host".

It does say in your file
that you're a little slow on the uptake.

Maybe this will
convince you.

Boo![YELPS]

Good, good.
Get it all out.

Ghosts are real.

They are.
And three more are coming to visit you tonight.

You've forgotten
what Christmas is all about.

So they're going
to teach you

the true meaning
of the holiday.

Are these ghosts scary?

Very.

Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.

Me and ghost Lincoln
had Knitting Club.

That boy can bust out a doily.

Well, they're
usually scary.

Parker, the Ghost
of Christmas Past,

Christmas Past, Parker.

What is going on?

An elaborate morality play
in your subconscious.

Try to keep up.

Let's do this.

That was unpleasant.

I felt like I was being
pulled here by my spleen.

Where are we?

This doesn't
look familiar?

Is this...

Is this my childhood bedroom?

It is.

[CHUCKLES]

This is my first hockey stick.

That's where I learned
how to tie my shoes.

And this is where
I used to sit and talk to all my teddy bears.

I mean, real friends.

Anyway, it's just like
I remember it.

That's because it is just like
you remember it.

We're in the past.
It's Christmas Eve 15 years ago.

Excuse me, would you mind
sending me back now?

You accidentally
brought me along.

Looks like someone could use
more time traveling practice

and less knitting
with Lincoln.

You've always been jealous
of our friendship.

And with that tone,
you can just find your own way back to the present.

Fine. From 15 years
in the past

I'm going to go
hit up The Rock

before he gets too big
to return my calls.

All right.
Why are we here?

Is it so I can warn little me
not to frost my tips?

Shh. Watch.

Hey, it's little me.

Hey, little me.

Leave those tips alone.

He can't hear you, Parker.

Oh! Careful.

Spleen's still sensitive.

That's young Priscilla
in her business casual.

She must've just come
from the playground.

Hey, doofus?
What are you doodling?

A picture of our family.

It's Mom and Dad's
Christmas present.

[SARCASTICALLY]
Aw, how cute.

And by cute,
I mean sad and pathetic.

What did you get them?

I also got them drawings.

Perhaps you've heard
of a little guy named Van Gogh?

Maybe Starry Night
can replace your hand turkey on the fridge.

What?
How could you afford that?

I liquidated
some of my assets.

Everyone knows
that how much you spend on a gift

shows how much you care
about someone.

It does?

Of course it does.

[SCOFFS] I wish I had
a giant cat instead of a brother.

Later, loser. Have fun
getting cut out of the will.

Why are you
showing me this?

This was the worst
Christmas ever.

Yeah, and it's pretty much
all downhill from here.

Shall we?

Hey! Would you just...

Cut that...
[SIGHS] Out.

I'll stop when you learn
the true meaning of Christmas

or when I run out
of time dust.

This stuff is not cheap.

So when are we now?

A year later.
Remember this one?

I'm getting Mom and Dad
massage chairs for Christmas.

Oh, yeah? Well, I got them
their own personal masseuse.

I got them
season tickets

for their favorite
hockey team.

Well, I bought them
their favorite hockey team.

Nuh-uh.Yes-huh.

Are you proud of yourself?

She started it.

This isn't over, doofus.

One day, I'm going to give
Mom and Dad

the best Christmas ever

on a space station
named after me.

And you won't be invited.

But I love space.

That's it.
I'm gonna frost my tips.

Wow, I forgot
all about that.

Now, do you see
the error of your ways?

So my family goes
a bit overboard with the gifts.

It's the holidays.

What does this have to do
with Christmas now?

Now is not
my department, Parker.

No. No more travelling
by glitter.

I'm back.

You guys will not believe
the dream that I just had.

Also, that Christmas tree
needs to be like three times bigger.

We're competing
with zero gravity here, folks.

Um, hello?

They can't hear you,
Parker.

What? Who are you?

I'm the ghost
of Christmas present.

Get ready to see some stuff.

All right, before we do this,
can I at least put on some pants?

Hurry up,
there's much to see.

So that's a no
on the pants?

There's no time.

We have to show you
how your actions are affecting the kids at camp.

Oh. Well, I can't wait
to see all the Christmas cheer I've been spreading.

Sure, that's exactly what
we took time out of our busy ghost schedules

to visit you for.
Good things.

Well, do we have to travel
by glitter?

To the Mustang cabin?
It's right there.

Some ghosts have no flair
for the dramatic.

No flair for the dramatic?
Do you see what I'm wearing?

You!

I had to walk for 15 years
to get back here.

In dress shoes.

Ah, much better.

Where did you send them?

The Ice Age. Better hope
those dress shoes have traction.

Quick. We have to teach you
the error of your ways before he gets back.

I cannot afford
another meeting with Ghost HR.

You know, this would
have been a lot faster if you used a chainsaw.

I've got one gassed up
and ready to go.

No, thanks.

Wait, what?

Watch the wings, man.
Watch the wings.

Parker.

Feast your eyes
on the chilling scene before you.

Finally, your energy
matches your wardrobe.

Destiny.
I'm going to be honest.

I totally didn't think
you could pull this off.

But it looks great.

I know, right?

This party means
so much to Parker. I can't let him down.

These decorations
have to be impressive or Christmas is ruined.

Now, for the final touch.

BOTH: No!

I ruined Christmas!

In July.
But whatever.

[SIGHS] It doesn't matter
when it is.

You know how much
this party means to Parker.

Ugh! Why did I ever say
I could do this?

I had no idea
Destiny didn't know how to make ice sculptures.

She's a 16-year-old girl
from Tallahassee.

Did you really think
this was in her wheelhouse?

It's okay, Destiny.

Just tell Parker
you couldn't do it.

And disappoint him?

I can't.

Maybe I'll just try
and sculpt his face.

I just need more ice.

Back up the mountain.
Altitude sickness round two.

I feel terrible.

But can we stick around
for the ice face?

I want to see
if she gets the hair right.

You know, by now
even Ebenezer

was learning
a little something.

Hey, Jake,
what you making?

They're action figures
of me and Parker.

I'm gonna give them
to him for Christmas.

I love them.

Wow, you're
actually talented.

I mean, you're talented.
I knew it!

Thanks.

I really hope
the proportions are right.

I measured Parker
in his sleep.

Ah, that's so sweet.

Horrifying, but sweet.

I'm heading to the kitchen
to get a drink

you want anything?

Soy kale
pineapple smoothie.

Water it is.

This is so nice.

After Destiny's Ice Capade,
I really needed this.

Thank you, guys.

He's a little slow
on the uptake.

Yeah, I saw his file.

Hey, Jake,
look at this.

It's a Christmas present
for you.

It says it's from Parker.

Wow.

That's a big box.

It looks expensive.

It is, nothing says
Merry Christmas

like credit card debt.

Clearly, Parker spent
a lot of money on this,

but I don't have
any money.

Parker's gonna think
I don't care about him.

No, he won't.

It's the thought
that counts.

Parker can't read
my thoughts, Bill.

Wait. No,
don't throw them away.

They're great.

Wow.

I really messed up
didn't I?

No, you're being haunted
in your dreams

because you are
nailing it.

Too much?No, girl. Just right.

Wow, this is horrible.

I made Destiny and Jake
feel as bad as I did

about Christmas
when I was a kid.

Probably worse.
At least you were rich.

Man, I thought I was past
being so materialistic.

The holidays can
bring out the worst in us.

Every year, I argue
with my mother over the peppermint bark recipe.

A little nutmeg
won't kill you, Gina, we're already ghosts.

Look, I see the error
of my ways.

I don't need a third ghost
to show me my future.

So can we please just call it
a day or a night,

or whatever, we're calling
this rancid milk-induced fever dream?

Foolish mortal,
it doesn't work that way.

They always want to quit
after the second ghost.

I'm just that good.

I set them up,
you knock them down.

I promise, I will fix
all of this when I wake up

so can I, please, please,
just be done?

Ah, I don't know.

Why don't you ask her?

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

Phew, it's hot in there.

I mean, [OMINOUSLY]
ooh, I am the Ghost of Christmas Future.

It's her first week
on the job.

Still, she's really
embodying her character.

I can't believe
she's already off book.

All right,
let's get this over with.

What do I have to do
to travel to the future?

It's simple.
Pull my finger.

Ew, no.It's not what you think.

Come on.
I'm not falling for that.

It's the only way.

Come on, please.

Fine.

Phew,

I has been a while since
I left the present,

that is tough on
the spleen.

Where are we?Kikiwaka Ranch.

Twenty years in the future,

or 30.

I'm still not great
at this time travel thing.

At least it isn't
50 years into the future.

Hot tip. Buy a boat.

PARKER: Is that Bill?

Why is he carrying
Lou's clipboard

and rocking
a sweet lip warmer?

Because he owns
the camp, now.

What happened to Lou?

She passed on
to the big camp in the sky.

She's dead?

No. She started
a Camp Kikiwaka on the moon.

Oh...

I see
how that was confusing.

So this is
a great future then,

Lou is on the moon
and Bill grew an awesome stash.

A great future?

Have you not taught him
how this works?

It's like talking
to a wall with this guy.

Ms. Baker, Mr. Jacobs.

What can I do for you?

I haven't seen you two
since you enrolled in business camp.

We're here
to purchase the ranch.

Too bad.
I'll never sell it.

I'd sooner shave
my glorious mustache.

Oh, you'll sell it,
that is,

unless you want us to call
the health inspector

on that walk-in fridge
of yours.

[GASPS] You wouldn't.

Yeah, you wouldn't.

Oh, we would.

Well, Destiny would.
I don't know their number.

That walk-in fridge
has been broken since we went here.

We're doing everyone's
tummies a favor.

Parker, don't you see,

your gigantic
Christmas parties

distracted Lou from fixing
that fridge?

And now, not even Bill's

glorious mustache
can save this place.

The new Christmas Future

is laying it on
a little thick.

Maybe, but she has it.

Her technique is raw
and riveting.

Fine. I guess
the camp is yours.

But I hope since
we're friends

that you at least
let me stay on as director.

It depends,
how good are you

at directing
wrecking balls?

Because we're tearing
down the entire camp

and building a giant
business center.

What kind of business?

The kind of business that
makes money, a money business.

He's obviously not
the brains of this operation,

but he's right.
We're in it for the money.

Yeah, Christmas
present money.

It's the most
important thing.

Wait, I made them
think that.

Uh, de-doi!

Please. I don't want to
see anymore.

Let me pull your finger,
I beg of you.

No finger pulling
keep watching.

Jake, prepare
for demolition.

[GASPS] You rigged the camp
with explosives?

I love my job.

Guys, stop!

This is wrong.
Don't listen to me.

[LIGHTNING CRACKLES]

Just think,

none of this
would have been possible if we hadn't listened

to our mentor,

Parker Preston.Parker Preston.

Ready, on three. One...Three.

No!

No!

Does he always
sleep here?

I don't know. Maybe.
I never gave him a cabin.

You can see me?

The camp, it's still here.
It's a miracle.

I say that to myself
every day.

You guys,
I am so sorry.

I had it all wrong.

The most important part
of Christmas

is being with the people
that you love.

And I love you
and you and...

I don't know you,
but I feel like I could also love you.

Wait. Does this mean
you don't want a big Christmas party?

Or an ice sculpture

that I have definitely
already finished

and didn't cry over once?

No, Christmas
isn't about having your face

carved in ice forever
or swag bags or parties.

It's about peace,
joy and good will.

All I want for Christmas

is a campfire surrounded
by all of you.

Ooh, can we have
Christmas carols?

Of course.

And what about
Christmas Connies and Christmas Steves?

You're too pure
for this world, buddy.

After last night, I will
never forget the true meaning of Christmas again.

That's awesome.
By the way,

where'd you get
those pajamas?

Oh, oh, you like them?

No, I just wanted
to buy you matching pants.

That's fair.

And Lou,
I am going to help you fix that walk-in fridge,

because someday,
you might be building a camp on the moon

and it is really going
to come around to bite you.

What do you think
happened to him?

I don't know.

But I've got to get
that guy a cabin.

Sorry I shut
these down earlier, Destiny,

these garlands
are great.

Thanks. They look
really pretty once they're on the tree.

And maybe later
we can eat them.

All we have at this camp
is hot milk.

Hey, Parker?

I'm so sorry,
but I didn't buy you a Christmas present.

It turns out
the general store

does not accept
payment in hugs.

But Jake, you made me
the best present ever.

We just have to go
get it out of the trash.

How'd you know
about that?

Because a ghost came to
me in my dream and showed me.

Oh, cool.

LOU: Another hard night's
work complete.

Nice job, Christmas Past.

Ghost Host.
Glad you could make it.

Do not talk to me.

I just had to relive
12,000 years

of human history
because of you.

Do you know how
many centuries they didn't have espresso machines?

Most of them.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

Lou. Great news.

It turns out I get
to spend Christmas

at the space
station after all.

I guess Priscilla
had a bad dream

and decided to leave her
giant cat at home.

Plus, there's no room
for its giant litter box.

It's a Christmas
in July Miracle.

I should really talk to
someone about making this a permanent thing.

Oh, wait. That someone is me.
Great idea, Lou.

Well, guys, looks like
our job here is done.

Pull my finger
and let's go home.

[FARTS][LAUGHING]

Gotcha!

Who hired her?

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