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Inside.
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This tired old fat piece of shit
get the drop on us.
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I don't know.
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He's not even armed.
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This bag is the only thing
he had on him.
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What's in there?
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Can't see anything.
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Here, give it to me.
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Kind of.
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Moron
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carries a chest set with them.
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What the fuck?
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Look at all this shit.
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You're going to tell us
what's the gimmick with the bag?
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It's magic.
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You put your hand in outcomes
at present.
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I don't really understand
how it works either.
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So.
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Mr Scrooge,
that's right.
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Who are you?
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Why next month?
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You will need some.
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Shone down, Lauren.
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But Montana?
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Perminova?
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Kris Kringle?
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Jolly old singing people call me
a lot of things.
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Very funny.
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Or should I say oh, oh.
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You said it.
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What is your reindeer?
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They were on the roof
until that guy turned his on ice.
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Come, Bob.
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You don't believe me?
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Go cheque.
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Prancer left a tasty log up there.
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This fucking guy.
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You don't think I know you're an idiot,
but don't be an idiot out loud.
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Come on, it's just insanity Claus
with a fucking trick bag.
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Ohh, that's sad.
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Was full against tray.
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Come on, everybody knows
that Christmas trees are bullshit.
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Flies to make a big deal out
of it every Christmas.
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Every freaking Christmas with the presents
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and the candy and the decorations
and the Christmas carolling
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and all that bullshit.
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And then when I was.
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I don't know 1011?
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He got laid off and that Christmas
couldn't even afford a tree.
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No Christmas dinner,
no gifts, nothing.
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Not cool or Dick.
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Our neighbours, our neighbours
are they had it all.
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Excellent.
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Your tied chair through their window,
mocking me.
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So Christmas Eve rolls around and.
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And waiting for her body
to go to bed.
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Snuck in there to take it all.
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My problem was that the Gramps
got up to take a piss
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and the two were scared
the shit out of each other and.
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Fell down the stairs
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and broke his neck
and he died in the hospital.
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Everybody thought that I did,
and every time I tried to tell him,
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I tried to tell him that.
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Anyway, maybe they did do it.
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Maybe he did push him.
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Well, fucker.
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So you see,
Christmas ruined my life.
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Okay, but you know what?
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It set me on the path
and made me the great man
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that I am today.
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I'm sorry, Jimmy.
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I really AM.
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But I do gifts.
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I do Christmas cheer.
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I don't get involved
in people's lives.
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Ohh yeah, yeah.
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Well maybe you fucking should.
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Ohh.
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How did you know your name?
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Porn.
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So your excuse?
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And I guess that huffy bike
you wanted back in 82 one
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you wrote me a 50 times about.
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Where you, Kira?
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Well, you made your brother eat worms.
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That's not a how does
he know about my bike?
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It's a lucky guess.
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Like.
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Hey, do you like big tits?
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Come on, every kid
wants a fucking bike.
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You're going to tell me
who you work for?
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You got 5 seconds to tell me
who you really are.
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5432, I'm sure.
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The clause.
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Well, not anymore.
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Snowing.
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Santa magic.
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Let it snow.
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It's not snow,
it's Styrofoam.
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I told you this guy's
a big foam.
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Where do you go?
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Went up the chimney.
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I saw it.
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I don't know.
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He had a rag and some police system
that just yanked him up.
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You can't sit up there.
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It's impossible when you see one weird thing
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and then you think you're a fairytale coming.
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We've got slaybells approaching.
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Oh my God, she's right there.
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The extraction team,
pull yourselves together.
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And that is the sound
of my kill squad.
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Oh oh oh you're visiting
fucked now, huh?
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What are you gonna do,
little elf bitch.
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Ohh pretty.
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Yeah.
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Killer baby.
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When's gonna save us?
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Jean Claude van Dijk
should just ditched us, sweetie.
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Hold your fire.
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Easy, easy.
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Identify yourself.
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One of the hostages.
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Morgan Steele.
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The actor.
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Play the light of soldiers
in my career.
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Can I just say thank you
for your service?
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Semper fi.
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What's the situation
inside bunch of ex military guys?
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I gotta warn you,
they know you're coming.
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I think they're ready for you.
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They better be.
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We're on a tight schedule.
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She.
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Ohh.
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Write this without.
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Ohh.
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I thought you're
10 minutes late.
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What kept you?
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Looks to me like your nan's
got a hole in it.
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Or are you just letting
your hostages out for some exercise?
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No, no, no.
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We got it.
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While go for running
around complication and causing problems.
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Lights don't.
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Security.
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I don't think so.
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Some intruder dressed
as Santa.
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But I'm telling you,
I'm telling you something weird
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about him might be the real Santa.
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The fact that she just sat there,
not that she's joking.
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My squad will take care of it.
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Better team, go find
this asshole.
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Now that's gone.
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Wrapped up present,
shall we?
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All right, you heard the man.
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Time to kill Santa.
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He's on the roof.
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ohh
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Right, sugar plum, hit that button.
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Here we go.
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Our skeleton key.
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The open magic stick.
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Better fucking work
flushing my career for this.
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My reputation, yeah.
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Then you can buy yourself
a new rap.
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As a kid, I loved
unwrapping Christmas presents
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so much that my mom
would wrap empty boxes for me.
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I didn't care
that nothing was inside.
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Is this a fucking joke?
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No.
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She said it would fucking be here.
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I'm telling you,
my Intel was rock solid.
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I had guys on the inside.
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300 million in cash was delivered here
yesterday to this fucking match.
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Somebody must have
intercepted it.
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Son of a bitch.
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Good.
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Ohh.
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See.
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You know you okay.
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Siri.
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A bunch of new bird guys
showed up there on the naughty list.
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The other gadgets
and their gizmos.
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I'm sorry, I think this is it.
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Kill.
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Naughty list.
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Just grows and grows.
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He's in that structure, minicams on.
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You make a wish
this time, Santa.
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Just this once.
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She could have anything in this world.
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What would it be?
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I wish I could see
Missus Claus again.
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Well, how much you love her?
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Then you make that wish come true.
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Shoot.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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He said.
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These guys.
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They're naughty.
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And what did you do to the night?
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I'll give my love a call.
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Yeah, give them their land.
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Take that call and shove it
straight there, anuses.
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Yeah.
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You're right outside.
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These guys.
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I got playful.
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Ohh.
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yeah
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Ohh.
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Right.
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Where the fuck
is my money?
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Where's the money?
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Right.
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I've been a sweetheart up to now,
but that's all over.
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No more fucking games.
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Where's the money?
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I will shoot every last one
of you and enjoy it.
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It's in the vault.
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I just looked in the box
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and the money been in there
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and have a different expression
on my face.
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Possible takes days
to get into that thing.
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Not if we have the caves
like Stone.
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Dark.
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They can't trust anyone
these days.
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I'm not sure how, but you,
one of your shithead kids, moved the money.
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And this upsets me.
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It upsets me in a way
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that makes me want to just randomly
shoot at people.
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Hold on.
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Sorry,
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what what what if you randomly shoot
the only person who knows where it is?
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Fuck you people.
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We waited.
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For the day.
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Ohh.
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From there.
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Christmas.
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That guy.
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What the hell is going on?
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Goodbye.
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The way that.
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Christmas.
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Don't worry.
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Ohh.
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Jesus Christ.
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No
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child seeing Nick.
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Talking.
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Time.
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Or something.
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Sport.
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Boy grade would never trust anybody.
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Wasn't blood
with this kind of info so.
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In laws wouldn't know shit.
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Which means that I can shoot her
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unless you tell me where
the fucking money is.
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Please don't
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shut up.
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I swear I'll blow her brains
out unless you tell me where the money went.
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I did it.
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Friday.
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Yeah, I didn't.
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I know the money.
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The money.
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How do you find out that we were coming?
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Didn't I was stealing it.
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Yeah, coincidence.
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I was planning to take the money
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and leave with my wife and daughter tonight
and never come back here.
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And then my mom would read the note
with a whiskey in the morning
278
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,790
and know what I had done.
279
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,720
For years I have been telling you
to stop caring about
280
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,010
your mother's fucking money.
281
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:02,230
And you think the solution
was to steal a bunch of it.
282
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,080
Well, it yeah,
283
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,290
it does sound stupid
when you say it like that.
284
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,330
How can you do this right now?
285
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,270
It's disgusting.
286
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,890
After all that mother has given us.
287
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:11,380
Come on.
288
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,620
I hope everything she ever gave us,
289
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,550
she made damn sure we knew
she had the power to take right back.
290
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,310
Might have.
291
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,940
Years grovelling to you and meanwhile.
292
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:23,670
I was destroying the only
good thing in my life.
293
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:28,020
How we do it here
on family therapy or doing eyes.
294
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:32,580
Yeah, enough of the sharing bullshit,
alright, would you put it?
295
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,250
Look at this little idiot.
296
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,740
Hello.
297
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:48,640
That guy.
298
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:51,640
I'm coming.
299
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,460
You know, booby traps don't work
unless you hide them.
300
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,850
You little moron.
301
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:11,830
Shit.
302
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,980
You would fuck
you was lying.
303
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:23,750
Back in.
304
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:26,810
Ohh.
305
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:29,210
Shit.
306
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,660
You're not fucking bro.
307
00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:39,580
Through.
308
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:41,680
Ohh.
309
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:04,530
Ohh.
310
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,120
Ohh.
311
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:12,780
Ohh.
312
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:14,450
Ohh.
313
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:16,710
No.
314
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:21,380
God.
315
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:25,190
Walking Dead.
316
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:34,730
yep
317
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:41,740
But.
318
00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:14,210
Ohh.
319
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:20,920
No.
320
00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,860
Have a fucking listen.
321
00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:29,400
On.
322
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,540
Oh my God you're now kid.
323
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:41,330
I saw you guys.
324
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,170
None of this shit happened.
325
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:17,910
Ohh.
326
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,590
Alright, ready?
327
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,060
Hey, booby traps.
328
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:27,670
Like in the movie.
329
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,920
It was so funny.
330
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:30,450
Ohh.
331
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,450
Three or two?
332
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:40,700
Still my favour.
333
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:42,910
Just turn around and.
334
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,780
Close your eyes.
335
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,760
Maybe put your fingers
in your ears and numb.
336
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,740
Sing Jingle Bells slow as you can.
337
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:54,020
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all,
338
00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:56,550
ohh how fun it is.
339
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,950
Murder child.
340
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:01,630
Tell us.
341
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,450
Body.
342
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,170
It's part of the Whitestone legacy.
343
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:11,390
We're horrible people.
344
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,710
So I get why you did what you did.
345
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,590
Your grandfather told me I'd never run the company
because the girl doesn't have it.
346
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,170
Affects.
347
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,550
I had to snatch the reins away from him.
348
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,410
But the point is, a light stone
takes what's theirs.
349
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,950
I'm proud of you, son.
350
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:25,350
All right.
351
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,190
Where the hell is it?
352
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:29,830
The money's from inside.
353
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:37,800
The three wise men presented
him with gifts of frankincense, for.
354
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:44,110
Cold hard cash loaded up, boys.
355
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,990
Alright, we're securing the money.
356
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,390
Kill the hostages
and meet us outside.
357
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,100
Ohh.
358
00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:56,820
It's fine, Burt.
359
00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:59,220
Everything's fine, OK.
360
00:25:00,490 --> 00:25:02,140
Everybody get up.
361
00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:06,700
It's time for a murder.
362
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:08,130
Come on, come on.
363
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,330
You don't wanna kill us.
364
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:10,470
You really don't.
365
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,080
Ohh yes I do.
366
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,690
I really, really, really do.
367
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,530
And I'm going to start with you.
368
00:25:19,070 --> 00:25:19,260
Great.
369
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:23,680
You gotta kill Elena first.
370
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,610
The hell birds wanna squeeze him
being a little shit before you die,
371
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:30,080
bertrude as they shoot him first.
372
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,000
What you gonna?
373
00:25:31,090 --> 00:25:32,240
No, don't shoot him.
374
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:33,460
Don't shoot him first.
375
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:36,880
And don't you call him a little shit,
you gold digging bitch.
376
00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:38,460
Okay, I changed my mind.
377
00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:39,880
Shoot the alcoholic bitch first.
378
00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:40,934
Don't call my mom
and
379
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:42,180
an alcoholic.
380
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,450
What a fucking bitch in here.
381
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:50,280
Don't.
382
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,120
Just like rats in a barrel.
383
00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:02,180
Why don't you die with so dignity?
384
00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:11,930
You.
385
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,040
Slapping you mother fucker.
386
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:19,530
Fucking dad.
387
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:29,520
Is he?
388
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,580
Is he dead?
389
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:36,850
Yeah.
390
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:39,900
Thanks, Linda.
391
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,480
Supposed to do something
as a family for change.
392
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:45,450
Ohh.
393
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,450
That was from Morgan.
394
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:58,640
He may have been stupid,
but he was very, very hot.
395
00:27:01,510 --> 00:27:02,180
Trudy.
396
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,300
Mummy.
397
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:06,100
Good baby.
398
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,170
Are you okay I will.
399
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:09,770
Come on.
400
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:11,920
Is my friend.
401
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:13,720
Santa.
402
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,550
What the fuck?
403
00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:22,590
I can't thank you enough,
Mr Claus.
404
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,450
Please call me Sam.
405
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,530
You guys should get out of here.
406
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,430
It's dangerous.
407
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,930
They took my husband
and her grandmother.
408
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,710
Anybody know how to work
these gizmos?
409
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:35,910
I think so.
410
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,410
I used to help with my dad.
411
00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:41,020
Look at that.
412
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,270
Going.
413
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:21,290
Your.
414
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:35,810
Ohh.
415
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:37,490
Ohh.
416
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:44,530
what
417
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,030
question
418
00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:06,340
Sorry.
419
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,470
So we let us, Mr Cross,
we got this.
420
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,130
Guy.
421
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,300
He's having Mr Claus.
422
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,370
She's in the house.
423
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:20,800
She's OK.
424
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:21,810
She's.
425
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:23,340
Ohh.
426
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:27,150
Ohh.
427
00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:47,840
Ohh.
428
00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:53,950
Ohh.
429
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,380
Ohh.
430
00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:00,510
Not really.
431
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:39,330
Ohh.
432
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:48,350
Ohh.
433
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:50,200
Ohh.
434
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,350
I.
435
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:23,580
Come on.
436
00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:24,710
Yeah, I'll be there.
437
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:25,600
I'll be there.
438
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:27,280
up
439
00:32:29,070 --> 00:32:29,670
Come on.
440
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:33,330
You.
441
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:49,370
Ohh.
442
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,230
Fuck.
443
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:24,460
Ohh.
444
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:32,300
Ohh.
445
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,140
You're real.
446
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,060
You're.
447
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:44,430
Ham.
448
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:48,830
Thank you.
449
00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,600
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
450
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,820
The real God damn Santa Claus.
451
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,400
It's not your night, pal.
452
00:33:58,330 --> 00:33:59,980
Ohh, I don't know,
I think you're wrong.
453
00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:03,510
Think my whole shitty life
built up to this moment.
454
00:34:04,070 --> 00:34:05,160
Because when I kill you.
455
00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:08,940
This whole God damn holiday
finally ends.
456
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,250
Whatever it takes.
457
00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:15,920
Christmas dies tonight.
458
00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:25,050
Ohh.
459
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:32,940
The last.
460
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,510
Christmas.
461
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,340
Does he still believe?
462
00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:01,210
Ohh.
463
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:04,660
Ohh.
464
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:09,180
Oh, oh.
465
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:13,900
Ohh.
466
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:21,390
I have no idea what the fuck
is going on here.
467
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:22,650
Ohh.
468
00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:25,770
This ends now.
469
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,550
Damn right it does.
470
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:43,610
Be careful.
471
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,300
Hello, Tina.
472
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,110
Ohh no.
473
00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,140
You saved my daughter.
474
00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:05,010
No.
475
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,690
She saved me.
476
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:09,050
Help.
477
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:11,480
Please help them, honey.
478
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,260
I don't think there's anything we can do.
479
00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:16,170
Sorry for that.
480
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:17,410
Through.
481
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,350
I'm cold.
482
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:21,900
Ohh.
483
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:24,230
Have your golden years.
484
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,390
We need to keep him warm.
485
00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,660
All the fires are going out.
486
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,260
We need to find something to burn.
487
00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:34,840
I got an idea.
488
00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:39,380
Ohh.
489
00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:45,900
No, no, no, no, Jason,
no reason.
490
00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:48,380
I don't want you to die.
491
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,020
Jason, let's slow this down.
492
00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,240
What are you doing?
493
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,220
More than any man
should ever live.
494
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,740
She's pretty much dead.
495
00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:00,950
What the hell is happening?
496
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,510
You don't need more money.
497
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,380
You have to get up.
498
00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:08,480
I think I've used up
all my Christmas magic.
499
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:10,970
Sorry.
500
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:13,940
I'm
501
00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:16,900
sorry I can't give you
what you asked for.
502
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,550
What you did?
503
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,310
Please don't say wake up.
504
00:39:29,110 --> 00:39:29,970
Wake up.
505
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:31,420
We need to get them
close to the fire.
506
00:39:32,530 --> 00:39:33,060
Jason.
507
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:37,050
Just wake up.
508
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:38,870
Please.
509
00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,900
Ohh I'm so so sorry.
510
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:54,520
This man.
511
00:39:57,170 --> 00:40:00,690
This brave, brave man,
whoever he was,
512
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,700
the real Santa he is.
513
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:06,450
I still believe in him.
514
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,820
Always playing with Santa.
515
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,580
I believe in him too.
516
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,000
He saved Trudy.
517
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,230
He saved our family.
518
00:40:27,110 --> 00:40:28,110
What's realer than that?
519
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,080
Then maybe.
520
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:38,860
I believe him too.
521
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,240
So do I.
522
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:44,900
Shit,
523
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,350
I guess.
524
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,530
I guess I do too.
525
00:40:50,690 --> 00:40:51,290
Fuck me.
526
00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:52,970
I will leave too.
527
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,310
Oh my God.
528
00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:12,540
You.
529
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,770
You were dead.
530
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,640
Christmas magic.
531
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:22,040
I still don't really understand.
532
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,090
How works?
533
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:26,340
Ohh.
534
00:41:30,670 --> 00:41:31,410
Thank you.
535
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,610
I don't know how we can ever repay
536
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:36,890
you when you brought me back
from the dead, so we'll call it even.
537
00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:40,920
Even we just burned
half $1,000,000.
538
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:43,590
Look.
539
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:44,940
Look.
540
00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:45,540
Cocaine.
541
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,700
Now you show up.
542
00:41:57,370 --> 00:42:00,170
Did you hear the die come back
after all the works done, huh?
543
00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:00,890
You know what?
544
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,090
I should make you guys
into a Stew.
545
00:42:06,990 --> 00:42:07,440
Yes.
546
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,570
I'm talking to you.
547
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:13,760
You prancer.
548
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,930
You got my sack, my spare.
549
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:24,440
You went home
and you got my spare sack.
550
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,300
I can't stay mad at you.
551
00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:32,020
Ohh.
552
00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:34,250
Yeah.
553
00:42:37,790 --> 00:42:38,000
Ohh.
554
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,240
Ohh.
555
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:42,960
Ohh.
556
00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:53,710
Hello beautiful.
557
00:43:08,490 --> 00:43:09,590
This this is goodbye.
558
00:43:10,550 --> 00:43:11,240
I gotta go.
559
00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:13,380
You have to.
560
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:20,630
It's Christmas Eve and there's
a lot of boys and girls
561
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:22,960
on the nice list
that want their presents, you know?
562
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:26,600
Thank you.
563
00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:28,830
For what?
564
00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:30,990
For believing in me.
565
00:43:32,330 --> 00:43:34,130
Reminding me
that Christmas still matters.
566
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,650
I still
567
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,770
matter.
568
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,570
You gave me my whole back.
569
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:51,470
Ohh.
570
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,240
All right, get out of here.
571
00:44:01,090 --> 00:44:01,510
Chris.
572
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:08,310
Ohh sure.
573
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:13,220
No dancer, no concern fixing on.
574
00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:15,260
Human.
575
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,260
We've got some work.
576
00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:30,580
Ohh.
577
00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:45,700
hi
578
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,520
Gone.
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