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It won't be long now.
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At least she's comfortable.
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- There's definitely worse ways to go.
- Mm, amen.
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Dysentery was no party.
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Shh, I think it is happening.
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Ah. I should sing something
to ease her transition.
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Or perhaps don't make this all about you.
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J“ amazing grace j“
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j“ how sweet the sound j“
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who are you?
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I am the ghost of
your great-great—grandmother,
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Hetty woodstone.
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Hi, I'm flower.
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I wandered over to your property
from a music festival in the '605,
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and then I tried to befriend a bear.
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Drugs were involved.
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I am thorfinn. Uh...
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I like herring...
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She doesn't need the whole roster.
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We are ghosts.
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While most spirits
pass on to the afterlife,
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we are the unfortunate few
cursed to spend eternity...
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Oh, and she's gone.
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-Oh, good for her. —so unfair.
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She goes up, we stay here.
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In Odin's name, why?
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Yeah, it's a real drag.
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Now what's going to happen to the house?
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This house was my pride and joy.
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Now it could get sold to god knows who.
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Murderers. Perverts.
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Irishmen.
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Well, there's no use
milling about up here.
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Shall we go mill about downstairs?
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- May as well.
- Yeah, sure.
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I just hope someone interesting
moves in, ya know?
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Like a ballplayer, or an astronaut.
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Whose life are you guys
hoping to watch next?
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- Oy.
- Oh, be quiet.
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Oh, my god, this is the house?
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Whoa, so... so we just own this now?
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- What's the catch?
- No, no.
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There's no catch. As I explained
to your wife on the phone,
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her relative passed away
and left her this estate.
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Great-aunt Sophie. I think
I met her when I was a kid,
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but I-I thought she died years ago.
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No, no, she just passed.
But the good news is,
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you're her next of kin.
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Didn't she have a son?
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Well, more good news,
he actually did die years ago.
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- Oh, okay.
- Oh, yeah, that's not, um...
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How much do you think
we could sell this place for?
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Assuming we want to sell.
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Uh, yeah, we're not moving
into a 300-year-old house
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in the middle of nowhere,
because that would be...
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Right, Sam?
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Well, it's just
we don't know the facts yet.
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Obviously, yes, we're
probably going to sell.
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Yeah.
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- He thinks I'm a little impulsive.
- Ah, just a smidge.
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Well, there are a limited number of buyers
for a property this size, right?
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So, you have your bed
and breakfast operators...
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What if we opened
a bed and breakfast?
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- —Here we go.
- Aren't you sick of the city?
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- No.
- We work insane hours to live in a shoebox
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that we can barely afford,
and somebody's offering us a mansion.
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Sam, we don't know the first
thing about running a b and b.
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You're a chef. That's, like,
half of the bs right there.
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Plus, I can write freelance
articles from anywhere,
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so we have income while
we're getting up and running.
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That is an annoyingly strong
argument, you have to admit it.
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Okay, let's do this.
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We haven't seen the place,
so we'll go up there for the weekend,
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- —and then we'll talk about it.
- Yes! Thank you.
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- It is a really nice place.
- It is.
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And it's ours, for free.
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There's gotta be something wrong with it.
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Babe, it's so charming.
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What could possibly be wrong with it?
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Okay, so, it's the summer of '98.
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My lehman brothers boys and I,
we scooped a copter
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to beat the traffic out to the Hamptons,
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'cause that's how we roll.
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Anyway, we're on a list
for this very exclusive shindig
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at surf lodge in montauk.
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Tara Reid's birthday.
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- 'Nuff said. So...
- Yeah, but,
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who is Tara Reid?
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Seriously? She was a movie star.
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Oh. Silent or talkies, sweetheart?
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Uh, what is a movie again?
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It's the... it's the play
that they project on a screen.
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We've been through this.
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- When you say "project"...
- What is "play?"
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God, I hate being the most recently dead.
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Anyway, yada yada yada,
it was a great night. The end.
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Okay.
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Okay, well, thank you, Trevor,
for that talk of the day on partying.
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No, it was very high-level partying.
You don't get it, so, you know, whatever.
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All right, well, tomorrow,
of course, is food club,
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when Thor will be explaining
the subtle differences
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between types of COD.
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It will be similar to salmon lecture,
but more COD focused.
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Ooh.
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Oh! Oh! It's one of those...
How you say... it's a ship on land.
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Landship! Landship!
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It's not a iandship, you nincompoop.
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That's a horseless carriage.
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Bro, check out that body.
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Slammin'.
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Indeed. He'd have made a fine militiaman.
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Holy crap.
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Beats the hell out of our
fifth-floor walkup, huh?
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Okay. Yeah, it's impressive,
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but can you reach
the fridge from your bed?
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- I think not.
- This air is so clean.
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And that guy at the gas station in town.
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- What was his name, Carl?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. He was folksy, right?
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I mean, he did call me a woman for wearing
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a video game shirt,
which doesn't make any sense,
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but, yeah, Carl had a certain charm.
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They're coming in.
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- Let's go.
- Whoa!
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Ah, geez, not again.
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Wait!
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Wow.
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Okay, this is huge.
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And it's all ours.
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I got to admit, it would be nice
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to have a little bit of space.
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Exactly. New York is full of people.
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We're never alone.
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This must be them.
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The new folks that own the house.
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Can you believe this place
has been in my family
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for six generations?
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She's a relative of yours, Hetty.
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Well, I should hope not,
with her exposed knees
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and that saucy hairdo.
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Wow.
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At least it's just the two of them.
There's still plenty of room for us.
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Yes. Yes. Two people is manageable.
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Limited commotion.
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No old lady bedridden
while disease eats away at her,
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but we knew those good times
couldn't last forever.
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You know, a young couple
could be really fun to watch.
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- Oh, hell yeah, they would.
- Okay, Trevor.
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Before I forget...
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- What is that?
- Whoa, whoa.
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- What are you doing?
- This is sage.
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- I'm cleansing the space.
- Oh, come on.
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Babe, this is old house 101.
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You light this stuff,
and it wards off evil spirits.
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What did she say?
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- Does that work?
- Do you really believe in that?
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Better safe than sorry.
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- It's actually delightful.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, it's divine.
- Oh, lemme hit that.
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- I would enjoy an
-is that sage or is that her?
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- Reminds me of torched village.
- Okay, people, people.
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There is enough
spirit repellant for all of us.
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Jay, we have a library.
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This place is, like... old school rich.
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I know. I did a little research.
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Apparently, my ancestors who lived here
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were actual robber barons.
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Like, cartoon evil,
slept-on-a—bed-of-gold types.
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I mean, we did that once.
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Okay, they actually seem really nice.
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They remind me of
this couple I was married to
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when I was on the commune.
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And a little of this couple
I was married to
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when I was in the cult.
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Honestly, it's, like, way more beat up
than in any of the pictures.
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Excuse me?
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It could use a little tlc,
but we can fix it up.
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Boy, she is really "can do."
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I am rooting for these kids.
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I cannot help it.
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I'm telling you, babe,
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this place is going to make
an amazing hotel.
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What is "hotel"?
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I'll tell you what a hotel is.
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A hotel is our worst nightmare.
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Every room in this house
filled with people
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coming and going.
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Sleeping in our beds...
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Libertines!
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And you don't even want
to know about the clutter,
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thorfinn, my fastidious
viking friend. Ooh!
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Why? Why?
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Trash can right there.
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No!
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I hate getting walked through.
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It's probably the worst pain
I can think of.
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No, wait, arrow through
the neck. That beats it.
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Okay, new plan.
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Kill them!
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Uh, we can't kill them.
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Yeah, that's not nice.
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No, I mean we don't have the ability.
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Can't pick up a gun,
can't put their feet in cement
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and drop them off
a country bridge.
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I went with a bootlegger
for a spell. You hear things.
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Plus, even if we could
physically grapple them,
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that husband fellow would overpower us.
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I mean, have you seen his shoulders
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and that v-shaped back?
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In summary, we must do something.
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Wait, what... why don't we just try...
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Haunfing?
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We scare them away. We're ghosts!
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- Ooh.
- Whoa!
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Yeah! It's a good plan, right?
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Oh, no, sorry, I was just
seeing some major trails.
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What are we talking about?
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This plan of Trevor's
fills me with discomfort.
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The line between the living and ourselves
is one we should respect.
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Who are we to...
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Found my jacket!
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All right, let's haunt
these bastards out of here.
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Hey, boo-boo.
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- The water from the tap was disgusting.
- Oh.
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So, I went to the gas station
and I got us some coffee.
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- Aw, thank you.
- Yeah. Carl says hi,
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and he called me a snowflake
for wearing flip-flops.
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- Classic Carl.
- Yeah.
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Okay, gun to your head:
Canary yellow or lavender mist?
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Oh, okay, we're putting up paint. Nice.
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Haven't decided if we're staying
but we're putting up paint.
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You know what? I-I think we should just
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knock the whole wall down
while we're at it.
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Do you think it's load-bearing?
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What? What is this? What are you doing?
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Do you even know what sound
you're listening for?
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Not sure, but it makes me feel
like Joanna gaines,
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and I'm not mad at that.
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- Ooh.
- Wanna come be my chip, big boy?
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Um, yes please.
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Wait a minute, why do we only
role-play couples from hgtv?
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Please don't kink shame me.
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Oh, it's adorable.
There's a bird in our room,
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because of course there is.
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Okay, you're right, this place
needs a little bit of work.
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- —Here he comes!
- Hit the deck!
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Now, let's take inventory
of the skills at our disposal.
248
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,180
Thor, as we all know,
is able to do that thing
249
00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,016
with the electrics because
he was struck by lightning.
250
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,857
I am powerful.
251
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,168
Oh, Isaac, what about your thing?
252
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,568
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, yes.
253
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,213
No, I don't know to
what it is you refer. Okay...
254
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,446
You died of dysentery.
255
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,716
Yeah, it smells like a fart when
the living walk through you.
256
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,242
It's nasty.
257
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,203
- You stink, you stink.
- Okay.
258
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,247
I get it. We all get it.
259
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,958
And trust me, you don't need to be
so harsh in your condemnations.
260
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,168
It is far worse for me
than it is for thee.
261
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,586
Okay, moving on. What else?
262
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,171
Well, I was thinking since alberta
263
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,133
was a singer in life
and can project her humming
264
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,276
into the world of the living,
265
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,511
what if we had her hum the song
266
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,388
from the movie ghost to scare them?
267
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,181
Huh? Kinda thematic, right?
268
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,826
You know we don't know what that is, Pete.
269
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,393
Oh, right, the movie thing.
270
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,853
Welcome to my hell.
271
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,080
You guys would actually love it.
272
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,898
There was this amazing scene
where the main girl was making pottery...
273
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,316
We don't have time for this.
274
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,360
And then this hunky,
shirtless guy comes in.
275
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,528
Well, we do have some time.
276
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,155
The haunting isn't imminent. Go on.
277
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,282
It's fine. I get it.
I'll hum something scary.
278
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,368
Oh, Trevor has to do his amazing thing.
279
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,786
That must be the topper.
280
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,454
Yeah. Do it!
281
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,707
You're very kind.
282
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,667
Come on, trev.
283
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,526
- Oh, sorry, hold on, it's just...
- You got it, you got it.
284
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,427
- Focus, focus.
- You got it.
285
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,690
- Yo, t-money did it!
- Scary!
286
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,984
Oh, it's good!
287
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,819
Troops, I believe we are ready.
288
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,406
Tonight, get your sleep,
for tomorrow we strike!
289
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,824
Yes!
290
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,833
The hot water's not working!
291
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,294
Okay, people, he's coming out.
Man your posts.
292
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,089
Good luck, everybody. And have fun!
293
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,301
The hot water's out again.
294
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,719
One second!
295
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,721
And... go, Thor!
296
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,682
What the...
297
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,309
Come on.
298
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,314
Ah.
299
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,899
Man down! Alberta, you're up.
300
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,108
Trevor, you're on deck.
301
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,794
You know, it kinda feels
like I'm opening for Trevor.
302
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,529
Now, I don't need to headline
this haunting, but...
303
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,115
- Not now!
- Ugh, okay. Fine.
304
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,264
I got the stereo working.
305
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,665
- Cool.
- Go on.
306
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,171
Ugh, babe.
307
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,673
Nice try, that was you.
308
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,924
Are you on a juice cleanse?
309
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,343
Close it out, Trevor.
You're our only hope.
310
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,280
Okay, you can't blame the other person
when there's only one other person.
311
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,389
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
312
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,976
You know I couldn't
produce that if I tried.
313
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,227
Come on, man!
314
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,520
Bring the fortitude.
315
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,604
That is disgusting.
316
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,856
Oh, come on, you gaslighter.
317
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,442
You got a cute butt,
but it's got a foul mouth.
318
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,864
Huh. Haunting is hard.
319
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,032
Ooh, that is rank.
320
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,410
- Shut up.
- All right.
321
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,309
Babe? What are you doing?
322
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,874
I'm gonna fix the water heater.
It's probably just the gas, right?
323
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,918
This has got to be simple,
just turn the pilot on?
324
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,045
This place is so creepy.
325
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,840
Much better.
326
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,717
- Who are these guys?
- I don't know.
327
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,427
Jay, that looks kinda ancient.
328
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,387
Maybe we should just call a professional.
329
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,682
No, no. We're not dumping
a bunch of money into this house.
330
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,892
Plus, I want to take a shower now.
331
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,519
Counterclockwise.
332
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,622
Okay, it's just I don't think
you know what you're doing.
333
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,856
Uh-oh.
334
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,459
- That's not good.
- That should do it.
335
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,876
- That won't do it.
- Think I got it.
336
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,402
He didn't.
337
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,238
At least they left the light on.
338
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,532
Oh.
339
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,695
Damn it.
340
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,037
- Trevor?
- God.
341
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,806
What-what are you doing?
The livings aren't even here.
342
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,166
No, I know, I know. This isn't for them.
343
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,209
This is between t-money and the vahse.
344
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,045
It's personal.
345
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,212
I've always said vayse.
346
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,007
- Can you please...
- Sorry.
347
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,055
Still freezing.
348
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,556
Okay, well, the good news is
349
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,409
we're going back to New York
this afternoon anyway,
350
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,143
so we can just fix it when we come back.
351
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,020
You mean if we come back.
352
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,023
Okay, we're having this conversation.
353
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,942
Sam, um...
354
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,903
I'm just gonna come out and say it, okay?
355
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,407
Pardon?
356
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,035
- I didn't hear you.
- I don't want to move here.
357
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,662
Well, this just got interesting.
358
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,830
Very interesting.
359
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,376
Like finding new type of COD interesting.
360
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,794
Come on.
361
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,463
- Okay, a little too close.
- Sure. Okay.
362
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,902
Oh, that was... that was gonna be it.
363
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,528
- —That was gonna be it. Really.
- I know. I felt that.
364
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,720
That was so close.
365
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,680
I came up here with
an open mind, for sure,
366
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,766
but this whole bed and breakfast idea...
367
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,434
I mean, come on.
368
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,228
Do we really want to leave New York?
369
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,398
Jay, I love you, but you know that you
get a bit scared of change.
370
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,401
But it's okay to try something different.
371
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,462
Yes, I agree and I'm willing to
try something different...
372
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,196
- Yes.
- Below 14th street.
373
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,865
He's cute... funny!
374
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,619
I don't know what it is but i-i
feel a connection to this place.
375
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,038
I could see a future here,
us raising a family.
376
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,875
I want all that, babe,
but we're in way over our heads.
377
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,210
This place is falling apart.
378
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,628
It is kind of a dump.
379
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh, shut up.
380
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,761
We did it!
381
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,932
So, that's it? We just do what you want?
382
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,143
If we're both gonna be making
some big crazy move...
383
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,620
- Mm-hmm.
- Then-then we should at least
384
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,354
- —both be able to agree on it.
- Fine!
385
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,647
But you know what, Jay?
386
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,483
Sometimes you gotta just do something
a little bold, ya know?
387
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,068
Put some canary yellow up
388
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,320
and get out of your
neutral-palette mind-set.
389
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,798
What? What are you... what was that?
390
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,240
Neutrals go with everything.
391
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,260
Haven't you learned anything
from love it or list it?
392
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,137
Well, I don't know what
any of those words mean,
393
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,163
but I know that he won't
be laying with her
394
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,040
for several moons!
395
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,543
That was amazing. You're incredible.
396
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,921
Whoa, whoa, watch out!
397
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,432
- Bro, that's not good.
- Sam?
398
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,684
Oh, my god. Oh, my god, Sam, hey!
399
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,229
Sam. Sam! Oh, my god. Sam!
400
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,450
Murderer.
401
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,743
Okay, again,
402
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,204
I didn't mean for her to trip and fall.
403
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,331
You have to believe me,
I would never intentionally
404
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,665
hurt anyone that hot.
405
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,711
Aw, husband guy looks so sad.
406
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:47,381
I remember when I died.
Ira looked so scared.
407
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,717
Because he didn't want to lose me.
408
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,637
And also because he was trying
to get away from the bear.
409
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,555
Could you imagine if she doesn't make it?
410
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,225
What a terrible last memory for him.
411
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,060
Ending things in an argument.
412
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,063
Carol and I argued the last time we spoke.
413
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,898
It's funny, it felt like such a big deal
414
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,275
at the time, and now I...
Can't even tell you
415
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,944
what it was we were arguing about.
416
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,925
You never think, when
you close that door behind you,
417
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,368
that that'll be the last time
you walk through that door.
418
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,414
But then I had my accident, and I realized
419
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,959
I'm never gonna see my wife again.
420
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,424
I'm never gonna get to
speak to her, to hold her,
421
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,303
to tell her how much I love her.
422
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:38,266
Oh, wait! I remember
what we were fighting about.
423
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,934
She ate all the donut holes,
424
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,644
and she doesn't even like donut holes.
425
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,230
It was just to spite me.
Which was just like her,
426
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,982
that selfish so-and-so.
427
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,942
Pete.
428
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,072
Uh, the point is
429
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,991
life is precious.
430
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,493
What is donut hole?
431
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,454
It's just a round donut...
432
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,415
It's what's miss... it doesn't matter.
433
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,339
It's a tough loss.
434
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,843
What's wrong?
435
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,179
The Knicks blew a ten-point
lead to the nuggets. Damn it.
436
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,699
Well, I hope you were at least this upset
437
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,523
when I was technically dead
for three minutes.
438
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,435
Let's get you home.
439
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,687
- Go slow.
- Okay.
440
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,607
J“ home awaiting j“
441
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,317
j“ in the sky j“
442
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:34,488
j“ oh, in the sky j“
443
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,990
thank you, alberta.
444
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,968
I don't know how many times
we've heard that song.
445
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,620
- 487.
- But it gets better every time.
446
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,538
Landship! Landship!
447
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,248
The livings, man! They're back.
448
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:48,210
Oh, she's alive.
449
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,837
Oh, thank god.
450
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,340
Wait, is there any scarring?
How's the pun/m?
451
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,677
I thought we were going home.
452
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,405
Yeah, I just wanted to swing
by the house real quick
453
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,722
and show you something.
454
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,766
So, while you were sleeping
for two weeks—-
455
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,185
- coma.
- Coma. I had a contractor come in
456
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,330
just to give us an estimate
on what needs to be done.
457
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,730
And guess what. It's way more
458
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,190
than I could have ever imagined.
459
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,275
It's like a new foundation,
it's new floors...
460
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,819
Jay, it's fine. You know,
I'm okay with selling the place.
461
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,030
I had some time to think,
and you were right.
462
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,075
I think the whole bed and breakfast idea
was probably crazy.
463
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,119
Well, then, call me crazy,
'cause we're doing it.
464
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,373
Hey, Mikey, how you doing?
465
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,458
What's going on?
466
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,709
That's the contractor.
467
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,979
If we're gonna make a go of this,
we're gonna need some help.
468
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,939
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
469
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,841
- We're staying?
- We're doubling down, baby!
470
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,260
I maxed out the credit cards,
I cashed in the ira,
471
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,554
despite the very vocal
objections of my father.
472
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,098
News flash: We're deeply in debt.
473
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,558
If this bed and breakfast fails,
we're really screwed.
474
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,519
I don't understand. What happened?
475
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,355
Almost losing you made me
realize that I don't care
476
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,441
where we live, because as
long as I'm with you,
477
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,110
I'm home.
478
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,405
Was it corny? Did it sound corny?
479
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,989
I'm not gonna lie, I practiced it.
480
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,950
It was so corny.
481
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,661
Show me the house!
482
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,162
Aw, they made up.
483
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,540
I'm very glad Samantha is okay.
484
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,333
Me, too. Wait.
485
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,002
Who are these other people?
486
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,588
It looks like
a construction crew.
487
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,675
O'Malley.
488
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,478
Electricians, check the main panel.
Look out for loose wirings.
489
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,762
Roofers, be careful up there.
490
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,765
Harness required, and make sure you know
where you're dropping the tiles.
491
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,100
Man 3: On it!
492
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,729
Oh, you're dressed kind of nice
for a construction worker.
493
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,647
Hey. Hey, babe.
494
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,941
Come with me, there's one more thing
I want to show you.
495
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,068
-Oh. —got a surprise.
496
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,570
Come on. Hey, hey, easy.
497
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,238
So that's it, then.
498
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,074
They're going through with
this hotel situation.
499
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,785
- We'll be overrun.
- The clutter!
500
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,996
Okay, yes, the hotel will be a nightmare,
501
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,957
but gosh darn it,
I did miss those crazy kids.
502
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,543
She talked to me! She talked to me!
She talked to me.
503
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,795
And I think she kinda hit on me,
I'm not entirely sure,
504
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,106
but there was definitely a spark.
505
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,506
But she talked to me!
506
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,966
Good god.
507
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,385
Please, lower your hands.
508
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,388
And... baa-dow.
509
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,307
Uh-uh, what is that?
510
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,309
That is the canary yellow you wanted.
511
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,770
- You painted the room.
- I know, I know.
512
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,815
You know, I wasn't sure about it at first,
but it's growing on me.
513
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,543
- What the hell?
- Yeah, yeah, you're right.
514
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,819
It's a lot of yellow.
Oh, you know what we could do?
515
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,071
We could put up a muted accent wall.
516
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,823
This can't be real.
517
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,700
Okay, you're not loving it.
518
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,160
It's no big deal. It's just paint.
519
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,745
Oh, my god.
520
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,121
What are you looking at?
521
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,208
- I think you're right. She can see us.
- Uh-huh.
522
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,291
Who are you?
523
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,919
Uh, hi, I'm Jay, I'm your husband.
524
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,505
- Do you need to lie down?
- I can explain.
525
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:40,174
We are ghosts, those poor spirits
526
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,468
who dwell on, compelled
for reasons unknown to...
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