Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:37,500
-Oh, oh, oh, oh.
4
00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,291
What's great abouthaving an older brother
5
00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:57,958
is that they can teach you stuff,
6
00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:00,166
because they've gone throughall of it before you.
7
00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,208
At least that's the wayit's supposed to be.
8
00:01:04,291 --> 00:01:07,250
But my brother Rodrick's too busyto teach his little brother anything.
9
00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,875
I guessI'm just not a big priority for him
10
00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:15,208
because all his free timejust goes to his band.
11
00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,750
The thing is, if Rodrickwould just take me under his wing,
12
00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,666
I could totally surprise him.
13
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,875
And that would really change thingsfor us.
14
00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,416
But I guess that's just not gonna happen.
15
00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,416
And before long, Rodrick will move out,
16
00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,708
and I'll have to figure things outfor myself.
17
00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,625
But as long as the two of us areliving under the same roof,
18
00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:45,833
I'm gonna soak up every bitof big brother knowledge I can get.
19
00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:01,000
Player has receivedHammer of Ultimate Smashing!
20
00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:04,541
Smash, smash…
21
00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:08,583
Ooh. Ready, aim, fire!
22
00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:09,666
Manny!
23
00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:10,833
Aw.
24
00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,416
Boys, the stuff in the dishwasher
is clean.
25
00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,041
You just need to put the dishes away
before we get back.
26
00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,125
Okay, yeah.
I got your hair dryer and my belt.
27
00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:20,541
Um, was that-- Was--
Am I forgetting something?
28
00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,666
Your pants?
29
00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,333
Right. My pants.
30
00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,041
Wait. Where are you guys going again?
31
00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:32,291
Your father and I are going
into the city for our anniversary.
32
00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:35,708
You're going away? Like, overnight?
33
00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:37,250
Two nights, Greg.
34
00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:40,041
Come on, Greg.
We've been over this a hundred times.
35
00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,333
But-- But how are we gonna
take care of ourselves?
36
00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:43,875
What about Manny?
37
00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:46,375
-Manny's staying with Gramma.
-Hey!
38
00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:51,250
And you boys will be just fine.
I stocked up on groceries.
39
00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:52,541
-Groceries?
40
00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:53,750
Did you get snacks?
41
00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,625
-I refuse to buy junk food for you guys.
42
00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:59,208
I've told you before, if you want snacks,
you can buy them for yourselves.
43
00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,458
Mommy, gimme!
44
00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:02,041
Ugh, fine.
45
00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,625
-I'm cashing these in.
46
00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:09,250
250 Mom Bucks for 25 real ones.
47
00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,500
"Mom Bucks"?
48
00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,458
Oh. Yes, Frank.
49
00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:19,708
The boys earn them by doing chores
and getting good grades.
50
00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:22,583
Wait. Then how did Rodrick get so many?
51
00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,125
Mind your own business.
52
00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,750
-Yuck.
-Rodrick should be earning real money,
53
00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,958
not play money with, you know,
like, a real job.
54
00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,916
When Löded Diper makes it big,
money won't be an issue.
55
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,333
Okay. And what if, just saying,
just putting it out there,
56
00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:40,500
what if your band doesn't make it big?
What's your plan then?
57
00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:46,750
I'll sell my hair for wigs
and fake mustaches and stuff.
58
00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,083
Well, that sounds foolproof.
59
00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:55,041
Okay, time to go!
We've got dinner reservations.
60
00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,916
-See you boys Sunday!
-Whoo!
61
00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,375
Mom!
62
00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:01,583
Now, we are trusting you
to be responsible this weekend.
63
00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:03,916
I don't want you doing anything
I wouldn't do. Got it?
64
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,166
Frank, we talked about this.
65
00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,958
I-I just wanted to make sure
we're all on the same page.
66
00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,041
We good here?
67
00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:14,541
Okay? Okay, we're good.
68
00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:17,625
You can't leave me and Rodrick alone
together for a whole weekend.
69
00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:20,291
Mom, we literally don't even know
how to take care of ourselves!
70
00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:23,750
-Oh, come on, Greg. You two will have fun.
71
00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:28,583
Play some video games together.
Throw a ball in the backyard.
72
00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,625
Do you even know Rodrick?
73
00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,166
Listen, I know that you and your brother
don't always get along,
74
00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,333
but a weekend like this
can help change that.
75
00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,500
-Yeah!
-Ow!
76
00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,833
Who knows?
You two might surprise yourselves.
77
00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,875
Don't forget to unload the dishwasher!
78
00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,041
-Whoa!
-All right, Greg.
79
00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,791
We've got one hour
to get this place ready.
80
00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,125
Ready for what?
81
00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:00,916
The party.
82
00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,250
What? No way! Mom and Dad
would never let you have a party!
83
00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:08,666
They'll never even know,
and it's not my party anyway.
84
00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,750
It's our party.
85
00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:13,250
Whoa. What do you mean "our party"?
86
00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:17,041
The Heffley brothers
are throwing this party together.
87
00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,833
The Heffley brothers?
88
00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:23,916
That's right. You and me, together.
89
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,875
People will be talking about this night
for years.
90
00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,666
It's gonna be epic.
91
00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,041
Epic.
92
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,916
So, what do you say? Are you in?
93
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,500
Okay, I'm in.
94
00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:42,208
But who's coming to this thing?
95
00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:44,458
I invite my friends. You invite yours.
96
00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:48,083
W-Wait. Y-You do have friends, right?
97
00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:54,625
Yeah, I have lots of friends!
There's Rowley, and there's Rowley.
98
00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,125
Well, then,
why don't you call this "Rowley"
99
00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,916
and have him come over to help set up?
100
00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,958
I don't know. I'm not sure Rowley
could really handle a high school party.
101
00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:05,250
Plus, his parents
would never let him come.
102
00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,125
So, you have him
tell them it's a sleepover.
103
00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,625
Come on, we need all the help we can get.
104
00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:12,166
Oh. That's pretty good.
105
00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:15,708
And when he gets here, you guys can start
by bringing up one of those plastic tables
106
00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:16,791
from the basement.
107
00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:20,083
Wait. Why can't you do that?
108
00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:22,666
Because…
109
00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,291
I can't do this without your help.
110
00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:29,000
And besides, I'm going to get snacks.
111
00:06:29,541 --> 00:06:32,416
Whoa! How do you have so many friends?
112
00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,791
It's called popularity. You should try it.
113
00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:40,875
All right. The clock starts… now.
114
00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,250
Now.
115
00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,458
-Whoa! Party at Rodrick's, dude!
116
00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,250
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
117
00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,166
-…totally got their nose rings locked.
118
00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,166
Whoa! Rager at Rodrick's!
119
00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,625
-Yes!
-It's gonna be awesome!
120
00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:12,750
-Whoa!
121
00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,458
Party!
122
00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:25,958
Hey, Greg! It's party time!
123
00:07:26,041 --> 00:07:29,458
No, no, no!
124
00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:33,666
Whoa! Rowley, what are you wearing?
125
00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,875
You said this was a party.
126
00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,291
Not that kind of party.
127
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,500
A cool party with, like, high schoolers,
and loud music and stuff.
128
00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:47,416
You mean a boy-girl party?
129
00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,916
Rowley, don't call it a boy-girl party.
130
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,041
Why? Is it gonna be guys only?
'Cause that could be fun too.
131
00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,000
No, just call it a party, okay?
132
00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:00,375
And seriously, don't embarrass me tonight.
133
00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:04,666
It's just that
me and Rodrick never team up like this,
134
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,916
and I really don't want anything
to mess it up.
135
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,041
-Okay?
-Okay.
136
00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:14,041
All right.
You boys got your work cut out for ya.
137
00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:17,166
Get to it.
138
00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,333
Ugh.
139
00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,333
Go! Go, go, go, go!
140
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,333
-Ow!
141
00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:23,250
Hmm. Good job, guys.
142
00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:29,458
Huh. You know what, though?
We could use one more of those tables.
143
00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:31,750
We're on it.
144
00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:38,208
Do we have to do this?
The first table was heavy.
145
00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:43,041
Everything's gotta be perfect!
Rodrick's, like, an expert at this stuff.
146
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,458
But it seems like he's just getting us
to do all the hard stuff.
147
00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:51,250
You don't get it, Rowley.
Rodrick's depending on me.
148
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,333
Our party's gonna be… epic.
149
00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:07,833
Um.
150
00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:23,791
Whoa.
151
00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,666
I don't think
we should be in Rodrick's bedroom.
152
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,625
Relax, we're just in here for the table.
153
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,916
Do you think
there will be party games,
154
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,375
like charades
or pin the tail on the donkey?
155
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,708
It's not that kind of thing, Rowley.
156
00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:50,791
High-school parties are totally different
than little-kid parties.
157
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,041
How do you know?
158
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,291
I just know stuff.
159
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,833
Listen, we're gonna be
the only middle schoolers at this thing.
160
00:10:56,916 --> 00:11:00,333
We've gotta blend in.
Just try and be cool, okay?
161
00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:03,458
But pin the tail on the donkey is cool.
162
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,625
Wait, what?
163
00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:15,625
"See you after the party."
164
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:17,583
Oh, no.
165
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,208
What's going on? Is it stuck?
166
00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:23,500
It's not stuck!
I think Rodrick locked the door.
167
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,666
But why would he do that?
168
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,291
What about the party?
What about the Heffley brothers?
169
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,583
It was, uh, probably just a joke.
170
00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:36,875
Rodrick? Rodrick!
171
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,250
Rodrick!
172
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,708
Rodrick!
173
00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:46,625
Rodrick!
174
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:01,625
Rodrick!
175
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,416
Is he coming?
176
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,625
Just wait here, okay?
177
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,166
But I have tap-dancing lessons
in the morning.
178
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,375
I was sick last week,
179
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,583
and if I miss two in a row,
Miss Tilly's gonna be mad.
180
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,166
Relax, Rowley.
I've got everything under control.
181
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,041
Hmm.
182
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,916
I'm scared. What if we starve down here?
183
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,958
-My celery sticks are in my overnight bag.
184
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:31,416
Can you please stop talking
for five seconds? I need to concentrate.
185
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,458
What's going on out there?
Are they… partying?
186
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:47,000
I think I can reach the lock.
187
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:49,583
Ow!
188
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:55,000
Can you reach it?
189
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,083
No.
190
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,833
But I've got an idea. Wait here.
191
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,000
Let's get this party started!
192
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,916
-Whoo!
-Nice brain bucket.
193
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,583
And I was like,
"Underwear goes under your pants, bro."
194
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:14,500
Ew!
195
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,625
Whoa.
196
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:23,708
-Whoa.
197
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,625
Move.
198
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,666
What's that for?
199
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:34,958
Evidence.
200
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,791
Whoa.
201
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:42,750
-Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
202
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:44,875
He actually did it!
203
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,416
Yeah!
204
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,833
Whoa!
205
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,333
Huh? What--
206
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:05,541
Whoa!
207
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,625
-Ow!
208
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,250
What?
209
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,416
-Ew!
210
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,916
I think I'd better go home.
211
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,291
Yeah, that might be a good idea.
212
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,666
Dude.
213
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,125
Not cool, dude.
214
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166
-Not cool.
215
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,458
-My head.
216
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,458
-This sucks.
-Not cool.
217
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:19,125
What's your problem, man?
218
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,750
It's not even, like, afternoon yet.
219
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,125
You locked me in the basement!
220
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:28,583
Yeah, like, as a joke.
221
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:33,875
Well, the joke's on you, because
when Mom and Dad get home tomorrow,
222
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,375
I'm gonna tell them
all about your little party.
223
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,833
You wouldn't have the guts.
224
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,083
Hey, Mom. How is the trip going?
225
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:51,833
Well-- Well, it was going great
until Manny got a stomach bug.
226
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,541
We're headed to Gramma's to pick him up.
227
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,125
Wait. You're coming home today?
228
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,333
-Yes, Rodrick.
-Got it.
229
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,916
We should be home in an hour.
230
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,583
Did you boys empty the dishwasher
like I asked?
231
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:02,833
You gotta be kidding me.
232
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,625
Not yet.
233
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,416
Well, it had better be doneby the time we're back.
234
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,041
No problem. See you soon.
235
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:18,500
Okay, you heard her. We've got one hour
to clean up this whole mess.
236
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:25,333
Not my problem. I'll be in my room.
237
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:26,833
Dude!
238
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:31,083
Mom and Dad are gonna go ballistic
if they find out I had a party!
239
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,250
Please, you've gotta help me.
240
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,500
And why would I do that?
241
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:39,875
Because we're brothers.
242
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,500
Yeah, well, brothers don't lock each other
in the basement.
243
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:48,208
Okay, okay. I slipped up.
Won't happen again, I swear.
244
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,958
Please!
245
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:56,041
If I help you clean up this mess,
things are gonna be different between us.
246
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,375
Different? Like how?
247
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:02,625
For starters, you're gonna start
treating me better, like an equal.
248
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:06,208
Okay, okay. Done. Equals. Got it.
249
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,083
And you're gonna owe me.
250
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,916
Owe you what?
251
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,750
I'm-- I'm-- I'm thinking.
252
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,875
Dude, we've got no time!
253
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:20,666
Okay. Yeah, I owe you.
Can we just work out the details later?
254
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,250
Fine.
255
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,916
All right, my man! Let's do this.
256
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,000
And go!
257
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,625
-What?
-Hmm.
258
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,791
-Hmm.
259
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,291
Gonna blow chunks!
260
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,708
Don't worry, Manny.
We'll be home in a jiffy.
261
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,625
Honey, better step on it.
262
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,916
-Whoa!
263
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,166
I am taking the shortcut!
264
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,083
Whoa!
265
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,541
Manny!
266
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,166
Huh? What?
267
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,041
Whoa!
268
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,166
Ouch!
269
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,375
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
270
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,333
Mission accomplished, little bro.
271
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,583
It's permanent ink!
This is never coming off!
272
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,666
Um--
273
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,166
We need another door!
274
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,375
Another door?
Where are we gonna get another door?
275
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,416
The basement!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
276
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,625
Oh, let's hurry up and get you inside.
277
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,375
Quit pushing!
278
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,458
Quit pulling! Push!
279
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,750
I said pull!
280
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,833
Ow!
281
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,708
Come on, Frank.
282
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,458
Boys?
283
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,708
We're home!
284
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,583
Oh. Hey, Mom!
285
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:26,083
So, did you guys do some brotherly bonding
while we were gone?
286
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,916
Uh, kinda, I guess.
287
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,666
Rodrick, y-you're sweating!
288
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,958
Oh, I hope you don't have what Manny has.
289
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,458
I knew it, Susan!
290
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,166
I knew they couldn't be trusted!
291
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,041
They didn't empty the dishwasher.
292
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,916
-Oh, that's gross.
-Manny all better!
293
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,583
Oh.
294
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,166
Oh, man!
295
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,458
Hmm.
296
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:12,125
There's gotta be evidence.
They're not that smart.
297
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,291
Aha!
298
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,916
You think he knows? I-- I think he knows!
299
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,416
Shh! Keep your voice down, dummy.
300
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,000
If he doesn't know,
he's gonna figure it out.
301
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:42,166
I mean, he's been sniffing around
the house ever since he got back.
302
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,916
He's gonna find something.
303
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,625
You need to calm down. We covered
our tracks. We cleaned up the place.
304
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,500
Yeah, and you owe me for that.
305
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,583
And you can start paying me back
by finishing with these leaves!
306
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:57,041
Wait, wait, wait.
What-- What is this about owing you?
307
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,583
I don't remember saying
anything like that.
308
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,666
Are you kidding me? I cleaned up
your stupid party, and that wasn't easy!
309
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,708
Don't you mean our party?
We were partners in this thing.
310
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,958
That mess was our mess,
311
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:15,916
and if Mom and Dad ever find out about it,
we're both in hot water.
312
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,500
No way! This was your party!
313
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,041
You're the one who's getting in trouble,
not me!
314
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,666
I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad
what really happened.
315
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:30,791
Fine, fine. I'll pay up.
316
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,708
Yeah? And how are you gonna do that?
317
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:38,500
By giving you my most valuable possession.
318
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,625
What? Mom Bucks?
319
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:43,333
No, thanks. I've seen where you keep them.
320
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:48,000
Something even better than that.
Knowledge.
321
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,000
I've seen your report card.
322
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:55,625
Not school knowledge. Real knowledge.
Stuff you can actually use.
323
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,958
I'm listening.
324
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,000
I'll give you a little taste.
325
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:01,250
Let's start with the way
you bag your leaves.
326
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:05,166
When you do it, you fill your bag
to the top and then tie it shut.
327
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,041
But that's not smart.
328
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,708
Mom's paying three Mom Bucks a bag.
329
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:13,875
So, if you wanna maximize your income,
you've gotta do it like this.
330
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,083
But isn't that cheating?
331
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,166
It's not cheating.
It's just gaming the system.
332
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,541
So, what? You're just gonna give me
a bunch of yard work tips?
333
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,916
I can teach you lots of things,
little brother.
334
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,166
Stuff that'll make your whole life easier.
335
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,625
Your problem is that you work too hard.
336
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,500
I want that underwear off the table
337
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,833
by the time I get back
from the grocery store.
338
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:42,791
-What you do is set the bar low,
339
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:45,000
so Mom and Dad don't expecttoo much out of you.
340
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,833
Because then…
341
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,375
Wha--
342
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,541
…they're happywhen you do practically nothing at all.
343
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:53,625
Here's another tip.
344
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,000
Pretend you don't know how to do stuff,
345
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,708
because that'll get you out ofa lot of unnecessary work.
346
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,916
H…
347
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,333
H… Hmm.
348
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:06,875
I'll just do it, okay?
349
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:12,500
And if you reallydon't feel like doing something,
350
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,541
a well-timed trip to the bathroomis always your ticket out.
351
00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:16,958
I'm ready to start!
352
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,541
I just finished.
353
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,208
My body is on a schedule.
354
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:27,125
Okay, I'll admit it. That's--
That's pretty good.
355
00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,333
What else can you teach me?
356
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:33,125
Oh, I've got loads of stuff like that.
I call it my Rodrick Rules.
357
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,791
Don't you mean "Rodrick's Rules"?
358
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,791
No, Rodrick Rules.
There's only one Rodrick, me.
359
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:42,750
Yeah.
360
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,291
I meant, like, apostrophe S.
361
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,375
Rodrick Rule number one.
No apostrophes or any other nerd stuff.
362
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:53,041
That kinda stuff will get you beat up
at school.
363
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,583
So, what's rule number two?
364
00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:57,541
Uh, I've already given away too much.
365
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:01,625
If you want more, we're gonna have to
make this deal official.
366
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:07,333
You keep your mouth shut about the party,
and I'll tell you everything I know.
367
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,458
Deal.
368
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,291
Greg, Rowley's here! Time to go!
369
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:32,250
Hello, Rowley. Don't you look handsome?
370
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:39,041
Um, this weekend I had tap-dancing lessons
with Miss Tilly.
371
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,833
Uh, nothing out of the ordinary happened.
372
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,500
-Whoa. Hey, Rowley!
373
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,791
It's been a while.
Friday afternoon, right?
374
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:52,916
Yeah, we--
375
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,333
-Whoa! So clean.
-Uh…
376
00:25:57,416 --> 00:26:00,708
Yeah, yeah. Time to go, Rowley!
Time-- Time to go. Get out.
377
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,666
Come on, Rowley.
Two more seconds in there,
378
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,958
and you were gonna spill your guts
about the whole party.
379
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:10,333
Sorry, I'm not good at this stuff.
380
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,833
You don't think my dad heard you
back there, right?
381
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,416
'Cause he's been acting really suspicious.
382
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,833
How did you get the house so clean,
though?
383
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,416
Um, me and Rodrick
actually did it together.
384
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375
I told you, me and him are a team.
385
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,791
You and Rodrick?
But he locked us in the basement!
386
00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:30,458
Uh, yeah.
Brothers just joke like that.
387
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:33,291
It's actually pretty hilarious
if you really think about it.
388
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,958
Don't look at me like that.
389
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:40,000
Anyway, yeah, Rodrick's been, uh--
He's been taking me under his wing.
390
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,958
He's been teaching me a bunch of stuff.
391
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,500
Really? What kind of stuff?
392
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,000
Uh, like, how you need to set the bar low,
393
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,041
so your parents don't expect
too much from you.
394
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,250
Oh, and how you can trick them
into helping you with your homework.
395
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,625
That kind of thing.
396
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,750
That seems like bad stuff.
397
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,083
This information is like gold, Rowley!
398
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,291
It's what makes having an older brother
worth it.
399
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:06,208
But why is Rodrick being so nice to you
all of a sudden?
400
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:11,666
I don't know. Maybe 'cause he just likes
having me around.
401
00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,666
You know what? You wouldn't understand.
You're an only child.
402
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,750
No offense.
403
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:23,166
Well, I'm glad I'm an only child.
'Cause this brother stuff is complicated.
404
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,000
Rodrick!
405
00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,583
Rodrick!
406
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,333
Rodrick!
407
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,375
What?
408
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:10,875
You need to teach me something new.
You never got past rule number one.
409
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:14,250
You only get one rule a week.
That's Rodrick Rule number two.
410
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:18,333
What? That's not fair.
411
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,833
Life's not fair.
412
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,583
Rule number three.
And now you made me break rule number two.
413
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:26,458
Fine.
414
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,250
Ow! What the--
415
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,250
I've been looking for that.
416
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,333
What is this?
417
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,458
It's an echo pedal. We need it…
418
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:37,458
…for the talent show.
419
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,375
Oh, yeah, the talent show.
I'm trying out too.
420
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,541
You? You don't have any talent.
421
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,750
Yeah, I'm in Rowley's magic act.
422
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,416
I'm his…
423
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,583
assistant.
424
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:59,041
Man, they're--
they're gonna laugh you off the stage.
425
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:02,125
Yeah, I know. Mom's making me.
426
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,208
Hey, do you think
you can get me out of this?
427
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,958
Sorry, you c--
You can't leave your friends hanging.
428
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,208
Rodrick Rule number four.
429
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:14,125
All right, enough with the rules.
How about you teach me something for real?
430
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,416
Like what?
431
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,833
I don't know.
432
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:21,666
Maybe you could teach me
how to play the drums or something.
433
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,375
Are you sure
you could handle that, little brother?
434
00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:29,833
-Yeah!
-All right.
435
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,541
It's simple.
436
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:37,708
You just gotta grip the sticks,
feel the flow, and let it rip.
437
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:46,708
Okay, now loosen up that wrist a bit.
Keep it flowing. Feel the rhythm.
438
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:50,916
That-- Th-That's it!
You've got potential, little bro.
439
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,833
Are you ready to rock?
440
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,333
Bill Walteris the lead singer of Löded Diper,
441
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,208
even thoughhe's something like 35 years old.
442
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:05,375
I'm pretty sure Rodrick asked him to join
443
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:08,250
because he got named"Most Likely to Be a Rock Star"
444
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,416
when he was in high school.
445
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,708
Beat it, kid. Grown-ups are talking here.
446
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:21,208
Nah, that-- That's all right.
He can stay. He's cool.
447
00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,708
Whatever you say, dude.
448
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,875
You ready to burn this place down?
449
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,875
We are Löded Diper!
450
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,416
One, two, three, four!
451
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:44,500
-Huh?
452
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:58,166
Isn't setting the table Greg's job?
453
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,541
He's hanging out with his brother
in the basement.
454
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:03,666
I didn't want to interrupt
their "together time."
455
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,708
Listen, I--
456
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:09,458
Do you think it's a good idea that those
guys are spending so much time together?
457
00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,708
Why wouldn't it be a good idea?
458
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,083
It's just that-- Well, I mean--
459
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,625
Look, who knows what kind of stuff
Rodrick is teaching Greg?
460
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,958
-Somebody farted!
461
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,750
Ew, gross.
462
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,416
-Somebody farted!
463
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,333
I rest my case.
464
00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:36,708
The boys are bonding, Frank.
465
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,958
Isn't that what we want to happen?
466
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:44,125
Look, sometimes my older brother, Joe,
would string me along,
467
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:45,750
and then I'd get burned.
468
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,041
Greg needs to protect himself.
469
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,791
Because if Rodrick pulls the rug out
from under him, he's gonna get hurt.
470
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:55,625
We can't police every interaction
between these boys, Frank.
471
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,875
They need to work things out on their own.
472
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,416
Maybe you're right.
But I just-- I--
473
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,666
Now why don't you just take off that tie,
and try and relax a little?
474
00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:09,083
I'll, uh, go get washed up for dinner.
475
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,583
Hey! Didn't this door used to lock?
476
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:25,250
So, you guys are telling us
477
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,458
that you have no idea why
the bathroom door suddenly doesn't lock?
478
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:33,375
Wait. We have a bathroom on this floor?
479
00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:38,458
I feel like there's something
the boys aren't telling us.
480
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,833
Greg, would you like to say something?
481
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,625
Um…
482
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:51,333
Actually, something did happen
on Friday night.
483
00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:53,583
Something I should've told you about.
484
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,541
I went in the bathroom,
and I tried to lock the door.
485
00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:02,625
But I couldn't.
486
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:07,500
I think I must have broken it
by shutting it too hard or something.
487
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:08,583
Sorry.
488
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:18,375
Okay. Mystery solved. Let's move on.
489
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Nice save.
490
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:25,916
Boys, your father and I are taking another
shot at celebrating our anniversary
491
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,333
since our first attempt got cut short.
492
00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,750
You're going away this weekend?
493
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,666
Yes, but don't worry.
494
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,958
You see, we're not gonna leave you two
on your own again.
495
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,416
Why? Who's coming over?
496
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,625
You two boys are gonna visit your grandpa.
497
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:44,166
Wait. At Leisure Towers?
But there's nothing to do there.
498
00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:47,166
Oh, there's plenty to do
at Grandpa's complex.
499
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,000
Shuffleboard, bingo, the pool.
500
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,375
And you know how much
my dad loves board games!
501
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,500
Board games?
502
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,583
Come on, guys.
503
00:33:56,666 --> 00:34:00,000
You know Grandpa appreciates it
when you spend time with him.
504
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,958
-But--
-Mom's right, Greg.
505
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,500
It's been way too long
since we paid Grandpa a visit.
506
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,708
This-- This is gonna be great.
507
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,958
Okay, guys. Better get packed.
508
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,291
Greg, I'll help you.
509
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,583
-Rodrick?
-Yeah?
510
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,000
Good role modeling.
511
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,750
Well, I try.
512
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,916
Ready, set, go!
513
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,916
Whoo-hoo! Whee!
514
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,250
-Aha!
515
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,541
-Ooh. Hey!
516
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,250
Dagnabbit!
517
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,541
Okay, boys! This is Gutbusters!
518
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:53,000
One player reads a card,
and the other players try not to laugh.
519
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,208
Them's the rules!
520
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,333
-That sounds so fun!
521
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:58,416
-Roll the dice, Grandpa!
522
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:01,875
Ha! Snake eyes!
523
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,208
It's your turn to read, Greg.
524
00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:09,458
"A man who would pun,
would just as easily pick a pocket."
525
00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:17,000
Huh? I don't get it.
526
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,458
Come on, Rodrick!
527
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,208
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
528
00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:25,583
I'm sorry,
I-- I-- I-I-I couldn't help it.
529
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,708
That one gets me every time.
530
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:29,791
All right, boys.
531
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:35,166
Now, why don't you clean up this mess
while I take a potty break?
532
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,000
Okay, Grandpa.
But don't take too long in there.
533
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,041
I can't believe you agreed to coming here.
534
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,333
Why didn't you at least try
to get us out of it?
535
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:49,041
Can't talk. Concentrating.
536
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,916
Rodrick, what are you doing?
537
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,583
Isn't one game enough?
538
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,375
You think I'm here to play games?
539
00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:00,833
Are those Mom Bucks?
540
00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:02,958
Millions of dollars worth.
541
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,250
That's amazing. Wow!
542
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,375
So, this is why you wanted to come
to Leisure Towers.
543
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:14,291
Bingo. Now you're starting to get it.
544
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,916
Come on. Let's split it up.
545
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,875
-Ah! Da, da, da, da! Not so fast.
546
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:20,250
Go find your own supply.
547
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,833
Come on, Rodrick. You owe me.
548
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:28,250
Fine, here's a hundred.
Don't spend it all in one place.
549
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:32,583
Now, why don't you go change?
You look like you wet yourself.
550
00:36:32,666 --> 00:36:34,833
I can't. Grandpa's in the bathroom.
551
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:36,916
Then use the one in the lobby.
552
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,333
I've gotta hand itto Rodrick on this Mom Bucks thing.
553
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:42,500
Every timeI think I've figured him all out,
554
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:44,125
he surprises me with something new.
555
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,625
It's pea soup again tonight, I hear.
556
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,083
That sounds pretty good to me.
557
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,625
Huh?
558
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,333
Oh, my.
559
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,750
Hi, Merle! Going to bingo tonight?
560
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,583
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
561
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,708
Well, you can kiss
your winning streak goodbye.
562
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,958
I'm bringing a good luck charm with me.
563
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:21,541
-Oh! Isn't he cute?
564
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:25,291
Merle, Irene, bingo tonight?
565
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,708
Ha! We'll see.
566
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:32,500
Can you believe my luck last week?
Two games in a row.
567
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,833
It was all thanks to my lucky charm.
568
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,083
Say…
569
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,208
"Boys size small?"
570
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,375
A Peeping Tom!
571
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:02,083
We see you in there, Boy Size Small!
572
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,000
We're gonna hand you over
to the authorities!
573
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,208
They'll put you in the slammer!
574
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,208
-Where did he go?
-I don't see him.
575
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,708
Did he give us the slip?
576
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,125
-There he is!
577
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,291
He's on the move, ladies!
578
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,250
After him!
579
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,916
-Huh? Huh?
580
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,375
-We're coming through!
-Hey! Watch it!
581
00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,541
-Don't let him get away!
582
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,208
-You get out of here!
583
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,000
Killing my bingo buzz!
584
00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,750
There he is!
585
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,416
There's Boy Size Small.
586
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,041
-Come back here! We're gonna get you!
-Yeah! Yeah!
587
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,583
There he is! Come on!
588
00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:02,958
-Hey, kid!
589
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,000
-Come back here!
-Come on. Wait!
590
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:06,250
-Out of my way!
-Hey! Get off!
591
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,750
Where do you think you're going?
592
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,458
Hmm, what do we have here?
593
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,375
-Oh!
-Uh…
594
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,791
That's nasty.
595
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,083
-All right!
596
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:25,333
-Hey!
-There he goes! This way!
597
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,833
D'oh!
598
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,750
Come here!
599
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,791
I could've sworn he went this way.
600
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:41,291
Where is he?
601
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,083
He gave us the slip.
602
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,916
Somehow, I managedto get back to Grandpa's room.
603
00:39:54,250 --> 00:40:00,833
But Rodrick can never find out about this.'Cause if he does, I'm a dead man.
604
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:03,833
You're in big trouble, young man.
605
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:10,250
Rodrick just rolled a 12!
606
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:18,458
That means you've gotta fork over
half your cards.
607
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:23,000
Come on, snake eyes!
608
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:30,041
Put some pants on, for the love of Pete.
609
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,083
Is there something you want to tell me,
little brother?
610
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:49,875
Open up!
611
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:58,125
Grandpa, can we--
Can we please change the channel?
612
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:01,041
There's nothing but a bunch of garbage
on TV.
613
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:03,916
I like to watch people come and go.
614
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,416
Ooh! Hot in there.
615
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,958
Barry Grossman!
616
00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:10,375
You've got time to sit in the sauna
for two hours,
617
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:14,958
but you can't bother yourself
to return my vacuum cleaner!
618
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:20,208
Bah, fine! You can have the clicker.
619
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:25,791
And in some disturbing news,earlier this evening,
620
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,500
a Peeping Tom was spottedin the women's bathroom at Leisure--
621
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,583
You're jumpy tonight.
Mind you don't wake up your brother.
622
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,458
Oh, yeah. You're right, Grandpa. There's--
There's nothing good on TV.
623
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,416
Ha! Told you so.
624
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:53,416
You know, Greg, I might be old,
but I'm no fool.
625
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,083
I know what's really going on.
626
00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:57,666
You do?
627
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:01,041
You and your brother aren't here
because you want to be here.
628
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,708
Your parents made you come.
629
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:06,958
That's not true.
Grandpa, we wanted to come here.
630
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:14,208
No boys your age would choose to spend
the weekend with an old codger like me.
631
00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:17,458
Ha! Yeah, well, I'll tell you this.
632
00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:21,583
I've enjoyed every second of it.
You're good boys.
633
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,083
I guess.
634
00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:30,500
I know you boys love each other,
because you spend time together.
635
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:36,500
It wasn't always that way with my boys.
636
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,375
And now they've grown apart.
637
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,125
They don't even spend
the holidays together.
638
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,250
I just wish they'd worked things out
when they were young.
639
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,000
Like you and Rodrick have.
640
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:52,041
Maybe things would be different now.
641
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,250
Yeah.
642
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,625
Hey, Greg.
643
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:12,000
Rowley, I told you not to wear stripes.
644
00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,666
But I thought we could be twins.
645
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,583
Eh, eh? See? Twins.
646
00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,000
Great. Now I gotta change.
647
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,833
What did you do
your Life Sciences project on?
648
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:29,750
-My what?
-Your Life Sciences project.
649
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,000
It's due today.
650
00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:32,458
That's due today?
651
00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:35,791
Yeah. And it's, like, 25% of our grade.
652
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,000
Oh, man! I forgot all about that project.
653
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:43,625
What are you gonna do?
'Cause this project is 25% of our grade.
654
00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,583
I know, Rowley! Let me think.
655
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,166
Rodrick.
656
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,375
Rodrick?
657
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,875
Rodrick! I need your help!
658
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:04,000
Calm down, Gregory.
What's got your underwear in a bunch?
659
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:06,166
I've got a Life Science project due today!
660
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,958
Yeah? And what's that got to do with me?
661
00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:12,166
Well, I figured you might know some trick.
Some way out of this.
662
00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:16,333
Well, you could pretend you're sick.
Skip school.
663
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,375
Mom would know I'm faking.
She always knows.
664
00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:21,291
You could tell your teacher Manny ate it.
665
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,625
Really, Rodrick?
That's the best you can come up with?
666
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,958
You know I still have dirt on you, right?
I can come clean to Mom right now.
667
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:39,291
Hmm. Did you say Life Sciences?
That does ring a bell.
668
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,166
Let's see.
669
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,875
No. No.
670
00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:46,750
-Ah!
-What are you doing?
671
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:52,041
My life Sciences project.
And in mint condition too.
672
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:53,750
Let me see that.
673
00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:55,208
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
674
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,125
This is some of my best work.
It's why I saved it.
675
00:44:58,208 --> 00:44:59,541
Awesome. Here, give it.
676
00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:03,166
No, sir. This is gonna cost you.
677
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:06,875
Come on, Rodrick.
Me and you have a partnership. A deal.
678
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:11,375
Yeah. Well, our deal doesn't cover
this kind of thing. This is extra.
679
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,083
Okay, what do you want for it?
680
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,666
I want cash.
681
00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:17,000
I don't have any cash.
682
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:19,791
I'm talking Mom Bucks. Large bills only.
683
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,791
Come on, Rodrick. Don't you have enough?
684
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:25,625
No, you can never have enough Mom Bucks.
That's Rodrick Rule number five.
685
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,833
Fine. I'll give you 20. That's fair.
686
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:33,666
Mmm, actually,
you seem a little too eager.
687
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,958
Make it a hundred.
688
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,833
Fine. But you can't tell anyone
about this.
689
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:44,583
I may be a lot of things,
but one thing I am not is a snitch.
690
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,750
Great doing business with you, brother.
691
00:45:56,208 --> 00:46:02,125
You got one of Rodrick's old projects?
But isn't that cheating?
692
00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:05,208
It's not cheating. It's gaming the system.
693
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,375
I told you not to look at me like that.
694
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:11,041
But what if he got a bad grade?
695
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:14,666
My parents always help Rodrick
with his homework. So, I'm all set.
696
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:15,958
Can I see?
697
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:22,875
Um, Greg? I don't think
your parents helped with this one.
698
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,208
Give me that!
699
00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:26,791
Do plants sneeze?
700
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:29,458
Hypothesis. Plants probably sneeze.
701
00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:31,208
Experiment. Hmm.
702
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:33,458
Conclusion. Plants don't sneeze.
703
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,125
Hmm.
704
00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:41,291
Rodrick!
705
00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:11,625
You lied to me!
706
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:14,083
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true, bro.
707
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,541
You said this was your best work!
708
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:21,166
It was. You should've seen
my other school projects.
709
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,041
Yeah.
710
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:24,833
Well, I want my money back.
711
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,750
No refunds. A deal's a deal.
712
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:32,416
Yeah, about that.
Let's see if these change your mind.
713
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,375
Yo! That's me.
714
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:41,208
Wha-- Oh. My bad.
715
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,125
Please, uh-- Please continue, bros.
716
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:47,916
You wouldn't show these to Mom or Dad.
You're no snitch.
717
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,708
You have no idea what I'm willing to do.
718
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:55,208
All-- All right.
Here, I'll give you your $100 back.
719
00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:59,125
Hmm. You seem a little eager.
720
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:03,958
It's gonna cost you
approximately 200 Mom Bucks.
721
00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:06,708
Uh, "Mom Bucks"?
722
00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:12,083
Nice doing business with you,
brother.
723
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:17,083
So, do plants sneeze?
724
00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:23,041
I'm not gonna sayI'm proud of myself for what I did.
725
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,208
But I learned how to negotiatefrom the master.
726
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:41,666
Greg, you need to watch
where you're going.
727
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:45,000
Just look at this mess.
728
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,583
I don't believe this.
729
00:48:55,666 --> 00:49:00,125
I-- A party? Guys? Seriously?
730
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,708
Counterfeit money?
Where did you boys get all this?
731
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:09,416
I knew that bathroom locked!
Aha! I am not going crazy.
732
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:15,166
You boys had a party in our home.
Somebody could've gotten hurt or worse.
733
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,250
See? See?
734
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,958
Didn't I tell you it wasn't a good idea
for these two to be hanging out?
735
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:24,041
Greg, it might not have been your party,
but you helped cover it up.
736
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:26,041
You lied to us.
737
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,791
And because of that, you are grounded.
738
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:31,166
No video games or electronics
for three weeks.
739
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:33,625
And Rodrick, you're the older brother.
740
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:36,208
What kind of example are you setting
for Greg?
741
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:39,333
A bad example?
742
00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:44,041
You're grounded for a month.
Hand over your van keys.
743
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,791
Plus, you boys are doing the dishes
every night.
744
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:52,458
And don't give me any of this
"my body's on a schedule" nonsense.
745
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:53,541
Mom?
746
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:54,625
What, Rodrick?
747
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:57,500
So, I get that I can't use my van.
Totally fair.
748
00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:01,083
But I can still go to the talent show
if I get a ride, right?
749
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:05,125
No, Rodrick. Grounded means grounded.
No extracurricular stuff.
750
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:09,291
But-- But-- But-- But we--
But we've been practicing for months.
751
00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,583
If I can't play, the other guys
won't be able to be in the show--
752
00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:14,000
Actions have consequences.
753
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:18,083
What kind of parents would we be
if we let you go to the talent show?
754
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,791
Good parents?
755
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,708
-Mom?
-Yes, Greg?
756
00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:29,750
Since Rodrick can't be in the talent show,
I can't either, right?
757
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,500
Because that wouldn't be fair.
758
00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:35,916
You are not using this as an excuse
to get out of that talent show, Greg!
759
00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:40,125
You can't let Rowley down.
He's done so much for you.
760
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:43,041
Now go.
Go help your brother with the dishes.
761
00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:04,375
So, that was pretty crazy back there, huh?
762
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,375
I mean, three weeks of no electronics,
I expected.
763
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,958
But your punishment was a little harsh
if you ask me.
764
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:14,208
It wouldn't have happened
if you didn't snitch.
765
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:16,708
Hey, whoa! I didn't say anything!
766
00:51:16,791 --> 00:51:20,000
You marched right upstairs
and went straight to Mommy and Daddy.
767
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:21,791
You ratted me out!
768
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,458
No snitching.
That's Rodrick Rule number one!
769
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,041
I thought rule number one was
no apostrophes.
770
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,750
And besides, that's not what happened!
771
00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:35,750
I took you under my wing! I trusted you!
772
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:42,833
Yeah, it's been great.
You've taught me a lot.
773
00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:47,750
Yeah, and the only reason that I did
was because you had dirt on me.
774
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,750
And now you don't. So, watch your back.
775
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,291
But--
776
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:56,750
I thought you were cool.
Guess I was wrong.
777
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:11,500
Introducing the Amazing Rowley Jefferson!
778
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:14,541
Whoo, yeah!
779
00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:21,375
And with a wave of my magic wand,
the egg has disappeared!
780
00:52:23,791 --> 00:52:28,208
Greg, you were supposed to turn the cup
upside down before you gave it back to me.
781
00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,041
Huh? Oh, yeah. Next time.
782
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:36,583
If we don't get this right
by Friday night, we're never gonna win!
783
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:40,375
We're not gonna win, Rowley.
We're competing against high schoolers.
784
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,083
Well, at least we don't have to go
against your brother's band.
785
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:49,166
Yes, we do.
They got a replacement drummer.
786
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,625
Oh.
787
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,041
Hey, I've got an idea.
788
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:55,875
I was thinking
maybe I could be the magician
789
00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,291
and you could be the assistant.
790
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,250
It's way more believable that way.
791
00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:04,250
But it's my magic set!
I got it for my birthday!
792
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,291
Okay, okay.
793
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,500
-Gee whiz.
794
00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,375
Hey, guys!
795
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:13,708
Hi, Rodrick. Wanna see some magic?
796
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:17,083
Nah, wouldn't want you to spoil it for me.
Save it for the big night.
797
00:53:17,166 --> 00:53:19,125
Oh. Okay!
798
00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:21,083
Wait. What are you doing up here?
799
00:53:21,166 --> 00:53:25,416
I found something on the kitchen table.
Thought it might belong to you.
800
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,291
Hey! Give it back!
801
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:33,291
Easy there, little brother.
I was just returning your property.
802
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:37,291
Wait. You didn't read it, did you?
803
00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:40,666
Read it?
Way too many words for me.
804
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,625
I did look at the pictures though.
805
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,708
And boy, I learned a lot.
806
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:53,250
Like what really happened
at Leisure Towers.
807
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:55,791
That's private.
808
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:58,500
Well, it's about to be public.
809
00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,250
See, I know people.
810
00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:03,916
And those people have little brothers
and sisters that go to your school.
811
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,125
And I'll bet they're gonna love
reading about your little adventure
812
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,208
in the women's bathroom.
813
00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,625
You wouldn't!
814
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:13,500
You ratted me out.
These are the consequences.
815
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,583
Give me that!
816
00:54:22,583 --> 00:54:23,750
Oh!
817
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,250
-Ow!
818
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,666
No!
819
00:54:29,791 --> 00:54:30,958
Ooh!
820
00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:34,666
Nice catch.
821
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,583
-Oops!
822
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,875
No!
823
00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:45,958
My bad.
824
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:50,541
Believe me, I did notwant to go to school the next day.
825
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:55,041
After Rodrick's little text was sent out,my reputation was gonna be ruined.
826
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,166
But I knew I couldn't hide forever.
827
00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:01,916
So, I just decided to bite the bulletand get it over with.
828
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:10,750
All right, Rowley. Let's do this.
829
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:12,291
Rowley?
830
00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:15,625
You got this, Greg!
831
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,041
-This week's flying by, like, so fast.
-I know!
832
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,041
-Wait. Wait. Is that Greg Heffley?
-Look!
833
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:25,833
Whoa!
834
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:29,791
What?
835
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:35,916
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
836
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,958
It took me a few minutesto figure out what was going on.
837
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,583
Rodrick's message went outto all of his friends.
838
00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:47,083
His friends told their brothersand sisters what happened to me,
839
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,458
and they told their friends.
840
00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,541
Just like Rodrick planned it.
841
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,583
But I guess people mixed up the facts
842
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:55,541
because by the time I got to school,the story was totally scrambled.
843
00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,500
Somehow the story went
844
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:02,791
from me being caughtin the ladies' room at Leisure Towers,
845
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:07,166
to me sneaking into a bingo gameand walking off with the grand prize.
846
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:09,750
Bingo!
847
00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:14,458
And the only thing people got right wasme getting chased by the security guards.
848
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,916
But even that stuff got exaggerated.
849
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:19,958
-Hey!
850
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:21,041
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
851
00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:29,375
Even the thingwith the vending machines
852
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:30,541
made it into the story,
853
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,291
but the facts got mixed up there too.
854
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:36,833
I wasn't exactly in a hurryto set the record straight, though.
855
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:40,250
Because the new version of the storymade me look pretty sick.
856
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,666
So Rodrick's plan backfired,
857
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,000
and I got a taste of what it's liketo be popular for once.
858
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,541
Wow! This is so cool! I got his autograph!
859
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,125
But I knew it wouldn't last.
860
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:58,208
Because the second I took the stageas Rowley's assistant at the talent show,
861
00:56:58,291 --> 00:57:00,250
my reputation was gonna take a nosedive.
862
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,875
I don't get
why I have to go to this thing.
863
00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:08,500
You're here to cheer on your brother,
Rodrick, and your bandmates.
864
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:10,166
Ex-bandmates.
865
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:14,916
D-Does the rec center have
a bathroom?
866
00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:31,208
Okay. Everyone, hop out.
I'll go look for a spot.
867
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,500
Yo! What's shaking, little man?
868
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,791
Uh, nothing much.
869
00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:47,541
So, we heard about your little dustup
over at Leisure Towers.
870
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,625
The what?
871
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,375
Oh, yeah. That.
872
00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:53,041
Dude, you're a legend!
873
00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,500
An absolute lege, dude!
874
00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:56,875
Yeah, I guess.
875
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,625
So, we were thinking,
876
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:03,666
if we join forces tonight,
we could win this thing.
877
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:05,458
Huh? I-I don't get it.
878
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:08,750
You've got the middle school vote.
And we've got the high school vote.
879
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:11,208
And I've got the Mom vote. Not to brag.
880
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:13,125
What do you mean "join forces"?
881
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:18,250
How'd you like to be
Löded Diper's new drummer?
882
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,833
What? I don't know how to play the drums.
883
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:22,875
We know your brother's been teaching you.
884
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,583
Time for the student to become the master.
885
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:31,291
Sorry, guys. I'm in my friend's magic act.
I can't get out of it.
886
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:37,708
That's where Larry comes in.
We'll do a clean swap. You for him.
887
00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,791
Magic is my real passion.
888
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,666
Ta-da!
889
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:46,166
I just can't do that to Rodrick.
He's my brother.
890
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,833
Why don't you just think it over?
891
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:52,416
Maybe this is your turn to shine, my dude.
892
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,541
I'll think about it.
893
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,750
That's all we're asking, little man.
894
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:36,416
-Yo! It's Greg!
-That's Greg Heffley!
895
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,875
-You're a legend, dude.
-Yeah, thanks.
896
00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:42,458
Oh!
897
00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:44,916
Is that Boy Size Small?
898
00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:49,000
Where were you?
899
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:50,500
I just got held up.
900
01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:04,666
Oh, this is so exciting.
901
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:09,750
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
902
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:14,458
-Welcome to the Talent Show!
903
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,750
Then the man in the orthopedic shoes said,
"I stand corrected!"
904
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:54,291
Oh.
905
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,458
I've got to get ready.
906
01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:14,500
-Break a leg, Greg.
-Okay.
907
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,625
Do your best for Rowley.
Try and look like you're having fun.
908
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,708
Hey, Greg.
909
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:24,125
Can't wait to see you do your magic.
So uncool.
910
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:32,541
Are you ready for some magic, Manny?
911
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:35,208
-Yay!
-Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
912
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:38,291
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
913
01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:41,833
We have just one question for you.
914
01:01:41,916 --> 01:01:43,583
-Wake up!
915
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:48,250
Are you ready to rock?
916
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,083
Yeah!
917
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:57,000
Now, before we explode your eardrums
with a blast of pure rock and roll,
918
01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:03,000
it's time to introduce
the newest member of Löded Diper.
919
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:09,666
Please join me in welcoming
Greg Heffley to the stage!
920
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:10,708
-Greg?
921
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,916
Come on, little dude. Give 'em a taste.
922
01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,833
Oh. Oof.
923
01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:46,541
Yeah, right on.
924
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,375
We love you, Greg!
925
01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:54,125
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
926
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:18,375
Yo, you ready
to blow the roof off this place?
927
01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:40,375
Hey. You're missing the show.
928
01:03:40,958 --> 01:03:45,083
What are you doing out here?
Aren't you supposed to be on stage?
929
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:47,333
I don't know. It didn't feel right.
930
01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:50,291
Well, maybe that's because it's not right.
931
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:55,250
You stole my spot just to get back at me
for the diary thing.
932
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:59,458
Pretty much.
But it wasn't just about payback.
933
01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,500
Yeah, right.
934
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:05,208
I, uh, wanted you to be proud of me.
935
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,916
Proud of you? For what?
936
01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:11,291
I-I know. I-It was dumb.
937
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:16,000
I've got something that I've got to
get off my chest too, I guess.
938
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:20,291
I-- I shouldn't have taken your diary.
939
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:24,125
That wasn't… cool.
940
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:30,333
I don't understand why we can't
just get along like normal brothers.
941
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,708
This is normal. Brothers fight.
942
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:37,375
We just… took it too far.
943
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:42,500
But do you think we're gonna be all right,
like, in the long run?
944
01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:45,375
What? What do you mean?
945
01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:49,583
Well, Dad and his brothers don't even
see each other on holidays anymore.
946
01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:51,875
Is that gonna happen to us?
947
01:04:57,416 --> 01:05:01,500
Heck, yeah, we're gonna see each other
on the holidays. We're family.
948
01:05:04,916 --> 01:05:07,625
But I am not hosting. Too much work.
949
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,750
Okay. Deal.
950
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,750
Listen, me and you
are gonna have our battles.
951
01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:15,875
But I really hope you know
that when the chips are down,
952
01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:18,666
and I mean really down,
953
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:22,041
I'm gonna have your back.
And you better have mine.
954
01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:24,875
Because it's the Heffley brothers
against the world.
955
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,625
The Heffley brothers.
956
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,875
Greg! Greg! Greg!
957
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,041
So? Are you gonna keep sitting out here,
or are you gonna go make me proud?
958
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:41,541
Yeah, about that.
These don't belong to me.
959
01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:50,416
Like you said, there's only one Rodrick.
And that's you.
960
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:57,291
Wait a second.
I'm still grounded.
961
01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:59,416
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
962
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:04,291
Oh, well. Rodrick Rule number
ten. Always go out in a blaze of glory.
963
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,500
-Come on, entertain us!
964
01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:13,000
Stand by. Uh, we're just having some,
uh, technical difficulties.
965
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,708
All right!
966
01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:22,541
Please welcome
Löded Diper's original drummer,
967
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,583
Rodrick Heffley!
968
01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:26,833
-Whoo!
969
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,166
-What?
-Rodrick?
970
01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:40,041
Rodrick rules!
971
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,250
We love you, Rodrick!
972
01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,583
Unbelievable.
973
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:51,750
Greg, you do understand
that you're both grounded?
974
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,291
Yeah, I know.
975
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,583
Rodrick isn't supposed to be up there.
976
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:59,583
So, we have no choice
but to extend your punishment.
977
01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:02,791
It's worth it.
978
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,416
He's my brother. I've got his back.
979
01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:12,583
You're raising some good boys there, Son.
980
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,708
Yeah.
981
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,708
-Yippee!
982
01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:38,666
-Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo!
983
01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:51,208
Come on!
984
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,458
Huh?
985
01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:06,791
-Yeah! Löded Diper!
-Uh-huh! Yeah!
986
01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:12,541
Whoo! That's my jam!
987
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:33,500
What? Susan!
988
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,916
Yeah!
989
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,083
Whoo-hoo!
990
01:08:41,458 --> 01:08:42,458
Susan, your bunions!
991
01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:43,833
Whoo!
992
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,208
-Oh, man!
-Look at her!
993
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:56,416
-Oh! See, I can't unsee that!
994
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,500
That's right.
995
01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,250
-Whoo-hoo!
-Oh. Whoo!
996
01:09:02,958 --> 01:09:06,750
Even after all that,Löded Diper didn't win the talent show.
997
01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:09,333
First place went tothe Amazing Rowley Jefferson
998
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,958
and his assistant Larry the Wonderful.
999
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:15,875
But it wasn't all bad newsfor Rodrick and his band.
1000
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,958
Thanks to Mom,their music reached a whole new audience.
1001
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:32,333
I'm really not too worriedabout me and Rodrick growing apart.
1002
01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:35,625
Sure, we'll have our ups and downs,but for now…
1003
01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:38,208
…we're cool.
71234
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
