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If you're watching this at home,
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then I suggest you stay there.
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Because with complete
pandemic lock downs
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lifting for the
entire country in time
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for the holiday shopping season,
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the promise of robust
Christmas sales
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combined with lingering
supply chain issues
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makes for a truly Black
Friday to kick off
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the holiday shopping season,
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which has been
limited to online only
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for the last three years.
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I must say, I feel terrible
for the retail workers.
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Chris!
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I told you to watch
the door, not the TV!
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Sorry.
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Where are your glasses?
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You need to have them on
your eyes at all times.
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Let us in. Let us in.
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They're here.
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Let us in. Let us in.
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Let us in.
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Let us in.
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Let us in.
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Let us in!
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Let us in!
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- Let us in!
- They want in.
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Let's get ready.
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Two minutes.
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Look at them.
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Let us in! Let us in!
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They haven't been
free for three years.
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No matter what,
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we're a team,
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and we stick together.
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Let us in!
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There's so many.
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Call 911 if you have to.
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I'll understand.
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- Let us in!
- Let us in! Let us in!
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Chris, get the door.
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Someone hit the lights.
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Go! Go!
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Let us in! Let us in!
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Leni.
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This is gonna be your
Christmas. I just know it.
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Hun, you know I would
take you if I could.
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I'm sorry.
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Come here.
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How can I help you?
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I'm just here to see Leigh.
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She's one of the employees.
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Okay, I'll page her for
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Usually I just, I go back.
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Chris.
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This is Chris. He's always welcome.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm new.
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She's in the back.
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Hush, my dear
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Hold your peers
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Be here in this warm embrace
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Heed my words
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Hear this song
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Let my love make you strong
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There's no need for
this heartache tonight
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There's no reason to
shut out the light
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There's no need for
us to argue and fight
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We are together
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And baby, it's Christmas tonight
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You should sing more often.
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My granny used to sing me that song,
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but you didn't hear anything.
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I, I only sing for
puppers, not people.
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You should change that policy.
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Someone's in the Christmas spirit.
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I wish I could say
it looks good on you.
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How was that Black Friday shift?
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Yeah, it was not good.
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Yikes.
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Well, why don't you go
home and get some rest?
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Jenn just got back from
her parents' Thanksgiving
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and I really don't wanna
deal with her right now.
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You and your dad didn't go?
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No, her parents hate my dad, so.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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So is her dad older
or younger than yours?
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My dad is two years
younger than her dad.
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Yikes.
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I mean, they're 20 years apart
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and she wants to be my new mother,
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but like I can't let that happen.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Well, you and your dad
should've came over
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to my house for Thanksgiving.
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My mom made an amazing
turkey that my dad
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could not stop raving about.
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I might take you
up on that next time.
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Jenn was talking to
my dad about inviting
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my grandpa over for Christmas,
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so I might need to be rescued.
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Really? Rescued from what?
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So what's your beef?
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- Beef?
- Beef.
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Problem. Issue.
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I don't have any beef.
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- You don't?
- No.
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- No?
- No.
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- You're 16.
- Right.
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- You got plans?
- Plans?
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- Plans after graduation.
- I'm not sure.
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- You're not sure?
- That's right.
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What kind of a kid isn't sure?
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A kid like me, I guess.
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How are you gonna make it?
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My good looks.
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Your grandpa sounds
like a great time.
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He's just obsessed
with me goin' to college.
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I don't think he understands
that I don't need college.
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I have the greatest
job in the world.
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I sell overhyped technology
to gullible consumers.
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At least you have money.
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I can get you a job at the
shop if that's what you want.
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It's not that I want a job there.
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I just, I would like to
start this pet sitting,
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dog walking service, you know?
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It just sounds like a dream.
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What's stoppin'
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There's so many start-up costs,
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and insurance, and
I have to be bonded,
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and a website, and you know,
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a million other things
that I need to buy.
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It's just a lot of start-up costs.
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Yeah.
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I bet Christmas is a great
time for these dogs, though.
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Yeah.
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My, my granny used to say that Santa
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would come and get these
guys homes for Christmas.
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I wish that were true.
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Who knows, maybe Santa
can get me a new family.
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You have a family.
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Go spend some time with them.
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Humbug.
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Merry Christmas.
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Off to work?
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Looks that way.
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Can I pack you a
sandwich or something?
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You're right.
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Yeah, I'm late, so have
fun with whatever this is.
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You are strong
and capable and powerful.
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You can do this.
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Now hold that pose
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and remember to breathe.
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No way do I have your touch.
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Thank you for this.
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Jenn, you home?
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Jenn?
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Where else would I be?
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I'll never get tired
of being greeted like this.
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I expected you home an hour ago.
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Where have you been?
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I had just
something to take care of.
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You know, that divorce case?
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I can't talk about it.
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I cannot disclose.
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- No big deal.
- Very weird.
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You're being very weird.
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No, I'm not.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yup.
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Okay, fine.
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So this is really somethin'.
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Yeah, well, I,
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it'll be better once
the tree is done.
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So if you could help me with
that, that would be great.
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It's a family holiday, Jim.
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She's family.
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Any word from Alf
about Christmas dinner?
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Well, I think he's coming.
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It's hard to tell
because he just got
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a new smartphone and
his texting, not great.
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Really?
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He's had one of those senior
citizen flip phones forever.
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It's big with big numbers.
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Yeah, well, I guess
he's trying to catch up
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with the times.
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Everyone else said
they're coming, though.
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That's for sure.
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Are you sure you wanna do this?
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Jim, really.
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It's gonna be good, for everybody.
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The lawyer in me needs to make sure
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you understand and I
disclose that this is
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all Amy's side of the family,
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and they could be a little strange.
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Your brother Pat is gonna be there.
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You'll love Funcle Pat.
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Everybody loves Pat.
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The kids worship him.
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If fun had a name, it would be Pat.
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That's weird.
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I thought fun already had a name,
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and it was, hold on.
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It's fun.
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Is that a bit?
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You doing stand-up now?
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What about Alf?
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He seems like the life of the party.
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You could say that.
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I warned
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There's only room for one
old man at this house!
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That's the last time that
fat geezer ruins the roof.
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Venison for everybody!
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I'm sorry. That's awful.
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I don't want this to be awkward.
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Maybe I'm overstepping.
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I can just as easily
go to my parents'.
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No, no, no.
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I'm sure they'd be
very happy with that,
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but we want here.
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Does we include Chris?
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I appreciate
everything you're doing.
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The decorations and
bringing everybody together.
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It's really nice.
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Well, do you think he'll be excited?
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Let's just hold off on telling him
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till we make sure nobody
cancels, you know?
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Just give it time.
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Then we'll tell him together, okay?
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Mom.
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Who is this?
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It's, it's me.
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I was just calling to see
how your Thanksgiving went.
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And if it'd be okay if
I came up for Christmas?
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If you want
something, call your father.
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I, I don't want anything.
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I...
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It's not like I can
reach Dad anyway.
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You know that.
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I'm living with some
friends right now,
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What do I care? You're an adult.
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Stop calling me.
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Dad?
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Dad?
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How was work?
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Stupid. What are you doin'?
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Laundry.
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So, I have this friend
who wants to start a business.
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What kind of business does
your friend wanna start?
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It's not me, Dad.
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It's this girl I know.
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I just thought we
could help her out.
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Did she ask for your help?
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No.
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Chris, just ask her out.
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It's not like that.
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Sure. Of course not.
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What do I know.
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Forget I asked.
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It's perfectly
natural to be nervous.
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I'm not nervous.
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Then why concoct this
scheme to be around this girl
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instead of just asking
her out like a man?
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- You don't understand.
- I understand.
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Wait. Hold on.
272
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,191
Don't act as if it didn't
take you a whole year
273
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,651
to ask me out, Jim.
274
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,445
I still had to make the first move.
275
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,492
See, that's more of an our
generation type of thing.
276
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,706
What's that supposed to mean?
277
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,708
He just called you old.
278
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,543
Or me young. I'm not really sure.
279
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,388
If she's really serious
and wants to make money,
280
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,764
she's gonna have to
file a business name
281
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,725
and create an LLC.
282
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,894
You're really gonna help
her with this, aren't you?
283
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,396
- So sweet.
- Okay,
284
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,689
Just doing some undercover research.
285
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,899
Don't tell anyone, please.
286
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:57,900
Yeah, -
287
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,276
You like her, don't
288
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,736
No.
289
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,613
Just admit it.
290
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,239
Do you really think
she needs an LLC?
291
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,574
Yes, and insurance.
292
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,242
She's gonna have to get bonded.
293
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,286
You two really do
make a cute couple.
294
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,581
What if you get married?
295
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:16,251
My gosh, they would
have the cutest babies.
296
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,628
- What?
- My gosh!
297
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,629
She really could
use something positive
298
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,796
in her life right now.
299
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:20,923
That poor girl. She's all alone.
300
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:21,965
Wait. What about her parents?
301
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,467
You didn't hear?
302
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,260
They ditched her.
303
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,597
She is living in this disgusting
basement apartment thing
304
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,474
with her friends.
305
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,642
I took her home from
work the other day
306
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101
and I was scared for my life.
307
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,647
Anyway, my brother's
an insurance agent.
308
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,440
I should totally introduce you.
309
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,914
I'm rockin'!
310
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,207
All right, Jack!
311
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,061
What's the verdict, boss?
312
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,648
It's really comin' together.
313
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,358
Thank you.
314
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,776
You okay? What's wrong?
315
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,796
Don't think I've ever seen this one.
316
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,385
Good news, bud.
317
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,553
We're having Christmas
Eve dinner here,
318
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,096
and the whole family's comin'.
319
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,516
It will be just like
when you were a kid.
320
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,351
Everyone.
321
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,520
Grandpa, Aunt Mandy,
Uncle Matt, your cousins.
322
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,689
And?
323
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,649
Funcle Pat.
324
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,990
How long has it been since
everybody got together?
325
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,828
Well, Amy was sick for two
years before the shutdown.
326
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,829
Stop.
327
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,262
They're acting like
you don't matter.
328
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,701
Like you never existed.
329
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,040
I can't forget that
Christmas was your day.
330
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,606
Come on.
331
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,743
What's up, Dad?
332
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,830
Look, she's trying her best, I-
333
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:40,872
- I know.
334
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,084
This is all new to
her and I should've,
335
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,462
just please be patient.
336
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,947
I don't want her doing my laundry.
337
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,757
Okay.
338
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,802
I get it.
339
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,595
She's just, - Trying too hard.
340
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,683
Look, with this Christmas
Eve dinner coming up,
341
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,060
we all have to figure
out a way to get along.
342
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,813
Can I count on you?
343
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,024
You know it's gonna be hard seeing
344
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,651
everyone else without her.
345
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,612
I know.
346
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,845
Good morning, Leni.
347
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,306
I brought your favorite!
348
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,271
I might spend Christmas with you.
349
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,150
Don't get adopted before then, okay?
350
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,152
All right.
351
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,700
Get adopted till when?
352
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,035
Nothing. What?
353
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,453
Smooth.
354
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,582
So, remember when I said my grandpa
355
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,000
might be coming to Christmas
356
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:07,918
and I'd probably need to be rescued?
357
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,711
Yeah.
358
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,087
Well, now my whole
family's comin' to Christmas,
359
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,007
and I definitely need to be rescued.
360
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,675
Chris.
361
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,719
I'm not asking to bail
on your family's plans.
362
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,597
But do you think it
would be possible
363
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,599
for you to come to my
house on Christmas Eve?
364
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,559
I might have to talk
to my family first.
365
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,228
Okay, before you commit,
366
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,233
I need to let you know
what you're getting into.
367
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,190
Okay.
368
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,775
So every year we play
this White Elephant game.
369
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,235
My grandpa likes to
put lousy gifts in
370
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,945
and a ball of cash and
everyone fights over it,
371
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,280
and he calls it
Christmas Cage Match.
372
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:38,907
Interesting.
373
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:43,203
My Aunt Mandy is neurotic.
374
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:47,123
My cousins Kelli and
Cole are total nerds,
375
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,708
especially Kelli.
376
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,126
She's like this frumpy
little book worm
377
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,628
that would rather
read the dictionary
378
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,046
than have a conversation with you.
379
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,090
So, my Uncle Matt is
scared of my Aunt Mandy,
380
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,925
so he doesn't really talk,
381
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,095
and nobody knows what's
going on inside of his head.
382
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,764
Is there anyone else I
should be worried about?
383
00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:03,890
Yes.
384
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,600
My dad's brother, Uncle Pat.
385
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,602
We call him Funcle Pat.
386
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,229
If he can't make you
smile, you're not human.
387
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,814
No one really knows
what he's gonna do next,
388
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,274
and he's probably the only person
389
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,150
I'm looking forward to seeing.
390
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,945
It sounds like every
family needs a Funcle Pat.
391
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,196
Yeah, yeah.
392
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,285
I guess I could go.
393
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,953
- You'll come?
- Yeah.
394
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,641
Are you making Amy's applesauce?
395
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,810
Yeah. Tell me I can do this.
396
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,895
- You can do this.
- Thank you.
397
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,816
And if you can't,
you're still incredible.
398
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,776
And we have lots of cheeses.
399
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,695
That's good.
400
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,363
And you could always fall
back on your amazing looks.
401
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,365
- For how long?
- Forever.
402
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,992
Thank you, Mr. Sweet-
403
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,161
- come on. Gross.
404
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,205
Did you clean your room?
405
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,999
I don't think we're
goin' into my room.
406
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,001
Take out the trash when you go out.
407
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,962
And then come back
and clean your room.
408
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,527
- Wanna nail him?
- He's still there.
409
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,427
I'm rockin'!
410
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,514
All right, Jack!
411
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,992
How was work?
412
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,160
What are you doin'?
413
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,163
Laundry.
414
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,133
Sorry, bud. Occupato.
415
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,496
Work?
416
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,373
Bad.
417
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,000
Food?
418
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,504
Got it.
419
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,424
Girl?
420
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,384
Bye, Dad.
421
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,108
Dad, come on. I need to do laundry.
422
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,234
Sorry.
423
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,735
No can do.
424
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,188
We're headin' out.
425
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,106
Please make sure you
lock up when you leave.
426
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,983
It's the least you can do.
427
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,027
Wait, I thought you were
gonna give me a ride later.
428
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,278
Babe? Babe?
429
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,990
What?
430
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,700
Did you say we'd
give Leigh a ride tonight?
431
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,369
What?
432
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,621
Did you say that we would give Leigh
433
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,289
a ride tonight?
434
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,500
A ride where?
435
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,711
Yeah, we don't remember saying that.
436
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,380
But I-
437
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,298
- Let's go.
- We're gonna be late!
438
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,217
Sorry, kid.
439
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,343
You're gonna have to figure
it out for yourself tonight.
440
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,303
Let us know how it goes.
441
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,687
Please make sure
you lock up when you leave.
442
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,070
We have one too many, hon.
443
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,154
No we don't.
444
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:18,616
No, Jim.
445
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,327
We don't.
446
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,874
Yeah.
447
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,673
What does this mean?
448
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,178
I,
449
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,179
I don't know.
450
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:43,724
Fire.
451
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,228
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
452
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,524
Chris?
453
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,402
Your door's locked.
454
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,403
I know.
455
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,450
Can you just do me
a favor and text Grandpa
456
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,410
to see if you can
tell what he needs?
457
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,248
He got a new phone and I
don't know what he's saying,
458
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,418
and I don't think he knows
how to answer our calls.
459
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,377
Fine.
460
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,088
Thank you.
461
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,214
And why don't you come downstairs
462
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,674
when you're done to help Jenn.
463
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,676
I heard that.
464
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:27,602
Text Grandpa.
465
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,689
Grandpa. It's Chris.
466
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,278
Chris, your grandson.
467
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,279
Can you read this?
468
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,369
My, shoot me.
469
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,371
Go, go, go, go.
470
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:57,543
Okay.
471
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,673
Do you think they'll like it?
472
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:05,968
They're gonna be so impressed.
473
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,429
Well, thank you.
474
00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,265
- God.
- For whom the bell tolls.
475
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,767
Who's first?
476
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,893
- I'll go see.
- No!
477
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:15,770
No looking.
478
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,313
We made a game about it.
479
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,440
You have to guess who it is.
480
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,733
I'm gonna say Grandpa.
481
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:22,735
I'm gonna go Uncle Pat.
482
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:24,737
Leigh.
483
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,448
What's the bet?
484
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,743
- 10 bucks.
- Deal.
485
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:32,953
All right.
486
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,624
I'm rockin'!
487
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,585
Ready?
488
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,507
Tell me you're Leigh.
489
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,508
Yeah.
490
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,760
Ha! Cough it up, boys.
491
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,639
I'm Jim, Chris's dad.
492
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,516
This is Jenn, my girlfriend.
493
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,684
Nice to meet you.
494
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,976
Can I take your jacket?
495
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:58,813
Would you like a drink?
496
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:00,982
We have cheeses.
497
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,858
No thank you. I'm okay.
498
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:05,361
Can I help you with anything?
499
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,362
No.
500
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,279
Just keep us calm.
501
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,460
I'm rockin'!
502
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,088
Good for you, Jack!
503
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:32,847
Merry Christmas.
504
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:33,889
How are you?
505
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:34,974
Where's the kid?
506
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,356
You asked for it.
507
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:43,899
Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
508
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,526
All right, get on with it.
509
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:46,694
Come on, man.
510
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,697
So, you must be Jenn.
511
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,532
Well, I'll tell you
somethin', the house looks-
512
00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:53,492
- This is Jenn, Alf.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
513
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:54,702
Excuse me.
514
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:55,870
- So you just be Jenn.
- Yes.
515
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,663
Well, the house looks great.
516
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,415
And thank you for putting
this all together.
517
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,916
You know, Jim's an
attorney, but he couldn't,
518
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,878
he couldn't, he couldn't
organize his own briefs.
519
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,797
Yeah, that's true.
520
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,718
Anyway, so you, young
lady who's not Jenn,
521
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,094
what is your name?
522
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,929
Leigh Cabot, Mr. Landon.
523
00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,014
It's very nice to meet you.
524
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,599
Nice to meet you.
525
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,725
I've heard a lot about you.
526
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,686
And you guys are,
527
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,104
Leigh's a friend of mine.
528
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,589
She works at the shelter downtown.
529
00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,525
- Friends.
- Yeah.
530
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,236
Okay. Well, when do we eat?
531
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,911
So, you're goin' to college,
532
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,579
Boy, you better be.
533
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,039
I sent you a hundred
bucks for graduation.
534
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,457
Then I couldn't figure
out how to log in
535
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,708
to watch the ceremony.
536
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,711
I've been thinkin' about art school.
537
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,546
Kinda. Sorta.
538
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,548
Kinda sorta?
539
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,926
You wanna draw or somethin'?
540
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,094
Graphic design.
541
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,555
Maybe.
542
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,810
It is the PA College
of Art and Design.
543
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,937
Let me tell you something, Chris.
544
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,563
The longer you wait,
545
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:06,528
the faster the sand runs
through the hourglass.
546
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,443
What about you, young lady?
547
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,612
I'd love to one day, sir.
548
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:14,990
Right now I'm focusing
on starting a business.
549
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,659
Starting your own business.
550
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,577
Now that's a good idea.
551
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,745
What's your passion?
552
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,205
It's silly, but...
553
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:27,628
I love dogs, and I
wanna start dog walking
554
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,589
and doing dog sitting services.
555
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,925
I just need to save up some money,
556
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:37,096
and I'm going to do this right.
557
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,977
But college is part
of the plan, too.
558
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,814
Who needs it?
559
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:47,982
This ought a be fun.
560
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,484
Okay, who's at the door?
561
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,652
I'm rockin'!
562
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:52,653
It's Mandy and her brood.
563
00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:53,737
Get ready to rumble.
564
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,204
- Merry Christmas!
- My aunt and uncle are here.
565
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:03,664
Daddy, my god!
566
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:04,790
How are you?
567
00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,667
Jim. How's it goin'?
568
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,878
Did Santa make an early
Xanax delivery to your house?
569
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,005
Warm as a cry for
help, Dad, as always.
570
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,131
He looks like the unabomber.
571
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,300
Matt, Mandy, this is Jenn.
572
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,055
Man, what'd you do?
573
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,807
Get her in the mail from Russia?
574
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,144
Or one of those 90-day
television programs?
575
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,815
Chris!
576
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:30,900
This is my friend Leigh.
577
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,152
Leigh, that's my Aunt Mandy.
578
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:35,821
- Chris.
- How you doin', buddy?
579
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,156
He never fails to disappoint.
580
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,709
Now she's your version
of a nerdy bookworm?
581
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,211
I don't wanna know where I rate.
582
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,009
I guess a lot can
change in three years.
583
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,179
Kelli.
584
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:07,686
My god.
585
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,731
Where's Cole?
586
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,566
He's still outside.
587
00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,735
That dummy dropped the
presents all over the ground.
588
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,071
That kid has been
on my shi-naughty list
589
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,572
for the last year.
590
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:19,740
You have no idea.
591
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,076
My god.
592
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,745
You look absolutely
stunning in that dress.
593
00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,206
And your hair? my god.
594
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,583
You are gorgeous. OMG.
595
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:30,793
I love you.
596
00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,127
You are perfect.
597
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,170
You are!
598
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,967
She speaks in exclamation points.
599
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,593
You did good, Uncle Jim.
600
00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:41,220
She is awesome.
601
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,222
I think you've
been watching too much
602
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,891
of that TikTak or whatever
it is that dumb kids
603
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:46,892
watch on the internet.
604
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,770
TikTok, Grandpa.
605
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,146
CrepeCrap.
606
00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:52,815
Actually, I have my own channel.
607
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,817
She's been making good
money with endorsements.
608
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,777
She just might have a career.
609
00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,779
Well, make all the
money you can, kid,
610
00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,073
'cause when your looks
are gone, you're done.
611
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,245
Uncle Pat?
612
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,915
For god's sake, it's the kid.
613
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,334
You want an engraved invitation?
614
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:13,460
Get in here.
615
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,799
Grandpa. Merry Christmas.
616
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,009
Yeah, I got more gifts in the car
617
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:20,926
when you put these away.
618
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:21,927
Come on.
619
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,688
I'm rockin'!
620
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,107
Everybody hold the phones.
621
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:37,318
I got to know what is goin' on
622
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,321
with the goofball next door
sittin' on the front porch
623
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,698
rockin' in a rockin' chair.
624
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,909
Hello, pot. I'm
kettle. You're black.
625
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,874
That's just Jack
next door, Uncle Matt.
626
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,709
He likes to rock in his chair.
627
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,711
I could only wish to
be as happy as him.
628
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:56,837
He's nice.
629
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,162
Well, he looks like a martian.
630
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,801
Jim, what you say you
let me walk around the house
631
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,803
a little bit and
scope the place out?
632
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:06,847
Be my guest.
633
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,184
I am your guest, Jim.
634
00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:11,352
I mean, what do you mean by that?
635
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,757
What are you trying to say here?
636
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,106
Nothin'. Just means go ahead, Matt.
637
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,422
Yeah, it all looks
under control here.
638
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,378
He wants to make
sure the house isn't bugged.
639
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:41,048
Well, I guess you shouldn't
show him these,
640
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:44,218
OMG!
641
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,844
Digi sunglasses?
642
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,098
I want those.
643
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,225
Like, you don't understand.
644
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,856
All right, well, I
better get dinner started.
645
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,066
Can I help?
646
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,026
Sure.
647
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,237
I'm coming, too.
648
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,574
Don't forget Grandpa's presents.
649
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,541
It's been a long lockdown.
650
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,502
You have no idea.
651
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,454
You should be a guest on my show.
652
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,955
Jenn?
653
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,790
My god, I would love that.
654
00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:58,375
You could make some big money.
655
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,003
And you.
656
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,297
I want you to glow up on my channel.
657
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,841
I get like all these
products for free.
658
00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,010
We do this awesome before and after,
659
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,179
and then your glow up
blows up my channel.
660
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:14,308
Is there a problem
with the way that I look now?
661
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,101
It's a compliment.
662
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:20,105
She's saying you have potential.
663
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,027
Okay.
664
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,446
Honestly, Jenn, you should've
just had this catered.
665
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,281
No, no, no, no.
666
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,866
I didn't want to have people
work on Christmas Eve.
667
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,659
Please, they chose the job.
668
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,163
Are you making homemade applesauce?
669
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,041
Yeah, just an online recipe I found.
670
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,503
Amy used to love to make that.
671
00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:45,839
She had this big family cookbook
672
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,217
filled with her favorite recipes.
673
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,968
It's gotta be here somewhere.
674
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,971
Mandy?
675
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:54,973
I lied.
676
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,322
Kelli, stop with
those stupid sunglasses
677
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,615
and help your Aunt Jenn,
678
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,368
help Jenn with this applesauce.
679
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:23,252
Okay. Well, the
apples need to be mashed.
680
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,503
- There you go.
- Okay.
681
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,222
You can cook?
682
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,141
A little bit, yeah.
683
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,602
- No, no, no.
- The cooked apples.
684
00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688
Mash the cooked apples, please.
685
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,901
I can't get anything on this dress.
686
00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:48,902
Here. I got you.
687
00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:50,237
It's just water. Okay.
688
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,577
So what's new, Cole?
689
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,121
I mean, besides the obvious.
690
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,580
Could be better, Grandpa.
691
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,418
What happened with Kelli?
692
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,920
Yeah, that's an extreme makeover.
693
00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:09,214
Matt, you should get one of those.
694
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,303
Now what exactly you
tryin' to say by that, Alf?
695
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,555
I'm not tryin', I'm sayin' it.
696
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,434
The pandemic was a virus,
not early onset dementia.
697
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,644
It's a long story.
698
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,105
I don't really want to
talk about right now.
699
00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:27,065
- Don't worry.
- Your mom will.
700
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,402
Funcle Pat?
701
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,154
Thank god!
702
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,573
Here's Pat!
703
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,161
Jesus, Pat.
704
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,662
You look like all the side effects
705
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,581
for a medicine commercial.
706
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,000
I'm really looking forward
to Catch Match Christmas, so.
707
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,418
I'm rockin'!
708
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,378
Good for you, Jack! Good for you!
709
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,133
Well, I'm gonna get
a drink and potty.
710
00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,417
Merry Christmas, little brother.
711
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:04,144
It's, it's been a long time.
712
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,646
This is Jenn, in the flesh.
713
00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,317
We've been going back and forth
714
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,443
through electronic mail.
715
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,527
It's good to finally meet you.
716
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,321
Good to meet you as well.
717
00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:15,726
I've heard a lot of good things.
718
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,408
Okay.
719
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,375
Well, how is life treating you, Pat?
720
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,293
Yeah, yeah.
721
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,677
Well, actually if
you really wanna know,
722
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,137
yeah,
723
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,224
Laurie and I are done.
724
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,518
We broke up for good this summer.
725
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:45,519
So, ah.
726
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:48,772
I lost my job.
727
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,149
I can't find a new one.
728
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:56,655
I'm, six months behind on rent,
729
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,200
and my car is about to die,
730
00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,159
and I
731
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,579
have a boil
732
00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,664
on my butt
733
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,209
that needs to be lanced.
734
00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,171
I think it's infected.
735
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:20,595
Merry Christmas, Funcle Pat.
736
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,888
Chris!
737
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,391
Yeah, Funcle Pat.
738
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,392
- Yeah, yeah.
- Funcle Pat, yeah.
739
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,060
It's good to see you.
740
00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,770
This is my friend Leigh.
741
00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,230
Don't screw him over.
742
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,651
I get you, Uncle Pat.
743
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:36,736
I get you.
744
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,116
Who is it?
745
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,451
What a weird thing to ask.
746
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,660
Hurry up in there!
747
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:47,539
You alone out here?
748
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,083
No.
749
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,000
They're watching.
750
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,837
They? They who?
751
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:56,548
Them.
752
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,802
What do they want?
753
00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,429
You know what they want.
754
00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,265
I wouldn't know where to start, Alf.
755
00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,434
There is so much
weird stuff happenin'
756
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,436
in this world these days.
757
00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:10,437
You don't say?
758
00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:12,439
The pandemic.
759
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,443
That was all one big distraction.
760
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:17,777
A distraction from what?
761
00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:20,739
Aliens.
762
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,699
Lizard people.
763
00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:25,702
The grays.
764
00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,789
From the far away land
of Zeida Reticuli.
765
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:32,667
Don't worry, Jack.
766
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,919
Dad's got your back.
767
00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,299
Matt.
768
00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,675
Matt, Alf.
769
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,802
You don't even know your
own son-in-law's name.
770
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,763
They're watching.
771
00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,477
Who are you?
772
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,313
I'm just a man that
needs to pee, Jack.
773
00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:55,273
A man that really needs to pee.
774
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,617
I should've done a background check
775
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,285
when Mandy brought him home.
776
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,788
I got to pee.
777
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,208
Guys.
778
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,876
I'm here with my fam
making homemade applesauce.
779
00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:16,711
It's like a famous family recipe.
780
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:20,382
And OMG, it's like low-key,
the best thing ever.
781
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,676
You're so jealous right now, I know.
782
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,843
Merry Christmas!
783
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:28,390
Look at her go.
784
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,642
Beauty and brains.
785
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,352
Yeah.
786
00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,354
I'm so proud of you!
787
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,583
You are working so hard.
788
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,751
Take a load off.
789
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,252
No, no, no, no, no.
790
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:40,962
This has to be perfect.
791
00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:43,007
You have a lot to learn
about this family, honey.
792
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:44,966
Alf!
793
00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,301
What the?
794
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,720
Matthew!
795
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:53,099
What, what
exactly are you looking for?
796
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,770
He's checking to see if
your pupils react to the light
797
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,605
and turn long like a reptile's.
798
00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,773
Seriously?
799
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:00,774
I am serious.
800
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,860
Unfortunately, so is he.
801
00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,324
For god's sake, Matthew!
802
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,992
They're not lizard people.
803
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,828
Pretty bad when she's
the voice of reason.
804
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,664
Cole, Matthew.
805
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,123
Family meeting right now.
806
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,918
What did I do this time?
807
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,555
Well, I'm gonna go
808
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,642
anywhere else.
809
00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:36,643
I'll come, too.
810
00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:49,030
I never knew ginger ale could
be used as a cooking hack.
811
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,031
Yeah.
812
00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:51,366
Give me a break.
813
00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:52,951
- What?
- Not you.
814
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,494
Glasses?
815
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,037
- One sec.
- Really?
816
00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,789
One sec.
817
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
. Reality is gross.
818
00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,509
Jenn, can we help you with anything?
819
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,386
Sure,
820
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:13,972
Can you start bringing things
out to the table, please?
821
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:14,973
Okay.
822
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,517
Thank you.
823
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,989
It's really tough coming
back here with Amy gone.
824
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:35,618
There should've been a service.
825
00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:38,788
We should've been there.
826
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:43,001
Yeah, well, the
pandemic had other plans.
827
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,837
You need another drink?
828
00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,341
I'm gonna.
829
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:56,973
Jenn's a,
830
00:57:58,558 --> 00:57:59,851
a real pretty girl.
831
00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,311
Nice work.
832
00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:05,857
I know what you think.
833
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,693
Nah, I don't think you do.
834
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:11,988
I have a hunch.
835
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,409
Okay, look, we've
always been straight
836
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,577
with one another.
837
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:19,746
You know me.
838
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:21,873
One word.
839
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,459
Go for it.
840
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:25,376
Biology.
841
00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:30,715
Biology.
842
00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,636
All right, Jenn's what?
843
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,847
- She's, 25?
- Somethin' like that?
844
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:39,974
Somethin' like that.
845
00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:41,017
So...
846
00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:46,940
What are you doing?
847
00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,817
Come on.
848
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,111
You're supposed to be the
smart, successful son.
849
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:52,946
- Don't start that.
- Come on.
850
00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,739
You know Mom loved you more than me.
851
00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:57,909
You're the firstborn.
852
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,120
I read. I know how stuff works.
853
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,287
How what works?
854
00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:03,748
Man.
855
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,836
Does, does Jenn want kids?
856
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,504
Do you know?
857
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,173
Are you going to be
changing the diaper
858
00:59:12,298 --> 00:59:15,802
of your second-favourite
child when you're 60?
859
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:17,804
I don't know.
860
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,808
What about Chris?
861
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,811
Have you thought about that?
862
00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:27,188
What about your wife?
863
00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:29,524
- Amy?
- Amy, yeah.
864
00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,276
Yeah, she,
865
00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:34,863
She died, man.
866
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:35,989
That's...
867
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,324
Just messed up.
868
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,160
Yeah, well cancer will do that.
869
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:43,454
It's just, I...
870
00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:50,628
I don't understand how
you're always so okay.
871
00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:54,549
My life's a mess.
872
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:57,886
It's not, it's not fair.
873
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,137
You know, I just,
874
01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:04,017
I look at you and no matter
what gets thrown your way,
875
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:07,645
you always seem to
land on your feet.
876
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:08,730
You don't know the first thing about
877
01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:09,981
what I've been through.
878
01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:14,986
I'm just doing the best I
can with the one life I have.
879
01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,863
So you decided to throw yours away,
880
01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,032
it doesn't obligate the
rest of us to follow suit.
881
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,702
Funcle Pat.
882
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,704
I was just tellin' Leigh here.
883
01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:26,164
Do you remember when you drug us
884
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,832
across the backyard
in the snowmobile?
885
01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:29,209
Like you tied the kiddie pool to it
886
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,543
and Mom was really mad?
887
01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:32,003
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
888
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,132
I had to sell that snowmobile
to pay for groceries.
889
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,052
Okay.
890
01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:44,265
Jim, you're owed two apologies.
891
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,226
The first one from my
husband for calling
892
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:47,936
you all lizard people.
893
01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,604
And the second one, from Cole.
894
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:50,939
Can I talk to you for a second?
895
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,774
Cole?
896
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,234
I don't know why I'm
supposed to be apologizing.
897
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,944
- For being a little snarky-
- It's fine.
898
01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:56,903
It's good.
899
01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,364
We're all happy you're here.
900
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,785
Let me ask you somethin'.
901
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:04,869
Do you love her?
902
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,747
No, we're just friends.
903
01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,416
Well then there can only
be one explanation for this.
904
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,962
Now I get it.
905
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,089
There's 147 reasons you
don't want Jenn and your Dad
906
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:20,218
to, you know, and
between us, I'm with
907
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,386
- I'm not... Shut up.
908
01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:25,265
When your grandma died,
909
01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:27,100
I thought I'd never be happy again,
910
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,018
and for a long time that was true.
911
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,772
But then eventually
you start to heal.
912
01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:35,942
And if you're very lucky,
happiness will find you.
913
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,861
- He's not happy.
- He's delusional.
914
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,281
If there's a difference
between the two,
915
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,407
I've never seen it.
916
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:14,397
Really?
917
01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:40,214
Ah, wanna thank everyone
for making the venture out
918
01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:43,718
for the first family
gathering in over three years.
919
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,887
Jenn and I are blessed
by your presence.
920
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,847
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
921
01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:50,892
And I would like
to say something as well.
922
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,062
A toast to Amy.
923
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:56,105
It's her recipes, her kitchen.
924
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,020
Without her, none of this
would've been possible, so.
925
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:01,402
To Amy.
926
01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:02,361
To Amy.
927
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,164
Time for food.
928
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,190
Dad!
929
01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,234
Jenn, did you wood
chip the Morton salt girl
930
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,402
and sprinkle her in here?
931
01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:43,986
It's like seawater.
932
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,239
I, I didn't.
933
01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:48,074
Kelli made the sauce.
934
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,951
Don't blame her for
your lack of supervision.
935
01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,745
You did this on purpose for
one of your stupid videos.
936
01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,288
What? No I did not!
937
01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,749
Not everything is
a conspiracy, Cole.
938
01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:59,127
Lizard people thinks there
isn't a conspiracy here?
939
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,753
I'm sure it was
just a simple mistake.
940
01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:01,921
I didn't mean anything.
941
01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:03,256
My daughter's an angel.
942
01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:05,258
She would never
disrespect Amy's recipe!
943
01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:06,926
Do you really think I would try
944
01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:09,095
and ruin Christmas with a prank?
945
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:10,930
- This is my nightmare.
- I'm not Grandpa!
946
01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,390
Come on.
947
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:13,975
You're already dumb. You
don't have to act it.
948
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,435
She's the one who's typical?
949
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,271
Really? You really wanna go there?
950
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:19,814
Jim!
951
01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,065
Enough with the glass.
952
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,244
I know I heard somethin' up here.
953
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,245
Somethin'.
954
01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:39,917
We got us a whole
Lotta maybe somethin'.
955
01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,922
Oop! Wait a minute!
956
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,218
Yeah.
957
01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:52,013
Excuse me?
958
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,347
Yeah.
959
01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:54,974
I wanna go there.
960
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,476
You all wanna know
why they're mad at me?
961
01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,352
Cole, don't you dare!
962
01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,271
Just shut up and drop it!
963
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,982
Why don't you take
your own advice, Mom.
964
01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,817
I'll tell you all why.
965
01:05:04,942 --> 01:05:08,154
Last summer me and my
girlfriend, we got serious.
966
01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:11,324
Serious? How serious?
967
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,452
About as serious as
you can get, Uncle Jim.
968
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,540
Cole, this is not
dinner conversation.
969
01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:21,834
- It's Christmas!
- Mandy, head it!
970
01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:23,878
I wanna hear the kid.
971
01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,171
Pass the bread, Leigh.
972
01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,512
Yeah, that'll work.
973
01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,517
You wanna know what they did?
974
01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:39,852
My dear mom got so freaked out
975
01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:44,190
that she and Dad made me
move school districts.
976
01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,359
- You guys moved?
- No.
977
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,527
That's just it.
978
01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,403
They lied to the new school.
979
01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:51,239
Said they were divorced,
980
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,534
and then Dad used his brother's
trailer as a residence.
981
01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:55,535
That's illegal.
982
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,577
Think?
983
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:58,412
- That's awful.
- Right?
984
01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:01,040
You're not even in the
family and you get it.
985
01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:02,917
I get you, Cole.
986
01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,877
I really get
987
01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,213
Took me out of my school
where all my friends were
988
01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,550
for my senior year.
989
01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:13,719
I lost my friends, I
lost my girlfriend.
990
01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:17,223
I hate everything.
991
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,226
Yeah, I got one.
992
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:23,896
Man.
993
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:24,813
Ah!
994
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:26,565
Ah!
995
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,070
Mandy.
996
01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:32,905
He's exaggerating, Jim.
997
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,448
It wasn't like that.
998
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,367
It wasn't?
999
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,411
I had to take a bus to Uncle
Walt's trailer every day
1000
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,746
and one of those two
would come pick me up.
1001
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,584
That's major fraud, tax fraud.
1002
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,961
Don't you think your reaction
was a little extreme?
1003
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,588
Extreme? Really, Jim?
1004
01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,631
He was 16.
1005
01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,592
It's not like he
committed some crime,
1006
01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,759
but you two might of.
1007
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,055
It figures you would side with him.
1008
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,598
What do you mean by that?
1009
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:01,685
Well, she's referencing,
1010
01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:05,646
I know what she's referencing.
1011
01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,315
None of you know how hard it's been
1012
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,233
for me these last three years.
1013
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,615
Where I thought
I'd find the problem.
1014
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,202
Got myself into a problem.
1015
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:22,997
Oof!
1016
01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:23,914
Ah!
1017
01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,202
Dogs are better than people.
1018
01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,462
You need to meet Leni then.
1019
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,088
Who's Leni?
1020
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,174
A dog that I watch at the shelter.
1021
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,342
Yeah.
1022
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,427
What? Are we holdin' up?
1023
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,429
Please continue. We're all ears.
1024
01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:41,098
Well.
1025
01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,187
I'm gonna end up having
to leave out of here
1026
01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:48,147
with the whole toilet
bowl attached to me.
1027
01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,695
Why can't you be
more like your sister?
1028
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,530
You serious?
1029
01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:58,657
At least my girlfriend
wasn't like 50 years old.
1030
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:04,163
Mom, she tells you that her
money comes from endorsements,
1031
01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:05,706
but really her boyfriend,
1032
01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:09,210
her 50-year-old married boyfriend
1033
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,503
is sending her money.
1034
01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:13,339
He's lying.
1035
01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,007
None of this is true!
1036
01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,009
He's just trying to
draw attention away
1037
01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,469
from his screw ups.
1038
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,387
Well let me see your phone then.
1039
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,680
No.
1040
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,056
Kelli?
1041
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,516
Mommy.
1042
01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,475
Mommy!
1043
01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:33,442
Well, don't want it to go to waste.
1044
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:40,741
Maybe before I go home I
could stop over and meet Leni.
1045
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,576
Really?
1046
01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:45,454
Would you, would you wanna walk him?
1047
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,665
I think I would.
1048
01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,334
Well, can't get any worse.
1049
01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:55,589
Just
1050
01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:56,716
I'm so sorry.
1051
01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,592
Don't be.
1052
01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:02,388
Chris warned me that things
could go south today.
1053
01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:04,849
- It's fine.
- Yeah.
1054
01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:09,770
I forced everybody together.
1055
01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:13,190
I thought it was
gonna be a good thing.
1056
01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:14,567
And turns out it's not.
1057
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:18,779
Don't say that.
1058
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:21,449
I mean, so yeah, I mean,
1059
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,577
the applesauce was a mess,
1060
01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,538
but that's not the end of the world.
1061
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,294
And you did such a good job
getting everyone together.
1062
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:37,882
I mean, family is so important.
1063
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:41,552
Yeah.
1064
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,639
Should've spent the
night with your family.
1065
01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,391
Bet they're totally normal.
1066
01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,727
Well.
1067
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,605
I think the power's out.
1068
01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,399
Perfect time for the
Christmas Cage Match.
1069
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:17,171
Okay, so we all know the
rules, but for newcomers,
1070
01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,840
the gifts are put into that box.
1071
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:24,970
First player gets a gift
out of that box, opens it.
1072
01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,848
Second player can
either steal that gift
1073
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:31,352
or get another gift out of the box.
1074
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:33,521
And there are some
clunkers in there,
1075
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,981
but as always,
there's some treasure.
1076
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,318
2,000 big ones.
1077
01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,623
So it's like White Elephant?
1078
01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,669
We call it Christmas Cage Match.
1079
01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:57,670
Why is that?
1080
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,215
You'll see.
1081
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,968
Okay, who's the first player?
1082
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,164
Where?
1083
01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,667
I saw it!
1084
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,530
Okay.
1085
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:48,739
Thanks, Grandpa.
1086
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,497
No. Why?
1087
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,831
Pull it together, soldier.
1088
01:12:57,956 --> 01:12:59,750
You still got a war to fight!
1089
01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:01,752
Please.
1090
01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,131
Can't your husband buy you alcohol?
1091
01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:11,428
- Thanks, Mom.
- Come on.
1092
01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,141
! What is that?
1093
01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,494
Look at this.
1094
01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:40,624
You shouldn't have.
1095
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,171
It sees you while you're sleeping.
1096
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,800
That's just, that's so last year.
1097
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,386
Did Kelli get two gifts?
1098
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,805
I, just don't worry about it.
1099
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,767
It's my turn now, right?
1100
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,023
- No!
- I don't think so!
1101
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:05,566
This was her gift.
1102
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,692
You may take this.
1103
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,361
Don't shush me!
1104
01:14:09,486 --> 01:14:10,529
I'm not interested
in what you think!
1105
01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:11,697
You're not playing by the rules!
1106
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:12,698
I don't care!
1107
01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:13,866
You're not playing!
1108
01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,701
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
1109
01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,831
The money's mine!
1110
01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:24,418
Most traditions are
lame, but this one just,
1111
01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,837
this one's worth holdin' onto.
1112
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,020
- Ah, he bit me!
- Are you okay?
1113
01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:44,521
He assaulted me!
1114
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:45,606
Hush, my dear
1115
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,566
Hold your peers
1116
01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:51,779
Be here in this warm embrace
1117
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,406
Heed my words
1118
01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,533
Hear this song
1119
01:14:56,658 --> 01:15:00,579
Let my love make you strong
1120
01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:04,792
There's no need for
this heartache tonight
1121
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:09,630
There's no reason to
shut out the light
1122
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:13,884
There's no need for
us to argue and fight
1123
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,929
'Cause we are together
1124
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:22,059
And baby it's Christmas tonight
1125
01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:32,110
It's Christmas tonight
1126
01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:39,785
It's Christmas tonight
1127
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:55,008
With everyone fighting
over White Elephant,
1128
01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:59,179
I realized that no one
wants to talk about
1129
01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,098
the elephant in the room.
1130
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936
I didn't know Amy,
1131
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,982
but I feel like I do.
1132
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,653
She's everywhere in this house.
1133
01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:20,909
And though I've only see
one picture of her, I,
1134
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,622
I can't help but think that
1135
01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:29,668
she would've been the
mom that I always wanted.
1136
01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,136
I don't have a family.
1137
01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,641
I sleep on a mattress in a basement
1138
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:51,023
off of the charity of people
that I pretend are my friends.
1139
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:58,697
I would love to have a
family like all of you.
1140
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,994
I would love to have
a mother like Amy
1141
01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,038
or Mandy
1142
01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:10,125
or Jenn.
1143
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,214
You're angry,
1144
01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:19,927
and I get it.
1145
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:21,720
I'm angry, too.
1146
01:17:21,845 --> 01:17:24,014
Not for the same reasons, but it's,
1147
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:27,684
it's Christmas,
1148
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:34,232
and we're all pretty lucky
to be here together, tonight.
1149
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:39,696
Chris.
1150
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,866
She was your mom.
1151
01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:47,245
I can't imagine what
it must've been like
1152
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:50,999
not being able to
say goodbye to her.
1153
01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:54,753
I, I miss her every day.
1154
01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:09,851
She was your daughter.
1155
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:15,107
That's not how it's
supposed to happen.
1156
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:21,029
A parent should never
have to lose their child.
1157
01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,456
She was your sister.
1158
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:34,918
I would be mad, too.
1159
01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:38,422
You loved her.
1160
01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,221
She was your wife.
1161
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,141
The mother of your son.
1162
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,062
I'm so sorry, Mr. Marsh.
1163
01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,278
I'm so sorry you lost her.
1164
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,450
None of you
1165
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:10,454
got the closure that you deserve.
1166
01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,418
The pandemic robbed
all of you of that.
1167
01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:22,966
It stole something from all of us.
1168
01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:29,306
Something much more
important than a wad of money
1169
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,808
in a pile of gifts.
1170
01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,858
You were owed better,
1171
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,361
and so was Amy.
1172
01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:47,866
Maybe it's time to steal it back.
1173
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:13,892
When my girls were little,
1174
01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,560
I could protect them from anything.
1175
01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:19,147
When Amy needed me the most,
1176
01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,192
I couldn't protect her.
1177
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,405
I couldn't even be there for her.
1178
01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:27,864
I couldn't hold her hand.
1179
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,872
I couldn't even tell
her I loved her.
1180
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,001
I miss her every day.
1181
01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,506
- I know you do, too.
- I know we all do.
1182
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,261
I love you, too, Mandy.
1183
01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:53,557
I don't tell enough, but I love you.
1184
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,311
Amy was everything to me.
1185
01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:43,940
We met in college and
I fell in love with her
1186
01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,108
the moment I cheated off of her
1187
01:21:45,233 --> 01:21:46,985
for our political science exam.
1188
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,325
I remember when Chris was born,
1189
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,951
when they handed him to her.
1190
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,122
I knew in that moment that
she was put on this earth
1191
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,332
to be that kid's mom.
1192
01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:06,129
When he turned one she wrote a poem
1193
01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:09,132
for his first birthday and
had it published in the paper.
1194
01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:13,261
She wasn't Emily Dickinson, but.
1195
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:16,473
You remember it?
1196
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,603
"Our son is one today."
1197
01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,608
He is my life, my
world, come what may.
1198
01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:31,529
I will watch him grow
1199
01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:37,535
and listen to every word he'll say.
1200
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,706
One day he'll become
a man and go away,
1201
01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:47,504
"but for now our son is one today."
1202
01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:52,717
Hardest closing argument ever.
1203
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,709
Jenn.
1204
01:23:28,211 --> 01:23:30,380
You've done nothing but
show respect to Amy.
1205
01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,093
We're all here because of you.
1206
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,263
None of this would be possible
1207
01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:42,100
without your amazing,
caring, loving heart.
1208
01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:45,937
You deserve a lot more attention
1209
01:23:46,062 --> 01:23:47,355
than what you've been getting.
1210
01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:54,988
Hasn't been easy, and I know that.
1211
01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:55,905
I'm sorry.
1212
01:23:58,241 --> 01:24:01,161
But I'm in awe of your
strength and courage,
1213
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:05,248
and you brought
happiness into my world
1214
01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:07,208
when I didn't think it was possible.
1215
01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:13,465
Jenn.
1216
01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:23,475
I lost the ring, so use
your imagination, but.
1217
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,434
My god, Jim.
1218
01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:27,895
Wait.
1219
01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,584
What do you say?
1220
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,465
No.
1221
01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,427
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1222
01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:03,473
Jim, I love you.
1223
01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:07,435
But, not now.
1224
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,022
And maybe not ever,
1225
01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,816
but, that's okay.
1226
01:25:14,692 --> 01:25:18,655
I mean, this family
obviously needs to grieve,
1227
01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:21,199
and you all deserve that.
1228
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:29,040
And I'll never replace Amy.
1229
01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:32,877
We need to know if that's
what's been going on here.
1230
01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,216
And I'm not your mom, I know.
1231
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:43,054
But I also know that
she would be very proud
1232
01:25:43,179 --> 01:25:45,181
of the man you're growing up to be.
1233
01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,395
I'm sorry.
1234
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:55,859
I love you, Jim.
1235
01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,079
Here.
1236
01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:09,581
Use that to get back on your feet.
1237
01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,209
Okay.
1238
01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:14,210
Okay.
1239
01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,257
What would you think
if I adopted Leni?
1240
01:26:19,382 --> 01:26:21,301
- Really?
- Yeah.
1241
01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,594
I haven't had a date in 20 years,
1242
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,721
and dogs are chick magnets.
1243
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,306
You always see all
these single ladies
1244
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,266
at the dog park, and if
they see me with Leni,
1245
01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:29,434
they're gonna think, my gosh,
1246
01:26:29,559 --> 01:26:30,810
I guess he's not terrible.
1247
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,771
I mean, I would love that.
1248
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:36,649
I'd miss him a little bit,
but he'd be in a good home.
1249
01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,485
Well, you'd still
see him 'cause I need
1250
01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,403
a dog sitter once in awhile.
1251
01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,821
Right.
1252
01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:43,448
I haven't started
my business up yet.
1253
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,576
Well, I could be your investor.
1254
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,787
I can help you get
it up and running.
1255
01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,456
I, I can't accept that.
1256
01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,626
You know, my late wife used to say
1257
01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:56,336
if someone gives
you a wonderful gift
1258
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,422
and you're embarrassed,
just say thank you.
1259
01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:02,425
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1260
01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:08,139
Merry Christmas!
1261
01:27:08,264 --> 01:27:11,476
So, what'd I miss?
1262
01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,730
Merry Christmas!
1263
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,610
Merry Christmas, Jack!
1264
01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,487
Merry Christmas!
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