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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,976 Girl: Hello! 2 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,270 English, please. 3 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,731 I'm surrounded by idiots. 4 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,066 That girl is a lot. 5 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,624 I told you, pugsley. It's push, not pull. 6 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,250 Hello, everyone! 7 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:06,877 I can't believe 8 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,171 parents let their children go out like this. 9 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,257 They're all so clean, 10 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,508 shiny. 11 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,344 Gomez: Oh, it's not all bad, my dear. 12 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,347 At least they pit the children against each other 13 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,388 in a competition 14 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,016 that will inevitably scar the losers forever. 15 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:24,394 Behold! The gift of prometheus! 16 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,984 Ugh. 17 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,694 Step aside, kid. 18 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,237 I'll show you how it's done. 19 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,617 Girl: What? 20 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,747 Wednesday: Ladies and gentlemen. 21 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,417 Come on, come on. Wednesday's next. 22 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,087 Have you ever found yourself discontented 23 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,797 bythose closest to you? 24 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,424 Are you irked by their inability 25 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,469 to heed simple requests? 26 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:01,431 Such as, "please don't come to my science fair." 27 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,558 She's talking about us. 28 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,579 Wednesday: Do you ever wish you could take 29 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,355 their undesirable quahfies 30 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,233 and eliminate them forever? 31 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,402 It can be done. 32 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,321 Meet my uncle fester. 33 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,406 Hello! 34 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,034 That's my brother. 35 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,661 Observe. 36 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,996 Hmm. 37 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,999 Mmm. 38 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,341 Stomach-turning, isn't it? 39 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,009 In stark contrast, however, 40 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,846 is socrates. 41 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,890 All: Aw. 42 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,101 Psst! Are you gonna eat that? 43 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,979 This led me to ponder the question, 44 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,482 what if personality traits could be extracted 45 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,860 and implanted between creatures? 46 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,829 Bottoms up. 47 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,249 Mmm. 48 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,333 Ooh. 49 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,680 Yay! All right! Thank you, thank you. 50 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,806 What happened? 51 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,935 Is there a single person 52 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,645 in the history of the world 53 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,647 who's made more of a breakthrough? 54 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,192 She's an enfant terrible. 55 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,153 With the focus on terrible. 56 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:42,324 Cara Mia, you know what French does to me. 57 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:47,662 Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 58 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,290 Here to present the awards at this year's 59 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,584 strange foundation national science fair, 60 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,211 is the brilliant innovator 61 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:58,840 and the namesake of our foundation, Cyrus strange. 62 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,928 Hello, everyone. 63 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,304 Oh! 64 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,515 I'm so honored to be here. 65 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,518 But, well, I'm not actually there, I'm... 66 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,103 Here! 67 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,563 Well, you get it. 68 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,565 Welcome to this year's science fair. 69 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,900 I'm excited to honor this group 70 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,944 of brilliant minds we have before us. 71 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,737 Let's proceed. 72 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,948 Announcer: And the winner is... 73 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,033 Good luck. 74 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,203 Oh. You were serious. 75 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,415 Announcer: Everyone who participated. 76 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,292 What? An nou ncer: That's right. 77 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,379 This year, we are embracing a new philosophy. 78 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,881 Just trying makes you a winner. 79 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,260 But how can you be a winner if no one is a loser? 80 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,663 Announcer: Every single one of you 81 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,096 is special. 82 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,347 Disagree. 83 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,431 He's not special. 84 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,725 Did you see his volcano? 85 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,769 What was that? Baking soda? 86 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,354 Is this the third grade? 87 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,439 It does not count! 88 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,024 Don't you get it? 89 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,986 Ugh. I get it, Wednesday. 90 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,362 I watched your presentation. 91 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,406 It was brilliant. 92 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,408 Yes, I'm aware of that. 93 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,159 I see a kindred spirit in you. 94 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,996 Mm-hmm. The makings of a great mind. 95 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,498 If you'd like to share your research with me, 96 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,750 I could develop it further in my lab. 97 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,586 Imagine what would happen 98 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,922 if we combined your data with the proper resources? 99 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,717 Alas, I can't share any of that. 100 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,176 It's a family secret. 101 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,970 Isee. 102 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,472 And which family is yours? 103 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,557 Fire in the hole! 104 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,855 Pretty hot, eh, ladies? 105 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,441 Nice job, Romeo. 106 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,162 Morticia, my queen, 107 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,039 you inflame me. 108 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,417 I feel liquid magma lapping at my body. 109 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,169 You're on fire, dear. 110 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,004 Ha! So I am! 111 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,842 My condolences. 112 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,838 Great thinkers need obstacles to function. 113 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,216 Yet, with every meaningless trophy, 114 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,427 I become more and more unremarkable. 115 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:54,641 And with every hug, more brain cells erode. 116 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,978 But, like the Phoenix from the ashes, 117 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,730 I shall rise above this setback. 118 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,485 Together, we shall turn heads, socrates. 119 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,155 Starting with pugsley. 120 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,120 Huh? Love hurts, huh, kid? 121 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,539 Well, I saw you swing and miss horribly 122 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,916 with the ladies at the science fair. 123 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,919 So, I thought you should read my book! 124 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:28,341 The fester method: How to woo and other tips on love. 125 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,885 You wrote this? 126 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,721 Self-published, on the Internet. 127 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,639 Not easy to do. 128 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,642 Pugsley, I've been on three first dates. 129 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,104 I mean, who else has that kind ofexpenence? 130 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,069 I know this, uh, goes against guy code, 131 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,946 but what are you doing Friday night? 132 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,703 Hey, you kids, come on down here. 133 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:57,912 It's dinnertime. 134 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,748 Mmm. 135 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,058 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 136 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,627 It's dinner time, my favorite nighttime meal! 137 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,837 My balls! 138 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,797 Ow, ow. My stomach! 139 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,507 Uh-oh, my head! 140 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,596 Mmm. 141 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,639 Oh! 142 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,603 Please, uncle fester, wait for the children. 143 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,021 Children? 144 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,148 I thought we were having chicken. 145 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,858 Where are those two? 146 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,444 Pugsley may have an appetite for destruction, 147 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,446 but it's never a match for his stomach. 148 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,906 I wouldn't wait on pugsley. 149 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,366 Kid's got a lot of homework to do. 150 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,993 This generation. 151 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,953 Let's at least wait for Wednesday. 152 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,916 Why does nobody in this family 153 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,584 come in through the front door? 154 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,669 "Dearest mother and father, 155 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,631 "I will not be attending this evening's ritual mastication." 156 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,924 I guess she's not hungry. 157 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,926 "It's not that I'm not hungry, 158 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,928 "I am just choosing to spare myself 159 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:58,056 "the agony of your compliments on my performance today 160 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,142 "and your needy attempt to hang my award above the fireplace." 161 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,019 I should go try to talk to her. 162 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,771 Morticia: "Don't try to talk to me. 163 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,189 "I want to be alone." 164 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,650 We should bring her a plate at least. 165 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,777 "Ps. Don't even bring me a plate." 166 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,363 This is the third dinner 167 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,989 Wednesday has skipped this week. 168 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,533 Why is she avoiding us? 169 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,536 All I ever do is try to love and support her. 170 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,872 Gomez, I think she's saying that's the problem. 171 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,875 You're brilliant, Cara Mia, 172 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,877 what? She's trying to tell me 173 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,088 that what a young girl wants 174 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,048 is a ton of attention from her father. 175 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,093 Or you could just keep being yourself. 176 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,762 Let her come back to us when she's ready. 177 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,764 But that could take forever! 178 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:44,018 I have the very solution to the problem, Cara Mia, 179 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,812 we'll take a family road trip. 180 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,938 What? 181 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,524 You've always wanted to see more of this great country. 182 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,109 Well, it's true. 183 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:55,155 We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go. 184 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,406 Then it's settled! 185 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,701 We are going on an Addams family vacafion! 186 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,331 Gomez: Come on, kids. 187 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,335 Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper. 188 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,254 Thing's been fixing it up. 189 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,262 It's a hybrid. 190 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,764 Half car, half eyesore. 191 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,642 Wednesday: Mother, father, this is cruel. 192 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,519 Even for you. 193 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,690 Thatsthespun, lurch. 194 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,070 Let's go, Wednesday. 195 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,406 It's time for some family bonding. 196 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,117 Whether you like it or not. 197 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,620 You see, Wednesday, 198 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,330 this trip will bring the Addams family 199 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,957 closer than ever before. 200 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,837 Or there will be no survivors. 201 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,839 Man: Hello? 202 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,507 Anybody home? 203 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,800 Hello? 204 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:58,885 Mr. Addams? 205 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,721 Hello, good sir! 206 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,931 I am Gomez Addams. 207 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,434 And this is my wife, morticia. 208 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,936 Charmed. 209 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,479 I'll get right to the point. 210 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,147 My name is mustela. 211 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,651 I'm a lawyer representing a couple in sausalito, California. 212 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,277 Recent evidence has come to light 213 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,364 that on the night of my client's daughter's birth, 214 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,657 she may have been switched. 215 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,909 With another child at the hospital. 216 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,412 Namely, a Wednesday Addams. 217 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,503 Ooh, hilarious! 218 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,507 All this, just to get out of a family road trip. 219 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,509 How much did Wednesday pay you? 220 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,927 Excuse me? 221 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,513 Oh! Sorry, sorry, where are my manners? 222 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,515 I think he's expecting a tip. 223 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,185 No, I'm expecting a DNA sample. 224 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,229 Ifyouwlang the child here, we can... 225 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,773 I never seem to have a tip. 226 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,149 I do. 227 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,944 Great uncle Zander left me these tips in his will. 228 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,238 I knew one day they'd come in handy. 229 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,240 There you go, my good man. 230 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,826 Well played. Very amusing indeed. 231 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,786 I assure you, Mr. Addams, 232 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,789 there's nothing amusing about this. 233 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,500 And this is far from over! 234 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,586 I can't believe he gave me the finger. 235 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,882 Mother, father, who was that man? 236 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,718 Very funny, Wednesday. 237 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,344 Nice try. 238 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,805 I have no idea what you're talking about. 239 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,390 Who was he? 240 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,769 No one for you to worry about. 241 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,146 No one at all, dear. 242 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,064 Hmm. 243 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,960 Morticia: Thank you for watching the house 244 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,277 while we're gone, grandma. 245 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,238 It's such a relief to know it's in safe hands. 246 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,323 Oh, please. 247 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,409 Trust me, these hands have cracked many safes. 248 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,829 Thing, let the vacation commence! 249 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,041 Let's roll! 250 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,887 Bye! Farewell! 251 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,473 Adios! Toodle-oo! 252 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,641 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I thought they'd never leave. 253 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,644 Spirit: Let's party! 254 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,440 You read my mind, chuckles. 255 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,275 Time to make some money. 256 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:27,992 I thought that first, 257 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,536 we shall pay our respects to the immolated 258 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,789 in the witch-haunted city of Salem. 259 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,834 Then, in the great nomadic tradition of our ancestors, 260 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,755 we'll flit hither and thither across this great nation 261 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,090 until we reach 262 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,217 ourfinaldesfinafion. 263 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:48,262 The place on earth where people are happiest! 264 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,390 Death valley! 265 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,975 We'll be gone for three weeks. 266 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,519 Three weeks? 267 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,687 You're both growing up so fast. 268 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,314 Soon, youh move out, 269 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,941 and it'll be nice to have a memory 270 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,442 we could look back upon. 271 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,986 No matter how terrible. 272 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,655 Ooh, like prom night. 273 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,333 I can't believe the boss made me bring backup. 274 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,210 No offense, I just really don't see 275 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,753 what you bring to the table. 276 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,381 All I know is, 277 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,465 if we don't get that girl 278 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,925 and bring her back to sausalito, 279 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,260 we'll both be fired. 280 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,555 Oh, ugh. Mint? 281 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,807 You know what? Take 'em all. 282 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,334 Ooh, ooh, ooh. And then it goes... 283 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,342 Anyway, it's not finished yet, 284 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,720 but it's my best rock opera yet. 285 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,722 I'm calling it rocktapus. 286 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,765 I wrote it in the bath. 287 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,560 I've been taking a lot of baths recently. 288 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,936 You know, I think it's... 289 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,402 All that beautiful water! 290 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,363 Forget Salem! We know how it turned out. 291 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,740 Change of plans. 292 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,593 Thing, how did this happen? 293 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,261 We were supposed to be in Salem. 294 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,224 Ah, don't be mad, brother. 295 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,809 Niagara Falls is the great wonder of the world 296 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,479 and kills the most tourists 297 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,315 with its powerful, seducfive 298 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,068 water. 299 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,155 Gomez: Fester? Fester? 300 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,782 Hey, fester. 301 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,367 Are you feeling all right? 302 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,994 You're not your usual creepy self. 303 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,246 Not especially. 304 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,705 Will you take a look at this? 305 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,707 Does this seem off to you? 306 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,125 It smells okay, 307 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,877 but make sure to put it in the fridge. 308 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,504 Seafood turns very quickly. 309 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,424 Having fun? 310 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,595 I'm staring at Canada, if that answers your question. 311 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,347 I'm sorry, Wednesday. 312 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,974 I know how much you wanted to see 313 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,434 where girls your age were burned at the stake. 314 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,678 What did you call them again? 315 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,021 Squad ghouls. 316 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,649 What do you say we do a little exploring? 317 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,733 Justus. 318 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,819 I saw a vintage store in town. 319 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,155 Maybe it's time for you to try out a more mature look. 320 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,285 The little black dress is a classic, mother. 321 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,995 There's my little holy terror. 322 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,748 You know how I feel about hugs, father. 323 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,630 Did you know dozens of people tried to go over these falls 324 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,132 in wooden barrels? 325 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,675 Does anyone survive? 326 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,261 Some do. Some don't. 327 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,098 I hear it's a barrel of fun. 328 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,520 Pugsley, have you ever worn a coat of live bees? 329 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,023 Girl: OMG. 330 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,108 I should totes take a selfie of this moment. 331 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,362 Ah! This is the perfect opportunity 332 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,281 to try out the moves in my book. 333 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,574 The key with women 334 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,160 is to make a strong first impression. 335 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,703 You mean like a bad smell? 336 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,330 Well, that goes without saying. 337 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:46,000 What I mean is, it's important to make a big splash. 338 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,710 Are you with me, kid? 339 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,049 Huh? Pugsley: Ouch! 340 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,717 I just skinned my knee 341 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,886 falling for you. 342 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,973 That's so corny. 343 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,351 Ugh. Did you get that from a book? 344 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,061 Uh-oh. Uh... 345 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,355 Leave this to me. 346 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,940 Excuse me, vacuous lemmings. 347 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,195 Oh, come on. 348 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,430 Stop! No! 349 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,326 Madison, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 350 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,247 Help! 351 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,623 Is that a maybe? 352 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,892 Right in the niagara balls! 353 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,691 Gomez: Nobody is renting barrels. 354 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,569 I had to buy 300 pickles just to get these. 355 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,088 Mr. Mustela: You go that way. I'll look over here. 356 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,113 Gomez, look. 357 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,907 Isn't that the weaselly man 358 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,993 who came to the house looking for Wednesday? 359 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,204 Well, I have to admit, I admire the man's tenacity. 360 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,456 Wednesday, let's try 361 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,000 a little family trust-building exercise. 362 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,335 I don't believe in exercise. Gomez: Sorry! 363 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:05,556 Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 364 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,642 Hey, hey, wait for me! 365 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,603 I wanna go in the water too! 366 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,738 Mr. Mustela: Help! Pongo! 367 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,782 Guess that takes care of that. 368 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,201 Hey, where's pugsley? 369 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,038 Well, look at this, a tiny floating person. 370 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,041 Oh! There he is. 371 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,214 How great was that, Wednesday? 372 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,049 And we both survived. 373 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,343 Another thing we have in common. 374 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,678 Okay, what's going on? 375 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,013 Morticia: Whatever do you mean? 376 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,348 Father. 377 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,850 His erratic behavior. 378 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,228 This last-minute family trip to make memories. 379 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,687 Giving hugs. 380 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,064 It's torture. 381 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,398 And not the fun kind, 382 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,776 like putting leeches in pugsley's briefs. 383 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:02,112 Anyway, I'm quite sure he's dying. 384 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,739 What? Don't worry. 385 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,157 I won't tell pugsley. 386 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,367 Not yet. 387 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,160 He'll enjoy the surprise. 388 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:12,998 But ifyou're afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, 389 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,625 just know you have it. 390 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,973 Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop! 391 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,975 Morticia: Please, darlings, quiet down. 392 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,810 I'm trying to find a signal. 393 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,399 Pugsley: Ow! 394 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,900 Mom, help! 395 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,986 Gomez, have you heard from your mother yet? 396 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,654 She's not answering my texts. 397 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,156 Oh, she's probably having an early night. 398 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,785 The woman is almost 102 years old, after all. 399 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,162 Whoo! 400 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,294 Whoo-hoo! 401 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,837 We're here for the party! 402 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,922 Whoop-la! 403 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,007 Tickets, please! 404 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,510 Wow, this place is a whole mood. 405 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,930 Well, ifyou're in the mood to party, 406 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,807 step right this way. 407 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,393 Whoa! This plant totes slaps! 408 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,438 No, darling, she snaps. 409 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,398 Oh, don't worry, don't worry. 410 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,400 She's on a vegan diet. 411 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:24,987 Inthatshe only eats vegans. 412 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,697 And who's the headliner? 413 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,366 Uh... uh... the talking heads. 414 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,451 For reals? 415 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,619 Uh, yeah, yeah. 416 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,037 Uh, they're right over there. 417 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,514 You 'bout that lifestyle 418 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,831 lifestyle 419 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,541 everybody knows 420 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,836 diamonds ain't got nothin' on you, ooh, ooh 421 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,254 we 'bout that lifestyle 422 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,465 um... I didn't pay $500 to watch a bunch of puppets. 423 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,841 What? 424 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,676 Do you know how hard it is to decapitate 425 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,345 an entire barber shop quartet? 426 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,432 Ew! Refund, please. 427 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,808 No, no, no. 428 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,268 Let's not be hasty. 429 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,771 I was just joking. 430 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,397 I don't want to ruin the surprise. 431 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,191 And... and trust me, 432 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,694 the headliner will make serious headlines. 433 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,196 You 'bout that lifestyle 434 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:09,990 Lifestyle 435 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,790 Gomez: Itwas the dead of night. 436 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,212 The witching hour. 437 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,838 The wolf howled. 438 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,261 And then she heard a scratching at the door. 439 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:32,930 Scratch, 440 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,473 scratch, 441 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,600 scratch. 442 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,979 She slowly opened it to reveal 443 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,314 a puppy! 444 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,650 And around its neck 445 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:45,901 was a bow! 446 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:50,239 Mmm. Gomez. 447 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,700 You remember when I first told you that one, pugsley? 448 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,827 You must've been two months old. 449 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,079 Oh, you'd scream and scream 450 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,747 until you wet yourself. 451 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,958 Sometmngs neverchange. 452 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,753 She's not back yet. 453 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,338 She said she wanted to be alone, 454 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,507 but how long does that take? 455 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,175 There she is. 456 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,885 How did it go out there, vvednesday? 457 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,887 Gomez: Did kitty do his business? 458 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:14,972 Indeed. 459 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,410 Ew! Come, come. Join us. 460 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,978 We were just telling stories of when pugsley was born. 461 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,272 He kept us up all night, howling. 462 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,107 Wednesday, you were the opposite. 463 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,442 I've never heard of a baby 464 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,610 being completely silent before. 465 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,112 Ah, yes, 466 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,531 I remember the night Wednesday was born. 467 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,116 It was a Tuesday. 468 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:37,119 All tucked in tight in the hospital nursery. 469 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,705 She was silent as a jellyfish. 470 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,791 Even when all the other little babies started bawling. 471 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,752 What do you mean? 472 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,212 Oh, I never told you this story? 473 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,340 Start talking. 474 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,815 Fester: Well, I was looking for a bathroom 475 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,345 because I'd eaten all of the patients' pudding 476 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,056 that they left behind, 477 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,184 when I took a wrong turn into the hospital nursery. 478 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,986 Fester: And that's when I spotted her. 479 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,993 I just wanted to get a better look at my new niece. 480 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,995 But a bunch of the babies started 481 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,622 wailing their heads off. 482 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:25,459 So, I remembered the age-old Addams family nursery trick. 483 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,765 And sure enough, they all fell asleep. 484 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,645 And I put all the babies back where I found them. 485 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,939 I think. 486 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,651 Pretty sure. 487 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,740 Kitty needs a walk. Right away. 488 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:57,967 Wednesday: But I just walked... 489 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,035 Morticia: Fester, you're in charge. 490 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,163 Fester: I wonder if I could juggle actual children. 491 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,457 Wednesday, pugsley, bring it in, let's find out. 492 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,417 You never know until you try. 493 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,728 And if one of you 494 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,754 falls on your head, well, lesson learned. 495 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:14,258 Hard to believe women don't want to talk to either of you. 496 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,846 Morticia: Gomez, what if what that lawyer said is true? 497 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,306 These people are not going to give up. 498 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,434 They'll keep coming until they take her away. 499 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,727 Let him come! 500 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,355 They shall know us by our trail of dead. 501 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,108 Morticia: Ugh. That's your answer to everything. 502 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,985 I only wish 503 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,320 I did have the answer for it, querida. 504 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,951 Tish! That's it. 505 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,580 I may not have the answer, but I know someone who will. 506 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,373 Morticia: I hope so. 507 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,084 Whatever we do, we can't let Wednesday find out 508 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,086 she might not be our daughter. 509 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,177 Could it be true? 510 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,972 Could I have been misplaced in my infancy? 511 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,434 Grown up with a delusion that I am one person, 512 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:10,397 when in fact, I am someone completely different. 513 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:16,195 Now this is the origin story an innovator like me deserves. 514 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,364 Itwould make a fascinating first chapter in my memoir. 515 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,450 Can you imagine? 516 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,831 Gomez: Come on, kids! 517 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,750 Up and Addams! 518 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,337 Thing, head south. 519 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,341 What we need is a little old-fashioned Addams fun! 520 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,800 Ha-ha! 521 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,311 Man 1: I got it. Oh! There we go. 522 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,395 Man 2: Oh, dude! 523 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,398 Hey, freak! 524 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,276 Pass it back! 525 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,403 I'm not a freak. 526 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,865 I'm a force of nature. 527 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,827 Some force of nature. 528 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,371 So weak. 529 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,501 Guys, you see this? 530 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,378 What's going on? What is it? 531 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,242 Oh, my. 532 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,120 It looks like some unfortunate soul 533 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,999 has dropped a small fortune in the sand. 534 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,542 That's mine! 535 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,555 Lame! 536 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,309 It looks like we need to go over chapter 3, 537 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:13,061 "how to be repulsive and impress girls." 538 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,271 I'll be right back. 539 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,648 I gotta go use the bathroom. 540 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:44,760 Shark! Shark! 541 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,358 Woman: Run for your lives! 542 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,406 Hyah! See? 543 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,201 Now that's how you attract attention. 544 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,707 Ah! There he is. 545 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,585 The man we came to see. 546 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,659 Gomez: It! 547 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,912 Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin. 548 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,331 You made it. 549 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,501 Mmm. It's in Florida for spring break. 550 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,379 Ghouls gone wild, am I right? 551 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,731 He's going to join us on our trip. 552 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,173 Hold on. 553 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,217 He's coming in the camper? 554 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,094 We're cramped enough as it is. 555 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,096 And he sheds, morticia. 556 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,056 Oh, fester, he's family. 557 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,933 The more the hairier. 558 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,686 Well, if he's allowed on the couch, then so am I! 559 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,736 No, no, no! 560 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,280 I said cut the red wire. 561 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,743 I can't believe Taylor swift wants to date me. 562 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,495 Me. 563 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,289 Make sure to close the door 564 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:41,001 when you go into outer space. 565 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:45,005 Yes, beyonce, I would love to share my ham with you. 566 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,030 Morticia, I told you so. 567 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,823 There's hairballs everywhere. 568 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,870 Fester: Yeah, and the same to you, fuzzface. 569 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,838 How could you tell? 570 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:19,808 Did it ever bother you that you were so different 571 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,768 from the rest of the family? 572 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,064 A rebellious phase? 573 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:33,321 You shaved your entire body as a teenager? 574 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:40,579 Oh. So that's what changed. 575 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,123 You owned who you were. 576 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,169 That's the problem. 577 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,963 I don't know who I am. 578 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,469 Gran dma: Get over here asap. 579 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,264 I went too far this time and things are getting hairy! 580 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,557 No offense. 581 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,900 Let's do this! 582 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,160 It's that lawyer, Gomez. 583 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,578 He's found us again. 584 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,371 He wants what we have. 585 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,415 Well, he won't get her. 586 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,167 Good, pugsley. 587 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,960 Right this way. 588 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,714 How about a fun family travel game? 589 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,090 Everyone around the table. 590 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:35,258 Wednesday: Ugh. 591 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,571 So, what shall we play? 592 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,659 How about punch buggy? 593 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,202 Punch_. 594 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,163 Buggy. 595 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,386 We need to step on it. 596 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:20,929 And we'll need a place to hide. 597 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,056 I have just the place, quenda. 598 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,309 Thing, turn here. 599 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,144 Fester: Look out! 600 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,544 You sure this is the right place, pop? 601 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,628 Yes, son. 602 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,547 The alamo. 603 00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:00,677 You can sense that many lives were lost here. 604 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,680 Let us take a moment to pay our respect. 605 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,897 Okay. Enough respect. 606 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,107 Everyone in! 607 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:26,703 Look at y'all's costumes! 608 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:31,332 You guys are a little early for the Halloween pageant. 609 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:35,503 Today, we're on the hunt for our next little miss jalapeño pepper. 610 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,663 Mr. Mustela: Hello? Vvednesday! 611 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,301 Wednesday Addams! 612 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:44,095 Are you in there? Hello? 613 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,765 Well, burn my biscuits. 614 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,350 This here's our little tumbleweed. 615 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,020 And she's a-fixin' to be the lone star 616 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,522 of this here rodeo! What? 617 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,149 Well, in that case, 618 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,735 we better get you all gussied up, hon. 619 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:02,363 Father, this will not end well for you. 620 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,801 Mr. Mustela: Wednesday! 621 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,163 Gomez, what are you doing? 622 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,832 Just follow my lead. 623 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,543 Howdy. We're oil tycoons. 624 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,421 Oil tycoons? How can I... eesh! 625 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,381 We're a-fixin' to find ourselves 626 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,718 some fancy new Texas threads. 627 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,428 Will this be enough to cover it? 628 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,098 Mmm. 629 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,519 Girl 1: Yeah! Check it out! 630 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,437 Woman: Now just hold still, sweetie. 631 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,730 Girl 2: Make it tighter. 632 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,734 What's your talent? 633 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,945 I can read minds. 634 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,196 No, you can't. 635 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,533 Yes, I can. 636 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,493 Girl 3: This isn't really happening. 637 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,245 It is really happening. 638 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,931 Girl 3: Think of a number. Uh, number seven. 639 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,498 Seven. 640 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,958 Uh, purple. Purple. 641 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,084 My worst nightmare. 642 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,044 Hippopotamus riding a bicycle. 643 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,337 What's your name? 644 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,422 Wednesday, what's yours? I don't wanna tell you. 645 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,842 Hello, Peggy. 646 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,470 I know. 647 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,222 Just give me the trophy already. 648 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,491 I look like uncle Sam threw up all over me. 649 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,160 Very good, pugsley. Blend in. 650 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,454 If you have to interact with any of the locals, 651 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:37,250 remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 652 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,964 Oh, my word! 653 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:51,180 These are the perfect disguises. 654 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:53,016 It's like we're invisible. 655 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,908 We're dead, Gomez. 656 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,286 Are my ribbons tied? 657 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,080 Is my hair in place? 658 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:19,667 Have I got a cute expression on my face? 659 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,669 Are my shoes all shined? 660 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,296 I try to keep in line 661 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:27,216 when I'm dancing in the show tonight 662 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,095 does my shuffle-step really look so good? 663 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,724 Am I doing it the way you think I should? 664 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,478 Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss? 665 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,190 When I'm dancing in the show tonight 666 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,739 ah. The only girls I see here are perfectly normal. 667 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:54,118 Showtime now is getting nearer 668 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:56,454 and I'm getting scared 669 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:01,793 Wish I could see in the mirror 670 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:05,046 if I'm all prepared 671 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,215 first you take a step 672 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,342 then you point your toe 673 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,845 hope I know it like I did a week ago 674 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,098 am I standing straight? 675 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,557 I can hardly wait 676 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,935 till I'm dancing in the show tonight 677 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,158 Brava! Bravissima! 678 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,827 Hear, hear! Bella! 679 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:38,705 There she is! 680 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:41,558 Hey, y'all! 681 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:45,753 That man right there is one of the top talent agents in the world! 682 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,384 Girl: What? 683 00:41:55,388 --> 00:42:02,061 You rang? 684 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:04,731 Quick, lurch. 685 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,399 Grab Wednesday. 686 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:28,296 Mr. Mustela: Help! 687 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,422 Pongo! 688 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:36,804 Fester: Hello. Hi. 689 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,185 I'll find you, Wednesday Addams! 690 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:51,986 You have traumatized me beyond all recognition. 691 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,613 Shelooks the same to me. 692 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,448 Who is that man? 693 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,408 I know he's not a talent agent. 694 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,994 He's the same man who came to the house. 695 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,706 You're right. 696 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,334 You're far too clever for us to pull the wool over your eyes. 697 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,045 That man 698 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,881 is a door-to-door salesman. Gomez. 699 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,758 And what is he selling? 700 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,760 Uh... tupperware? 701 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,595 Knives? Makeup. 702 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,388 Uh... uh, frozen steaks. 703 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,766 Life insurance for cows. 704 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:22,975 Uh, they need it. 705 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,812 The steak industry is, oh, brutal. 706 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:28,815 Okay. 707 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,733 If that's the way you want to play it. 708 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,361 I'm going to go give pugsley a haircut. 709 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,737 I think he's taking a nap. 710 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,031 Wedn esday: Exactly. 711 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,242 That was easy. 712 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,432 I'm not sure Wednesday believed us. 713 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,602 I'm sure she would have said something if she didn't. 714 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,522 If there's one thing we can count on Wednesday for, it's honesty. 715 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,483 She certainly lets me know when I'm embarrassing her 716 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:13,776 orhovenng 717 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,987 or being uncool. 718 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:21,701 Children are like socks in the laundry? 719 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,912 They need to be lost in order to be found? 720 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,289 That's brilliant! 721 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,540 Yes. 722 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:30,126 We should find a place, lie low for a while, 723 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,879 and this whole thing will just blow over. 724 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,548 Lurch, old boy, top it off. 725 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,258 We have places to be. 726 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,459 Where's kitty? He needs a walk. 727 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:12,835 He's asleep. 728 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:16,130 He and it hit the catnip pretty hard last night. 729 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:21,928 Ooh! 730 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,556 Uh-oh. 731 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,475 Yeah, I finally got off diapers, 732 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,143 so this is gonna happen. 733 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,811 Gotta go clean myself up. 734 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:32,939 Pardon me. 735 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:35,900 Gomez, have you noticed changes 736 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,152 in fester's body lately? 737 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,196 Hmm. Puberty? 738 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,459 Huh? 739 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:54,543 Oh! 740 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,170 Huh? 741 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,174 Oh! 742 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,386 Huh? 743 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,849 Fester: A little privacy, please. 744 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:16,579 Pugsley: This doesn't look so grand to me. 745 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:20,236 The sheer emptiness. 746 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:24,573 Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing. 747 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,117 The vertigo. 748 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,160 Intoxicating. 749 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:29,662 Gomez: It's just us, 750 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:33,791 the captivating beauty of the great American outdoors 751 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,211 and the wonderful sound of silence. 752 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,556 Pugsley, what do I keep saying? 753 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,933 Amazon prime is not a toy. 754 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,532 Gomez: Oh, it's for you. Huh. 755 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,951 Well, do you really have to leave us so soon, cousin? 756 00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:10,286 Where are you headed? 757 00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:15,958 I see. Top-secret gig. 758 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:19,420 Tell that Billie eilish she's a little too sunny for my taste. 759 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,339 But I'm still a fan. 760 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,765 Why didn't I get dating advice from him? 761 00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:46,197 I have something for you. 762 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,619 Wednesday: A tiny coffin. 763 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,206 I fear I shall have trouble getting pugsley in here. 764 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,791 No. 765 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,417 Open it. 766 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,296 Your grandmother gave me this necklace on my wedding day. 767 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,090 It has been handed down 768 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,425 through generations of Addams women. 769 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,095 It is a part of every Addams. 770 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,721 Just as you are. 771 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,935 Are you sure this belongs to me? 772 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:18,396 Of course, Wednesday. 773 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,356 Who else would it belong to? 774 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,401 Never mind. 775 00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:25,361 Thanks for the trinket, mother. 776 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,239 Fire in the hole! 777 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,372 Madison, would you do me the honor... 778 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:58,978 Now, that's grand. 779 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,181 What was it you were saying about laying low, darling? 780 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:05,818 No more personal electronic devices on this trip. 781 00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:08,070 Saddle up, Addams! 782 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:45,441 You scurried fast, little weasel. 783 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,443 Please! Let me up! 784 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,778 Where's your comically large companion? 785 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:53,824 That big ape ran out on me at the alamo. 786 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,452 Please! I'll tell you everything. 787 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,287 I'm listening. 788 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,082 Oh! 789 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,712 Mustela, have you found the girl or... 790 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:09,507 You got the drop on him. 791 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:12,051 Mr. Strange. 792 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,762 Please, call me Cyrus. 793 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,223 Mr. Strange will suffice. 794 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,933 What is this all about? 795 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:21,185 It's about you, Wednesday. 796 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,313 My wife and I were separated from our true daughter 797 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,898 on the night of her birth. 798 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,692 I never gave up trying to find her. 799 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,487 I searched and searched for years, 800 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,490 and then, suddenly, there I was, 801 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,700 standing on that stage. 802 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,452 Looking right at you. 803 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,704 In that moment, 804 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:44,917 I knew that you were my long lost child. 805 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,460 The physical similarities. 806 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:49,421 The brilliant scientific mind. 807 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,173 I did some digging. 808 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,717 You were born at the same hospital, 809 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:56,387 the same day as the girl we've raised. 810 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:59,056 And as if meant to be, 811 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,308 your name, Wednesday, 812 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,686 is from my favorite poem. 813 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,312 "Wednesday's child is..." 814 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,022 "Full of woe." 815 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,650 I was named after that poem. 816 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,694 I live by it. 817 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:13,946 I think we owe it to ourselves 818 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,906 to get to the bottom of this, Wednesday. 819 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:18,826 Why don't you come to my home in sausalito? We can... 820 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,036 Not so fast. 821 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,248 I have further research to conduct to verify your claim. 822 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,749 Of course. 823 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,585 I would expect nothing less. 824 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:30,421 By the way, what did you do with Mr. Mustela? 825 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,172 Wednesday: Oh. 826 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,549 I let him go. 827 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,641 Tish. You minx. 828 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:31,565 Let's settle this. 829 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,814 It's all true. 830 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:18,028 The facts before me prove beyond a reasonable doubt 831 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:20,447 that I am not an Addams. 832 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:23,701 That means there's only one logical choice. 833 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,661 Don't you agree? 834 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,336 Morticia: Wednesday, dear. 835 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,006 Come along, sleepyhead. 836 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:43,762 Why, it's easier to wake the dead 837 00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,347 than to wake you, my little... 838 00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:47,683 Hi, mom. 839 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,720 Pugsley: "Dear Addams family, 840 00:53:50,769 --> 00:53:52,062 "as you may have noticed, 841 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,274 "our family dynamic has been off-base lately. 842 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,317 "I have been ruminating on 843 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,319 "and questioning the reason for this, 844 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:03,282 "but a new revelation has resolved this doubt for me. 845 00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:04,509 "I was the discordant note..." 846 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:05,635 Wednesday: I was the discordant note 847 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:08,787 that can never resolve into Harmony. 848 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,707 And the reason I could never truly relate to any of you 849 00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,709 is simple. 850 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:16,879 I am not your relative. 851 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:22,092 I have no recourse but to leave for good 852 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:25,554 and make my way toward the truth. 853 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:28,223 Do not attempt to follow me. 854 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:33,729 Wait. 855 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:35,731 Wednesday's not an Addams? 856 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,192 I'm the only real Addams child? 857 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,818 That's awesome! 858 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,696 Too soon, pugsley. Too soon. 859 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:44,490 What does she mean, 860 00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,200 "making her way toward the truth"? 861 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,910 Is this about the hospital thing 862 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,745 that was totally not a big deal? 863 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:51,955 This is all my fault. 864 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:54,666 If she had just felt closer to me, 865 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,502 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 866 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,545 Thing! I need a bloody Mary. 867 00:54:58,629 --> 00:54:59,755 Make it a double. 868 00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,173 Fester: He's in the shower. 869 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:04,134 La-di-di, la-di-da 870 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,637 don't forget to clean behind your knuckles. 871 00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:29,326 Wednesday: Lurch, I can see you. 872 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:33,539 Obviously, I have failed in my duty 873 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,457 as your lurking advisor. 874 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,671 I really don't know how to answer that. 875 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:45,300 But what I do know is that you should go back to your family. 876 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,262 It's time for me to find mine. 877 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:53,392 I guess that's true. 878 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,352 You're not an Addams either. 879 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,605 How very sad that is. 880 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,192 Much better, lurch. 881 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,611 It appears I taught you well, after all. 882 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,658 Like the donner party before us, 883 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:13,704 we travel to California to fulfil our destiny 884 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,874 and eat what we must along the way. 885 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:21,378 Let us conquer the golden west or die trying. 886 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,130 Lurch, 887 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,923 to sausalito! 888 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:27,217 Thing, to sausalito! 889 00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:29,219 If we leave now, we can catch up. 890 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:32,055 Then we'll return home, kidnap the necessary witnesses 891 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:33,974 and snuff out any remaining doubt 892 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,767 that Wednesday is one of us. 893 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:37,144 I love it 894 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:41,064 when your murderous maternal instincts kick in! 895 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:43,483 We're back in the parenting business! 896 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:45,110 Come along, Addams. 897 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,195 Let's bring Wednesday back to her family. 898 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:55,329 Ahem. Fester, your tentacles are hanging out. 899 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,415 I thought I felt a draft. 900 00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,833 Just don't kick 'em. 901 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,293 They're very sensitive. 902 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:36,745 Wednesday: All of those do sound like great options, 903 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:39,498 but which one is the road to sausalito? 904 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,729 Out of my way, hightower! 905 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:10,821 Look, lurch. 906 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:15,117 Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides 907 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,370 to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. 908 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:19,913 Just what we need. 909 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,727 Man: Hmm? 910 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,031 Ronny: Hey! 911 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:57,784 Ain't you the guy that almost ran my bike off the road? 912 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,329 And you must be miss lurleen? 913 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,668 Excuse me? 914 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:11,757 Ah. It seems I have offended two people at once. 915 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,133 How fortuitous. 916 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,719 Bikers: Huh? 917 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,763 That was aninsthoo! 918 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:23,977 I'm afraid you gentlemen have made a grave error. 919 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,438 Lurch, show these cretins 920 00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:29,983 what your cold, dead hands are capable of. 921 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,069 Mm-hmm. 922 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,224 First/was afraid 923 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,042 I was petrified 924 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:50,837 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 925 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,672 I should've been more specific. 926 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:53,941 But then I spent so many nights 927 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,258 thinking how you did me wrong 928 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,135 and I grew strong 929 00:59:57,219 --> 01:00:00,222 and I learned how to get along 930 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,936 And so you're back 931 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,230 from outer space 932 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:10,398 I just walked in to find you here 933 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:12,484 with that sad look upon your face 934 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,277 I should've changed that stupid lock 935 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:17,030 I should've made you leave your key 936 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,865 if I'd known for just one second 937 01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:20,450 you'd be back to bother me 938 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,619 go on now, go 939 01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,621 walk out the door 940 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,623 just turn around now 941 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,917 'cause you're not welcome anymore 942 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,586 weren't you the one who tried 943 01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:33,088 to hurt me with goodbye? 944 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:35,215 Did you think I 'd crumble? 945 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,967 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 946 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,885 Oh, no, not 947 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,179 I will survive 948 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,890 oh, as long as I know how to love 949 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,767 I know I'll stay alive 950 01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:49,396 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give 951 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,691 and I'll survive I will survive... 952 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,694 All I wanted was a violent roadhouse melee 953 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:58,280 before hitching a ride to sausalito. 954 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:00,073 Was that too much to ask? 955 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:01,867 Sausalito? 956 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,743 That's exactly where we're headed. 957 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,413 It's the annual hug-a-biker retreat 958 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,040 where we deal with our childhood trauma. 959 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,917 I am good. 960 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,712 Bring it in, little lady. 961 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,422 I accept your offer of a ride. 962 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,923 But if you don't mind, 963 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,509 I will respectfully decline the hug. 964 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:22,137 I've been social distancing since birth. 965 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,308 I will survive 966 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,977 oh, as long as I know how to love 967 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,562 I know I'll stay alive 968 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:32,689 I've got all my life to live 969 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:36,318 I've got all my love to give and I'll survive 970 01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,528 I will survive 971 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:40,155 hey, hey 972 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,838 Hey, hey 973 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:59,257 I will survive 974 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,468 oh, as long as I know how to love... 975 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,261 Sayonara, little lady. 976 01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:06,264 Whoo-hoo! 977 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,611 Wednesday: It's all Jekyll, no Hyde. 978 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,201 I feel something, lurch. 979 01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:29,371 As though anticipation and unease 980 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:33,208 birthed some kind of winged larvae in my stomach. 981 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,379 Butterflies? Hmm. 982 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:40,048 Perhaps my digestive acids will kill them. 983 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,135 Wednesday! You're here! 984 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:46,096 Welcome home. 985 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,932 Oh. I see you brought a plus-one. 986 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:51,768 Which is... 987 01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:53,103 Fine. Perfectly fine. 988 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:54,938 Yes. 989 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,607 Right this way. 990 01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:06,825 Wednesday, meet my wife. 991 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,535 Ingrid. 992 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:11,496 Uh, Ingrid has a touch of laryngitis 993 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:13,099 and finds it difficult to talk at the moment. 994 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,624 Girl: Hello. 995 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:17,168 And this is Ophelia. 996 01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:20,213 Or as we call her, our little oaf. 997 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:22,132 The other... 998 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:23,842 Me. 999 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,219 Oh. 1000 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,263 Uh, Ingrid, my dear, 1001 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:30,432 why don't you rest for a while 1002 01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:33,059 and I'll show our little Wednesday around. 1003 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,936 Let's go see the laboratory. 1004 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,980 Don't look at them. 1005 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,525 Right this way. 1006 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:49,242 Welcome to the future, Wednesday. 1007 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,871 What do you think? 1008 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,998 Pretty boss, huh? 1009 01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:57,787 Wednesday: You've got a lot of projects in the works. 1010 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,378 Ready, Wednesday? 1011 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,426 When I did this DNA test with Ophelia 1012 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,803 and it informed me that she wasn't my daughter, 1013 01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:10,430 I was unsurprised. 1014 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,892 Perhaps you can relate to me on that. 1015 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,685 You see what I did there? 1016 01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:17,270 I did, though I generally find 1017 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,522 puns to be a lower form of humor. 1018 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:21,191 Hmm. 1019 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:24,694 My real passion has always been... 1020 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,614 Human behavior. 1021 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,951 What an incredible coincidence. 1022 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,663 Exactly my thought when I saw your winning experiment. 1023 01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:38,041 Although, if you think about it, 1024 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,335 not so coincidental. 1025 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,921 Like father, like daughter. Am I right? 1026 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:47,634 We will find out shortly. 1027 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:50,845 And when we receive the inevitable confirmation, 1028 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:52,305 I hope you'll reconsider 1029 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,099 what you told me at the fair. 1030 01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:56,017 About how your formula 1031 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:58,478 was a family secret. 1032 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,772 DNA sequencing complete. 1033 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:03,983 DNA match. 1034 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,861 Well, it's all settled. 1035 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:07,946 Done and... 1036 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,741 Great. 1037 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,993 It's my fa... 1038 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,371 The Addams family. 1039 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,249 Well, let's go greet them. 1040 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,130 Fester: You guys go ahead, I... 1041 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:27,966 I'm gonna be going in, uh... 1042 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:30,552 I may be some time. 1043 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:44,274 You 1044 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:47,360 rang? 1045 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,696 Lurch. We're here to rescue Wednesday. 1046 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:51,197 Wednesday: Rescue me from what? 1047 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,617 You! 1048 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:57,328 Cyrus strange. Pleased to meet you. 1049 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,414 You're the man from the science fair. 1050 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:01,541 The ghostly apparition. 1051 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:04,586 Huh. 1052 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:07,172 I see you've been reanimated. 1053 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:09,382 And now, you've absconded with our daughter 1054 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,217 - and put her in this... - In... 1055 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,178 Wednesday, what are you wearing? 1056 01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:15,180 It's called a turtleneck. 1057 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:17,056 Deceptive name, I know, 1058 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,226 but it is both fashionable and functional, m... 1059 01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:22,854 Um, morticia. 1060 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,356 Cyrus: Mr. and Mrs. Addams, 1061 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,193 it appears that you are not Wednesday's parents. 1062 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,402 I am. 1063 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,279 Enough, you knave! 1064 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:34,991 Mr. Addams, before you do anything rash, 1065 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,035 you might want to see this. 1066 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:40,413 The results conclusively prove 1067 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,458 that I am not your daughter. 1068 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,294 Where once I was Addams, 1069 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,338 now I am strange. 1070 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,465 Zip it, pugsley. 1071 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:52,008 This can't be true. 1072 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:54,677 Cyrus: I know this must be quite a shock for you, 1073 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:55,803 Mr. and Mrs. Addams. 1074 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,180 Believe me, 1075 01:06:57,263 --> 01:07:00,225 we went through the same thing with Ophelia. 1076 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:07,690 Wow! 1077 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:16,074 Wednesday, we're still your family. 1078 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:18,243 And that's why I'd like to honor 1079 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:19,827 your contributions to my life 1080 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:24,374 with a proper and respectful goodbye. 1081 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:28,086 Uh, Addams family, I... 1082 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,796 I want to say... 1083 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,760 It appears I'm not quite ready to part with them. 1084 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:37,512 Forgive me, father. 1085 01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:39,639 I do forgive you. 1086 01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:41,432 Oh, no. 1087 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,142 I meant Cyrus. 1088 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,436 Come on, Wednesday. You don't mean this. 1089 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,521 Let's just go home. 1090 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,314 We can talk about this in the camper. 1091 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,483 I'm sorry, Mr. Addams. 1092 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,944 Icantleave with you. 1093 01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:55,405 But maybe we can offer you 1094 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,907 and Mrs. Addams shelter for the night? 1095 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,618 Then tomorrow we can say goodbye. 1096 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:02,704 Of course, daughter. 1097 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:04,747 My man will show you to the guest quarters. 1098 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,064 Morticia: Something isn't right. 1099 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,566 Of course it's not. 1100 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:33,818 I've loved Wednesday her whole life. 1101 01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:36,070 I can't just stop because a piece of paper says... 1102 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,325 Says... 1103 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:48,666 Wow. They really did a lot in six hours. 1104 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,052 Oh, tish. 1105 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:01,596 We've lost our little girl. 1106 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,189 Ophelia: Hey! Wha... 1107 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,902 Come here! 1108 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:25,536 I thought my bedroom was a mess. 1109 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,955 This is awesome! 1110 01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:29,749 Hey, uh, are you hungry? 1111 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,417 I'm always hungry. 1112 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,544 Check it out. 1113 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,424 When my dad's not around, 1114 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,843 I don't use forks orspoons 1115 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:42,720 or anything. 1116 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,305 Me either! 1117 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,855 It's a lot easier to... 1118 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:56,442 Both: Just use your face! 1119 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,236 Where have you been all my life? 1120 01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,779 The farm. 1121 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:02,281 Wait, what did you say? 1122 01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:09,205 Morticia: Cyrus strange is lying. I'm sure of it. 1123 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:10,933 But how do we prove it to Wednesday that... 1124 01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:12,458 Oh, querida. 1125 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,001 It's no use. 1126 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:15,461 Wednesday has gone. 1127 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:17,964 And now, we must do our duty. 1128 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,800 We shall raise the pig girl and... 1129 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:22,468 Pull yourself together, Gomez. 1130 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:23,970 You're an Addams. 1131 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,763 Just as Wednesday is. 1132 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,890 Whether it's in her blood or not. 1133 01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,101 Pugsley: Mom. Pop. 1134 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:31,519 You have to see this! 1135 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:38,860 What happened to these people? 1136 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,069 That's just it! 1137 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,779 I... I don't think they are people. 1138 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:43,573 Cyrus: Your idiot boy is right. 1139 01:10:46,033 --> 01:10:48,327 They're animals I imbued with human traits. 1140 01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:50,705 Pretty neat, huh? 1141 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:54,709 They always revert back to their original form, though. 1142 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,919 So that's why you wanted Wednesday. 1143 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,839 Her experiment did what you couldn't. 1144 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:03,384 Men. Just can't come out and ask a woman for help, can you? 1145 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:04,927 You faked that DNA test. 1146 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,804 Blah, blah, blah, blah! 1147 01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:09,140 Oh, pipe down, elvira! 1148 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:12,602 That's it! Prepare to meet old deuteronomy! 1149 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,353 Mazurka! 1150 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,574 Oh, where are my manners? 1151 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,118 I forgot to thank you for the tip! 1152 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:35,625 I'm good! I'm so good! 1153 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:53,851 So sorry about that. 1154 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:55,186 Where were we? 1155 01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:57,438 I have a surprise for you, father. 1156 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,359 Yes. Yes! Of course! 1157 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:03,277 It's so simple. 1158 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,572 But... but could it work? 1159 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,455 You did it! 1160 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:17,708 I knew funding those science fairs would pay off. 1161 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:18,835 What was that? 1162 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,920 Uh... nothing. 1163 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,507 I have a surprise for you as well, Wednesday. 1164 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,973 They can be our first test subjects. 1165 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:33,766 What have you done? 1166 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,935 I've got all manner 1167 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,771 of diabolical DNA in these test tubes. 1168 01:12:38,938 --> 01:12:41,148 You can isolate the Addams' annoying habits 1169 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:44,151 and we'll replace them with ones you want. 1170 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:45,903 But why? 1171 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:48,364 I saw you trying to delay their departure. 1172 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,783 This way, you can keep them around. 1173 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,578 Ineed my little protege to be happy 1174 01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:55,496 and focused on her work. 1175 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:58,124 This is important stuff we are doing, Wednesday. 1176 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,460 World-changing! 1177 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:02,962 "World-changing"? 1178 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:04,714 If you could control people, 1179 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:08,134 imbue them with the strength and ferocity of any animal on earth? 1180 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,428 Imagine who would pay for that! 1181 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:12,847 The military, foreign governments, 1182 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,432 call centers. 1183 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:17,184 They'd all want unstoppable hybrid murder machines 1184 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:19,687 programmed down to the cellular level! 1185 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:23,691 Imagine how rich and famous we'll become! 1186 01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:27,945 All thanks to your experiment! 1187 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,822 But I only meant to show 1188 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,450 how my uncle fester's intellect could be improved. 1189 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:36,245 And now you get to improve the rest of your ex-family. 1190 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,517 Wednesday: But they don't need improving. 1191 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,710 They're fine as they are. 1192 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,755 Except for maybe pugsley. 1193 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:49,133 But I'm the one who was looking for change, 1194 01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:50,551 not them. 1195 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,362 But this way, you'll never have to feel different 1196 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,473 from anyone in your family ever again, little boo-boo. 1197 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,654 Here you are, Wednesday. 1198 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,656 You do the honors. 1199 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,534 I won't! 1200 01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,955 Even though you are biologically my father, 1201 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,958 these people are still my family. 1202 01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:24,669 The Addams family. 1203 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:29,674 Fine. If you can't pull the trigger, I'll do it! 1204 01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,440 I'm disappointed in you, Wednesday. 1205 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:51,070 But it appears you're just a silly little girl playing with science. 1206 01:14:56,117 --> 01:14:58,953 Turn off the machine, Mr. Strange. 1207 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,372 I won't ask you again. 1208 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:06,544 Islnflelady threatening me? 1209 01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:07,920 That depends. 1210 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,131 Do you have a piano nearby? 1211 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,758 Why would I have a piano in a laboratory? 1212 01:15:13,134 --> 01:15:15,386 In that case, lurch... 1213 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,765 Show this cretin what your cold, 1214 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,351 dead hands are capable of. 1215 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:23,728 You think you're the only one 1216 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:26,147 with a brainless neanderthal bodyguard? 1217 01:15:31,068 --> 01:15:34,488 Kill, pongo. Kill! 1218 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,328 Oh, this is gonna be rich! 1219 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,374 What? 1220 01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:51,005 Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile! 1221 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:53,340 I command you, you protect me. 1222 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,843 You're wasting your breath. 1223 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:59,055 You see, pongo and lurch are former cellmates 1224 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,223 at the asylum where lurch was held captive 1225 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:02,975 before my parents found him. 1226 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,602 Back in Texas, 1227 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:09,190 pongo told lurch that he suspected I was in danger. 1228 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:11,877 I didn't believe it then. Cyrus: Pongo, pongo. 1229 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,778 Bad boy, pongo. Bad boy. 1230 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,446 I was wrong. 1231 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:17,156 No! No! 1232 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,699 That's gonna leave a Mark. 1233 01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:21,702 Unhand me! 1234 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,121 Stop! I had a big breakfast. 1235 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:26,040 Don't make me puke up my pancakes! 1236 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:28,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1237 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,653 Mother, father, are you all right? 1238 01:16:55,736 --> 01:16:56,821 Yes, yes. 1239 01:16:56,904 --> 01:17:00,616 Fortunately, we escaped with no fatal wounds. 1240 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,079 Even pugsley? 1241 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,831 Even pugsley. 1242 01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:09,375 Oh, well. Maybe next time. 1243 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:10,876 Wait, what? 1244 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,557 How very... 1245 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,267 Touching. 1246 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:30,479 My real daughter would know that sentimentality... 1247 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,275 Is the antithesis of science. 1248 01:17:34,525 --> 01:17:35,985 That's right. 1249 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:38,863 I lied about the DNA... 1250 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:40,447 Re... re... 1251 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:41,907 Results. 1252 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:46,912 I really should thank you, Wednesday. 1253 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:49,415 You've uncaged me. 1254 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:56,088 But your foul play is no longer amusing to me. 1255 01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:01,510 So, I think I'll exterminate you. 1256 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:07,600 And your entire... 1257 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,518 Family! 1258 01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:16,775 Get ready to cry uncle! 1259 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,282 Pugsley: Ahh! 1260 01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:37,630 Gomez: Incoming! 1261 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:41,884 Ophelia! 1262 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:01,862 Gomez: Oh, yeah! 1263 01:19:01,946 --> 01:19:03,155 That's it! You got him! 1264 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,537 Cyrus: No! 1265 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,124 Gomez: Get him, fester! 1266 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,626 Ink him! Ink him, baby! 1267 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,762 Everybody, run! 1268 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,665 Madison, would you do me the honor... 1269 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:05,926 Yes, I'll marry you. 1270 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:11,098 Uncle fester. 1271 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:13,642 He's dying. 1272 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,061 And it's all my fault. 1273 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:18,063 Oh, Wednesday. 1274 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,074 Mother, when you said this necklace 1275 01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:31,035 was a part of every Addams, 1276 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,703 what did you mean? 1277 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:36,707 It contains a drop of blood from every Addams born into the family. 1278 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:39,835 Your father, pugsley, you... 1279 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,463 And uncle fester. 1280 01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:45,507 Your little Addams DNA cocktail here 1281 01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:46,925 mightjust save the day. 1282 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:48,427 Lurch! 1283 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:15,662 Bottoms up, uncle fester. 1284 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:29,510 Whoa! 1285 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,415 Did I win? 1286 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:00,958 Yes. 1287 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:04,837 Yes, you did, uncle fester. 1288 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,505 Oh, and, pugsley, 1289 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,799 it looks like Ophelia is feeling better too. 1290 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:20,769 Mother, father, I'm sorry. 1291 01:22:21,145 --> 01:22:23,272 I didn't want to be an Addams. 1292 01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:26,358 I struggled with feeling different. 1293 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,736 But now, I realize that being different 1294 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:32,865 is the most Addams-y thing there is. 1295 01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:35,534 "Different" is what the extra "d" 1296 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,578 in "Addams" stands for. 1297 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:40,622 I always thought it stood for "dismemberment." 1298 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,041 Can you forgive me? 1299 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:45,210 Wednesday, 1300 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:49,256 you are and always will be our little ghoul. 1301 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,133 We love you. 1302 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:52,384 Thank you, mother. 1303 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,844 The feeling is mutual. 1304 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,472 And, father... 1305 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,932 Yes, my little raven? 1306 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:01,059 I have something for you. 1307 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:13,780 Come on, Addams family. Let's go home. 1308 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:25,918 Gruesome. 1309 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,629 Mmm! And fragrant. 1310 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,259 Yeah! Awesome! 1311 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:35,427 Now, look, look, look. 1312 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:38,013 All I did was invite a few people over 1313 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:40,015 and things got a little bit out of hand. 1314 01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:42,893 Yes, there were a few injuries, but the EMT is here. 1315 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:45,229 They're having a wonderful time. 1316 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,731 What a lovely homecoming present. 1317 01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:50,234 Oh. 1318 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,195 Welcome home! 1319 01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:02,704 I thought you'd never get here. 1320 01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:07,376 Oh, my goodness! 1321 01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:12,381 Let's light it up, hairball! 1322 01:24:14,591 --> 01:24:15,717 You know I never left 1323 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,177 that's how I brought it back 1324 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:19,346 but what I wanna know is where the party at 1325 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:21,241 I came a long way to get these people out they seat 1326 01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:23,058 now I need y'all to clap your hands 1327 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:24,476 to the beat and have a good time 1328 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,270 don't be acting like that 1329 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:27,604 we got it crackin' in the back 1330 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:28,855 oh, yeah, it's lit 1331 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,607 my brand-new outfit 1332 01:24:30,691 --> 01:24:32,317 the one to get the party started 1333 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:34,611 plugged and wet gloves and mitt, club is lit 1334 01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:36,280 kind of the one one of a kind 1335 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:37,489 it's cousin it 1336 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,074 he's the host with the most 1337 01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:41,702 I wanna give a toast to the wild, wild west coast 1338 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:42,929 now if you're feeling like a villain 1339 01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:44,580 say, "yeah, yeah" 1340 01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:46,474 snoop dogg is in the house and he's a playa, playa 1341 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:47,559 and all the ladies in the house 1342 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,917 say, "oh, yeah" 1343 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,836 we 're family for sure in case you didn't know 1344 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:51,962 it ain't nothin' going on 1345 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,381 grandma: We love you, it! 1346 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:57,134 I still don't understand a word that guy says. 1347 01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,597 Yeah! 1348 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,392 Didn't I tell you this trip would bring the family closer together? 1349 01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:08,353 You're a wonderful father, darling. 1350 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:10,772 There's one thing that's still troubling me. 1351 01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:12,941 Cyrus lied about being my father, 1352 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:16,153 but when I tested your hair at the Grand Canyon, 1353 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,865 it said conclusively that you were not my father either. 1354 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,868 Ah, that explains it. 1355 01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:24,369 I suffered a little accident 1356 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,622 with a napalm experiment a few years back 1357 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:29,207 and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair. 1358 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:34,129 Had it replaced with real sasquatch fur. 1359 01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:35,922 I assure you, Wednesday, 1360 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,466 I am your father. 1361 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,676 Now and always. 1362 01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:43,847 Iaheady hugged you once, father. 1363 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:46,266 That's quite enough affection for a lifetime. 1364 01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:50,729 Well, Addams, 1365 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:53,482 time to start planning the next family vacation. 1366 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:57,152 Maybe a trip around the world? 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