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Dude, I got them.
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Tickets to a free
screening of "Love Bot 2".
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Aw, sweet!
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The first one was so lame.
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I AM A ROBOT, I CAN NOT LOVE.
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Come on, call Margaret and Eileen,
we can all go make fun of it.
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Actually, I only got two tickets.
I'm gonna ask Margaret to go.
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Aw, what?
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But we do everything together.
10
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Exactly, Margaret and I will never be more
than just friends with you guys tagging along.
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It's time to take
this to the next level.
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Alright, man. Do your thing.
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Okay, you gotta do it.
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You just gotta do it.
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You got this.
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Yes, dude, yes!
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Dude?
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Mordecai?
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Mordecai?
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I know it must hurt, man,
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but you've been listening to that song
on repeat for, like, five days now.
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Hello?
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Hey, buddy.
24
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So I was thinking...
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Come on, man.
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Dude, come on.
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What?
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I'm sick of seeing you like this, man.
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All sad and junk. You
smell like something died.
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Something did die.
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Inside of me. My heart.
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Forget that, you don't need a heart.
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You don't get it, man.
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The love of my life is getting
married to some other dude.
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Do you know how that feels?
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She's engaged. So what?
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It's not like you guys are even dating.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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But listen, I have the perfect
solution to your problem.
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What?
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"Couple Corral?
42
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Where findin' pardners
is a fine howdy-do?"
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Dude, I'm not gonna
start internet dating.
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I just wanna be alone right now.
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Besides, that site is for,
like, cowboys or something.
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Well, I guess you're a cowboy,
then, 'cause I signed you up!
47
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- What?
- Nah, it's cool, man, it's legit.
48
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Look, check out your profile.
49
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"Mordecool?
50
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Likes video games, goofin'
off and grilled cheese?"
51
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Dude, you make me sound like a dork!
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Hey, all that stuff's true,
man. Don't put that on me.
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Whatever, man.
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I'm not having anything to do with this.
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Come on! Look, ten
girls already responded.
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Eleven!
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Nah, I'll get out of my
room and take a shower,
58
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but dates with random strangers?
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Come on, man, it might
make you feel better.
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Look, if you can't do it for
yourself, then do for me, man.
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You're bummin' me out.
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Twelve.
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Okay, so I just have to say,
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I usually don't do this sort of thing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. I never eat out like this.
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You know what they say
about fancy restaurants.
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Ummm...yeah.
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Oh? So you agree that women are
misrepresentative forms of popular media?
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I don't know. I guess.
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Well, which is it?
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You think this is going
well or do you hate me?
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Both?
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Yeah, we both split it.
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I got the salad...Ate
some of your fries...
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Are you...Mordecai?
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Yeah...Cloudy Jay?
78
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That's just my screen name.
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You can just call me CJ.
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Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at work.
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Oh, yeah?
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I wish I could just quit and watch
TV all day or something, you know?
83
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Uh-huh.
84
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So what's it like working at the park?
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It's fine.
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Alright, what's the deal? I
can tell you're not into this.
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What? No!
88
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Dude, just be real with me.
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You're right. My friend
talked me into coming here.
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I've been depressed and just
needed to get out of the house.
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Sorry, I'm sure you're
a cool girl and all,
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but I'm not interested in
dating anyone right now.
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It's cool.
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Really?
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Yeah. We can just try being friends.
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Maybe I can cheer you up.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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You're doing it!
99
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You're gonna beat the high score!
100
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Wow. I've never seen anybody
beat this game before.
101
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Yeah...I'm kinda an old pro at this.
102
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Tied game, tied game!
103
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Cheap shot, cheap shot!
104
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No, no, I don't care what you say.
105
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The original "Zombie Destiny"
movie is way better than the remake.
106
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Quit talking with your
mouth full!, Mordecool.
107
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Wait, what do you mean? My mouth's open?
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I have no idea, is it still open?
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Aw, gross. How old are you?
110
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Yeah, so his head just
exploded...just...blam!
111
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Man! You guys have like
the worst luck or something.
112
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I know. Oh, I almost forgot.
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- I have these tickets to see "Love Bot 2" tomorrow...
- Yes.
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What?
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Yes, I'd love to go
to the movies with you.
116
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Yeah, great.
117
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I didn't want them to go to waste,
118
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so I don't know how
good it'll be, but---
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Are you kidding?
120
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Hold me so I can learn to love. Hold me.
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Classic! I can't wait.
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Alright, so tomorrow night?
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- Cool. See you then.
- Later, CJ.
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Mordecai! Hey!
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Hey, Margaret.
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Where have you been? It feels
like I haven't seen you in forever.
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Oh, I know, around.
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Oh. Well, you better not be getting
your coffee from someplace else.
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No way.
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You guys would go out
of business without me.
131
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- Oh. I should introduce you to my...
- No!
132
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Sorry, I just...
133
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I'm kinda in a hurry.
134
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- Oh. Well, okay.
- Catch you later.
135
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Later.
136
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Dude, come on!
137
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You were doing so well!
138
00:06:08,942 --> 00:06:09,982
Mordecai!
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Is he still crying
about the coffee girl?
140
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If I have to listen to
this song one more time...
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Mordecai! This is your boss! Open up!
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I'm talking a mental health day.
143
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You don't have the right to be sad.
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You never even had the guts
to tell Margaret how you feel.
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Listen. If you leave
things the way they are now,
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you'll regret it for
the rest of your life.
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Telling her might not change anything,
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but at least you'll have closure.
149
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You should just tell
Margaret how you feel.
150
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You're right. Thanks, Skips.
151
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What?
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Whatever! Just turn off that music.
153
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Alright, so, you ready?
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I guess.
155
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Don't worry, man.
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I'll be there ready to call an
ambulance if you pass out or...
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start freaking out or somethin'.
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah, and then he
asked me to the movies.
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It was kind of awkward,
but cute. You know.
161
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Oh, my gosh! There he is!
162
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That's him!
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I'm gonna go say hi real quick.
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- Margaret!
- Hey, guys, good timing.
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Margaret, listen,
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there's something I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.
167
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Sure, but can it wait a sec?
168
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There's someone I want you guys to meet.
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Guys, this is my cousin, John.
170
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Cousin?
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Yeah, he finally got a new leg today.
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Check it out.
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Not bad, right?
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No more kneeing on one
knee for me anymore.
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Cool.
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Isn't it great?
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Margaret screamed so
loud when I told her.
178
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She was all like "Yes, dude, yes!"
179
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Aw, geez. Did I really say that?
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That's great, man, that's really great.
181
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Did you have something to say, Mordecai?
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What?
183
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Do you want to see "Love
Bot 2" with me tonight?
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- I got a pair of tickets.
- Tonight?
185
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Yeah, sure, I'd love too.
186
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Great. So it's a date then.
187
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Hey, what's up, CJ?
188
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- Mordecai, what's going on?
- What?
189
00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,110
Aren't you taking me to that movie?
190
00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:04,310
Wha
-?
191
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Shoot.
192
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Mordecai, what's she talking about?
193
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- Um, wait. Hold on!
- Oh, no.
194
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Wait, we can work this out.
195
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What do you mean, "work this out"?
196
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Wait, Mordecai, are
you dating this girl?
197
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What? No. We're just
friends. Just friends.
198
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Just friends? How can you say that?
199
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Wha
-? But it's true.
200
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I can't believe
this, this--
201
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So typical!
202
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I thought I met a nice guy,
but I shouldn't have known.
203
00:08:31,872 --> 00:08:33,242
Wait, CJ.
204
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Are you just playing some sort of game?
205
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Is this a game to you?
206
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What? No.
207
00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:42,739
How many other girls did
you invite to this movie?
208
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I only had two tickets!
209
00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:01,194
CJ, calm down!
210
00:09:01,204 --> 00:09:02,903
I thought we had an understanding!
211
00:09:02,903 --> 00:09:04,493
An understanding?!
212
00:09:07,782 --> 00:09:09,172
Dude, what are you doing?
213
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You're making it worse.
214
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Say something genuine!
215
00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:19,889
Okay, I messed up!
216
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I forgot I asked you to the same
movie, but I didn't mean it like that.
217
00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,887
I told you when we met I
wasn't interested in dating.
218
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But I thought you were
starting to like me!
219
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I do like you!
220
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You're a really awesome friend!
221
00:09:37,384 --> 00:09:41,303
Look, I know it hurts to have feelings
for someone who doesn't feel the same,
222
00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:42,552
I've been there!
223
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,372
Maybe I can't be the
one to cheer you up,
224
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but for what it's worth, I'm sorry!
225
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,078
Okay, I get it.
226
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,547
But you should've at least
told me there was someone else.
227
00:10:00,547 --> 00:10:02,387
You're right. I should've been honest.
228
00:10:02,497 --> 00:10:04,816
- Can't we still be friends?
- No.
229
00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:07,635
I just...don't think I can
be friends with you right now.
230
00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:09,135
Goodbye, Mordecai.
231
00:10:14,154 --> 00:10:15,963
Margaret, are you okay?
232
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,282
So I guess your a big
heartbreaker now, huh?
233
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:21,422
No, it's just... It's just
a big misunderstanding.
234
00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:23,771
No, it's good. It's
good that your dating.
235
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Look, we weren't really dating.
236
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,440
- Wait, are you jealous?
- What?
237
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,499
You are, aren't you?
238
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,319
Um I--
I don't--
239
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I don't know what you're talking about.
240
00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:36,877
It's okay if your a little jealous.
241
00:10:36,997 --> 00:10:38,877
But wait, aren't we
still gonna the movies?
242
00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:42,766
- Do you wanna go to the movie?
- Nah, I'm over it.
243
00:10:42,836 --> 00:10:43,985
Aw, what?!
244
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,715
But who am I gonna go with?
245
00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:48,494
Love is highy illogical.
246
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Love me. Love me.
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