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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,443 ...and gross sales 2 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,746 At $13 million in the last fiscal year. 3 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:15,452 In advertising and promotional expenditures of 2 million, 4 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:20,165 $845,000 were reported. 5 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,251 These expenditures were primarily... 6 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:27,884 By primarily, I mean about 96% of these expenditures, 7 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,183 Were for Richter's two main retail brands. 8 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:35,308 These brands made up over 85% 9 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,812 Of the company profits in the last fiscal year, 10 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,816 An increase of some 14% from the previous year. 11 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:48,993 This increase is based on sales of $16,800,000. 12 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,366 Total sales were up only $200,000 13 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,790 In the last fiscal year, 14 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,493 Even with an increase in advertising expenditures 15 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:01,171 of $872,000. 16 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,921 So, while the sales of Wh-Whiz Bam 17 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,174 And Cherry Poppie Balls ar-ar-are up. 18 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:12,633 Uh, sales for their retail brand, Chocorama... 19 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,719 Yeah, Smith. 20 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,180 Gumball. 21 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,935 Would you repeat that? 22 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,687 Gumball. 23 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,285 Ok, let's wrap it up for today, gentlemen. 24 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,607 Thank you. 25 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,361 Gumball! 26 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,566 Aah! 27 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,660 Will you take a look at this for me? 28 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,288 Here we go. 29 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,294 To him who accepts the challenge, 30 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,593 To him who risks all... 31 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,342 Comes the satisfaction of victory 32 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,843 And a sense of physical well-being 33 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,345 in return for... 34 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,301 I want you to get this... 35 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,310 In return for hardship, 36 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,564 exhaustion, discomfort. 37 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:05,768 Ponos. 38 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,479 Thank you very much. 39 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,539 Hi, Sam. 40 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,419 Bannon? 41 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,796 It's on. We're a go. 42 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,752 Look. I... I've been giving this matter 43 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,759 a lot of thought, 44 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,761 and you don't have anything to lose. 45 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:38,469 I mean, to you, this thing is just a stunt. 46 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,350 I've got a position at this university, 47 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,806 I've got a shot at tenure. 48 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,157 All I have to do is stay out of trouble 49 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,181 A couple of more years, 50 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,307 I'll be set for life. 51 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,647 I can't risk that. 52 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,149 It's not a risk. 53 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,447 It's a challenge. 54 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,125 Hey, get out of the way! What's the matter with you? 55 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,993 What are you, deaf, you hippie freak? 56 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:58,117 I can't eat with all this noise going on. 57 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,994 Come on. 58 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,916 Let's take him. 59 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,919 Car 34, come in. 60 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,922 Uh, this is car 34. Over. 61 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,220 We got a telegram for you clowns. 62 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:17,345 Does, uh, "gumball" mean anything to you? 63 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,098 Uh, negative. 10-4. 64 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,689 Let's go. 65 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,950 That's beside the point... 66 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,402 I got that chicken in the oven. 67 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,406 Hi, Oscar. 68 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,971 The kids' clothes are all laid out. 69 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:39,950 Ok, don't worry. 70 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,452 Just have a good time. 71 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,703 I will. Bye, Osc. See ya. 72 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,205 Have a good time. 73 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,002 You be good. Listen to your daddy. 74 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:46,999 You would think 75 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,564 she was planning the D-Day Invasion 76 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,147 instead of a weekend in the country. 77 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:23,633 Attention, please. 78 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,453 All passengers holding tickets... 79 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,658 Excuse me. 80 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,329 On TWA flight number 132 to New York... 81 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,663 Hi. Smoking. 82 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,669 Be careful with the liquor cabinet. 83 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,170 Yes. Yes. Yes. 84 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,924 Andy, you know how often my wife 85 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:39,381 Tried to get me to get rid of this car? 86 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,842 Well, that's German machinery for you. 87 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,303 The car outlasted her. 88 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,766 Sedately, Barney... 89 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,352 As befits our years and station in life. 90 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,233 Of course. 91 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,308 Ladies and gentlemen... 92 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,704 Ace Preston, Mr. "Guts" himself, 93 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,210 Is in the white car revving up. 94 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,712 He'll attempt the death-defying 95 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,795 Russian T-Bone... a nose-dive into oblivion. 96 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,300 And there he goes, 97 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,007 And where he stops, nobody knows! 98 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,512 Ladies and gentlemen... 99 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,311 Ace Preston on the high speed. 100 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,309 Go, Ace. Go! 101 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,892 A T-Bone served by Mr. "Guts." 102 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,150 Whoo! 103 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,156 Hey. What do you say, buddy? 104 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,112 I didn't have time to change. 105 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,789 Aren't you excited about this? 106 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,412 No. I'll be glad when it's over. 107 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,057 Well, I don't expect to live forever. 108 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,795 Don't worry, kid, you won't. 109 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,300 Excuse me. 110 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,011 May I give you a flower? 111 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,892 I'm a stranger in this country. 112 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,064 And I've never seen such a beautiful woman 113 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,767 in all my life. 114 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,443 You see, I would like to know, 115 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,038 maybe you could inform me of a hotel. 116 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,359 Here we are, old buddy. 117 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,860 New York, New York. 118 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,362 The Big Apple! 119 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,364 I feel ready. I'm pumping up. 120 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,820 I've been pumped up. 121 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,028 Yeah. 122 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,288 Ah, Franco. 123 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:31,492 Prego. Come sta? 124 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,332 Fine. Thank you. Good. And you? 125 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,753 How's the bambino? 126 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,754 She's-a full-a gas, she's-a wait for you. 127 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,380 Hey, you make a good Italian. 128 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,134 Lieutenant Roscoe? 129 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,474 Mike Kapowsky, NYPD. 130 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,931 How are you? 131 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,312 The car's outside. I'll take you downtown. 132 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,770 I got a brother-in-law in L.A. 133 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,822 Two martis and a double man. 134 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,673 Gumball. 135 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,718 They're coming in now. 136 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,046 All of them. 137 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,632 I'm going to stay here on the stakeout. 138 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,636 It's 9:05. 139 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,219 I'll check in again at 10:00. 140 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,427 Graves. 141 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,018 In through there, please. 142 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,441 Uh, right through that door, 143 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,943 There's a banquet room. 144 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,649 Thank you. 145 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,697 It was just a misunderstanding. 146 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,265 Oh, that's what you call it? 147 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,542 I call it a lie! 148 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,257 Well, it's after 9:30. 149 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,761 That's the deadline. 150 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,193 Should we close it up, Mr. Banner? 151 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,140 Yeah. Put Fred on the door. 152 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,221 I want that room sealed. 153 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,866 Ladies... 154 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,747 Gentlemen... 155 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,419 You have been selected 156 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,419 because you have the necessary skills. 157 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,920 You are here 158 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,422 because you have the determination to succeed. 159 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,050 Now, it won't be as easy as last year. 160 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,428 There are some who will use any means to try and stop us. 161 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,387 Some of you won't make it. 162 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,018 For those of you who do, 163 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,520 there'll be no glory, 164 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,021 no headlines... 165 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,572 but just a few magic hours, 166 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,900 flat out against the red line, 167 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,155 with no catalytic converter, 168 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,159 and no 55-mile-an-hour speed limit. 169 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,832 Ladies and gentlemen... 170 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,328 The Gumball Rally has begun! 171 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,458 Yay! Yeah! Yeah! 172 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,085 Whoo! Bravo! 173 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:32,510 Now, for those of you who've never done this before, 174 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,589 I think I'd better go over the rules. 175 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,846 Uh, the first thing to remember 176 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,973 is that there are no rules. 177 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,068 The first vehicle to reach the parking lot 178 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,316 At the Queen Mary in Long Beach 179 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,813 is the winner... 180 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,394 the unofficial winner... 181 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,855 'cause this is an unofficial race, 182 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,283 And so it follows that none of us are really in this race. 183 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,111 We don't want any, uh, civilian involvement. 184 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,115 No accidents... 185 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,116 Please? 186 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,039 Remember it's 2,900 miles. 187 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,326 That.. 188 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:10,462 34 hours and 11 minutes... is the record... 189 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,715 Set last year by our dear friend Mr. Bannon. 190 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,014 Now, I know we all ought to get some rest tonight. 191 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,936 Uh, but... may I? 192 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,640 I'd like to propose a toast. 193 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:30,478 To internal combustion... 194 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,188 And wind in the face. 195 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,451 You know, I think Roscoe's 196 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,957 Got a grudge against you, Smitty, 197 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,960 from last year. 198 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,963 Why do I always get blamed for everything anyway? 199 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,965 Because you're a schemer. 200 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,467 It's going to be a lot different 201 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,888 from last year anyway. 202 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,466 Yeah, I noticed. 203 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,972 You brought a real ringer with you this time. 204 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,177 A what? 205 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,017 You know. Your friend... Franco. 206 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,532 What do you mean? What's he ever won? 207 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,978 Le Mans, Grand Prix de Monaco? 208 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,480 What does that mean? 209 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,480 He's coming along 210 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,483 'cause he's a real nice guy. 211 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,485 Don't you think it's a bit like 212 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,042 trying to kill a butterfly with a hammer? 213 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,066 Oh, stop, will you? 214 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,986 You make me feel ashamed of myself. 215 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,492 Aw, Smitty, don't worry. 216 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,494 Sam and I will do our best. 217 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,378 Yeah, but isn't it funny, though, you know? 218 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,161 Sometimes in life when your best just isn't... 219 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,998 quite good enough, you know? 220 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,004 You're still bitter, huh? 221 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,505 No. No, I'm not. 222 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,006 Oh, yes, you are. 223 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,009 No. I'm... I'm going to win, 224 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,465 that's all. 225 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,549 Don't get overconfident. 226 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,970 Um... 227 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,179 Let's, uh... 228 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,813 Flip to see who takes care of Roscoe, hmm? 229 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,984 Oh, yeah. Right. 230 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:54,936 Tails. 231 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:55,940 Oop. Wrong. 232 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,397 Oh, no. Why do I always get him? 233 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,449 I'll take care of him the morning of the race. 234 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:16,007 Mr. McAllister, Mr. Donohue! 235 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,044 Mr. McAllister. 236 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,755 Mr. McAllister, Mr. Donohue! 237 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,009 Here you are, sirs. 238 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,719 Barney, I'm hungry. 239 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,929 Oh! I'm sorry. 240 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,097 Bull's-eye! 241 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,223 Hit the trunk, old buddy. 242 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,358 Aha! Lookie here. 243 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,358 Extra uniforms... 244 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,665 All of them for along the way. 245 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,407 Look at this. Police decals. 246 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,699 All you gotta do 247 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,044 is just stick them on the doors. 248 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,537 Hey, give me a hand with the lights. 249 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,962 Give it a try. 250 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,463 Oh. 251 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,340 Can you imagine? 252 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,761 Do you believe that? 253 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,010 Hey, guys, listen to this. 254 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,515 Look, I been figuring. 255 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,472 With 200 gallons of gas back here, 256 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,229 We don't have to make one damn stop. Not one. 257 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,481 Ever seen anything like this before? 258 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,687 Wait'll you hear it run, man. 259 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,081 I got that computer information on the route... 260 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,081 weather and traffic and the road conditions. 261 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,923 What's the matter, Jose? 262 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,929 Nothing, Mr. Bannon. I'm ok. 263 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,932 Hey, don't let all this stuff get you down. 264 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,434 Hey, I'm fine. What do I care? 265 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,392 If I wanted to go, I could go. 266 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,897 It's a free country, right? 267 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,819 This whole race is unofficial, 268 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,443 So I'm as unofficial as you are, 269 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,117 So if I wanted to go, I'd go. 270 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,819 If I had a car. 271 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,449 It's my girlfriend, you see. 272 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,456 She tells me yesterday, 273 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,503 No more dates on the subway. 274 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,046 I tell you something. 275 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,545 In this country, you ain't nothing... 276 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,968 If... if you got no wheels. 277 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,465 Oh, I don't know. 278 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,513 You been on the roads, lately? 279 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,058 I think the age of the motorcar is over. 280 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,431 Hey, Mr. Bannon, 281 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,137 Is it ok if I take a few hours off? 282 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,642 Sure, th... 283 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,437 Ok, kill it. 284 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,642 Kill it! 285 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,647 Why don't you hurry up? 286 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,575 I gonna have to redo everything you've done. 287 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,031 Gee, Mike, what did you think this was, 288 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,912 A vintage car event? 289 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,413 Well, Smitty, 290 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,416 Some things get meaner as they get older. 291 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,498 Well, it's real cute. 292 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,960 Very fast. Very uncomfortable. 293 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,965 That's good, though. That's macho. 294 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,671 That's good for you. 295 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,511 That old Smitty. 296 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,517 We've been competing in everything... 297 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,018 Sports, school, girls. 298 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,348 20 years of competition 299 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,184 can sometimes get out of hand. 300 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,518 Why didn't he buy 301 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,944 the rest of the Ferrari team 302 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,145 while he was at it? 303 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,530 I'm not so sure he didn't. 304 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,483 Where's that Italian flash, anyway? 305 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,410 Franco? Hasn't showed up all day. 306 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,450 He's probably resting up. 307 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,372 Yeah. Getting his plugs cleaned. 308 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,015 Vrroom. Vrroom, vrroom, vrroom. 309 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,273 I must go now... 310 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,980 My darling. 311 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,986 Will you write? 312 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,362 If I can. 313 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,566 I mean... 314 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,450 I never met anyone who was going to Borneo. 315 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,952 It is not a pleasure trip. 316 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,784 Be careful, Franco. 317 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,461 I cannot do the work I must 318 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,209 and also be careful. 319 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,458 Then be lucky. 320 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,465 That's better. 321 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,815 ♪ Placida e l'onda ♪ 322 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,938 ♪ prospero ♪ 323 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,611 ♪ e il vento ♪ 324 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:52,488 ♪ venete all'agile ♪ 325 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:57,493 ♪ berchetta mia ♪ 326 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:02,828 ♪ santa lucia ♪ 327 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,881 ♪ santa ♪ 328 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:11,257 ♪ lucia ♪ 329 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,464 This is Red Fox to Barracuda. 330 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,425 Red Fox to Barracuda. 331 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,385 Now, I figure 332 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,436 they're gonna leave late tonight 333 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,230 or early tomorrow morning. 334 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,900 As soon as I see them go, I'll let you know, 335 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,226 then I want roadblocks 336 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,688 on every bridge and tunnel going west. 337 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,895 Do you copy? 338 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,908 Now, as the contract reads, 339 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,415 No driving after 6 P.M., 340 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,498 not to exceed 55 miles per hour. 341 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,126 You're bonded? 342 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,631 Of course. 343 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,840 Mr. Blakely is a connoisseur of fine automobiles. 344 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,765 But for California driving, 345 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,094 he's especially fond of this one. 346 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,430 Min ga! 347 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,481 You may go. 348 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,150 Sure. 349 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,538 Gently. 350 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,739 Gently! 351 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,588 Drive carefully. 352 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,648 Jesus, it's a hit. 353 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,401 We still haven't got food. 354 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,828 What are we going to eat? 355 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,955 Oh, Franco. Where you been? 356 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,460 Your mother called. 357 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,417 She's been looking for you everywhere. 358 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,299 Now you make-a jokes on my mother, huh? 359 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,801 No, no, no. About your mother. 360 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,473 Not on your mother, Franco. 361 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,472 I wouldn't get on your mother. 362 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,928 Just-a like in Monte Carlo... 363 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,135 Jokes. 364 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,475 You insult-a me. 365 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,977 You insult-a my family. 366 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,934 You insult-a my country, my honor! 367 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,564 My dignity you insult! 368 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,897 I warned you... 369 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,483 but you wouldn't listen! 370 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,697 No more jokes! 371 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,322 You see this-a? 372 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,000 No more jokes! 373 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,416 Ha ha ha ha ha. 374 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,126 Very good, Franco. 375 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,927 You like? 376 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,128 Yeah. 377 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,805 Where is the... the professor! 378 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,509 Hey, professore in the pee-pee. 379 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,185 Ah! 380 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,058 Are you always like this? 381 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,980 Franco is ready. 382 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,478 The race-a can begin. 383 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,319 Here we go, Andy. 384 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,940 Porsche, 2! 385 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,026 Ha ha ah ha! 386 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,611 6 for the Dodge. 387 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:24,945 All right. 388 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,154 Cobra, 4. 389 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,076 Boo! 390 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,077 Whoo hoo! 391 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,282 Cobra! 392 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,376 3, uh, Ferrari. 393 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,957 Jaguar... 394 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,212 10. 395 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,214 Take your number there. 396 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,920 Ah... number 1. 397 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,300 Whoo! 398 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,504 Whoo! 399 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,009 Number 8. 400 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,513 Who's holding 8? 401 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,937 It's Lapchik, the lone eagle. 402 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,605 These are your starting positions. 403 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,273 Jose will start every vehicle. 404 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,442 You got something to do? 405 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,940 Your, uh, your starting times 406 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,442 will be registered here and in long beach, 407 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,400 and your elapsed time will all be verified, 408 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,361 so, uh, that's it. Let's get some rest. 409 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,608 Hmm? 410 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,611 It's done, brother. 411 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,085 Go. 412 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,588 Okay. 413 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:49,840 Get ready. 414 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,317 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 415 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,467 start your engines! 416 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,487 And now, my friend, 417 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:11,321 The first-a rule of Italian driving. 418 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,998 What's-a behind me is not important. 419 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,841 Well, buddy, here's to us 420 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,514 and that we get there first. 421 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:31,794 Why don't you give New York 422 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,442 one of those famous rebel yells of yours 423 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,807 before we hit the street? 424 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,355 You know, just to start my blood. 425 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,351 Whoooo! 426 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,978 Whoo-Whoo-Whoo-Whoo-Whoo! 427 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:00,868 Camaro. 428 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,088 6:00. Off! 429 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,886 Porsche. 6 and 10. 430 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,090 Go! 431 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720 It's going down. 432 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,805 Off! 433 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,454 What the hell is the matter with you guys? 434 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,478 Where are you? 435 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,441 Cobra. 6:00 and 30 seconds. 436 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,901 Go! 437 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,448 Bastards! 438 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,826 They're not going to do it again! 439 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,198 Mercedes. 440 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,751 6 and 40. Off! 441 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,597 You animal! 442 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,453 51st street. 443 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,361 Bravo! Times square! 444 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,465 It's going to be a nice day. 445 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,295 Good morning. 446 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,676 Hey, hey, hey! 447 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,008 Good morning to you! Ha ha ha! 448 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,388 A dio! 449 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,972 Sons of bitches. 450 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,978 Miserable son of a bitch! 451 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,480 Hey, fella, can you loan me a dime? 452 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:13,107 Drop your pants. 453 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,438 Look, I'm a cop on the job. 454 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,943 I'm Robin Hood! 455 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,525 Drop 'em! 456 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:18,734 Okay. 457 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:19,989 Real easy, fella. 458 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,615 Drop 'em. 459 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:22,820 It's okay. It's okay. 460 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,874 Okay. Just stay calm, huh? 461 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,075 Sss! 462 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,874 Honk if you're horny! 463 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,720 Hit it! 464 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,767 Hit it! 465 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,389 Whoo! 466 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:46,937 It's fun, ain't it? 467 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,559 You can't go back. It's one way! 468 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:53,894 What do you want me to do? 469 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,354 Will you calm down? 470 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,360 You should have checked the route. 471 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,362 Wait! You blaming me? 472 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,364 Ah, damn it! 473 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,366 This is one way, too! 474 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,789 I am only going one way. 475 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,389 Wake up, meatheads. 476 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,135 Another great day is starting in New York City, 477 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:10,251 The Big Apple. 478 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,921 Get up. Get ready. The Giants won 7-zip, 479 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,293 Believe it or not. 480 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,921 The age of Aquarius is really on us. 481 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,800 Now, the Eastern Standard Time is five minutes past 6:00. 482 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,269 You want to go fast? 483 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,731 Naw, it's all right. We got plenty of time. 484 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,391 Hey! Watch where you're going! 485 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:28,785 Now we take a left over here, right? 486 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,411 We got to go left. 487 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,492 Look out! You'll ruin the car! 488 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,624 What's the matter with you? 489 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,546 Will you take it easy, for God's sakes! 490 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,419 Joey, slow down a minute! 491 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,758 I'm not lost. 492 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,434 Damn it! Make a left over here! 493 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,981 Hey! Did you know there's a hole back there? 494 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:04,283 No shit. 495 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,235 And a hungry smile. 496 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,241 Can you look hungry for me? 497 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,243 This is uncle Bruce. 498 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,700 Hussy, get hungry, hungry... 499 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,751 $150-a-night hungry for me. 500 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,999 You know the feeling. Good! Good! I like that. 501 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,548 I love that. I love that look. 502 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,965 Fans. Hungry fans. Click. 503 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,166 Thank you. 504 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,644 Thank you. That's the end of the session, 505 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,511 And it's been... it's been all right. 506 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,471 Hey, baby. 507 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,056 How do you like it? 508 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,232 Oh, terrific. You stole it, right? 509 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,810 Come on. I'm in a rush. 510 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,270 Come on, get in. 511 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,230 Let me have it. Here. 512 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,128 So how do you like it, huh? 513 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,450 This is real class... 514 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,157 I mean, real class. 515 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,956 Come on! Turn it on! 516 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:03,041 What, is this the switch? 517 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,250 That's it! 518 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,008 Hey, maybe we should... wait a minute. 519 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,510 Christ, if this thing works... 520 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,489 Some city you got here. 521 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:35,967 I didn't know what size to bring. 522 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,664 I said better too big than too little. 523 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,867 Did you get any of them? 524 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,910 We didn't put it out. 525 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:41,233 We were waiting to hear from you. 526 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,546 They snipped my radio. 527 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,747 How about your car? 528 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,132 The wheels fell off. 529 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,335 Oh, those guys sound mean. 530 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,638 Take me to the airport. 531 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:50,838 Now? 532 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,683 Hey, you got to learn 533 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,430 to roll with the punches, Roscoe. 534 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:57,761 La-la-la-la-la-la-la! 535 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,223 Harold, how you been? 536 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,433 Hey, that's Crazy Harold. 537 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,361 How long do we have to drive anyway? 538 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,659 If we're lucky, about 35 hours. 539 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,071 Where we going, Cuba? 540 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,247 No, Long Beach, California. 541 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,574 Stop. 542 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,578 No, I can't. 543 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,080 No, no. Stop. I mean, you can't. 544 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,165 Pull over to the side. Just stop and let me out. 545 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:23,389 I forgot to tell you something. 546 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,040 I'm in a race. 547 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,044 I don't care what you're in. 548 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,249 I'm getting out. 549 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,561 Pull over to the side, or I'm jumping. 550 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:29,585 No, you ain't... 551 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,113 No, wait a minute. Close that door! 552 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,236 Take it easy now. Just take it easy. 553 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,261 We'll get there. 554 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,065 From the garage to the Jersey Turnpike... 555 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:45,018 6 minutes, 58 seconds. 556 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,945 That's 15 seconds better than last year. 557 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,238 Terrific! 558 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,447 You got the snooper working? 559 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:57,122 Get a weather report on the CB. 560 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,322 You got it! 561 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,092 All you truckers out there, 562 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,356 This is Big Ben in Jolly Green. 563 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,042 We got a little light snow coming in from Pennsylvania. 564 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,464 Roll on 565 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,258 Yellow Camaro 566 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,961 Exact change. 25 cents. 567 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:14,089 Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 568 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,095 Well, we're heading south. 569 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:17,516 We got plenty of open road. 570 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,010 You're a spastic. 571 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,977 I was also all-state in basketball. 572 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,979 That's it. I don't have any more quarters. 573 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,184 So get out of the car. 574 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,393 You got a quarter? 575 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,603 Come on! 576 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,068 Get out of the car. 577 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,489 Aw, shit. 578 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,568 Get that tin can out of the way! 579 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,574 Where do you think it is? 580 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,075 Under the car. 581 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,581 Under the car. 582 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:41,578 If I was a quarter, where would I be? 583 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,160 Where'd it go? 584 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,516 Pull on through. Park in section "D." 585 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:08,401 How about explaining that last move, buddy? 586 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,066 What's a Smokey the Bear? 587 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,443 Highway patrol. 588 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,275 Plain brown wrapper? 589 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,577 Uh... city policeman. 590 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,074 Oh... unmarked car? 591 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,576 Police car. 592 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,908 County mountie? 593 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,584 Uh... county sheriff. 594 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,252 And a local yokel. 595 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:27,875 City policeman. 596 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,922 You're so smart, the next time out, 597 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,083 I'm going to make sure you get a driver's license. 598 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:43,470 Well, happy hunting, Roscoe. 599 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,555 Sorry about the pants. 600 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,607 And you call yourself New York's finest. 601 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,564 Well, I got you all out of New York. 602 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:55,899 See you later, sir Roscoe. 603 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,609 Taxi! 604 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,070 The crusade is straight ahead! 605 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,248 Our crew is going ahead in a plane. 606 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,826 They got spare parts, everything we're going to need. 607 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,787 I've got all these stops here marked and coordinated. 608 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,498 Beautiful! 609 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,460 What the hell are you doing? 610 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:18,512 Ah, she is-a magnificent! 611 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,636 This is a race, man! 612 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,310 Some things are more important than winning. 613 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,817 Maybe the float's stuck. 614 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,982 Maybe it's the humidity. 615 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,034 England is humid. 616 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:42,738 I feel like Moses 617 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,823 at the parting of the Red Sea! 618 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,749 Hey, man. This is no good. 619 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,247 What's the matter, huh? 620 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:51,045 Well, take a look. It's too easy. 621 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,246 Yeah, yeah. 622 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,461 It's too easy until somebody nails us. 623 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,599 This is flying lasagna coming in to the oven. 624 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:11,808 Do you copy? 625 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,939 10-4. The oven is hot. 626 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:15,611 See that gas station? 627 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,485 Let's pull off there. 628 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,986 Let's get-a ready. One man... 629 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,032 Brilliant. 630 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,534 Brilliant! 631 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,241 Thank you. 632 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:18,916 Preston! 633 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,083 What do you want? 634 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:20,922 I got to take a leak. 635 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:21,923 No, thank you. I'm not going to stop 636 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,345 so you can take a piss. 637 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:28,844 There's a bottle in the back. 638 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,429 I can't do that. 639 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,197 I'm not going to stop until we need gas. 640 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:33,473 I can't hold it. 641 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,860 I'm telling you, use the bottle. 642 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:44,113 I tried this once going 60. Didn't work then. 643 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:45,489 Well, if you're coordinated, 644 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,616 Once you start... you won't stop. 645 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,492 Hey! Come on! 646 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,963 I'm getting this all over my hands! 647 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,463 My hands are wet! 648 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,342 You're a dumb son of a bitch sometimes. 649 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,706 Don't know why I even hang around with you or anything. 650 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,473 I wouldn't have done this to you! 651 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,236 Those dirty son of a bitches. 652 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,838 I hope there's tough justice in Illinois. 653 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,022 I want to nail them, sheriff, 654 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,073 and this ought to do it. 655 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:33,281 Then what? 656 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,160 Them I'm going to turn them over to you, 657 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,553 and you can throw away the key. 658 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:37,930 You'll be doing this country a favor. 659 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:38,955 That's what! 660 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,505 Now we can start running. 661 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,428 How's our time? 662 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,724 Right on schedule! 663 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,183 I wonder what old Roscoe is doing now. 664 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:56,389 Developing an ulcer. 665 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,553 Ha ha ha ha! 666 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:37,059 Hey, steady, huh'? 667 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:40,107 She is a-happy. 668 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,108 They're coming! 669 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,094 Goddamn. Was that Roscoe? 670 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,639 I wonder if he set us up. 671 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,058 Oh, terrific. 672 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,609 Oh. 673 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,107 I got them now. 674 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,780 Jeez, I'd love to see the look on their faces. 675 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,608 How fast are you going? 676 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,070 Just-a, a-100. 677 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,075 Well, let's hit it. Avanti! 678 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,327 Thank you, my dear friend. 679 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,786 Jesus! We're going over 100 knots! 680 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,273 Well, come on, step it up, buddy. 681 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,040 Hey, what's the matter? 682 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:47,046 Sir, we can't catch them. 683 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,719 He must be going 180 miles per hour. 684 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,718 We don't even have a fixed-wing airplane that could catch that. 685 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,141 Ha ha ha ha! 686 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,522 Now what? 687 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,145 Take me to the airport. 688 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,542 It's a handsome design. 689 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,968 I wish it ran. 690 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,479 I'm going to tell you something, Harry, 691 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,647 this thing handles like a pig. 692 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,773 Hey, I think it'll get better. 693 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:35,941 Wait till we use up some of the gas. 694 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,763 This thing's a bear to handle. 695 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:41,808 What's up, Harry? 696 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,323 I don't know, but did we break anything? 697 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:44,616 I don't know. Maybe we'd better stop. 698 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,640 Are you kidding, stop? 699 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,533 I guess we're all right. 700 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:54,950 Go on. 701 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,448 Hey, look! 702 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:57,713 What the hell's the matter with him? 703 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,017 I think he's having a nightmare. 704 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,160 You don't see? 705 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,456 Jesus Christ! 706 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:05,002 You can't outrun it, you asshole! 707 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,546 Pull this thing off the road! 708 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:08,214 Whoa! 709 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:31,358 I hope you learn from this experience. 710 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,314 I made this drive once before 711 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,024 in 1946 in a Mercury coupe. 712 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,530 Is that so? 713 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,532 Ah, but it's different now. 714 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,534 Yes, newer roads, older bodies. 715 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,536 Yeah, too much too late. 716 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,414 But if I have to die, Andy, 717 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,541 I want to die trying. 718 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,588 Good. 719 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,005 Would you say that man Lapchik 720 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,588 has a certain joie de vivre? 721 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:57,888 I'd say he's possessed 722 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,887 of a severe case of masochism. 723 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,684 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 724 00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:31,789 I think it was a meteor. 725 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:32,998 That's what it was. 726 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,379 You okay? You okay? 727 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:36,506 Yeah, I think so. 728 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:38,258 Who's that guy? 729 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,345 Yeah! 730 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,307 Whoa! 731 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:50,687 Keep your eye on the road. 732 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,484 Just getting my rhythm up. 733 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:53,857 Keep up the speed, will ya? 734 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,438 Well, I am keeping up the speed. 735 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,818 It's just so boring out here, 736 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,525 my mind's starting to drift. 737 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,781 This is America, Gibson, and America's not boring. 738 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,385 Yeah? Well, motel signs, cafe signs, 739 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:05,244 one-Way signs, do not enter signs, 740 00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,466 and every other kind of sign, 741 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,242 it all looks the same to me. 742 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,203 Back there, we saw a reptile farm. 743 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,680 That's more right down my alley. 744 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,877 Get my hands on a boa contractor. 745 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,378 The word is constrictor! 746 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,881 And don't slow down. Move it! 747 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,133 Why did I pick him for a mechanic? 748 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:21,635 'Cause I'm the best, that's why. 749 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,596 What in the name of farm corn 750 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,143 did he come from? 751 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,981 I told you to keep your eyes on the road! 752 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,980 How I'm supposed to keep my eyes on the road, 753 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:33,980 have a good time, 754 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,607 think about my girlfriend, 755 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:36,971 and do all this, huh? Tell me! 756 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:39,899 You're a product of too much inbreeding. 757 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,405 Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! 758 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,157 We did it! 759 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:45,579 It's those damn fake cops. 760 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,032 Ha ha ha ha! 761 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,241 Will you move it now! 762 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,919 Damn it if you can't take a joke. 763 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,211 I want to go home. 764 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,380 You say you want to be a movie star, 765 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,629 that you want to be somebody. 766 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,176 I mean, you take acting classes, 767 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:00,378 you take dance classes, 768 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:01,586 you work hard. 769 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:02,754 Where the hell you think 770 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:03,857 you're going to be discovered... 771 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,760 standing on a corner in queens? Huh? 772 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:09,928 Baby, listen. 773 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,356 Now... 774 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,274 in Hollywood. 775 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:17,232 Do you really think so? 776 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,359 Baby, I... I, I really like you. 777 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,278 You should try to be nice to me. 778 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,783 You know, you should try to... 779 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:28,955 to understand. 780 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:29,952 Oh. 781 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:31,157 Huh? 782 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,375 I do. 783 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,798 What are you doing? 784 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,002 What are you doing? 785 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:44,801 Aah! 786 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,975 Just take the wheel! 787 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,611 You're crazy! 788 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:00,358 Aah! 789 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444 Hey, you guys! 790 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:08,905 Jesus Christ! 791 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,036 Whitey, you okay, boy? 792 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,412 Talk to me! 793 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:17,751 Hello out there. 794 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,333 I'm a-coming in from the cactus patch. 795 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,339 Rolling on to Derby City. 796 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,637 Got smokeys all over 40 giving out green stamps 797 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,306 as you ride the Cloverleaf into the Buckeye. 798 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,974 Just put the hammer down 799 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:30,575 and watch out for two little beavers 800 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,762 in a black speed boat coming your way, 801 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,062 and they are moving. 802 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:36,561 Do you copy? 803 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:37,766 It's that damn Smith. 804 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,319 He's the one thinks up all this mess. 805 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:42,442 He's a damned overaged juvenile delinquent, 806 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:43,646 and I want him. 807 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,067 I want to suspend his license in perpetuity. 808 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:47,322 Who's Smith? 809 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,028 The thorn in my side, captain. 810 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,533 The cloud over my head. 811 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,541 Baker spotted them about 5 miles back. 812 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:04,047 They should be here soon. They're flying. 813 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,143 He must be doing over 160. 814 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,191 I've never saw anything so damn fast. 815 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:20,688 I got them! 816 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,190 Get everybody in position. 817 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,248 See that truck up here? 818 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,917 Pull in behind it, 819 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,460 and blow the horn. 820 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,011 You're fantastic! 821 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:59,519 I thought you'd like that. 822 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,817 Bravo! Bravo! 823 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,613 Maybe they stopped. 824 00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,565 Send a car up the road. 825 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,700 What's up? 826 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,582 Any speeders pass you back there? 827 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,629 Nobody passed me within 15 miles. 828 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:05,830 Okay, get out of here! 829 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:06,669 What happened, 830 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:08,376 somebody rob a bank or something? 831 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:09,664 None of your damn business! 832 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:10,919 Just move it out! 833 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,396 There's no sign of them anywhere. 834 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:29,944 Well, they couldn't just have vanished into thin air. 835 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:36,408 I'll be a son of a bitch. 836 00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:40,825 Where are you going? 837 00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:26,541 Follow me! 838 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,629 Open it up. 839 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,090 Open it! 840 00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:46,140 Are you happy? 841 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,605 Get it out of here. 842 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:08,170 It's so easy on these Interstates! 843 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:10,543 Can you imagine making this trip 844 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,216 at 55 miles an hour? 845 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,044 55 miles an hour is unsafe. 846 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,344 It's boring. 847 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:18,513 That's why it's unsafe. 848 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,682 It's fast enough to kill you, 849 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,009 but it's slow enough 850 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:23,685 to make you think you're safe. 851 00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,888 What time have you got? 852 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,689 6:00. 853 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:33,237 Great! 12 hours! 854 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,360 1/3 of the trip! 855 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,629 I think it's terminal. 856 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:07,392 This is Casey Kasem on America's Top 40... 857 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,602 ...in Colorado Springs, 858 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,155 you're listening to Casey Kasem's America's Top 40 859 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:17,607 on KYFM, 860 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:21,661 where the temperature is now 34 degrees and dropping. 861 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,158 ♪ America's Top 40 ♪ 862 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:38,853 Hey, hey, fella? What's the matter? 863 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:40,595 You cold or something? 864 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:45,975 Hey, hey. 865 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,473 Take it easy, okay? 866 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,476 Everything's going to be okay. 867 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,977 Stay calm, okay? 868 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:51,977 Stay calm. 869 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,182 Okay? 870 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:02,985 Okay, Dr. Pepper. 871 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,571 Come on, cha-cha. Let's go. 872 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:07,656 Okay, let's make it. Hey, man! 873 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,871 Attaboy. Attaboy. 874 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,877 There's those damn fake cops. 875 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,378 They see us? 876 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,506 Let's not wait around to find out. 877 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,798 Yes! Oklahoma! 878 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:27,806 Land of the red man. Land of the cowboy. 879 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,183 Land of the cow and the dog. 880 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:34,854 Singing away. She's singing, buddy. 881 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,184 I don't believe it! 882 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,189 What? 883 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,486 It's those guys. 884 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,779 I think they're going to pull the same stunt! 885 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,576 They must think you're pretty stupid. 886 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,619 Yeah... ha ha ha ha. 887 00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:51,742 Look at that car move! 888 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,202 Put it on 140! 889 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,708 If he catches us, I'll eat my Airedale. 890 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:11,220 Hey, that's a real sheriff, man. 891 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,771 That is a real... 892 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:13,971 Sheriff. 893 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:17,393 I'll get you, you mother. 894 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,243 Whoo! Ha ha ha! 895 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,744 He lost his engine! 896 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,075 Whoo! 897 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,211 Go get 'em, fellas! 898 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:45,716 Get 'em! Go get 'em! 899 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:46,921 They went that-a-way! 900 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,763 Catch up to 'em! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 901 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:59,811 I thought you said you could drive. 902 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,245 What the hell you talking about? 903 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:03,112 Man, there was oil back there on the road! 904 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,129 Fill it up, please. 905 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,805 Shut it off! Shut it off! 906 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:35,469 Hello. 907 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:36,350 Hello. 908 00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:37,852 Where are you going? 909 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:38,852 Los Angeles. 910 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,354 Driving all night-a? 911 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:41,355 Yes. 912 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,356 Alone? 913 00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:43,312 Yes. 914 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,863 You like me? 915 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,189 Yes. 916 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:48,241 Excuse-a one moment. 917 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,615 Uh, don't go away. 918 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,373 I... I have a small problem. 919 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:56,370 Huh? 920 00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:57,872 A small problem. 921 00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,345 Oh, yeah, I'm sure you do. Forget it. 922 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,586 She's-a very sweet. 923 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:03,666 She's-a got breasts like a ripe melon. 924 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:04,874 Come on. Come on! 925 00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,668 She's beautiful. She wants-a me now. 926 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:07,877 I cannot deny her. 927 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:08,715 That's impossible. 928 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,172 She's so sweet! 929 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,223 We can make up the time! 930 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:13,846 It's impossible. Forget it. 931 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,973 Get in the car, will you? 932 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:19,977 No! No! 933 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:22,401 I don't get into the car! No! 934 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,321 Okay. 935 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,492 I'll see you later. 936 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,448 Arrivederci, my friend! 937 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,084 Ugh! I hate beer! 938 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,461 Yeah, you hate everything. 939 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:47,417 I'm getting real bored lately. 940 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:50,004 What you're getting is real boring lately. 941 00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:53,674 Did you see that? 942 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,384 One of them foreign jobs. 943 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:56,969 Yeah, and it had two girls in it. 944 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,177 Go! Go! 945 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,443 We got a terrific stretch of road 946 01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:06,987 the next 25 miles. 947 01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:09,974 Don't do anything weird, Joe. 948 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,445 Last time they locked us up. 949 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,744 Don't worry about it! These dollies are ready! 950 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:14,740 Waa-ah! 951 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,322 Ohh! Waa! 952 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,088 They're kind of cute. 953 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,665 Huh? 954 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,170 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 955 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,551 Yeah. Maybe I'll just tease them a little bit 956 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:35,757 and have some fun. 957 01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:47,569 Howdy, ma'am! 958 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,771 Howdy, mister. 959 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,655 Hey, where do you wind this thing up? 960 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:56,570 Hey, you old enough to drink? 961 01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:59,577 I'm old enough to do a lot of things, mister. 962 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,221 Didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you? 963 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,706 Hey, slow that thing down! 964 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:06,789 What do you want to do... play doctor? 965 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,840 Ohh! I'm in love! 966 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,587 Sweetheart... 967 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,090 if you catch me... 968 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:15,263 you can have me. 969 01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:17,591 Are you kidding? 970 01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,595 Go! 971 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,596 Go! 972 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,099 This is a dream come true! 973 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:23,772 Get on it! Go! 974 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:25,269 That was really dumb. 975 01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:28,522 Oh, they'll never catch up with us. 976 01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:30,274 Drive, Earl! Drive! 977 01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:01,847 Well, goddamn. 978 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:04,271 Franco, you're missing all the fun. 979 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,016 Vroom, vroom. 980 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,609 Mmm. 981 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:56,527 Goddamn! 982 01:02:58,233 --> 01:02:59,405 Where's Franco? 983 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,907 We must have lost him somewhere. 984 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,410 It's a difficult thing to think about 985 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,036 at 2:00 in the morning. 986 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,585 Well, I guess I can ease up now. 987 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,462 Feeling better? 988 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,092 Oh, my god. 989 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,651 Oh! 990 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,867 Well? 991 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,882 Andy, I need an inspiration. 992 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,631 Yes, it's that time of the morning. 993 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,304 Something to make the blood hot. 994 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:04,508 What would you say to a bit of Henry V? 995 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,093 Oh, you're a mind reader. 996 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,301 Ha ha! 997 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:16,603 "Once more into the breach, dear friends, 998 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,404 once more." 999 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,696 "O, follow your spirit. 1000 01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:28,077 "And on this charge cry, 1001 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:29,578 "God for Harry, 1002 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:33,378 England, and Saint George!" 1003 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:41,462 Ice! 1004 01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:44,764 I hope Lapchik the mad Hungarian sees that. 1005 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:08,071 He came off right here! 1006 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,077 He's got to be down there. 1007 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,830 Man, he's got to be down there. 1008 01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:17,004 Hey! Hey, fella, are you all right? 1009 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,026 They're going to be leaving Nevada on Interstate 15. 1010 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,198 That's the way they're going to be coming, 1011 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,447 and they'll be coming through this junction. 1012 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,278 You haven't had too much luck before. 1013 01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:49,783 Yeah, but they were forewarned. 1014 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:51,080 They've got CB radios. 1015 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,874 They could listen to everything we say. 1016 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,343 I mean, there was no way around it. 1017 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:55,960 I can't understand how they did it, 1018 01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:57,161 but they did it. 1019 01:05:57,328 --> 01:05:58,728 This time, it's going to be planned. 1020 01:05:58,830 --> 01:05:59,830 Clearly planned. 1021 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,073 Boy, you really want them bad. 1022 01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,842 This is Roscoe's last stand! 1023 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:07,006 Don't let go of the accelerator. 1024 01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:13,562 For you, you lovely American animal. 1025 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:15,729 Remember Franco. 1026 01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:20,018 The quickest man I know. 1027 01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:23,567 Bye! 1028 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:24,772 Bye! 1029 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,073 Bella! Bella! 1030 01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:28,117 What the hell? 1031 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,241 She can-a drive, huh? 1032 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:33,198 Yeah. Bannon and Graves got by last night. 1033 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:36,125 Let them have their brief moment of glory. 1034 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,579 We'll be in Nevada pretty soon. 1035 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,208 Nevada! 1036 01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:42,165 Las Vegas! Civilization. 1037 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,091 The dancing girls 1038 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,886 with the bouncing boom-booms. 1039 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,214 Oh, shut up, will you, with that? 1040 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,984 Hey, what's that car? 1041 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,561 That's a Rolls-Royce, you asshole. 1042 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,146 Hey. Ain't she sweet? 1043 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:06,322 She looks lonely. 1044 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:08,987 Wahoo! Yeah! 1045 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,569 I love it! 1046 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,823 Hey. Come on, Angie, come on. 1047 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,031 Let's go. 1048 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:17,537 Let's get 'em! 1049 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,633 Come on. Cut that cleaning crap. 1050 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,881 I'm going to get a Coke. 1051 01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:29,646 Get your ass in the car. Come on, Angie. 1052 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:41,103 Look at it! Look at it! 1053 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,559 Ya-ha ha! 1054 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,861 Let's go, baby! 1055 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,062 Come on, baby! 1056 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,408 Angie! 1057 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:01,669 Come on! 1058 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,924 Come on, baby. 1059 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,852 I ain't going to hurt you. 1060 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,269 One little kiss, hey? 1061 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:22,349 I just want to salute your bicentennial flag. 1062 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:25,185 One little kiss for me. 1063 01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:29,277 Oh, I can reach out and grab them. 1064 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,777 Ehhh! 1065 01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:32,108 Come on, baby. 1066 01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,911 It's going to be you and me and all my friends! 1067 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,579 Boo! 1068 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,669 Hey, send her out. 1069 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,212 Yeah. Come on, brother, 1070 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:47,336 cut your initials in that truck. 1071 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,540 Ha ha ha! 1072 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,426 Come on out. We won't hurt you. 1073 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:51,799 Come on! 1074 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,721 Come on! 1075 01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,514 I'll get you, faggot! 1076 01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:58,430 Quit stalling. 1077 01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,431 Go. 1078 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,764 Hey! You watch that bike. 1079 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,268 I'm warning you. 1080 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,100 Look what you did! 1081 01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:10,063 You got some nerve 1082 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,898 to go and get some Coca-Cola. 1083 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:14,651 Come on! Let's go! 1084 01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:15,985 Come on! Let's go! 1085 01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:17,821 Those pigs! 1086 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:20,405 Oh, shit. 1087 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,454 They coming after us. 1088 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:25,003 We're going to get you! 1089 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:26,955 You know what's gonna happen now? 1090 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,289 They're gonna rape you, 1091 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,516 and they're gonna kill me. 1092 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,540 Oh, really? 1093 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:31,894 Maybe they'll kill me and rape you. 1094 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,341 Oh, we're going to get you. 1095 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:35,545 Do something! 1096 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:38,592 What do you want me to do? 1097 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,053 Christ, I hate this country. 1098 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,231 Hey, knock it off! 1099 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:46,683 Whoa! 1100 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,072 What the hell do they want? 1101 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,374 Hey, baby, want a ride? 1102 01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:04,575 Whoa! 1103 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,003 Aah! 1104 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:17,426 Oh, shit. 1105 01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:18,927 Hey, ol' buddy. 1106 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:20,304 Huh? Hmm? 1107 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:21,805 Wake up, man. 1108 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,386 Look! Here. 1109 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:24,390 What now? 1110 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,596 Oh, jeez. 1111 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:26,806 Uh... 1112 01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,233 Drop back 6 yards and punt. 1113 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:54,884 You know, you fellas 1114 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:57,379 were doing just about 90. 1115 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,385 Oh. Really? 1116 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,808 Um, okay, okay, okay. 1117 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:03,225 Cut, cut, cut. 1118 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:05,220 Hey, man, was it me? 1119 01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:08,398 The line was supposed to be, 1120 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:09,850 "Let me explain." 1121 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,193 Oh, damn. 1122 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,193 Sure is a funny-looking police car. 1123 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:18,657 Say, uh... 1124 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:20,155 What police department 1125 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,157 are you fellas from anyway? 1126 01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,533 None. 1127 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,206 Impersonating an officer, huh? 1128 01:11:25,406 --> 01:11:26,406 Just turn around there, 1129 01:11:26,574 --> 01:11:27,951 stand easy up against the car. 1130 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:29,456 Wait a minute, now. 1131 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,660 We, uh... 1132 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,585 We're on film right now. 1133 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:35,588 What do you mean, you're on film? 1134 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:37,135 You making a movie? 1135 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:38,632 Yeah, sure. I mean, 1136 01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:41,464 the camera's right up there on that mountaintop. 1137 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:45,643 Well, nobody informed me about that. 1138 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:46,843 It's obvious. 1139 01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,280 I mean, you think we'd be riding around 1140 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,102 in this rinky-dink police car 1141 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,826 with chocolate cookies on the dashboard 1142 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:53,143 if it weren't for a movie? 1143 01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:54,536 Well, I wouldn't know anything about that. 1144 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,860 All I know is the law's still the law. 1145 01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,816 Listen, officer, I mean, absolutely. 1146 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,502 You're right. I mean, we were speeding, 1147 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:02,526 But, uh... 1148 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:07,536 Oh, hey, wait a minute. 1149 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,037 This is perfect. 1150 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,960 You could help us. 1151 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,160 Help you? 1152 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,671 Help you do what? 1153 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,169 Sure. 1154 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,172 The whole mise-en-scene 1155 01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:20,128 That leads into the exposition 1156 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,896 And the denouement... and the intention. 1157 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:22,797 It's perfect! 1158 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,024 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1159 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,140 Let me get this straight. 1160 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,718 Are you trying to tell me 1161 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:30,598 that you want me to be in your movie? 1162 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:31,897 Well, uh... 1163 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,350 I mean, uh... 1164 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,943 That is, if you got five minutes, 1165 01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:38,987 and if you'd like to be in a Hollywood film, sure. 1166 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:40,531 I don't know. 1167 01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:42,991 Heh heh. 1168 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,536 Call Clint and see if they're ready, okay? 1169 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:47,909 And tell them that we have officer, uh... 1170 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:49,286 Williams. 1171 01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:52,619 Officer Williams here, and we'd like to use him. 1172 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:56,422 God, you sure got a good-looking smile. 1173 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,623 Hey, ol' buddy. 1174 01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,425 They want to see his face. 1175 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:02,174 Officer, step down over here by the car for me 1176 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,818 for just a second, would you, please? 1177 01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:04,714 Sure. 1178 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,515 Let's just kind of stand over here. 1179 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,559 Posed... something like that, huh? 1180 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:09,931 All right. 1181 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,059 This is all preliminary stuff 1182 01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:13,560 for the camera folk. 1183 01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:14,764 How's that? 1184 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:15,891 Fine. Just... 1185 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,686 Just turn the chin around a little. 1186 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,192 No, no. Just a... 1187 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,396 Just give me the chin 1188 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,153 a little bit this way. 1189 01:13:23,357 --> 01:13:24,984 I see what you mean. 1190 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,486 Yeah. You got it. 1191 01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:29,743 God, you got a great profile. 1192 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,049 Hey, old buddy, they got it, and they say it's a-okay. 1193 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:32,073 Yeah? 1194 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:32,916 Right, okay. Now, listen. 1195 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:34,460 This is what we're gonna do. 1196 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412 Avila and I are gonna get in the car, 1197 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,461 we're gonna go down the road about 2 miles, okay? 1198 01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,003 Then we're gonna turn around 1199 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:42,009 and come barrel-assin' back through this way. 1200 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:42,835 Then you get... 1201 01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:45,968 I get in my car and chase you. 1202 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,172 You got it. That's it. 1203 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:47,931 Perfect! 1204 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:49,475 Hey, wait a minute. 1205 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:52,019 Don't I got to put on some makeup? 1206 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,846 Makeup? 1207 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,055 Hey, 1208 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,938 does Charlie Bronson wear makeup? 1209 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,735 Charlie who? 1210 01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:03,281 Bronson. 1211 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,481 Oh, yeah. 1212 01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:05,992 That little guy, right. 1213 01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:07,364 All right, old buddy. 1214 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:08,712 Come on, let's go. They're rolling. 1215 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:09,862 Okay. 1216 01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:11,664 Scene 14, 1217 01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:13,161 Take 2... 1218 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:14,413 And mark! 1219 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:21,423 Aw, come on, now, let me see those pearly whites. 1220 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:23,422 Smile. That's it. 1221 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:24,794 Action! 1222 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:48,044 ♪ Oh, goin' Down the road ♪ 1223 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:49,799 ♪ Big ol' Queen Mary ♪ 1224 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:53,765 ♪ Can you smell the Queen Mary's butt? ♪ 1225 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,058 Frrrt. Phew! 1226 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,034 Can't you turn off the heater? 1227 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,032 Either the engine gets hot, 1228 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:15,533 or we get hot! 1229 01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,911 I'm going to have a stroke. 1230 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,315 You're going to have a stroke? 1231 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,835 I should be so lucky. 1232 01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:22,958 Because if you don't stop playing that music... 1233 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,758 I'm going to kill you! 1234 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,255 I swear to god! 1235 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,053 I'm going to kill you! 1236 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,423 I'm going to kill you! 1237 01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:42,807 I liked Joe. 1238 01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:44,608 He was sweet. 1239 01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:51,233 Aren't you going to talk to me anymore? 1240 01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:56,866 You got to admit he was a good mechanic. 1241 01:16:57,113 --> 01:17:00,208 He fixed the car faster than we could. 1242 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,621 Furthermore, 1243 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:03,794 we didn't lose much time. 1244 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:06,497 We made time, as a matter of fact. 1245 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,802 It was love at first sight. 1246 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,299 Are you crazy? 1247 01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:14,801 Love at first sight? 1248 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,007 Out there in the middle of the night 1249 01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,858 in the middle of a field under the stars? 1250 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:23,314 A girl can't always find the perfect spot. 1251 01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:40,490 Why do I always get the big boy? 1252 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,496 Heck. They don't need you. 1253 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:46,750 Yeah. They chew us out for losing the car. 1254 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:18,532 I think Roscoe's gonna give it one more try before L.A. 1255 01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:20,488 I didn't hear anything on the radio. 1256 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:21,993 Maybe he's getting smart. 1257 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,239 Howdy. 1258 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:24,537 Howdy. 1259 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:26,961 Just couldn't help but overhear your conversation. 1260 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:28,455 Oops. Wrong. Thank you. 1261 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,006 I'm gonna get back on the road. 1262 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:33,087 No, no, no, no, no. There's too many police cars 1263 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:34,186 go down the road this morning. 1264 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,757 You see where they went? 1265 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:38,464 Nope, but I could find out. 1266 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:39,924 You got a deal. 1267 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:41,429 Ha ha ha. 1268 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,762 You guys seem to need a rabbit. 1269 01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:48,232 Are you, uh, volunteering? 1270 01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:49,729 Oh, listen, listen, listen. 1271 01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:52,733 I play, but I... I play for pay. 1272 01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,439 You want the road cleared out, 1273 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:58,743 it's going to cost you $500 cash paid in advance. 1274 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,236 $500 paid in advance. 1275 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,445 Ha ha ha. 1276 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:02,951 Could be worth it. 1277 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,907 Yeah, well, uh... 1278 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,583 Suit yourselves, okay? 1279 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:15,176 Oh... 1280 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,420 They don't make babies like this anymore. 1281 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:02,006 Give me six minutes' lead time, okay? 1282 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,931 That's the ugliest car I ever saw. 1283 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:12,107 Looks like a jukebox. 1284 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:21,234 Well, I got them. 1285 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,444 Right behind me... a Ferrari and a Cobra. 1286 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,744 How far back? 1287 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,663 You want to talk about that, 1288 01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:28,741 let's have the money, huh? 1289 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:29,991 That's it. 1290 01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,414 That's it. 1291 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:35,748 Thanks, uh... 1292 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,293 Lieutenant. 1293 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,252 Get out of here. 1294 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,352 Want one of those? 1295 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:49,552 No, thanks. 1296 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:51,472 You know, uh... 1297 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:52,977 I smell something. 1298 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,809 Do you smell something? 1299 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:57,816 Yeah. A weasel in a rabbit suit. 1300 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,363 Ol' Roscoe. 1301 01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:01,315 Maybe we're being too cynical. 1302 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:02,603 We should be more positive, 1303 01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:03,775 more trusting. 1304 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:05,285 Oh, get out of here, will ya? 1305 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,113 Let's go. 1306 01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:12,542 Sam. 1307 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:17,881 We're 27 minutes ahead of last year's schedule, 1308 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:19,709 but Franco's driving again. 1309 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,170 Well, with a little bit of luck 1310 01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:24,296 and some pure Yankee guile... 1311 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:39,194 You two up on the hill with the other car. 1312 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,147 All right. Everybody hear this. 1313 01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:42,698 It's plan "B." 1314 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:43,898 Move out! 1315 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,318 Come on, now! Move out! 1316 01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,778 Number one! Move it! 1317 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,829 Come on, you guys. Put them in gear. 1318 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:51,156 Come on! 1319 01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:53,163 Get 'em out of here. 1320 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:55,290 Get 'em out of here. 1321 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,287 How inadequate. 1322 01:22:34,491 --> 01:22:36,539 Ready. 1323 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:39,917 55 miles an hour, Roscoe. 1324 01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:41,795 No. 1325 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:52,722 Why? 1326 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,475 Wh-Why me? 1327 01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,039 You're an asshole, Roscoe. 1328 01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:58,561 That's why. 1329 01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:06,858 ♪ I got the bad western blues ♪ 1330 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:12,697 ♪ I got the bad western blues ♪ 1331 01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:26,260 ♪ I got the bad western blues ♪ 1332 01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,880 Well, good morning to you, too. 1333 01:23:30,088 --> 01:23:32,932 How can you fall asleep? 1334 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:34,430 It was easy. You said relax, 1335 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:35,887 and the car's comfortable. 1336 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:37,346 Comfortable? It's a $40,000 car. 1337 01:23:37,596 --> 01:23:38,848 Of course it's comfortable. 1338 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:40,979 Well, fine. When we get to Hollywood, 1339 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:42,856 if you like it so much, I'll buy you one. 1340 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:43,811 What's the matter with you? 1341 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,487 Nothing's the matter with me! 1342 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:46,687 You're so goddamn stupid. 1343 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:47,864 You think you're gonna 1344 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,209 walk down the streets of Hollywood, 1345 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:50,502 and you're gonna meet some goddamn producer, 1346 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:51,322 and he's gonna make you a movie star! 1347 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:54,371 You told me that if I went to Hollywood... 1348 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:55,322 I told you lots of things 1349 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:56,931 because you were freaking out on me! 1350 01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:59,789 All I wanted was for you to like me. 1351 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:00,993 Well, I like you! 1352 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,333 You like me?! 1353 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:03,579 Yes, I like you. 1354 01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:04,807 You know, I've been thinking all night, 1355 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,083 and I'll tell you what, 1356 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,417 you ain't right for me. 1357 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:08,728 You're a goddamn hustler! That's what you are! 1358 01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:10,754 You want to know who I am? 1359 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:12,964 I'm the girl 1360 01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:14,359 who's going to punch you right in the nose! 1361 01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:15,777 You don't understand anything about me, do you? 1362 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:16,801 What's that? 1363 01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:17,932 What the hell is that? 1364 01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:21,060 Look at that. What is this? 1365 01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:22,265 Slow down. 1366 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,688 It could only happen to me. 1367 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:24,688 Do you believe this? 1368 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,236 Just slow down! 1369 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,235 How am I going to slow down? 1370 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:30,861 I can't see. 1371 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,067 Look at... 1372 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,903 What the hell was that? 1373 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:37,661 What the hell was that? 1374 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,832 Oh, my god. 1375 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:41,626 Oh, this is cute. 1376 01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:43,124 Oh, my god. 1377 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:46,207 Look what happened. 1378 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:18,580 Hello, smart-a boy. 1379 01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:23,786 You know what we do 1380 01:25:23,994 --> 01:25:25,462 to finks and traitors? 1381 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:27,209 It was a joke, man. 1382 01:25:27,414 --> 01:25:28,791 A joke? 1383 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,421 Sorry. 1384 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:31,843 You're sorry, huh? 1385 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:33,170 After it's too late 1386 01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:34,880 to do anything about it! 1387 01:25:35,088 --> 01:25:36,556 I am going to mark you 1388 01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,100 with the gumball gun. 1389 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:39,426 No! 1390 01:25:44,348 --> 01:25:46,396 Hee hee hee! 1391 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:49,604 Now you are marked for life! 1392 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:07,412 Arrivederci. 1393 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,096 Vitamin C? 1394 01:26:19,132 --> 01:26:20,509 Just for good luck. 1395 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:23,015 You really think we got a chance? 1396 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,221 Ha ha! 1397 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,709 Hey, Roscoe. 1398 01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:55,260 Don't ask me, Clancy. 1399 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,178 But what happened? 1400 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:58,175 Look, I'm tired. 1401 01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,440 All I want to do is go home. 1402 01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:01,011 They beat me. You understand? 1403 01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:02,388 Didn't you nail any of them? 1404 01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:03,593 Just don't ask. 1405 01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:04,894 Jesus, Roscoe! All that... 1406 01:27:05,095 --> 01:27:06,221 Clancy! 1407 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,682 Roscoe. 1408 01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,150 You look terrible. 1409 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,522 Arrrgh! 1410 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,456 It's one of those Los Angeles days, Gene. 1411 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,708 We're hovering over the Civic Center. 1412 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:18,200 We can see traffic backing up. 1413 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,028 We've got a Sigalert working now on the Santa Monica, 1414 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,034 and the Pasadena is jammed as usual. 1415 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,616 Golden State moving, but just barely, 1416 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:27,622 and the Long Beach is a sea of cars. 1417 01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,836 Should continue to be like this for another hour. 1418 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:32,038 We advise using surface streets wherever possible, 1419 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:35,091 and try to stay calm and composed. 1420 01:27:35,292 --> 01:27:38,296 There must be another way. 1421 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:40,255 Oh, my god. 1422 01:27:44,968 --> 01:27:46,094 Oh, christ. 1423 01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:49,940 The engine is too hot. 1424 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:56,355 I guess we're just a little bit too smart for them, buddy. 1425 01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:59,316 Smooth sailing from here to Long Beach. 1426 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,614 Yep, I think I'll have me a cigar. 1427 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:03,161 My wife is pregnant! 1428 01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:04,641 Come on, give me a hand, will ya? 1429 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:06,289 Bug off, jerk! 1430 01:28:07,365 --> 01:28:08,412 No. 1431 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,210 Oh, no. 1432 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:16,917 Avila, no way. 1433 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,548 I don't want to hear it, Avila. 1434 01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,426 "To serve and to protect." 1435 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:22,802 Huh? 1436 01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:26,468 Hey! They're going to stop. 1437 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:27,676 Right here! 1438 01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:28,844 Pull in! 1439 01:28:28,970 --> 01:28:30,597 Pull in, officer! 1440 01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,650 Oh, god. Thank you, officer. 1441 01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:35,648 Help! My wife is pregnant. 1442 01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:37,980 She's going to have a baby. 1443 01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:39,485 Her water just broke. 1444 01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:41,942 I tried to get these guys to help. 1445 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:43,447 They wouldn't help. 1446 01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,654 Come on! Help me! 1447 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:47,614 You assholes! Here! Here! 1448 01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,117 Oh, Jesus, you're sent from heaven. 1449 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,578 I'm going to make it, Clare! 1450 01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,455 Okay, now just relax. 1451 01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:58,424 Just be cool. Be cool. 1452 01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:00,423 We'll take care of everything. 1453 01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:01,879 Please don't bite my hand. 1454 01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:03,384 Hey, you asshole! Yeah, you! 1455 01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,090 Hey! Wait a minute! 1456 01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:07,016 We can use the river. 1457 01:29:07,217 --> 01:29:09,561 There's an access road to the right. 1458 01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:12,355 It runs all the way to Long Beach. 1459 01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:30,949 No, no, no. West. West. 1460 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,199 West? 1461 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:33,242 West. 1462 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:46,927 Look at that! 1463 01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:49,601 Look at that! That's Bannon. 1464 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:53,772 What the hell? Get off of here. 1465 01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:54,972 Get off. 1466 01:29:56,474 --> 01:29:58,067 Where's that next one? 1467 01:29:58,268 --> 01:29:59,611 It's on your left. 1468 01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,281 Okay! 1469 01:30:04,357 --> 01:30:06,359 Look out, you damn fools! 1470 01:30:06,568 --> 01:30:07,785 Get out of the way! 1471 01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:09,280 You're not allowed down there! 1472 01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,487 Up yours! 1473 01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:12,241 You can't go down there! 1474 01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:13,449 Stop! 1475 01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:15,160 Turn right. Hit it! 1476 01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:20,666 I never raced in a river before. 1477 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:28,344 Okay, the lights are set for 32 miles per hour. 1478 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:31,051 Just keep going on Sepulveda. 1479 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:32,598 Okay, hang on. 1480 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,316 Smile. 1481 01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:47,651 What are we going now? 1482 01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:50,328 32 miles an hour. 1483 01:30:50,528 --> 01:30:54,283 Looks like we got some water coming up! 1484 01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:57,370 How deep is it in there? 1485 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:00,046 Here goes. 1486 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,504 Keep the revs high! Don't stall it out. 1487 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:06,507 I can't see anything. 1488 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,436 Come on, come on, take him! 1489 01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:17,105 Take him! 1490 01:31:21,851 --> 01:31:26,152 Watch out for the slick spaces. 1491 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:28,651 That's what I mean! 1492 01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:37,367 Oh! 1493 01:31:37,575 --> 01:31:39,919 Oh! 1494 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:41,747 The noise is terrific! 1495 01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:43,172 Go! Go! 1496 01:31:43,373 --> 01:31:46,001 Okay, okay, okay, let's go. 1497 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:49,634 There's a real big drain coming up. 1498 01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:54,309 Whoo! 1499 01:31:57,721 --> 01:31:59,018 Go right! 1500 01:32:08,398 --> 01:32:09,398 Go! 1501 01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:10,237 Go! 1502 01:32:10,442 --> 01:32:11,442 I got him. 1503 01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:13,737 Come on, you got him! You got him! 1504 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,868 Whoo! 1505 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,752 Where do we turn? 1506 01:32:20,952 --> 01:32:22,920 Turn into it! Into it! 1507 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:27,293 Turn coming up. Turn coming up! 1508 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,922 Where's Franco now? 1509 01:32:37,218 --> 01:32:39,141 Okay, Franco, watch out. 1510 01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:44,435 We're not going to win this turn. 1511 01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:45,939 Hang on, Sam. 1512 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:47,942 All right. Ride him. 1513 01:32:48,188 --> 01:32:49,986 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 1514 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:51,487 Ok, second gear! 1515 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,318 Move! Move! Move! 1516 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:57,030 Ya-hoo! 1517 01:32:58,698 --> 01:33:00,578 I'll tell you what the trouble is with you, ace, 1518 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,060 is you don't have a sense of humor. 1519 01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:03,179 This whole thing is rigged for fun! 1520 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:04,955 Don't talk to me. 1521 01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:06,265 Well, come on, buddy. Cheer up. 1522 01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:07,308 Hey, we're just about there. 1523 01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:08,629 We're just about to smell 1524 01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:10,927 the Queen Mary's butt. 1525 01:33:14,339 --> 01:33:16,057 Whoo! 1526 01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:20,766 Hey, where the hell do you think you're going? 1527 01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,223 Whoo! 1528 01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:25,650 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1529 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:26,850 How's this for style? 1530 01:33:26,976 --> 01:33:28,603 We'll come whippin' in on two wheels! 1531 01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,735 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1532 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:31,939 Gibson! 1533 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:34,451 I seen you do it a hundred times. 1534 01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,949 Think I can get in the show? 1535 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,826 I think you're making a mistake! 1536 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:40,782 No, I got this mother home! 1537 01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:42,367 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1538 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:43,872 What's the matter with you? 1539 01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:46,000 Whoo! 1540 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:47,547 Yee-hah! 1541 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:53,670 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1542 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,221 Damn! I almost had it. 1543 01:33:55,421 --> 01:33:57,640 What do you think I did wrong? 1544 01:33:57,841 --> 01:33:59,138 I think I'm going to be sick. 1545 01:33:59,342 --> 01:34:00,810 It's a wreck or something. 1546 01:34:01,010 --> 01:34:04,139 It always happens when I'm in a hurry. 1547 01:34:05,431 --> 01:34:06,683 Aah! Aah! 1548 01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:09,485 It's a suicide! 1549 01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:12,030 Look at my car, you jerk! 1550 01:34:12,230 --> 01:34:13,857 You dumb jerk! Look at my car. 1551 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,209 Where do you think you're going? 1552 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:16,860 You got a driver's license? 1553 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,321 You people see what he did to my car? 1554 01:34:19,529 --> 01:34:20,929 I don't care. I have no money. 1555 01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:22,133 If you want to put me in jail, 1556 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:24,706 that's okay with me. I could use the sleep. 1557 01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:32,759 I was just about to get the car repainted anyway. 1558 01:34:32,959 --> 01:34:34,302 Oh, this is my girlfriend Angie 1559 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:35,503 from New York. 1560 01:34:38,756 --> 01:34:41,225 Are you sure everything's okay, Mr. Blakely? 1561 01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:43,554 Wouldn't happen to be an actress, 1562 01:34:43,761 --> 01:34:45,058 would you, miss, uh... 1563 01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:47,516 Blanche. Why, yes. How'd you guess? 1564 01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:50,978 Well, you have what we call... 1565 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,029 Presence. 1566 01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:55,652 Well, if it bothers you, 1567 01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:57,655 I can put on my jacket. 1568 01:34:57,859 --> 01:34:59,657 Why don't we go inside? 1569 01:34:59,903 --> 01:35:02,247 I have to do a lot of entertaining. 1570 01:35:02,447 --> 01:35:05,576 I'm in the movie business, and it's part of the game. 1571 01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:06,783 Go, baby! 1572 01:35:06,826 --> 01:35:08,874 Aah! 1573 01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,830 Yee-hah-hah! 1574 01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:14,797 What's the matter with you? 1575 01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:16,344 Ha ha ha ha! 1576 01:35:19,005 --> 01:35:20,382 Am I clear? 1577 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,217 Yes, you're clear. 1578 01:35:22,425 --> 01:35:23,642 Go. 1579 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,223 Cut 'em off. Cut 'em off. 1580 01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:39,735 Just make it to that parking lot. 1581 01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,452 It's only 2 miles. 1582 01:35:41,694 --> 01:35:42,445 No problem. 1583 01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,622 Relax, relax. 1584 01:35:44,822 --> 01:35:47,166 Clear on the right. 1585 01:35:48,910 --> 01:35:51,083 There it is. 1586 01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:03,637 Let's hope emergency plan alpha works. 1587 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,764 Emergency plan alpha? 1588 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:14,309 Go. 1589 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,899 God damn it! Oh, that's a cheap move. 1590 01:36:21,317 --> 01:36:22,318 Terrific. 1591 01:36:23,611 --> 01:36:24,828 Take him. 1592 01:36:27,699 --> 01:36:29,451 On the right. On the right. 1593 01:36:29,659 --> 01:36:30,659 I got it. 1594 01:36:41,546 --> 01:36:42,798 Go! Go! 1595 01:36:45,591 --> 01:36:46,888 Get him now! 1596 01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:58,776 Oka. 1597 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,821 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1598 01:37:07,030 --> 01:37:08,373 I've been waiting for you. 1599 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:09,620 What took you so long? 1600 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:10,620 Hey! 1601 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:12,418 Ha ha! It worked! It worked! 1602 01:37:12,618 --> 01:37:13,915 She's a trap! Get out of here! 1603 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:16,043 Oh, no. 1604 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,590 I'll come back. 1605 01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:18,916 Get out of here! 1606 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:20,422 Arigato. 1607 01:37:20,626 --> 01:37:21,626 Arigato. 1608 01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:34,686 Franco. Wait, Franco! 1609 01:37:51,866 --> 01:37:55,086 Bellisima! 1610 01:37:55,286 --> 01:37:57,209 33 hours and 57 minutes. 1611 01:37:57,413 --> 01:37:59,757 A new record! How's that, Mike? 1612 01:37:59,957 --> 01:38:03,006 Very good. I thought you were outstanding. 1613 01:38:14,305 --> 01:38:16,774 Hey, two more. 1614 01:38:16,974 --> 01:38:19,227 Alice and Jane and the cops. 1615 01:38:26,484 --> 01:38:27,524 I want to thank my mother, 1616 01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:28,670 I want to thank my friends, 1617 01:38:28,694 --> 01:38:29,411 I want to thank my loved ones. 1618 01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:30,738 I want to thank you... 1619 01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:32,387 Hey! Listen, I want to thank you guys 1620 01:38:32,448 --> 01:38:33,449 For me and Mr. Guts 1621 01:38:33,658 --> 01:38:34,978 'cause if you hadn't picked us up, 1622 01:38:35,159 --> 01:38:36,411 We'd have still been back there 1623 01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:37,415 on the freeways of America. 1624 01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:39,100 Now what do you say we celebrate, huh? 1625 01:38:54,095 --> 01:38:55,813 Hey! Shut up. 1626 01:38:56,013 --> 01:38:57,013 Shut up. 1627 01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:03,521 Um... 1628 01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:07,366 Yay! Whoo. 1629 01:39:07,567 --> 01:39:08,864 What can I say? 1630 01:39:09,068 --> 01:39:11,366 It just, uh... 1631 01:39:11,571 --> 01:39:13,289 just makes me sick. 1632 01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:21,965 Angie! Angie baby! Ha ha! 1633 01:39:22,165 --> 01:39:24,588 Oh, baby. Ha ha ha! 1634 01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:31,132 Hey, Roscoe! 1635 01:39:31,340 --> 01:39:34,014 Roscoe. 1636 01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:38,640 Come on, have a drink. 1637 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:44,695 Don't add insult to injury, Bannon. 1638 01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:46,864 Maybe next year. 1639 01:39:47,064 --> 01:39:49,192 There isn't going to be any next year. 1640 01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:50,652 I'm retiring, 1641 01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:53,283 and you're not gonna have Roscoe to kick around anymore. 1642 01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:55,873 Wouldn't be the same without you. 1643 01:39:57,575 --> 01:39:59,077 Someday, Bannon, 1644 01:39:59,285 --> 01:40:00,753 you and Smith. 1645 01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:05,667 You know, I was thinking about retiring, too. 1646 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,297 Huh. 1647 01:40:07,502 --> 01:40:08,924 No, really. 1648 01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:24,940 Ha ha ha. 1649 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:28,234 Ha ha ha ha. 1650 01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:30,237 Ha ha ha ha! 1651 01:40:35,488 --> 01:40:37,365 It's a raid! 1652 01:40:37,573 --> 01:40:39,246 Come on. 1653 01:40:39,450 --> 01:40:41,168 Follow me. Follow me. 1654 01:40:48,751 --> 01:40:50,594 Get those trucks over here. 1655 01:40:50,795 --> 01:40:52,263 Over here. That's right. 1656 01:40:52,463 --> 01:40:53,760 Down the line. 1657 01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:55,262 Come on, come on. 1658 01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:57,844 I told you I'd win, didn't I? 1659 01:40:58,052 --> 01:40:59,804 Come on. 1660 01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:03,771 Okay, come on. Move 'em out. 1661 01:41:03,975 --> 01:41:05,272 That's the ticket. 1662 01:41:05,476 --> 01:41:07,854 Roscoe, what's going on here? 1663 01:41:08,062 --> 01:41:09,860 Well, as of 11:00, 1664 01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:11,361 you are illegally parked. 1665 01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:12,362 That's according 1666 01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,194 to California vehicle code 1667 01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:16,075 number 2-2-6-5-8. 1668 01:41:16,279 --> 01:41:17,279 Huh? 1669 01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:19,244 2-2-6-5-8. 1670 01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:23,961 Give me your name and serial number! 1671 01:41:24,161 --> 01:41:25,521 I want your name and serial number! 1672 01:41:25,705 --> 01:41:26,705 Get on, man! 1673 01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:28,131 At any rate, 1674 01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:30,084 the fines will be levied, 1675 01:41:30,334 --> 01:41:32,553 and they will be hauled away. 1676 01:41:32,753 --> 01:41:34,380 Perfect. 1677 01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:43,272 Move 'em out! 1678 01:41:43,472 --> 01:41:45,600 That's right. Come on. 1679 01:41:45,808 --> 01:41:47,276 Let's go. 1680 01:41:47,476 --> 01:41:48,978 Let's go. Move it. 1681 01:41:51,355 --> 01:41:54,325 Come on, move 'em out. 1682 01:41:54,525 --> 01:41:55,822 That's the idea. 1683 01:41:56,027 --> 01:41:57,324 Keep that one going. 1684 01:41:57,528 --> 01:41:59,781 Come on, come on. Move it along. 1685 01:41:59,989 --> 01:42:00,989 Move it along. 1686 01:42:01,157 --> 01:42:02,454 Those, too. Get out of here. 1687 01:42:02,658 --> 01:42:03,658 Come on. 1688 01:42:15,671 --> 01:42:16,718 Hey. 1689 01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:19,558 Hey! Hey! 1690 01:42:19,759 --> 01:42:21,011 We're a bit late. 1691 01:42:21,218 --> 01:42:22,390 Hope we didn't miss the fun. 1692 01:42:35,483 --> 01:42:37,110 Maybe next year! 1693 01:42:41,405 --> 01:42:42,702 Um... 1694 01:42:44,283 --> 01:42:47,913 How are you gonna get back to New York? 1695 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,964 I hadn't given it much thought. 1696 01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:02,009 This is ridiculous. 1697 01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:07,022 Where do you get cars around here? 1698 01:43:07,223 --> 01:43:09,692 Come on. It's America, babe. 1699 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:15,527 Gumball. 1700 01:43:17,942 --> 01:43:19,034 Gumball. 1701 01:43:19,235 --> 01:43:21,704 Gumball. Gumball. 1702 01:43:21,904 --> 01:43:23,747 Gumball. Gumball. 1703 01:43:35,918 --> 01:43:37,135 Look! 1704 01:43:40,881 --> 01:43:42,724 What the hell is he doing? 1705 01:43:42,925 --> 01:43:44,347 Looks like his throttle is stuck. 1706 01:43:46,470 --> 01:43:48,063 Oh, shit! 109078