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- Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
- Yes.
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Cue the recap!
Paraguay vacay made me this way.
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A harbinger of chaos
brought to make this geezer pay.
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I strung along the dumb patrol,
flipped the bus into a hole,
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slammed it shut. Wait, what?
Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!
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- Any sign of the chief?
- We know he's alive.
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A team was forged
with one belief,
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to stop at nothing and get their chief.
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Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating,
beard hair-eating, romance-hating,
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punk to skunk, robot chunk,
flashback dancing with a hunk,
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gator-baiting, half chub-dating,
sliming through a metal grating,
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death cult all around,
Jane survived the underground,
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ant farm, Larry harmed,
delivering justice with a swarm.
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Father-doting, hand-exploding,
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pain obscured through secret coding.
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Growing close with each endeavor,
finally they came together.
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But I grew bored with this game of chase
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and trapped them inside the white space.
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Backed their leader against the wall,
forcing him to spill it all.
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I was responsible for everything
that has happened to each of you.
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This is the best timeline ever!
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- Why?
- I needed you.
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I wanted...
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What you have.
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Immortality.
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What?
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I wanted to...
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Ineededto_.
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Motherfucker!
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I am so sorry.
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Liar.
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You lied to Jane.
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You lied to all of us.
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Please, let them go.
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What do you take me for, niles?
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This was never about them.
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Making silly putty out of their fragile,
fractured brains,
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well, that...
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That was all just...
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Extra-curricular.
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Consider them abandoned conquests.
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Their future is their own now.
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God, lwonder what
they'll do with it, hmm?
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What does a family do when
they realize they're no family at all?
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They're just rats in neighboring cages.
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They're just petri dishes
on the same shelf.
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You know, I huffed and I puffed,
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but it was you all along,
wasn't it, niles?
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You destroyed them!
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Just like you destroyed Eric morden.
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So, you've had your revenge.
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What now?
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Why,
sky's the limit, old friend!
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I'm going to conduct a parade,
I'm gonna guest-host the view,
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I'm gonna become the next bachelor!
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The world is a golden oyster for me now.
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But for you, niles caulder,
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I envision a story
that's a little different.
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I've been waiting decades
to ask you this.
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How does it feel to be a nobody?
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Security to containment block seven.
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All security to containment block seven.
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Good morning, Joshua.
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Bureau astronomers have confirmed
your calculations.
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Next week's x-15 test flight
is our clearest shot yet
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to intercept the space anomaly.
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Very good, then.
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Meaning, after we
knock this pilot from the sky,
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his name is Larry trainor by the way,
captain Larry trainor, wife, two kids,
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after we expose him
to unknown space matter,
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after we potentially burn
and radiate him
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beyond the known limits
of human capacity,
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then we're gonna hand him over
to Forsythe and his animals? For what?
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And Forsythe will grow bored
with his new toy,
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and then he'll be ours,
hopefully forever.
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The immortus project is working.
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Rita farr has shown
zero signs of aging since 1955.
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We already have
a perfectly good test subject.
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Now we'll have two.
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Where's the line, niles?
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'Cause I can't see it anymore.
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The only thing
that should trouble you, Joshua,
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is the alternative.
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Except I don't know
what the alternative is.
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The only way I sleep at night
is because...
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You tell me nothing.
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You're right. And you're welcome.
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- Good morning, Larry.
- Apparently, it is.
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I've been looking forward to this day
all semester.
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My students are finally
performing their scene studies,
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and I can't wait to see how they utilize
the techniques that I've taught them.
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I suspect I'll be handing out
a lot of a's.
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Uh-huh.
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It feels so good
to give back to the community.
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We should've done this ages ago.
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- What?
- Move on.
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Six months ago, we learned our
lives had been destroyed by a madman.
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Excuse me if it takes more than
a moment to get back my sea legs.
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When we moved into this place,
we made a promise to each other.
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- I know, but...
- No more hiding.
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I know.
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I'm trying.
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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You wanna try for 20 seconds this time?
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Negative spirit, release!
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There you go, buddy.
We can do this.
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We can do this. We can...
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Hit the bricks, sister.
We're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle.
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in those strong arms...
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Cut. Cut.
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Jagger, Esme,
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you failed to move your audience.
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We didn't feel it
because you didn't feel it.
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Mmm? Let me show what it looks like
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when you really connect
to your character.
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And action!
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Hit the bricks, sister.
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We're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm?
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in these strong arms
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and devour me whole.
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And scene.
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And that, children,
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Is what serious dedication
to your craft gets you.
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Being a shitty
high school drama teacher?
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Wow. Dare to dream.
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It's scary not to excel at something
we aspire to do, isn't it, Esme?
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I'm not excelling?
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I can't think of anything sadder
than some washed-up never-was
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who gets theirjollies
off out-acting a bunch of teenagers
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who only took this class for the easy a.
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Larry!
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Hurry up! You're missing the Booty song.
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Do either of you two
want to buy Marvin gardens?
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- Honestly, I could use the cash.
- Hmm.
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Larry! This is absolutely unacceptable!
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1976 is ending, and you're stalling
like some truculent schoolboy.
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Mmm.
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Now, I believe it's your turn.
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I look ridiculous.
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No.
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Now, then, Rita, that's not fair.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.
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All right. Keep playing.
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And don't cheat.
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- He's talking to you.
- Uh-huh.
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Forsythe.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.
And a happy new year's Eve.
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You need to leave.
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I'm afraid the matter at hand
is rather urgent.
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What is it?
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You know, when the brass told me in '68
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I'd be losing captain trainor
to your immortus initiative,
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I have to say, I couldn't have imagined
his new assignment would be quite so...
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Cozy.
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Well, you have your methods,
I have mine.
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The work we do here
is just as essential.
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Yes.
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I can see that now.
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What is that song?
My daughter likes that one.
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Cut the bullshit, agent.
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What's that?
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Well, I believe you once called it
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the "unrelenting, uncompromising
pursuit of truth."
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Your signature is required, doctor.
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Our investigators have identified
your next test subject.
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What are you talking about? I never...
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That request was made over a decade ago.
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And now we've found her.
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Hispanic female,
multiple personality disorder.
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By all accounts, a real wildcat!
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I think you'll agree,
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she fits perfectly the profile
you asked us to find.
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Jane.
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- Did you know?
- About what?
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About what that sadistic fuck did to us,
you fucking...
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No, no, no.
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He promised!
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Jane.
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Jane.
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Hey, it's okay.
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He was going to cage us here.
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Cage us like the rest of them.
Wasn't he?
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Singing, caged birdies
with pretty feathers
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for the master to pluck!
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Just tell me, please.
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I knew.
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I can give you the spiel...
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But the truth is I was blind.
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Willfully blind.
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You need to make it go away.
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- I know it's difficult...
- You don't know.
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I keep having this dream.
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I find a wound on my chest.
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This old wound that's scabbed over.
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And I know I shouldn't touch it...
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But I keep reaching for it...
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And I can't help but scratch.
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And the wound gets bigger and bigger...
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Until there's nothing of me left.
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There's a drug.
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An opiate.
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For meta-human powers.
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Niles created it.
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Gave it to me for safe keeping...
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So he wouldn't be tempted.
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It's not a fix or a cure.
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It calms the noise,
it makes it more manageable,
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but it doesn't discriminate.
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Jane, it quiets everything.
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The good and the bad.
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In order to use it safely...
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We'd have to stick to a strict regimen.
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I have to monitor your dosage, vitals...
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I'm sorry, Kay.
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It's okay.
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It feels better now.
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Niles? Huh?
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Elinore? Elinore.
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Thank you for coming.
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This...
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He's my last research subject.
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He was a race car driver.
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Father.
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Husband.
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I'm afraid all that...
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This is hitting me the hardest of all.
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The crash was supposed to be
on the racetrack.
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No one else was to get hurt.
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No one what?
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What does that mean,
he was "supposed to"?
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How would you know...
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That a man is supposed to crash?
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It's all gone too far.
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It's all gone too far, elinore.
I used to think I had no alternative.
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That there wasn't an alternative,
but it's...
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Gone too far.
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Niles...
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I love you...
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As a mentor and a friend.
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And you are scaring the
ever-loving fuck out of me right now.
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I need to tell you something.
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And I need you to promise...
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When it's finished...
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That you'll still be my friend.
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Cliff! Your order's up.
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Yo!
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You know how much
I cared for elinore.
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She would have wanted it this way.
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For Victor to survive.
259
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,455
There's some comfort in that.
260
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,583
Cold comfort.
261
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,169
But thank you.
262
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:17,962
If I may...
263
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,006
One piece of advice.
264
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,343
If there's one thing
I've learned from my research,
265
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,012
Victor is going to need special care.
266
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,222
No offense...
267
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,682
But we are not talking...
268
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,811
About homeschooling
my son's recovery here.
269
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,605
S.t.a.r. Labs has it covered.
270
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,274
I'm not talking about technology
or facilities.
271
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,487
There's a holistic component
to be considered.
272
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,199
Patience. Empathy.
273
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,910
And I'm not capable of giving it.
274
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,912
Is that what you're saying?
275
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,540
No, I'm just suggest...
276
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:01,548
You might be surprised just how much
of a tonic compassion can be.
277
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,387
And exactly who do you think
you're fooling here?
278
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,682
You talk about compassion? Empathy?
279
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,434
Like you invented it?
280
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,692
I was her husband.
281
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,904
And you don't think
she told me what you did?
282
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:31,119
You think you have any standing
to lecture me about family?
283
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,705
I just put my son back together.
284
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,207
My son!
285
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,918
And you think
that you and I are the same?
286
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,462
You think what you did...
287
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,009
And what I did are the same?
288
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,885
This wasn't some experiment.
289
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,305
I turned my...
290
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:54,684
Sweet, affable, athletic,
291
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,271
charming, delicious boy...
292
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,773
Into a freak of nature.
293
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,901
I did it out of love.
294
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,239
Why the hell did you do it, niles?
295
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,241
To those people?
296
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,869
You speak to me about compassion?
297
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,706
Don't ever.
298
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,626
Don't you dare.
299
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,733
Who are you?
300
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:44,901
Me?
301
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,779
I'm you.
302
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,292
Hey, dad.
303
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,367
You okay, son?
304
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:06,839
Fine. Um...
305
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,926
Just been up all night
working that bitcoin ring.
306
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,721
Well, you know, if that cybercrime
is too dry for you,
307
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:15,515
you can always
go back out into the field.
308
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,559
My time's better spent taking down
international money launderers
309
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,936
than two-bit purse snatchers.
310
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,354
- Don't you think?
- Of course.
311
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,609
Either way, I'm proud of you.
312
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,736
I hope you know that.
313
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,445
Sure.
314
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,365
Look, I gotta get back to it.
315
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,266
Is there any sweeter feeling
than revenge?
316
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,811
That's an excellent question, whoopi,
317
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,230
and I don't think that there is.
318
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,940
And the only thing that I'm more sure of
319
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,609
is that it will never, ever,
ever go away!
320
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,994
"A convoluted, meandering plot
that ends in a whimper.
321
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:23,416
An impotent villain
with a cliche approach to revenge."
322
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:26,419
You know what, he's right.
323
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,381
He's totally right!
324
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,051
He's totally right.
325
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,387
At long last, I have found you!
326
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,602
Be still, you fudger!
Be still, I say!
327
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,104
Did you just call me a "fudger"?
328
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,399
Silence, recreant!
For this is my time.
329
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,026
I have waited centuries
330
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,320
for the rapture
foretold in the scripture.
331
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:56,199
Twice, you have brought us to its brink,
and twice, you have failed.
332
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,326
Explain yourself! I demand it!
333
00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,787
Well, I was going
for more of a personal tale
334
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,415
of vengeance and betrayal.
You know, emotional stakes.
335
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,293
Real, premium cable shit.
336
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,796
So, you're not
an agent of the lord?
337
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,631
No, there is no god.
338
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:15,802
If there was,
I wouldn't be so devoid of purpose.
339
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,428
A crisis of faith!
340
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,639
This is why father has led me to you,
341
00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,308
to set you back
on the path to his glory!
342
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:26,354
Path to glory?
Ooh, I like the sound of that.
343
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:29,357
- To his glory.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
344
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,733
To glory.
345
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,110
But it's no use!
346
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:38,199
I have already completed
my life's masterwork
347
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:42,495
by turning everyone
niles caulder loves against him.
348
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:47,250
There isn't a person alive
that he can call friend.
349
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,752
No man, no woman...
350
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,629
Woman.
351
00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,428
I want the truth.
352
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,347
Where is she?
353
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:07,520
It seems as though
I left some vengeance on the table.
354
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,690
I really gotta amp things up this time,
really make a show of force!
355
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,191
You need guys?
356
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,069
I know a rat
who spent an entire afternoon
357
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:19,323
exacting revenge
on the robot who killed his mother.
358
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:20,607
Admiral whiskers?
359
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,910
I love that guy.
360
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,793
This is a splendid start. Who else?
361
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:35,131
Hmm, you know what?
Let's start small. A Trinity.
362
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,507
Hmm.
363
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:40,303
I like it. I like it. A ménage-é-us.
364
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:44,265
And we shall call ourselves
the brotherhood of dangerous animals!
365
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:45,766
Hosanna!
366
00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:52,023
Yes. It is tight, admiral whiskers.
367
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:56,569
Yes! And vengeance will be mine!
368
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:59,739
Again. For real, this time.
369
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:06,454
And when we get niles caulder again,
the world will be ours!
370
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,918
Then we shall destroy it!
371
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:13,586
Maybe.
372
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,464
If there's time.
373
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:42,156
Morning, dear.
374
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,035
We hit 20 seconds yesterday.
375
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,828
At least, I think we did.
376
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:51,457
I passed out at some point,
but it felt longer.
377
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,959
Bully for you.
378
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,580
Rough day at school?
379
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:03,094
I was emotionally assassinated
by a 13-year-old girl.
380
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,932
I'm not even sure
what we're doing here, Larry.
381
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,851
We're doing exactly
what we were doing back at the manor,
382
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,144
just getting by.
383
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,730
That's not enough for me. Not anymore.
384
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,859
There has to be more to life
than just this.
385
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:21,237
We'll be singing
386
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:23,572
when we're winning
387
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,825
we'll be singing...
388
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,452
- Neighbors?
- Moved last week.
389
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,121
We'll be singing
390
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,626
we'll be singing
when we're winning
391
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:38,254
do you think old man Arnold can hear it?
392
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,255
Hear what?
393
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,509
Nothing! Have a nice day now.
394
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,219
Eat shit, ginger!
395
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,947
You'll be singing...
396
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:49,890
- Disembodied singing.
- Never a good sign.
397
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:54,061
Although, we could follow it,
see where it leads.
398
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,690
It's not like we have much to lose.
399
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,150
No, just our lives.
400
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,485
But, hey, we're living
on stolen time anyway,
401
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,612
so why not take it for granted,
and dive headlong
402
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:06,407
into shark-infested waters
that will undoubtedly lead us back
403
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:10,828
to the man who permanently disfigured us
and lied to us about it for decades?
404
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:14,123
We're the ones who don't get involved.
Remember?
405
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:17,001
We'll be singing...
406
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,502
No more hiding.
407
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,672
We'll be singing
408
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,148
Kay.
409
00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,151
Stay here.
410
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,529
Sweet, sweet baby... baby...
411
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:46,989
Who's there?
412
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,575
No, Kay. Don't forget.
413
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:51,911
You can't forget.
414
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,704
I'll get her, Jane.
415
00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:55,289
Don't worry.
416
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,042
Kay...
417
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,311
Come here, monkey.
418
00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:02,546
Sweet, sweet baby... baby...
419
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:05,257
I know you think
this is how it has to be,
420
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,301
but this isn't healing, Jane.
421
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:11,222
Forgetting and hiding isn't healing.
422
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,684
You have to go up.
423
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,146
I can't.
424
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,484
We're safer here.
425
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,862
We're happy, aren't we?
426
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,659
I get knocked down
but I get up again
427
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:33,369
and you're never gonna
keep me down
428
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,038
I get knocked down
but I get up again
429
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,207
and you're never gonna
keep me down
430
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,500
What the fuck!
431
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:44,004
- Uh, hi!
- What the fuck?
432
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:49,301
You're the one who's been bringing me
cold food this whole time?
433
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,720
For months?
434
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:52,805
Um...
435
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,143
Well, yeah, when I'm not busy.
I'm busy a lot, you know.
436
00:32:57,226 --> 00:33:00,479
There just happens to be a food truck
where I'm busy most, and I...
437
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,398
I mean, it's not like
I could eat any of it.
438
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,275
Thanks.
439
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,819
Might be a little soggy.
440
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,905
I tripped. Manhole just came out of...
441
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,824
Do you hear that music, too?
442
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,159
All morning.
443
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:15,744
You, uh...
444
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:19,248
You wanna go fuck up
whoever's playing it?
445
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,875
Fuck, yeah!
446
00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,384
But I get up again
447
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:27,506
I get knocked down
but I get up again
448
00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:29,216
and you're never gonna
keep me down
449
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:32,136
I get knocked down
but I get up again
450
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:34,388
and you're never gonna
keep me down
451
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:39,268
pissing the night away
452
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:43,898
pissing the night away
453
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:46,275
he drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a vodka drink
454
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,527
he drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink
455
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,696
he sings the songs that
remind him of the good times
456
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,740
So, my timing
might be shit here,
457
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:56,911
but I, for one, am grateful
that a disembodied chumbawamba
458
00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,579
has brought us all back together.
459
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,877
I get knocked down
but I get up again
460
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,795
and you're never gonna
keep me down
461
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,465
I get knocked down
but I get up again
462
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,383
and you're never gonna
keep me down
463
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,053
I get knocked down
but I get up again
464
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,930
and you're never gonna
keep me down
465
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,306
I get knocked down...
466
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,476
Can I just say there better be
a good fucking reason why we're here.
467
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,895
And it better be
to turn off that fucking song.
468
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,351
Because honestly,
I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina
469
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,360
than be in the same zip code as you.
470
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:32,613
It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny.
471
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:35,783
- So, rescue Danny.
- I can't.
472
00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,620
I need your help.
473
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,134
A long time ago, I had a daughter.
474
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,932
She's extraordinary
and everything to me...
475
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,184
And I'm afraid...
476
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:07,189
She is a danger to all of us.
477
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,695
All I ever wanted
was to live one day longer than she did,
478
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:14,780
to protect her,
479
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,533
to protect others.
480
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,455
That's why I created each one of you.
481
00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:33,549
I needed to study any means possible
of extending my own life.
482
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:39,847
So, we were lab rats.
Just like Mr. Nobody said.
483
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:44,393
Yes, at first. I can't deny that.
484
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:48,772
Okay, I'm sorry,
but invoking your daughter now,
485
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:50,691
it's fucking evil.
486
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,942
It's the truth.
487
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:54,320
I hid her for years on Danny,
488
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:57,031
who graciously accepted
to be her caretaker.
489
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,534
Somehow...
490
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,953
Mr. Nobody...
491
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,664
Has found out about her,
492
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:09,877
and he's trapped them both
inside this painting.
493
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:13,797
Please.
494
00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,261
She's all I've got left.
495
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,223
Tell you what.
I'll help you with your daughter
496
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,935
as soon as you invent a time machine
497
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:31,023
that gets me back the 30 years
I lost with mine.
498
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,109
Till then, fuck you forever!
499
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,614
And Danny? You're just gonna
turn your back on them?
500
00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:40,783
Even though they had no part in this?
501
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,203
I'm sorry, what part
of "fuck you forever" was in Hebrew?
502
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,121
I'll do it.
503
00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,875
For Danny. Even your daughter.
504
00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:53,045
Not for you.
505
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,298
Wait! You're doing this?
506
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,967
Niles caulder, you're an awful,
507
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:03,180
vermin-infested, garbage... person.
508
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:06,475
But so help me,
I'm going into that painting, too.
509
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:11,980
I was terrible as a human being,
and even worse as an acting teacher.
510
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:18,112
The only time I don't feel
like a complete asshole
511
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:20,322
is when I'm dealing with...
512
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:24,159
Whatever you would call
this foolishness.
513
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,328
Larry.
514
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:29,248
Does my opinion even matter?
515
00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,582
Cliff.
516
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,710
Great! Now I'm the fucking
asshole who's a fucking asshole
517
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,355
if I don't walk
into the fucking painting.
518
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,482
Of course I'm gonna fucking walk
into the fucking painting
519
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:38,507
because, let's be honest,
520
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,235
who the fuck else
is enough of a fucking asshole
521
00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:41,718
to walk into a fucking painting?
522
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:42,970
Let's go!
523
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:48,434
Okay, so get into the painting somehow,
524
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:50,769
and then rescue Danny
and your daughter somehow.
525
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:52,604
Getting in is gonna be the easy part.
526
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:54,606
It's the getting out
that's gonna be tricky.
527
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:56,483
Why? What do we have to do?
528
00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:59,278
I don't know.
That's why it's gonna be tricky.
529
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:00,487
Ah, okay.
530
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,677
So, what do we do?
Just stare at this thing?
531
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:08,495
Keep staring. Keep staring.
532
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,624
I get knocked down
but I get up again
533
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:15,002
you're never gonna keep me down
534
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,086
where is everyone?
535
00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:23,510
Danny, you okay? What's going...
536
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,721
Uh, can't see. All right.
537
00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:35,564
Danny, what about her? Is she safe?
538
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,400
Uh, guys?
539
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,746
What the hell is that?
540
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:55,792
Now comes your reckoning!
541
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,294
Oh, god!
542
00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,631
Behold! I am his right hand.
543
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,926
His scythe! Use me, father!
544
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:07,763
I am your disciple, your fifth horseman!
545
00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:09,932
Take cover!
546
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:14,770
Shit! Shit!
547
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,022
Shit!
548
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:20,859
Shit! Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
549
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,822
Oh, Danny boy
550
00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,866
Danny boy
551
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,035
I'm so sorry, Danny boy!
552
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,412
Oh, my god. Danny was right. You came.
553
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,122
I'm so happy to see you guys.
554
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,791
Man, what the hell are you doing?
555
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:39,878
I fucked up. I fucked up.
556
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,674
I fucked up so hard.
557
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:46,218
I was happy here, you know.
558
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:49,471
This guy shows up, Mr. Nobody,
offering me
559
00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:53,684
bags of Lincoln, Da Vinci, zz top.
560
00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:56,812
Their beards tasted so good.
561
00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,064
And I told him.
562
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,317
I told him everything.
563
00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,070
You sold her out.
564
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,542
What did you do?
565
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,252
What did I do?
566
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,714
I mean, sure, I trapped Danny
in this goddamn painting
567
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:26,341
before realizing
that it would turn me into this...
568
00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:28,760
This husk!
569
00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,430
All I wanted to do
570
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,807
was to meet
that cro-magnon squeeze of yours,
571
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,101
and lo and behold, all that remains
572
00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,521
is an adorable, almighty
chip off the old block.
573
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:42,107
If you so much as harmed
a hair on her head...
574
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:49,823
She enlarged
those two backstabbing vermin!
575
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,743
Have you ever tried
talking sense to a pest
576
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:56,538
while he enjoys his very own
re-enactment of a kaiju movie?
577
00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:57,956
It is impossible!
578
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,958
Shut up! Look, we need a plan.
579
00:41:00,334 --> 00:41:02,669
Look, we were the only people
in this whole entire world
580
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,047
who got Danny's sos
and followed it here.
581
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,674
We're standing inside the heart
of a sentient street,
582
00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:10,344
inside a magic painting
with a giant-ass cockroach,
583
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:11,637
a guy who hunts beards...
584
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,722
And an inter-dimensional fuck-up.
585
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,869
If anybody's gonna save Danny
586
00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:20,729
and the chief's daughter,
it's gonna be us.
587
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:23,857
Fine. What's this plan?
588
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:30,489
This way. Quickly!
589
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,493
She's in the doll hospital,
down the stairs.
590
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,246
That wasn't so bad.
591
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,500
Maybe the giant roach
found a giant turd to chow down on
592
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:42,668
and forgot all about us.
593
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:50,786
It's the roach, isn't it?
594
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,104
Oh, fuck my life!
595
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:06,650
Jane, run!
596
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,277
The fuck!
597
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,038
Come and get it, asshole!
598
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:25,043
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
599
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:34,010
No. Find my daughter.
The doll hospital. Go.
600
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,864
I was supposed to be the villain
601
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,950
of this shitty piece.
602
00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:01,872
I was bested by a little girl,
603
00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:06,042
and thrown out of
my own criminal organization
604
00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:09,254
by a rat and a roach.
605
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:18,054
The big bad. The black hat.
You can't make this shit up!
606
00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:21,892
Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl
607
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:24,352
told me to fuck my face
with a weed-whacker.
608
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,190
Congratulations.
609
00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:30,776
We both suck.
610
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:32,694
That's one way to tell the story.
611
00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:35,739
- It's the truth.
- It's the past.
612
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,992
The future is still yours
for the making.
613
00:43:40,202 --> 00:43:42,537
Why? What's the point?
614
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:46,458
I know what it's like to be a nobody.
615
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:50,879
But as bad as that felt,
I'd rather be nobody than nothing.
616
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,173
And that is exactly
what you're going to be
617
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:56,051
if you don't quit
feeling sorry for yourself.
618
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,469
You don't give a shit about me.
619
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,971
You're only saying all of this
to save your own tuchus.
620
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,684
That is 100% true.
621
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,270
But think about it this way.
622
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:10,899
If you give up now,
your story is a forgettable,
623
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,568
disappointing defeat,
624
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:18,490
but if you take up
your narration once again,
625
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,618
you can turn your tale into...
626
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:24,412
Something beloved by all,
627
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:28,333
told and retold time after time.
628
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,627
A comeback.
629
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:35,298
What do you want me to do?
630
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:40,095
Give me joy in my heart
631
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,764
keep me praising
632
00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:47,185
give me joy in my heart, I pray
633
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,857
There he stood,
anointed with purpose.
634
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:53,608
Ezekiel!
635
00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:57,028
Born of the most herculean
and timeless of creatures.
636
00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,030
Father, is that you?
637
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:00,115
No.
638
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:03,159
Ezekiel realized that it wasn't god,
it couldn't be,
639
00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:06,413
because he was god all along.
640
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:07,581
Huh?
641
00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:10,542
For who else was
more powerful than the cockroach?
642
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:14,838
Who else could survive mass extinctions,
plagues and nuclear explosions?
643
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:18,466
No one! Only I, only Ezekiel.
644
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,552
And if he wanted armageddon,
645
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:23,930
he would have to manifest
revelations himself!
646
00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:26,474
Yes! I am ready!
647
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:29,561
Now was the time
for the meek to inherit the earth.
648
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:33,023
It was time for the meek to devour it.
649
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,482
Devour?
650
00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:37,319
Three o'clock. Behind the BMW
651
00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:42,449
why, a god would not be sated
on scraps of guano alone.
652
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,409
Ezekiel had a new appetite.
653
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:48,163
He desired to eat the world.
654
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,748
Yes!
655
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,168
Now having tasted
the great cyborg,
656
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,837
Ezekiel's craving for power grew.
657
00:45:55,962 --> 00:46:00,675
I am become god!
Destroyer of worlds!
658
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:09,643
Of all the stupid ways
I expected to die,
659
00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:13,355
getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat
never made the list!
660
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,733
I don't know. Maybe I deserve this.
661
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:20,987
I was a shitty dad and a worse husband.
Let's see, what else?
662
00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:26,201
Okay, yeah.
663
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,286
But those two other things,
they aren't that bad.
664
00:46:31,748 --> 00:46:34,185
I mean, lots of people
suck at relationships and parenting.
665
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,419
Doesn't mean
they're sucky people, does it?
666
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,022
Because if I had
another chance with Clara,
667
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:40,465
I know I'd do so much better.
668
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,592
So why shouldn't I get a second chance?
669
00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:45,762
Why do I deserve to be slowly digested
by a giant-fucking-rodent?
670
00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:48,974
Because I don't think I do.
I don't fucking deserve this!
671
00:46:49,057 --> 00:46:50,433
Maybe nobody does.
672
00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:53,019
I do not deserve this shit.
673
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:56,314
I do not deserve this shit!
674
00:46:56,398 --> 00:46:59,609
I do not deserve this shit!
675
00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,322
Okay, you heard Vic's plan.
676
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:07,951
You're gonna find us a way out of here.
I know you are.
677
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,786
Negative spirit, release!
678
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,359
Hello?
679
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:44,821
I'm Jane.
680
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:47,907
Niles sent me to come get you.
681
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,263
Good job. Looks like I'm up.
682
00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:14,726
Just as soon as
everyone's inside the giant cockroach.
683
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,144
Rita!
684
00:48:28,031 --> 00:48:31,743
I know you better
than you know yourself, Ezekiel.
685
00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:35,121
You wanna pick me up
in those strong arms
686
00:48:35,205 --> 00:48:36,664
and devour me whole.
687
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,503
Oh, god. This is gonna be
worse than the donkey, isn't it?
688
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:50,512
I get it.
689
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:54,265
I have a friend, baby doll.
690
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:57,519
She's like us.
691
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,355
She gets scared, too.
692
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:05,610
And your dad used to sing her this song
that always made her feel better.
693
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:11,074
I'm a Valiant, little squirrel
694
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:17,497
I am brave and powerful
695
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:25,213
no, I'm not afraid of anything at all
696
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,510
I am strong
697
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:35,181
I am daring
698
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:40,812
it's not me that you'll be scaring
699
00:49:41,563 --> 00:49:46,359
no, I'm not afraid of anything
700
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:50,155
at all
701
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,992
Not even a hawk?
702
00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:58,204
With its loud and mighty squawk?
703
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:05,920
Come, dear.
704
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:15,972
Shall we go see what the inside
of a cockroach looks like?
705
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:50,006
Wait, wait, cliff.
What about cliff?
706
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:52,550
On, shit. Cliff.
707
00:50:52,634 --> 00:50:56,095
I do not deserve this shit!
708
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,388
Ugh! Gross!
709
00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:58,806
Um, okay.
710
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:01,059
Okay, I'm just vamping here.
711
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,186
Then...
712
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:06,981
Then Ezekiel noticed whiskers.
713
00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:12,445
I mean, he really noticed him.
714
00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:20,828
Why, he had been so busy
715
00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:24,249
becoming the architect
of the apocalypse and all
716
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:27,210
that he had failed to see
what was right before his eyes,
717
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:28,628
but there he was.
718
00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:34,259
Ezekiel's right hand in the destruction
of this loathsome world.
719
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:36,719
Another meek and forgotten creature.
720
00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:39,138
It was as if a soul
had been split in two,
721
00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:41,516
and they were finding their way
back together again.
722
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:45,853
The yearning was palpable.
It was intoxicating.
723
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:53,236
Really? Oh, whiskers!
724
00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:56,656
It was in that moment
that Ezekiel lost all other appetite,
725
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:59,033
he hungered for one thing
726
00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:01,494
and one thing only,
727
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,037
and that was...
728
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,415
Rat-a-tushie.
729
00:52:21,222 --> 00:52:23,057
Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
730
00:52:23,141 --> 00:52:24,976
Gotta make it into the cockroach.
731
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,978
Gotta make it into the cockroach.
732
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,147
Oh, god! Oh, fuck me!
733
00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:34,694
Whoa!
734
00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,382
Now knowing that
his greatest fear
735
00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:39,991
was also his greatest power,
736
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:44,162
Larry knew it was time to rip through
this impenetrable dimension.
737
00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:55,423
All of the pieces
were clicking into place.
738
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:59,802
The story's riveting end
was finally upon us.
739
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:05,683
So, the cockroach eats them
to protect them from the radiation.
740
00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:08,603
I get that. But what happens to us?
741
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:20,198
Miscreants! Dissenters!
Did they think they could destroy me?
742
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,368
Nay, the apocalypse is my bedfellow.
743
00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:27,580
Nuclear radiation,
a mere gentle kiss upon my back.
744
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:31,542
I cannot die for I am death!
745
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,212
I am the beginning, the end, the...
746
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,849
Everybody okay?
747
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:51,771
Nothing that an hour-long shower
and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix.
748
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,317
- Is that...
- Yes.
749
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,445
It's all right, darling.
750
00:54:03,241 --> 00:54:04,367
Everyone...
751
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:08,037
This is my daughter, Dorothy.
752
00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:10,665
Dorothy spinner.
753
00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:12,875
Uh, guys...
754
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:17,463
I'm gonna suggest maybe
we deal with the issue at hand here,
755
00:54:17,547 --> 00:54:19,757
and then meet the world's
most powerful little girl.
756
00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:22,135
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
757
00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:23,678
Are you fucking kidding me?
758
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:26,889
Are you fucking kidding me!
51482
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