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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪ Kongo Bongo's hero
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Let's go,
let's go ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪
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When I begin my magnanimous
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reign as rightful ruler of Kongo
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Bongo, it is imperative that my
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forces be prepared, and in peak
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physical condition.
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We'll be ready,
willing, and able, sir.
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Ouch.
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Uh... >> To that end,
I have prepared
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a painstaking fitness test.
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Pain.
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Steak.
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Mmm, yummy.
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Silence!
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It will last for
exactly one hour.
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You'll begin with jumping jacks.
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Who's Jack?
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♪ Feel the power
Feel the power.
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♪ Feel the burn
Feel the burn!
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Stretch, two, three, four.
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Bend, two, three, four.
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Kick, two, three, four.
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Lift, two, three, four.
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♪ When you're tired of feelin'
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weak ♪
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♪ Just get on up
and move your feet ♪
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♪ Feel the power ♪ Feel the burn
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♪ All you got to do
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♪ Is bend yourself in
two ♪ Feel the power
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♪ Feel the burn
♪ All you got to do
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♪ Is bend yourself in two
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♪ Work your body, come on
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♪ Pump it up,
it won't take long ♪
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♪ When you're tired of feelin'
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weak ♪
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♪ Just get on up
and move your feet ♪
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♪ Feel the power [Beeping]
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Sheesh!
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Back to level three, again!
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[DK yawning]
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I gotta tell ya, Diddy.
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Guarding the
Coconut is hard work.
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Yeah, real hard.
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Yeesh.
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And it works up an appetite.
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I could sure go for a banana.
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You just had a dozen bananas.
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Well, then I could go for a nap.
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[Beeping]
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Oh, this is good.
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I wish I could sleep for ever.
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[Explosion]
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[Diddy shouting]
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[Birds shrieking]
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Uh-oh.
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That's odd.
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Oh, well.
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I'll worry about
it after my break.
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What happened?
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Some thing's wrong.
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I smell money not being made.
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The machinery just stopped.
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[Gasping]
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But... but... Every second this
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line is down costs me money!
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We have to get it going again.
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I'm on my break.
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It can't be time for your break.
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The clock must be wrong.
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Ow!
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You can't expect to be paid for
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a never ending break
just because the...
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[Candy whistling]
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[Bluster gasping]
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I'll be ruined!
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I'll be glad to
discuss it with you.
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[Candy giggling]
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After my break.
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Care for some tofu?
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Ah, the rare flora dora
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orchid, and today's the one day
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a year that you bloom, for five
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seconds, when the sun is in
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exactly that position.
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Say cheese.
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That's it, work with me.
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I only have five seconds.
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See you next year, my pretty.
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Hey, how come you're still here?
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Wait a minute.
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The sun should have shifted.
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Great jumping bananas!
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The sun's not moving!
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That can't be good.
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♪ Feel the burn [Grunting]
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What was that?
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Permission to have a stroke,
sir.
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Permission denied!
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You've got... One hour to go?
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Oh,
don't you feel healthy already?
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♪ Feel the burn >> Now,
carry on.
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Yo, DK!
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Hello in there!
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Hey, big buddy.
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Nap time's over.
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Rise and shine.
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Wakey, wakey.
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[DK snoring]
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Ooh.
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Bah,
at least the Coconut is safe.
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Ah!
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Hmm, the sun stopped moving,
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none of these
clocks are working.
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Donkey Kong!
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It's not his fault,
Cranky, honest.
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He didn't do any thing.
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He just had a nap, which is
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normal, except now he won't wake
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up, which isn't.
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What are we gonna do?
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Hmm.
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Oh, feel the burn.
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Two, three, four.
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Push, two, three, four.
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Two... Three... [Krusha snoring]
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♪ When you're tired and feelin'
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weak ♪
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♪ Just get on up
and move your feet ♪
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Not the face!
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Huh?
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Oh, time seems to have stopped.
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So has the sun.
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That would certainly explain why
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those unfit misfits
are so exhausted.
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Brilliant as I am, surely I'm
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not the only one
who's noticed this.
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Hmm, let's just see.
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The big ape is out like a light!
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You said what to the Coconut?
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Okay, I was trying to finish
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level three of my game when DK
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complained about how hard it was
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to guard the Coconut, then he
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said he wanted a banana.
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I said he already had a dozen.
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Then he said he'd
settle for a nap.
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Then he said he wished he could
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sleep for ever, and I wish that
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I could win my game, and...
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Hang on a second.
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Back up.
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DK said what?
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That guarding the
Coconut was hard work.
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And then?
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I messed up and went back to
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level three.
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DK said he wanted a nap.
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Diddy, this is important.
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How did he say it, exactly?
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He said "Mmm, this is good.
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I wish I could sleep for ever."
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Oh,
I think I like where this is going.
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I knew it had to be him.
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Even when he takes a nap, he
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gets us all in trouble.
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It's some kind of crazy spell.
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That sounds bad, but lucky
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for us, you know how to wake the
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big guy up, right Cranky?
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Hmm.
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I said right, Cranky?
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It would be lucky
if I did know how.
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You mean,
he could sleep for ever?
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Well, well.
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It seems the big ape has gone
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for the big sleep, which just
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goes to show if you snooze,
you lose.
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The Crystal Coconut, that is.
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[K. Rool laughing]
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How to get to sleep spells,
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how to stay asleep spells, how
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to put your mother-in-law
to sleep spells.
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Urgh, I can't find any thing on
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how to get time moving again, or
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on how to wake up sleeping beauty,
here.
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I know what can wake him up.
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Hey, guys.
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[DK snoring]
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Diddy, what are you doing?
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I was just trying
to wake him up.
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DK's under a spell.
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The Crystal Coconut has some how
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halted time, and put Donkey Kong
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in a deep sleep.
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Oh, that explains what
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happened at Bluster's, and why
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I'm still on a paid banana
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break, and why I'm so tired.
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This napping knucklehead is
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hard enough to wake up at the
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best of times!
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Wakey, wakey!
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I can see I have my
work cut out for me.
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Well, that's the last of
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them, and nothing.
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Not one clue how
to break the spell!
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And if DK never wakes up, well
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he can't very well protect the
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Crystal Coconut in his dreams.
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Don't worry, Cranky.
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He'll wake up if he knows what's
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good for him.
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Wake up!
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♪ Wake up,
Donkey Kong ♪ Wake uh-uh-uh-up
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♪ Wakey, wakey,
wakey ♪ Rise and shine
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♪ Up and at 'em ♪ Wake up,
wake uhh-up
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♪ Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up ♪
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♪ Wake up, wake up, DK
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♪ Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake uhh-up ♪
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♪ Wake up >> You're
sleeping like a stone!
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Wake up,
you useless bag of bones!
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♪ Wake up [Whistle blowing]
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♪ Wake up [Trumpet blaring]
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♪ Wake up, you fools ♪ Wake up
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♪ Wake up, wake up, wake up
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♪ Wakey, wakey, rise and shine
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♪ I'm about to lose
my mind ♪ Wake up
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♪ Wake up [Krusha grumbling]
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Huh, what?
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All ya get is, uh... name, rank,
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and serial number...
[Klump snoring]
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At ease, you gutless geckos.
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Now, listen closely.
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While you were catching 40
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winks, I was working my brain
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cells to the bone, hatching the
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most ingeniously cunning plan.
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[Klump yawning]
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Permission to close both eyes
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while I'm listening, sir.
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Denied!
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Even brain challenged bozos like
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you must have noticed that time
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has stopped.
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Well, that's a relief, sir.
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I thought my watch was broken.
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Oh, does... does this mean I
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can stay up late?
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Oh, never mind.
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But there's even better news.
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Donkey Kong, that siesta-ing
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simian, is under a spell.
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He can't wake up, which makes
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the Crystal Coconut
ripe for the picking!
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Understood, sir.
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I'll... initiate, uh...
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operation... ripe for the picking,
sir.
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With, uh, Donkey Kong
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decommissioned, grabbin' the
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Coconut will be a piece of cake.
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00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,955
Ooh, ooh, we get cake, too?
275
00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:06,094
Oh, boy.
276
00:11:06,118 --> 00:11:07,302
Never mind.
277
00:11:07,326 --> 00:11:08,821
DIDDY: "That's far enough!"
278
00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:09,995
What?
279
00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,721
He's supposed to be sleepin'.
280
00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:13,067
"What do you want?"
281
00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:16,657
Oh, coconut pancakes.
282
00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:21,731
Uh,
what the private means is, uh...
283
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,284
[Yawning]
284
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,735
We were out on manoeuvres, ya
285
00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:28,151
see, and got a little hungry for
286
00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:30,567
coconut cake and, well, I... I
287
00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:33,156
guess we got our coordinates
288
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,641
mixed, uh... up.
289
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:37,850
"Nice try, ya lyin' lizard.
290
00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:40,681
You're here to snatch
the Crystal Coconut."
291
00:11:40,705 --> 00:11:42,648
Yes, please.
292
00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,477
Oh, no, no, no.
293
00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:46,238
Don't listen to this dimwit.
294
00:11:46,262 --> 00:11:48,758
"You're makin' me angry."
295
00:11:48,782 --> 00:11:50,932
About face and retreat, troops!
296
00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,037
[Shouting]
297
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,142
Cranky, now!
298
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:58,308
[Yelling]
299
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:01,805
Phewf.
300
00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:02,806
That was close.
301
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:03,807
Couldn't have done it without
302
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:04,808
ya, big buddy.
303
00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:05,809
[Diddy chuckling]
304
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:06,810
They'll be back for the
305
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,053
Coconut, trust me.
306
00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:09,295
We fooled those two brain
307
00:12:09,319 --> 00:12:11,021
cramped barnacles for now, but
308
00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:13,541
that still doesn't
break DK's spell.
309
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,750
There must be
some thing we can...
310
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:17,062
[Yawning]
311
00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,063
Do.
312
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:19,064
Do!
313
00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:20,065
That's it.
314
00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:21,307
Why didn't I think of it before?
315
00:12:21,331 --> 00:12:22,619
Think of what, Cranky?
316
00:12:22,643 --> 00:12:23,793
The Inka Dinka Doo!
317
00:12:23,817 --> 00:12:25,104
He'll know the answer.
318
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:26,209
Diddy, you and Donkey Kong are
319
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,555
taking a little trip.
320
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:31,110
Huh?
321
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:34,907
[Jungle birds calling]
322
00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:35,908
Yoo-hoo.
323
00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,323
Inka Dinka Doo!
324
00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:38,566
I know you're probably wondering
325
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,050
why we dropped in uninvited and
326
00:12:40,074 --> 00:12:41,742
all, but we have an Inka Dinka
327
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:44,054
doozy of a problem, here.
328
00:12:44,078 --> 00:12:46,091
[Rumbling]
329
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:48,438
To break the spell.
330
00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,611
The spell.
331
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,612
Bingo.
332
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,613
Right on the nose first guess.
333
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,615
Boy,
you sure do know every thing.
334
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,617
I bet you're the
smartest idol any where.
335
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,688
That's why we're
sure we can count on...
336
00:12:57,712 --> 00:12:58,724
Quiet!
337
00:12:58,748 --> 00:12:59,725
I could do that.
338
00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:00,726
See?
339
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,314
Zip.
340
00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:04,040
[MUFFLED] Throw away the key.
341
00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:06,836
To wake the ape, and move the
342
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,667
sun in the sky, you must plant a
343
00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:14,636
kiss from the apple in his eye.
344
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,637
Huh?
345
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,467
Well, that makes no sense.
346
00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:18,640
Could you repeat that, just so
347
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,641
we've got it right?
348
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,851
[Inka shouting]
349
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,749
Never mind.
350
00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:26,407
I think I got it.
351
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,098
[Klump yawning]
352
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:29,548
Permission to, uh, relay
353
00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:32,309
intelligence and information,
sir.
354
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,552
Intelligence.
355
00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:35,416
Now, there's a misnomer if I've
356
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,935
ever head one.
357
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,040
Where is my coconut?
358
00:13:39,064 --> 00:13:41,146
Uh, the big monkey wouldn't
359
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,631
release it, sir.
360
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,944
And we said please.
361
00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,773
Are you totally incompetent?
362
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,602
How hard can it be to take a
363
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,812
coconut from a sleeping monkey?
364
00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:55,263
Oh,
but he was as awake as a... as...
365
00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:56,264
[Yawning]
366
00:13:56,288 --> 00:14:00,337
You or, uh... I, sir.
367
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,363
Awake?
368
00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:08,345
He seems to be asleep now.
369
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,657
There, ya see?
370
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,348
He's off in the Land of Nod,
371
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,385
helpless as a puppy.
372
00:14:13,409 --> 00:14:16,906
Want us to,
uh... go back, sir?
373
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,321
No.
374
00:14:18,345 --> 00:14:21,082
I think this time we'll all go.
375
00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:22,877
Oh, taking that coconut from a
376
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,190
drowsy Donkey Kong sounds like
377
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:26,985
too much fun to miss.
378
00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:29,504
[K. Rool cackling]
379
00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:32,507
I don't get it.
380
00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:36,511
[Klump giggling]
381
00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:39,790
Now I get it.
382
00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:43,853
[Krusha laughing]
383
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,446
[K. Rool growling]
384
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:56,359
Oh, boy.
385
00:14:56,383 --> 00:14:57,429
Oh, boy.
386
00:14:57,453 --> 00:14:58,948
I've gotta tell ya, big buddy.
387
00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:00,363
When you wake up, you gotta
388
00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:03,642
start cutting back on
your banana intake.
389
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,678
When he wakes up... Diddy,
390
00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:07,818
what did the Inka Dinka Doo say?
391
00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:08,819
It said some thing about
392
00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,718
apples, and DK's eye.
393
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:12,030
That doesn't make sense.
394
00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:13,963
What were the exact words?
395
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,966
Uh, wake the ape... Uh, move
396
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:19,106
the sun and the sky... Plant a
397
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:22,523
kiss,
oh... From the apple in his eye.
398
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,662
Kind of makes a nice greeting
399
00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:25,112
card, don't ya think?
400
00:15:25,136 --> 00:15:26,182
Apple of his eye.
401
00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:27,355
It means the person he's in love
402
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,633
with, silly, and I think the
403
00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:32,084
answer to that
should be obvious.
404
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:33,361
It sounds crazy, but so is
405
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,363
every thing else
that's happened today.
406
00:15:35,387 --> 00:15:36,813
Might as well give it a try.
407
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:38,159
Yeah, good thinking.
408
00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:42,291
[DK snoring]
409
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,859
Maybe it has to be on the lips.
410
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,275
Good idea, Diddy.
411
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:52,277
DK will be so mad when he finds
412
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,348
out he slept through this.
413
00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:56,408
[Lips smacking]
414
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,016
It looks like your kisses
415
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,363
aren't the right ones, Candy.
416
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:11,675
Guess you're not
the apple of his eye.
417
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,056
Well, that's the last kiss
418
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,369
you're gettin' from me, Mr.
419
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,429
Donkey Kong.
420
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,444
Go on, lay one on him.
421
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,170
DIDDY: Do I have to?
422
00:16:23,194 --> 00:16:24,826
Every one on the island has
423
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,036
kissed him, and so will you!
424
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:29,062
Just do it.
425
00:16:32,306 --> 00:16:36,379
[DK snoring]
426
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:40,773
Next!
427
00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:42,775
I don't have time
for this nonsense.
428
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:43,776
Every second my factory's
429
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,434
stopped,
I'm kissing away a fortune.
430
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,368
Well, try kissing that instead.
431
00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:50,438
Must I?
432
00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,509
I don't normally
kiss on the first date.
433
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,545
If you hope to have your
434
00:16:53,569 --> 00:16:56,617
factory start running again,
yes!
435
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,894
Oh, dear.
436
00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:01,898
[Bluster sputtering]
437
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,900
[DK mumbling]
438
00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:07,962
[DK snoring]
439
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,219
Ew.
440
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:13,979
Lucky he was asleep for that.
441
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:16,395
I could try again, after I
442
00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:20,158
practice with Candy for a bit.
443
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,574
[Bluster chuckling]
444
00:17:22,598 --> 00:17:26,543
[Air deflating]
445
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,718
[Munching]
446
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:31,203
Oh,
how can you eat at a time like this?
447
00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:33,723
Tired or mad,
you still gotta eat.
448
00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:34,724
If it makes you feel any
449
00:17:34,748 --> 00:17:35,725
better, he didn't respond to any
450
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:38,969
of our kisses either.
451
00:17:38,993 --> 00:17:40,281
[Cranky yawning]
452
00:17:40,305 --> 00:17:41,696
There's got to be a twist to
453
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,595
what the Inka Dinka Doo said.
454
00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:46,460
I guess I'm just
too tired to see it.
455
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:47,461
Shh!
456
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:50,912
Cranky, come here.
457
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,536
[Klump yawning]
458
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,469
It's just as we reported before.
459
00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:58,437
Subject is wide awake, sir.
460
00:17:58,461 --> 00:18:00,439
Muttering marsh gas.
461
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:02,200
It appears that dozing Donkey
462
00:18:02,224 --> 00:18:04,305
Kong is actually awake.
463
00:18:04,329 --> 00:18:06,307
So how does it feel talking
464
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:10,173
to your ex-girlfriend,
you big baboon?
465
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:11,174
Keep going.
466
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:13,176
They're still there,
just watching.
467
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,177
I don't know how long I can
468
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,972
keep this up.
469
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:18,871
Klump, the super close up pair.
470
00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:21,633
Uh, try mine, sir.
471
00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:23,693
Never mind.
472
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,019
Hmm, very interesting.
473
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,091
Yes, just as I thought.
474
00:18:31,115 --> 00:18:34,611
For an unevolved species,
they're clever.
475
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,131
But not as clever as King K.
476
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:38,477
Rool!
477
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,273
Donkey Kong is
asleep at the switch.
478
00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:42,654
Oh, how much longer do we
479
00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:44,414
have to keep doing this?
480
00:18:44,438 --> 00:18:45,691
Just till those repulsive
481
00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:47,900
reptiles get bored and go home.
482
00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:51,318
Oh, that's not very kind of you,
Cranky.
483
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:52,319
K. Rool!
484
00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:54,252
Just dropped by to chat with
485
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:57,082
my good buddy Donkey Kong.
486
00:18:57,106 --> 00:19:01,155
[K. Rool laughing]
487
00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:03,675
DIDDY: "Step back,
swamp boy."
488
00:19:03,699 --> 00:19:06,471
Ooh, swamp boy, eh?
489
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:10,337
Is that the best you
could come up with?
490
00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:12,753
"I'm a little tired,
that's all."
491
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,099
Oh, believe me.
492
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:16,136
I understand.
493
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,034
You do look a little sluggish,
494
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,588
and your colour is a little off,
too.
495
00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:22,866
In fact,
you look... How do you say?
496
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:24,627
Oh, yes.
497
00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,042
Comatose.
498
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,043
"Oh, yeah."
499
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,597
Oh, I mean, uh... "Pay no
500
00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:33,049
attention to the monkey
behind the monkey."
501
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,671
Look, boys.
502
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,777
Baboon boy junior was putting
503
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,262
on a little puppet show.
504
00:19:39,286 --> 00:19:42,265
[Chuckling]
505
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:43,301
Oh, button it.
506
00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:44,888
What do you want, K. Rool?
507
00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:46,718
Must you ask?
508
00:19:46,742 --> 00:19:50,584
Really, Cranky,
I expected better of you.
509
00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:52,241
The Crystal Coconut is coming
510
00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:54,208
home with me, the new commander
511
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:56,693
and chief of Kongo Bongo, and
512
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,281
there's nothing you tiresome
513
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:00,110
primates can do about it.
514
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,526
[Candy gasping]
515
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,874
Boys, claim my jewel.
516
00:20:04,898 --> 00:20:07,117
Not so fast, bayou breath.
517
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:11,018
Ooh, he's a tough little monkey.
518
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,226
Battle stations!
519
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,676
Incomin'!
520
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,505
[Krusha laughing]
521
00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:18,715
Banana slamma'!
522
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:19,923
Woo, yeah!
523
00:20:19,947 --> 00:20:21,442
I got him, I got him.
524
00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:23,133
No, I don't got him.
525
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:24,273
[Klump grunting]
526
00:20:24,297 --> 00:20:25,274
Over there.
527
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,447
Jump him!
528
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:28,415
DIDDY: Take that, and that!
529
00:20:28,439 --> 00:20:29,899
What a breathtaking display
530
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,280
of buffoonery.
531
00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:33,730
End this now, or you'll end up
532
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,423
as matched sets of luggage!
533
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:40,116
[Klump moaning]
534
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,117
[Diddy laughing]
535
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:42,118
Look at me!
536
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,119
I did it!
537
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:46,053
Little old me,
I saved the Coconut!
538
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,641
Charming sentiment, you
539
00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:49,574
pathetic pee-wee.
540
00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:51,472
But I'll be taking custody of
541
00:20:51,496 --> 00:20:54,026
the Coconut from here on.
542
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,684
[DK yawning]
543
00:20:56,708 --> 00:21:00,816
[DK snoring]
544
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:04,451
[K. Rool shouting]
545
00:21:04,475 --> 00:21:05,452
Sir, look out!
546
00:21:05,476 --> 00:21:06,453
I can't see!
547
00:21:06,477 --> 00:21:08,938
There's apples in my eyes.
548
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:12,493
[Klump shouting]
549
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:13,460
[Lips smacking]
550
00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:15,520
Oops.
551
00:21:18,454 --> 00:21:21,813
K. Rool had
apples in his eyes.
552
00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,953
That's what the spell meant.
553
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,989
[K. Rool sputtering]
554
00:21:26,013 --> 00:21:27,025
[DK yawning]
555
00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:28,164
DIDDY: He's back.
556
00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:29,165
[K. Rool gasping]
557
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,200
Uh-oh.
558
00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:32,306
This wasn't what I anticipated.
559
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,446
Banana slamma'!
560
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:35,689
[Rumbling]
561
00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:36,724
[Clock ticking]
562
00:21:36,748 --> 00:21:38,347
[Bells ringing]
563
00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:40,556
Hey,
the clocks are moving again.
564
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,074
Hmm, this is not quite what I
565
00:21:42,098 --> 00:21:43,455
was expecting.
566
00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:46,078
Let's see, where were we?
567
00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,079
Oh, right.
568
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,254
Banana slamma'!
569
00:21:49,278 --> 00:21:52,637
[Shouting]
570
00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:55,087
[K. Rool whistling]
571
00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,297
Thanks so much for the visit.
572
00:21:57,321 --> 00:21:59,368
I had a simply marvellous time,
573
00:21:59,392 --> 00:22:02,371
but I really must be going.
574
00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:05,615
In that case,
let me show you the door.
575
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:08,549
[K. Rool yelling]
576
00:22:08,573 --> 00:22:12,277
[K. Rool groaning]
577
00:22:12,301 --> 00:22:15,970
[Shouting]
578
00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:17,834
Leaving so soon?
579
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,895
Too bad.
580
00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:24,116
But Candy, you know I would've
581
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:25,359
responded to your kisses if I
582
00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:27,361
wasn't sleeping like a baby!
583
00:22:27,385 --> 00:22:28,914
I'm awake now.
584
00:22:28,938 --> 00:22:30,847
You could try again.
585
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,608
Aw, go on, Candy.
586
00:22:32,632 --> 00:22:33,747
Give him a break.
587
00:22:33,771 --> 00:22:35,473
He did cause all this trouble,
588
00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:37,026
but the big lug also saved the
589
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:38,614
Crystal Coconut.
590
00:22:38,638 --> 00:22:40,674
Oh, all right.
591
00:22:46,715 --> 00:22:47,692
[Candy gasping]
592
00:22:47,716 --> 00:22:49,694
What did I do?
593
00:22:49,718 --> 00:22:51,754
Oh, DK, speak to me!
594
00:22:53,963 --> 00:22:55,596
Gotcha!
595
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:59,728
[All laughing]
596
00:23:09,047 --> 00:23:17,047
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