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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- Elena!
- Elena!
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- Elena!
- Elena!
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Mia! Mia! Mia!
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Marvelous.
Eight years of pure Charles.
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Well, we could take it slow?
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Oh, you'll be amazed
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at how slow we're gonna take it.
Billie!
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♪ ("AVENUE 5"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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- Iris? I-- Iris!
- I'm right here.
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Oh, yeah,
that's 'cause I saved you.
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Assert your leadership,
and don't take questions.
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All right, every-- everyone,
I'm the leader now,
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so if you need anything
at all, ask Iris!
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She has nothing for you!
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Hey, all my meds
are on the other ship.
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Oh. Well,
I admire your optimism.
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Someone needs to tell us
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if we're in the dead zone!
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If this is indeed the dead zone,
then I knew that already,
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and wanted to be with you,
the proletariat, at the end.
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You're welcome.
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- That's a beautiful sentiment.
- And it's true!
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You didn't need to add that.
That creates doubt
that wasn't there.
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This is my life. God knows
it's not much of one,
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but again and again, Judd
just wipes his nose with it.
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Focus, focus, focus.
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I'm gonna keep saying "focus"
until you focus.
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I-- I think I can help.
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Jaz, track the asteroid.
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Billie, find out what we've got
and they haven't.
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Okay, so we have
got the engines, the thrusters,
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the ice rink, the bingo machine,
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the nav computers,
and six go-karts.
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And they have... Oh, God,
they have the eels.
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Who's got the cannibal?
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Uh, I believe we do,
but we also have Frank.
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Great. So, if we end up
eating each other,
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at least we'll have
a nice garnish.
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Well, a garnish.
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Signal's back.
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Elena?
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Ryan, what is happening?
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Ah, well, it-- it seems like I--
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I might have dropped
a bit of a bollock.
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Ry-- Ryan? Mierda!
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But it's all gonna be okay.
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Well, that's going in
The Guinness Book of Lies.
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Jaz, will you get
the comms back online?
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Well, the transmitter's
in the front half.
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Those who know how to work it
are in the back.
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Well, tell the front
to fix it!
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Well, we can't,
because there's no signal.
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Look, just fucking sort it,
will you? Now!
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You're just yelling impossible
instructions at people!
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I know! Now get on it!
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Sorry, I have now fixed it, actually.
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I forgot about the backup.
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See? Sometimes it works.
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Knock-knock. Not a joke.
I think I can help.
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- Okay,
I'm really focusing...
- No, Spike, this is...
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- this is not the moment.
- ...on what we've gotta do
right now, so...
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Um, I'd--
I'd make that seven.
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You know, ev--
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Mommy's gonna be fine.
We're gonna be fine.
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It's gonna be like one of those
old-timey comedies,
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where a guy gets left in charge
of a newborn baby...
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...and gets hit
with a missile.
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So more like a dramedy.
Okay? A dramedy.
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Okay, Doug?
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Mia!
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Okay, Doug, support her head!
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Support her head,
raise her bilingual,
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and never let her
date a drummer!
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Should I write this down?
Oh shit!
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Did you just drop our baby?
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What happened?
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Uh, okay, we've got 90 percent
of the cabins, the gym,
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the bridge, but nothing
that the bridge controls,
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apart from the lights.
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We've got the basketball courts,
but they've got the basketballs.
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- And we've got the spa.
- All right.
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Well, we'll need it after miming
all that basketball.
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Oh, and we've got the eels!
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Oh, good,
'cause I'm fucking starving.
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My kid is in the other half.
I want to see my kid!
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God, um...
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Do you have another kid
that you could focus on?
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Rav!
I'm sorry.
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- Rav!
- What? What?
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Mia's breasts,
actually, all of Mia,
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are back on the other side
of the ship.
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- What should I do to feed her?
- I don't know, Doug!
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Take it to a restaurant,
give it a menu!
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Does anyone know
how to breastfeed?
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Yes, me! I am this child's
biological father and I'm ready.
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Love will accomplish
what science hasn't.
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How did this just get worse?
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Bridge is closed. Get out.
Man your posts.
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The seat of power so long
denied to me by my enemies.
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Except there is no seat.
Can we bring in a seat?
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No. Sitting is weak.
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And you won't be able to see
over the wheel, so...
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Shut the door. Shut it!
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Okay, we can hunker down
in here for now.
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You can't hunker
from a missile, Karen.
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My whole life is flashing
before my eyes, honey.
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Kindergarten, I excelled.
Middle school, harder.
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Puberty was like a bungee jump
without a rope. And now...
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- Frank, do not tailspin.
- Okay.
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We're gonna stay here
and nest and be safe.
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Like a couple of hermit crabs.
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Ooh.
Cleaning vinegar.
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You soak
one inch of cloth, honey,
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it becomes semi-edible tofu!
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No more cooking, Frank. Really.
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I feel like I've eaten
six bathrooms.
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All right, you two,
I want constant updates
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on the asteroid.
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It's our prize
if we don't go boom.
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Jaz, how long have we got?
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Fifty-five minutes.
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Oh, God, 55 minutes. It's like
walking towards the guillotine.
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If the guillotine was
55 minutes' walk away.
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Excuse me.
Hello. I have a plan--
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- No, Spike.
- Spike, really,
we don't wanna hear it, okay?
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I'm dying.
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I can sacrifice myself
to save the ship.
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What?
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Um, I had, uh, had chest pain.
Got a medical machine scan.
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Inoperable prolapsed
mitral valve. Calcified to fuck.
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- Well, how--
- How long? Three weeks.
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No, Spike,
how are we gonna save the ship?
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Well, we have a, uh,
a one-man escape pod.
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I can hop into it. I can fly
straight into the missile.
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One man absorbs the blow,
6,000 say, "Thanks, pal."
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Can he do that?
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Uh, in theory, yeah,
he can do that. You can...
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So you-- you would fly
into the missile...
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and... and fuck me,
we all get to live!
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Yeah, we all get to live!
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- This is-- this is joyous news!
- Oh my god!
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I mean, it's-- not for you.
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- No.
- Obviously.
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But-- but joyous!
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And also unbelievably sad.
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Unspeakable sorrow.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, FADES) ♪
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If any of you guys have
last requests,
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or you want to unburden yourself
of some family secret,
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now's the time.
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I wanna go back to Earth,
hold this baby up
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like a lion cub in front of
Mia's evil sister,
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and say,
"Who's barren now, bitch?
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Tell me, Paulina,
who the fuck is barren now?"
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Heh. Paulina would look so dumb.
Good one, Doug.
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Oh. I may need that.
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It's all gone fucksy-daisy
out there.
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We need an urgent plan
to deal with the missile.
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Right. Uh, I ran a crisis
management course
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that I did not attend.
I've got this.
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Mm.
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Hello, this is Commander Judd
of Avenue 5. Both of them.
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Come in, Earth. I repeat,
come in, you assholes.
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Uh, we need help,
so maybe don't lead
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with calling everyone
on Earth an asshole.
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Mia!
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- Doug!
- Are you still in the bathroom?
I'm gonna help you escape,
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- but very quietly.
- Okay, okay!
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Yeah, listen,
take the electric toothbrush--
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What, am I gonna veneer
my way outta this?
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No, no, no,
take the head off of it
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- and there's gonna be
a pointy bit there.
- Okay.
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And I want you to drill
a hole in the wall.
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I saw it in a movie once.
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All right, I'm... I'm ready.
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Don't hit any wires.
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This ship is so cheap,
there probably aren't any wires.
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I'm through, I'm through.
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Okay, good.
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This is a very small hole, Doug.
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Try to shout through it now.
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Hello! Hello! I drilled a hole
in the wall! I'm really sorry!
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This message...
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- What are you doing?
- Shh!
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People of Avenue 5...
- Oh my god.
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...you're being sent
this message to save you...
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It could actually be God.
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Is God single?
Because she sounds amazing.
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It's not God, it's a woman
that does detergent commercials,
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but knock yourself out.
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People of Avenue 5,
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you are being sent this message
to save you...
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I'm gonna go out there
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and I'm gonna tell them
about the Space Siren.
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Yes, that's what
I'm calling her.
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Everybody,
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- I have amazing news!
- Hello? Uh, my name is
Herman Twam Judd,
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and I am a very highly
influential figure.
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Type my name into
any search engine.
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Uh, please ignore
the smear campaigns.
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People of Avenue 5,
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you are being sent this message
to save you...
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...any doubt that this missile
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will eradicate you
in 27 minutes.
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They are all assholes.
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♪ (RAPID ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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It's just hit me.
Spike is gonna die.
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- That's just hit you?
- I should write a eulogy
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befitting his massive humanity.
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Actually, that's--
no, that's rather good.
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- You should write that down.
- I will, amen to that.
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- Make a note of that.
- I will, for sure.
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So now, you've got to call Judd
and make nice, okay?
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You've gotta get on.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hey, Herman, my Judd-bud...
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...it's Ryan here! Ha!
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How the other half lives, eh?
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Listen, if we beat the missile,
we need to work together.
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We've got some really nice stuff
over here.
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Um, we've got...
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Um... linen?
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We've got linens,
we've got...
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The-- all the condiments,
the condiments.
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- We've got the condiments.
- Condiments.
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Sixty large yoga balls.
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What do we have?
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We have...
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Oh. We've got... waves.
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Oh! Eels!
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Just fucking say eels.
We have eels.
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Don't let him think he's won.
Because he has,
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but don't let him think
that he's won.
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In the kingdom of the eels,
the man with the eels is king.
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- I'm not gonna say that.
- I was thinking maybe...
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twenty toilet rolls per eel?
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Because we've got
the toilet rolls.
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So unless you wanna wipe
your arse with an eel,
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and I'm sorry even for
putting that sentence out there,
241
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,192
I think you might wanna trade.
242
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,486
You know what else we've got
in the front half, Ryan?
243
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,612
The light controls.
244
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,780
Oh, for--
245
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,073
What are the eels
worth to you, Ryan?
246
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,409
It's like negotiating
with an evil doll.
247
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,371
Oh, Spike's ready.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
248
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,455
Okay. We'll think about it!
249
00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,124
So will we,
but we'll think faster.
250
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,458
Oh! Here's one.
251
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,919
"He died as he lived... alone."
252
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,171
By 18 months,
she should be talking.
253
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,091
Twenty-four months, I'd like
fully formed sentences.
254
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,676
According to the plan,
it was 32 months
255
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,761
- for fully formed sentences.
- Fuck the plan, Doug.
256
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,305
- We're going rogue.
- Don't panic.
257
00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:00,016
Together we will consensually
co-parent this child.
258
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,518
Doug, keep Mads
away from my baby!
259
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,020
He's too good-looking!
260
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,981
He's never had to think about
anything in his entire life!
261
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,316
Hello? Hello?
262
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,568
Oh my god! What's happening?
263
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,069
Hello, lady.
264
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,154
Oh, thank god!
265
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,114
I thought I was gonna die
on the toilet
266
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,658
like my fifth-grade math tutor!
267
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,202
Matt, I wanna marry Ryan.
And Charles.
268
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,998
I wanna make this big, weird
family official. Right, kids?
269
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:24,957
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
270
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,002
You, me, Daddy,
and Captain Daddy.
271
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,046
Marriage of the damned.
272
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,464
Beautiful.
273
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,590
Uh, my guess is,
274
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,633
the wedding booth
on level five is free,
275
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,219
but I can't do it
because I'm manufacturing
276
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,639
a death apparatus
to incinerate myself.
277
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,390
Great. All right. Let's go.
278
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,892
- Thank you.
- Mazel tov.
279
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,438
My hero, Spike!
280
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,693
Whoo! Go Spike!
281
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,866
What did I miss?
282
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,285
Spike's killing himself,
but it's a good thing.
283
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,788
Oh, good.
I hope he's gonna be okay.
284
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:08,042
Elena wants to marry us.
We're going to be hus-boths.
285
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,586
- Are we?
- Yeah.
286
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,590
Wow! God, marriage and death
on one day.
287
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,634
I wish I'd worn better socks.
288
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,387
Congratulations!
Grooms in da room.
289
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,139
It won't be real
because you can't consummate,
290
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,475
but I'm absolutely
thrilled for you.
291
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,352
Billie, do you think
this is gonna work?
292
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,354
Uh, yeah. It should.
293
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,523
Oh! You mean your marriage. No.
294
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,947
Uh, I'm gonna read out
some tributes to Spike.
295
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,199
Hope this doesn't
turn into a roast.
296
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,826
No, that comes later!
297
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,499
Uh, I think, yes.
This is from Craig, cabin 631.
298
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:51,502
"We never spoke,
but I like astronauts."
299
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,255
Sorry, I-- I haven't
had time to...
300
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,714
Captain, I think we need
to move this...
301
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,800
- Yes! Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
- It's ready, so...
302
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,009
Uh... Oh, look,
303
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,845
- there's one here from Frank.
- Hi, buddy.
304
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,930
"Spike, thank you for
Cuddle Club.
305
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,057
The way your body melted
into mine
306
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,476
felt more like home
than anything I've ever known."
307
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,645
"Than anything
I've ever known," Frank?
308
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,022
-"Than anything
I've ever known?"
- Sorry.
309
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,482
We're just wasting fuel
at this point.
310
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,568
Okay, we're done, then,
with this bit. I think...
311
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,819
Yes. Yes, absolutely.
312
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,279
Spike, any last words?
313
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,615
Uh, yes, it-- There's
something I'd like to say.
314
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,160
I've, uh, been...
315
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,496
I guess been building up
to saying this my whole life.
316
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,290
- Most--
- Yeah, Spike, I think we get it.
317
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,624
- That's... yeah.
- Oh. Oh.
318
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,918
- So we can...
- I-- I understand. I understand.
319
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,464
- Here we go, Spike.
- Spike, uh, listen.
320
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,007
I've-- I've written a eulogy
for you myself.
321
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,050
And I'm really pleased with
the way it's coming together.
322
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,552
I don't wanna rush it,
but I have to go
323
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,345
- and get married, so Godspeed.
- Yeah. Bye.
324
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,972
- All right?
- Bye. Forever.
325
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,642
- Any tips on how to fly her?
- It's an escape pod.
326
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,352
You just sit in it
while it escapes.
327
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,271
You remember
who you're talking to.
328
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,898
I landed a module on Mars!
329
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,483
Yeah, well, you're definitely
qualified to sit
330
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,443
in an escape pod then,
but then so is a potato.
331
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,570
Launch sequence initiated.
332
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,197
Okay, uh, well, safe trip.
333
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,532
Uh, not safe, obviously,
but trip.
334
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,828
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
335
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,664
six, five, four...
336
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,501
three, two, one.
337
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,669
Launch.
338
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:21,133
♪ (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
339
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,847
{\an8}♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
340
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,725
Bye, Rav.
341
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,690
Hello! Hello, everyone, sorry,
sorry to keep you waiting, uh,
342
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,026
I've just been wishing Spike
a happy obliteration.
343
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,736
- Uh, who's got--
- Take your seats,
everyone!
344
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,363
Take your seats anywhere--
Not there, not there!
345
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,240
- It's fine. You're fine.
- Move it down, please!
346
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,158
You're here now. Let's, uh,
let's get a wiggle on,
347
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,326
make this puppy legal.
348
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,245
Yeah, all right,
wind your neck in, Charles.
349
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,496
This is for Elena.
350
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,415
She'll make a lovely bride.
I imagine. She's not here.
351
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,209
I knew you'd be here.
352
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,294
Have you come
as an Arctic sniper?
353
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,713
Wha-- wha--
Or are you the next pope? What?
354
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,298
You needed witnesses. I'm here.
355
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,300
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Can we just move this along?
356
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,803
- Who's got the, uh, the, the--
- Frank, Frank!
357
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,846
- Frank! Frank! Let's go.
- Oh, yeah.
358
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,767
♪ (WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
359
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,852
Okay, Captain, we've really
gotta move it, okay?
360
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,313
Elena, could you...
361
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,235
Okay, uh, Frank. Hit wedding.
362
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,653
Hey, hey, you virgins!
363
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,406
I bet tonight's gonna get
all sorts of fuckin' nasty.
364
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:29,243
But before we get there,
"Let's Get Hitched
with Herman Judd."
365
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,869
Fuck it, no! No! Stop, stop!
366
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,413
I'm-- Stop it. I can't do this.
367
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,709
I cannot get married
under Judd's watchful nipples.
368
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,210
Okay, we're gonna do this
somewhere else.
369
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,587
Elena, we'll just be
one minute.
370
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,630
- Okay.
- Much nicer, uh, other place.
371
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,132
- All right?
- Okay, mi amor. Okay.
372
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,217
- Come on, everybody.
- You heard him!
Let's go, let's go!
373
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,969
Keep it moving,
let's go, go, go!
374
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,137
Where are we going?
375
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,972
An open sewer would be
better than this.
376
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,974
♪ (RAPID ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
377
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,058
I need you to marry us.
378
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,685
Ryan doesn't want
Judd doing it, so...
379
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,062
That seems so sad.
Someone on their deathbed,
380
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,023
{\an8}marrying three people
on their deathbeds,
381
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,150
in a giant deathbed factory.
382
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,903
Just say the vows, you prick.
Okay? Great.
383
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,325
Yeah, let's just do it here.
I'm tired of running.
384
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,284
Okay.
385
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,785
It's as bad as anywhere else,
I suppose.
386
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,203
Everybody, get a seat.
387
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,663
Who's got the, uh...
388
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,624
- Yep, yep, yep!
- Oh, Frank's still got it.
All right, let's go.
389
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,916
♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
390
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,794
No, no, no,
skip that bit, skip that.
391
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:24,423
Dearly beloved slash condemned,
uh, we're gathered here today
392
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,385
to celebrate the joyous slash
heartbreaking union
393
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,846
of you three people
as you commit to spending
394
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,350
the rest of your harrowingly
short lives together.
395
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,185
Okay, everyone, listen!
396
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,811
Listen, I've got it!
397
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,854
Okay.
398
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,731
Do they think
Rav's in charge here?
399
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,566
This is either the first
or the final stage
400
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,151
of carbon monoxide poisoning.
401
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,862
Um, how about we
kill the engine, the lights,
402
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,323
the power,
we go completely dark.
403
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,533
The missile passes us by. Boom!
404
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,370
I mean, the opposite of boom,
hopefully, but who's with me?
405
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,499
Do you, Potential Spouse One,
406
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,877
take Potential Spouse Two
as your lawfully wedded spouse?
407
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,380
Not massively clear,
but yes, I do.
408
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,423
And do you,
Potential Spouse Two,
409
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,218
take Spouse One
as your lawfully wedded spouse?
410
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,219
I do.
411
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,637
Will you stop mouthing along?
412
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,888
I'm being an effing witness!
413
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,765
Boundaries,
honey, please.
414
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,602
Okay, everybody, uh, get ready!
Get ready, find a space.
415
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,020
Okay, here goes.
416
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,691
And since you are a throuple,
do you, Potential Spouse Three,
417
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,859
take Confirmed Spouses
One and Two
418
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,611
as your lawfully wedded spouses?
419
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,238
Disable systems!
420
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,491
What happened?
Where-- where did she go?
421
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,159
I didn't-- I didn't touch,
I didn't do any--
422
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,703
- I didn't touch it.
- We've gotta finish it.
423
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,705
She... she didn't say her vows.
424
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,915
Does that mean
just us are married?
425
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,919
Oh, tits.
426
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:48,882
I mean...
Uh, I said "I do," so...
427
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,259
So I think we're good.
428
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,136
Because we still have
a missile to stop
429
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,430
and an asteroid to harvest
before we cut the cake.
430
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,181
Wait, did you just
marry Karen?
431
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,224
- No!
- Maybe.
432
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,475
You married my wife?
433
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,853
- Yes, I think so.
- Mazel tov. Captain!
434
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,398
If you hadn't dithered,
we'd be done by now.
435
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,066
If we survive this,
I will annul you.
436
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,776
- You don't mean that.
- I thought you were
437
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,695
- just a witness.
- I think we're married, honey.
438
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,113
- Charles?
- Hmm?
439
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,156
Oh! Oh.
440
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:15,868
I'm just
a happy bride!
441
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,494
Everyone!
442
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,080
We need total silence.
443
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,460
You should challenge that.
444
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,378
- Hey Rav?
- What?
445
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,464
- You mean total silence?
- Yes!
446
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,798
That doesn't seem possible.
447
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,467
- Great challenge.
- We should go.
448
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,218
Oh my god, guys! Shush!
449
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,684
Guys, I'm kind of hoping
that we die now.
450
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,144
Is-- is that strange?
451
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,480
Four words. Shut the fuck up!
452
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,900
That's actually five words.
453
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,610
Shush!
454
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,320
Wait, no, it's four. My bad.
455
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,864
Just shut up! Just shut up.
Everyone, shut up.
456
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,616
You have gotta call Lucas.
457
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,951
I grabbed this
just before the split,
458
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,955
- so you could call Lucas!
- Oh, you little beauty.
459
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,957
Not you. I mean, not,
not that you're not--
460
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,834
Oh my god, Ryan, I don't care,
just do the call.
461
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,298
Ryan! How you doing?
462
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,342
Lucas, we have good news.
463
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,510
Hey! Hey!
464
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,595
{\an8}The missile is not going
to hit us now.
465
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,097
{\an8}And even better news,
we're about to harvest
466
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,516
a large amount of lithium,
467
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,268
so suck, as it were, on that.
468
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,187
{\an8}How exactly
are you gonna get this lithium?
469
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,816
{\an8}We propose to trade the lithium
for a rescue.
470
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,651
Yeah, and a proper rescue,
not just some guy
471
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,027
with a headlamp
and an energy bar.
472
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,655
And in return, we will
save you from extinction.
473
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,615
How does that sound?
Pretty good, I would think.
474
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,534
How are we doing on the eulogy?
475
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,701
- Billie?
- Yeah?
476
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,744
{\an8}Ryan?
477
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,995
Oh, shit, Captain!
478
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,164
- Captain, they've gone dark!
- Ryan?
479
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,874
They switched their lights off
480
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,751
so that the missile
latches onto us!
481
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,836
Ryan?
482
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,754
Such a low-down,
shitty thing to do!
483
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,256
Why the fuck
didn't I think of that?
484
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,633
What's he doing?
485
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,885
Do missiles go
for flashing lights?
486
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,053
I thought that was moths.
487
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,888
You there? No? Fuck.
488
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,139
Hold on, Lucas!
489
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,058
I gotta speak
to this demented toddler.
490
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,268
- Judd!
- Oh, hey, Ryan.
491
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,270
If you want your lights
back on--
492
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,855
And eels, if we survive.
493
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:12,693
And eels, if we survive, then
we're gonna need some linens,
494
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:17,072
five thousand toilet rolls,
half the medicine, and mustard.
495
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,032
We want all the mustard.
496
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,409
You like mustard.
497
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,202
Just say fucking, "Yes!"
498
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,997
You can have the absolutely
irrelevant mustard.
499
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,044
"Corporeal bonds." I like that.
500
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,629
Yeah. Okay.
501
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:36,508
And also, uh, "Brave..."
No. "Noble..."
502
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,552
"Brave-slash-noble humanity."
That'll do for now.
503
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,470
- Great. Great.
- Lucas, you still there?
504
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,723
Yes, I am still here,
and I'm not the one who's got
505
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,266
a missile heading towards me,
by the way,
506
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,684
so I'm gonna need some details
of this plan.
507
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,020
Okay, Spike's closing in
on the missile. Five minutes.
508
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,897
- Put him on. Where is the...
- Okay. I'll get the eulogy.
509
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,316
- That one.
- I'll get the-- I'm getting
the eulogy up. Okay.
510
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,735
Ryan. Ryan?
511
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,236
- Spike Martin.
- Oh, and Ryan,
512
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,030
we're gonna need
all the pillows, too.
513
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,239
Go, go, go, go, go!
514
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,158
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
515
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,162
Judd! Fuck the pillows!
You can sleep on the mustard!
516
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,960
Spike Martin.
Godspeed, old friend.
517
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,546
Know this. We will honor you
518
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,465
and the noble-slash-braves...
519
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,844
the braves... sacrifice
that you will have made,
520
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,346
all of our lives.
521
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,805
I really don't like that.
522
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,265
Well, you told me
to put a slash.
523
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,892
- Well, yeah-- I know--
- But it was
either-or, so...
524
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,977
- But I couldn't
read that, could I?
- I think he liked it.
525
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,187
Spike?
526
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,314
That's badly written.
527
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,109
Ooh, seat warmer.
528
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,946
Fancy a last blast
of fun down there.
529
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,531
Medical scan selected.
530
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,741
Cholesterol, high.
531
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,618
I like butter, so fuck you.
532
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,038
You will live on,
in our hearts and memories.
533
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,207
We will always...
534
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,376
Cardiac health, excellent.
535
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,252
What?
536
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,004
Minor inflammation
in the left ventricle.
537
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,633
May flag as mitral valve
prolapse if incorrectly scanned.
538
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,343
Treatment, aspirin.
539
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,470
Wait... the robot was wrong?
540
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,681
...as you slip
these corporeal bonds
541
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,975
and take your rightful place
in the firmament--
542
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,518
- Oh, and Ryan, um...
- Jesus Christ!
543
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,270
We're only gonna be able to send
one crate of eels a month.
544
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,106
- I hope that's okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.
545
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,649
Uh...
546
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,319
Will you fuck massively
and totally off?
547
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,029
- Who's talking now?
- Not you, Lucas.
548
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,781
Lucas?
549
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,160
- Your fearlessness
will inspire ge--
- I'm not doing it.
550
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,162
- Hello? Spike?
- I'm not doing it.
551
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,414
You're not doing what?
552
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,124
I'm gonna live!
553
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,834
So I'm turning
the escape pod around.
554
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,669
Well, I think we all knew
that was gonna happen.
555
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,087
No! No, no, no, Spike.
556
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,463
You grow a spine, Spike,
557
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,049
and you throw that spine
at the fucking missile!
558
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,426
Spike is gonna fly
into the missile.
559
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,136
Why are you negotiating
without me?
560
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,637
Oh, for fuck's sake.
561
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,888
Oh, you know,
if you switch this,
562
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,391
then everyone can hear everyone.
563
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,059
Well, why didn't
you tell me that before--?
564
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,728
Did you not see me going...?
565
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,062
I wondered what that was about.
566
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,358
The reason I didn't tell you, Judd,
567
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,570
is because the last chats
you had with Lucas went so well
568
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,321
he fired a missile at us!
569
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,740
I'm a master negotiator.
570
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,867
I just negotiated
for all the pillows.
571
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,910
If idiocy was
an orthodox church,
572
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,122
you'd be an archdeacon!
You'd be Pope Herman the Fuck!
573
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,249
- Spike?
- Well, you're not
a real man, Ryan.
574
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,418
You're just a coat hanger
for despair.
575
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,254
- You're a shoe tree for twat!
- Spike!
576
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:23,425
You're unhealthy for everyone.
You're bad for us all,
577
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,595
in a pure, unadulterated,
ass-banana way.
578
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,931
I just came up with that word
right now. Ass-banana.
579
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,476
Could you come up
with ass-banana? I doubt it.
580
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,685
Stop saying ass-banana.
581
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,896
Spike, please! I'm gonna need
some more information.
582
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:40,358
Here's all the info you need.
Fuck this, I'm not doing it.
583
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,819
No. Spike, you have to do it.
There's a baby in here.
584
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,781
I say this with--
with lots of love.
585
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,574
That baby's gonna have
to swivel.
586
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,327
Spike, whatever the problem is,
you just tell us
587
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,329
and we'll talk you through.
We're all here.
588
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,789
- Right.
- We're all here.
589
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,375
The problem is,
I'm a massive chickenshit.
590
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,335
- Yeah, well, he is.
- That is not helpful!
591
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,378
But with the ventricles
of a 20-year-old,
592
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,588
so I'm coming back!
593
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,174
No! No, no, no, no, Spike,
come on, you can do this!
594
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,384
- You're a hero!
- No!
595
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,094
You've always been
a hero to us, Spike.
596
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,638
I'm-- I'm crying.
597
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,307
Heroes don't-- don't--
They don't cry.
598
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,018
- Oh, they totally do!
- Yeah!
599
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,895
- All the time!
- All the time!
600
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,396
It's wonderful
that you're in touch
601
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:19,940
with your vulnerable side.
602
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,108
Having said that,
603
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,236
you do absolutely have
to fucking kill yourself.
604
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,238
Don't listen to him.
Listen to me.
605
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,989
You really do need
to kill yourself,
606
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,574
but because I said it,
not Ryan.
607
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,119
Two minutes
to total eradication.
608
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,037
Unnecessary addition of "total."
609
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,163
Uh-- oh, yes.
610
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,624
Tautology at a time like this,
it's insane.
611
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,626
Okay.
612
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:42,087
Come on, you old bastard,
you can do this.
613
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,798
All right, listen.
614
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,759
Um, I have some frozen sperm,
and I want you to have it.
615
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,511
Oh, goddammit,
you're gonna die too.
616
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,054
Well, I want you
to have it anyway.
617
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,764
And this isn't me
hitting on you,
618
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,349
so don't get legal.
619
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,184
Those are your last words to me?
620
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,519
"Don't get legal"?
621
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,901
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
622
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,908
Nope. I can't.
623
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,287
- Ah!
- Oh.
624
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,539
Oh!
625
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,249
Oh my god!
626
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,127
- No, no!
- He's only gone
and accidentally saved us!
627
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,045
Oh my God!
628
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,255
He did it!
629
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,550
Lucas! I'm over several moons
to be able to inform you
630
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,594
that the lithium is on its way.
631
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,305
We've only gone
and saved Planet Earth.
632
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,682
- You are barely welcome.
- Oh, wait, no.
633
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,392
The missile looks like
it's now headed for the--
634
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,229
Asteroid.
635
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,482
Can I call you back?
636
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,989
What the-- What?
637
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,074
That's why
they call it a missile!
638
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,242
Because it misses!
639
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,370
I don't know how I feel!
640
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:01,625
I don't know how I feel.
641
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,421
Reactivate systems!
642
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,465
Oh! Oh, I think I just
saved the ship!
643
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,091
I think you did!
644
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,929
Oh! Oh! Adulation?
Not unpleasant.
645
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,140
I might start doing cocaine
after this!
646
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,642
Oh, ah!
647
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,729
I'm a fucking legend!
648
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,147
All right, put me down,
put me down.
649
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:28,151
All yield. All hail Rav.
All yield. All hail Rav!
650
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:32,405
All yield! All hail Rav!
651
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,615
All yield!
652
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,075
- All hail Rav!
- Matt, we did it!
653
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,618
We're alive!
654
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:38,995
Oh, um...
655
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,081
- All yield! All hail Rav!
- Hey.
656
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:45,293
Hi! I just wanted
to let everyone know,
657
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,295
I saved us. You're welcome.
658
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,505
It was nothing.
659
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,215
Yeah, you're darn right
it was nothing.
660
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,466
- You did nothing.
- Yeah!
661
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,386
He-- he ran away
and got fussy about bed linen.
662
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,138
He's a super big sociopath,
and we should kill him!
663
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,598
- Yeah!
- It's-- it's cool--
664
00:25:58,598 --> 00:25:59,724
That's against ship rules.
665
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,060
Okay, we can't kill him.
It's against ship rules.
666
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,853
What... what can we do?
667
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:07,107
Uh, you know what we do
to jellyfish?
668
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,442
- No?
- Is we feed them to eels.
669
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,152
Oh, we can feed him to the eels!
670
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,863
Feed him now! Feed him now!
671
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:14,948
Feed him now!
672
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,324
- Uh...
- Guys?
673
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,910
I would just say that
I don't wanna be fed to eels.
674
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,746
- Why?
- Because I saved us.
675
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:25,000
And I got us a great deal
on pillows and mustard.
676
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,167
We didn't get the pillows.
677
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,335
- Fuck.
- Get him!
678
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,756
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
679
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,389
They're incredibly suggestible.
680
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:44,227
To the eels!
To the eels! To the eels!
681
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,771
♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
682
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,775
{\an8}Holy shit. That is impressive.
683
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,987
Yeah. Quite the happy ending,
isn't it?
684
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,989
All right.
Let me make some calls.
685
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,825
{\an8}And, uh,
sorry about the missile.
686
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,577
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
687
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,705
So is this all we managed
to save?
688
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,664
Yeah.
689
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,374
It could power
an electric scooter
690
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,835
- for about 25 minutes.
- Uh-huh.
691
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,130
So in addition to destroying
692
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,549
almost all the lithium
in the galaxy,
693
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,135
there's a good chance
I'm married to Karen Kelly.
694
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:19,721
Bit of golf?
695
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,097
The golf course is actually
on the other side...
696
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:23,058
- of the ship, yeah.
- It's on the other side, yeah.
697
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:32,192
♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
698
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,843
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
699
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,576
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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