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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,469 Oh, smell that air. 2 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:16,056 Grass and lemonade and a little bit of mint. 3 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,684 Just a hint of mint, it must be the 1920's. 4 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,937 You can tell what year it is, just by smelling? 5 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,147 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:27,234 Or maybe that big vintage car, coming up the drive, gave it away. 7 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,744 The professor's luggage, Richard, step lively. 8 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,708 - Good afternoon, Professor Peach. - Hello, Greeves, old man. 9 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,713 - Ah, Reverend. - Professor Peach. Beautiful day. 10 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,882 Lord's in his heaven, all's right with the world. 11 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,717 Reverend Golightly. 12 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:55,471 Lady Eddison requests that you make yourselves comfortable in your rooms. 13 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,724 Cocktails will be served on the lawn from half past four. 14 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,310 You go on up. I need to check something in the library. 15 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,728 - Oh? - Alone. 16 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:07,232 It's supposed to be a party. All this work'll be the death of you. 17 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:12,654 Never mind planet Zog! A party in the 1920's, that's more like it. 18 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,491 Trouble is, we haven't been invited. 19 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,160 Oh, I forgot. Yes, we have. 20 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,164 I was right. 21 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:26,752 Kept secret all these years. It's unbelievable. 22 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,420 But why didn't they ask... Heavens. 23 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:34,259 Oh, it's you. I was just doing a little research. 24 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,845 I say, what are you doing with that lead piping? 25 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,682 That's impossible. 26 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,184 No! No! 27 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:50,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 28 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,393 We'll be late for cocktails. 29 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:31,066 What do you think, flapper or slapper? 30 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,652 Flapper. You look lovely. 31 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,414 Look sharp. We have guests. 32 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:49,459 - Good afternoon. - Drinks, sir, ma'am? 33 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,754 - A sidecar, please. - And a lime soda. Thank you. 34 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,549 May I announce Lady Clemency Eddison. 35 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,593 Lady Eddison. 36 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,138 Forgive me, but who exactly might you be? 37 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,849 - And what are you doing here? - I'm the Doctor 38 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:07,394 and this is Miss Donna Noble, of the Chiswick Nobles. 39 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:12,357 Good afternoon, my lady. Topping day, what? Spiffing. Top hole. 40 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,527 No, no, no, no, no. No, don't do that. Don't. 41 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,946 We were thrilled to receive your invitation, milady. 42 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,115 We met at the Ambassador's reception. 43 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,909 Doctor, how could I forget you? 44 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,287 But one must be sure with the Unicorn on the loose. 45 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,497 A unicorn? Brilliant. Where? 46 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:32,377 The Unicorn. A jewel thief and nobody knows who he is. 47 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,213 He's just struck again. 48 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:38,008 Snatched Lady Babington's pearls right from under her nose. 49 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,010 - Funny place to wear pearls. - May I announce 50 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:44,139 the Colonel Hugh Curbishley, the Honourable Roger Curbishley. 51 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,684 My husband and my son. 52 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,353 Forgive me for not rising. 53 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,981 Never been the same ever since that 'flu epidemic back in '18. 54 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,401 My word. You are a super lady. 55 00:03:56,486 --> 00:04:00,030 Oh, I like the colour of yourjib. Chin-chin. 56 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,865 - Hello, I'm the Doctor. - How do you do? 57 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,576 - Very well. - Your usual, sir? 58 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,120 Thank you, Davenport. Just how I like it. 59 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,624 How come she's an Eddison, but her husband and son are Curbishleys? 60 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:15,879 The Eddison title descends through her. One day, Roger will be a Lord. 61 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,422 Robina Redmond. 62 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,551 She's the absolute hit of the social scene, a must. 63 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:25,847 - Miss Redmond. - Spiffing to meet you at last, milady. 64 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:31,853 - Reverend Arnold Golightly. - Ah, Reverend. How are you? 65 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,940 I heard about the church last Thursday night. 66 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,151 - Those ruffians breaking in. - You apprehended them, I hear. 67 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:42,322 As the Christian fathers taught me, we must forgive them their trespasses, 68 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,490 quite literally. 69 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,368 Some of these young boys deserve a decent thrashing. 70 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,577 Couldn't agree more, sir. 71 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,915 Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus. 72 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,292 - Or Time Lords. - Now, milady, 73 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,544 what about the special guest you promised us? 74 00:04:55,628 --> 00:05:01,091 Here she is. A lady who needs no introduction. 75 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,343 No, no, please don't. 76 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,722 Thank you, Lady Eddison, but, honestly, there is no need. 77 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,474 - Agatha Christie. - What about her? 78 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:14,271 - That's me. - No. You're kidding. 79 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,107 Agatha Christie. I was just talking about you the other day. 80 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,401 I said, "I bet she's brilliant". I'm the Doctor, this is Donna. 81 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,487 Oh! I love your stuff. What a mind. 82 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,073 You fool me every time. Well, almost every time. 83 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:30,620 Well, once or twice. Well, once. But it was a good once. 84 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,372 You make a rather unusual couple. 85 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,915 - Oh, no, we're not married. - No, we're not a couple. 86 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,710 Well, obviously not. No wedding ring. 87 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,048 - Oh. You don't miss a trick. - And I'd stay that way, if I were you. 88 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,509 The thrill is in the chase, never in the capture. 89 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,471 Mrs Christie, I'm so glad you could come. 90 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:52,601 I'm one of your greatest followers. I've read all six of your books. 91 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:57,814 - Is Mr Christie not joining us? - Is he needed? 92 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,108 Can't a woman make her own way in the world? 93 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,777 Don't give my wife ideas. 94 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,695 Now, Mrs Christie, I have a question. 95 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,114 - Why a Belgian detective? - Excuse me, Colonel. 96 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,617 Belgians make such lovely buns. 97 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:15,749 Say, where on Earth's Professor Peach? He'd love to meet Mrs Christie. 98 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,001 He said he was going to the library. 99 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,422 Miss Chandrakala, would you go and collect the Professor? 100 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:26,802 - At once, milady. - The date on this newspaper... 101 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,595 What about it? 102 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:32,057 It's the day Agatha Christie disappeared. 103 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,312 Professor Peach? 104 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,859 Professor? 105 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,991 She just discovered her husband was having an affair. 106 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,661 You'd never think to look at her, smiling away. 107 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:57,833 Well. She's British, moneyed. That's what they do. They carry on. 108 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,794 Except for this one time. 109 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:03,213 No one knows exactly what happened, she just vanished. 110 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,471 Her car will be found tomorrow morning, by the side of a lake. 111 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:15,183 Ten days later, Agatha Christie turns up at a hotel in Harrogate. 112 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,688 And she'd lost her memory. 113 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,899 She never spoke about the disappearance till the day she died. 114 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:26,361 - But whatever it was... - It's about to happen. 115 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,613 Right here, right now. 116 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,534 Professor! The library! Murder! Murder! 117 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,499 Goodness. 118 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,877 Bashed on the head. Blunt instrument. 119 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,298 Watch broke as he fell. Time of death was quarter past four. 120 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,799 A bit of pipe. 121 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:52,596 Call me Hercule Poirot, but I reckon that's blunt enough. 122 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,227 Nothing worth killing for in that lot. Dry as dust. 123 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,607 Doctor, the body in the library. 124 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,861 I mean, Professor Peach, in the library, with a lead piping. 125 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,362 EDDISON: Let me see. Out of my way. 126 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,572 Gerald. 127 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,409 - Someone should call the police. - You don't have to. 128 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,037 Chief Inspector Smith, from Scotland Yard, known as the Doctor. 129 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,289 Miss Noble is the plucky young girl who helps me out. 130 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,957 - I say. - Mrs Christie was right. 131 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,710 Go into the sitting room. I will question each of you in turn. 132 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:28,131 Come along, do as the Doctor says. Keep the room undisturbed. 133 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,300 "The plucky young girl who helps me out?" 134 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,552 No policewomen in 1926. 135 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,388 I'll pluck you in a minute. Why don't we phone the real police? 136 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,850 Oh, the last thing we want is PC Plod sticking his nose in. 137 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:42,812 Especially, now I've found this. 138 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,651 - Morphic residue. - Morphic? Doesn't sound very 1926. 139 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:51,821 It has left behind a return species' genetic immune code. 140 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,615 The murderer's an alien. 141 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,951 Which means one of that lot is a alien in human form. 142 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,786 Yeah, but think about it. 143 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,456 There's a murder, a mystery and Agatha Christie. 144 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,167 So? Happens to me all the time. 145 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,962 No. But isn't that a bit weird? 146 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:11,550 Agatha Christie didn't go around surrounded by murders, not really. 147 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,426 I mean, that's like meeting Charles Dickens 148 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:17,973 and he's surrounded by ghosts at Christmas. 149 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,599 - Well... - Oh, come on. 150 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,268 It's not like we could drive across country 151 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,312 and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy. 152 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:29,484 Could we? Noddy's not real. Is he? Tell me there's no Noddy. 153 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,736 There's no Noddy. 154 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,071 Next thing you know, you'll be telling me 155 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:36,575 it's like Murder on the Orient Express, and they all did it. 156 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:40,620 - Murder on the Orient Express? - Oh, yeah, one of the best. 157 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,581 But not yet. 158 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,833 - Marvellous idea, though. - Yeah. 159 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,295 Tell you what, copyright, Donna Noble. Okay? 160 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,339 Anyway, Agatha and I will question the suspects. 161 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,091 Donna, you search the bedrooms, look for clues. 162 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,261 Any more residues. You'll need this. 163 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:59,889 - Is that for real. - Go on, you're ever so plucky. 164 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:05,478 Right, then, solving a murder mystery with Agatha Christie. Brilliant. 165 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,607 How like a man to have fun while there is disaster all around him. 166 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,776 - Sorry, yeah. - I'll work with you, gladly. 167 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,405 But for the sake ofjustice, not your own amusement. 168 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:26,082 Now, then, Reverend, where were you at a quarter past four? 169 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,500 Let me think. 170 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,879 Why, yes, I remember. 171 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,341 I was unpacking in my room. 172 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,552 No alibi, then? You were alone? 173 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,264 With the Lord one is never truly alone. 174 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,183 - Doctor? - And where were you? 175 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,018 Let me think, I was... 176 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:49,230 Oh, yes, I was taking a constitutional in the fields behind the house. 177 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,362 Just taking a stroll, that's all. 178 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,531 - Alone? - Oh, yes. All alone, totally alone. 179 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,910 Absolutely alone. Completely. All of the time. 180 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,871 I wandered lonely as the proverbial cloud. 181 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:09,626 There was no one else with me. Not at all. Not ever. 182 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,213 - And, where were you? - At a quarter past four? 183 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,758 Well, I went to the toilet when I arrived, and then... 184 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,932 Oh, yes, I remember. I was preparing myself. 185 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,059 Positively buzzing with excitement about the party 186 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,520 and the super fun of meeting Lady Eddie. 187 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,605 We've only got your word for it. 188 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,441 That's your problem, not mine. 189 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,235 And, where were you, sir? 190 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:39,197 Quarter past four? Dear me! Let me think. 191 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,782 Ah, yes, I remember. 192 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:47,080 I was in me study, reading through some military memoirs. 193 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,624 Fascinating stuff. 194 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:55,255 Took me back to me days in the army. Started reminiscing. 195 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:59,092 Mafeking... Terrible war. 196 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,927 Colonel, snap out of it. 197 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,433 - I was in me study. - No, no, no, right out of it. 198 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:11,146 Oh, sorry. Got a bit carried away there. 199 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,983 And where were you at a quarter past four, milady? 200 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,152 Now, let me see. 201 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,990 Yes, I remember. I was sitting in the blue room, 202 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:26,077 taking my afternoon tea. It's a ritual of mine. 203 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:30,498 I needed to gather strength for the duty of hostess. 204 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:35,003 I then proceeded to the lawn, where I met you, Doctor, 205 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:40,258 and I said, "And who exactly might you be and what were you doing here?" 206 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:45,263 And you said, "I am the Doctor and this is Miss Donna Noble..." 207 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,516 Yes, yes, you can stop now. I was there for that bit. 208 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:49,768 Of course. 209 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,104 Excuse me. 210 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,023 No alibis for any of them. 211 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,652 Secret adversary remains hidden. 212 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:06,034 We must look for a motive. Use the little, grey cells. 213 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,622 Oh, yes. Little, grey cells. Good ol' Poirot. 214 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:14,459 You know, I've been to Belgium, yeah. 215 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,794 I remember. 216 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:21,299 I was deep in the Ardennes, trying to find Charlemagne. 217 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,052 He'd been kidnapped by an insane computer. 218 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,638 Doctor! Doctor! 219 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,972 Sorry. 220 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:32,310 - Charlemagne lived centuries ago. - I've got a very good memory. 221 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,063 For such an experience, Detective, you missed a big clue. 222 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,898 What, that bit of paper you nicked out of the fire? 223 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,233 - You were looking the other way. - Yeah, 224 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,694 but I saw you reflected in the glass of the bookcase. 225 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,989 You crafty man. 226 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,076 This is all that was left. 227 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,580 What's that first letter, "N" or "M"? 228 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,165 It's an "M". The word is "maiden". 229 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,584 Maiden! What does that mean? 230 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,254 We're still no further forward. 231 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,925 Our nemesis remains at large. Unless Miss Noble's found something. 232 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,770 You won't find anything. 233 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,608 - How come it's locked? - Lady Eddison commands it to be so. 234 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:25,238 And I command it to be otherwise. Scotland Yard. Pip, pip. 235 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,369 Why was it locked in the first place? 236 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:35,123 Many years ago, when my father was butler to the family, 237 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,209 Lady Eddison returned from India with malaria. 238 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,546 She locked herself in this room for six months until she recovered. 239 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:46,050 Since then, the room has remained undisturbed. 240 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,724 There's nothing in here. 241 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,811 - How long has it been empty? - Forty years. 242 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,731 Why did she seal it off? 243 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,986 All right, I need to investigate. You just buttle off. 244 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,634 1926, they've still got bees. 245 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:35,016 Oh, what noise. All right, busy bee, I'll let you out. Hold on. 246 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:41,189 I shall find you with my amazing powers of detection. 247 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,286 It's impossible. 248 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,540 Doctor! 249 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,800 Doctor! 250 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,391 There is a giant wasp. 251 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:20,728 - What do you mean a giant wasp? - I mean, a wasp that's giant. 252 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,897 It's only a silly, little insect. 253 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,900 When I say giant, I don't mean big. 254 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,904 I mean flipping enormous! Look at its sting. 255 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,157 Let me see. 256 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,577 It's gone. Buzzed off. 257 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,416 But that's fascinating. 258 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,837 Don't, don't... Don't touch it, don't touch it. Let me. 259 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,255 A giant wasp? 260 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,175 Well, tons of amorphous, insectivorous life forms, 261 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,178 but none in this galactic vector. 262 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,015 I think I understood some of those words. 263 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,267 Enough to know that you're completely potty. 264 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,352 Lost its sting. Now, that makes it defenceless. 265 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,022 A creature this size got to be able to grow a new one. 266 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:09,027 Uh, can we return to sanity? There are no such things as giant wasps. 267 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:13,614 Exactly, so... Question is, what's it doing here? 268 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,537 A murder? That's put the cat among the pigeons and no mistake. 269 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,541 It is not the stuff of gossip, Mrs Hart. Continue with your work. 270 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,877 But, who'd want to do in the old Professor? 271 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,296 He was always asking questions about that book of his. 272 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,258 - What was all that about? - A dead man's folly, nothing more. 273 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,554 Perhaps, if he asked about... 274 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,557 I must go and see milady. 275 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:05,792 The poor, little child. 276 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,505 There! 277 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,425 Come on! 278 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,012 This makes a change. There's a monster and we're chasing it. 279 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,349 Every monster has a trick. They do it with mirrors. 280 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,356 Oh, my God, that's holy. 281 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,442 Oh. Well, you are wonderful. 282 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,532 Now, just stop. Stop there. 283 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,996 Oi, fly boy. 284 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:51,379 Don't let it get away! Quick, before it reverts back to human form! 285 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:55,883 Where are you? Come on. There's nowhere to run. Show yourself. 286 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,680 Oh. 287 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,392 That's just cheating. 288 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,396 My faithful companion. This is terrible. 289 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,733 Excuse me, milady. She was on her way to tell you something. 290 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,569 She never found me. 291 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,238 She had an appointment with death instead. 292 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:22,076 She said, "The poor, little child". Does that mean anything to anyone? 293 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:27,373 No children in this house for years. Highly unlikely there will be any. 294 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,420 Mrs Christie, you must have twigged something. 295 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,256 You've written simply the best detective stories. 296 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,593 Tell us, what would Poirot do? 297 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:43,014 Heaven's sake, cards on the table, woman. You should be helping us. 298 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:48,853 - But...I'm merely a writer. - But surely you can crack it. 299 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,939 These events are exactly like one your plots. 300 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,276 That's what I've been saying. Agatha, that's gotta mean something. 301 00:19:55,360 --> 00:20:00,448 But what? I've no answers, none. 302 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:05,620 I'm sorry, all of you. I'm truly sorry, but I've failed. 303 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,789 If anyone can help us, then it's the Doctor, not me. 304 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,884 Do you know what I think? 305 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:24,055 Those books of yours, one day, they could turn them into films. 306 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,808 - They could be talking pictures. - Talking pictures? 307 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,394 Pictures that talk. What do you mean? 308 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,521 Oh, blimey, I've done it again. 309 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,360 I appreciate you're trying to be kind, but you are right. 310 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:42,156 These murders are like my own creations. It's as though someone's mocking me. 311 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,659 And I've had enough scorn for one lifetime. 312 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:49,664 Yeah. The thing is, I had this bloke once. 313 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,252 I was engaged and I loved him. I really did. 314 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,837 Turns out, he was lying through his teeth. 315 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,298 But you know what? I moved on. 316 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:03,844 I was lucky. I found the Doctor. He's changed my life. 317 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,390 - There's always someone else. - I see. 318 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:12,061 - Is my marriage the stuff of gossip now? - No, I just... I'm sorry. 319 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,941 No matter, the stories are true. 320 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,651 I found my husband with another woman. 321 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,280 A younger, prettier woman. Isn't it always the way? 322 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:27,702 Well, mine was with a giant spider, but, same difference. 323 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,705 You and the Doctor talk such wonderful nonsense. 324 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,041 Agatha, people love your books. They really do. 325 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,253 They're gonna be reading them for years to come. 326 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:40,840 If only. Try as I might, it's hardly great literature. 327 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:45,845 That's beyond me. I'm afraid my books will be forgotten, 328 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,847 like ephemera. 329 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,934 Hello, what's that? 330 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,146 Those flowerbeds were perfectly neat earlier. 331 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,773 Now some of the stalks are bent over. 332 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:07,325 There you go. Who'd ever notice that? You're brilliant. 333 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:13,497 Oh! Someone came here tooled up. 334 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,875 This is the sort of stuff a thief would use. 335 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:20,463 - The Unicorn, he's here. - The Unicorn and the wasp. 336 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:24,675 - Your drinks, ladies. Doctor. - Very good, Greeves. 337 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,597 How about the science stuff, what did you find? 338 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,184 Hmm. Vespiform sting. 339 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,895 Vespiforms have got hives in the Silfrax Galaxy. 340 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,938 Again, you talk like Edward Lear. 341 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,650 For some reason, this one's behaving like a character in one of your books. 342 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,111 Come on, Agatha, what would Miss Marple do? 343 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,322 She'd have overheard something vital by now, 344 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:49,158 because the murderer thinks she's just a harmless old lady. 345 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,743 Clever idea. 346 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,955 Miss Marple, who writes those? 347 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,625 Copyright Donna Noble. Add it to the list. 348 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,710 - Donna. - Okay, we could split the copyright. 349 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,631 No. Something's inhibiting my enzymes. 350 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:07,927 I've been poisoned. 351 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,554 What do we do? What do we do? 352 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:15,059 It runs. It's cyanide. Sparkling cyanide. 353 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,234 - Ginger beer! - I beg you pardon? 354 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:26,946 - I need ginger beer. - The gentleman has gone mad! 355 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,282 I'm an expert in poisons, Doctor. There's no cure. 356 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,826 It's fatal. 357 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,371 Not for me. I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal. 358 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,706 Protein. I need protein. 359 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,042 - Walnuts? - Bring it. 360 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,172 Can't understand you. How many words? 361 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:50,052 One. One word. Shake! Milk! Shake! Milk! Milk! No, not milk! 362 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,012 Um, shake, shake, shake! 363 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,973 Cocktail shake! You want a Harvey Wallbanger! 364 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,517 - Harvey Wallbanger? - Well, I don't know! 365 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,185 How is Harvey Wallbanger one word! 366 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,688 - What do you need, Doctor? - Salt! 367 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,107 I was miming salt. Salt, I need something salty! 368 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,443 - What about this? - What is it? 369 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,819 - Salt! - That's too salty. 370 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:09,488 - Oh, that's too salty. - What about this? 371 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,865 - Mmm... - What's that? 372 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,034 - Anchovies. - What is it? What else? 373 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,788 Um, it's a song! "Mammy"? 374 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:21,459 - I don't know! Camptown Races. - Camptown Races? 375 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,961 All right, then. Towering Inferno! 376 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,130 It's a shock! Look, shock. I need a shock! 377 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:29,049 All right, then, big shock, coming up. 378 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,733 Detox! Oh! 379 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:51,906 I must do that more often. I mean the...the detox. 380 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:55,743 Doctor, you are impossible. Who are you? 381 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:06,253 Terrible day for all of us. The professor struck down. 382 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:12,593 Miss Chandrakala cruelly taken from us. And yet we still take dinner. 383 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,678 We are British, Doctor. 384 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,348 What else must we do? 385 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,100 And then someone tried to poison me. 386 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,522 Any one of you had the chance to put cyanide in my drink. 387 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,858 - But it rather gave me an idea. - And what would that be? 388 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,944 Well, poison. 389 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,112 Drink up. 390 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:38,118 I've laced the soup with pepper. 391 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,538 Mmm. I thought it was jolly spicy. 392 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,916 But the active ingredient of pepper is piperine. 393 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,586 Traditionally used as an insecticide. 394 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,800 Oh! Anyone got the shivers? 395 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,224 - What the deuce... - Listen, listen, listen. 396 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,811 No, it can't be. 397 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,111 - Show yourself, demon. - Nobody move. 398 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,490 Oh, no. Stay where you are! 399 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,834 Out, out, out, out, now! 400 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,756 I'll cover you, Agatha. You've got a long, long life to lead yet. 401 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,508 Well, we know the butler didn't do it. 402 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,093 Then, who did? 403 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:50,858 My jewellery! The Firestone! It's gone! Stolen! 404 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,651 Roger. 405 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:59,617 My son... My child! 406 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,058 That poor footman! 407 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,312 Roger is dead and he can't even mourn him. 408 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:31,482 1926, it's more like the Dark Ages. 409 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,068 Did you inquire after the necklace? 410 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,321 Lady Eddison brought it back from India. It's worth thousands. 411 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:40,074 This thing can sting, it can fly. 412 00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:45,412 It could wipe us all out in seconds. Why is playing this game? 413 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:48,082 Every murder is essentially the same. 414 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,085 They're committed because somebody wants something. 415 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,837 - What does a Vespiform want? - Doctor, stop it. 416 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,674 The murderer is as human as you or I. 417 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,593 You're right. 418 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,346 Oh, I've been so caught up with giant wasps, 419 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,598 I'd forgotten you're the expert. 420 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:08,769 I'm not, I've told you. I'm just a purveyor of nonsense. 421 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,354 Oh, no, no, no, no. 422 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,107 'Cause plenty of people write detective stories, but yours are the best. 423 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,568 Why? Why are you so good, Agatha Christie? 424 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:20,406 Because you understand. You've lived. 425 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,118 You've fought, you've had your heart broken. 426 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,037 You know about people. 427 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,834 Their passions, their hope and despair and anger, all of those tiny, 428 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,630 huge things that can turn the most ordinary person into a killer. 429 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:42,970 Just think, Agatha. If anyone can solve this, it's you. 430 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,309 I've called you here, on this endless night, 431 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,980 because we have a murderer in our midst. 432 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,233 And when it comes to detection, there's none finer. 433 00:28:56,317 --> 00:29:00,028 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Agatha Christie. 434 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:07,995 This is a crooked house. A house of secrets. 435 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:12,499 To understand the solution, we must examine them all. 436 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:16,503 Starting with you, Miss Redmond. 437 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:24,178 - But I'm innocent, surely. - You've never met these people. 438 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,889 And these people have never met you. 439 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,142 I think the real Robina Redmond never left London. 440 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,643 You're impersonating her. 441 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:35,397 How silly. What proof do you have? 442 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,192 You said you'd been to the toilet... 443 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:41,737 Oh, I know this. If she was really posh she'd say loo. 444 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:46,408 Earlier today, Miss Noble and I found this on the lawn, 445 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,328 right beneath your bathroom window. 446 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,121 You must've heard that Miss Noble was searching the bedroom, 447 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,414 so you panicked. 448 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,500 You ran upstairs and disposed of the evidence. 449 00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:01,799 I've never seen that thing before in my life. 450 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:06,553 - What's inside it? - The tools of your trade, Miss Redmond. 451 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:10,974 Or should I say...the Unicorn? 452 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:15,896 You came to this house with one sole intention, 453 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,607 to steal the Firestone. 454 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:23,237 Oh, all right, then. It's a fair cop... 455 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:29,326 Yes, I'm the bleeding Unicorn. Ever so nice to meet you, I don't think. 456 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,663 I took my chance in the dark and nabbed it. 457 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:35,123 Go on, then, you nobs. 458 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,377 Arrest me. Sling me in jail. 459 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,382 - So, is she the murderer? - Don't be so thick. 460 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:46,343 I might be a thief, but I ain't no killer. 461 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:52,683 Quite. There are darker motives at work and in examining this household, 462 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,852 we come to you, 463 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:55,978 Colonel. 464 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,236 Damn it, woman. You with your perspicacity. 465 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,113 You've rumbled me. 466 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,783 You can walk! 467 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,827 But why? 468 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:16,707 My darling, how else could I be certain of keeping you by my side? 469 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:17,916 I don't understand. 470 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,335 You're still a beautiful woman, Clemency. 471 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:23,463 Sooner or later, some chap will turn your head. 472 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,424 I couldn't bear that. 473 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:30,012 Staying in the chair was the only way I could be certain of keeping you. 474 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:34,558 Confounded Mrs Christie! How did you discover the truth? 475 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,602 Um, actually I had no idea. 476 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,729 I was just going to say you were completely innocent. 477 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,356 - Oh! - Sorry. 478 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,819 - Uh, shall I sit down, then? - I think you better had. 479 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,198 - So, he's not the murderer? - Indeed not. 480 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:54,369 To find the truth, let's return 481 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,122 to this. 482 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,710 Far more than the Unicorn's object of desire. 483 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,505 The Firestone has quite a history. 484 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,177 - Lady Eddison... - I've done nothing. 485 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,304 You brought it back from India, did you not? 486 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,556 Before you met the Colonel. 487 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,601 You came home with malaria 488 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:21,104 and confined yourself to this house for six months 489 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,357 in a room that has been kept locked ever since. 490 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,068 - Which I rather think means... - Stop, please. 491 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,696 I'm so sorry, but you had fallen pregnant in India. 492 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:34,242 Unmarried and ashamed, you hurried back to England with your confidante, 493 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,537 a young maid, later to become housekeeper, Miss Chandrakala. 494 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,665 Clemency, is this true? 495 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:45,671 My poor baby. I had to give him away. The shame of it. 496 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,339 But you've never said a word. 497 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,550 EDDISON: I had no choice. Imagine the scandal. 498 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:54,221 The family name. I'm British, I carry on. 499 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,557 And it was no ordinary pregnancy. 500 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,227 How can you know that? 501 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,937 Excuse me, Agatha, this is my territory. 502 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,106 But when you heard that buzzing sound in the dining room, 503 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,149 you said, "It can't be". 504 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:10,404 - Why did you say that? - You'd never believe it. 505 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:14,783 The Doctor has opened my mind to believe many things. 506 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,955 It was 40 years ago, in the heat of Delhi late one night. 507 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:28,630 I was alone and that's when I saw it: a dazzling light in the sky. 508 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,466 The next day he came to the house. 509 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,762 Christopher, the most handsome man I'd ever seen. 510 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,933 Our love blazed like a wildfire. 511 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,270 I held nothing back. 512 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,233 And in return, 513 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:51,695 he showed me an incredible truth about himself. 514 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:56,116 He'd made himself human to learn about us. 515 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,119 This was his true shape. 516 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:05,292 I loved him so much, it didn't matter. But he was stolen from me. 517 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:08,336 1885, the year of the great monsoon, 518 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,674 the river Jamuna rose up and broke its banks. 519 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,010 He was taken with the flood. 520 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:21,600 But Christopher left me a parting gift, a jewel like no other. 521 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:24,644 I wore it always, part of me never forgot. 522 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,688 I kept it close... 523 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,441 Always. 524 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:31,151 Just like a man. 525 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,196 Flashes his family jewels and you end up with a bun in the oven. 526 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,156 A poor little child. 527 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:40,494 Forty years ago, Miss Chandrakala took that newborn baby to an orphanage. 528 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:44,372 But Professor Peach worked it out. He found the birth certificate. 529 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:47,334 - Oh, that's maiden. Maiden name. - Precisely. 530 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,711 - So, she killed him. - I did not! 531 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:53,590 Miss Chandrakala feared that the Professor had unearthed your secret. 532 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:54,966 She was coming to warn you. 533 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,010 - So, she killed her. - I did not! 534 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,222 Lady Eddison is innocent. 535 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,308 Because at this point... 536 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:04,559 Doctor. 537 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:09,731 Thank you! At this point, when we consider the lies and the secrets 538 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,733 that are key to these events, 539 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:16,029 then we have to consider it was you, Donna Noble. 540 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,449 What? What did I kill? 541 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,911 No, but you said it all along, the vital clue, 542 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,580 that this whole thing is being acted out like a murder mystery. 543 00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:30,210 Which means, it was you, Agatha Christie. 544 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,296 I beg your pardon, sir? 545 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,882 - So, she killed them? - No, but she wrote. 546 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:40,345 She wrote those brilliant, clever books and who is her greatest admirer? 547 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,765 The moving finger points at you... 548 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,227 - Lady Eddison. - Oh, leave me alone. 549 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,354 - So, she did kill them. - No. 550 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:53,024 But just think. Last Thursday night, what were you doing? 551 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:57,070 Uh, I was, uh, I was in the library. 552 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,533 I was reading my favourite Agatha Christie, 553 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:05,120 thinking about her plots and how clever she must be. 554 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,123 - How is that relevant? - Just think. 555 00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,459 What else happened on Thursday night? 556 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,425 - I'm sorry? - You said on the lawn this afternoon. 557 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,553 Last Thursday night, those boys broke into your church. 558 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:24,181 That's correct. They did. 559 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:32,105 I discovered the two of them. Thieves in the night. 560 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,107 I was most perturbed. 561 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,361 What the blazes are you doing, boys? 562 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,782 But I apprehended them. 563 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,661 Really? A man of God against two strong lads? 564 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:52,125 A man in his 40's? Or should I say, 40 years old? 565 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,503 - Exactly. - Oh, my God! 566 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:01,885 Lady Eddison, your child, how old would he be now? 567 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,804 Forty! He's 40. 568 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,641 Your child has come home. 569 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,353 - This is poppycock. - Oh? 570 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,355 You said you were taught by the Christian fathers, 571 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,191 meaning, raised in an orphanage. 572 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,277 My son! Can it be? 573 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:22,948 You found those thieves, Reverend, and you got angry. 574 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,325 A proper, deep anger for the first time in your life 575 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,827 and it broke the genetic lock. 576 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,162 You changed. 577 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:38,797 Put those things back where you found them. 578 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,340 It's... 579 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:54,020 You realised your inheritance after all these years. 580 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,023 You knew who you were. 581 00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,110 Oh! And then it all kicks off. 'Cause this isn't just a jewel. 582 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:05,448 It's a Vespiform telepathic recorder. It's part of you, your brain. 583 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,367 Your very essence. 584 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:10,537 And when you activated, so did the Firestone. 585 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,873 It beamed your full identity directly into your mind. 586 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,542 And at the same time, 587 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:20,922 it absorbed the works ofAgatha Christie directly from Lady Eddison. 588 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:23,133 It all became part of you. 589 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:27,304 The mechanics of those novels re-templated in your brain. 590 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,639 You killed in this pattern, 591 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,267 because that's what you think the world is. 592 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,894 Turns out we are in the middle of a murder mystery. 593 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,106 - One of yours, Dame Agatha. - Dame? 594 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:40,358 Oh! It's all right, not yet. 595 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:45,238 - So he killed them? Yes? Definitely? - Yes. 596 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,157 Well... 597 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,453 This has certainly been a most entertaining evening. 598 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:55,623 Really, you can't believe any of this, surely, Lady Eddison? 599 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,335 Lady who? 600 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,338 Lady Eddison... 601 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:05,050 - Little bit of buzzing there, Vicar. - Don't make me angry! 602 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,260 Why? What happens then? 603 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,556 Damn it! You humans 604 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,351 worshipping your tribal sky gods... 605 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,895 I am so much more. 606 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:20,190 That night, the universe exploded in my mind. 607 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:23,276 I wanted to take what was mine! 608 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:29,115 And you, Agatha Christie, with your railway station bookstall romances... 609 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:32,577 What's to stop me killing you? 610 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:35,246 Oh, my dear God. My child! 611 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:38,583 What's to stop me killing you all? 612 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,089 - It's me... - No, no. Clemency, come back... 613 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,633 Keep away. Keep away, my God! 614 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,761 No! No! No more murder. 615 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:51,638 If my imagination made you kill, 616 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:55,809 then my imagination will find a way to stop you, foul creature. 617 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,232 Run! He's chasing us. 618 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,367 Come here! Come and get me, Reverend! 619 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,411 Agatha, what are you doing? 620 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,038 If I started this, Doctor, then I must stop it. 621 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,501 Come on! 622 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,850 It's all my fault. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. 623 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,147 You said this is the night Agatha Christie loses her memory? 624 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,898 Time is in flux, Donna. 625 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,401 For all we know, this is the night Agatha Christie loses her life 626 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:47,861 and history gets changed. 627 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,696 But where is she going? 628 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:05,753 The lake! She's heading for the lake. What's she doing? 629 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,723 Here I am, the honey in the trap. 630 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,059 - Come to me, Vespiform. - She's controlling him! 631 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,937 His mind is based on her thought processes. They're linked! 632 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:27,484 Quite so, Doctor. If I die, then this creature might die with me. 633 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,903 Don't hurt her! 634 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,406 You're not meant to be like this. You've got the wrong template your mind. 635 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,241 He's not listening. 636 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,477 How do you kill a wasp? 637 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:06,231 Drown him, just like his father. 638 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:09,692 - Donna, that thing couldn't help itself. - Neither could I. 639 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:18,952 Death comes as the end and justice is served. 640 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,664 Murder at the Vicar's Rage. 641 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:28,461 - Needs a bit of work. - Just one mystery left, Doctor. 642 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,839 Who exactly are you? 643 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:38,596 Oh, it's the Firestone. It's part of the Vespiform's mind. 644 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,641 It's dying and it's connected to Agatha. 645 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,318 He let her go. 646 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,739 Right at the end, the Vespiform chose to save someone's life. 647 00:42:56,824 --> 00:43:00,285 - Is she all right, though? - Oh, of course, the amnesia. 648 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:03,079 Wiped her mind of everything that happened, the wasp, the murders... 649 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:06,499 And us. She'll forget about us. 650 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:11,337 Yeah, but we solved another riddle. The mystery ofAgatha Christie. 651 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,717 And tomorrow morning, her car gets found by the side of the lake. 652 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:20,138 A few days later, she turns up in a hotel in Harrogate. 653 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:22,849 With no idea of whatjust happened. 654 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,023 No one will ever know. 655 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,109 Lady Eddison, 656 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,153 the Colonel, and all the staff, what about them? 657 00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:38,698 Shameful story. They'll never talk of it. Too British. 658 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:43,453 While the Unicorn does a bunk back to London town, 659 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:45,538 she can even say she was never there. 660 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,542 - What happens to Agatha? - Oh, great life! 661 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,878 Met another man. Married again. 662 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:54,881 Toured the world. Wrote and wrote and wrote. 663 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,425 She never thought her books were any good, though. 664 00:43:57,551 --> 00:44:00,887 And she must have spent all those years wondering. 665 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:06,559 Thing is... I don't think she ever quite forgot. 666 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:11,898 Great mind like that, some of the details kept bleeding through. 667 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,485 All the stuff her imagination could use, like, Miss Marple. 668 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:16,903 I should have made her sign a contract. 669 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,739 And where is it? Where is it? Hold on. 670 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,076 Here we go. 671 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:27,580 C! 672 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,293 That is C for Cybermen, 673 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,296 C for Carrionites... 674 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,594 And... Christie, Agatha! 675 00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:44,972 - Look at that. - She did remember. 676 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,309 Somewhere at the back of her mind, it all lingered. 677 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,814 And that's not all. Look at the copyright page. 678 00:44:57,111 --> 00:45:00,321 "Facsimile Edition, published in the year..." 679 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:07,745 - Five billion? - People never stop reading them. 680 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:11,040 She is the bestselling novelist of all time. 681 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,794 But she never knew. 682 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,421 Well, no one knows how they're going to be remembered, 683 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:20,883 all you can do is hope for the best. Maybe that's what kept her writing. 684 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:24,011 Same thing keeps me travelling. 685 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,305 Onwards? 686 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:28,808 Onwards. 687 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:37,525 This is the biggest library in the universe. So where is everyone? 688 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:41,738 Run. For God's sake, run. 689 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:42,989 Run! 690 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,788 Professor River Song, Archaeologist. 691 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,582 The shadows are moving again. 692 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,041 How can a shadow be infected? 693 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,460 It's a Vashta Nerada. 694 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,378 - Run! - What's CAL? 695 00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:00,214 So, they came to this library and killed everything in it? 696 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:02,175 - Donna? - Yeah. 697 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:03,843 Stay out of the shadows. 698 00:46:04,305 --> 00:46:10,313 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 56533

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